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♪ Who put the glad in gladiator ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theatre ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ What a guy ♪
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♪ Ask his friends ♪
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♪ Honey they won't lie ♪
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♪ Oh Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ A zero zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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[groans]
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Creamed hummus, hummus tots, and...
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...Hummus Brown Betty. Next.
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[indistinct conversations]
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[bubbling]
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Pardon me. Sorry. Excuse me.
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Ahhh! [sighs]
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That wasn't very...
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nice!
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Oh, real smart, Andromeda.
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Your first day and you dump
hummus on some guy's chiton.
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Andromeda? Wow, that's a great name.
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I-I-I'm Hercules.
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Please t-t-take this seat.
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What about you?
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Oh, I'll just stand here staring --
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I mean, uh...
you know, eating.
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[harp music plays]
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He's coming! He is coming!
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Icarus, this is Andromeda.
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Hi, I'm new --
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like first-day new.
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Uh, yeah. usually, I would be there
for you, but not today.
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Herc, buddy, I have got
big news -- the biggest!
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It doesn't get any huger than this!
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Myklos is coming!
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Myklos!
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Defender of the meek, righter of wrongs,
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punisher of naughtiness.
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He gets very, uh, excited.
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Myklos! He's gonna be at the
Agora tonight!
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One show only!
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I heard of the Agora,
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but I don't even know where it is.
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Oh, I could go with you.
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Yes, that's what I was
hoping you'd say, buddy!
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-Wait, I was talking to...
-You and me!
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Up close and personal
with the mighty Myklos.
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Oh, the greatest hero
the world has ever known!
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I see his tenuous grip on reality
has loosened entirely.
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Cassandra -- Andromeda.
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Hi. I'm new.
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Enjoy it. This place gets old fast.
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Greetings, my little butter squash.
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It might interest you to know
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that my main man Herc
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will be joining me
at the Myklos extravaganza.
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Yes! Finally the lump has found
somebody other than me
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to drag to that stupid convention
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for that stupid Myklos!
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-I'm lost.
-Me too.
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Him three.
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[Hercules]
What's this all about?
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It's about respect. It's about loyalty.
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It's about finding just the
right piece of merchandise
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that says "Myklos rules."
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Myklos is a comic-scroll character?
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Correction -- the comic-scroll character.
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Oh, Goat Boy, did you hear the
forecast for the Myklos convention?
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100% chance of raving fan boys.
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[laughter]
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Shut up! Laugh if you will, Adonis.
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I am proud to be a fan of Myklos!
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I am honored to buy...
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I gotta run to class.
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It was nice meeting you, Hercules.
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Oh, see you around, I-I-I hope.
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I don't wanna go
to a comic-scroll convention.
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Ah, it all becomes clear.
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You're afraid that if you go,
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you'll be laughed at by Fluffy.
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That's not her name.
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No, it's her species.
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Hey, Icarus...
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[together] honesty, bravery,
and fair play.
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I hear convention tickets
are moving faster
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than Myklos' evil twin, Emishu XXIV.
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[laughs]
Wanna get one?
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I need two tickets,
for I shall be accompanied by
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the finest friend ever to walk
Zeus' great earth --
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a man they call Hercules.
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Right? Right, buddy?
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Heh heh.
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Maybe it won't be so embarrassing.
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[together] Honesty, bravery,
and fair play!
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I'm doomed.
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Just tell him you forgot
you already made plans.
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But I-I promised I'd go!
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Besides, I-I haven't made any plans.
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So lie.
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I can't lie. It's wrong.
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Just a little one.
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It won't hurt anything.
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Sorry. Heroes don't lie.
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All right, come on, boys, report time.
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You've been on new-disease duty
for a month already!
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What do you got to show for it?
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I got a rash you would not believe!
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Oh, my goodness, is that so?
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Well, step up and I'll scratch it!
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Uh, uh, I'll --
I'll stick to the ointment.
