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♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ah, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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[Aladin reading]
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[mockingly] I'm a hero in training.
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Brrr!
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Make a left, boom. Hercules cuts me off.
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I fake right, bam! He intercepts.
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What do I gotta do to get
this mutt out of my face?
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[minion] Uh, pardon us, oh, scheming one.
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What?
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We're having some difficulty
with a new arrival.
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He doesn't quite "fit in," shall we say?
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They sent another live one? What?
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[chuckling] No, no. This is different.
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Yeah! Oh! This one gives us the willies!
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Ay! Chicken minions. All right.
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OK, so...
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What's the riff on the stiff?
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[ghostly moaning]
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He was right there!
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Yeah! A real complainer!
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OK. What did he look like?
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Tall, uh, dark, um... W-well-dressed.
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And his beard was so, uh...
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Twisted?
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I'm assuming
that was just a lucky guess, right?
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[clears throat] Behind you.
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Aah! Aah!
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[minions clucking]
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Are you in charge here?
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Hades, lord of the underworld.
How you doing?
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Your host with the ghosts. [laughs]
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Charmed.
You see, there's been a grievous error.
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[clucking] Clerical!
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Oh, of course! I'm sorry!
It's a mistake, of course.
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Tell me a new one. Face it. Come on.
You are, to put it gently, dead.
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OK? Wrong side of the grass.
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Let's start focusing
on the quality-of-the-afterlife thing.
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So why don't you take a dip
in the ol' River Styx here
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-and sayonara, babe. OK?
-This is an outrage.
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I am Jafar, the scourge of Agrabah,
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once the most powerful sorcerer
in the world!
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Good for you, you big scary
boogerhead, you.
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Whoo! Booga, booga, booga! [laughs]
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Get him out of here, will you, boys?
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Right! Come on, troublemaker!
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What is this?
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Trying to overthrow
someone else's kingdom, hmm?
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Yeah, Mount Olympus, actually.
It's, uh, uh... Excuse me.
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I, myself, endeavored
to seize the throne of Agrabah.
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I was even an all-powerful,
immortal genie...
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briefly.
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Something must've gone way wrong,
don't you think, pal?
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An impudent young street rat
named Aladdin interfered
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and unraveled all my carefully laid plans
of deceit and conquest.
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Really? Hmm?
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You don't say?
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Hey, uh, do you like ambrosia?
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So Jercules actually carries the sun
out of here, and Zeus wins again.
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This kid is driving me meshuga.
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This foe actually lifted the sun?
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Yeah, lousy demigod strength, huh?
If he had a brain, then he'd be dangerous.
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[sighing]
Well, after Aladdin and his trickery,
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a muscle-bound ox like Hercules
will be child's play.
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Oh, really?
You care to back that up, you stiff?
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In a heartbeat,
which I don't have insofar as I am dead.
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Of course, you could remedy that.
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Eh, what do I got to lose? OK, my bro!
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You're back with a vengeance!
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Badda-bing!
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Yes. Yes! I am alive again!
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And ready to exact my revenge
upon Aladdin!
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Yah! Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Ah! Hoo hoo! Ha ha ha!
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What is that? A bronchial thing?
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As long as you hold that staff,
you are flesh and blood,
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Emboldened, empowered
with incredible magic... Yada! Yada!
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Yah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Yah! Ha ha ha!
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[singsong voice] Hello. Priorities, babe?
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First, you take care of Jercules,
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then, you're free to skitter off
and have your stinky little revenge.
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You got it?
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Oh, yes. Of course. Forgive my eagerness.
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[chuckling] OK. No problem.
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Now, go, get down, get funky,
get nasty, babe.
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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Not too bad, huh?
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Took 'em all out with hardly a scratch.
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All of them?
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[groans]
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That's what happens when you just
barrel your way through, rookie.
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You got a good head on your shoulders.
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Start using it
or you'll get in real trouble some day.
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[crushing footsteps approaching]
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[screeching]
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[roaring]
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[grunts] OK, Phil. I get the point.
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Don't look at me. I didn't do this.
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[wicked laughter]
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But I did! Allow me to introduce myself.
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I am Jafar, the greatest sorcerer
the world has ever known!
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I'm just getting warmed up.
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Whoa! Ooh!
