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♪ Who put the gladin gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavorHercules ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ What a guy ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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[narrator]Hercules and the falling stars.
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[narrator] From time immemorial,
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humankind has been awedand inspired by the glittering stars.
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The ancient Greeks gazed upona seeming chaos of the night sky
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and saw majestic constellations:
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Scorpio the mighty scorpion,
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Aries the ram, Taurus the bull,Leo the lion,
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and, of course,Orion the great hunter.
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Earth and skywere in cosmic balance...
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until a certain hero-in-trainingcame along.
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Kid, archery is not your strong suit.
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Maybe we ought to skip
to your next lesson.
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No, no. Wait.
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One...last...shot.
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OK, that does it!
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Take as many shots as you want, kid.
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I'm taking cover.
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I can do this.
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[painful whinny]
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Sorry, Pegasus.
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[snorts]
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I hate the bow and arrow.
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Give me a club any day.
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[Scottish accent] Don't even say that!
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Huh? Who-- Where is that--
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You know what I'd give to swap this
bloody club for a bow and arrow?
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Wow! Orion!
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The greatest hunter ever!
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I-I-I'm, like, a huge fan!
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I've been, uh...
admiring your archery technique.
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Oh, uh, yeah... I'm not very good.
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You're terrible!
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I could probably teach you
a trick or two, though.
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Really? That'd be great.
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[sighs] Wouldn't it.
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But I can't.
I've got no arrows up here.
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Greatest archer ever,
and what do I get?
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A club, a shield, and a permanent view
of the Pleiades.
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Not that they're bad-lookin' lassies,
but do you know how long eternity is?
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You can't ever move or come down?
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Not until the heavens are torn apart
and the stars fall from the sky,
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or some such twaddle.
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Hey, if I could get you down,
would you teach me archery?
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Oh, sure thing, laddie, but how?
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[whistles]
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[whinnies]
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Oh, this is great!
Orion's gonna teach me archery.
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I may not be much of an archer,
but I'm strong.
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One torn-apart sky comin' up!
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Arrrgghh!
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Oh, sweet baby Hermes! Freedom!
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Oh, yeah... That feels good!
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Oh. Ho ho ho ho!
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Come on, laddie. Let's go hunting.
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I know a valley on Crete where
you can shoot centaurs six at a time!
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Wh-what about the archery lesson?
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[sighs] All right, lad.
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Ever hear of the... Orion Cluster?
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Ha ha...You're gonna love this, Phil.
Watch.
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Hang on a sec.
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OK, I'm watching.
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The Orion Cluster?
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I haven't seen that since...
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Kid, oh, you can't use that move.
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Why not? I'm hitting the target, right?
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Don't you know?
The Cluster's banned in 12 city-states.
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The only guy who ever used it was...
Orion.
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Where do you think I learned it?
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Phil, meet my archery tutor, Orion.
Orion, Phil.
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Orion? Ah, Phillip!
It's a great pleasure!
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Oh, good thing I came along.
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You were only teaching the wee sprout
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to be a threat to humanity
with this thing.
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No-look... Good!
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Backhand... Perfect!
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Look, kid... I don't want you
learning from this palooka.
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What? Why not?
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Orion Cluster.
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[Phil] He's from a different time, kid--
a brutal time. Like that Orion Cluster--
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It's effective, but it's barbaric.
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So he's a little rough around the edges.
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He's the greatest hunter ever.
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Herc, lad, it's been an Iron Age
since I've been to Athens.
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Show me around a little.
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Let's revel!
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Cool, but I-- I, um,
gotta go to school first.
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School? What in chaos is that?
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Oh, uh, that's where we
learn stuff, study.
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You know, molding young minds
and all that.
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And why, exactly,
would you want a moldy mind?
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[groans]
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...billions upon billions of stars,
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and here, at the very center
of the universe, the Earth.
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But why? Why are we here?
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I'm here to get my chart read!
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Hey, Mr. Ptolemy! Are my eternal
schnookums and I compatible?
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This is astronomy, Icarus,
not astrology.
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Modern astronomy, Icarus,
examines the harmony of the universe,
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what we Greeks call "Cosmos"--
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a place for all things,
and all things--
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[boom]
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[gulp]...in their place.
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All right, then...
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Starry eyes...
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Teach me something
I don't already know.
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Wow. You know, Herc meets
the most interesting people.
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Bah! No wonder your mind's moldy.
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That chart's at least
a millennium out of date.
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Orion!
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Ahem... Hercules, may I see you
after class?
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This is extremely dangerous, Hercules.
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The balance of the Cosmos
is a very fragile thing.
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Oh, don't worry, Mr. Ptolemy.
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-Orion's a nice guy. He'll be fine.
