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(Jasmeet): Maybe you're right-

- Yo! - Maybe I...

I do move in with you. I love you.

I love you too.

We just had a death in the family. How could we celebrate?

We could just do a courthouse wedding.

Start life together as husband and wife?

(Chippy): Fuck was I thinking?

Show me some respect.

Before I do this! (grunts)

(Sunny): Lay your hands on a woman? Fuck's wrong with you-

- Get off! - Sunny!

We will help you to do whatever you need to.

Even if it means being on your own.

You totally stayed grounded.

Low level with us humble folk. I really respect that.

Have you washed your hands?

(Rebecca): Are you ever gonna tell me

what happened between the two of you?

(grunts) - He's getting away with my bike!

What you did today, very courageous.

I could use more guys like that working for me.

You two don't talk or something?

He can jump in a well for all I care!

(Jasmeet): I don't have to worry about any of your bullshit anymore.

Are you sure you know what my daughter wants?

(Rebecca): Why can't you just be open to my faith?

(Jasmeet): I think it's pretty selfish of you to ask me

to basically erase my whole identity. So why's having a specific label so important?

(Rebecca): Because it's important to me!

You need to chill the fuck out.

You need to chill the fuck out!

(dramatic music)

(laughing) (Jasmeet): Oh no!

(Reema): Yeah, I have a theory-

(Jasmeet): Wait. That's how landlord flirt-

(Reema): Yes. By being mean to you!

(Jasmeet): By being mean and livestreaming it.

(Reema): That was their way of letting you know!

(Jasmeet): Well, that's traumatic.

Sounds pretty... traumatic for you, but like, you know...

Traumatic or like cool, like, as in like, this is a good story

to tell, I feel like this is- - Absolutely!

Like... this is what it's for. This is actually what-

- This is all for this moment. - Everything led us to here.

- Wow. - That's incredible.

- How crazy is that? - Anyways, I'll be right back.

Okay. (sniffs)

(distant voices)

(synth music)

(voice): Don't send the text. Don't do it. Please don't do it.

Please don't send the text. Please don't send the text. Don't do it.

Don't do it. Please don't do it. Don't send the text.

Please don't send the text. Please. Don't do it. Don't do it. Please don't do it.

Please don't, please don't, please don't-

? Thank God! Oh yeah! Didn't send the text yeah ?

? Oh no, her loss I'm good all by myself, yeah ?

? Wow! I don't have to hear you yap anymore ?

? Nah! ?

? I don't care that you're engaged, go to hell ?

? Huh! If you call me, I'll ignore it, sit my ass down ?

? Seriously if I see it I'll be hanging up ?

? Yeah, I got no worries leaving you back ?

? Behind where you belong ?

? I'm dancing I'm prancing I'm dancing all alone ?

? Please leave me alone Check it out ?

? I'm not sad I'm dancing Ooh ?

? I'm done catching feelings I'll be pushing 'em down ?

? Down down down ?

? Gonna get up ?

? I throw my heart away ?

? It's broke It's fine, I'm fine ?

? Oh no! No no, no no ?

? I don't wanna see you no more ?

? This guy is my new friend new friend ?

? Doo doo doo ?

? Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo... ?

(whooshing)

(distant traffic)

Shit.

(theme music)

(phone vibrating)

(message alert)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(rooster crowing)

(rap music)

(tires screeching)

(indistinct voices)

(horns)

(gunshot)

(Jasmeet yawns)

(child): I did it! (laughs)

(He sighs)

(ambient music)

(sniffs)

(knocking)

(recording): Are you tired of drinking regular seltzers

that just don't fit the vibe?

Introducing four new bold flavours that are fueling-

(mumbling)

(recording): ...fueling the global party will...

Tired of drinking regular seltzers that just don't fit-

Ugh.

(recording): Are you tired of drinking regular seltzers

that just don't fit the vibe?

Introducing four new bold flavours that are fuelling-

(box crashing)

Oh, my trip was amazing. The best part? Ibiza.

And then we went to Barcelona.

So would you recommend the spaghett-

I just got back from Paris and I was eating croissants-

(clicking light switch)

Oh yeah, these, yeah, I actually got these pants from...

from Pakistan.

But... Yo, that's how you say it!

(recording): Oh yeah, these, yeah, I...

Yo, that's how you say it!

Oh sick, sick, sick, yeah.

Yeah, loot the chest, loot the chest.

