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♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ah, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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[Bob reading]
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From the beginning, Hercules was a...
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Well, he was a little cutie.
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He made you want to tickle himunder the chin
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and go goochee-goochee goo,goochee-goochee-goochee.
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Bob, what are you
goochee-goochee-goo-ing about?
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Oh, uh, hi, I... [clears throat]
Yes, well, I...
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I was just about to point out how heroicHercules was even as a baby.
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Whoa. Being a baby doesn't take heroics.
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Uh-uh. Now, caring for a baby,
honey, that takes heroics.
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Midnight feedings, all that crying.
Changing nasty diapers.
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All right, all right. I get your point.But this story is about Hercules.
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And as you may remember,he had it tough right from the start,
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when Hades' impish underlings,Pain and Panic, tried to do him in.
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Fortunately,he survived that vicious attack
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to become the brave, bold hero-in-trainingwe all know and love.
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[snorting]
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[high-pitched voice]
Oh, dear. This is terrible!
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All right, come on.
Give me your best shot.
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[growls]
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[gasps] A fire-breathing bull?
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You know, you might have
warned me about that.
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-[both] Sorry.
-[Pegasus whinnys]
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[yelping]
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[blowing]
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[sighs] Well, that should take care
of your Cretan bull problem.
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[deep voice] Yeah. Nice going, jerk.
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[in high-pitched voice] Uh, young man.
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Well, I better be going. I'm--
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[gasps] Oh, no!
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Whew! It's safe.
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Hmm?
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Come on, Pegasus,
I'm late for school. Bye!
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[both] Bye!
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Aah!
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He did it again!
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Aw, he always does it again. Gah!
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So, boys, how goes Operation Bull? Good?
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Oh, the same as Operation Dragon,
Operation Lion--
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Don't forget Operation Rabid Chicken.
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I told you that one wouldn't work.
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[Hades] OK, here's one.
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Operation "last chance."
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I want Hercules down for the count
by sunset!
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Or guess what? It's date night down under.
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Just you and one of my old flames!
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[Pain and Panic screaming]
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[both] Ow.
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[Euphrosyne] Simmer. Simmer,
simmer, class. [shushing]
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Egg check!
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Are you all caring for your egg
as if it was your own baby child?
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Oh, you betcha.
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You call me proud papa, Miss Euphrosyne.
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I even named mine Bud.
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Made him some wax wings, too.
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Oh, this chicken is gonna fly, baby. Ooh!
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[flapping]
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[gasps]
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Oh!
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No, no, no.
Icarus, putting your egg at risk
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is not the kind of responsible handling
I want to see.
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Now, Adonis, where's your egg?
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Not just an egg. The royal egg.
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Ahh. How nice.
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And, Hercules?
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Oh. Where's Hercules?
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Here I am! Whoops!
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Wha! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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[screaming]
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[grunts]
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[gasps]
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Ooh.
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Ah. Oh.
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All in one piece.
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Hmm. So I see.
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And how about you, Cassandra? How's your--
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[gasps] egg?
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-[gasps]
-[screams]
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What?
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Sweet Zeus! Don't look, Bud!
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[Pain] Why doesn't Hades
just give up on Hercules?
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We'll never beat him.
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We couldn't even beat Hercules
when he was, like, a kid.
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[Panic] Of course, back then
we didn't know he was freakishly strong.
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Yeah. If we did,
we would've taken precautions.
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[dings]
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[reading]
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Mmm! Mmm!
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These are, these are plump.
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[belches]
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You know, it's too bad we can't go back
in time to when Hercules was a baby.
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Yeah. Hey!
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What if there was a way
you could make Hercules go back in time?
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Say, to when he was a baby?
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We are all ears.
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There is a spring called Canathus.
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Its powers are most wondrous.
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Splash once, and age it will reverse.
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Splash twice, and gone will be the curse.
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I don't suppose you know
where this magic spring is. Do you?
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Of course we know. We're the fates!
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But I'm afraid we've said too much.
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It's on the dark side of
the Stymphalian swamp.
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You can't miss it.
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[Pain] Thank you, ladies.
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Shouldn't you have told them
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that no one has ever returned
from the Stymphalian swamp?
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Mmm...nah.
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I never liked those guys.
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OK, we got the magic baby formula.