-[moo]
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Come on, laddie! Let's do lunch!
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Eh, heh heh. Why don't we go
to the cafeterium?
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Oh, my lucky stars.
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It's Mutton Tettrazinni day!
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Hey, guys. This is my friend Orion.
You know, the, uh, constellation.
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Ooh! The-- the conste--?
Well, no wonder you're so darn big!
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You know, you are my favorite
heavenly body.
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Uh, present company excepted.
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[growls, kisses]
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Hey, wider orbit, buddy.
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-Hooky-kooky, what's for lunch?
-Try the fruit from the cornucopia.
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It replenishes itself.
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Not bad.
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I'm having a vision.
I see the sky... falling, falling.
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Oh, love it when you do
the "chicken little" thing,
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my little chicken--guhh!
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Wait! You can't go up there!
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...and so I said, "let them eat baklava!"
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Ha ha! You should've seen that
grotesque peasant's face.
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You're hysterical, funny, Adonis!
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Well, what do we have here?
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This balcony's only for important people.
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Oh, and Adonis.
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Hmm. A very large and rather smelly person
on our balcony.
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May I see your royal credentials, please?
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Royal credentials?
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Well, let's see now.
I've got a red carpet here.
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Whoaaaaaaaa!
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I will not tolerate this!
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I am a prince and will be treated
with dignity!
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Ohh! Uhh!
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I dream of embarrassing Adonis like that!
You just...do it.
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No fear. No apologies. No regrets.
That is the creed of the hunter.
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No fear. No apologies. No regrets.
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Oh... he is dreamy.
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So manly.
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And so hairy.
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In a good way. In a good way.
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Ugh, let's get out of here.
I can feel my mind molding.
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Oh, yeah... Ah, ha ha ha!
Yeah, me, too.
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Hey, later, I'll show you the Agoura.
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This is Athens? It's all built up.
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In my day, it was strictly
a one horse-and-chariot town.
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[ding]
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Look out!
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[siren]
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Look, you can't just cross
the street like that.
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We've got traffic laws.
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[siren]
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Hey, you seem to turn up everywhere
that mayhem and disorder abound.
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-You know this creep?
-You can't give him a ticket.
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He's Orion, the world's greatest hunter,
like, ever.
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Sorry. No one's above the law,
not even a constellation.
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Sign here.
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"I hereby promise to appear at
the Temple of Moving Vehicles..."
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Ah, I don't have time for this.
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-Hey!
-Hooky-kooky, I'm starving.
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That fruit went right through me.
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Orion, you can't-- Uh, sorry.
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Wait!
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Constellation on the loose
at Third and Pan-Hellenic Highway!
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Requesting immediate back-up!
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Hi. I'll have the double Colossus
with extra Tahini.
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Orion, look, I don't know what it was like
when you were last on Earth--
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Ah! Meat on a spit! Now we're talkin'!
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Hey! That's my shwarma spit!
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Orion! You can't just take that!
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Why not?
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No fear, no apologies, no regrets.
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Aah! The sky is falling!
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No!
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The Cosmos! Ruined!
And it's all your fault!
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I am so sorry.
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Hey! No apologies, remember?
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We'll just hunt those
little beasties down.
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Hunt? Them?!
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No fear. Come on! Ha ha ha ha!
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Fear's not the problem.
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It's the no regrets part
that I'm a little worried about.
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[narrator] but while our hunters hunted,
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the Goddess of the Wildsmade a big discovery.
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[sighs] Well, what do ya think, gang?
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I know. Ain't exactly hospitable, is it?
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But it's got potential.
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A nice high canopy there,
maybe a floor of pine needles here.
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And plenty of hollow tree trunks for you!
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Yep, it'll be cozy enough by the time
ol' Artemis is done with it.
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Well, might as well get manifestin'.
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Well, I'll be. That is one big dipper.
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Make that the Big Dipper.
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Only one person coulda done this.
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My good ol' buddy Orion, my darlin's.
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The swamp redecorating's
gonna have to wait!
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Leo went this way,
and Scorpio went towards Sparta.
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Wow! You're good!
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They don't call me the great hunter
for nothing, laddie!
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I've been wanting to track these babies
for a long time.
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Come on! I'll show you
how to bag a giant scorpion!
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Awesome!
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Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
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Hut! Hut! Hut--
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Yeow! Hut! Hut!
Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
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[screaming]
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Oh, my gosh! OK! Now, let's see.
Uh, hero rule number eight--
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Um, assess the environs
before initiating action.
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There's only one rule in my book, laddie--
Take the problem by the tail.
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Hah! One down, three to go.
250
00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:43,792
Uh, I know that property damage happens,
you know, when you're a hero,
251
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,667
but we just destroyed
their whole city-state.
