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No, absolutely not.
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We're not gonna be showing you
a recap of last week
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because you were too busy.
Get the hell out of here.
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All right, all right,
stop your whining.
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Fine, here you go.
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If you have a vagina,
you're safe.
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- Vagina safe zone.
- But--
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there's no way we are still
on that rapiest bar list.
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Who the hell starts
a new school
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with three weeks left
in the school year?
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Fucking satchel boy.
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All right, well,
you guys just relax.
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Just die naturally.
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I know of no finer candidate
for west point
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than Carl Gallagher.
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Damn right, you don't.
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- Oh!
- Bitch, I'm not asking.
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So you're a lesbian?
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Yeah, I am.
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- I can't do this again.
- Do what?
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Falling in love
with a straight girl.
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It's too painful.
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Just go.
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What is this?
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Kids are working up
a few ideas
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for if you do wind up
in prison.
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Gay Jesus kids don't want me
to cop a plea.
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Want me to take it to trial,
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get as much publicity
for the cause as I can.
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Yeah, and what's
your lawyer say?
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Could be looking at 10 to 15
if I don't take a deal.
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Holy shit, mo.
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- You won.
- Mo white...
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You're a congressman again.
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My sister says
you have my kid.
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Xan.
I want her back.
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Do you want
to stay with me here?
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Yeah, that'd be good.
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Mom?
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I knew you'd come back
for me!
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♪ Rock music ♪
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♪ Rock music ♪
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♪ think of all
the luck you got ♪
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♪ know that
it's not for naught ♪
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♪ you were beaming
once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪
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♪ know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ you were willing
once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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How do you listen
to this crap?
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This is indie folk country.
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It's like if
a bad hipster band
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smacked into a truck of cows.
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Well, switch it if you want.
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♪ ...I'll never part ♪
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♪ whoa, oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh... ♪
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Isn't your code
your birthday?
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Put it in the American way
or the right way?
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- There. Irish, even.
- ♪ it's not a place... ♪
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Little on the nose.
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What, like your accent?
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♪ To me a sound... ♪
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You know, U2 is the band
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most made love to
in all of Ireland.
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Oh, well,
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you're in america now, bitch.
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Need a lift to patsy's?
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No, driving myself.
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I gotta take Ian
to a meeting with his lawyer.
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His plea hearing
is tomorrow.
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He can't make
his own way?
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To his lawyer or in life?
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Both.
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No.
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Grab you from patsy's
at 2:45, then.
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For what?
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The hadid exhibition.
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- The ha-what?
- Zaha hadid.
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First female architect
to win the pritzker prize.
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Blueprints haven't been
public until now?
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Oh, shit, is that today?
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You fucking with me?
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You've been talking about it
nonstop for six months.
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Yeah, I'm fucking with you.
I'll meet you there.
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Tickets are for 3:30.
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If you're late,
they won't let us in.
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And where is it?
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♪ Came here looking... ♪
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The art institute.
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That's in Canada, right?
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See you at 4:30.
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3:30.
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Fucking with you.
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♪ American soul ♪
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What are you doing, debs?
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Sanding a circle
around my dip canister
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so I don't look like a poser.
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You are a poser.
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Jesus, how many more dogs
are down there, Carl?
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Just Rocco
and bernice,
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and she'll be dead
by the end of the week.
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Does anyone know
what cocktail attire is?
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It's a little early
for cocktails,
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- even for a Gallagher.
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It's a west point mixer
this afternoon.
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Says I need cocktail attire.
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Says it's a suit.
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Who goes to drink
in a suit?
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Ah, fuck,
Fiona's almost here.
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What now?
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She wants to take me
to my meeting.
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- Don't do it!
- Bad idea.
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She thinks I should take
an insanity plea.
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Insanity?
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Yeah, bipolar.
Off my meds.
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How long would you get
for that?
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Lawyer thinks two years,
plus probation.
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What are your other options?
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Well, I could plead guilty,
get a reduced sentence,
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five to ten years,
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or I could plead innocent...
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Well, what about that video
of you blowing up the Van?
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...and they'll find me guilty,
so I get 10 to 20.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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Oh, what smells
like dead dog?
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It's dead dog.
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I'm taking care of it.
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You ready?
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I told you,
I don't need a ride.
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Oh, I'm taking Liam to school,
so it's on my way.
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- Anybody else?
- I'm good.
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I'm headed to patsy's,
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trying to make things work
with Alex.
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Who's Alex?
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My girlfriend.
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Your girlfriend?
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You gay now?
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- Yes.
- No.
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Okay.
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You two, let's go.
Someone should wash
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a dish around here
once in a while.
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Hey, buddy,
have a good day.
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All right, well, ease up,
you drunks. Ladies first.
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Can I have a beer, v?
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Can I take off
my coat first?
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Hands off, Tommy!
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Frank?
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Hey!
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Did you sleep here again?
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I-I drank a bit too.
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Two bucks?
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You drank two bucks'
worth of booze?
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No, that's all that's left
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from the mo white
campaign fund.
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You Kevin ball?
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You a health inspector?
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Uh, no.
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Jehovah's witness?
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- No.
- IRS?
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No.
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Then yes, I'm Kevin ball.
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Uh, Alison de Marco,
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from the women's equality
and empowerment march.
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We're very impressed
with what
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you've been doing
with vagina safe.
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We're looking to add a few men
to our list of march speakers,
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and as head
of the vagina safe initiative,
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you're at the top of our list.
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That dentist who bought
your bike--
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check didn't bounce,
did it?
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No. Why?
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He totaled it already.
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Had to strip it for parts.
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Lip!
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A little help?
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What is it
with these rich assholes
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who can't ride bikes?
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Ah! Whoa!
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Jesus, Toby.
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My bad, man.
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Price of victory, dude.
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Victory in what?
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I do a little street racing.
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Slid across the finish line
on my ass, but I won.
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Think you can fix it?
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Yeah. It's gonna take
a while, though.
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No worries.
I got a few backup bikes.
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What the hell?
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That's gonna take a while.
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Guess we go home.
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Yo.
Come out to a race sometime.
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Never know where they are
until the hour before.
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I'll text you.
All right.
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Mo white.
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More like
"mo Lily-livered asshole."
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Wouldn't take me
to Washington.
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Says i'm
a political liability.
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So I-I misappropriated
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some campaign funds.
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He's a child molester,
for fuck's sake.
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Frank.
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- I'm gonna start a recall.
- Frank.
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I put him in there.
I can take him out.
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Frank!
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Your piss is brown.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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That is brown.
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- For fuck's sake! Damn it.
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Frank?
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Uh, kev?
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Fuck you,
necktie piece of shit.
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Hey. You headed
to the west point thing?
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Uh, yeah.
What are you doing home?
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Uh, there's
a power outage at work.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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And xan?
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Yeah.
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Is that Liam's clip-on?
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There you go.
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And...
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- Bam, you look good.
- All right?
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Yo, I could stay back
and hang out if you want.
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No, no, I got a list
of things I wanted to do,
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but, uh...Go get yourself
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a spot at west point,
all right?
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Okay.
All right.
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Hey, anybody home?
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Cool.
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Um, you didn't have
to order all this food.
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I wanted to.
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I'm not ready to give up
on us just yet.
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I know I may be
a new lesbian,
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but I think I can be
pretty good at it.
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Sorry, you sound like Jasmine.
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Who's that?
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My second grade girlfriend,
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until I found out
she was playing doctor
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with Ricardo jimenez
at naptime.
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- What a bitch.
- Mm-hmm.
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Not as bad
as shawnte Watson, though.
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She would only
closed-mouth kiss me
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while she would tongue-kiss
boys behind my back.
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Damn.
Third grade girlfriend?
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Second grade still.
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No, third grade was, uh,
Ronnie Carson.
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She would, uh,
tell her mom
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we were getting married.
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Your body
is rejecting your liver.
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I've been taking
my medication.
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You've been on assimipro
since your transplant.
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After about five years,
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it can tend to lose
its efficacy.
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I'm going to switch you
to hepatocycline.
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00:11:02,887 --> 00:11:04,720
Top of the line,
just approved by the fda.
266
00:11:04,804 --> 00:11:06,720
Pretty much
zero side effects.
267
00:11:06,804 --> 00:11:09,554
We'll start you on a megadose
and an iv right now,
268
00:11:09,637 --> 00:11:11,388
and then we'll send you home
with some pills.
269
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:12,887
How much does that cost?
270
00:11:12,971 --> 00:11:14,720
With insurance,
maybe 20 bucks a month.
271
00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:15,513
No insurance.
272
00:11:15,595 --> 00:11:16,845
You don't have insurance?
273
00:11:16,929 --> 00:11:18,595
Correct.
274
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,887
Eh, then you're looking
at two grand a month.
275
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,929
- What? A month?
- Jesus.
276
00:11:23,012 --> 00:11:25,179
You could do the generic,
hepazone c--
277
00:11:25,263 --> 00:11:26,720
been around
since the '70s.
278
00:11:26,804 --> 00:11:27,929
How much is that?
279
00:11:28,012 --> 00:11:29,388
Around 30 bucks a month.
280
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,804
Great, start me
with a megadose of that,
281
00:11:31,887 --> 00:11:34,429
throw in some Vicodin,
and my interracial friends
282
00:11:34,513 --> 00:11:36,054
and myself will be on our way.
283
00:11:36,137 --> 00:11:37,762
I need to go over
the side effects with you
284
00:11:37,845 --> 00:11:40,637
before you decide
that hepazone is right for you.
285
00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:43,804
I never met a drug
I didn't like, but hit me.
286
00:11:43,887 --> 00:11:45,637
Here we go.
287
00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,304
- Sporadic blindness...
- Blindness?
288
00:11:47,388 --> 00:11:48,637
...paralysis of the face...
289
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:49,554
Wow.
290
00:11:49,637 --> 00:11:50,679
...skin rashes,
291
00:11:50,762 --> 00:11:52,845
joint pain,
hair loss,
292
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,346
gout, insomnia,
mouth ulcers,
293
00:11:55,429 --> 00:11:57,720
halitosis,
degeneration of the gums,
294
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,012
testicular soreness,
295
00:11:59,096 --> 00:12:00,804
severely heightened
emotional sensitivity...
296
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,012
...and erectile dysfunction.
297
00:12:04,096 --> 00:12:05,388
His Willy won't work?
298
00:12:05,471 --> 00:12:07,304
It's possible.
