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♪ Who put the "glad" in Gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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[Bob reading]
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All right, bowling rule number one--
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Keep your eye on the pins.
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Not a problem when one is
keen of sight as I am.
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Stee-rike!
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, whoa!
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[chuckles]
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[raspberry] Lucky roll.
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I heard that.
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Hey?
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[chuckles]
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OK, Nester's got the eyes,
and Mel has the ears,
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but Herc's got the power! Right, kid?
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Doh!
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Someone's not clear on the whole bowling
and bonding concept.
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Stinkin' scroll worm.
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Kid, you're embarrassing me.
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Huh? Oh, sorry.
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I'm reading the latest scroll by Odysseus.
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Man, is he cunning.
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Cunning hero, lousy bowler.
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You guys know Odysseus?
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Know him? He owes me 20 drachma, the bum.
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Hey, are we going to yak,
or are we going to bowl?
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You're up, kid.
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[sighs] OK, concentrate.
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[Phil] Tuck in the chicken wing!
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Shh!
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Keep the elbow straight and... [strains]
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Ha, do I get bonus points
for taking the wall down?
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Phil, your boy's got to learn
to control himself.
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[burps] Like me.
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Uh-oh. Oh!
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Snack run!
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Yippee! Yippee!
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Herc, there's more to bowling
than strength.
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It takes finesse.
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Right, right, I got it, Phil.
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[whistles]
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Mmm.
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Hello.
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You new here?
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Huh?
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The regular girl couldn't make it.
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[mumbling]
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[bones crunching]
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Give me some calamara olives.
They're big and black...
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like your eyes, huh?
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Speaking of eyes...
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-yours are incredible.
-Oh!
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And your ears.
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Whew!
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Yeah, name's Meliager.
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I can hear a flea sneeze at 50 hectares.
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[beeping]
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And right now, I can hear
the flapping of wings.
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Birds?
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No.
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Insects?
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No.
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Whatever it is sounds very--
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Flying wolves, perhaps?
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That's it. How did you know?
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They're with me.
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Support staff, if you will.
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Proud to serve.
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[groaning]
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Whoa, sounds like there's somebody
who bowls worse than you.
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Hey, you're that witch!
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Hecate.
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Aah!
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[pins fall]
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Hey.
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Hey, at least I got the pins this time.
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[men yelling]
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Let's go home.
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[groaning]
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-Huh?
-Huh?
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It's an honor to present
this golden sundial
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to one tough trooper...
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Mentor.
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You think I'm too old? Think again.
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Come on, you scrawny runts.
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Who thinks they can take me?
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I do.
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Ha ha. Me, too.
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Is this some kind of joke?
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Negative, sir.
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Those mangy coyotes look like
they mean business.
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Take 'em down, troopers!
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[growls]
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Hey!
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[grunting]
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Block the exits, men.
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They got Mentor!
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[groans]
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Get 'em! You big fat bums!
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Mentor!
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Let's see...
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It's around here someplace.
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Forget it. Let's go.
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Ha, here it is!
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[Chipacles crying]
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I failed you, sir.
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I'm not fit to shine your sandals.
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-[Hercules] Hello?
-Huh?
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Uh, city state trooper Chipacles.
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Do you remember me?
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Buzz off, punk. I got no time--
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Well, well, if it isn't the goat man.
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What did they bring you in for
this time, Mr. Phil?
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I don't have to
take that from you, flatfoot!
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What--what Phil means to say
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is that we're here to report a crime.
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I got no time for your
petty problems, punk!
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A heroic peace officer has been kidnapped.
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You see? Let's go.
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But we're also here to
report kidnapped heroes.
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[Chipacles] Hold it!
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I want to hear every word of your story
from the beginning.
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Oh, please, a hulking creature
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crafted of magical marble
and reinforced bronze?
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Yeah, what witch hasn't
made one of those, huh?
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Mine is special.
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He's just needy.
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But then, that's why you're here.
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Huh? [screams]
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[groaning]
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I feel terrible.
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Huh? Huh? I didn't hear what you said.
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[Hecate] The vision of Nester
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and the hearing of Meliager.
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Now, these are the qualities that
make a monster!
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-Mmm. Mmm!
-[Hecate] What is it, boy?
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You hear something?
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Mmm!
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It's my loyal imp, you say,
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and they've got another hero?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yes, mother knows.
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[mumbling]
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Let me go, hairball!
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Well, I'll say one thing for the old coot,
he is tough.