252
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,500
Ah, they can rebuild.
253
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:49,583
Trust me. They're grateful.
254
00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:53,125
[narrator] And so it was thatOrion and Hercules ravaged--
255
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:58,417
Uh, rescued the other city-states,beginning with Corinth.
256
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,792
[screaming]
257
00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:05,166
Why don't you take this one, chicky-chops?
258
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:08,208
Remember--take the problem by the tail.
259
00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:10,083
[screaming]
260
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:15,041
Or in this case, take the bull...
by the horns!
261
00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:17,875
Heh. Hyah! Hah! Yee-hoo!
262
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:20,166
[grunting]
263
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,291
They'll...rebuild?
264
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,917
Ah! Now you're gettin' it, laddie.
265
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:37,583
[narrator] Hercules' bloody reignof rescue continued in Thessaly...
266
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:41,917
and finally...the Techno-Greeks of Abacus Valley...
267
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,040
-[baa baa]
-...found themselves with a rare problem.
268
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:45,792
Too much ram.
269
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,542
Ahhh! Brilliant.
270
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:58,500
World saved and still time to catch
happy hour at that Gyro World Place.
271
00:14:58,583 --> 00:14:59,458
[horse nickers]
272
00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:00,792
[police siren blares]
273
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:03,041
Maybe we ought to try Speedy Pita.
274
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,625
Here, laddie. I got something for ya.
275
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,750
That wee dress you're wearing
doesn't suit hunters like us.
276
00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:15,583
Whoa! A lion skin? Cool! Thanks.
277
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:20,041
Here's to the life of the hunter--
No fear, no apologies...
278
00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:22,667
[both] And no regrets!
279
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:27,709
[crowd, chanting]
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
280
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:37,250
Anybody in here seen these two?
281
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,875
[all gasping and murmuring]
282
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,750
Uh, hi, Phil. What's, uh, up?
283
00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:46,250
Is this what you're learnin'
from this big lummox?!
284
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:48,000
Hey, we vanquished the monsters.
285
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:50,583
You trashed four city-states
in three hours.
286
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,083
You think that's heroic?
287
00:15:52,165 --> 00:15:55,750
Well, yeah--I mean, we got the job done.
288
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:59,542
That's all that matters, right, Orion,
huh? I mean, come on, back me up here.
289
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,959
[Orion] Ya got that right, laddie.
290
00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:05,834
Those wee beasties won't be
darkening our doors again.
291
00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:10,667
[Hercules] OK, so we caused
some minor structural damage.
292
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:13,667
[roaring]
293
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,250
-Whaa?!
-Ooh! [gasps]
294
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:16,834
-Aaah!
-Aaah!
295
00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:19,333
[Hercules] The important thing is,
Athens is safe.
296
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,458
[growling and snarling]
297
00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:34,750
Ahh! You got it, laddie.
No fear, no apologies, no regrets.
298
00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:37,917
That's the way a real man gets respect.
299
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,709
There you are!
300
00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:44,417
You owe me 750 drachma
for a shwarma spit, you ruffian!
301
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,792
Plus damages.
302
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:48,875
All right. Either you deal
with this jaywalking rap,
303
00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:52,250
or I charge you with felony
disturbing the Cosmos.
304
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:54,500
[all] You leveled our Sparta!
305
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:59,250
-And our Corinth!
-And our Thessaly!
306
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,417
Thessaly was nearly leveled already.
307
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,458
We were hunting monsters.
308
00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:05,959
Your city-states just sort of
got in the way.
309
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,290
[booing]
310
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:09,290
So this is respect. Who knew?
311
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:12,083
But you can all rebuild!
312
00:17:13,959 --> 00:17:16,416
[gasps] Does your chart show anything
about invading monsters?
313
00:17:17,165 --> 00:17:18,959
No! There are no monsters.
314
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,416
Haven't you heard what Herc's been saying?
315
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,666
Th-the monsters are vanquished,
a-a-and Athens is safe!
316
00:17:24,541 --> 00:17:25,583
[crashing]
317
00:17:25,666 --> 00:17:26,583
And sound?
318
00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:29,875
[screaming]
319
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:33,917
[Hercules] Oh, no! What do we do?
320
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,208
This is a job for the Orion Cluster.
321
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:42,667
Orion!
322
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,667
Lay down your weapon!
323
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:49,625
Artemis. Of all the seedy falafel joints
in all the ancient world,
324
00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:52,583
you have to manifest in this one.
325
00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:54,417
Spare me, darlin'.
326
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:58,875
Well, well, if it isn't Hercules.
327
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:01,875
Oh, uh, hi--heh-- o mighty Artemis.
