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♪ Who put the "glad" in Gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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[Bob reading]
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Yo, Herc, correct me if I'm wrong,
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but aren't you supposed
to be running leagues?
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Yeah, Phil, I will. [sighs] Maybe later.
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Try to contain your enthusiasm, rookie.
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[Hercules] What's the point, Phil?
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I've trained and trained and trained,
and I'm still not a hero.
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[grunts]
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Kid, you're not building Rome in a day!
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[grunts]
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Oy, can a guy get a lift here?
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[bird chirping]
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[whinnies, snorts]
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Listen, Herc, the hero race
isn't a sprint.
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It's a marathon.
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That's hero rule number--
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Aah! Phil, if I hear one more hero rule,
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my head is gonna split.
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Whoa! Jump back!
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I'm sorry. I just--
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How long is this gonna take?
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I'm sensing a certain
lack of perseverance here.
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Stick-to-itiveness, if you will.
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[sighs] Maybe.
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Well, then,
there's someone you need to meet.
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[Hercules] Jason? The Jason?
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As in-- As in Jason and the Argonauts?
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One and the same. [chuckles]
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Good to meet you, Hercules.
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Oh, wow! It's a real honor, sir.
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Oh, hey. [chuckles]
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Your student has a real iron grip, Phil.
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He'll make a fine hero someday.
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Yeah, that's why we're here.
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Someday isn't soon enough for somebody.
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Ah, perseverance issues.
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Nobody knows more about
staying on course than you.
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So... [chuckles]
The lad needs a pep talk.
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Hercules, what do you know
of the golden fleece?
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Isn't it just a myth?
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A myth? A myth? No!
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It is a dream, son, my dream.
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Listen...
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Many years ago,
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there was a golden ram
by the name "Chrysomalas."
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Ah, the Gods blessedthis little fellow with magic.
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And when his owner sheared Chrysomalas,
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he found his golden fleecewas magical as well.
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Some say the fleece couldspan the widest chasm.
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Others say it could makea flower bloom in the desert.
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I've even heard it could makean old man's hair
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as black as pitch.
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[Hercules] Wow! Can the golden fleece
really do all that?
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The legend alone is enough
to stoke a man's fire.
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And that's what's kept me
and my argonauts searching
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for some 30 years now.
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Thirty years?
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And you haven't given up?
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The word is perseverance.
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Captain! It's Lynceus,
your favorite rigger,
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capable of doing many other tasks.
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Boreas is blowing!
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Ah, the north wind stirs from his slumber.
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Time to shove off!
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Come.
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My crew has, uh, thinned out,
and I'm a few hands short.
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You're a sturdy lad.
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Would you like to join us for a while?
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Journey with Jason and the Argonauts?
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Uh, yeah!
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Uh, hate to drop your anchor, kid,
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but, uh, what about your classes?
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Oh, this leg of the quest is short.
I'll have him back by Monday.
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Phil! Phil, come on!
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Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil!
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Well... all right.
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Bon voyage.
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Oh, thanks, Phil.
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Whoa!
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Aaah!
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Whoa!
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[muttering]
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[Jason chuckles]
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Look at that! Our new Argonaut
can't wait to shove off.
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Argonaut?
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Jason called me an Argonaut.
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That is so cool!
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Come, boy. Meet the crew...
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Such as it is these days.
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Lynceus.
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That's me. Gangway.
Promotion time. Coming, sir!
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Lynceus is our rigger.
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Welcome aboard, Hercules.
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You'll be serving under the finest captain
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to ever sail the Aegean.
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Oh, now, now, you exaggerate.
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No, no, sir, you're too modest.
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That's the prob--
Is this the sign of a great man?
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He refuses to even--
Day in and day out, Hercules,
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I thank Zeus I serve under
Captain Jason here,
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-and I don't care who knows it, sir.
-[Jason] Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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And this is Bootes, our beekeeper.
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Oh! Uh... a beekeeper?
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Um, you guys are on a ship.
Why do you need bees?
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How else would we get the honey?
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Hercules...
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The beekeeper is the most
important person on the ship.
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Huh! Yeah!
Sorry, I--I didn't realize.
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Oh, yes.
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The coming years will change
the art of sailing in many ways,
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but, trust me,
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sailing ships will always
need a beekeeper.
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I have job security.
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And finally-- Our helmsman-- Typhes.
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Watch this.
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-Typhes is from Corinth.