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Not particularly agile, are you?
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No, but...
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I hang in there!
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Use your noodle, rookie!
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No helping, goatie!
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[muffled grunting]
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[screeches]
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[grunts]
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Stop him, you fools!
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-[roaring]
-[shrieks]
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No!
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[Jafar screaming]
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Heh! All right! How was that, Phil?
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I said, "use your head,"
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not my house!!
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Kid packed some punch, huh?
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I was ill-prepared.
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I never had to worry about
strength like that dealing with mortals.
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Wait a minute. Hold on. "Mortals"?
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This Aladdin yutz you've been going on
and on about is a mere mortal?
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Well...yes. But a very clever one.
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Ooh! A clever mortal!
Mommy, hold my hand! I'm scared!
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Hey, Jafar, babe, face it.
Your boy is strictly amateur hour.
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Insolent cur!
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In battle, Aladdin would shame
and humiliate you!
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OK, number one, this is my home.
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I'm the one that does
the voice raising here, OK?
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And number two, just 'cause it'll be worth
a chuckle or two,
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I'll take on your boy, Aladdin, all right?
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-And what's more, I will beat him.
-Doubtful.
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Oh, yeah. You just keep thinking that, OK?
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In the meantime, Jaffy,
may I call you "Jaffy," babe?
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Let me show you how you're missing
the villain boat here, OK?
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First of all, you the man.
You know what I'm saying?
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A big, bad dude.
You got to use a minion or two.
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I had a minion, a treacherous parrot!
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Not a pet, a minion.
Pain, Panic, come here.
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[both] Coming!
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Nice, huh? Now, I give them some kind
of boilerplate instructions, right?
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Bow before me, spread my evil,
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eliminate Aladdin with extreme prejudice,
blah, blah, blah.
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Got it, boys?
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None shall avert us from your
dark intentions, your salaciousness.
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Oh!
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Not the best examples, but, hey,
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I never get my hands dirty,
and they're housebroken...usually.
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[minions screaming]
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Now, feast your peepers on this.
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-What do they call these again?
-Pants.
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I like! No drafts!
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Oh, forget it. They'll never catch on.
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Now, come on!
We got to find this Aladdin kid!
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Let's see. According to his rap sheet,
Aladdin also answers to...
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"Al."
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He wears a vest, no shirt,
and a rakish fez.
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That's got to be our man!
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[people screaming]
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[shrieking]
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We have you now, Aladdin!
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Huh?
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Well, he matches the description.
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But he doesn't look very heroic.
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Looks can be deceiving.
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I'm Aladdin.
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I think you have our monkey.
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That's Aladdin?
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Hmph. We'll have to update the database.
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[shrieks]
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[Abu crash]
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[groaning]
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Aladdin!
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Thanks, Jasmine.
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This will keep you under wraps.
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-Ow!
-Ow!
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[Aladin] What is this thing?
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I've never seen anything like it.
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What?
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[grunts]
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This time we really got ya!
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OK, OK. You guys win, all right?
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Look, do whatever you want to me,
just don't take what's in my lamp.
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Why? What's in the lamp?
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Must be something très cool!
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Give it! Give it!
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Sorry. Too slow.
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Come here! Come here! Come on!
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Give it!
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Come on!
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Come on, give it! Give it!
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Let go! [grunts]
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Ow! Ow!
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A-ha!
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Now, we'll just see what special goodies
you've got in here.
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[gasps] Stop!
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You have no idea
what's contained within that lamp!
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What do you take us for?
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A couple of rubes
fresh off the olive cart?
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[minions screaming]
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-[both grunt]
-[moaning]
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Well, that was indeed worth a chuckle.
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But I couldn't help but notice
that Aladdin is still alive!
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You win.
The kid is trickier than I thought.
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All right. Let's see.
Where to put the hydra? Hmm.
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That's it?
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Aladdin humiliated you!
Don't you want your revenge?
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Uh, yeah, sure, OK.
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How about I rule the cosmos first?
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And then I'll take it, OK?
Priorities, Jafar, OK?
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Eyes on the prize, babe.
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Bah! The only prize I value
is Aladdin's head.
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But I just can't defeat that boy!
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Hmm.
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Maybe I don't have to defeat him.