Now let's go.
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This place makes my knees knock.
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Ah, you baby. It's kind of scenic.
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Well, except for those big eyes.
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[both] Eyes?
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[both screaming]
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[growling]
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[Pain and Panic screaming]
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[horse neighs]
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All right, flap and rest, flap and rest.
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That's it.
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And remember,
never fly too close to the sun, son.
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[laughs]
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Or too close to Cassandra
when she's hungry.
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The egg was delicious.
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Ooh. Egg salad.
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Ah! Don't listen, Bud.
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You weren't supposed to eat your egg.
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You were supposed to learn
to be a responsible and caring person.
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Hasn't home greconomics
taught you anything?
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Sure. It taught me
how to make the perfect omelet.
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Besides, that egg baby project
was just ludicrous.
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I could be caring...
for someone I care about.
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Ahh. Like me? [growls playfully]
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You'd be an omelet.
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Hey, I've been fried before.
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Here you go. Free refill.
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Oh, thanks.
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Oh, Jercules. Thank you.
I am a bit parched.
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All right, Adonis. This has gotta stop.
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Uh... Hey, where'd he go?
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Well, he probably ran off.
Afraid I might come after him next!
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Yeah, nothing but a big baby.
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But not as big as you might think.
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[babbling]
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You think this cute little fella's Adonis?
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No way.
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Jerky! Jerky!
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Aah! It's Adonis.
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Baby Adonis? I don't get it.
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I mean, h-h-how could this--
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Something weird is going on.
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Oh, come on.
So Adonis is somehow turned into a baby.
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Stranger things happen.
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Well, OK. No, they don't. Are you happy?
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Ooh. He's wet.
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You know, he is a cute little baby.
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Just help me squirt this thing.
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[Pegasus neighs]
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Ready, aim, water!
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Come on, Pegasus.
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We have a crisis here.
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Pegasus?
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-Oh, no!
-[Pegasus neighs]
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Adonis!
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Ooh-whee!
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I'll save him. Watch Pegasus.
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This time, wait for a clear shot.
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[Pain] Oy! Ay!
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This is all getting very confusing.
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Hold on, Adonis!
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[Icarus babbling]
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That's not funny, Icarus.
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Icarus?
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Well, at least you're finally
acting your age.
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[gulp]
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[gasping]
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Wee!
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Wee!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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OK. You're safe. Now come to uncle Herc.
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Jerky! Jerky!
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Ow!
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Oy!
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M-m-mama.
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I am not your mother.
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Ooh. Mama.
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[growls]
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More problems?
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Not for me.
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I don't need a vision
to see this means trouble.
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Unc Jerky! Jerky!
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[gasps]
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Ga! Ga!
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This is not happening.
This is just a bad dream.
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[sighs] I'm not ready to be a mother.
I am so not ready.
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[Hercules] ♪ La la la la! ♪
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[babies playing]
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[Cassandra] Adonis, put that down.
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Mmm.
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Icarus, put that down!
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Hercules, put me down!
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And you, stop flying around!
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[giggles]
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We did it?
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[both] We did it!
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♪ Hercules is a baby! ♪
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♪ Hercules is a baby! ♪
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Yeah.
And now we can finally finish our job.
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[screams]
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[grunting]
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[laughing] He thinks you're a squeeze toy.
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[gasps]
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-Me! Me!
-Mine! Mine!
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Whoa, uh, kids? Please put that down.
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That's not a toy!
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[Icarus] Mine! Mine!
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Boys?
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Where the-- What is that?
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[screams]
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[crying]
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Give me that.
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Hades' little helpers.
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I should have known.
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Yeah. Careful.
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Don't mess with us.
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We've got special underworld powers.
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[belches]
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We can turn into anything.
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[growls]
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[crying]
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Start talking.
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[shuddering] Look, honest.
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I don't know anything
about a plan to turn Hercules into a baby
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with the magic spring water of Canathus
so that we could do him in
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because we messed up
the first time we tried.
264
00:12:39,290 --> 00:12:40,458
Oops.
265
00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:43,875
Adonis, don't put that in his ear.
266
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,709
You turned them into babies
with magic water?
267
00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:49,583
Great. Well, you've had your little fun,
now turn them back.
