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♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ah, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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[Bob reading]
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After striving his whole lifeto return to Olympus,
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Hercules turned down immortalityin favor of a mortal life on Earth
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With the woman he loved, Megara.
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Uh, Bobby, baby, aren't you getting
a little ahead of yourself?
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Our show is about Hercules
in his teenage years.
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Bear with me, ladies, please,
just this once.
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All right, Bob, but there better be
some teen shenanigans in this.
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Yes, yes, we'll be getting jiggywith the boy, I assure you.
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Hercules and Megaralived happily ever after,
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but what happens after "ever after"?
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Well, they settled down in Thebes.
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Actually, it was a suburb of Thebes.
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Thebes proper was no placeto raise a family.
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Oh, yeah, that one goes
up there with the others.
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[grunting]
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Uh, you know what? Allow me.
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Ah. There.
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Gee, that's real... subtle.
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Oh, yeah? You like it?
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I thought we could use some of my hero
mementos to, you know, decorate the place.
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Herc, you've, um, managed to erect
a hero monument in every room.
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I'm sorry, honey. I just, you know,
want you to be proud of me.
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You big ox, I don't need statues
to remind me how great you are.
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I've got the real thing.
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[man grunts]
Where do you all want this one?
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[crash]
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Oops.
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Huh. What is this stuff?
It says "Prometheus Acad-- "
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Oh, no!
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Hermes.
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Yo, babe.
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Take this back to Phil's island, will you?
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Hey, isn't this, uh--
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Now.
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Whoo. Touchy.
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Epsilon Haul-It moving company
won't be held responsible
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for any items lost
due to divine intervention.
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Oh, yeah, no problem.
That's, uh, uh, that's great.
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Ah, well, let's get back to--
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Not so fast, bicep boy. What's in the jar?
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[stuttering] In the uh... Nothing.
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Fine. I'll just catch up with Hermes
And see for myself.
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No, no, wait, uh, I'll tell you.
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It's just filled with some dumb stuff
from...high school, that's all.
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High school? [laughs] I have got to--
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Oh, no, no. No, no. I mean,
we, uh, we got so much left to unpack.
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So, you know, let's forget
all about the high school stuff
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and, and get back to work
'cause...you know, hon?
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What are you hiding, wonder boy?
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Hey, Meg, I'm going to need
your opinion here.
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Aw, come on.
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You're not mad just because I wouldn't
let you look at that stupid [gasps] urn?
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Pegasus! No, she wouldn't.
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She couldn't.
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She did.
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[Pegasus neighs]
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Tell me you're not taking
the scenic route.
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[snorts]
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[Philoctetes]
Looking for something, sister?
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When Hermes showed up with this,
I figured you wouldn't be far behind.
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Score one for the satyr.
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I don't get it, Phil.
What's the big secret?
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Well, high school wasn't exactly
the most graceful period of Herc's life.
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He's kind of embarrassed about it.
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Aw, how bad could it have been?
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Bad.
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[screaming]
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D'oh!
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Oy! He was a one-man hurricane.
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A-ha!
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Here it is,
the Prometheus Academy yearbook.
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Now let's see, Hercules, Hercules...
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[laughing hysterically]
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Hey, give the kid a break.
They took that on his first day of school.
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So, Phil, what was it like
raising a wonder boy?
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What was it like?
Sisyphus got off easy compared to me.
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Oh, come on.
Herc's been a boy scout his whole life.
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He couldn't have been that much trouble.
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Oh, no? What would you say
if I told you he sank this island?
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I'd say tell me more.
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Well, as I remember it...
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Bye-bye.
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I was out of town for the weekend andHerc got it in his head to have a party.
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The whole island to myself!
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So, uh, what do you want to do first?
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[burps]
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[Philoctetes]
Of course, he couldn't pull it off
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without a little divine intervention.
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Bacchus, uh, wait.
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If you're not too busy tonight,
could you liven up my party?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You know, make it more of a bacchanal.