Hey, did you guys actually know

that the word "loot" is "lut."

It's actually taken from the Indian word, like...

it's like a Sanskrit-y...

Yo, I...

(recording): Yeah, go left...

(sighs)

Yeah, yeah, I mean if we are gonna barbecue,

we should go to my dad's. 'Cause he actually makes

this crazy tandoori kebob.

I'm sor... tandoori k...

Yeah, I'm saying tandoori keb-

(recording): Bro, what? Oh you're so-

(recording): Yeah. Yeah, tandoori kebob.

(recording): Just say your dad makes good chicken, man.

I'm... I'm just used... I'll just leave.

And not hang out with you guys anymore, how 'bout that.

(recording): Why? So annoying!

(phone clattering)

(sighs)

(upbeat music)

(chatter)

(kissing sounds)

Can you, uh... get me some fruit roll-ups in the kitchen?

'Kay, what the fuck is going on?

- What? - Who is that?

And what the fuck are you wearing?

That's my girlfriend Raven. We're in love.

I thought I told you that.

Ah, and I'm guessing you met her at the Satanic Temple, too?

You know what? Mock all you want,

but Satanism is beautiful.

Imagine a place that rejects classism, creed, and caste.

And you can rave all night and connect to a higher power

and realize we're all one.

It sounds like Sikhi in dark mode.

(Neal): What? No, it's not.

It's the same shit, different font.

You're even more lost, bro!

Okay, and we haven't heard a peep from you. You good?

Yeah, I'm fine, I'm just... I'm just tired.

Probably ended up watching Rebecca's story,

and now he's down bad! - Her story?

- Yeah, Ryan put a ring on it. - Oooh.

Yo, whatever, man, I don't care about that.

That's why he keeps checking his texts every two minutes.

(Jasmeet): No, I don't! (phone vibrates)

Buddy! You got beat by Jesus.

Move on! It's been five fucking years already!

No, it's only been a year!

Okay? And it's not that easy. She was special.

Yeah, says the guy that's smashing

a different Hinge girl every other night.

- Whatever, man. - You look pathetic!

Why don't you stop moping around here like a bitch

and enjoy yourself? - Yo! Sunny!

What? I open up my doors

to all these people outta the goodness of my heart?

Look, even fucking Nav is here!

Or... is that French Montana? Can't tell.

That's Nav?

Yo, my paaji from another penji!

What's good?

I'm learning... Punjabi.

(Sunny): Nice.

Yo, there's my favourite client.

The heck you been? - Yo, what's up, man?

Yo, I'm just gonna steal him for a second, okay?

That's the manager guy you set him up with?

Yo, that's my dog from Turner days!

He's pretty handsy.

Yeah, don't act like Tamil guys aren't the same.

Yeah, they are. And it's annoying.

(Navi): Yo, you get that seltzer PR package yet?

Uh... I don't... I don't think so.

Whatever, man. Look just... tag them in it, okay?

Post the can and you know, tell them how Seltz with Peltz.

What does that even mean?

It doesn't matter what it means, man!

Butter 'em up! And freaking smile, high energy!

I need this by tomorrow, man.

I'm trying to build these relationships for you, brother!

Alright, alright.

(phone ringing)

Calling Maanvi?

No. She's 14 hours ahead, must be sleeping by now.

Who else would I call?

(singing): Dun dun dah!

What is this?

Just because.

Very nice! Thank you.

- Making tea? - Mm-hm.

Sugar. I'll get the cups.

(humming)

(chuckles)

You know, this is the longest we've lived together, alone?

After marriage, lived with my family in India.

Then Canada, with the kids.

Now just us.

Hm, you're right.

We should make the best of it.

Let's have some fun! - Fun?

What do you have in mind?

(laughing)

(lively music)

- Nice weather. - Mmhm. Yeah.

(chuckling)

(laughing)

What are you doing?

You look great in this light!

Stop it!

Let's take a selfie?

(chuckling)

Should we order pizza tonight?

Now we're really having fun, hm?

(chuckling)

(rap music)

Fuckin' blockchain technology, right? Think about it like this.

'Cause it's so fuckin' secure, the governments,

all these fuckin' agents who are trying to get into your fuckin' account.

They can't. 'Cause the encryption! Right?

So what you wanna fuckin' do to create generational wealth, right?

Fuckin' buy at the bottom. You buy GouchCoin.