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Enough chatting, all right? Enough fun.
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Let's seize the disease,
you know what I'm saying?
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For those trendsetters who absolutely
must have the latest in sickness,
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we proudly present the Spring collection.
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My, isn't she fetching?
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You can be, too, if you catch
a case of...the fruzz.
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[coughing]
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A delightful malady
replete with hacking cough
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and a stench that is strangely
attractive to gophers.
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Ahhh! Back off, rodents!
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-Uh-huh.
-Who likes bubbles?
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We like bubbles.
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And that's why --
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-wahhhh-hah!
-I get...the picture!
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I ask for deadly diseases,
what do I get? Fashion victims.
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My legendary patience
is wearing thin, boyos.
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Please, boss, we saved
the best disease for last.
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One last chance.
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Bottom-line it for me. Come on.
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Well, it starts with fever and boils.
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And that's the fun part.
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Within a week, victims will be
looking for a new home!
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Underground!
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It's called...
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Catastrophia!
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[dramatic organ music plays ]
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Catastrophia, huh?
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He came up with the name.
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I wanted to call it
"Hade-verticulitis."
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I like it. I like it.
It's got a little zip.
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It's nice. Saddle up, boys.
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I want this Catastrophia spread
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like hummus on a fresh-baked pita.
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And where shall we put the cure?
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Cure?
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Yeah, um, you remember Zeus' rule --
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every sickness must have a cure.
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What is the point...
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of having a disease...
if there's a cure?
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He didn't say the cure
had to be easy to get.
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Ah, interesting.
So we dump the cure in Nowheresville,
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the letter of the law is obeyed,
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an epidemic rages,
and everybody's happy!
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Well, me -- I'm happy.
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Everybody else is wracked with pain.
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Nice.
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Now, remember -- the disease
you spread all over!
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The cure you put where Apollo
don't shine, literally. Capisce?
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On the case, boss.
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Ahh!
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Ohh!
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Awful! Terrible! Embarrassing!
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If that had been a real giant,
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you'd be wearing your eyeballs
for earrings.
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Oh, sorry, Phil. I can't stop worrying
about this comic-scroll convention.
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How can I tell my best friend that I
don't wanna be seen at it?
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Look, Kid, You can't let every problem
get in the way of your training.
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There are too many.
Look at the news scroll.
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"Catastrophia epidemic strikes Athens."
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Sounds nasty. There's nothing
you can do about it.
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Just like there's nothing you
can do about that convention.
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I could...lie.
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What? One word, kid --
forgetaboutit!
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Why? because heroes
aren't supposed to lie?
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Because they stink at it. Trust me, kid.
Honesty is the best policy.
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And it's hero rule number 189.
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Hey, Phil! How come you're not at the
Athens Amphitheater
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for the big nymph rodeo?
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Yeeee-haaaah!
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I didn't hear anything
about a nymph rodeo.
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I made it up.
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You lied?
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See how easy it is?
You can do it, too...
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after a lesson at Cassandra's
school for shading the truth.
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We'll start easy.
Say your name is Androcles.
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But --
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Practice makes perfect.
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Now, then -- hi, big fella.
What's your name?
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Androcles.
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But my friends call me Herc,
'cause that's my real name...
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not Androcles.
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This is gonna take work.
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[deep voice]
Where did you get the money?
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I work at Speedy Pita.
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So where's your uniform?
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I'm in the plain-clothes division.
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Not bad, mister.
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What did you say your name was?
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Androcles, but my friends call me Herc,
'cause that's my real name.
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[groaning]
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I can't do it. I can't --
I can't lie!
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I'll go to the convention
and Andromeda will see me,
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and she'll laugh all the way
into somebody else's arms.
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Don't worry. I bet she'll like you
just for being you.
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Really? You mean it?
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Yeah. And my name is Androcles.
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Nobody's ever gonna find
that cure out here!
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If they do, they're sure not
gonna get away with it.