328
00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:03,166
Tsk tsk tsk.
329
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:07,875
Leave it to a demigod
to tear the sky apart.
330
00:18:07,959 --> 00:18:11,542
You have unleashed an extremely dangerous
mess o' stars, young man.
331
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:14,333
Oh. Heh. Orion will take care of 'em.
332
00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:16,417
Honey, I'm not worried
about those critters.
333
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,375
You unleashed 'em,
I reckon you can put 'em back.
334
00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:22,792
It's my huntaholic ex-boyfriend here
who's the problem.
335
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:25,667
[Hercules] Huh?!
You two... know each other?
336
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:29,083
Oh, we were an item way back.
We were young.
337
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:31,041
Biggest mistake I ever made.
338
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:33,041
[screaming]
339
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:35,041
[snarling]
340
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:37,125
He nearly killed off
every critter on Earth
341
00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:39,417
with that Orion Cluster of his.
342
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,375
Zeus wanted to smite him,
but I saved his hide.
343
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:45,458
Got him a nice cushy gig in the heavens.
344
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,417
But the deal was you had to stay there!
345
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,834
I was bored!
346
00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:52,917
Being a constellation's an honor,
you stubborn ol' coot!
347
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:58,375
Honor?! Rats! You always thought
you knew what was best for me! Well--
348
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:01,458
I hate to interrupt the little
romp down memory lane,
349
00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:05,083
but does anybody plan on saving
our city-state here?!
350
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:06,417
[bellowing]
351
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,792
[screaming]
352
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,417
That's what demigods are for.
353
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,875
Hercules, you better shake your tail,
darlin'.
354
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:13,875
Oh, right!
355
00:19:13,959 --> 00:19:16,000
Use the Cluster, laddie.
356
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:21,250
Tonight's new moon brings conflicts.
Aries gives you a needed boost.
357
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:22,583
Huh?
358
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:25,583
That was needed?
359
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:27,709
Oh! Unh! Ah!
360
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,375
Grab the problem by the tail.
361
00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:32,667
Aah! Ooh!
362
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:38,959
Financial affairs take a turn
for the worse.
363
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,291
[growling and snarling]
364
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:43,125
-Retreat, kid!
-Tuesday brings romance!
365
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:45,083
Use the cluster!
366
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:47,291
Just be yourself!
367
00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:49,458
Be myself.
368
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:50,458
Whoa!
369
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,291
No!
370
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:56,417
Don't worry!
371
00:19:56,500 --> 00:20:01,333
I'm using the barbaric Orion Cluster,
but in a modern, Hercules kinda way!
372
00:20:05,709 --> 00:20:10,417
-Atta way, kid! Atta way!
-Now, that's the Hercules I know.
373
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,291
And to think he should have
stayed in bed today.
374
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,083
[nervous bleat]
375
00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:36,208
OK, lover boy, you're goin'
right back where you belong.
376
00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:41,041
Right ascension 55 hours, five minutes.
Declination 8 degrees north.
377
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:45,875
-Hey! What about our city-states?!
-Ah, what about 'em? Rebuild.
378
00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:51,208
Aaah! Do the words personal responsibility
mean anything at all to you?
379
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:55,458
You're gonna rebuild, or I'll put you
back in the sky so far south,
380
00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:59,291
your famous belt will freeze
to your dang bellybutton!
381
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:00,750
OK, OK!
382
00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:04,166
[Hercules] I did my share of the damage.
I'll help you out.
383
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,834
[groaning]
384
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,250
I foresee a touching moment coming.
385
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,625
Tell me when it's over.
386
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,208
I'm sorry Artemis won't let you stay.
387
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:39,000
Ah, I'm ready to go back.
Earth isn't as much fun as it used to be.
388
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:41,959
Everyone's just too nice
to each other nowadays.
389
00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:46,166
-Here's your lion skin back.
-Keep it, laddie. It's you.
390
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:47,375
Aw, thanks!
391
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,291
You'll make a great hero, lad.
392
00:21:49,834 --> 00:21:54,125
Who knows? Maybe someday
you'll get to be a constellation.
393
00:21:56,458 --> 00:21:57,875
Hello, ladies.
394
00:21:57,959 --> 00:21:59,583
[giggling]
395
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:01,750
Well, actually, Herc,
there is available space
396
00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:04,083
between Ophiuchus and the Corona Borealis.
397
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:06,542
Well! I mean, woof!
398
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:10,041
This says you will go on a long,
long trip far, far away.
399
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:12,625
Yes, sir! To the stars, baby!
400
00:22:12,709 --> 00:22:15,625
Me and you! I fly, you ride!
401
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,583
Come on! What do ya say?
402
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:25,083
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