299
00:12:07,388 --> 00:12:09,137
Oh, no worries, doc.
300
00:12:09,221 --> 00:12:12,263
No way my member
won't march.
301
00:12:12,346 --> 00:12:13,929
I'll take the generic.
302
00:12:24,054 --> 00:12:25,179
Right, thanks for the ride.
303
00:12:25,263 --> 00:12:26,513
Sure.
304
00:12:31,971 --> 00:12:33,513
Where you going?
305
00:12:33,595 --> 00:12:35,179
I got a couple minutes
before I gotta be at work.
306
00:12:35,263 --> 00:12:37,179
Ha, no way.
Absolutely not.
307
00:12:37,263 --> 00:12:38,971
I'm not gonna
even say anything.
308
00:12:39,054 --> 00:12:40,595
I'm just gonna listen.
309
00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:42,096
Are you kidding me?
310
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,554
He is pleading insanity.
311
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,679
- End of story.
- If he admits he's bipolar,
312
00:12:45,762 --> 00:12:47,929
suddenly our entire movement
is about mental illness.
313
00:12:48,012 --> 00:12:49,845
So you want him to go
to prison for ten years?
314
00:12:49,929 --> 00:12:51,762
He'll get less
if he pleads guilty.
315
00:12:51,845 --> 00:12:53,221
- Excuse me.
- And even less
316
00:12:53,304 --> 00:12:54,595
if he pleads insanity.
317
00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:56,554
Hey!
318
00:12:57,804 --> 00:13:00,429
Does anyone wanna hear
what my lawyer has to say?
319
00:13:02,012 --> 00:13:04,346
Look, I know this judge.
320
00:13:04,429 --> 00:13:05,887
- He understands--
- excuse me.
321
00:13:05,971 --> 00:13:07,179
If you make him
plead insanity,
322
00:13:07,263 --> 00:13:08,804
you are putting lives
at risk.
323
00:13:08,887 --> 00:13:11,263
Kids all over the world
say Ian saved them.
324
00:13:11,346 --> 00:13:12,971
He put his time in.
Now you save 'em.
325
00:13:13,054 --> 00:13:14,513
They don't want
gay Mary magdalene.
326
00:13:14,595 --> 00:13:15,595
They want gay Jesus.
327
00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:16,637
Well, they can't
have him.
328
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:17,887
He belongs to his family.
329
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,221
This is bigger
than family.
330
00:13:19,304 --> 00:13:21,637
Nothing is bigger than family,
331
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:24,429
and if you send my brother
to prison for one second
332
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,845
longer than he needs
to be there,
333
00:13:26,929 --> 00:13:30,720
I'm gonna torch a Van
with your pixie ass in it.
334
00:14:10,096 --> 00:14:12,971
♪ Funky music ♪
335
00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:18,887
Oh, fuck.
336
00:15:18,346 --> 00:15:20,012
What can I get for you?
337
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,637
Um,
338
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,471
let me get a pack of camels.
339
00:15:25,554 --> 00:15:27,929
Um...
You know what?
340
00:15:28,012 --> 00:15:31,012
Let me get a pack
of American spirits too.
341
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:34,096
Uh, some marlboros.
342
00:15:34,179 --> 00:15:35,637
Some, uh--some winstons.
343
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,096
You know, throw some,
uh, dunhills in there
344
00:15:38,179 --> 00:15:40,304
and pall malls.
345
00:15:40,388 --> 00:15:42,471
I'm thinking
of changing brands.
346
00:15:48,887 --> 00:15:50,096
Thank you.
347
00:15:50,804 --> 00:15:54,137
Are all lesbians
that dramatic?
348
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,304
Where are you going?
349
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,012
- Leave me alone, Fiona.
- Ian--
350
00:15:57,096 --> 00:15:58,971
stay out of it!
351
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,137
So I think I'm gonna
352
00:16:08,221 --> 00:16:09,804
start my speech off
with a joke.
353
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:11,012
Needing a man
to speak for women,
354
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,346
that's the joke.
355
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:14,137
Giving us meds
that stop working
356
00:16:14,221 --> 00:16:16,137
and then pricing us out
of the ones that do,
357
00:16:16,221 --> 00:16:18,429
- that's the joke.
- Oh, here we go.
358
00:16:18,513 --> 00:16:19,471
Did you hear
that doctor?
359
00:16:19,554 --> 00:16:20,679
She didn't even
wanna tell me
360
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,679
about the generic drug.
361
00:16:22,762 --> 00:16:26,137
Well, just like the great
slaves of the south...
362
00:16:26,221 --> 00:16:27,679
- Oh, don't do that, man.
- All right, frank,
363
00:16:27,762 --> 00:16:28,804
you need to stop right there.
That's enough.
364
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:29,971
...decades of forced labor
365
00:16:30,054 --> 00:16:31,679
in the fields
have left us
366
00:16:31,762 --> 00:16:33,845
- kunta kinte strong.
- Frank.
367
00:16:33,929 --> 00:16:36,304
Gonna take more
than a few side effects
368
00:16:36,388 --> 00:16:38,179
to break our spirits.
369
00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:40,762
Swing low, sweet chariot.
370
00:16:42,221 --> 00:16:44,471
♪ Rock music ♪
371
00:16:44,554 --> 00:16:46,804
It's time for the field hands
372
00:16:46,887 --> 00:16:48,346
to rise.
373
00:16:48,429 --> 00:16:50,679
- I'm about to fuck you up.
- Wait, wait, wait, stop.
374
00:16:50,762 --> 00:16:52,304
What are you doing?
375
00:16:52,388 --> 00:16:54,679
What the fuck are you do--
get your ass out of my face!
376
00:16:54,762 --> 00:16:56,137
Frank!
377
00:16:57,471 --> 00:16:59,971
♪ It ain't the way ♪
378
00:17:00,054 --> 00:17:02,929
♪ almost every night... ♪
379
00:17:03,012 --> 00:17:03,762
Nothing.
380
00:17:03,845 --> 00:17:06,346
♪ It ain't the way... ♪
381
00:17:06,429 --> 00:17:08,346
I got nothing.
382
00:17:08,429 --> 00:17:09,929
♪ Yes, every time ♪
383
00:17:10,012 --> 00:17:13,054
♪ yes,
every time ♪
384
00:17:16,595 --> 00:17:19,096
I mean,
we're high school juniors,
385
00:17:19,179 --> 00:17:21,388
and she's still confused
about her sexuality?
386
00:17:21,471 --> 00:17:23,054
Enjoy your lunch,
you guys.
387
00:17:23,137 --> 00:17:26,137
I mean, how many times can
a heart get broken, you know?
388
00:17:28,637 --> 00:17:30,054
I can't talk right now,
Fiona.
389
00:17:30,137 --> 00:17:31,429
Are you still
at patsy's?
390
00:17:31,513 --> 00:17:33,513
Oh, never mind.
I see you.
391
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:34,720
What's going on?
392
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,595
Ugh. My brother's
going to prison,
393
00:17:36,679 --> 00:17:38,845
and my sister's
losing her shit.
394
00:17:39,679 --> 00:17:41,845
Hi.
Hi.
395
00:17:41,929 --> 00:17:43,429
Alex.
She's cute.
396
00:17:43,513 --> 00:17:45,263
- Can I borrow her for a sec?
- Yeah.
397
00:17:45,346 --> 00:17:46,804
Come on.
398
00:17:48,096 --> 00:17:50,179
I think it's time
for an intervention.
399
00:17:50,263 --> 00:17:52,554
Why doesn't anyone accept
the fact that I'm gay?
400
00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:54,637
No, not you, Ian.
401
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:55,887
That bitch Geneva
got in his head.
402
00:17:55,971 --> 00:17:57,762
I think he's considering
not taking a plea deal.
403
00:17:57,845 --> 00:17:59,720
- How do you know?
- I was there.
404
00:17:59,804 --> 00:18:01,012
You went into
his lawyer meeting?
405
00:18:01,096 --> 00:18:02,804
That-that's what
"I was there" means.
406
00:18:02,887 --> 00:18:04,263
Tell me you didn't
go all Fiona on him
407
00:18:04,346 --> 00:18:05,971
and tell him
what he's supposed to do.
408
00:18:06,595 --> 00:18:08,346
"Going Fiona" is not a thing.
409
00:18:08,429 --> 00:18:10,137
Trust me.
It's a thing.
410
00:18:10,221 --> 00:18:11,304
Where is he now?
411
00:18:11,388 --> 00:18:12,554
I don't know.
He took off.
412
00:18:12,637 --> 00:18:15,012
He's not answering
calls or texts.
413
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,471
He's a grown man, Fiona.
414
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,720
Sounds like he doesn't want
to talk to you.
415
00:18:19,804 --> 00:18:21,971
Might be time to let go.
416
00:18:22,054 --> 00:18:25,221
♪ Marching band music ♪
417
00:18:50,137 --> 00:18:53,012
Will you
be called to make sacrifices?
418
00:18:53,096 --> 00:18:55,679
Yes, but the pride
you'll earn
419
00:18:55,762 --> 00:18:57,221
in service to this country
420
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,804
will outweigh the loss
you may sustain
421
00:18:59,887 --> 00:19:02,762
at the hands
of our nation's foes.
422
00:19:03,471 --> 00:19:05,263
Enjoy the food,
423
00:19:05,346 --> 00:19:07,012
and with any luck,
424
00:19:07,096 --> 00:19:10,304
we'll be buried side by side
at Arlington one day.
425
00:19:18,054 --> 00:19:20,012
Want a little spice
in your punch?
426
00:19:20,096 --> 00:19:21,595
What?
427
00:19:21,679 --> 00:19:23,346
Absinthe.
428
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:24,720
Sure.
429
00:19:28,513 --> 00:19:30,179
- I'm Kelly.
- Carl.
430
00:19:30,263 --> 00:19:32,137
Are you a candidate
for west point?
431
00:19:32,221 --> 00:19:34,263
Am I one of these pussies?
No.
432
00:19:34,346 --> 00:19:36,471
Annapolis-bound,
much to the chagrin
433
00:19:36,554 --> 00:19:38,263
of old iron legs there.
434
00:19:38,346 --> 00:19:39,388
Major keefe?
435
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:40,804
He's my dad.
436
00:19:40,887 --> 00:19:42,388
Is that a clip-on tie?
437
00:19:42,471 --> 00:19:45,012
Uh, yeah. I don't know
how to tie a real one.
