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♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Is he bold? ♪-♪ No one braver ♪
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-♪ Is he sweet? ♪-♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪
-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one, a zero, zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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[Hercules reading]
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[man] Hercules, please come quickly.
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I am injured and need your help,
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your loving Pop.
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Pegasus!
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[neighing]
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Let's go!
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Faster, Pegasus.
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[breathing heavily]
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Pop! I'm...
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Here.
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Hello, son. Glad you could make it.
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Help yourself to cocoa.
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I have come to wreak vengeance
upon the scum who injured you!
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Truth is, I stepped in a gopher hole.
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You said it was urgent!
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I rushed over to wreak vengeance.
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Well, it is urgent,
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but what I need isn't exactly vengeance.
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-[bleating]
-Sheep?
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You want me to watch the sheep?
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Someone has to tend the flock
until I heal up.
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I just hope that you can
handle the responsibility.
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Come on, Pop!
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I'm a hero-in-training, remember?
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Uh-huh.
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And do you remember what happened
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the last time you looked after the flock?
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[bleating]
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I swear I only looked away for a second.
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Well, I- I've changed!
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Hero rule #65 says--
"A hero is responsible."
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I'll watch your sheep, Pop,
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like they've never been watched before.
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[sighs]
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Some hero.
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The committee will consider
Artemis' request
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to designate
the Caledonian boar endangered.
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Now, what's next on the agenda, Hermes?
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Well, today's supplicant
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is a demigoddess
and Underworld enchantress.
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Deities, I give you... Hecate.
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Huh? What the--
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-[howling]
-[howling]
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Heh, babe, the winged pooches
are too nutty, babe.
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But, uh, no minions. Policy, babe.
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-[snaps fingers]
-I respect that.
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A policy is a policy.
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Hello... darling!
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Aphrodite, lovely as always.
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Oh, Demeter, this spring
is your freshest yet.
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Ares, I love what you've done with Sparta.
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So... Spartan.
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Heh heh. You hear that, sis?
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Oh, go polish your spear.
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Oh, I'm not talking to you.
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You're on my list.
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[smooches]
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Witch.
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Mighty Zeus, Gods and Goddesses...
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A magic pointer. Oy vey.
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As you can see, the Underworld
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is underperforming, underachieving,
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bottom line, it's underwhelming.
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Now, I don't want to point fingers but,
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Listen, I gripe, I moan,
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but hey, I run one tight Tartarus.
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Never had a customer complain. Got it?
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He's old news.
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He's been doing things the same way
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since time immemorial.
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Simply put, I can do better.
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Hecate, dear...
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Queen of the night
is a very responsible position.
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Be a team player, huh?
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Oh, I get it!
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He's your brother, and I'm just a witch.
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There's nothing wrong
with being a good witch.
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I am a great witch!
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You understand,
I call everyone babe, babe.
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I don't care what Athena says.
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Sparta rules.
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No hard feelings?
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Please!
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What, huh, you gave it a shot, and hey,
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You came up short.
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Boom. Done. We'll do lunch.
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Can't wait.
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Me neither. Good.
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Have your minions call my minions.
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Thanks, all. You're the mightiest.
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Toodle-oo. So long.
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[groans] What can I tell you?
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When you own your own market share,
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you always gotta watch your back.
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Is it a little drafty in here?
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Fine, fine. Now, where were we?
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Ah, yes. New business.
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I say it's time to recognize Sparta
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as the capital of the Greek world!
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Athens has wisdom and reason.
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What does Sparta have?
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Battering rams and flamethrowers!
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That's what!
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Oh, I hate these meetings.
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[sighs]
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Not the most exciting job
in the world, eh, Pegasus?
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[snoring]
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It's OK, old guy.
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Come on, you can't help it
if you're boring.
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[bleats]
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[both grunting]
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Whoa!
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Nice shot.
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Hecate! [laughs nervously]
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What a surprise.
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Hades is not presently in now.
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What a shame.
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Bad timing.
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And timing is everything.
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Well, as long as I've come all this way,
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I'll just wait.
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No, no! Not possible.
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Nobody's allowed in this room
when Hades is gone. Sorry.
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But you're in here.
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That doesn't seem proper.
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A clear violation of protocol.