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Let's go spread some more disease! Ha!
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I love my work.
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Ohhh!
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Whoa!
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Oww!
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Oww! Ow.
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[indistinct conversations]
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Yes, these are my people, baby! Yes!
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Help the victims of the
Catastrophia epidemic!
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Well, if it isn't the "Geeklos"convention.
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[laughter]
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Belittling the commoner
simply never gets old...
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and I rue the day that it does.
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[gasps]
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Andromeda!
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[gasps]
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We've pretty much seen it all.
Let's go home.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen --
mostly gentlemen --
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the moment you've all been
waiting for is at hand.
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[gasps] This is it.
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Fresh from single-handed defeat
of the evil Senator Warthole,
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the one, the only Myklos the Magnificent!
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Myklos, you rock!
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[shouting and cheering]
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Honesty, bravery, and fair play in Athens!
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I feel a swoon comin' on. Oh.
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And now, for our raffle.
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Which lucky Mykloid will get to
have his picture engraved
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with Myklos himself?
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Ooh! Herc, here's your ticket!
258
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No, thanks, you keep it.
I-I don't want it.
259
00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:22,542
And the winner is...
260
00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:24,750
numeral XVII!
261
00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:26,125
Ohhhh!
262
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:27,542
Ohhhhhh!
263
00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:30,166
You won! You won!
264
00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:31,917
[laughter]
265
00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,165
[distorted] There he is.
266
00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:36,165
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
267
00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:39,000
Ha ha ha ha. Look at him.
268
00:10:39,165 --> 00:10:42,792
Oh, come on, get up there!
269
00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:48,625
[chanting] Heroes never lie!
Heroes never lie!
270
00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:58,165
No-o-o-o!
271
00:10:58,250 --> 00:11:00,083
I can't go up there. I-I'm sick.
272
00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:01,375
Oh, go on.
273
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:04,375
No, really, I-I have, uh...
274
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,583
Catastrophia. Gotta go!
275
00:11:20,041 --> 00:11:21,500
What's with you?
276
00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:23,291
I'm no hero, Phil.
277
00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:24,625
I told a lie.
278
00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:25,792
Whoa!
279
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:28,458
I lied!!
280
00:11:28,542 --> 00:11:31,625
You told Icarus you have Catastrophia?!
281
00:11:31,709 --> 00:11:34,792
Yes, I-I lied. I lied to my best friend.
282
00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:37,583
I-I' scum. I'm -- I'm lower than scum.
283
00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:41,417
I'm the sludge at the bottom
of the River Styx.
284
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,083
Stop me at any time.
285
00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:45,750
Kid, you messed up.
Now do the heroic thing.
286
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:46,959
Tell him the truth.
287
00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:49,834
You're right, Phil.
Of course, it won't be easy.
288
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,290
I'll just think about the best
way to explain it,
289
00:11:52,375 --> 00:11:53,875
-and some day...
-Now.
290
00:11:53,959 --> 00:11:56,417
I'll go tell him now.
291
00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:08,125
Man, I'm getting tired of spreading
this Catastrophia stuff around!
292
00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:11,875
So, why not let these young
food-service workers
293
00:12:11,959 --> 00:12:13,375
do the job for us?
294
00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:16,125
Excellent idea, Mr. Panic.
295
00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:18,041
Good day, fine sir.
296
00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:19,917
We've been sent by corporate
297
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,375
to hand out a new ingredient for the...
298
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,208
[whispering]
Secret sauce.
299
00:12:23,291 --> 00:12:26,792
Yeah, and, uh, to get a wacky meal!
300
00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:28,125
Don't forget my toy.
301
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:31,125
It comes with a toy? Oh, goodie!
302
00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:34,959
Hey, Nero...
where's the fire?
303
00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:38,250
Oh, my darling, my summer bloom.
304
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:41,917
Brace yourself, I have horrible news.
305
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:46,625
Hercules has Catastrophia! A-hoo!