438
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:47,221
No shit.
439
00:19:48,096 --> 00:19:49,637
- Well, that's interesting.
- Kelly.
440
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:50,887
Hi.
441
00:19:50,971 --> 00:19:51,845
Hi.
442
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,304
What's your name?
443
00:19:53,388 --> 00:19:54,679
Jackson ehrenreich.
444
00:19:54,762 --> 00:19:57,179
We met at the cotillion,
445
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:59,096
fooled around a bit
in the coat check.
446
00:20:01,804 --> 00:20:04,804
My dick sort of...
Bent hard to the left.
447
00:20:05,429 --> 00:20:06,471
Yikes.
448
00:20:06,554 --> 00:20:07,971
Jacob, was it?
449
00:20:08,054 --> 00:20:09,054
Jackson.
450
00:20:09,137 --> 00:20:10,346
- Ehrenreich.
- Right.
451
00:20:10,429 --> 00:20:11,429
That's a different Kelly.
452
00:20:11,513 --> 00:20:13,263
I think I saw her
in the map room earlier.
453
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,595
Straight down that way,
then a hard to the left.
454
00:20:18,263 --> 00:20:19,554
Douchebag.
455
00:20:19,637 --> 00:20:21,429
I was barely conscious.
456
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,929
Let's go sample daddy dearest's
scotch collection.
457
00:20:25,012 --> 00:20:27,929
And I'm proud
to defend you women
458
00:20:28,012 --> 00:20:29,679
and all the women of Chicago
459
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,887
against the scourge
on society
460
00:20:31,971 --> 00:20:33,971
that is the clueless man.
461
00:20:34,054 --> 00:20:36,137
#timesup, my sisters.
462
00:20:36,221 --> 00:20:39,513
Oh, and #metoo.
What do you think?
463
00:20:39,595 --> 00:20:40,720
You hard, Kermit?
464
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,054
Yup.
465
00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:44,054
- Tommy?
- Oh, yeah.
466
00:20:44,137 --> 00:20:45,762
Great.
467
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,804
You two assholes have stiffies,
468
00:20:47,887 --> 00:20:49,929
and little frank is turtling.
469
00:20:50,012 --> 00:20:51,179
Maybe that's 'cause
you're watching porn
470
00:20:51,263 --> 00:20:54,304
with Kermit and Tommy.
The usual, Libby?
471
00:20:54,388 --> 00:20:56,054
- It's a workday, ain't it?
- Turn that porn off.
472
00:20:56,137 --> 00:20:58,388
We're gonna have to lower
our own vagina safe rating.
473
00:20:58,471 --> 00:21:00,679
Are my eyelids moving?
474
00:21:00,762 --> 00:21:03,513
I think my face is paralyzed.
475
00:21:05,513 --> 00:21:07,263
Did you just gargle
with rubbing alcohol?
476
00:21:07,346 --> 00:21:09,929
Yeah. If you had
the dick in your mouth
477
00:21:10,012 --> 00:21:12,388
that I just had in mine,
you would too.
478
00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:14,720
Hey, Libby...
479
00:21:14,804 --> 00:21:16,346
I'm off-duty.
480
00:21:16,429 --> 00:21:19,304
Pay off-duty rates.
481
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:22,388
Let's get this over with.
482
00:21:30,221 --> 00:21:31,595
Coming.
483
00:21:31,679 --> 00:21:33,513
Hi, Mr. Milkovich.
484
00:21:33,595 --> 00:21:36,012
Mickey's in Mexico.
Fuck off, rectum boy.
485
00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:37,513
I'm not here
to see Mickey.
486
00:21:37,595 --> 00:21:38,762
I'm here to see you.
487
00:21:38,845 --> 00:21:40,388
What, you trying to faggify
all of us?
488
00:21:40,471 --> 00:21:42,804
You don't faggify people.
That's not how--
489
00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:44,887
how much time'd you do
in the pen?
490
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,804
Eighteen years, on and off.
491
00:21:46,887 --> 00:21:48,012
How bad was it?
492
00:21:48,096 --> 00:21:50,096
Depends on your definition
of bad.
493
00:21:50,179 --> 00:21:52,971
Mouth- and ass-rapings--
which you'd probably enjoy--
494
00:21:53,054 --> 00:21:54,720
beatings by the guards,
food sucked--
495
00:21:54,804 --> 00:21:56,137
you were mouth-
and ass-raped?
496
00:21:56,221 --> 00:21:57,637
You kidding?
I did the raping.
497
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,554
Milkoviches don't bottom.
498
00:21:59,637 --> 00:22:01,388
Was Mickey adopted?
499
00:22:01,471 --> 00:22:02,637
Fuck off, Gallagher.
500
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,388
Okay, rapings...
501
00:22:04,471 --> 00:22:06,137
Food, guards--
I can handle that shit.
502
00:22:06,221 --> 00:22:07,221
I just need to know if--
503
00:22:07,304 --> 00:22:09,720
anyone can handle
that shit.
504
00:22:09,804 --> 00:22:12,054
It's the boredom
that'll kill you.
505
00:22:12,137 --> 00:22:14,054
Starts out, you're figuring out
your surroundings.
506
00:22:14,137 --> 00:22:15,929
Then the day-to-day
sets in.
507
00:22:16,012 --> 00:22:18,012
Start reading books,
lifting weights,
508
00:22:18,096 --> 00:22:20,346
fuck a few of the pussy boys
in the yard,
509
00:22:20,429 --> 00:22:23,137
but you're in the same place
with the same assholes,
510
00:22:23,221 --> 00:22:25,388
doing the same shit
every second of every hour
511
00:22:25,471 --> 00:22:28,388
of every day
of every goddamned year.
512
00:22:30,054 --> 00:22:32,887
I was you,
I'd pack my shit and run.
513
00:22:41,388 --> 00:22:42,513
Hi, satchel boy.
514
00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:43,804
What do you want, sissy?
515
00:22:43,887 --> 00:22:45,429
Just wondering
how your day was.
516
00:22:45,513 --> 00:22:47,137
Todd?
517
00:22:47,762 --> 00:22:49,346
Todd?
518
00:22:49,429 --> 00:22:50,971
Shut up!
519
00:22:51,054 --> 00:22:52,971
I'm just-just trying
to be friendly.
520
00:22:53,054 --> 00:22:54,346
♪ Percussive music ♪
521
00:22:54,429 --> 00:22:55,929
My day was fine.
522
00:22:56,012 --> 00:22:57,887
Good, good.
523
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:10,845
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh... ♪
524
00:23:10,929 --> 00:23:12,388
Don't-don't stop.
525
00:23:12,471 --> 00:23:14,554
I'm starting to feel something.
526
00:23:15,554 --> 00:23:17,388
Ugh, fuck this.
527
00:23:17,471 --> 00:23:19,595
I gotta stop.
528
00:23:19,679 --> 00:23:21,971
Why?
529
00:23:22,054 --> 00:23:23,637
Because my neck
is killing me,
530
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,595
my-my knees are hurting...
531
00:23:30,263 --> 00:23:31,762
God.
532
00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:33,595
Just give me a few minutes.
We'll go again.
533
00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:37,720
No, it's a side effect
of my liver meds.
534
00:23:37,804 --> 00:23:40,304
Damn.
535
00:23:40,388 --> 00:23:42,845
It's generic.
536
00:23:42,929 --> 00:23:45,388
I can't afford
the brand name.
537
00:23:45,471 --> 00:23:48,012
Here.
538
00:23:48,096 --> 00:23:49,804
No, no, no. I-i--
you keep it.
539
00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,513
I didn't get the job done.
540
00:23:51,595 --> 00:23:53,471
No, take it.
541
00:24:16,554 --> 00:24:17,554
Wanna have sex?
542
00:24:17,637 --> 00:24:19,263
Easy answer, yes,
543
00:24:19,346 --> 00:24:21,762
but kev made me sign
some form that I wouldn't
544
00:24:21,845 --> 00:24:24,346
fuck anyone who's too drunk
to provide consent.
545
00:24:24,429 --> 00:24:25,221
Who's kev?
546
00:24:25,304 --> 00:24:27,221
He's the vagina safe guy.
547
00:24:27,304 --> 00:24:31,720
Tell kev I can keep
my own vagina safe.
548
00:24:42,804 --> 00:24:44,263
Kelly?
549
00:24:46,554 --> 00:24:48,263
Was that a yes?
550
00:24:49,762 --> 00:24:51,388
Ian?
551
00:24:54,471 --> 00:24:56,096
Ian!
552
00:25:23,096 --> 00:25:25,595
Fuck me.
553
00:25:25,679 --> 00:25:27,054
Ian?
554
00:25:29,971 --> 00:25:30,804
- Hey.
- Hey.
555
00:25:30,887 --> 00:25:32,179
I've been texting you.
556
00:25:32,263 --> 00:25:33,304
Oh, there's a power outage
at work.
557
00:25:33,388 --> 00:25:34,679
I went for a run.
What's up?
558
00:25:34,762 --> 00:25:36,054
We gotta go find Ian.
559
00:25:36,137 --> 00:25:39,054
He jumped bail. I think he's
skipping out on his hearing.
560
00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:40,637
How do you figure?
561
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,346
He dyed his hair
and his drawers are empty.
562
00:25:42,429 --> 00:25:45,137
Bus station or train station?
Which one you want?
563
00:25:45,221 --> 00:25:48,595
Uh...neither.
564
00:25:48,679 --> 00:25:50,221
Sounds like he doesn't want
to be found.
565
00:25:50,304 --> 00:25:52,471
I don't care
if he wants to be found.
566
00:25:52,595 --> 00:25:54,554
He's a fugitive,
and he's our brother.
567
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,471
He gets caught like this,
he's gonna get sent away
568
00:25:56,554 --> 00:25:59,096
for way longer than ten years.
569
00:25:59,179 --> 00:26:00,513
You're okay
with him risking that?
570
00:26:00,595 --> 00:26:01,887
No, I'm not okay with that,
571
00:26:01,971 --> 00:26:04,137
but it's not up to me.
572
00:26:04,221 --> 00:26:05,346
He's an adult.
He made a decision.
573
00:26:05,429 --> 00:26:06,929
It's the wrong decision.
574
00:26:07,012 --> 00:26:09,137
Did you go all Fiona on him?
575
00:26:09,221 --> 00:26:10,887
That is not a thing.
