Original subtitles

I don't want my hair too tight. I want it loose and fluffy.

You know the kind of loose and windblown look of an outdoor person.

Yes, you know that.

Long distance London.

Hey, it's you.

How are you, darling?

No, I don't like that shade. It's too pink.

I want something with a little more edge.

Okay, okay, sure.

I want to try my new perfume.

Perfume? I think it's important to change every now and then.

It's also interesting to see the effect on my boyfriend.

Wonderful. Very nice. It's like gardenia. Gardenia.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'm ready.

That is almost ready. I still have to get dressed.

I'll have to be very careful to pick something to wear for this wild night of

assorted pleasures around the world.

Something that, ah, yes, like this.

Something that is suitable for the occasion, though just a hint of the

diabolical. Yes, I'll put this one on now.

Say, doesn't that remind you of the witch in Snow White?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to change.

Just a minute.

No. Hey, you mustn't look at me while I'm undressing.

Perhaps you didn't realize it, but Amanda Lear is a very modest young lady.

Excuse me.

There we are.

All ready.

Are you all ready, too?

Have you fastened your seatbelts and extinguished all cigarettes?

Eh? Because before we start off on our journey to all the most famous night

spots of the world, for a round of exotic, extravagant pleasure, with me as

guide, I would like to sing you a little song of mine.

I should warn you that this song is actually about the devil himself. It

is. And the name of the song is Follow Me. Follow me, says the devil, beckoning

to the sinners.

Come on, then.

If you're not afraid to take a risk, follow me.

I'm gazing out. I'm moving on.

From town, address unknown.

I shall be difficult to find.

So follow me, just follow me.

I'll set a dream, a new design.

I'm trading hopes, my moment.

Now I am your friend.

All the things we wanted.

Follow me, just follow me.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Good night.

Ah, you're already here.

Right outside my house. I'm sorry. I really must get my beauty sleep tonight.

I've only just this minute finished working.

Perhaps we can meet some other evening when I've had a little more rest.

So long.

Ciao.

All right, my friends.

Let's get launched on this wild trip around the world. The wild, wicked,

wonderful world at night.

And we'll start in North America, where the only problem is choosing where we

want to begin. But perhaps the obvious answer is to begin with Las Vegas, the

capital of the nighttime world and the rendezvous of the international gambling

set. My friends, Las Vegas.

Thank you.

Lose some.

It's all in the game.

And when the gamblers get tired of roulette and slot machines, they head

nightclubs and enjoy a different kind of game.

And I might add, usually sexy games.

I must ask you to be patient, gentlemen, and Ruth, the fascinating slave girl,

will be yours.

Just look at her. You can see a robe has been snugly tied around Ruth's neck.

Now, each one of you will get a piece of robe. Here you are.

You already know.

Let's see. One, ready to go.

Here we go. Now pull your own.

Four. Too bad.

Too bad.

Two.

Three.

Four. Number four.

right here and now. You are getting it.

These are all friends of mine, and particularly this little fellow.

When I got him, he was only this high, tiny, tiny as a puppy dog.

Isn't he cute?

However, I don't want to hold the show up talking about animals.

Maybe you're not interested in them as much as I am.

So now, I'll get on with the next number. Coming with me?

you you

Do you know the Queen of Chinatown? It's one of my old songs.

I'm just crazy about oriental countries. We're going to talk about one this

evening. Not the largest, which is China, but Japan and Tokyo.

Tokyo, the capital of the transistor radio and all those wonderful cameras

Japanese pizzas and Japanese movies.

Tokyo is a city that runs on transistors.

And there are a lot of discos that run on transistors, too.

And even the people run on transistors.

And every night they watch a wonderful performance that works on transistors.

And you know what they call this club?

Gamoco, which is their way of saying transistors.

Sayonara.

Thank you.

And now, halfway around the world to Brazil, where I'm going to introduce you

a panther.

Actually, I can't remember if it's a girl dressed as a panther or a panther

dressed as a girl.

But whichever it is, her name is Sonia.

And there's a millionaire Arab who is about to marry her, but she's refused.

Sonia refused because she wants to marry the director of the zoo in Rio de

Janeiro.

That may seem a strange choice, but there's no accounting for the strange

of a feline. I suppose she thinks he'd know how to handle her, and some pussies

like being handled.

This is one of my houses, near Rome.

It's a rather cloudy day, not one that you could really call Italian.

I wanted to go swimming, but I think I'll wait for the sun.

