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♪ Who put the "glad" in Gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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[Bob reading]
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[Hades] Oh, look. A flower--
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Nature's cheerful little reminder that...
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I despise spring!
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Pain, did you take the body image quiz?
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Uh-huh. I'm a pear shape.
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Every year, it's the same.
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Temperatures go up,
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and my numbers go down.
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[sighs]
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Would you wear that?
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Well, not after titan smitin' day.
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Aah!
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Here's how it works.
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I talk, you listen.
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Got it?
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Uh-huh.
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Good. Now, I just want to know why
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every spring, this place is... well, dead.
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Ooh! Ooh! I know this one.
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Page 26--
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"Spring love means long lives."
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Love? Blecch!
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It says right here,
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"Studies show people
in lasting relationships live long... er."
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it.
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Love is bad for business.
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So...
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So...
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So...
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Let's make it our business
to be bad for love.
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Let's...
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Do the evil thing you're thinking.
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Could we, like, have a hint?
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Augh! Minions.
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Oh! Malampis?
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Ew!
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What could the love of my life
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possibly like about Malampis?
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Oh, Malampis.
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I like everything about you.
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And I, you, my vivacious visionary,
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my lunchtime liaison,
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my cutesie-wootsie Cassandra-wandra.
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Oh, Mal, stop!
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Ew! That's disgusting!
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Oh, I'm sure she's just
being nice, you know?
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I mean, [stammers]
there's no reason to be jealous.
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Me? Jealous of Malampis?
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Look at him--
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A cloud cuckoo case.
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I'm not jealous of--
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[giggles] Ahh!
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[screams]
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Maybe she was just batting
a fly away from... his hand
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And his lips...
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with her lips.
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How much torture must I endure?
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Icarus, wait.
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Hey, hey, hey, now!
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[groans]
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Cassandra, baby,
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I saw that "save me"
glance you gave me and--
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Get lost.
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You heard the lady.
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-Her every word...
-Huh?
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...every sigh,
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every sneeze means "Hello, love!"
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[playful growling]
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[giggles]
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All right, all right. Intervention time.
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How can you stand this guy?
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Ew! Look at him!
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The cheesy declarations of love,
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the pathetic adoration,
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the bad hairdo.
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Malampis is unique, funny,
and totally devoted to me.
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You mean a wimp who will do anything
you say if you--
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Icarus, could you go stand over there for
the rest of lunch?
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Of course, my sweet.
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Is over here good? Or here?
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Or here? How about here?
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Perfect. Thanks.
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Oh, that went well.
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You just watch.
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By the end of the day,
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Cassandra will be dancing the Icarena
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on Malampis's broken heart, baby.
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Uh, Icarus...
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if Cassandra likes the guy,
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there's nothing you can do about it.
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You can't control love.
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Maybe not, but we all know who can.
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Welcome, and good morning, cherubs.
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Good morning, Cupid.
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OK, I'll make this quick,
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because I know everyone
is eager to get out there
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and spread some...
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[all] Love.
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Oh, yes! Spring has sprung,
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and the big "L" is in the air.
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Now, you trainees have
a tough job ahead of you.
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We're not just dishin'
heart a la carte here, we--
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Hey, hey there, fella.
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Aren't you a little tall for a cherub?
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Uh, no, I'm not too tall.
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I'm just vertically advantaged.
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Whoa! Take it easy!
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Love doesn't discriminate,
and neither do we.
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Ow!
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Easy, panic! I got a stuck wing.
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Ow!
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Shh! You want us to get busted?
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Now, suck in that pear shape.
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Ow!
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Um, Cu?
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Ahem! I expect my cherubs
to be three things--
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Punctual, prompt, and on time.
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Get it?
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Good.
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All right.
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Who's ready to rock and roll
on the love patrol?
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[cooing]
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So, let's get down to business.
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Yeah! Cuckoo love!
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Ow!
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Now, last year's numbers were good,
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but we can make this year great.
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We're looking for solid love action--
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Puppy love,
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endless love, tough love--
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The whole shebang-a-lang-a-ding-dong.
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You will be working with
our new and improved,
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super high-test love arrows.
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Hello!
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To handle the power of love properly
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is a tall order-- No offense, Stretch.
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Rule number one--
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Get amore for your money.
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Look for couples who already show
the telltale signs of love.
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These would be hand-holding,
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pet names,
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and wasting two months' salary
on a sparkly rock.
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Once you spot a potential love,
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your mission is to seal the deal.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's nice and all, but, uh,
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when do we get to shoot these babies?
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Everyone, what is love?
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[all] Passion.
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That's right.
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And now, follow me to
the production floor.
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Remember, here at the love factory,
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quality control is job one.
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I've really got a knack for this
love thing.
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I'm in the wrong business.
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Ow! I'm telling!
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Pain, we are not cherubs.