576
00:26:10,971 --> 00:26:13,346
Look, if you push someone
too hard in one direction,
577
00:26:13,429 --> 00:26:15,096
they're just gonna run
three times faster
578
00:26:15,179 --> 00:26:17,429
- in the other direction.
- Or you can shove them so hard
579
00:26:17,513 --> 00:26:19,471
in the right direction
that they do what's right.
580
00:26:19,554 --> 00:26:22,012
That's why it's called
the right direction.
581
00:26:22,096 --> 00:26:24,388
So bus station
or train station?
582
00:26:24,471 --> 00:26:26,554
Neither.
583
00:26:26,637 --> 00:26:28,263
Fine.
584
00:26:35,845 --> 00:26:38,471
And I think that, like,
make sure we're stapling them
585
00:26:38,554 --> 00:26:39,595
really tight, 'cause remember
at the last rally
586
00:26:39,679 --> 00:26:41,513
when they all fell off?
Yeah.
587
00:26:41,595 --> 00:26:43,554
No, that's how we learned
to not use glue.
588
00:26:43,637 --> 00:26:45,762
Okay, this is all looking
really, really good.
589
00:26:45,845 --> 00:26:47,720
Make sure that
we're stapling it on...
590
00:26:47,804 --> 00:26:49,720
Oh, uh, everyone
not speaking at the march,
591
00:26:49,804 --> 00:26:51,054
take a break.
592
00:26:51,137 --> 00:26:53,929
We need the room
for rehearsal.
593
00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:58,845
Women, I would like to welcome
our newest speaker, Kevin ball,
594
00:26:58,929 --> 00:27:00,137
and his partner, Veronica.
595
00:27:00,221 --> 00:27:01,720
- Welcome, guys. Hi.
- Hello.
596
00:27:01,804 --> 00:27:03,471
Uh, Kevin,
glad to have
597
00:27:03,554 --> 00:27:06,179
a man on board who understands
the dangers we women face.
598
00:27:06,263 --> 00:27:08,554
Honored to be a part
of the sisterhood.
599
00:27:09,804 --> 00:27:11,012
Now, uh,
600
00:27:11,096 --> 00:27:12,263
audiences at these marches
601
00:27:12,346 --> 00:27:13,971
have zero attention span,
602
00:27:14,054 --> 00:27:16,804
so we've gotta keep
this ship moving.
603
00:27:16,887 --> 00:27:19,054
Let's run a cue-to-cue.
604
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:21,012
Uh, order's right there.
Stage one.
605
00:27:21,096 --> 00:27:23,054
Each of you stand,
give the first
606
00:27:23,137 --> 00:27:24,554
and last lines
of your speech
607
00:27:24,637 --> 00:27:27,762
so the next person knows
when it's her--or his--
608
00:27:27,845 --> 00:27:29,137
turn to speak.
609
00:27:29,221 --> 00:27:31,429
Charisma,
what's your first line?
610
00:27:34,804 --> 00:27:36,720
Twelve years ago,
I was gang-raped
611
00:27:36,804 --> 00:27:37,929
in a bathroom
612
00:27:38,012 --> 00:27:40,513
near the level two
east concession stand.
613
00:27:40,595 --> 00:27:41,971
And last line.
614
00:27:42,054 --> 00:27:43,679
With my family's support,
615
00:27:43,762 --> 00:27:46,845
I can finally get out of bed
during football season.
616
00:27:46,929 --> 00:27:50,554
Applause, applause, applause.
Loyola, that's your cue.
617
00:27:50,637 --> 00:27:54,054
Uh, when I was 16, I woke up
in an alley on my birthday.
618
00:27:54,137 --> 00:27:56,679
Blah, blah, blah.
619
00:27:58,096 --> 00:27:59,554
I'm a stronger woman now,
620
00:27:59,637 --> 00:28:02,388
and I can finally defecate
pain-free.
621
00:28:02,471 --> 00:28:05,263
I got my first abortion
when I was 14.
622
00:28:05,346 --> 00:28:08,221
I was sex-trafficked
at the age of six.
623
00:28:08,304 --> 00:28:10,346
I was 13
when I was circumcised.
624
00:28:10,429 --> 00:28:12,720
I just want my clitoris back.
625
00:28:12,804 --> 00:28:14,137
Fuck men.
626
00:28:14,221 --> 00:28:16,221
Fuck 'em up the ass.
627
00:28:16,304 --> 00:28:17,720
Fuck all of them.
628
00:28:19,179 --> 00:28:20,471
So, Kevin,
when you hear,
629
00:28:20,554 --> 00:28:22,762
"fuck men. Fuck them up
the ass. Fuck all of them,"
630
00:28:22,845 --> 00:28:24,804
that's when you go.
631
00:28:25,929 --> 00:28:28,804
♪ Rock music ♪
632
00:28:30,429 --> 00:28:32,388
Okay, 3:30 group,
you can go in now.
633
00:28:33,762 --> 00:28:35,221
Sir, I'm sorry.
634
00:28:35,304 --> 00:28:37,304
Everyone in this group
has to go in now.
635
00:28:37,388 --> 00:28:38,720
I'm just waiting
for someone.
636
00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:41,096
Is there any way
we can go in the next group?
637
00:28:41,179 --> 00:28:44,012
It's now or never.
Sorry.
638
00:28:46,637 --> 00:28:47,804
Come right this way.
639
00:28:47,887 --> 00:28:49,845
Step on, step ahead.
640
00:28:51,804 --> 00:28:53,388
♪ I think I found ♪
641
00:28:53,471 --> 00:28:54,929
♪ the answer to ♪
642
00:28:55,012 --> 00:28:56,679
♪ my shaking hands ♪
643
00:28:56,762 --> 00:28:58,513
♪ is a steady you ♪
644
00:28:58,595 --> 00:29:00,263
♪ I think you know ♪
645
00:29:00,346 --> 00:29:02,054
♪ that what I need ♪
646
00:29:02,137 --> 00:29:03,595
♪ is a balanced heart ♪
647
00:29:03,679 --> 00:29:05,762
♪ to steady me ♪
648
00:29:12,221 --> 00:29:14,012
♪ There's a diamond
on an island ♪
649
00:29:14,096 --> 00:29:16,471
♪ in the middle
of my soul ♪
650
00:29:18,388 --> 00:29:20,096
♪ but it's sinking
to the bottom ♪
651
00:29:20,179 --> 00:29:22,304
♪ of the salt water ♪
652
00:29:22,388 --> 00:29:24,513
♪ that is my self-control ♪
653
00:29:26,179 --> 00:29:28,637
♪ line upon line ♪
654
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,012
♪ I read a million words
with nothing to say ♪
655
00:29:32,096 --> 00:29:33,720
Fuck!
656
00:29:33,804 --> 00:29:34,804
♪ But I feel all right
being lost ♪
657
00:29:34,887 --> 00:29:36,346
Fuck.
658
00:29:36,429 --> 00:29:37,679
♪ I'm just looking to forget ♪
659
00:29:37,762 --> 00:29:39,762
♪ the modern age ♪
660
00:29:39,845 --> 00:29:42,012
♪ I think I found ♪
661
00:29:42,096 --> 00:29:43,637
♪ the answer to ♪
662
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,137
♪ my shaking hands ♪
663
00:29:45,221 --> 00:29:47,221
♪ is a steady you ♪
664
00:29:47,304 --> 00:29:49,137
♪ I think you know ♪
665
00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:50,513
♪ that what I need ♪
666
00:29:50,595 --> 00:29:52,179
♪ is a balanced heart ♪
667
00:29:52,263 --> 00:29:53,887
♪ to steady me ♪
668
00:30:00,221 --> 00:30:02,429
Hey!
What are you doing?
669
00:30:02,513 --> 00:30:03,595
How long are you gonna
be in here?
670
00:30:03,679 --> 00:30:05,096
I need to wash my junk.
671
00:30:05,179 --> 00:30:05,971
What, like now?
672
00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:07,513
Like ten minutes ago.
673
00:30:07,595 --> 00:30:09,346
I think I had sex
with a trashy girl.
674
00:30:09,429 --> 00:30:10,595
What do you mean you think?
675
00:30:10,679 --> 00:30:12,887
Uh, it was dark.
Couldn't tell.
676
00:30:12,971 --> 00:30:14,096
How trashy we talking?
677
00:30:14,179 --> 00:30:16,554
Pretty trashy.
678
00:30:16,637 --> 00:30:18,346
Should've heard
these women's stories.
679
00:30:18,429 --> 00:30:20,346
Rapes, beatings--
I had no idea.
680
00:30:20,429 --> 00:30:21,845
If you had no idea,
you've been
681
00:30:21,929 --> 00:30:23,513
walking around
with blinders on.
682
00:30:23,595 --> 00:30:24,845
Do you know
how many times a day
683
00:30:24,929 --> 00:30:26,845
a guy touches me
inappropriately?
684
00:30:26,929 --> 00:30:29,179
Hell, some asshole
on the l yesterday
685
00:30:29,263 --> 00:30:30,471
stuck his nose
in my cooch,
686
00:30:30,554 --> 00:30:32,263
- said he lost his balance.
- What?
687
00:30:32,346 --> 00:30:33,679
Yeah.
A guy pulled
688
00:30:33,762 --> 00:30:35,554
my dress off my shoulder
at a club Saturday.
689
00:30:35,637 --> 00:30:36,929
Licked my nipple.
690
00:30:37,012 --> 00:30:38,346
Never seen him before
in my life.
691
00:30:38,429 --> 00:30:40,429
- Jesus.
- I won't get
692
00:30:40,513 --> 00:30:42,012
on an escalator
if I'm wearing a skirt.
693
00:30:42,096 --> 00:30:43,429
I wear a wedding ring
everywhere
694
00:30:43,513 --> 00:30:45,388
to keep the assholes
from bothering me.
695
00:30:45,471 --> 00:30:47,595
All right, we get it.
Christ.
696
00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:49,679
I'm sorry.
697
00:30:49,762 --> 00:30:52,179
Is this stuff
making you boys uncomfortable?
698
00:30:52,263 --> 00:30:53,804
Welcome to womanhood.
699
00:30:58,679 --> 00:30:59,845
What the hell is this?
700
00:30:59,929 --> 00:31:01,429
My phone?
701
00:31:01,513 --> 00:31:03,054
Did you film yourself
fucking me
702
00:31:03,137 --> 00:31:04,429
while I was passed out?