I always enjoy spending some time here every year, but lately the weather has

changed. It isn't as nice as it once was.

It would be ideal to live in Paris. Paris is a city I'm very fond of.

I like the way they live. In fact, I like almost everything French. For

the perfumes and the French fashions. Not to mention the men. They're

Now and then.

How about a quick visit to Paris?

Paris, the capital of nightclubs and cabarets. A place where we can see every

kind of show.

The Folies Bergères, Maxime, the Moulin Rouge, Toledo.

Shall we go to Paris?

Thank you.

Here's a box full of games with everything you need to pass the time.

chess, dice, backgammon, mahjong, cards, dominoes, everything.

There's even chess.

Look at this set. The white queen and the black king. And they fight each

And sometimes he's on top and other times she is.

And there's a lot of confusion about who's winning. And there's doubt as to

which is the stronger set. Like an act I want to show you right now. There's

this magician.

French, naturally.

who creates all kinds of confusion with a he and a she, and he and she, or she

and he, or she turns to he, etc., etc., and you're completely lost.

Just let me show you.

Tonight, an exceptional number, which has been very appreciated.

This spectacular exhibition, Mademoiselle Denise, here present, will

kindness to help me.

I beg you.

I need the collaboration of a duke. Would you like to come?

Yes, it's the gentleman, there. Yes, you, sir.

I beg you, get on the train.

I put you in the hands of my kind collaborator, who will prepare you for

extraordinary experience.

So, let's start a parade that will provide us with the most extraordinary

events. And now, in front of you, will take place the most extraordinary

phenomenon of all time.

Sur le sex de ce jeune homme, je crois qu 'il n 'y a aucun doute.

Néanmoins, je ne veux pas vous enlever la surprise.

Avec la collaboration de notre gracieuse assistante Denise, qui gentiment donne

un coup de main à ce jeune homme qui s 'est sympathiquement offert de

collaborer, voici maintenant notre gentil ami qui se prépare pour le grand

moment. Voulez -vous enlever votre robe?

Merci.

Calm down, gentlemen.

I inform you that the director of the theater has signed a contract with an

ambulance service for people who have a sick heart.

Because it is possible that the show that Denise offers us, the most robust

hearts, may be tilted.

My dear, would you kindly convince your partner, who seems to be interested in

you, to show the public as when he was at his birth?

Would you, once and for all, decide?

Ladies and gentlemen, after these small preparations, let's begin to get into

the heart of the matter. Please, Denise, put it on.

And now, our hero, who you all have admired, will be covered in a dress.

Like this.

Like this.

Now, we're going to open our magic box.

As you can see, our magic box is a whole.

After opening it...

You can see that it is completely empty inside.

And now, be careful.

Hold on, please.

There you go.

Let's close the arm.

Also.

Like this.

And now, all we have to do is wait and see what happens.

A little patience, please.

Silence in the room, please. The experiment...

Second door.

I tried to concentrate.

Mesdames et messieurs, allons voir ce qu 'il s 'est passé sous le drap.

Voilà, un peu de patience, encore un peu de patience, et voilà.

Que n 'y est -il venu?

Regarde.

Nos protagonistes sont entiers.

Voilà.

L 'expérience n 'est pas finie.

Je vous en prie, Denise, entrez de nouveau dans la boîte.

And now,

let's see what will happen.

Here's the laundry.

And so I'm going to try to put everything back in its place by closing

cover as well as the upper one.

And there you go.

Now I'm going to focus again. And thanks to my electromagnetic waves, I'll give

you new... Let's check.

I'm going to check the upper part.

On a night

like this, you often see the most extraordinary things. I really mean it.

No, no, don't look at my bed. That's not what I'm talking about.

My private life is my own business, don't you agree?

Now I wanted to talk to you about a certain hotel in Berlin where there are

kinds of curious goings -on. To tell the truth, it isn't really accurate to

describe it as a hotel. It's a kind of meeting place for gentlemen with certain

secret vices.

One of my girlfriends who works for a scandal, she, you know, went there to do

few interviews and they refused at first to let her in. But she finally managed

to persuade them and they opened wide the door to her and opened some very

secret vices, too.

When you're out for a wild night, there are all sorts of wild things to do,

aren't there?

Good evening. Good evening. Come in.

Good evening to Robert. Good evening, Doctor.

Come along in. Good evening.

Good evening. Thank you.

Well...

How do the distinguished members of our club impress you?

Well, they look very nice, but it's strange they should meet here. This

is the headquarters of a very special club.