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The son of Zeus? Are you kidding?
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I'm there. It's party time.
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Lend me your ears.
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♪ Here's an open invitation ♪
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♪ To the finest feast in Greece ♪
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♪ It's an awesome celebration ♪
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♪ Guaranteed to disturb the peace ♪
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♪ It's a jamming extravaganza ♪
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♪ With a hot cucaracha beat, whoo ♪
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♪ You don't need to ask directions ♪
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♪ No, no, just follow your dancing feet ♪
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♪ At the bacchanal It's a non-stop party ♪
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Oh, look at me. I'm dancing!
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♪ The biggest smashthat Bacchus has ever thrown ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ People wall to wall ♪
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♪ Gonna party hardy ♪
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Hey!
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♪ We'll boogie to the beattill the sheep come home ♪
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[bleating]
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♪ Grapes juice you'll snatch upstraight from the fountain ♪
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♪ Shake it upand slide down the mountain ♪
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♪ Strike a poseso everyone knows you're cool ♪
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[laughs]
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♪ Grip those hips and move to the conga ♪
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♪ Steal a kiss, scream "cowabunga!" ♪
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♪ Mosh pit meltdown ♪
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Everyone in the pool! Me first.
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♪ At the bacchanal It's a non-stop party ♪
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Boom! Boom!
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♪ The biggest bash thatBacchus has ever thrown... ♪
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[Philoctetes]
Herc's bacchanal was a big hit.
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Unfortunately for Herc,Poseidon likes his beauty rest.
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♪ You're sure to have a ballat the bacchanal ♪
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Oh, poor Herc. He must have felt
like the king of the dorks.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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That honor went to his best friend Icarus.
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Oh, uh, Herc told me about him.
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He's the kid
who flew too close to the sun, right?
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Bingo.
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Yeah, he looks a little geeky,
but he at least had a girlfriend, right?
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Icarus thought he had a girlfriend.
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Cassandra didn't quite see it that way.
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[screaming]
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-[groaning]
-[exclaims]
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[sighs]
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Ah!
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Any last requests?
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Yes, I request the opportunity
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to recite a love poem
I wrote for my sweet Cassandra.
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[clearing throat]
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I request you gag him immediately.
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Your gallows humor
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So apropos to this moment.
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Hey, the Argonauts of the Aegean ride!
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Come, my sweet.
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[imitating pirate]
Let us set sail with the wildest crew
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that ever sought a sacred shag. Yar!
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Wait. Is this that underground
boat ride in the dark?
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Really dark. Give you any ideas?
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[purrs]
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Yeah, nobody will see me
push you overboard. Let's go.
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[sniffs]
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The ladies go wild
for sardine and onion breath.
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Isn't that right, honey?
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Oh, loveykins, you ever see a guy bring up
a whole date smoothie through his nose?
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Please, watch.
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Ta-da!
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You know, baby,
if you ever wanted me out of your life,
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I love you enough
that I would get right out.
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-Get out.
- Like a bat out of the underworld,
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-you could color me gone.
-Leave. Get out. Go.
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I mean, if you love something,
you set it free, right?
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[Cassandra sighs]
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Icarus was one odd kid.
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So what ever happened to him?
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He went into manufacturing
with his dad and made a fortune.
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You've probably seen his ads,
"Icarus the wax wing king."
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And Cassandra?
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She got recruited
by the Oracle friends network.
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Now they call her
the psychic cynic to the stars.
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Whoa! I had forgotten all about this.
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What?
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No, I don't think so.
I've shown you too much already.
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Come on, Phil. It can't be that bad.
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Oh, no. This is different.
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If the kid knew I showed you this...
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Right. What could be more embarrassing
than sinking your island?
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Well, how about--
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No!
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-This.
-[bleating]
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Herc, so glad you could make it.
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So, are we going to have story time
or do I have to shear your little pal?
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It's not my fault. She made me do it.
I take no responsibility, and... Uh...
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I'm out of here.