268
00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:51,000
Pegasus, don't eat that!
269
00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:54,875
Uh, OK. I'll turn them back. It's simple.
270
00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:59,750
One squirt, they're a baby, two squirts,
they're back to normal, no problemo.
271
00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:00,917
[slurping]
272
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:04,917
Small problemo.
273
00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:08,250
It appears we're a bit dry.
274
00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:09,291
So get more.
275
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:12,000
I don't wanna go back there.
276
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:16,041
[stuttering] It's too far and creepy.
277
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:17,375
[screams]
278
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:19,375
And they're kind of cute as babies.
279
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,250
Don't you think?
280
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,250
[groans]
281
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:25,083
[grunting] OK! OK! I'll take you.
282
00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:27,333
Thank you.
283
00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:29,500
But, uh... [sniffing]
284
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:32,583
don't you think you should
change some diapers first?
285
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,125
-[buzzing]
-[Cassandra sighs]
286
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:42,458
We're here, the Stymphalian swamp.
[chuckles in fear]
287
00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:44,083
Good. Because if I have to say,
288
00:13:44,165 --> 00:13:47,375
"don't put that in your mouth"
one more time, I'm gonna scream.
289
00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:51,125
On second thought,
I think I'll scream anyway.
290
00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:52,208
[buzzing]
291
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:56,040
Look, little baby. A bally.
292
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:57,959
Ball! Ball!
293
00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:01,250
Yeah, that's it. Get the friendly ball.
294
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,875
[laughs wickedly]
295
00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:03,875
Whoo!
296
00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:07,166
Oh, uh, it's a joke, a silly joke.
297
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:09,208
A bad silly joke.
298
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,542
Oh. Oh.
299
00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:12,959
[Hercules] Ball!
300
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,166
[giggles]
301
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,709
Ball! Ball!
302
00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:18,458
That's not a ball. It's a beehive!
303
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:20,500
[all] Ball! Ball!
304
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:22,500
Fine. It's a ball.
305
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:24,417
Bad ball. Don't touch.
306
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,583
OK, where's your magic spring?
307
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:28,875
Through there, on the other side.
308
00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:31,500
Can't--can't miss it. Have a nice trip.
309
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:32,458
[Panic yelps]
310
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:34,458
Where do you think you're going?
311
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:36,165
Diaper run? Heh.
312
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:38,875
Show a little responsibility.
313
00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:41,125
Do you want your friend
to be a baby forever?
314
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,542
Do I have a choice?
315
00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:46,333
Hey! Stop that!
316
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:47,917
Whoa!
317
00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:49,792
Can we go now?
318
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,667
And, Hercules, put down the wagon.
319
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:55,250
Maybe we can get him to move that big log.
320
00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:57,542
Oh, never mind. It's moving itself.
321
00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:59,040
Can logs do that?
322
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:00,792
-What do you think?
-[gasps]
323
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:03,959
Hercules? Where's Hercules?
324
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:04,959
Wee!
325
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:07,291
Ball! Ha ha! Ball!
326
00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:08,291
Hurry. Go hide.
327
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:11,208
Oh, you care about me.
328
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:16,625
No one ever cares about me, except Hades,
and that's kind of a tough love.
329
00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:18,667
Can we talk about this some other time?
330
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,875
Come on. This is a breakthrough.
331
00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:33,458
Throw the ball. Throw the ball.
332
00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:35,709
Ew! Heh heh. Ball.
333
00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:40,333
[buzzing]
334
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,083
Ball gone.
335
00:15:46,165 --> 00:15:47,834
Yeah, ball gone.
336
00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:51,500
And now I want you gone. Go on. Scoot.
337
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:52,750
[Hercules giggles]
338
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:53,959
Whew.
339
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,165
[screams]
340
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,625
[screaming]
341
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,041
OK. Diapers loaded?
342
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,500
Fire away.
343
00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:34,917
Hey, look, everybody! Mommy's back!
344
00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:41,667
You know, they are kind of cute.
345
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,208
Aww.
346
00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:48,333
And to think they're our little brood.
347
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:49,333
Don't push it.
348
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:52,625
Um, I think maybe there's something
349
00:16:52,709 --> 00:16:56,250
I should've mentioned a little earlier.