Oh, I see. It's curious they should meet in such an isolated spot.

Oh, you'll soon discover the reason for that, dear sir. I suppose they're all

very carefully selected.

Oh, yes, all our members are chosen with extreme care. They come from the upper

classes, professional people, industrialists, famous artists, the

society, you might say.

Here they feel safe from prying eyes and can indulge their desires and tastes in

the way they wish with complete abandon.

The members come here on the 1st and the 15th of each month.

Oh, I see. So today, everyone's here. We have a full complement and you can see

just how everything works, just what goes on.

Take a peep in here.

Yeah.

Ah!

Die!

Die!

Quite a case of masochism, wouldn't you say?

Ah, yes, but that isn't all by no means. You'd be surprised what goes on.

Now you look in there.

Quick, come here. There's something worth photographing.

Thank you.

I wanted to meet you so that you could see what goes on and tell the world.

My mother and father would turn in their graves if they could see me mixed up

with all these monsters. I'm not surprised. I understand your avulsion.

Ah, but you haven't seen the worst. No, indeed.

Now you look in this room and tell me how anyone can tolerate such

You just look.

I find the whole thing idiotic. It's so silly.

What they really need is a psychiatrist. You're so right.

They're sick.

Yes. Yes, they're sick. That's it.

Let's go.

Yes, let's.

Before it was the bride who died. Now it's the husband's turn.

And you'll see how the widow, in all her weeds, manages to find consolation.

Here.

Well, one thing you can say for a club like that, at least you keep some off

streets. Frankly, I'd rather be on the streets, or at least out in the

If you knew how often I've made love on the lawn right there, only with friends,

of course.

Now we're going to see something very different. I want you to meet a young

couple who are famous for their artistic imagination.

They were interviewed especially by me for your entertainment. They were

I went to their house to get the real lowdown, the inside story, so to speak.

We are about to interview two of the most famous stars of porno flicks, a

who have been working together for years.

Their names are Hans and Gerta Wanderslik.

You may not know it, but the local legislation states that only a man and

wife can perform this kind of act in public.

Tell me, are you happy with your work?

Yes, of course. My husband and I really enjoy it. I think we really found

ourselves. And, of course, it means we spend much more time together.

And it's not really tiring. Not for me, at least.

Perhaps for my husband.

He's a very passionate man. And once he starts, he's like a bulldozer. You

probably think we're a little unusual.

Yes, a little.

Tell me, aren't you embarrassed to be naked on the set?

Well, at first I was a little. But not anymore.

Now it just seems a perfectly normal thing to do.

Strange, isn't it?

But when your husband gets on, do you feel relaxed?

Yes, because by now it's all perfectly normal. I really enjoy it.

Are you an exhibitionist?

I guess so.

And your husband?

No. Poor man, he's really an introvert, but he's very exuberant.

Then your husband doesn't like making love in public.

Oh, no, he'd rather do it in bed. But he's so excitable that he could have me

while we were playing bridge.

Tell me, do you have to use makeup for porno flicks?

Of course, just like any other kind of movie. A girl has to be really

fascinating to win her public.

I've always thought that it was something other than the face that

your public.

The face helps, don't you think?

Quite right. But to get back to the subject, when you're rehearsing, do you

actually go the whole way or not? Do you mean are we doing it for real with an

orgasm? Of course, we really get with it.

What with rehearsals and takes, it's a real tour de force.

You're exaggerating. When you enjoy your work, it never takes too much effort.

How many times do you do it for a film? Five or six.

You mean right on the set?

Yes.

Cut.

Your wife says that you're shy.

How does that fit in with your work?

Yes, it's true I'm shy, but I'm very attracted to my wife.

She is so lovely that when I see her naked, I'm overcome with desire and

resist jumping on her. One, two, three, four times.

It's crazy. I never get enough of her.

I suppose you only do it on the set.

No, not at all.

The other day on the way back from the studio, I had her in the park behind a

bush. You really have sex on the brain.

Any minute will do.

Yes, that's true.

Every chance I get, I go for her.

Most men have some kind of hobby.

Mine is my wife.

And my husband is mine.

I've never even seen a porno flick.

Really? I'd like to see one of yours.

Well, if you really want to, it isn't hard.

And it's very realistic and instructive. A sex lesson by real professionals.

I'm sure I'll learn something.

Sex is what makes the world go round.

Come and sit down, and we'll have a drink and watch the movie. All right?

Over there.

A few more questions while we're waiting for this wonderful experience Tell me

have you ever made love with a woman?