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Oh, Meg, how could you?
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Oh, can you blame a girl
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for wanting to know what her man was like
in his wonder boy years?
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All right. You win.
But I warn you, it isn't pretty.
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It was intern week and I thought I landed
the coolest job ever at Gyro Wurld.
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And, finally, Hercules, spawn of Zeus,
Shall report to Gyro Wurld.
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[screams and grunts]
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Yes! I get to work at hero world.
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[Hermes screams]
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[man] Not "hero," "Gyro Wurld,"
home of the tasty lamb sandwich.
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[Hermes grunts]
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[chuckles] Where our slogan is...
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[sighs] Make mine mutton.
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Yes! You're a natural. [chuckles]
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[Adonis] Oh, mutton boy?
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Oops.
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[laughing]
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Ah! I can't take this anymore. I quit.
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Oh, don't quit.
That would be [bleating] bad.
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[Hercules] My father backed me up 100%.
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He even got me a better job,driving Apollo's chariot.
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If it makes you happy,
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I'll assume full responsibility
for his actions.
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Apollo, you have nothing to worry about.
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Whoa! See you later.
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[Hercules]
Of course, I couldn't resist showing off.
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-Whoo-hoo! Adonis!
-What?
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How's this for a job?
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[Hercules]
That's when Hades made his move.
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Target acquired and vectored in.
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Oh, no.
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How should I know where the sun is?
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You think I'm omniscient or something?
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[all] Yes.
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I don't want to say, you know,
that you're falling down on the job,
252
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,709
but, hey, timber!
253
00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:52,959
You know, I wouldn't be surprised if
these guys call for a no-confidence vote
254
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,625
and put some, you know, deserving god up
255
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:58,792
as a replacement for you,
you know, some guy, like, uh...
256
00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:01,792
A replacement? Forget it, Hades.
257
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:04,834
I'm Zeus, lord of Olympus,
258
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:09,000
and my fellow gods would never vote
to unseat me, right?
259
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,458
All right, enough chitchat.
Let's rock the vote.
260
00:13:15,542 --> 00:13:16,959
Herc, you got to get out of there.
261
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:19,333
You can't have more than 10 seconds
262
00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:22,834
before the whole thing
blows sky-high, baby.
263
00:13:22,917 --> 00:13:24,166
[Icarus sobs]
264
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,250
[Hercules]
Things looked pretty dark for a while,
265
00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:33,375
but it all worked out in the end.
266
00:13:34,542 --> 00:13:35,500
[sighs]
267
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:38,000
[Hades] Hey, but wasn't this
an interesting experiment in democracy?
268
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,208
Really, folks, huh?
269
00:13:39,290 --> 00:13:42,792
Zeus, come on, baby.
No, don't do anything rash
270
00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:44,542
'cause I'm, you know,
I'm your baby brother.
271
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,165
I'm your little kid brother. [chuckles]
272
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:48,208
Remember those games we used to play?
273
00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:50,959
How about this one?
Run away as fast as you can.
274
00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:54,165
-[lightning cracking] [screaming]
275
00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:58,333
Lost suns, sinking islands,
276
00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:01,250
wow, your teen years
made for a real shindig, Herc.
277
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:04,166
Yeah, there was always
some disaster around the corner.
278
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:07,875
So, this is the real reason
you didn't want me to see this stuff.
279
00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:11,917
Uh-oh. Well, her name was Galatea.
280
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:15,208
Oh, she's beautiful, perfect.
281
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:18,458
Beautiful? Yes. Perfect? No.
282
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:22,625
You see, the Aphrodisia Dancewas coming up
283
00:14:22,709 --> 00:14:24,000
and I--I couldn't get a date.
284
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,166
Then Icarus and I had an idea.
285
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:29,625
Finished.
286
00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:32,458
Hey, you were going for a gorgon?
287
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:35,333
Uh, well, Aphrodite will get the idea.
288
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:38,165
We made a woman out of clayand summoned Aphrodite.