-Uh, Corinth is more that way... sir.
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Uncanny sense of direction.
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Sir, I'm kind of busy doing
helmsman stuff,
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so... if you don't mind.
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Right, right, right, of course, of course.
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Lynceus, take young Hercules in tow.
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Make a real Argonaut out of him.
[chuckles]
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Aye, aye, sir. Here I am,
promptly as always.
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I'll make sure everything runs smoothly
up here. No worries.
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Not to worry. Old lynceus will show
this kid the loyal Argonaut way.
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Ha ha! Hey, thanks.
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Well, I can't wait to get started.
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[unenthused] Whoopee for you.
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Ha ha! This bonehead actually
wants to be an Argonaut.
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[scoffs] That makes one of us.
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What are you guys talking about?
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You've been argonauts for years.
How could you not love it?
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That question answers itself.
The years, kid, the years.
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And the mileage.
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Look, Dr. Enthusiasm,
the only reason we're still here
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is that we were the only ones
dumb enough to sign long-term contracts.
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We thought we'd save 10%
by not having our lawyers look them over.
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You paid ten?
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So 30 years later, we're still
on this wild-goose chase.
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Oh, I get it. This is like some
Argo tradition, right?
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Make fun of the new guy, huh?
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No! But that's a good idea.
We should make fun of the new guy.
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Hey, the quest for the golden fleece
is no wild-goose chase!
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Wake up, kid. There is no golden fleece.
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The point is,
if there were a golden fleece,
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we would have found it by now.
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Found steel wool once.
Worked magic on pots and pans.
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But that wasn't good enough
for Jason the argo-nut.
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So you don't like being an Argonaut,
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you don't believe in the golden fleece,
and you think Jason is crazy?
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[sighs]
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I should have stayed home.
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Good! Now, that's the Argonaut spirit.
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He's a fast learner.
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Well, you guys can believe
in what you want,
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but I've get faith in Jason.
Sure, he's a little... odd.
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But he's got a dream
that he won't give up on...
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no matter what.
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And if that's crazy,
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then we should all be so... crazy.
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[Jason] Brainstorm!
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I'm sitting down there,
and a little voice says to me,
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"Hercules takes the helm through
the simple gades."
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And I say, "All in favor say 'Aye.'"
Then I say, "Aye."
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And the motion passed
unanimously. [chuckles]
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The simple gades?
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Um, the simple what?
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[Jason] The simple gades.
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Hercules, take us in.
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Um, Captain, I don't think
that's a very-- very good idea. Really.
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He's inexperienced!
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He'll get us all killed--
Unless you like that, sir!
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Gentlemen, your opinions have been noted,
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but I have faith in the lad.
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Hold on to your honey.
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Steady, lad, steady now.
What's your order?
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Oh, uh... [nervous chuckle]
Full sail?
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You heard him, men!
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[Typhes]
The most treacherous pass in the Aegean,
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and he's letting the new kid
take the helm? It's madness!
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What about me?
I sucked up to him for years,
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and I never got to take the helm.
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[crash]
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[grunting]
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[crash]
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[grunting]
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Excellent work, lad.
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Right port, son.
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No! Half sail, half sail, half sail!
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[Jason] Corner!
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Aye, aye, sir.
[grunts]
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[crash]
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Was that too hard, maybe?
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The whirlpool--
And we have no way to steer.
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We're doomed!
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Good stern, oh, yes.
But three things to remember--
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Practice, practice, practice.
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Hang on, men. Hang on!
We'll ride it out.
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[all scream]
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[groans] Abandon ship!
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Look, uh, I have a confession to make.
I am not your queen.
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[grunting]
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Oh, gosh.
Ah, this-- Oh, thanks very much.
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Ah! Let go, you rube!
I don't want any of your help.
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Good call, huh?
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Let a kid who's been
in the business 40 minutes
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take the helm.
Visionary leadership strikes again.
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Nice going. Thanks to you two,
we're stranded here forever.
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[rock music plays]
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♪ Welcome to the paradise ♪
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♪ Relax and stay a while ♪
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♪ How about some mango juice? ♪
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♪ We shake it up in style ♪
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♪ Bask in our balmy breeze ♪
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♪ Beneath the palmy trees ♪
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♪ Enjoy the spice of life ♪
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♪ Welcome to paradise ♪
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Nice going.
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Thanks to you two,
we're stranded here forever.
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Oh, yes.