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A lengthy career in civil service
will do that to you.
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That's right, flea bag!
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And I was about to get my golden sundial
for that lengthy career.
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You people owe me one golden sundial.
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After all those years...
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the best they could do
is a golden sundial?
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[sighs] I can relate.
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Years of service in the cause
of immortal evil
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and this is all I get!
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Poor Hecate.
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Yeah, I know who you are,
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and I know your sob story.
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Why can't I run the underworld?
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Huh? Huh? I can't hear him.
What did he say?
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He's mocking her and her life's ambition.
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Ooh, he's tough.
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Cry me a river Styx, lady.
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You want to get ahead in the underworld?
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You gotta get tough!
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Can do.
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[groans]
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That takes care of toughness.
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Boo.
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Aah!
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D-don't hurt me, please!
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I think my creature is really coming
into his own.
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Your objective of underworld takeover
is inevitable now.
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As if there was ever really any doubt.
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[evil laughter]
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[Chipacles] Mentor...
Nester...
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Meliager...
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All heroes...
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All gone.
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Question--
Who's behind it?
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Um, those winged wolves that got Mentor
work for Hecate.
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The witch!
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You're talking underworld.
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And to make a case like that stick,
you need proof.
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Isn't that your job?
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Don't push me, goat man.
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Uh, Phil, you know that
new scroll by Odysseus?
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The one you can't keep
your nose out of? Yeah.
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Odysseus is in Athens
for a scroll signing tour.
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Kid, he's one of my former students.
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If you want an autograph,
I'll get you one,
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but let's keep our minds
on the disappearing heroes, OK?
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No, Phil, if you were kidnapping heroes,
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would pass up a chance to get Odysseus?
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[gasp] He could be next.
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Let's roll!
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[people yelling]
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Don't panic, people. Take cover!
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I'm guessing you're not here
to get an autograph.
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Aren't you the clever one?
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I prefer cunning.
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Either way, you're mine.
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Whoa!
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Ha ha. How do you like that, Hecate?
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Yeah, yeah, real cunning.
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Capture him already!
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Oh, yeah, they're here all right.
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I can smell 'em.
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Huh!
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Magic show's over, witch.
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I'm shutting you down.
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[all gasp]
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[growl]
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[gasps]
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[grunting]
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Oh!
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[gasps]
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[groans]
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Toodles.
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Oh.
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Kid, being a hero is a lot like bowling.
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You gotta use more than just strength.
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So, what's your plan?
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Who in one is as cunning as Odysseus
which I now am,
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one thinks on one's feet.
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Tell you what, I'll break down that door
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and then use all my powers
to defeat Hades, huh?
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I approve.
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[grunting]
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Come on, this is the easy part.
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[groans]
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"Eyes like an eagle...
Tough as nails."
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Wait a minute.
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Tear this apart.
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[growls]
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[Hecate] How could I have missed it?
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It's perfectly understandable.
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You've been so busy lately.
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My creature needs strength!
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[crowd murmuring]
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And now, Athens' favorite daytime host...
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Merv Griffin.
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Hey, thank you, thank you.
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Wow, what a terrific group!
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You know, Athens' audiences
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are the greatest audiences
in the known world.
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This idea of yours better work.
273
00:12:57,375 --> 00:13:00,083
Hey, the one thing she doesn't have
is strength,
274
00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:04,250
which happens to be something Herc's got
in spades.
275
00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:06,917
[audience cheering]
276
00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:12,250
Our first guess is the son of Zeus,
but he was raised by mortals.
277
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,583
Now, we're going to be
talking about that--
278
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:17,375
Heroism, his amazing strength,
and a lot, lot more.
279
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:21,458
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Hercules.
280
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,917
[applause]
281
00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:28,583
One super strong hero...
282
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:29,542
as advertised.
283
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:31,083
Hercules, you know, suddenly,
284
00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:35,040
all of Athens is talking about
your heroic displays of strength.
285
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:38,625
But it seems like you came out of nowhere,
like an overnight sensation.
286
00:13:39,290 --> 00:13:41,208
[Hercules] Well, Merv,
it's taken me 16 years
287
00:13:41,290 --> 00:13:43,792
to become an overnight sensation.
288
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,165
[chuckles]
289
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:49,875
Yeah, but come on now,
really, what's it like to be a demigod?
290
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:53,125
I mean, half god and half man.
291
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:56,417
Well, it's not half bad. [chuckles]
292
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,165
[chuckles] That's a good one, Herc.