306
00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:49,959
He caught it so suddenly at the
Myklos convention
307
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,959
right when he was about to go onstage
308
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,750
with the defender
of the oppressed himself!
309
00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:56,125
Good for him.
310
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:58,165
Yeah, g-- what?
311
00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,583
Oh, my thorny rose,
312
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:02,709
how can you be so callous?
313
00:13:02,792 --> 00:13:04,333
Herc is our friend.
314
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,750
And that's why I'm going to bring
comfort food to his sickbed.
315
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:10,208
Yes, to lighten his burden,
316
00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:13,417
to ease the pain of his suffering.
317
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:16,583
[Cassandra] Icarus, I see youin the Land of Briarius,
318
00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,083
the hundred-handed giant,
319
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:21,458
grabbing a red-berry bush,
the cure for Catastrophia.
320
00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:22,667
There's a cure?!
321
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:25,709
And I find it?! Oh, yes!
322
00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:29,375
Call me Icarus,
defender of the sickarus!
323
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:33,000
So, where can I find this
Briarius guy, anyway?
324
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,667
Fly past Mount Parnassus,
325
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:37,625
and hang a left into the dark,
Foreboding Valley.
326
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,834
Icarus, this could be dangerous.
327
00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:42,667
Briarius has giant hands --
a hundred of them!
328
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,667
Ah! Oh, my dear,
329
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:47,250
you are sweeter than a fig
smoothie with half the grit,
330
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:50,458
but my best friend is hurtin'
and that's for certain!
331
00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:52,417
Neyyyyy!
332
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,667
-We gotta stop him.
-Wait! Look!
333
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,000
I see Icarus in the Land of Briarius
334
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:59,375
being crushed by a giant hand.
335
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:02,875
Oh, no -- a double vision!
I've gotta find Herc!
336
00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:07,834
♪ Swing low sweet chariot ♪
337
00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:11,083
Ay-yi-yi. What if they gave an afterlife
and nobody came?
338
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:12,750
[bell ringing]
339
00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:16,542
Welcome! Grab a nametag and I'll
show you to your sulfur pit.
340
00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:17,583
Ay, you two.
341
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:19,083
Great news, your crustiness!
342
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:21,041
Nice. Good. First let me ask you
this, however --
343
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:23,583
where is everybody?!!
344
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:26,333
Diseases take time.
But get this --
345
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,583
Hercules has Catastrophia!
346
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,458
-Go on!
-No lie!
347
00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:32,625
And I got a Myklos pop 'n' drop.
348
00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:34,625
No, wait, I can make it work.
349
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:37,750
No, you have to wind it
counterclockwise, like this.
350
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:40,583
[clears throat] Hello!
351
00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:42,250
Hello!
352
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:43,417
No!
353
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,959
So...
354
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,250
we'll be seeing Zeus Junior
real soon, right?
355
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,000
Nothing's gonna come along
and suddenly, oh, I don't know,
356
00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:50,875
make him, uh, better.
357
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:53,125
Right? Right?
358
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:54,709
Well, we overheard a vision
359
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:57,625
that someone was gonna find a cure.
360
00:14:57,709 --> 00:14:58,750
What?!!
361
00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:00,709
But he'll be crushed by Briarius,
362
00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:01,875
the hundred-handed giant.
363
00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:03,834
Look, you little fish heads,
364
00:15:03,917 --> 00:15:05,917
you make sure that cure never
gets to "Jerkules,"
365
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,959
or I've got some nametags
with your names on them!
366
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:12,542
-Owww!
-Owww!
367
00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:13,917
Almost forgot my --
368
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,875
yah!
I'll just get it next time!
369
00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:20,125
-Cassandra.
-Hercules.
370
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,208
I lied to Icarus. I know.
371
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,125
I have to set him straight.
372
00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:25,458
Good luck. He ran off to get
the cure for Catastrophia
373
00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:26,834
from the land of Briarius.