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We are Hades' right-hand... thingies.
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We are here to infiltrate and undermine,
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and if we don't, we're toast.
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You hear me? Toast!
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To love! Cheers!
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Salud! L'chaim!
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Heh! Ha ha! Very funny.
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Snap out of it!
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♪ I'm making an arrow for my love ♪
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♪ And then I'll shoot her from above ♪
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♪ She will know how great I am ♪
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♪ How dare she love another man? ♪
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Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ah! Ah!
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[gasps]
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[blows whistle]
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Nobody move.
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Someone's not in their happy place.
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We've been through this.
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If you don't make these things with
perfectly loving intentions,
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they will come out arrow-neous.
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Get it? Arrow? Arrow-neous?
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[chuckles] Oh, I love this job.
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Focus, cherubs.
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Someone here has made the most dangerous
kind of arrows--
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The opposite of love arrows,
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A.k.a. "loathe" arrows.
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[all gasp]
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Aah!
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♪ She will dump the jerk Malampis ♪
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♪ Throw his body 'cross the campus ♪
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Huh? What?
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Just do what I say, and no one gets hurt.
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Drop the loathe arrow and step away from
the assembly line.
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Loathe arrow?
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Back to work, people.
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Nothing to see here.
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OK, now. Listen, big guy.
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You're saying that if I nail someone
with one of these,
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they'll hate the person they're with?
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"Hate" is such an ugly word.
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Just give me the arrows.
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We gotta dump these bad boys.
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[whistles]
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Sure. Here you go.
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Every last one of 'em.
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Yep. Yes, sir.
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Here you go.
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Son, perhaps you'd be better suited
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for another line of work.
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OK.
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Sorry, kid, but we gotta let you go.
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It has absolutely nothing to do
with your height.
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And we'll be asking you to
sign an affidavit
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acknowledging this on the way out.
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Good work, boys.
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Now, off to the decontamination chamber.
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Hello, my loathlies.
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What?
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I send you to sabotage Cupid's operation,
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and you come back here
with a few lousy arrows?
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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But, sir, they're, uh--
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[snarling]
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They're not love arrows! Ow!
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They're-- Let go! Ow!
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Loathe-- Ow!-- Arrows.
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You mean these babies make love vanish,
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disappear-- Just boom,
bada-bing, go bye-bye?
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I like!
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Quit teasin' the dog, boys.
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We got work to do.
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Can you feel the loathe tonight?
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[sniffing]
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[growls]
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Herodotus, put your stripes on standby,
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because this relationship is history.
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Uh, what are you doin'?
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Be right with you, buddy.
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Man, I had her.
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Oh, wait. I know what's going on here.
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You think that if you hit Cassandra
with some arrow,
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-she'll love you forever, but--
-Wrong!
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Uhh! If Cassandra likes you because
of some arrow,
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it isn't real.
272
00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:12,125
You'll never know her true feelings
for you.
273
00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:14,333
You're right!
274
00:11:14,417 --> 00:11:16,834
I've been such a fool!
275
00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:19,542
I don't deserve the love of Cassandra.
276
00:11:19,625 --> 00:11:21,750
Go on! Make me hate her!
277
00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:23,583
Put me out of my misery!
278
00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:27,166
I'm not asking, I'm tellin'.
279
00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:29,166
Are you done?
280
00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:30,917
Yeah!
281
00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:38,458
Good thing there aren't
more of these on the loose.
282
00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:46,875
[Pain laughs]
283
00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:48,917
Whoa! What was that all about?
284
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:50,917
Ow!
285
00:11:51,542 --> 00:11:53,792
[laughter and yelling]
286
00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:02,417
Heh! Whoo!
287
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,375
Ahh! This is fun!
288
00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:10,750
[honks]
289
00:12:10,834 --> 00:12:13,041
Move it, grandma!
290
00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:14,792
[screams]
291
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:40,375
Have you ever seen
anything more beautiful?
292
00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:43,625
[choked up] Everyone hates everyone.
293
00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:46,583
I love you. Uh-buh-buh-buh.
294
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:49,125
No! I love you!
295
00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:51,083
No! I love you!
296
00:12:51,165 --> 00:12:53,040
[gong clangs]
297
00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:56,375
All right, listen up.
I have a very important announcement--
298
00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:57,542
Unlike the usual drivel.
299
00:12:59,290 --> 00:13:02,333
I have just received word--
Actually a few words--
300
00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:06,125
That school is closed
until further notice--
301
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,875
Which is not nearly long enough,
if you ask me...
302
00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:09,458
[cheering]
303
00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:13,625
So that you can all go... to war.
304
00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:16,709
Thought that might change your tune.
305
00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:18,750
Uh, Mr. Parentheses, sir?
306
00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:21,166
Who exactly is at war?