703
00:31:04,513 --> 00:31:06,137
I filmed myself
not fucking you as proof.
704
00:31:06,221 --> 00:31:07,263
Proof of what?
705
00:31:07,346 --> 00:31:08,346
Not fucking you.
706
00:31:08,429 --> 00:31:10,054
You lying piece of shit!
707
00:31:12,595 --> 00:31:13,971
Why didn't you just
leave me here?
708
00:31:14,054 --> 00:31:15,388
I didn't want you
to choke on your own puke.
709
00:31:15,471 --> 00:31:17,845
- Bullshit!
710
00:31:17,929 --> 00:31:19,137
You're just like
711
00:31:19,221 --> 00:31:21,304
those rich pricks downstairs
who think girls
712
00:31:21,388 --> 00:31:23,637
are their personal fuck toys.
713
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,096
Your clip-on tie
is gonna hurt way worse
714
00:31:26,179 --> 00:31:29,221
than a real one
when I shove it 12--ah!
715
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,971
♪ Energetic rock music ♪
716
00:31:36,346 --> 00:31:38,595
♪ ah ♪
717
00:31:46,471 --> 00:31:48,513
What's going on?
718
00:31:55,304 --> 00:31:57,971
♪ Ooh-ah ♪
719
00:32:26,137 --> 00:32:27,720
You got a knife?
720
00:32:36,263 --> 00:32:37,762
What are you doing?
721
00:32:37,845 --> 00:32:39,595
Electroshock therapy.
722
00:32:39,679 --> 00:32:41,388
I saw it on TV.
723
00:32:41,471 --> 00:32:43,554
It works.
There are studies.
724
00:32:44,096 --> 00:32:45,804
Come here.
725
00:32:47,929 --> 00:32:50,471
Rich people pay a lot of money
for expensive paddles.
726
00:32:50,595 --> 00:32:52,595
We're doing it
the Gallagher way.
727
00:32:56,221 --> 00:32:58,137
When I tell you,
728
00:32:58,221 --> 00:32:59,304
you plug that in.
729
00:32:59,388 --> 00:33:00,137
Wait.
730
00:33:00,221 --> 00:33:01,887
Wait, wait.
731
00:33:08,304 --> 00:33:10,054
Here.
732
00:33:10,137 --> 00:33:13,179
Put these on.
The rubber will protect you.
733
00:33:14,929 --> 00:33:15,887
And, uh,
734
00:33:15,971 --> 00:33:17,679
turn around.
735
00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:20,137
No boy should see
his father like this.
736
00:33:20,221 --> 00:33:22,096
Ready? Do it!
737
00:33:22,179 --> 00:33:23,346
Really?
738
00:33:23,429 --> 00:33:25,221
What, did I stutter?
I said--
739
00:33:35,679 --> 00:33:38,054
Should we start this thing?
740
00:33:38,137 --> 00:33:40,096
Well, is there anyone else
coming or...
741
00:33:40,179 --> 00:33:42,012
It's the afternoon.
742
00:33:42,096 --> 00:33:44,263
Maybe everyone's
stuck at work.
743
00:33:44,346 --> 00:33:46,929
Yeah, we're a bunch
of alcoholics.
744
00:33:47,012 --> 00:33:49,845
What's the likelihood of us all
holding down jobs?
745
00:33:49,929 --> 00:33:52,263
Shorter meeting
would be better anyway.
746
00:33:52,346 --> 00:33:53,720
Need to get to a gig.
747
00:33:53,804 --> 00:33:55,221
What do you do?
748
00:33:55,304 --> 00:33:56,513
I'm a sober companion.
749
00:33:56,595 --> 00:33:57,513
A what?
750
00:33:57,595 --> 00:33:59,554
I'm a babysitter for drunks.
751
00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:01,263
If an addict has something
coming up
752
00:34:01,346 --> 00:34:02,595
need to stay sober for,
753
00:34:02,679 --> 00:34:04,513
I keep them away
from the booze.
754
00:34:04,595 --> 00:34:06,012
They pay you?
755
00:34:06,096 --> 00:34:08,137
I'm getting 100 bucks
to keep some teacher dry
756
00:34:08,221 --> 00:34:10,012
before an annual review.
757
00:34:10,096 --> 00:34:11,429
I got five grand
758
00:34:11,513 --> 00:34:13,471
to keep
a prep school quarterback
759
00:34:13,595 --> 00:34:15,096
sober during
recruitment season.
760
00:34:18,137 --> 00:34:19,263
Anyway,
761
00:34:19,346 --> 00:34:22,304
should we review the steps
and get out of dodge?
762
00:34:22,388 --> 00:34:23,929
Yeah, let's do it.
763
00:34:26,971 --> 00:34:30,137
I swore, I swore,
764
00:34:30,221 --> 00:34:33,012
I wouldn't take her back again,
and...
765
00:34:33,096 --> 00:34:35,263
After I took her back
the third time--
766
00:34:35,346 --> 00:34:36,471
- Debbie?
- Mm.
767
00:34:36,554 --> 00:34:38,054
Did you hear anything
I just said?
768
00:34:38,137 --> 00:34:39,554
Yeah.
769
00:34:39,637 --> 00:34:41,887
- No.
- Jesus!
770
00:34:41,971 --> 00:34:43,679
I'm sorry.
771
00:34:43,762 --> 00:34:45,720
We've just been sitting here
for eight hours.
772
00:34:45,804 --> 00:34:47,845
I don't like talking
about my feelings.
773
00:34:47,929 --> 00:34:50,679
It's called lesbianism, Debbie.
It's what we do.
774
00:34:50,762 --> 00:34:52,513
I thought sex with women
is what lesbians do.
775
00:34:52,595 --> 00:34:54,679
Yeah, and you're bad
at that too.
776
00:34:56,012 --> 00:34:58,429
So do you guys wanna hear
the dinner specials?
777
00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:00,762
No, we do not.
Thanks.
778
00:35:00,845 --> 00:35:01,845
Come on, franny.
779
00:35:01,929 --> 00:35:03,804
Are you kidding me?
780
00:35:03,887 --> 00:35:05,513
I'm supposed to pay
for all this food
781
00:35:05,595 --> 00:35:07,012
- we ate?
- I don't know.
782
00:35:07,096 --> 00:35:08,429
Why don't you spend
the next eight hours
783
00:35:08,513 --> 00:35:09,595
talking it over with yourself
784
00:35:09,679 --> 00:35:11,221
and let me know
what you decide?
785
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:14,637
You make me want cock again!
786
00:35:18,554 --> 00:35:20,263
Hi.
787
00:35:20,346 --> 00:35:22,096
How were the blueprints?
788
00:35:22,179 --> 00:35:23,554
I don't know.
789
00:35:23,637 --> 00:35:25,513
Couldn't see anything
through my blinding rage.
790
00:35:25,595 --> 00:35:27,554
I'm so sorry.
Ian went awol
791
00:35:27,637 --> 00:35:29,221
after his lawyer meeting, and--
792
00:35:29,304 --> 00:35:30,137
and?
793
00:35:30,221 --> 00:35:31,096
Well, I had
to go look for him.
794
00:35:31,179 --> 00:35:32,720
Why?
795
00:35:32,804 --> 00:35:33,762
What do you mean why?
796
00:35:33,845 --> 00:35:35,513
Because he's my brother.
797
00:35:35,595 --> 00:35:37,263
Your adult brother.
798
00:35:37,346 --> 00:35:39,137
He's not your
responsibility, Fiona.
799
00:35:39,221 --> 00:35:40,845
The only responsibility
you had today
800
00:35:40,929 --> 00:35:42,679
was to come
to an architecture exhibit
801
00:35:42,762 --> 00:35:44,720
that I bought tickets to
six months ago.
802
00:35:44,804 --> 00:35:46,471
That was your
responsibility.
803
00:35:46,554 --> 00:35:49,263
You're gonna lecture me
about responsibility,
804
00:35:49,346 --> 00:35:51,263
Mr. Lone wolf,
"I never loved anything
805
00:35:51,346 --> 00:35:54,012
that didn't involve
reclaimed wood"?
806
00:35:54,096 --> 00:35:56,012
You don't have brothers
or sisters.
807
00:35:56,096 --> 00:35:58,304
You left your mother
in Ireland.
808
00:35:58,388 --> 00:36:00,595
You fathered children
all over the world
809
00:36:00,679 --> 00:36:03,720
that you seemingly feel
no obligation to take care of,
810
00:36:03,804 --> 00:36:05,012
so when in your life
811
00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:06,637
have you ever felt
responsibility
812
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:08,054
- to anyone?
- Now.
813
00:36:08,137 --> 00:36:10,096
- Yeah, to who?
- To you.
814
00:36:13,054 --> 00:36:14,804
You've got a few
first-degree burns
815
00:36:14,887 --> 00:36:16,346
in your scrotal
and penile regions
816
00:36:16,429 --> 00:36:20,221
but no permanent damage
to the twig and/or berries.
817
00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:21,971
We're gonna keep you overnight,
just to monitor
818
00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:23,304
for any irregularities
of your heartbeat,
819
00:36:23,388 --> 00:36:24,762
but you should be able
to go home tomorrow.
820
00:36:24,845 --> 00:36:26,263
Thanks, doctor.
821
00:36:26,346 --> 00:36:28,679
Thanks for nothing.
822
00:36:28,762 --> 00:36:32,012
My dick's not only soft.
It's charred.
823
00:36:32,096 --> 00:36:35,179
Looks like a fourth of July
barbecue down there.
824
00:36:35,263 --> 00:36:36,845
You better get
your shit together, frank.
825
00:36:36,929 --> 00:36:38,263
Kev and I are not
gonna spend our lives
826
00:36:38,346 --> 00:36:39,762
running you back and forth
to the hospital
827
00:36:39,845 --> 00:36:41,887
every time Liam calls--
not for your liver
828
00:36:41,971 --> 00:36:43,845
and definitely not
for your penis.
829
00:36:43,929 --> 00:36:47,012
Don't blame me.
Blame the aristocracy.
830
00:36:47,096 --> 00:36:50,179
Poor people have sex,
Veronica, a lot of it,
831
00:36:50,263 --> 00:36:52,388
because you know why?
It's free.
832
00:36:52,471 --> 00:36:54,804
You pay for movies.
You pay for beer...
833
00:36:54,887 --> 00:36:56,221
- You don't pay for beer.