374
00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:28,125
The hundred-handed giant?!
375
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:30,166
Yep. I had a vision
that he'll be crushed.
376
00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:32,834
Oh, this is all my fault!
377
00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:35,040
Well, it's your fault, too,
if you think about it.
378
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:36,458
Thank you, Mr. Honesty.
379
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:38,125
I've got to save him!
380
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:39,959
[screech]
381
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:44,000
Pass Mount Parnassus,
left at the Foreboding Valley.
382
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,625
Right.
383
00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:59,583
Okay, don't mind little old me,
Mr. Scary Giant.
384
00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:02,917
Red-berry bush.
385
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,917
Come on, red berries!
386
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:07,208
Oh, there it is!
387
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,333
Time to pluck and run!
388
00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:11,750
[thud]
389
00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:13,333
One, two, three...
390
00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:16,375
[thudding continues]
391
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,083
Come on, Pegasus, faster!
392
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:19,709
-Hey!
-Ahhhhhhh!
393
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:20,875
Yo, little dude,
394
00:16:20,959 --> 00:16:23,458
you're trespassing on
the home court of Briarius.
395
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,500
-That's me!
-Oh.
396
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:29,583
So...how come they call you
the hundred-handed giant?
397
00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:33,125
Okay! Okay!
398
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,000
Does that answer your question?
399
00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,417
Ha ha ho ho ho.
400
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:39,333
Yes. Enough said.
401
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,667
Hey, what's the deal here?
402
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:47,709
How come you're berry-picking
in my backyard?
403
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,208
Oh, Briarius...
404
00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:52,208
you who are good and kind
405
00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:55,333
and really, really, really big --
406
00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:58,083
the berries will cure a terrible disease
407
00:16:58,165 --> 00:17:00,500
that my best friend has.
408
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,959
So you think you could just
waltz in and take them?
409
00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:06,791
Think again, brother! In my house,
you got to win to take!
410
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:09,000
Okay. Sure. Fair enough.
411
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:11,375
Uh...how would I do that?
412
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,834
Absolutely never ever happen.
413
00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:16,290
Heathens are too weak
to give me a good game.
414
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:19,709
Oh, is that right, Mr. Handyman?!
415
00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:21,875
Well, you wouldn't be saying that
416
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,250
if my friend Hercules were here
417
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:27,290
and not lying prone in his bed of pain.
418
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:29,333
[crying] I'm sorry.
419
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:31,917
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's another thing about humans.
420
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,625
Always got some kind of excuse.
421
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:40,417
[gasps] Oh!
422
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:49,000
Ah-ah-ah-eehh! Ooh!
423
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,166
All righty, now.
424
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,917
Time to show me what you got.
425
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,750
Stop right there, giant!
426
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,250
[Icarus] Herc, buddy!
427
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:59,542
You came all this way to help me,
and in your condition!
428
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:01,792
You get right back into bed, mister!
429
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:03,458
Icarus, we have to talk.
430
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:04,834
I-I feel terrible.
431
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,834
Well, of course. You're sick.
432
00:18:06,917 --> 00:18:08,667
No, no, I'm fine.
433
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:10,291
Confused, disoriented --
434
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:12,542
the fever is making you delirious.
435
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,083
All right, already. Enough talking.
436
00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:16,375
You wanna run with me?
Lace 'em up!
437
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,208
Let them go, Briarius.
438
00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:20,583
The lives of innocent people
depend on getting that cure.
439
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,166
Here's the deal --
440
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,083
You get the bush, you can keep it,
441
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:25,625
and I'll let your friends go, too.
442
00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:26,625
And if I can't?
443
00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:30,041
Hey, you wanna play, you gotta pay.
Let's do it.
444
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,250
Not bad! You've been working out.
445
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:37,542
But what about rules?
446
00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:46,125
That's it! Move it, buddy!
Shake and bake!
