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Mom

What are you doing here?

I came to see you.

How long has it been since you came home?

Where have you been so late at night?

Coming back this late.

I should have known better than to...

...let you move out on your own.

Secretary Lin and I...

...just got back from working overtime.

He's seeing me home, isn't he?

Yes.

The company's new product launch has been keeping us very busy.

Mom, you...

...have seen me now.

Maybe you should head out first.

Leave? What for?

I finally made it here.

Mom.

It's getting late.

Dad will be worried.

You should get some rest, okay?

I'll see you out.

No, I mean...

I'll call a car for you.

Let's go.

I just got here.

Let's go, let's go.

Wait, wait, wait.

Why isn't Secretary Lin leaving?

The two of us...

...still have some things to go over.

So...

Mom, how about...

I call you a car?

Don't rush me.

I haven't even gotten to the main point.

Sit down, sit down, quickly.

What can't wait until tomorrow?

Listen to me.

There's a very important matter.

I'm telling you.

Next week...

...I've arranged for you...

...twelve blind dates.

Blind dates?

Yes.

What are the specifics?

It's like this.

Monday, ten AM.

Height: 188 cm.

A P.E. teacher.

Hobby: fitness.

Six-pack abs.

Monday, two PM.

A partner lawyer at a top-tier law firm.

Hobby: music.

Piano grade eight.

Thursday, eleven PM.

A software engineer.

This guy...

...is a bit light on hair.

But he's highly intelligent!

We have to think about the next generation's IQ.

Friday, three AM.

What time?

Three in the morning.

A blind date at three in the morning?

Mom.

Are you okay?

He's a doctor in the ICU.

His work is extremely busy.

I had a hard time getting this slot.

Listen to me.

This time, you better perk up.

Do you hear me?

Before you turn thirty...

...I must get you a boyfriend.

You're not worried at all.

Your dad and I are worried sick.

Trust in Mom's rigorous selection.

There's bound to be one that suits you.

Secretary Lin, take this.

You're in charge of supervising her then.

Mom.

Um...

Auntie.

Actually...

Meili and I...

...are already together.

Together doing what?

We're together.

Together doing what, exactly?

It means the two of us...

...are together.

Yes.

You learned this from TV, didn't you?

Hiring Secretary Lin at a high salary...

...to play your boyfriend.

Who are you trying to fool here?

We really are together.

I'm telling you.

Don't mess around with me here.

No.

Auntie.

Meili and I...

...really...

...are really dating.

I told you, we're really together.

Why don't you believe me?

Didn't you and Dad both hope...

...that Secretary Lin and I would get together?

So now that we're together...

...shouldn't you be happy?

Why don't you believe it?

Why don't you believe me?

It's not that.

You...

...you two...

...don't look like you're dating at all.

What doesn't look like it?

When people date...

...at the very least...

...they hold hands or something, right?

There should be a hug or something too.

And a kiss.

Is that enough, Mom?

What else do you want to see?

See what?

There's nothing else.

Mom, listen to me.

Go home, quickly.

You still haven't left.

What time is it already, Mom?

Don't interrupt our burning desire.

Fiery trees and silver flowers.

Beautiful flowers and full moon.

Round...

...round...

...consummation.

Mom!

Go!

Go quickly!

Bye, Mom!

Bye-bye.

Meili.

Was everything you just said true?

That's way too short.

Yeah.

And it went by so fast.

Why?

Two people who didn't even have a wedding when they got married...

...why would they have one for their remarriage?

Because this time, we want...

...to have Doufu with us.

Having Doufu is enough.

Why come to us?

You sure know how to pick your moment.

Because my darling said...

...this matter...

...must be discussed with Miss Qin...

...in person.

So I came with her.

But, bro, I didn't know you were here.

I swear.

What are you talking about?

Isn't it better with friends around?

Hey, Qin Meili.

I don't care.

On the second day of next month...

...you must be my bridesmaid.

Exactly.

Because you two...

...are witnesses to our rekindled love.

We need you to witness our...

...sacred moment.

I refuse.

I refuse too.

Hanzi.

We've been brothers for so many years.

You have to help me.

If you help me...

...next time you look for a girlfriend...

I will definitely...

Uh...

Misunderstanding!

That's not what I meant!

Forget it, I'm done.

I'm going back to sleep.

I'm dead tired.

Qin Meili!

You haven't agreed yet!

I'm going to sleep right now.

Sis.

What's up?

We two...

...true love.

Get out.

You get out too.

Hanzi!

Tell Meili...

...she must come!

You have to come too!

Hanzi!

What's the rush?

What's going on?

This... this...

Go.

Then I'll go.

Turns out, who you are doesn't matter at all.

Who I love is what matters most.

You're not asleep.

Get up and eat.

Be good.

You have to go to the company soon.

No.

Not like this either.

How about like this?

Alright, alright.

Have you all heard the latest news?

What news?

President Qin is dating someone.

Really? No way.

It's those two.

My friend ran into them.

She'd seen President Qin in reports before...

...so she recognized him.

There's even a photo.

Let me show you.

Let's see, let's see.

Nice figure.

But there's no face.

Hey, let me see.

Maybe the front isn't much to look at.

Our President Qin has been single since birth.

She won't get scammed, will she?

Even though she's a superwoman...

...her dating experience is basically zero.

Right.

Too naive.

Yeah.

A woman like President Qin...

...the kind she'd accept...

...are definitely just toy boys after her money.

What do you know?

Maybe...

What kind of woman?

Why talk behind someone's back...

...and casually judge a girl?

A girl.

Saying I have no face.

Calling me a toy boy.

I don't care about any of that.

Why casually judge a...

...clearly outstanding girl?

How great are you yourselves?

Is your work finished?

You all know now.

Come in.

Introduce yourself.

Hello everyone, my name is Li Yi.

I'm very happy to become your colleague.

From now on...

...please take good care of me.

Li Yi will be taking over Secretary Lin's duties.

I hope everyone will cooperate fully.

He needs to get up to speed quickly...

...and meet my requirements.

Especially you, Secretary Lin.

Is that clear?

Understood.