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W-w-we were just doing a, uh,
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a security check of the premises and, um,
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but if you had been doing that,
we wouldn't have gotten in.
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Not his chair!
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Ow!
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As the flame within this vessel grows,
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Hades' fire shall ebb and slow...
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Is that a spell?
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[Hecate] Until his godly powers dim,
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and I can do away with him.
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Uh-oh! Uh!
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Athens? Ha ha!
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Athens is a geek retreat for eggheads!
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[Athena] Oh, and we're supposed to
just surrender...
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Hey, backwoods, is it, [shivers]
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Is it cold in here?
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Do you feel a little
draft-on-the-neck kind of thing?
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What I wouldn't give for a fur coat, heh.
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Nobody you know. Faux fur.
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[shivers] Seriously, did Zeus forget to
pay the heating bill, or what?
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Refresh my memory.
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Exactly what purpose do you serve here?
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Um... uh...
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We're Hades' go-to guys!
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Well, consider yourselves...
downsized and outsourced.
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Excuse me?
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You're fired.
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[both screaming]
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-[roaring]
-[roaring]
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[both screaming]
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-No, no, Spike, no!
-No, Spike!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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[both coughing]
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Oh, gross! Dead souls!
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Dead souls! Dead souls!
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Oh, get 'em off me!
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Yuck!
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Are there any on me?
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Aah!
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I got it!
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Eww! Yuck!
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[both] we gotta tell Hades!
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But it's really, really important.
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Sorry, the "no minion" thing is absolute.
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Yee-ouch!
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Ow! Ow!
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We gotta get rid of Hecate!
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Now you're talking crazy.
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That would take somebody really brave.
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And strong.
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And heroic.
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And affordable.
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-Ahh...
-Ahh...
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Surprise!
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Remember us?
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Hyah! Ha!
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Wait! H-H-Hercules, the hero.
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Friend of the downtrodden.
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We come in peace.
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[both] Honest.
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This better be good.
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And you want me to break the crystal
and get rid of Hecate?
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-Uh-huh.
-Yeah, please.
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Look, even if I wanted to help you,
which I don't,
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I can't leave the sheep.
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I'm responsible for them.
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Who cares about some stupid sheep?
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The future of the Underworld
is even grimmer than usual!
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I swore that the sheep would not
leave my sight. Sorry.
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Aaaah! Listen to us!
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Hecate is worse than Hades!
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The devil you know is a lot
better than the devil you don't.
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No problem. No problem.
We'll be going now.
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[whispering]
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[both laughing]
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-[roaring]
-[bleating]
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The sheep!
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Get lost, pest!
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[roars]
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Huh?
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No!
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Looking for someone?
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Where are those sheep?
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We'll never tell.
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Yeah, unless you help us.
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You'll never see your
woolly wuss-sponsibility again!
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What kind of twisted sicko
threatens innocent sheep?
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We learned from the master.
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[voice breaking] Hades would be so proud.
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So, what's it gonna be?
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[sighs] All right.
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But first you have to
show me the sheep are safe.
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And you swear you'll help us?
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Sure... no problem.
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Hero's honor?
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Hero's honor.
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[both] Deal!
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[Hercules] Uh, five, six, seven...
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eight, nine, ten, uh...
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All right. All present and accounted for.
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That's it, hero boy. Happy reunion's over!
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Time is of the essence!
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-Hyah! Let's go!
-[bleating]
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Ow! Ooh!
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Ow! Ow!
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Whoa. Hold it. I don't think so.
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The fluffballs stay here!
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I am responsible for these animals.
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If they stay, I stay.
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If I go, they go.
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Fine. whatever.
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They're your problem. Just move it!
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Ow!
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Yeah! Step lively, Pokey!
We're in a hurry!
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[laughing]
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By the time the Council of the Gods
is over,
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Hades' power will be drained
270
00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:42,375
and I'll be sitting pretty.
271
00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:45,500
Hmm... [chuckling]
272
00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:46,959
[barks]
273
00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:51,875
[growling]
274
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:53,375
Sit!
275
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,500
Up straight!
276
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,000
[growls]
277
00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:58,959
Better.
278
00:11:59,709 --> 00:12:01,500
Now, you're probably all wondering
279
00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:03,333
why I've gathered you together.