- ...But if you're
834
00:36:56,304 --> 00:36:58,388
a halfway decent-looking
person,
835
00:36:58,471 --> 00:36:59,263
you can get laid,
836
00:36:59,346 --> 00:37:00,804
but the aristocracy
837
00:37:00,887 --> 00:37:03,012
doesn't want poor people
getting laid
838
00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:05,804
because that means
more poor people being born,
839
00:37:05,887 --> 00:37:07,887
so they take our erections.
840
00:37:07,971 --> 00:37:10,221
They Jack up the prices
of the drugs that work
841
00:37:10,304 --> 00:37:12,595
and push us into drugs
that steal our manhood.
842
00:37:12,679 --> 00:37:14,845
An erection does not
make a man.
843
00:37:14,929 --> 00:37:16,762
Making good choices
makes a man,
844
00:37:16,845 --> 00:37:17,720
and right now,
you have to choose
845
00:37:17,804 --> 00:37:19,887
between your penis
and your liver,
846
00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:21,471
and, frank,
make the right choice.
847
00:37:21,554 --> 00:37:23,513
♪ Rock music ♪
848
00:37:23,595 --> 00:37:24,471
Come on, baby.
849
00:37:42,554 --> 00:37:44,554
Lesbianism fucking sucks.
850
00:37:45,637 --> 00:37:48,054
Why is there a lamp
on the floor?
851
00:37:51,096 --> 00:37:53,887
Women fucking suck.
852
00:37:55,263 --> 00:37:58,054
Why does it smell
like burnt human in here?
853
00:38:04,012 --> 00:38:05,887
Hi, satchel boy.
854
00:38:05,971 --> 00:38:07,929
Sissy?
855
00:38:08,012 --> 00:38:10,595
What are you doing here?
856
00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:12,137
Moving in.
857
00:38:12,637 --> 00:38:14,012
Um, why?
858
00:38:14,096 --> 00:38:14,971
'Cause you need
to provide
859
00:38:15,054 --> 00:38:16,179
for your family, asshole.
860
00:38:16,263 --> 00:38:17,887
Why?
861
00:38:19,471 --> 00:38:21,887
I'm pregnant.
862
00:38:29,388 --> 00:38:30,804
She doesn't even
look pregnant.
863
00:38:30,887 --> 00:38:32,012
Well, she took
a pregnancy test.
864
00:38:32,096 --> 00:38:33,595
She's definitely pregnant.
865
00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:35,471
And you guys are sure
you actually had sex?
866
00:38:35,554 --> 00:38:37,263
No.
867
00:38:38,137 --> 00:38:39,221
When did this happen?
868
00:38:39,304 --> 00:38:40,179
Today.
869
00:38:40,263 --> 00:38:41,720
Today?
870
00:38:41,804 --> 00:38:43,429
Then it can't
be yours, right?
871
00:38:43,513 --> 00:38:44,929
No.
872
00:38:45,012 --> 00:38:46,346
It's not yours, Liam.
873
00:38:46,429 --> 00:38:47,513
What should we do?
874
00:38:47,595 --> 00:38:48,554
Throw her out.
875
00:38:48,637 --> 00:38:49,762
She could be armed.
876
00:38:49,845 --> 00:38:51,513
She's definitely armed.
877
00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:56,513
I say we wait
until lip comes back.
878
00:38:56,595 --> 00:38:57,971
- What are you doing now?
- I gotta get
879
00:38:58,054 --> 00:38:59,513
the rest of the dead dogs
out of the basement.
880
00:38:59,595 --> 00:39:01,595
Could you watch franny for me?
I got stuff to do.
881
00:39:01,679 --> 00:39:03,679
- Lesbian stuff?
- Fuck off.
882
00:39:03,762 --> 00:39:04,887
And hey,
keep an eye on them.
883
00:39:04,971 --> 00:39:06,012
Make sure they don't bone
anymore.
884
00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:07,595
Hey, satchel boy,
come rub
885
00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:09,429
your baby mama's feet.
886
00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:10,804
What do I do?
887
00:39:10,887 --> 00:39:13,054
Pfft.
Dude, I'd go rub her feet.
888
00:39:16,471 --> 00:39:19,096
♪ Just go on
and take a dip... ♪
889
00:39:19,179 --> 00:39:20,845
Where are your
pie-eating buddies?
890
00:39:20,929 --> 00:39:23,263
I'm, uh, flying solo tonight.
891
00:39:24,679 --> 00:39:26,929
You wanna change things up?
892
00:39:27,012 --> 00:39:29,304
You know, maybe try
some jell-o instead?
893
00:39:29,388 --> 00:39:32,346
Ah, no.
Pie-pie's good.
894
00:39:32,429 --> 00:39:33,845
Thank you.
895
00:39:33,929 --> 00:39:36,595
♪ I'm doing fine... ♪
896
00:39:37,971 --> 00:39:41,762
♪ I wake up in the morning ♪
897
00:39:41,845 --> 00:39:46,471
♪ I'll be all right ♪
898
00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:51,971
Oh, you guys
have a kid too.
899
00:39:52,054 --> 00:39:53,929
Oh, we should have
a playdate sometime.
900
00:39:54,012 --> 00:39:55,595
- Sorry?
- Who are you?
901
00:39:55,679 --> 00:39:56,804
I'm Debbie.
902
00:39:56,887 --> 00:39:58,887
Gallagher?
Fiona's sister?
903
00:39:58,971 --> 00:40:00,595
Right, hi.
904
00:40:00,679 --> 00:40:01,595
Yeah?
905
00:40:01,679 --> 00:40:03,595
So...
906
00:40:03,679 --> 00:40:06,096
Uh, how did you guys know
that you were lesbians?
907
00:40:06,179 --> 00:40:07,845
- Really?
- Wow.
908
00:40:07,929 --> 00:40:09,595
Jesus Christ.
909
00:40:09,679 --> 00:40:10,554
You're a lesbian?
910
00:40:10,637 --> 00:40:11,804
Uh...
911
00:40:11,887 --> 00:40:13,513
What are all those keys for?
912
00:40:13,595 --> 00:40:14,388
I don't know.
913
00:40:14,471 --> 00:40:16,221
So confusing.
914
00:40:16,304 --> 00:40:19,012
What is confusing about it?
You either like girls,
915
00:40:19,096 --> 00:40:20,346
or you don't.
916
00:40:20,429 --> 00:40:21,471
I thought I did,
917
00:40:21,554 --> 00:40:23,471
- but Alex--
- who's Alex?
918
00:40:23,554 --> 00:40:24,804
My ex-girlfriend.
919
00:40:24,887 --> 00:40:27,304
She says I'm bad
at lesbianism.
920
00:40:27,388 --> 00:40:28,595
- That's--okay...
- I don't even know
921
00:40:28,679 --> 00:40:30,429
what that means.
922
00:40:30,513 --> 00:40:32,137
All right.
923
00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:34,137
- Look at me.
- Oh, here we go.
924
00:40:36,012 --> 00:40:37,513
♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪
925
00:40:37,595 --> 00:40:40,096
Are you thinking
about my pussy right now?
926
00:40:40,179 --> 00:40:42,513
I wasn't, but...
927
00:40:43,513 --> 00:40:46,012
♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪
928
00:40:46,096 --> 00:40:47,845
♪ boom, I pulled the trigger ♪
929
00:40:47,929 --> 00:40:49,887
♪ on the shotgun ♪
930
00:40:49,971 --> 00:40:51,845
♪ I think you better start
to run ♪
931
00:40:51,929 --> 00:40:54,012
♪ away from me ♪
932
00:40:54,096 --> 00:40:55,054
♪ boom, you don't have to... ♪
933
00:40:55,137 --> 00:40:56,304
You like that?
934
00:40:56,388 --> 00:40:58,054
♪ Stay here anymore ♪
935
00:40:58,137 --> 00:40:59,804
♪ boom, close the door
behind you... ♪
936
00:40:59,887 --> 00:41:02,679
Then that's all the lesbian
you need to be.
937
00:41:02,762 --> 00:41:04,054
♪ Boom, boom, boom... ♪
938
00:41:04,137 --> 00:41:05,637
She means you like
what you like,
939
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:08,554
and none of the rest of it
matters, okay?
940
00:41:09,637 --> 00:41:10,679
♪ Run away ♪
941
00:41:10,762 --> 00:41:12,304
♪ boom, boom, boom ♪
942
00:41:12,388 --> 00:41:13,804
♪ boom, boom,
boom ♪
943
00:41:13,887 --> 00:41:17,221
♪ when you leave ♪
944
00:41:35,595 --> 00:41:37,096
The fuck?
945
00:41:43,637 --> 00:41:45,720
- Hey.
- Jesus. Oh.
946
00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:46,845
Please don't hurt me.
947
00:41:46,929 --> 00:41:49,096
I'm not gonna hurt you.
948
00:41:50,346 --> 00:41:51,971
What are you burying?
949
00:41:52,054 --> 00:41:53,304
Dog.
950
00:41:54,637 --> 00:41:57,304
So this is where you live, huh?
951
00:41:57,388 --> 00:41:59,471
Yeah, uh,
how'd you find me?
952
00:41:59,554 --> 00:42:01,429
Looked you up
in the candidate roster.
953
00:42:01,513 --> 00:42:03,929
- Cute house.
- Not really.
954
00:42:04,012 --> 00:42:06,845
I watched the video
on your phone.
955
00:42:06,929 --> 00:42:08,429
How'd you find the password?
956
00:42:08,513 --> 00:42:10,346
Maybe don't use
your house number.
957
00:42:10,429 --> 00:42:13,637
Well, how else am I supposed
to remember where I live?
958
00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:16,637
You definitely had sex
with some girl and filmed it,
959
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:18,012
but it wasn't me.
960
00:42:18,096 --> 00:42:20,054
That was my ex, kassidi.
961
00:42:20,137 --> 00:42:21,554
So you're single?
962
00:42:21,637 --> 00:42:23,554
Yeah?
963
00:42:30,679 --> 00:42:33,179
You're an officer
and a gentleman,
964
00:42:33,263 --> 00:42:34,845
Carl Gallagher.
965
00:42:42,388 --> 00:42:45,012
Oh-ho-ho, shit.
966
00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:46,388
Look who showed up!
967
00:42:46,471 --> 00:42:47,554
- What's going on, man?
- What up?
968
00:42:47,637 --> 00:42:48,929
- How you doing?