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You must stay with us forever
in our island paradise.
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On this island, sailors are kings.
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Sweetheart, I'm sure you're
as excited as we are,
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but you have to understand--
We're kings?
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Did you say "kings"?
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You treat sail-- We're sailors--
We treat like kings?
255
00:11:44,417 --> 00:11:47,375
Sailors to kings. Now, finally,
some career advancement.
256
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:51,125
Ladies, oh, ladies,
this is a very kind offer,
257
00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:54,500
but if you could allow me just a moment
to address my crew.
258
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:55,917
Why, of course.
259
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,458
Whatever you say, Captain.
We'll miss you.
260
00:11:59,542 --> 00:12:01,166
[Jason] Well, men, it's obvious
what's going on here.
261
00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:04,041
These nymphs are trying
to keep us from our quest.
262
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:06,041
No, that's just a bonus.
263
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:08,083
Well, we're not going to let them.
264
00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:10,917
We must find the golden fleece.
265
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,959
Uh, no disrespect intended, Captain.
Well, not much--
266
00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:17,083
But we are shipless.
267
00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,250
Not for long. Hercules!
268
00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:20,709
Aye, Captain.
269
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,875
You were... saying?
270
00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:38,125
OK, fine, look,
271
00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:41,250
the ship was just an excuse to
spare your feelings, Captain.
272
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,542
OK?
273
00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:44,125
Out of the way. Make a hole. Make it wide.
274
00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:47,834
Captain, I've been waiting
years to tell you this--
275
00:12:47,917 --> 00:12:50,834
Typhes and Bootes couldn't care less
about the golden fleece.
276
00:12:50,917 --> 00:12:54,625
Gave it a shot, a 30-year shot.
277
00:12:54,709 --> 00:12:56,290
Enough is enough.
278
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:59,709
You... want to quit the quest?
279
00:12:59,792 --> 00:13:01,542
-Uh-huh.
-Yep, pretty much.
280
00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:03,625
That would not be an unfair statement.
281
00:13:03,709 --> 00:13:06,709
OK, then, you gentlemen have a choice.
282
00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:10,125
Do you become the lazy kings
of a beautiful island paradise,
283
00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:12,291
wanting for nothing ever again,
284
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:16,750
or... do you hang in there
and continue the grandest endeavor
285
00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:18,583
humankind has ever launched?
286
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:22,291
What say you, my good and noble Argonauts?
287
00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:30,792
Look out, ladies, the kings
are ready to par-tay!
288
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:32,250
[chuckles]
289
00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:35,500
So, uh, what now?
290
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:36,500
So what now?
291
00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:40,083
Now we caulk the hole, splint the mast,
restore the Argo to glory.
292
00:13:40,165 --> 00:13:44,165
Come, Hercules. Surely there are
some raw materials here.
293
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:49,125
Keep a weather eye out for a certain plant
that has a marvelously gummy sap.
294
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,667
Oh! Ah! Hey, what was that about?
295
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:53,667
Shhh!
296
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,417
There's something wrong here.
297
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,333
What do you mean?
298
00:13:57,417 --> 00:14:01,500
Those nymphs have clearly cast
a spell on the Argonauts.
299
00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,792
Uh, are you sure?
300
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:09,583
I mean, maybe they really just don't care
about the golden fleece.
301
00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:10,750
No!
302
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,458
These men are professionals.
303
00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:14,208
Those nymphs are up to something.
304
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:17,959
We need a higher vantage point.
305
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,750
Just like I thought.
306
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:21,041
A gaggenus!
307
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,250
[stammers] A what?
308
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:24,000
A gaggenus! Oh!
309
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,834
They often work with sea nymphs.
310
00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:28,333
The nymphs provide them
with sailors to eat.
311
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:31,792
[groans] Feed.
312
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,625
Yeah, we're working on that, gaggy.
313
00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:36,625
These argonauts will be yours
to munch on very soon.
314
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,709
Well, what do the nymphs get out of this?
315
00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:41,165
Not eaten. It's a good incentive plan.
316
00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:43,500
Oh, man, this is all my fault.
317
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:47,250
If I hadn't blown it at the simple gades,
we wouldn't be in this mess.
318
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:48,165
[Jason] Nonsense.
319
00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:50,583
The simple gades
was a learning experience,
320
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:51,750
and you're the better for it.
321
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,542
Hercules, if you are to persevere,
322
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:57,583
you mustn't take every little
setback like it's the last.