Yes, I actually have

And I must say, it was very interesting.

Well, what did your husband say?

Well, he wasn't any too pleased by the whole thing.

To tell the truth, he's very possessive.

You don't mean he's jealous?

Perhaps a little. You know men.

Now watch this.

You can tell she's a woman with class.

Now you see why I can't resist her.

Yes, she really is beautiful.

She could drive anyone crazy.

I understand how you feel.

She's very sexy looking.

I find that many Nordic women have marvelous bodies, just made for love.

And if I'm any judge, you have the most beautiful of all.

And you're not bad yourself, Hans.

You're very well built, like a Greek statue.

Thank you.

And you sure know how to move.

My, look at that.

If you ever need a new partner, give me a ring.

If you're really interested, my wife wouldn't mind.

Well, you're both so good looking.

If I ever decide to turn lesbian, I'd like to try it with Gertie, too.

Are you inclined that way?

Well, not really.

My tastes are heterosexual.

But it might be interesting to do it the other way.

You never know, do you?

you

Spirits from beyond the grave, if you are present, knock three times.

No one there, I guess.

I'm fascinated by anything that has to do with the spiritual and the

you know.

And magic.

Perhaps one of my ancestors was a witch. Who knows?

However, I want to talk to you about a witch who lives in Beirut.

She's a pretty girl, very young. And she has a specialty.

Levitation.

She couldn't raise anything.

She raises ashtrays. She raises flower vases. She could even raise your hair.

There's nothing she can't get up.

Thank you.

We'll be right back.

This is my game room.

Every now and then I like to have a blow.

Not that I'm anything special.

I do my best.

And these trophies all belong to my father. My father was a great hunter, so

left me his collection of horns.

They're supposed to bring good luck.

I've never actually been on a safari myself, but one of these days I think

try that too. I've always been fascinated by the magic of the Black

the rhythm, the songs, the tribal dances. I really like them. Now I'm

show you a couple who specialize in the field of African dance.

Do you like magic tricks? Yes. Yes.

So do I.

I used to be very good at them, too, when I was a little girl. Now, if I can

remember how, I'd like to show you one right now, but I'll need a couple of

coins. Does anyone have any coins to lend me? A couple of coins?

Don't worry. You'll get it back.

Ah, thanks.

Okay. When I've finished, I'll give it back to you.

Now, you see I have here two coins in my hands.

One, two, three.

One here, one there.

Now, we'll do it again and see what happens.

Watch. One, two, and three.

Ah!

Now then, as I told you, I really enjoy magic tricks.

Prestidigitators, as they call it.

And I want you to come with me to visit a prestidigitator in Marseille who's

really marvelous.

When he begins his show, it seems like a perfectly normal magic act. But then

his assistant gets into it, his partner, and everything gets very complicated,

as we'll soon see.

Quiet, please. Silence.

Listen to that.

It's ballet music.

Ah, the ballet. I've always adored the ballet. When I was just a baby, I wanted

to be a ballerina, like Margot Fonteyn or Carla Fracci.

But the trouble was I didn't begin lessons early enough.

Now there's no point in trying. But now I'd like to present to you a ballerina

in Stockholm.

A wonderful ballerina. Wait till you see how light she is and artistic and the

grace she has and the harmony.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, Amanda Lear.

Give a bit of mmm to me, and I give a bit of mmm to you.

Give a bit of mmm to me, and I give a bit of mmm to you.

And you write like a laser, every time cut me deeper.

You're a mystery.

It's so confusing.

You're a mystery.

Or am I dreaming?

Are you devil or angel?

Are you question or answer?

For you, I break all the rules.

I'll go to the moon cause you're the one.

There's no one.

I just can't make you out.

Are you real?

Or am I dreaming?

This is all very confusing.

Especially when you're stoned.

Give a bit of to me, and I'll give a bit of to you.

Give a bit of to me, and I'll give a bit of to you.

Are you devil or angel?

Are you question or answer?

I break all the rules and all views.

I go to the moon cause you're the one.

There's no one else.

There's no one else. There's no one else.

There's no one else.

There's no one else.

Give a bit of moon to me and I'll give a bit of moon to you.

And I'll give a bit of blue

to

you.

Is the wig ready?

Yes, I like that.

Do you think I'll look funny in it?

No, it'll suit you perfectly.

It really looks good on you.

Let's try the silver wig on.

Divine.

It's marvelous.

It gives you chin. Not bad, is it?

What do

you think?

Do you

like it?

Bye,

sir.