280
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,417
We know.
281
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:10,166
We know all.
282
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:14,375
You want to share your plans
for Underworld domina--
283
00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:17,041
Let's not spoil it for everyone.
284
00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:19,125
OK?
285
00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:20,709
Congratulations.
286
00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:24,750
You are all getting in
on the underground floor
287
00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:27,625
of a new, improved Underworld.
288
00:12:27,709 --> 00:12:30,291
Unlike a certain Lord of the Dead,
289
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:33,917
I don't care a whit about Mount Olympus.
290
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,458
My focus is on making this
291
00:12:36,542 --> 00:12:39,417
the best Underworld it can be!
292
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,625
Our primary purpose,
293
00:12:41,709 --> 00:12:44,583
increase new admissions.
294
00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:48,875
Let's start with... everyone on Earth!
295
00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:50,333
[laughing]
296
00:12:57,165 --> 00:12:59,208
Hey, Panic...
297
00:12:59,290 --> 00:13:01,834
Undead tongues are wagging.
298
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:05,000
You guys really blew it.
299
00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,709
Heh, heh. Yeah.
300
00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:08,750
Real funny. [whistles]
301
00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:12,291
[bleating]
302
00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:17,166
Hey, whoa, hey, hey, come on. Step back.
303
00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:27,375
Hecate's not gonna like this.
304
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,458
Maybe you'd like to explain that to Hades.
305
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:34,667
[coughs] Yeah, he should
be back any minute.
306
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:35,875
[coughing]
307
00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:39,250
Ooh, wait now. I don't want any trouble.
308
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:41,208
I just row the boat.
309
00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:44,417
Well, Sparta's got a great new motto,
310
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,290
"Come for the discipline,
311
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:48,583
stay for the carnage."
312
00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:50,625
Athens is the center of culture.
313
00:13:50,709 --> 00:13:52,040
Yakety-yak.
314
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:54,709
Could we break for naptime?
What do you think?
315
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:55,875
Oh, yeah?
316
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:57,792
My warriors can beat up your warriors!
317
00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,250
Oh, yeah, pal?
318
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:02,000
Well, Athens rules, Sparta drools!
319
00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:04,375
Too much talk.
320
00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:07,458
Too loud. Oy.
321
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,458
[Panic and Pain groaning]
322
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:14,959
Back off, pal! You're crowdin' me!
323
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,333
Outta my face, Pokey!
324
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:21,667
[bleating]
325
00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:22,792
Oh, my gosh!
326
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,125
Hang on, big fella!
327
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:26,959
Guess he's taking a sheep-dip.
328
00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:28,291
Oh, leave him!
329
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,709
You're here to help us,
not the stupid sheep.
330
00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:36,208
It's OK. I've got you.
331
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,000
Grab him!
332
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:42,000
Oh! Pyew!
333
00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:45,333
Hey, these sheep are our
responsibility, remember?
334
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,500
Wh-o-o-oa!
335
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:59,750
[roaring]
336
00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:04,250
[roaring]
337
00:15:06,709 --> 00:15:10,208
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
338
00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:14,709
What are you looking at, Pokey?
339
00:15:14,792 --> 00:15:16,458
Hey!
340
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:20,125
Ooh. Soft.
341
00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:24,250
Ugh!
342
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:26,709
Aah!
343
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:29,375
Aaah!
344
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:30,875
[bleating]
345
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:35,542
Remember, I just row the boat.
346
00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:47,208
Hurry, Pokey! You can do it!
347
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:54,458
You and that sweater shedder
are becoming awfully chummy.
348
00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:56,417
[gulps]
349
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,625
If anything happens to
those sheep while I'm gone,
350
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,250
The deal is off.
351
00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,875
Trust us.
352
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:12,500
[straining]
353
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,333
Ooh!
354
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,375
[Hecate laughing]
355
00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:21,208
Welcome to the Underworld.
356
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:22,917
[Canis and Lupus] Under new management.
357
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,667
I'll be happy to bring you in...
permanently.
358
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:34,165
-[bleating]
-Shh! Shh!
359
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:38,709
Seven, eight, nine...
Oh, someone's missing!
360
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:40,290
[both] Pokey!
361
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,583
[snoring]
362
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:44,792
Pokey's asleep.