447
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,542
[grunting]
448
00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:49,875
Kid came to play,
449
00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:52,625
but can he raise his game
to the next level?
450
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,166
Ahhhhhhh!
451
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,667
Ha ha ha!
452
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:01,542
Nice hang time.
453
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:03,291
[grunting]
454
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:07,083
It would appear Jerkules
is barely hanging on.
455
00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:08,500
Perhaps we could be of some assistance.
456
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,583
Knock it off! Come on!
457
00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:18,834
Hey! I play hard, but I play fair.
458
00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:22,375
Yaaaaaahhhhhh!
459
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,291
[Icarus]
Oh, and it's unbelievable!
460
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:32,542
Did you see that drive?! He got out
of his sickbed to be here today!
461
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:35,083
That's it, baby, go!
462
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,792
Hmm. Playing through the pain.
Gotta respect that.
463
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,583
Yes! Go, Herc! Yeah, baby!
464
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,625
He will not be denied!
465
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:10,959
[gasps]
466
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:14,709
Ahhhhhhh!
467
00:20:14,792 --> 00:20:16,834
[grunts]
Let it go, Briarius!
468
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:19,375
Game's not over until I say so.
469
00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:20,375
That's not fair.
470
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,083
Who's to say what's fair?
471
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:25,291
Well, I can tell you what Myklos
says about fair play!
472
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:29,375
Icarus, I don't think this is
the time to bring that up!
473
00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:31,625
You talkin' about Myklos,
defender of the meek?
474
00:20:31,709 --> 00:20:34,375
Absolutely! Righter of wrongs,
475
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:37,542
[together] Honesty, bravery,
and fair play!
476
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:40,208
Whoa! You're a Mykloid?!
477
00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:42,917
Myklos taught me all I know.
I've got every back issue,
478
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,750
starting with his appearance in
Action League of Macedonia.
479
00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:47,250
Myklos rules!
480
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:50,166
Myklos rocks!
You know, it just so happens
481
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,333
that Herc and I were at the
Myklos convention
482
00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:56,375
when he came down with Catastrophia.
483
00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:59,458
Icarus, that's what I've been
trying to tell you.
484
00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,458
I lied about having Catastrophia.
485
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:03,667
-No!
-[Hercules] I just didn't want Andromeda
486
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:04,917
to see me at the Myklos convention
487
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,291
and think I was a geek.
488
00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:09,834
Well...
so you're not sick?
489
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:11,333
You weren't playing hurt?
490
00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:14,959
You want me to pound him for you?
491
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,667
No, Herc is my bestest bud.
492
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:20,542
Besides, he came clean,
there's nobody braver,
493
00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:22,125
and he always plays fair.
494
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:25,125
Ha! All the makings of a Mykloid.
495
00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:27,792
You got game. The bush is yours.
496
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:29,458
Oh, thanks.
497
00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:31,542
Listen, Icarus,
498
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,625
if there's anything I can do
to make it up to you...
499
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,834
Well, uh, now that you mention it...
500
00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:40,792
Whoa, I still can't believe
that you gave up
501
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,166
your winning raffle ticket!
502
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:45,542
Hey, it's only fair that the
honor goes to a true Mykloid.
503
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:47,208
Hurry up, will ya?
504
00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:54,667
[sniffles]
I'll never forget this moment, Myklos.
505
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:57,041
I'm touched. Just don't hurt me.
506
00:21:57,125 --> 00:22:01,208
Hi. I heard how you got the cure
for Catastrophia.
507
00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:03,709
Maybe we can go out sometime.
508
00:22:03,792 --> 00:22:06,166
Yeah, sure, of course. Anytime.
509
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:07,500
Cute hat.
510
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:09,000
[chuckles] Yeah.
511
00:22:09,542 --> 00:22:11,667
Myklos! Myklos! Myklos! Myklos!
512
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:14,291
-Myklos rules!
-Myklos rocks!
513
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,959
[together] Myklos rocks!
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