307
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:25,542
Apparently... Uh... everyone,
308
00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:29,709
So chin up and good luck out there
with the war.
309
00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:30,667
You're gonna need it.
310
00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:32,625
How did this happen?
311
00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:35,083
Cassandra, you didn't have
any of your visions, did you?
312
00:13:35,165 --> 00:13:37,250
Ever since I've been with Malampis,
313
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:40,417
I haven't seen anything except his
rippling biceps.
314
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,750
Do it again.
315
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,083
[sighs]
316
00:13:47,165 --> 00:13:49,458
Aw, they're so sweet.
317
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:50,917
It's like I said from the beginning,
318
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,333
if you love someone, set them free.
319
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:56,250
She's mine, you hear me!
320
00:13:58,959 --> 00:14:01,625
[pain and panic chuckling]
321
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:03,792
Pain and Panic!
322
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:06,709
Oh, I should've guessed
Hades was behind this.
323
00:14:06,792 --> 00:14:09,208
He must have cast a diabolical spell
324
00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:11,041
or poisoned our drinking water
325
00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,625
or created an alternate hate universe.
326
00:14:13,709 --> 00:14:17,208
Hmm. Yeah. Or he got ahold
of the other loathe arrows.
327
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,333
There were more?
328
00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:21,291
Oh, I was a very productive cherub.
329
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:22,542
Where are my cherubs?
330
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:25,458
Where are my cherubs?
331
00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:30,458
[all] Oh, no! Help me! Help me!
332
00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:33,375
Cherubs, babes, huh?
333
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:34,542
Stick around.
334
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,375
Ha! Too cute! Gotta love it.
335
00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:41,000
Um... Cupid, sir?
336
00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:42,375
Have you seen my cherubs?
337
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:45,667
Hey, little guy. Remember me?
338
00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:52,375
Stretch? You're not exactly the one
I was looking for.
339
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:56,792
Um, remember the loathe arrows?
340
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:58,917
You mean the ones that you made?
341
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,959
Let's not point fingers.
342
00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:03,417
The important thing is
343
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,792
that they're sort of, oh, say...
344
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:06,917
out on the street.
345
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,917
What? Oh, no!
346
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,041
Icarus, tell him the rest.
347
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:13,291
Hercules, the man is in pain.
348
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:14,250
Uhh!
349
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,750
OK. It gets worse.
350
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:18,750
How much worse?
351
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:21,375
Does the name "Hades" ring a bell?
352
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:23,166
Doh! I can't believe we ever hired you
353
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:24,625
in the first place.
354
00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:27,875
I knew those boys at
Cherub Resources were worthless.
355
00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:29,792
Cupid, we're here to help.
356
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:34,959
Yeah! Look, I may have lied
about being a cherub.
357
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:36,165
What?
358
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:37,875
Wait, wait. There's more.
359
00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:41,500
I may have created those loathe arrows.
360
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:45,834
I may have ruined love as we know it.
361
00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:47,875
Yeah, and?
362
00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:50,000
Kind of curious where
this is going myself.
363
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:54,000
Well, I'm ready to make
amends for my mistakes.
364
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,667
Load me up with love arrows, baby!
365
00:15:56,750 --> 00:16:01,333
We're putting passion back in fashion!
366
00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:03,375
Yes, sir!
367
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000
[man 1] Hey! I had the right of way!
368
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:19,000
[man 2] Aw! Says you!
369
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,917
Where'd you learn to drive?
370
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,834
[yelling]
371
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,625
OK. Our mission is to undo this mess.
372
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:36,040
Remember, "evil" is just
"love" spelled backwards.
373
00:16:36,165 --> 00:16:38,375
Well, almost, if you sound it out
374
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,834
and you trade the "O" for an "I."
375
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,792
Hey, I'm a lover, not a speller.
376
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,208
[gasps]
377
00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:45,375
Split up!
378
00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:46,667
[neighs]
379
00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:50,667
We missed! We almost
had Cupid and Hercules, and we missed!
380
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,583
What do we do? What do we do?
381
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:55,375
Uh... let's get the overgrown cherub.
382
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,333
Unh! Aah!
383
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,791
Whoa, Herc! Thank you!
384
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:08,834
You're a-- Ooh! Wrong way! Wrong way!
385
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,040
[screaming]
386
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,750
'bout time you got here. Now, shoot!
387
00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:31,792
It's no use. We need
the rest of the cherubs.
388
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:33,083
Where are they?
389
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,542
I think I have an idea.
390
00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:37,959
[cooing]
391
00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:40,375
Enough with the cooing already.
392
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,625
Can't you guys get a new bit?
393
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,542
Hades, I order you to stop!
394
00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:47,500
In the name of love.
395
00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:51,041
Oh. [chuckles] Catchy. Let me try it.
396
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:54,583
Stop! In the name of lava.
397
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:57,500
Hades, Hades, Hades.