Crazy fuckin' investment!

I'm telling you, it's fuckin' sick!

Gotta fuckin' get into it. Sorry for swearing.

I'm fuckin' excited about fuckin' crypto, it's sick!

Yo, Jasmeet's world, bro!

What's good, bro? You haven't posted something

in like a month, bro!

I just posted something like two weeks ago.

But you gotta post something good, you know what I'm saying?

Like, the streets are waiting, my G!

Yo, you seen this, uh, this Prem guy?

Yo, he's posting some good stuff!

Might even take your spot if you don't get on it, bro!

Yo, pull up your phone real quick. I'll show you...

Yeah, yeah, search up P-R-E-M, Prem, Prem. Yeah, yeah.

That one right there, yo, watch that one!

And hell yeah, I want extra "mootza-rell-a" on that pizza!

Yo, tell him to really sauce-

Yo, this has three million views

and he just posted it yesterday! (laughs)

Hey guys, I know we all like to have fun,

but it is important to celebrate our differences.

Because Prem means love! Prem out.

(fan): Oh, yo! (laughing)

Shit, man's getting served now, eh?

(chuckles)

Yo, yo, let's watch that one, bro. Right there.

I'm gonna teach you how to make

the most amazing funkalicious roti.

Baby, stop looking at me- (laughing)

(Prem): I'm not on the menu.

Hey, yo! Yo, everyone, listen! Listen up!

(claps) Can I have your attention, please?

First of all, thank you all for showing up tonight!

(cheering)

Big thank you to Mummy-ji for the pakoray!

And shout out Neal, who ate two trays!

(cheering)

Last but not least...

give it up for my man, Jasmeet!

(cheering louder)

Yo, Jasmeet! Where you at? Come on out!

(cheering dies down) Jasmeet!

(murmuring)

Yo, Jasmeet!

- Jasmeet! - Jasmeet!

Oh. That guy? He left.

Left? What do you mean, left?

I don't know, he got swerved by some Rebecca chick

and dipped. Yeah. (chuckles)

He looked pretty depressed. You guys might wanna check

the local bridges, water towers, nearest tall building, maybe?

Fuck.

(Sunny): It's going straight to voicemail.

His car's still here, where the fuck is he?

(Chippy): I checked the pool house. Nothing.

(Neal): I went to the neighbours, they don't even know who he is!

(Chippy): Why would the neighbours know who he is?

(Sunny): Okay, let's roll out!

(Chippy): Wait, wait, wait, none of us should be driving, I'm tipsy as fuck!

Wait!

(Sunny): Oh, who the fuck are you two, get the fuck away from my car!

(man): Sorry- (Sunny): Who invited you?!

(man, indistinct) (Sunny): What the fuck.

(Neal): Oh, we could take my bike!

(Chippy): What? (Sunny): You're fuck-

(Neal): Or your neighbours' helicopter!

(Sunny): You don't know how to fly a fuckin' helicopter!

(Neal): Yes, I do, bro! It's, um... it's X to go up and then-

(Chippy): Right, of course. (Neal): A circle to go down.

(Chippy): Uh-huh!

(Neal): R1 is shoot, so don't fuckin' press R1!

Are you fuckin' for real? (car unlocks)

First of all, both of you fuckin' relax!

(Chippy): Yeah, it's super relaxing getting in a car

with a drunken idiot. - I'm a really good driver

when I'm drunk. Because I know I'm drunk,

I'm actually way more focused on the road.

What?

I mean, you could say I'm a better driver drunk

than I ever am sober. - That makes sense to me.

I can't believe your dumb faces are the last thing I'm gonna see.

Sunny! Get out! I'll be doing Car Seva.

But where the fuck did you come from?

I was taking a piss in the woods!

We have washrooms in the house!

There's a fucking guy doing coke in the bathroom.

And I'm fuckin' wrong? (car door opens)

(Avtar): Get the fuck out!

Fuckin', all of you, bro, look how fuckin' drunk you are!

Yo, what are you guys saying? - Sup'.

Yo, why are you fucking letting him drive?

Look how fuckin' ripped he is, bro.

(Sunny): I drive better drunk, trust me!

(car door closes) - Alright, where are we going?

Oh, maybe he's emo-eating at the spot.

Let's fuckin' roll!

(singing, indistinct)

(Neal): So... therapy. How's that going?