323
00:14:57,667 --> 00:15:00,917
This is a little setback?
What's a big setback?
324
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,375
Well, fire-breathing bulls
were no walk in the park.
325
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:05,083
But we pulled through.
326
00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:07,959
Yeah. Yeah. OK.
327
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,709
I guess we better warn the crew, huh?
328
00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:10,625
[Jason] Right.
329
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:11,667
[gasps]
330
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:12,959
Aaah!
331
00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:15,709
-Huh?
-[gasps] What the--
332
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:16,834
It's the other sailors!
333
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,208
Oh, boy!
334
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:19,709
Feed!
335
00:15:19,792 --> 00:15:21,125
Oops.
336
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,250
On the other hand,
that was just plain clumsy.
337
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,667
Nothing to learn there.
338
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:28,083
Feed!
339
00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:29,583
Whoa!
340
00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:30,959
[growls]
341
00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:32,290
[Jason] This way!
342
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,834
[growls]
343
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:36,750
Follow me.
344
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:38,959
It's dark. I can't see.
345
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:40,917
[screaming]
346
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,165
Whoa!
347
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,542
Oh. Aah.
348
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,125
Feed?
349
00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:47,625
Oh, stop whining.
350
00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:49,542
You still have those argonauts to eat.
351
00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:51,625
Oh, boy!
352
00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:53,208
Feed!
353
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:55,542
Me feed!
354
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:58,709
Me feed lots and lots!
355
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:05,333
-Hey, sailors.
-Time for your king feast.
356
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:08,041
Darling, you're very sweet,
but I tell you what--
357
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:10,291
How about if I tell you
when it's time for the feast?
358
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,667
I've got a mud bath and a nap set up. OK?
359
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:15,041
I'll be right back. I need to exfoliate.
360
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:17,041
[Typhes] Oh, yeah, that's nice.
It tickles a little bit,
361
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,834
but work on the big toe
for a little while.
362
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:22,709
Whatever you gentlemen need
to stay... tender.
363
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,333
[Jason] How are you, son?
364
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:26,875
You took the brunt of the fall.
365
00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:29,750
I'm OK.
[coughs] I guess.
366
00:16:29,834 --> 00:16:31,667
[Jason] Well, let's see.
367
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,542
We're trapped, the ship is wrecked,
368
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,542
and the crew is in imminent danger.
369
00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:38,750
[chuckles] I love a challenge.
370
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,542
Challenge?
371
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:44,208
You don't get it!
We've lost! We're beaten!
372
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:46,583
No, lad. We're only beaten if we give up.
373
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:48,417
Sure. Right. Whatever.
374
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,458
No wonder your crew thinks you're crazy.
375
00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:55,417
So, the crew's cynicism
has spread to you, too,
376
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,250
eh, Hercules?
377
00:16:57,834 --> 00:16:59,500
Surprised? Don't be.
378
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:03,291
I've overheard their jeers,
glimpsed their rude hand gestures.
379
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,709
You knew? Why didn't you say something?
380
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,125
Order them to stop.
381
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:11,375
You can order a man to sail
to port or starboard,
382
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,875
but you can't order him to believe.
383
00:17:13,959 --> 00:17:16,791
See, the Argonauts haven't
lost faith in me.
384
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:19,500
They've lost faith in themselves.
385
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:20,959
And so have you, lad.
386
00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:29,959
What is this?
387
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:33,542
[gasps] The mark of the golden fleece.
388
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:35,959
A little help here!
389
00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:37,834
[groans]
390
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:42,125
See, Hercules,
defeat doesn't finish a man.
391
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,083
Quitting does.
392
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:44,125
Come, boy.
393
00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:47,583
If anything can save the Argonauts---
[chuckles]
394
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,917
It's the golden fleece.
395
00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:53,875
[chuckles] Can we look yet?
396
00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:56,792
No, no, no. Keep your eyes closed.
397
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,834
-No looky-lous.
-OK.
398
00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:02,792
[growling]
399
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,625
I'd hate to be around for the rainy season
'cause it is humid here.
400
00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:09,250
Do you feel it? It's dampness.
401
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,625
Yeah, what's going on?
402
00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:12,417
I thought the steam bath
was later tonight.
403
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,542
Uh, can we look yet?
404
00:18:14,709 --> 00:18:17,750
Sure. Welcome to the feast.
405
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,750
[screams]
406
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:24,083
Me feed now!