289
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:40,040
♪ Aphrodite ♪
290
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:41,458
So what can I do for you?
291
00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:45,250
Uh, ha ha, could you
bring her to life, please?
292
00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:49,000
I, uh, need a date for the dance.
293
00:14:49,959 --> 00:14:52,417
Ooh. All right, I'm thinking makeover.
294
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:57,542
OK, good. A--A little more curvy?
295
00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:59,792
Uh, OK, that's curvy enough
for you, young man.
296
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,875
That's it. She's perfect.
297
00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:04,083
Oh, thank you, Aphrodite.
298
00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:05,834
Aren't you forgetting something?
299
00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:07,667
[gasps] The corsage!
300
00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:10,000
Hello? Her personality?
301
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,500
Oh, I hadn't thought about that.
302
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:15,166
Uh, just make her, uh, crazy about me.
303
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:18,250
Digging deep, huh?
OK, here's your dream date.
304
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,667
Hercules, meet Galatea.
305
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,166
She's everything you've asked for.
306
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:27,750
Uh, hi.
307
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:29,750
[chuckles] Hi.
308
00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:33,165
[Hercules] She made Galateaexactly what I wanted her to be.
309
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:35,667
Oh, yeah, she's a keeper.
310
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,542
[Hercules]
And that's where it all went wrong.
311
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:41,417
Galatea, let me tell you.
Hercules is so kind and cute.
312
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,917
He's a total doll.
313
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,458
She's already making friends with Helen.
314
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:50,083
Look at Hercules again
and I will rip out your vocal cords.
315
00:15:50,165 --> 00:15:51,542
Okey-dokey.
316
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:54,583
It's an insult to the gods
to award this honor to Jercules.
317
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,542
[screaming]
318
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:59,583
I won't have you talking
to Hercules like that.
319
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,625
Galatea, put Adonis down.
320
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,417
I don't want you to hurt him.
321
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,917
You don't? Well, OK, then.
322
00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:11,542
Oh, I would never, ever
do anything to displease you.
323
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:14,917
Galatea, we've got to talk.
324
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,375
You're a nice girl,
325
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,625
perfect, even, in some ways,
326
00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:21,333
but I don't think this is working out.
327
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,709
Is it me? 'cause I--I can change.
328
00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:25,792
Would you like me taller? Shorter?
329
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:28,250
Something more exotic?
330
00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:31,083
I'm sorry, Galatea, but it's over.
331
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:33,165
It can't be over!
332
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,667
[grunting]
333
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:37,208
No, I won't let you go.
Don't you understand?
334
00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:38,834
I'm crazy about you.
335
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,333
Come with me, if you want to live.
336
00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:53,083
-[door opens]
-[all gasping]
337
00:16:53,165 --> 00:16:55,667
I'm back! Miss me?
338
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:04,750
Hercules, you...me...dance...now.
339
00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:07,916
Sorry, Galatea,
but I'm sitting this one out.
340
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:15,000
[screaming]
341
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:22,625
Please, please, don't panic.
Get out of my way.
342
00:17:25,165 --> 00:17:27,208
Don't play hard-to-get.
343
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,166
[screams]
344
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:31,917
Galatea!
345
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,250
Oh!
346
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:40,750
[Hercules] Fortunately,Aphrodite fixed everything, sort of.
347
00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:42,625
Trouble with the little lady, Hercules?
348
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:46,333
Galatea deserved better.
She deserved to be her own person.
349
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:54,750
Galatea, I'm sorry. May I have this dance?
350
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:58,208
Oh, Hercules, that would be wonderful
351
00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:00,750
if I felt that way about you,
which I don't, and I'm sorry,
352
00:18:00,834 --> 00:18:02,625
but you know what? It's not you, it's me.
353
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:05,709
You made a woman out of clay?
354
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,709
I--I was a teenage boy.
355
00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:09,667
It seemed like a really good idea.