(Chippy): I don't know, it's a lot.

Kinda lost myself after the whole Umair thing.

I don't know why I attract the guys that I attract.

(Neal): Hmm. It's probably your scent.

Yo! No sign of Jasmeet! I don't even think he came here!

But I did grab hella shit!

Chili chicken, Hakka chow mein, ginger fish!

(Avtar): You grabbed some chili paneer too, right?

I'm vegetarian!

(Sunny): Shit! I'll be right back.

(Chippy): No, Sunny, you already took forever, we gotta go!

What do you want from me, he's hungry!

(Chippy): No, Sunny! - Chill!

(Chippy): Sunny! Sunny! (Sunny): Chill!

(Sunny): Great. No one's here.

(Chippy): He goes to the lake to clear his head. I don't know!

(Neal): You guys mind if I smoke a joint?

(Avtar): Absolutely not!

There's only one way of consuming bhang, bro.

That's through fuckin' ragra. Think about it!

You gotta be on the battlefield proper

like a warrior standing there... (flicking lighter)

(Avtar): Yo, oh, teri pehn di!

I have fuckin' asthma! What the fuck did I say?

(Neal): Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. (Avtar): Kanjar!

(Sunny): Wait. You don't think that he pulled up to...

(Chippy): No. No, he wouldn't.

Wait. Would he have?

(doorbell ringing)

(distant television)

So! Is it just you two in the house today?

(chuckles)

Nice. Nice.

Well, so, no one else. Nobody at all?

I know Maanvi is away on vacation?

But I know you two have a lot of family.

People coming by. You know. Did anyone come by?

Maybe they came through the basement?

Or the back door is sometimes open?

Sometimes people get old and they look different!

Strange relatives? Anyone? Anyone?!

Okay! What is this all tamasha?

What she's trying to ask, badly, did Jasmeet come by?

Why? Is he okay? Did you call him?

Yeah, no, no. No, Aunty, he is... he's fine.

It's just, he's not picking up his phone-

(Supinder): Why would he not pick up your calls?

Did... did something happen? - No, no, no, no, no.

He was just with us earlier, but he-

He... forgot something at home

and went to go pick it up.

So maybe, we thought he meant this home.

Hm.

As if he would call this home.

I...

(clattering dishes)

I'm just gonna, ah...

(distant traffic)

(distant music)

(distant laughter)

(wailing)

Hello?

(crying)

Hello?

(crying intensifies) - Is everything okay?

You alright? (sobbing)

(eerie music)

Oh, hey, man!

Jaspreet?

Wait, wait. What are you doing here?

Is... is this real?

Are you... are you real?

Yeah, I'm real...

What are you doing here?

Are you living in your car?

(laughing)

You see that house down the street?

That was the house, man.

The house that me and Maanvi were supposed to move into be...

(sobs)

...before she ripped my heart out of my chest and just...

(sobs)

Now it's just standing there.

Unfinished.

Just like my hopes and dreams.

Okay. You can still finish the house, man.

You can move in yourself.

You think I have money like that anymore?

You think I'm not losing a bidding war to ChatGPT?

Us realtors? (scoffs)

We're washed, man.

Do you know how that feels? Mr. Dollar-a-View?

(sighs)

Look, man.

I got my heart broken too.

And what's worse is she's back with her ex.

And she's engaged.

(sighs)

It sucks, man, I know. It's weird how fast things change.

It's tough to keep up. Like...

How am I supposed to stay relevant with any of this

when everyone's an influencer

just pumping out a bunch of nothing?

I feel washed. (scoffs)

But I, Jaspreet Purewal,

had a plan!

(sniffs) Marriage. Kids.

Run for Mayor of Brampton. Kids.

Hit a million followers and more kids!

Yeah, look.

Sometimes, you don't need a plan.

Okay? Sometimes you just need to leave some things unfinished.

Like your house. (sobbing)

Look, man!

You're a smart guy, alright?

And as much as I hate to admit it,

there's been so many times I wanted to be like you.

But this?

Just sitting here crying about something that could have been?

It's pathetic!

So get up off your ass

and stop moping around like a little bitch!

(soft music)

Oh! Shit! I just realized something!

You're her brother! My brother!

You could bring Maanvi back to me! Yeah!

Dude, what?

Yeah, you can convince her

that I'm the best she'll ever have!

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

You can have my house, man, you can...

I'll even finish the floor for you!