- Hey, Billy,
969
00:42:49,012 --> 00:42:51,429
let me get that jacket.
970
00:42:51,513 --> 00:42:53,887
I know you didn't come here
to watch, did you?
971
00:42:53,971 --> 00:42:55,179
Wait right over there,
972
00:42:55,263 --> 00:42:57,096
by that bike.
973
00:43:03,595 --> 00:43:04,887
- Ready?
974
00:43:04,971 --> 00:43:06,096
Ready?
975
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,762
♪ Stay away ♪
976
00:43:19,845 --> 00:43:22,096
♪ from all men ♪
977
00:43:22,179 --> 00:43:25,054
♪ 'cause we're
terrible people ♪
978
00:43:25,137 --> 00:43:27,304
What are you doing?
979
00:43:27,388 --> 00:43:29,221
The girls couldn't sleep.
980
00:43:29,304 --> 00:43:31,429
Don't you have
to finish your speech?
981
00:43:31,513 --> 00:43:34,637
Yeah, I'm gonna tell them
I'm not gonna do it.
982
00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:36,304
Nothing I can say
is gonna mean as much
983
00:43:36,388 --> 00:43:37,971
as what they have to say.
984
00:43:38,054 --> 00:43:39,762
You think?
985
00:43:39,845 --> 00:43:42,388
I wanna hug all women...
986
00:43:46,679 --> 00:43:49,221
...all of them,
987
00:43:49,304 --> 00:43:50,720
everywhere I see them,
988
00:43:50,804 --> 00:43:52,887
to apologize.
989
00:43:52,971 --> 00:43:55,804
A random hug
from a giant white stranger
990
00:43:55,887 --> 00:43:57,720
ain't gonna make us feel
any more comfortable
991
00:43:57,804 --> 00:43:59,845
about men.
992
00:43:59,929 --> 00:44:01,679
♪ Rock music ♪
993
00:44:01,762 --> 00:44:03,929
You gotta go balls to the wall
to that red building,
994
00:44:04,012 --> 00:44:05,595
but then you gotta
roll off the throttle quick.
995
00:44:05,679 --> 00:44:07,304
Otherwise,
you'll throw yourself
996
00:44:07,388 --> 00:44:09,429
into the live intersection.
Got it?
997
00:44:09,513 --> 00:44:10,304
Got it.
998
00:44:10,388 --> 00:44:12,429
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
999
00:44:14,388 --> 00:44:18,679
Ready?
Ready?
1000
00:44:20,929 --> 00:44:23,845
♪ Rock music ♪
1001
00:44:32,471 --> 00:44:35,471
♪ I've got you, New York ♪
1002
00:44:35,554 --> 00:44:37,346
♪ on my mind ♪
1003
00:44:37,429 --> 00:44:40,929
♪ on my mind ♪
1004
00:44:41,012 --> 00:44:43,720
♪ yeah, on my mind... ♪
1005
00:44:43,804 --> 00:44:45,012
Hey.
1006
00:44:45,096 --> 00:44:48,054
More indie folk country?
1007
00:44:48,137 --> 00:44:49,720
Can switch it if you want.
1008
00:44:49,804 --> 00:44:52,179
It's fine.
1009
00:44:52,263 --> 00:44:54,971
Where you been?
1010
00:44:55,054 --> 00:44:56,845
Looking for Ian.
1011
00:44:56,929 --> 00:44:58,304
Did you find him?
1012
00:44:58,971 --> 00:45:00,762
No.
1013
00:45:02,554 --> 00:45:04,471
- I'm gonna...
- Yeah.
1014
00:45:04,554 --> 00:45:06,054
♪ Now and then you know ♪
1015
00:45:06,137 --> 00:45:08,096
♪ it feels a little better ♪
1016
00:45:08,179 --> 00:45:09,887
♪ hon ♪
1017
00:45:13,513 --> 00:45:18,679
♪ it's a little bit easier
to say your name... ♪
1018
00:45:22,513 --> 00:45:23,679
I shouldn't have
asked you to choose
1019
00:45:23,762 --> 00:45:26,971
between an art exhibit
and your brother.
1020
00:45:29,054 --> 00:45:31,762
Turns out, he didn't want me
choosing him.
1021
00:45:33,429 --> 00:45:35,012
You're right.
1022
00:45:35,096 --> 00:45:36,929
He's not a kid anymore.
1023
00:45:37,012 --> 00:45:39,137
He doesn't need me.
1024
00:45:39,221 --> 00:45:40,971
I don't know
if any of them do.
1025
00:45:43,137 --> 00:45:44,762
Would it help
if I needed you?
1026
00:45:44,845 --> 00:45:46,637
You don't need me.
1027
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:48,388
I do.
1028
00:45:48,471 --> 00:45:49,804
I need you to save me
1029
00:45:49,887 --> 00:45:52,388
from my horrible
musical proclivities.
1030
00:45:54,137 --> 00:45:55,845
Well...
1031
00:45:55,929 --> 00:45:58,595
You can start
by skipping this shit.
1032
00:45:58,679 --> 00:45:59,637
Done.
1033
00:46:13,845 --> 00:46:15,929
♪ Tell me everywhere
you want to go ♪
1034
00:46:16,012 --> 00:46:18,054
♪ when you can't ♪
1035
00:46:18,137 --> 00:46:21,012
♪ find the magic ♪
1036
00:46:21,096 --> 00:46:23,762
♪ tell me anywhere
you want to go ♪
1037
00:46:23,845 --> 00:46:25,096
♪ when you can't ♪
1038
00:46:25,179 --> 00:46:27,595
♪ find the magic ♪
1039
00:46:27,679 --> 00:46:29,388
♪ when you can't ♪
1040
00:46:29,471 --> 00:46:31,304
♪ find the magic ♪
1041
00:46:31,388 --> 00:46:33,471
♪ I was being young ♪
1042
00:46:33,554 --> 00:46:35,304
♪ I was being dumb ♪
1043
00:46:35,388 --> 00:46:39,096
♪ when you can't
find the magic ♪
1044
00:46:39,179 --> 00:46:41,221
♪ anymore ♪
1045
00:46:41,304 --> 00:46:43,012
You're awful.
1046
00:46:43,096 --> 00:46:47,096
♪ Yee-hee-hee ♪
1047
00:46:47,179 --> 00:46:48,887
♪ whoo-hoo-ooh ♪
1048
00:46:51,137 --> 00:46:53,845
♪ yee-hee-hee ♪
1049
00:46:53,929 --> 00:46:55,304
It's a good look
for you.
1050
00:46:55,388 --> 00:46:57,554
Mm.
1051
00:47:07,304 --> 00:47:09,137
So you didn't run.
1052
00:47:09,221 --> 00:47:12,513
Oh, no, I ran.
I just ran back.
1053
00:47:13,263 --> 00:47:15,012
The hell happened to you?
1054
00:47:15,096 --> 00:47:17,887
Oh, I slid through
the finish line on my ass.
1055
00:47:17,971 --> 00:47:18,971
Huh?
1056
00:47:19,054 --> 00:47:20,595
Don't worry about it.
1057
00:47:26,179 --> 00:47:28,179
You know, you really
freaked out Fiona today.
1058
00:47:28,263 --> 00:47:29,595
Yeah.
1059
00:47:29,679 --> 00:47:30,887
She deserved it, though.
1060
00:47:32,513 --> 00:47:33,679
Should I tell her you're back?
1061
00:47:33,762 --> 00:47:35,471
No, let her sweat it out.
1062
00:47:36,304 --> 00:47:37,637
Okay.
1063
00:47:41,137 --> 00:47:42,804
Xan gone for good?
1064
00:47:44,513 --> 00:47:46,096
Probably.
1065
00:47:47,595 --> 00:47:50,054
You know, I never even got
to see you in action
1066
00:47:50,137 --> 00:47:51,471
as a dad.
1067
00:47:53,595 --> 00:47:54,720
Imagine how much
you're gonna miss
1068
00:47:54,804 --> 00:47:56,637
if you're gone
for the next ten years.
1069
00:47:56,720 --> 00:48:00,221
Yeah. Debbie may or not
be married to a woman.
1070
00:48:00,304 --> 00:48:01,595
Carl'll be a war criminal.
1071
00:48:01,679 --> 00:48:03,929
Liam will be the father
of a ten-year-old.
1072
00:48:04,012 --> 00:48:05,346
Huh?
1073
00:48:05,429 --> 00:48:06,595
He thinks he got
a girl pregnant.
1074
00:48:06,679 --> 00:48:08,096
Well, fuck me.
Did he?
1075
00:48:08,179 --> 00:48:09,929
- No. It'd be great, though.
- Jesus.
1076
00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:11,096
Fiona'd have
a new kid to control.
1077
00:48:11,179 --> 00:48:12,513
Maybe she'd let up
on us.
1078
00:48:13,346 --> 00:48:14,762
Doubtful.
1079
00:48:14,845 --> 00:48:15,887
Frank?
1080
00:48:15,971 --> 00:48:17,012
Dead.
1081
00:48:17,096 --> 00:48:18,804
You?
1082
00:48:18,887 --> 00:48:20,513
Still in aa,
1083
00:48:20,595 --> 00:48:22,637
if I haven't drunk myself
to death.
1084
00:48:25,554 --> 00:48:27,012
Hey, do me a favor.
1085
00:48:27,096 --> 00:48:28,012
- Hmm?
- Don't.
1086
00:48:33,929 --> 00:48:36,513
Need anything else
before we kick you out of here?
1087
00:48:36,595 --> 00:48:39,471
I'm in considerable pain,
actually.
1088
00:48:39,554 --> 00:48:41,971
Uh, do you have something
that might help?
1089
00:48:42,054 --> 00:48:44,513
Vicodin, maybe?
1090
00:48:44,595 --> 00:48:46,221
Says here
not to give you drugs.
1091
00:48:46,304 --> 00:48:48,012
Where's it say that?
1092
00:48:57,595 --> 00:48:59,346
Fucker!
Get me a bear!
1093
00:48:59,429 --> 00:49:01,595
Fifty-two-year-old
female, Ingrid Jones,
1094
00:49:01,679 --> 00:49:03,012
psychotic break
of undetermined origin.
1095
00:49:03,096 --> 00:49:04,720
Get me
50 milligrams more
1096
00:49:04,804 --> 00:49:06,929
of thorazine
and some benzodiazepine
1097
00:49:07,012 --> 00:49:08,679
to room 267.