407
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:30,291
[Jason] The golden fleece.
408
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:33,709
It is real.
409
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,917
After all these years.
410
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:41,250
[chuckles]
How's my hair? Black as pitch?
411
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,208
Uh, no. Sorry.
412
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:47,000
Well, I hear some fellow Grecians
are working on a formula for that anyway.
413
00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:52,542
Huh.
414
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:53,875
Where are the flowers?
415
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:56,583
Um, maybe they're late bloomers?
416
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:01,834
This isn't going to span
any chasm, either.
417
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,417
It gives off a nice glow.
That's something.
418
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:08,667
Oh, sure, if you haven't been
looking for it for 30 years.
419
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:12,375
Oh, you watch the years fly by and think--
420
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:14,542
[Hercules] The fleece-- It flies!
421
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:18,583
It flies! This is a true wonder.
It's a marvel. It's a marvel!
422
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,792
Have you ever seen the likes of this?
423
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:26,208
Well... actually, I have this
flying horse Pegasus, but, uh--
424
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:27,417
Flying horse, you say?
425
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,291
Uh, and then there's my friend Icarus.
426
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,417
He has, uh, wax wings.
427
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,750
So you're saying
this is no big deal really?
428
00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:39,667
No, no, no, no, not at all.
No. Icarus crashes all the time.
429
00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:41,959
Hardly worth 30 years, though.
430
00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:45,208
Hey, the fleece's powers don't matter.
431
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:47,041
What matters is you stuck to it.
432
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:48,709
You persevered.
433
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,834
[chuckles]
434
00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:54,709
Couldn't have put it better myself.
435
00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:56,917
Come on! Let's haul wool.
436
00:19:57,583 --> 00:20:00,709
Aaah! No, no! No, not me!
437
00:20:00,792 --> 00:20:01,875
Mostly gristle!
438
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,834
Yee-haw!
439
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,709
All hands, brace for impact.
440
00:20:12,041 --> 00:20:13,375
[groaning]
441
00:20:13,542 --> 00:20:14,625
Oh ho.
442
00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:15,875
Jason!
443
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,583
[grunts]
444
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,458
[growling]
445
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:20,542
Huh?
446
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:21,750
[groans]
447
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:24,917
Go ahead, gaggy.
This one looks yummy.
448
00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:26,375
[roars]
449
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:28,041
[Jason] Ha!
450
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:30,125
[growls]
451
00:20:35,792 --> 00:20:36,625
Hey!
452
00:20:36,709 --> 00:20:37,625
Oof!
453
00:20:37,709 --> 00:20:38,834
[screams]
454
00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:41,250
[growls]
455
00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:48,125
[straining]
456
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,667
Argonauts, prepare to attack.
457
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,792
Me feed!
458
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,709
Bees away!
459
00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:01,834
[screams] Hercules, ow!
460
00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:04,417
Go away. Go away!
Buzzies!
461
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,166
[Jason] Ladies,
you have been charming hosts,
462
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:07,375
but I really must go.
463
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:13,667
Farewell and thank you
from Jason and the Argonauts!
464
00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:21,291
Me hungry. Me feed now!
465
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:22,458
[stammering]
466
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:25,125
How about a manicure...
manicure instead?
467
00:21:26,709 --> 00:21:29,834
Sorry the fleece is kind of
a disappointment, Jason.
468
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:31,667
Disappointment? How so?
469
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:35,083
That wide chasm between me
and my crew has been spanned.
470
00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:38,750
And the flower of hope
has sprung in that desert of despair.
471
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:41,875
OK. How about the hair
as black as pitch?
472
00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:44,041
Well, I've noticed some highlights.
473
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:46,333
Son, you're a born Argonaut.
474
00:21:46,417 --> 00:21:50,250
Care to help us settle the score
with a nasty herd of fire-breathing bulls?
475
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:52,667
Oh, I appreciate the offer, I really do.
476
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:55,542
But I have some unfinished
hero training at home.
477
00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:57,917
[Jason]
Understood. Persevere, my friend.
478
00:21:58,041 --> 00:21:59,875
Just give the word, sir.
479
00:22:00,959 --> 00:22:04,625
Mr. Hercules, would you do the honors?
480
00:22:04,709 --> 00:22:06,041
Mr. Typhes,
481
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,125
take us home.
482
00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:09,125
1/4 fleece power.
483
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:20,583
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