Where's my... where's my key?

You can have my whip, man, you can have my keys!

Take it all, just please, please, man,

just bring her back to me! I... don't know what to do!

I can't sleep! (sobbing)

Where's my mom and dad? Nowhere, bro...

(indistinct whining)

Just bring her back to me, oh, please...

I can't do anything! I can't think about anything!

(ambient music)

(sighs)

Everything okay, Aunty-ji?

Yes, putt. I'm glad you all are here.

It's nice to have the house full.

(phone ringing)

Oh, he's at his spot!

- Who? - Jasmeet.

I have his location.

Are you dumb? Why didn't you mention this before?

- Are you kidding? - Because my phone was dead.

I have a charger in my car!

Cars can charge phones? That's incredible.

You know what? Just forget it.

Let's make moves.

(Chippy): Yeah. Bye, Aunty.

Neal, hold on one minute, please.

Uncle!

This is such a hot picture of young Guru Nanak!

So handsome!

(door closes)

Either way, you shouldn't have pictures of gurus in your home.

It's wrong.

I love you.

Love you, love you, love you.

Also, get some GouchCoin.

Here. Give this to Jasmeet.

You'll be seeing him before I do.

Okay. Okay.

(scoffs)

Stupid.

(loud knocking)

(electronic music)

Heeeyyy. There's Waldo.

Guru Waldo.

We called you like a million fucking times, FYI.

Where the hell were you, man?

We've been ripping it up and down 'Sauga to 'Scarbz.

Yeah, look, sorry, I just...

I needed some space.

(Sunny): Yo, how do you keep letting this girl

run laps in your head?

(Chippy): You know, you could just talk to us

instead of running off. - I know.

You're still not over it.

(phone vibrating) (Sunny): This guy's never gonna get over it!

He needs a chaper across the face!

(Chippy): Sunny, don't be so judgmental.

(Sunny): What are you talking about?

(Chippy): Trauma's a real thing.

(Sunny): What... what trauma?

(Chippy): It takes time!

Sometimes these things take years.

(Jasmeet): Yeah. I'm over her.

(door crashes open)

Holy! Can't find parking for hell in this city.

This your place, eh?

No pictures of the gurus here. That's a shame.

What the hell is he doing here?

Buddy, are you fucked? If it wasn't for me,

these drunk idiots wouldn't get here alive!

Alright, well, thanks, I guess.

(sighs)

Look, guys. I...

I appreciate you.

I just want you to know that. I appreciate you

when you tolerate me going through all my...

dumb, emo, depresso, mopey phases.

And still stickin' by me.

(singing Happy birthday) So. Thank you.

Thank you for the gifts.

Thank you for the party.

Thank you for just keeping me in check.

And thank you for just everything that you do. For me.

I love you guys.

I love you, too.

Aww. Come on.

- Group hug! - Come on!

(laughing) - Love you guys!

(Chippy): What?

(Avtar): We've known each other for so long!

May our bonds remain! (Jasmeet): Okay.

(Avtar): We're in this together. (Jasmeet): Okay.

(uplifting music)

(TV): Hi, I'm Zoe- (TV): And I'm Lizzie...

Someone from our community should go on this show,

get some money from these goray.

(phone ringing)

Excuse me.

Hello?

Hey, Mom, greetings!

No, you didn't tell me.

Jeeta didn't tell me either.

Okay, okay.

Tell Jeeta to send your flight info.

Okay. Okay, okay.

Ma Ji, arriving Wednesday.

She decided to come after all,

that's nice.

How long for?

Clear schedule.

One-way ticket.

(TV): You'll find out right after this, on Seal the Deal.

(dramatic music)

Alright. Thank you so much for coming.

Appreciate you. Thank you. This has been

an incredible birthday to me, I appreciate it-

(Sunny): Oh, good!

I hope your house isn't trashed!

(laughing) - Yo.

- Alright. Love you. - Love you.

Um. Your mom asked me to give you this.

Nice. Thanks.

- You got it. Love you. - Alright, man.

- Happy birthday. - Thank you, bro.

Can I... sleep here?

Sure.

Hell yeah.

See you in the morning! - Yep.

(sighs)

(soft music)

(phone ringing)

(sighs)

Hello?

Sat Sri Akal.

Thank you.

Yeah, no, I'm good, Mom.

Yep.

Yeah, I miss you too.

(gentle music)

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