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Tell me, Hades,
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What happens when one hero
fights another hero?
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Mayhem, uh, chaos, uh,
collateral damage, nice.
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But, uh, how would that start?
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Well, what if Aladdin and Hercules
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were to have some sort of
terrible misunderstanding
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with the proper motivation?
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Oh, they would fight
until they destroyed each other!
253
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,165
I like it.
254
00:11:56,250 --> 00:12:01,959
Ha ha! Yes! Yes! I shall have my revenge!
[laughs wickedly]
255
00:12:02,041 --> 00:12:03,208
What's with the laughing?
256
00:12:03,291 --> 00:12:04,875
What is that? Who does that help?
257
00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:07,542
Well, it punctuates my evil.
258
00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:08,834
It's a flourish.
259
00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:11,750
[laughs wickedly]
260
00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:14,333
[Hades] You are such a freak.
261
00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:21,500
[chattering]
262
00:12:23,291 --> 00:12:24,792
[screeching]
263
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,458
[chattering] Oh, boy!
264
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,959
[humming]
265
00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:39,458
[Abu shrieks]
266
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:45,250
[whistling]
267
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,333
Whoa! Mama!
268
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:48,917
Banana!
269
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:52,917
Whoa! This is my lucky day!
270
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,000
Oh, man!
271
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:58,583
I am gonna be sitting pretty in bananas!
272
00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,500
Potassium gold, baby!
273
00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:01,667
Aah!
274
00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:08,125
I don't know what your sicko game is,
but I'll tell you what I do know!
275
00:13:08,208 --> 00:13:11,542
My pal, Herc, will not quit until--
276
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:14,291
Whoa! Monkey!
277
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:15,917
Cool!
278
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,667
This is Hercules' best friend?
279
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:23,166
Hey, at least he doesn't spend his days
picking fleas out of his fur.
280
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,875
That's true, as far as you know.
281
00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:27,917
Anyway! Herc will not quit
282
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:32,250
until he's rescued me
from your vile clutches, buddy!
283
00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:33,709
Aladdin too!
284
00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:38,417
Oh, we're counting on your friends
rushing off to the rescue.
285
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,333
Isn't that right, Hades?
286
00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:42,375
[laughs wickedly]
287
00:13:44,165 --> 00:13:47,083
At last! Revenge will be mine!
288
00:13:47,165 --> 00:13:49,583
Look, why don't you just hold
that till we win,
289
00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:53,583
then, you can dance around the end zone
and just whoop it up!
290
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,500
Where could Icarus be? He's never late.
291
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:58,917
"Icarus," did you say, boy?
292
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:03,500
I believe that was the name of the lad
that got kidnapped.
293
00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:04,542
Kidnapped?
294
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:09,041
Yes, whisked away
on a flying carpet to Agrabah.
295
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:12,959
A young rogue named Aladdin did the deed.
296
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:17,291
Well, I don't know who this Aladdin is,
but he picked the wrong guy to kidnap!
297
00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:20,208
Show no mercy, boy!
298
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,959
What is this? A budget cut?
299
00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:25,417
Hey, if you need some petty cash,
just ask, OK?
300
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,750
Give me that!
301
00:14:29,417 --> 00:14:31,667
It's up to your miserable minions now.
302
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:34,792
Hey, trust me. Deceit they can do.
303
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,417
Abu's got to be here somewhere,
but I just don't see him.
304
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,333
Commence operation...
305
00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:44,083
Hero versus hero.
306
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:49,667
Forget ever seeing
your monkey pal again, Aladdin!
307
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:53,542
I, Hercules, the scourge of Athens,
took him!
308
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:54,458
-What?
-[gasps]
309
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:56,875
He's gonna make a nice throw rug!
310
00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:59,000
Ha ha ha ha ha!
311
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,917
I think he went that way!
Carpet, let's move!
312
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,083
How was that?
313
00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:06,083
Oh, man. You nailed that voice.
314
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:07,083
[both laugh]
315
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,208
[whinnying]
316
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,667
We got to find this Aladdin creep.
317
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:14,625
But where do we start? Oh!
318
00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:16,834
Whoa! [neighs]
319
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:17,750
Maybe he'll find us!
320
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:19,917
Hercules!
321
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,709
It takes a lot of nerve
to kidnap someone's best friend!