293
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:02,083
Wow. Now, let's go to
the audience out here.
294
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:03,917
Who's got a question for our guest?
295
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,875
Oh, are you married?
296
00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:09,750
And if not, how do you feel about
dating older women?
297
00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:10,917
[chuckles]
298
00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:12,834
Ha, um--
299
00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,500
Well, dear, if it doesn't work out,
300
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:16,333
I'd be happy to step in.
301
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:18,500
Though I doubt I could keep up with you.
302
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,333
Ok, the young fellow right over here.
303
00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:24,458
Merv, we want to see
some feats of strength.
304
00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:26,583
Ha, no problem.
305
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,834
Ooh! Wow!
306
00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:32,750
Hey, that's strong.
307
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:42,040
Naw, I mean, like, an extreme display
of freakish strength.
308
00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:45,750
[man] Wow! Well, hey!
309
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:50,959
You see, the trick is
to lift from the knees.
310
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,417
[grunts]
311
00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:58,208
My friend here wants to be
as strong as you.
312
00:14:58,290 --> 00:15:01,291
Heh... sorry. I was born this way.
313
00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:04,792
Gee, my friend wasn't born. I made him.
314
00:15:04,917 --> 00:15:06,583
You think that matters?
315
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,375
That's her! That's her!
Move in, men!
316
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:12,750
[crowd gasps]
317
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:15,625
[growls]
318
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,125
[grunting]
319
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,208
[groaning]
320
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,792
[crowd screams]
321
00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:36,500
Ugh! Can't... hold the... building...
[groans]
322
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:39,709
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
323
00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:41,040
Ooh, that looked painful.
324
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:44,458
Well, you seem like a nice young man,
and we wanna thank you for coming.
325
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,458
[groaning]
326
00:15:49,542 --> 00:15:50,875
What a tragedy.
327
00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:53,917
What a show! Hey, we'll be right back!
328
00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:00,792
[Nester] Mousaka... again?
329
00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:03,542
I can't take it, man!
330
00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:05,000
I gotta get out of here!
331
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,417
What'd he say? Huh?
332
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,709
Somebody hold me.
333
00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:10,625
[groan] Time's running out...
334
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:13,709
and we're the only ones
who can stop Hecate.
335
00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:16,291
Mr. Odysseus, you must have a plan.
336
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:22,417
Hmm... well, we could politely ask them
to let us go.
337
00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:23,709
[whimpering]
338
00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:28,125
Oh, who am I kidding?
I haven't got a clue!
339
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:30,583
Did somebody here order a bust-out?
340
00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:32,583
Hey, Phil, you found us!
341
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:34,583
The old-fashioned way--
342
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:37,750
Through solid police investigation.
343
00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:39,750
He means we followed you.
344
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:44,333
Mentor, sir, are you all right?
345
00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:47,083
Stay back! Don't come any closer.
346
00:16:47,165 --> 00:16:49,625
I want that witch.
347
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,040
Hey, no problem.
348
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,625
You're talking to the greatest heroes
in all of Greece.
349
00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:56,500
Huh? I didn't catch that last part.
350
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,083
Used to be the greatest.
351
00:16:58,165 --> 00:17:00,166
I'm damaged goods now.
352
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:03,792
But Hecate only took one thing
from each of us.
353
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,875
So we're still heroes, right, Phil?
354
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:10,000
Uh, sure, kid. I mean,
that makes sense on paper.
355
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:13,458
Er... in combat conditions
against a monster, er...
356
00:17:13,541 --> 00:17:14,709
Let's go!
357
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:20,500
You sure come down here a lot
for someone who's not dead.
358
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:22,083
Well, I'm a hero--
359
00:17:22,165 --> 00:17:23,583
Well, in training--
360
00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:28,290
So I go wherever the battle takes me,
even the underworld.
361
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:31,500
Then may I suggest our multiple
fare discount ticket?
362
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,709
Saves time and money.
363
00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:35,000
No, thanks.
364
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:38,250
We also have a frequent-dyer program.
365
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,375
Gaaah! Ohh...
366
00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:44,458
I'm this close to winning the cruise.
367
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:49,625
OK, junior, how do you plan on stopping
Hecate and that creature?
368
00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:53,625
We show them that Odysseus
isn't the only one who can be cunning.
369
00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:56,083
Nester, what's the worst thing about
incredible eyesight?
370
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:58,208
Bright lights. Hate 'em!
371
00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:01,792
Oh, I think I see where you're going
with this.