398
00:17:57,625 --> 00:18:00,667
Everyone knows that
you can't control love.
399
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,375
It's like-- Ow! Hot! Hot!
400
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,834
[gibberish] Hot! Ooh!
401
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:06,667
The jumbo cherub's right.
402
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,667
Stick to stiffs. Love is my job.
403
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:12,917
Hey, you know what?
Love stinks, all right?
404
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,500
And-- Whoo phew to you--
Speaking of which,
405
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:17,125
when's the last time
you checked your diap-diap,
406
00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:18,125
you know what I mean by it?
407
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,500
Oh, yeah? Well, check this, Hades.
408
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:24,458
Ooh! Ooh! Almost!
409
00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:27,709
Nice shot. Whoa! Oh! That workin' out?
410
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:29,750
Go, go, go!
411
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,542
What, what, what, what?
412
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:34,333
[bows quivering]
413
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:38,291
I'm a God, you fools.
414
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:39,875
What, you think these arrows
are gonna affect me?
415
00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:41,750
Come on. Come on.
416
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:43,709
Hey, come on, huh?
417
00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:45,875
I'll get a cherub zapper,
and I'll have you all--
418
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,000
[chuckles]
419
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:50,375
[sweetly] What little,
fragile wings you have.
420
00:18:50,458 --> 00:18:52,750
They're so... [sighs]
421
00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:54,834
Like perfect, little china dolls.
422
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:56,166
[chuckles]
423
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:57,083
[Cupid whistles]
424
00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:00,792
Hey, where are you goin'?
425
00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:03,291
I need a hug. [chuckles]
426
00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:05,291
Let's get out of here. We got work to do.
427
00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:08,458
[Icarus] Uh... guys. Guys?
428
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:18,458
Remember, boys. Take no prisoners!
429
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:22,959
OK! Love is in the air, baby.
430
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:32,083
♪ Tie your diapers on tight ♪
431
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:34,500
♪ Time to take flight ♪
432
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:37,917
♪ Make your aim true to the mark ♪
433
00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:41,458
♪ High, from out of the blue ♪
434
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:43,583
♪ Cupid's love crew ♪
435
00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:47,792
♪ Is taking it straight to the heart ♪
436
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,250
♪ We're on our way ♪
437
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,750
♪ To right what's wrong ♪
438
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:56,709
♪ Just when you least expect it ♪
439
00:19:56,792 --> 00:20:00,417
♪ Love is in the air ♪
440
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:02,667
♪ Changing the world ♪
441
00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:06,250
♪ Bringing us closer together ♪
442
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:09,333
♪ People everywhere ♪
443
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,083
♪ Are showing they care ♪
444
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:18,083
♪ All because love is in the air ♪
445
00:20:20,041 --> 00:20:23,500
[Icarus] ♪ Look who's spreading the news ♪
446
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:26,166
♪ No one can refuse ♪
447
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:29,750
♪ Making love blossom and grow ♪
448
00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:33,291
♪ Sharing these arrows' delights ♪
449
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:35,625
♪ Setting my sights ♪
450
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:38,875
♪ Gotta let... everyone know? ♪
451
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,792
[needle scratches across vinyl record]
452
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:43,208
Oh, man.
453
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:48,166
♪ Now young Icarus has to choose ♪
454
00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:52,041
♪ So much to gain, so much to lose ♪
455
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:56,375
♪ His conscience isTied in a gnarly knot ♪
456
00:20:56,417 --> 00:20:59,208
♪ Has he got the guts
457
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:03,291
♪ To take the shot? ♪
458
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:11,917
Here you go,
459
00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:15,125
and this time, it's all of 'em.
460
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:22,917
♪ Love is in the air ♪
461
00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:24,834
♪ Changing the world ♪
462
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,834
♪ Bringing us closer together ♪
463
00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:30,625
♪ People everywhere ♪
464
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,500
♪ Are showing they care ♪
465
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:33,750
♪ All because ♪
466
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:38,542
♪ Love is in the air ♪
467
00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:43,583
[Cupid laughs]
468
00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:49,917
[Cupid] Glad to have you
on my team, Stretch.
469
00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:52,500
You stand head and shoulders
above the other cherubs.
470
00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:54,458
Hey, join up again next spring.
471
00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:57,166
Ha! Thanks, but no thanks.
472
00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:00,166
I am definitely, positively, finally done
473
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:02,250
trying to control love.
474
00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:04,458
Whoa! Did you see that?
475
00:22:04,542 --> 00:22:06,208
OK. She smiled at me.
476
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:07,709
Cupid, arrow me, quick.
477
00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:10,125
Just-- Come on. Just one little arrow,
478
00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:12,333
and then I'm done for good, I promise.
479
00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:16,083
Please! Come on! Just help me out!
480
00:22:20,959 --> 00:22:22,875
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