1098
00:49:18,971 --> 00:49:21,263
- Are you the next of kin?
- Sure.
1099
00:49:21,346 --> 00:49:23,887
The thorazine's kicking in,
so she's calm for now.
1100
00:49:23,971 --> 00:49:26,054
If anything happens,
just hit the red button
1101
00:49:26,137 --> 00:49:27,054
by the bed, yes?
1102
00:49:27,137 --> 00:49:28,471
Yes.
1103
00:49:28,554 --> 00:49:30,263
You might send up
some Vicodin.
1104
00:49:30,346 --> 00:49:31,637
She responds well to that.
1105
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:33,595
Okay, thank you.
1106
00:49:35,554 --> 00:49:39,096
Hey.
Looking for Vicodin?
1107
00:49:45,012 --> 00:49:47,263
Always.
1108
00:49:47,346 --> 00:49:48,887
Got some in my pocket.
1109
00:49:48,971 --> 00:49:51,221
We could do
the "one for you,
1110
00:49:51,304 --> 00:49:53,263
two for me" thing.
1111
00:49:53,346 --> 00:49:55,887
Come on, reach on in there.
1112
00:49:55,971 --> 00:49:58,595
Well, I, um...
1113
00:50:00,179 --> 00:50:02,554
Sure.
1114
00:50:02,637 --> 00:50:04,137
Which pocket?
1115
00:50:04,221 --> 00:50:06,179
It's the front right.
1116
00:50:06,263 --> 00:50:09,096
♪ Smooth music ♪
1117
00:50:09,179 --> 00:50:10,971
Um, I'm not feeling...
1118
00:50:11,054 --> 00:50:12,804
Yeah, go deeper.
1119
00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:16,804
You smell nice.
1120
00:50:16,887 --> 00:50:18,054
Mm.
1121
00:50:18,137 --> 00:50:19,221
Thanks.
1122
00:50:19,304 --> 00:50:21,388
Uh, I c--i can't find it.
1123
00:50:21,471 --> 00:50:22,971
Um, hey,
why don't you
1124
00:50:23,054 --> 00:50:25,554
just, um, undo this belt
and I'll-I'll get it?
1125
00:50:25,637 --> 00:50:27,554
No, I don't think
I should do that.
1126
00:50:27,637 --> 00:50:29,804
Oh, come on.
1127
00:50:29,887 --> 00:50:31,804
You think I could actually
get out of here
1128
00:50:31,887 --> 00:50:33,762
if you just undo one?
1129
00:50:36,346 --> 00:50:37,637
Okay.
1130
00:50:41,971 --> 00:50:43,929
Oh, god.
1131
00:50:47,429 --> 00:50:49,054
♪ Oh, no... ♪
1132
00:50:49,137 --> 00:50:50,762
Oh!
1133
00:50:50,845 --> 00:50:54,096
Say you're sorry, Timmy!
Say you're sorry!
1134
00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:59,221
Mwah!
1135
00:50:59,304 --> 00:51:01,971
That's for Sara Beth,
you fucker!
1136
00:51:09,595 --> 00:51:11,595
We got a runner! Hey!
1137
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:17,179
Well, hello, old friend.
1138
00:51:29,554 --> 00:51:32,179
Hey there, shim.
1139
00:51:33,804 --> 00:51:35,887
Haven't heard from you
in a while. Just...
1140
00:51:35,971 --> 00:51:37,887
Figured I'd try you
one last time
1141
00:51:37,971 --> 00:51:40,304
before heading
into the slammer.
1142
00:51:41,263 --> 00:51:43,137
Sort of why
I'm reaching out here.
1143
00:51:45,263 --> 00:51:47,179
If you could just...
1144
00:51:47,263 --> 00:51:48,554
Talk to me
1145
00:51:48,637 --> 00:51:50,388
one last time,
1146
00:51:50,471 --> 00:51:52,012
let me know
what you think I should do,
1147
00:51:52,096 --> 00:51:55,263
I would
really appreciate that.
1148
00:51:55,346 --> 00:51:56,263
Hey.
1149
00:51:56,346 --> 00:51:58,637
You ready?
1150
00:52:00,263 --> 00:52:01,679
All right.
1151
00:52:01,762 --> 00:52:04,720
♪ Somber rock music ♪
1152
00:52:20,263 --> 00:52:21,554
I hate your hair.
1153
00:52:21,637 --> 00:52:23,096
So do I.
1154
00:52:23,179 --> 00:52:24,513
- It's not that bad.
1155
00:52:24,595 --> 00:52:25,679
It looks the exact same.
1156
00:52:25,762 --> 00:52:27,263
Ride with me?
1157
00:52:29,429 --> 00:52:30,595
Hey.
1158
00:52:33,263 --> 00:52:37,054
Whatever you wanna do
in that courtroom,
1159
00:52:37,137 --> 00:52:38,513
I'm with you.
1160
00:52:41,429 --> 00:52:42,221
Thanks.
1161
00:52:48,845 --> 00:52:51,221
You coming?
1162
00:52:51,304 --> 00:52:52,804
Want me to?
1163
00:52:52,887 --> 00:52:53,929
You gonna say anything?
1164
00:52:54,012 --> 00:52:56,429
No.
1165
00:53:05,971 --> 00:53:08,137
- Excuse me.
- Uh-huh.
1166
00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:12,096
All rise.
1167
00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:18,804
Please be seated.
1168
00:53:23,096 --> 00:53:26,304
So you're this gay Jesus
I've heard so much about.
1169
00:53:26,388 --> 00:53:28,929
Uh,
1170
00:53:29,012 --> 00:53:30,471
no, no, your honor.
1171
00:53:30,554 --> 00:53:33,554
Uh, I mean yes, but...
1172
00:53:33,637 --> 00:53:35,804
My name is Ian Gallagher.
1173
00:53:35,887 --> 00:53:37,971
All right, Mr. Gallagher.
In the case
1174
00:53:38,054 --> 00:53:40,471
of the state of Illinois
versus Ian Gallagher
1175
00:53:40,554 --> 00:53:41,471
for the felony crime
1176
00:53:41,595 --> 00:53:43,720
of arson,
how do you plead?
1177
00:53:43,804 --> 00:53:45,471
Your honor,
a young man
1178
00:53:45,554 --> 00:53:46,887
was being forced
into a Van
1179
00:53:46,971 --> 00:53:48,221
against his will
1180
00:53:48,304 --> 00:53:50,720
to be taken
to a conversion camp.
1181
00:53:50,804 --> 00:53:53,179
His would-be captors
wanted to deny him
1182
00:53:53,263 --> 00:53:55,804
of his true nature, and I
stopped that from happening,
1183
00:53:55,887 --> 00:53:58,012
so I will not apologize
for that,
1184
00:53:58,096 --> 00:54:00,221
and the people
who were trying to change him
1185
00:54:00,304 --> 00:54:02,137
were his family,
people who were supposed
1186
00:54:02,221 --> 00:54:03,637
to love him
for who he was
1187
00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:06,429
unconditionally,
like my family...
1188
00:54:06,513 --> 00:54:08,971
Has loved me.
1189
00:54:11,679 --> 00:54:14,429
And to not love--
1190
00:54:14,513 --> 00:54:15,971
that is the true crime.
1191
00:54:16,054 --> 00:54:19,221
And at the end of the day,
everything I did,
1192
00:54:19,304 --> 00:54:20,346
I did in the hopes
1193
00:54:20,429 --> 00:54:21,971
that we would learn
to love each other
1194
00:54:22,054 --> 00:54:24,429
the way that Jesus taught
and god intended,
1195
00:54:24,513 --> 00:54:28,637
and, more importantly,
the-the way that we all need.
1196
00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:31,429
But I understand
there are laws,
1197
00:54:31,513 --> 00:54:32,971
and I broke one.
1198
00:54:33,054 --> 00:54:35,137
I set fire to a Van,
and in doing so,
1199
00:54:35,221 --> 00:54:38,471
I turned what I intended
to be a movement of love
1200
00:54:38,554 --> 00:54:40,388
into a movement of anger.
1201
00:54:43,096 --> 00:54:44,471
Went too far, Geneva.
1202
00:54:44,554 --> 00:54:46,887
I was crazy to let it go
as far as I did.
1203
00:54:48,513 --> 00:54:50,679
Truth is, I am bipolar,
1204
00:54:50,762 --> 00:54:52,137
I was off my medication,
1205
00:54:52,221 --> 00:54:54,263
and I was in a manic state
in which I was not
1206
00:54:54,346 --> 00:54:56,887
in control
of my faculties, so...
1207
00:54:56,971 --> 00:54:59,471
I plead not guilty
by reason of insanity.
1208
00:55:01,054 --> 00:55:03,346
- Order! Order!
1209
00:55:03,429 --> 00:55:07,054
Any more of that, and I will
clear out this courtroom.
1210
00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:09,429
♪ Ain't nothing wrong
with loving my baby ♪
1211
00:55:09,513 --> 00:55:12,513
♪ ain't nothing wrong with
loving my baby ♪
1212
00:55:12,595 --> 00:55:14,762
Are you sure
I'm not the father?
1213
00:55:14,845 --> 00:55:15,845
No, you're not, Liam.
1214
00:55:15,929 --> 00:55:17,429
God, how much
did you give her?
1215
00:55:17,513 --> 00:55:19,012
Just enough
to keep her out for a while.
1216
00:55:19,096 --> 00:55:20,429
I think we gave her
too much.
1217
00:55:20,513 --> 00:55:23,263
She looks dead.
1218
00:55:23,346 --> 00:55:24,804
Sissy?
1219
00:55:24,887 --> 00:55:26,679
See, she's fine.
1220
00:55:26,762 --> 00:55:29,971
♪ Ain't nothing wrong
with loving my baby ♪
1221
00:55:30,054 --> 00:55:31,971
♪ ain't nothing wrong with
loving my baby ♪
1222
00:55:32,054 --> 00:55:33,845
All right, go, go, go, go, go.
1223
00:55:33,929 --> 00:55:36,762
♪ Ain't nothing wrong
with loving my baby ♪
1224
00:55:36,845 --> 00:55:39,637
♪ ain't nothing wrong with
loving my baby ♪
1225
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:42,096
♪ she looks good ♪
1226
00:55:42,179 --> 00:55:43,554
♪ she makes me feel
all right ♪
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