372
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:02,750
Where?
373
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:11,000
Hmm... looks like Hades is out and about.
374
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:14,208
Always the same story-- Hurry up and wait.
375
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,417
[Hercules] The wait's over, Hecate!
376
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:22,542
Well, look who's here-- the former heroes.
377
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:23,834
Take care of 'em.
378
00:18:23,959 --> 00:18:26,834
But that would be like wiping out
a part of myself.
379
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:28,542
Oh, well. No big deal.
380
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,333
[Nester] Hey, big eyes!
381
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:33,792
Yaah!
382
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,917
Hey, how do you like
the big ears now, huh?
383
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,709
Dee-yaagh!
384
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:44,667
[whimpers]
385
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,834
Gaah! Ooh! Ohh! Yii!
386
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,792
Ha ha! Guess you're not the only one
who's cunning, huh?
387
00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:11,917
Don't get too smug, weakling.
As soon as I get out of this, I'll--
388
00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:14,083
Uhh! Yuhh...
389
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:17,250
Get up. Come on. Let's go.
Rise and shine. Let's go.
390
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,583
Yo! Marblehead!
391
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:22,250
Well, that tears it!
392
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,250
I might not be able to stop Hades,
393
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:27,375
but I most certainly
can do away with you all!
394
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:31,000
Whoa! Well!
Well, well!
395
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:34,041
Isn't this an interesting little tableau?
396
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:37,583
So, anybody wanna tell me
what's happening here, hmm?
397
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,834
Don't be shy now. Come on...
398
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:43,834
Speak up. Let's get it off our chest.
399
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:46,834
Hecate! Dollface, babe, what gives?
400
00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:51,208
Come on, talk to me... Like, now!
401
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,000
Uh, well, there's really
a simple explanation.
402
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:57,041
Ho, ho, Hecate. She's just being modest.
403
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:00,834
Somebody stole our heroic traits
404
00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:04,500
and put them into this creature
so he could defeat you.
405
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:07,667
As soon as I got wind of the plan,
406
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,375
I rushed down to stop it.
407
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,792
Hence the wreckage around you.
408
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:14,667
[Hercules] So, now Hecate's going to
magically transfer
409
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,917
our powers back to us.
410
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,125
Isn't that right, Hecate?
411
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,709
What can I say? I'm touched. I'm...
412
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:27,041
This is like another side of you
I'm seeing. I'm touched.
413
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:30,709
Well, the underworld is my life...
so to speak.
414
00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:32,834
My life! That's a... good one!
415
00:20:32,917 --> 00:20:34,917
Hey, uh, don't go away.
416
00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:39,375
Make us whole again,
or I spill the beans to Hades.
417
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:43,333
Very cunning. You've got her
418
00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:46,375
between a rock and a, um...
419
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,542
Uh... something.
420
00:20:49,417 --> 00:20:51,291
Nice work, kid.
421
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,291
Hey, there's more to being a hero than
just strength, right?
422
00:20:57,041 --> 00:21:00,041
Just a small token of my appreciation.
Love you. Mean it.
423
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,291
Call me every 10 minutes.
424
00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:05,208
I've got just the place for it.
425
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:16,417
Fall over right now,
426
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:20,291
or I'm coming down there
to teach you a lesson you'll never forget!
427
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:24,208
Now, that's tough.
428
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:26,166
Uh, listen, goat man,
429
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,250
maybe I had you figured wrong.
430
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:31,375
You and the kid, well, you did good.
431
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,250
Ah, you, too. Truce?
432
00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:37,375
Nice strike, sir.
433
00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:39,834
Touch me again,
and I'll pound you so flat,
434
00:21:39,917 --> 00:21:42,083
you'll have to look up to look down.
435
00:21:43,959 --> 00:21:45,333
Come on, Herc.
436
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:48,583
The kid's on his way to becoming
a well-rounded hero.
437
00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:56,709
His bowling, on the other hand,
definitely needs work.
438
00:21:58,542 --> 00:22:00,917
Hey, you guys have been a great audience.
439
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,083
I'm gonna be back tomorrow,
and we've got more excitement for you.
440
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:06,583
Aries is gonna be here,
and of course, Salome,
441
00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:08,792
with only six of her veils.
442
00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:10,166
we'll find the seventh.
443
00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:12,125
See you all tomorrow. Bye!
444
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,625
[cheers and applause]
445
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:17,125
[groans]
446
00:22:20,917 --> 00:22:22,291
[theme music playing]
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