356
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:13,333
[chuckles] But, you know,
as disastrous as that was,
357
00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:16,917
that was nothing
compared to graduation day.
358
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,291
And so as you head out into the world,
359
00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:24,125
your hearts are filled
with dreams and expectations,
360
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:27,250
mostly because you're woefully ignorant
of the dismal job market.
361
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,583
[Hercules] Everyone was gatheredfor the commencement ceremony,
362
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,875
everyone except me.
363
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,083
I'm going to be late for graduation.
364
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:38,959
[screaming]
I'm going to be late for graduation.
365
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:42,500
Oh, man, I can't be late for graduation.
366
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:45,959
But I finally made it just in time.
367
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:50,625
And so your high school education
comes to a glorious conclusion,
368
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:54,959
except for Adonis, who is one credit short
and will have to attend summer school.
369
00:18:55,041 --> 00:18:56,125
[Adonis wails]
370
00:18:56,583 --> 00:19:02,000
I now pronounce you all
Prometheus Academy graduates.
371
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:03,333
-[all cheering]
-Yahoo!
372
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:22,667
Oops.
373
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:27,625
[chuckles] I, uh, bet you don't get
invited back for alumni weekends.
374
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:30,583
See? This is why I didn't want
you to see any of this stuff.
375
00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:33,166
Now you're going to think
of me as that geeky loser.
376
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:36,667
I want you to think of me
as I am now, a hero.
377
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:40,875
Oh, you big lug.
So you went through an awkward phase.
378
00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:43,959
You know what?
It made you the hero you are today.
379
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:49,792
♪ You were awkward in high school ♪
380
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:52,125
♪ A little unsure ♪
381
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:57,709
♪ Had a case of the clumsiesthat needed a cure ♪
382
00:19:57,792 --> 00:20:03,417
♪ But the most precious gemshave their roots in the rough ♪
383
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,709
♪ Just like my hero ♪
384
00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:11,625
♪ The man that I love ♪
385
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:19,417
♪ Made a number of blundersBut haven't we all? ♪
386
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,250
♪ Still you always worked wonders ♪
387
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:25,125
♪ With your back to the wall ♪
388
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:27,750
♪ Though I'm duly impressed ♪
389
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:31,458
♪ With this fisticuff stuff ♪
390
00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:34,458
♪ It's just a small part of ♪
391
00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:39,166
♪ The man that I love ♪
392
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:44,417
♪ There have been hits, a few misses ♪
393
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,250
♪ One or two in-betweens ♪
394
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:50,250
♪ A couple of kisses ♪
395
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:54,166
♪ And some devilish dreams ♪
396
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:57,375
♪ You've fought monstrous battles ♪
397
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,542
♪ Made some narrow escapes ♪
398
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:05,000
♪ But I'm much more in aweof your character traits ♪
399
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:07,917
♪ 'Cause you're gentle and kind ♪
400
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:13,041
♪ And you never give up ♪
401
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,750
♪ This is what makes you ♪
402
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:21,709
♪ The man that I love ♪
403
00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:26,250
♪ I thank Zeus for this gift ♪
404
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:30,166
♪ From Olympus above ♪
405
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:33,083
♪ My number one hero ♪
406
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:39,792
♪ The man that I love ♪
407
00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:46,291
Special delivery.
408
00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:50,166
What's that?
409
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:52,333
Well, when I figured out
what you were up to,
410
00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:56,166
I sent Hermes on
a special mission to retrieve...
411
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,166
your high school yearbook.
412
00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,667
No, you wouldn't.
413
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,125
Aw, come on, Meg.
414
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:04,250
There can't be anything embarrassing
in your past, can there?
415
00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:05,792
Oh, well, lookie here.
416
00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:08,458
Our little Megara was
a... [gasps] A cheerleader!
417
00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:09,583
Give me that.
418
00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:13,250
-Ha! Look at your hair.
-That was the style of the time.
419
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,667
[Hercules] Uh, you were in the Glee Club?
420
00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:22,917
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