322
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:25,875
[scoffs] Nobody knows that
better than you, Aladdin!
323
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:28,125
Who-o-a!
324
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,166
[grunts]
325
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:32,625
It's look, then leap. How hard is that?
Look, leap.
326
00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:33,792
-[crashing]
-Ouch.
327
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,709
[crashing continues]
328
00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:38,125
Ugh!
329
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:41,417
I'll say this once. [grunts]
330
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,667
I'm in no mood to play games!
331
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,250
[all] Whoa!
332
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:50,417
He's too strong to fight head-on.
I'll lead him away!
333
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,000
Come on, Hercules! Catch me if you can!
334
00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:58,667
Hey, let me go, I--
I'd like to introduce myself.
335
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,000
Philoctetes, trainer of--
336
00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:02,250
I'm married.
337
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:03,583
Oh, sorry, ma'am.
338
00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:04,792
[whinnys]
339
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,291
[grunts]
340
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,959
That's the guy who took Icarus!
We've got to stop him!
341
00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:12,333
Maybe a run through the city
will wear him down.
342
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:20,417
Let's see how he does
in the ally of a thousand sheets.
343
00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:24,959
Whoa!
344
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:30,083
Ha! I knew that would work!
345
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:32,417
Aw! He walked right into that!
346
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,500
Don't just muscle through, kid!
347
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:38,333
Your noodle! Use your noodle! Oy!
348
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:39,834
[grunts]
349
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:43,417
OK. New plan. Head for that scaffold!
350
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,333
I'm getting so tired of this!
351
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:49,333
Ugh!
352
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:50,542
Uh-oh.
353
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:54,290
Not gonna try that again.
354
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,040
This guy is strong!
355
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,125
Really strong!
356
00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,290
Hey, maybe we could use that.
357
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,416
Ha! Hiding?
358
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:08,083
No. Just waiting for you to catch up.
359
00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:13,333
Ugh. When I get my hands on you!
360
00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:15,709
Ha ha! if you get your hands on me...
361
00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:16,709
Jercules.
362
00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:20,709
You know, everybody thinks they're being
clever when they call me that.
363
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:22,709
But it's not...that...funny!
364
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,458
Maybe, but it so suits you.
365
00:17:25,541 --> 00:17:27,000
-Catch!
-Huh?
366
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:28,416
Oh! [grunting]
367
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,542
I can get you out of this
if you tell me where Abu is.
368
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:37,375
Uh, I-I don't know
what you're talking about!
369
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:40,875
Well, then you think about it
under a ton of rubble. Bye.
370
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:45,041
I don't care about me,
but let my friend, Icarus, go!
371
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,291
Your friend?
372
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:48,917
Uh-oh. I think there's been a big mistake.
373
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:52,583
[gasps] Aladdin!
374
00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:54,000
[neighs]
375
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:56,417
Oh, no.
376
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,208
Herc.
377
00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:01,291
[Jafar and Hades laughing wickedly]
378
00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:08,709
Hey, this is kind of fun. Yeah, I like it.
It's like, uh, it's cleansing.
379
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,750
Aw, kid.
380
00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:16,583
[gasps]
381
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:17,917
[grunting]
382
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:26,208
[coughing] Thanks.
383
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:27,500
Aladdin!
384
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:30,417
Jasmine, I don't think
Hercules kidnapped Abu.
385
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,208
And I'm pretty sure
Aladdin didn't grab Icarus.
386
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:34,208
So...
387
00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:35,709
This was a setup?
388
00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:38,041
But who would want you two to fight?
389
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:40,542
I don't know. Maybe that Jafar guy.
390
00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:41,959
[both] Jafar?
391
00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:45,709
-No! It can't be.
-Jafar is dead.
392
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,333
Well, he sure seemed alive
when he attacked me.
393
00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:50,375
Oh, no! Maybe he hooked up with...
394
00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:52,208
Hades, lord of the dead!
395
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:55,000
Oh, boy. They're your kidnappers.
396
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:57,458
They must've thought
we'd crush each other.
397
00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,792
Let's try this again. I'm Aladdin.
398
00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:02,792
[chuckles] Hey, I'm Hercules.
Good to meet you.
399
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,458
So, where do we find our friends?