350
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,208
[Panic chuckles]
351
00:16:57,290 --> 00:16:58,165
What's that?
352
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:03,667
Well, you know,
this is the Stymphalian swamp,
353
00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:06,834
home of the Stymphalian birds.
354
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:11,625
The big, big, birds
with the big, big beaks
355
00:17:11,709 --> 00:17:15,125
and the big, big sharp claws.
356
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,875
[squawking]
357
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,875
Yeah. Maybe you should've mentioned it.
358
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:23,625
Get away!
359
00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:26,959
Meow.
360
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,792
That's OK, little partner.
I'll handle this.
361
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:34,500
[roars]
362
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:37,041
[growls]
363
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:38,875
Now, that's a helpful trick.
364
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:40,458
The babies!
365
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,000
Graa-hoo!
366
00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:00,208
We did it! We did it!
367
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:02,625
Is somebody missing?
368
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,583
Oh, no.
369
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,792
My babies!
370
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:09,917
Did I just say that?
371
00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:30,250
[grunts] Ugh! Whoa, big egg.
372
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:33,458
Oh!
373
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,041
I see.
374
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:37,375
I'm supposed to be
the chick's first solid food.
375
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:40,458
I should warn you, I lack
all the essential vitamins and minerals
376
00:18:40,542 --> 00:18:42,041
that a healthy baby needs, and--
377
00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:44,625
[squawking]
378
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,625
Do something! Your baby's gonna sink!
379
00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:00,583
Right. And you don't swim.
380
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:02,875
And I've suddenly gotta become
Miss Swamp mom.
381
00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:06,625
Whoa!
382
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:15,166
Ugh! Hold on, egg. I've got you.
383
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,125
There. You're safe now.
384
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:21,959
But I'm not.
385
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,333
Mama!
386
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:26,542
OK, real good.
387
00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:43,083
Hey! What do you know? There it is!
388
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,375
The spring of Canathus. [exclaims]
389
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,667
OK, who wants to take a bath first?
390
00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:52,625
-[insects buzzing]
-[babies babbling]
391
00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:55,959
Aw, come on.
You don't need a bath just to grow up,
392
00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:57,583
You just need a bath.
393
00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,125
[babies shuddering]
394
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:02,750
Quack, quack. Last one in is a rotten--
395
00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:04,500
[gasps]
396
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,041
[shuddering]
397
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:11,208
[Hercules grunts]
398
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:14,166
[pounding]
399
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,458
Whoo-hoo! He saved--
400
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:24,959
Gaa! Help!
401
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,166
[Cassandra] It's all right.
402
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:29,750
Mama.
403
00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:45,291
Yes!
404
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:55,000
Yes! Ha ha! Way to go, Hercules!
405
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,458
You're my hero.
406
00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:01,458
Panic, um, are you,
uh, feeling, like, normal?
407
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:03,207
[smacking lips]
408
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,750
Hey! Why's it taste
like I've been eating worms?
409
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:06,750
[screams]
410
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:09,250
[laughing]
411
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,333
[exclaims]
412
00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:16,875
So, how goes Operation Last Chance?
Any results?
413
00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:21,041
And why is everybody wearing diapers?
414
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,542
Yeesh. Uh, never mind.
This one, I don't wanna know.
415
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:37,208
I just wanted to tell you...
416
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:40,542
I think we were a great couple.
417
00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:41,917
[chuckles]
418
00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:47,333
OK, maybe Hades doesn't want to know
why we're wearing diapers,
419
00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:49,000
but, uh, I sure do.
420
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:51,750
Don't worry.
I'll explain it all on the way home.
421
00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:53,333
And you're gonna love this one.
422
00:21:53,417 --> 00:21:55,750
Somehow I find that hard to believe.
423
00:21:57,208 --> 00:22:00,250
[Bob] And so, after hearing abouttheir harrowing infant exploits
424
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,709
and their heroic rescue by Cassandra,
425
00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:06,709
her friends were quick to expressoverwhelming gratitude.
426
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:09,625
Wow. I don't know what to say,
Cassandra, except,
427
00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:11,834
please never tell anyone
that you changed my diaper!
428
00:22:11,917 --> 00:22:14,291
Please! I'll do your homework for a year!
429
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:17,709
I'll carry your books for 25 miles!
430
00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,458
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