400
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,583
They got to be in the underworld.
401
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:10,834
But we go in there,
they'll throw everything they got at us.
402
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,291
It's worth the risk to save Abu. Let's go!
403
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:14,333
Hold on!
404
00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:16,125
I wanna save my buddy, too,
405
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:20,917
But maybe there's a smarter way
than just barreling in.
406
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,375
He can be taught!
407
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:27,458
Oh, monkey! My buddy, Herc, is gone.
408
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:28,917
All is lost!
409
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,291
Hey, what are you doing?
410
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,000
Shh! [chatters]
411
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,625
Oh! Right!
412
00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:36,333
Escape plan! Yes, monkey, yes!
413
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:37,834
I'll keep it on the QT.
414
00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:40,792
Or as you might say, "eek, eek."
415
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,583
Oh, brother!
416
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,583
Than a gorgon hits them from the side,
417
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:46,583
bring in the river guardian
and badda-bing!
418
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:49,458
Olympus is mine! Oh, yes!
419
00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:50,709
Delightful.
420
00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:54,250
And then perhaps we could turn
our attention toward Agrabah.
421
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,959
Small potatoes. What? Agrabah?
422
00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:59,041
What? You want to be a sultan
when you could be a god?
423
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:01,625
Jafar, lord of the dead.
424
00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:03,291
Huh? What do you think? Do you like that?
425
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:06,959
Hmm. Intriguing. May I redecorate?
426
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:09,250
Yeah, sure. What do I care?
Throw up some drapes.
427
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,291
[Pain] Hercules and Aladdin are here!
428
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,125
And they're alive!
429
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:14,291
[both] What?
430
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:20,458
OK. Don't panic.
Heroes burst in all the time down here.
431
00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:24,000
So, hey, why don't you take care of
a little, you know, on-the-job training?
432
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:26,834
-What do you say, OK?
-My pleasure.
433
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:29,208
Hello, Aladdin!
434
00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:33,375
Remember me?
Just another blast from your past!
435
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,208
Oy. Puns.
436
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:37,875
Now here's something
even you can't outwit!
437
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:43,500
And so ends the street rat.
438
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:47,542
Don't think I've forgotten
about you, my friend!
439
00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:49,583
Rocks! Whoa!
440
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:53,375
Your clumsiness
will be your undoing, Hercules.
441
00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:57,166
This nimble scorpion should make my point!
442
00:20:57,959 --> 00:20:59,583
That might work, Jafar...
443
00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,250
if I were Hercules.
444
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,875
But I'm not!
445
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,959
What?
446
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:08,208
And I'm not Aladdin!
447
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:09,458
I'll take that!
448
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:11,709
Herc, care to do the honors?
449
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:12,959
Gladly!
450
00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:16,333
[Jafar] No!
451
00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:19,500
No!! It can't be!
452
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:22,583
No!
453
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,750
Good plan, Herc. Phil will be proud.
454
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:31,500
[sighs] That's just fine, you know?
I mean, I knew that Jafar guy was a jerk!
455
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,500
I mean, what could be more
aggravating than this?
456
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:35,917
[grunting and shrieking]
457
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,959
Take that you underworld boss, huh?
458
00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:40,333
I tell you what, OK?
459
00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:43,041
Drop it right now, and I won't make you...
460
00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:44,458
permanent residents!
461
00:21:44,542 --> 00:21:45,792
[both] OK.
462
00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:48,000
[Icarus] Oh, yes!
463
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:51,750
Me and the monkey
kicked a little underworld tail!
464
00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:52,750
Yes!
465
00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:55,458
♪ Go, monkey! Go, monkey! Go, monkey! ♪
466
00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:59,083
Thanks, a lot, Hercules.
You're gonna be one great hero.
467
00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:02,792
Aw, thanks a lot.
And coming from you, that means a lot.
468
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:05,250
If you're ever in Agrabah, look us up.
469
00:22:07,667 --> 00:22:09,291
Herc, can we get a monkey?
470
00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:10,333
No.
471
00:22:10,417 --> 00:22:12,208
Come on! A monkey?
472
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:13,208
No, Icarus.
473
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,542
What? Are you kidding me?
474
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:15,709
[Icarus groans]
475
00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:19,875
[theme music playing]
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