363
00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:47,375
Psst! Wake up, woolly!
364
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:49,792
Rise and shine, sheepyhead.
365
00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:53,750
[bleats]
366
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:56,375
-Oh, we gotta bring him in.
-Not me, brother.
367
00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:01,041
[sighs] Come on. Get up!
368
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,709
[groaning] Move it!
369
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:10,666
Oh, all right.
370
00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:13,333
[both straining]
371
00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:15,500
Whoa!
372
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:17,333
Aah!
373
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:22,125
Hecate, I must ask that
you vacate the Underworld
374
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,083
and return to haunting
the nether regions of night.
375
00:17:25,165 --> 00:17:28,458
Such a polite young man. Get rid of him.
376
00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:31,542
Thanks so much for coming. Bye now.
377
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:33,834
-[both growling]
-Aaah!
378
00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:39,125
[Hades weeping]
379
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:43,500
You are so special to me.
380
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:47,417
I love you like a brother, you big lug.
381
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:51,583
Uh... we are brothers, Hades.
382
00:17:51,792 --> 00:17:53,709
Are you feeling all right?
383
00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:55,583
I, I feel different. I do.
384
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,125
Not that I'm OK.
385
00:17:58,208 --> 00:17:59,208
Po-po!
386
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:05,291
Oh, I love you like a brother,
Ya big, slimy fish.
387
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,250
You know, is it just me,
388
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:09,792
or is the H-man getting
mellower by the minute?
389
00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:13,083
Um, Pain...
390
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:16,417
I-I don't think Pokey's a he.
391
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,333
He's not?
392
00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:20,041
Pokey's g-gonna be a mommy!
393
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:22,041
Aah! When?
394
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:23,250
Right now!
395
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:25,083
[both screaming]
396
00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:28,667
-Ho! I better go check that out!
-Dig in!
397
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,500
I'll handle Mr. Manners, here.
398
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:32,333
[Panic] Boil some water!
399
00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:35,333
[Pain] I don't know nothin'
about birthin' no baby sheep!
400
00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:37,792
Breathe in! Breathe in!
Breathe out! Breathe out!
401
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:40,458
Focus! You're a calm lake!
You're a calm lake!
402
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,208
Ho! What is this?
Some kind of offering to Hecate?
403
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,000
[growling]
404
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,166
[screaming]
405
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:51,250
Get your filthy paws off her!
406
00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:53,583
Hoo-ah!
407
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:54,625
Wa-a-a-h!
408
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:55,834
Wah! Hyah!
409
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,458
Ooh! Wa-a-a-h!
410
00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:00,542
Hey! Hold it! Ow! Ho! Hey!
411
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:02,250
Watch it! Oh! That was the,
412
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:03,333
ow! Oh! Hey!
413
00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:04,709
Hey, now, hey!
414
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,875
You've got a stick, man.
It's just not fair.
415
00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:08,750
Ow, oh, hey.
416
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,667
Come on, Pokey. You can do it!
417
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,625
Push! Push! [breathes heavily]
418
00:19:13,709 --> 00:19:14,917
Cleansing breaths!
419
00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:19,625
This one's for Pokey!
420
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:23,583
[Empusa groaning]
421
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:27,792
[crying] It's so... beautiful!
422
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:28,750
Aww! Ohh!
423
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:30,625
Awww!
424
00:19:30,709 --> 00:19:33,083
Like mother, like baby.
425
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:36,417
[both bleating]
426
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,000
[clears throat]
427
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:39,667
Hades!
428
00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:41,125
Welcome back...
429
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:42,875
Your flamelessness?
430
00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:44,375
Ah, don't mind me, boys.
431
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,750
Uh, I can see you're busy.
432
00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:50,000
Hmm... Hecate's in your throne room, boss.
433
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:52,792
She sort of, um, took over the Underworld.
434
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:55,083
We told her you'd be really flamed off!
435
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:56,208
No, no, no, no.
436
00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:58,959
Dominating a realm is a young god's game.
437
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:01,583
Boys, retire my number.
438
00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:08,625
Whoa!
439
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,709
[laughs] Get real.
440
00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:17,875
[gasps]
441
00:20:17,959 --> 00:20:19,709
You think you can waltz in here,
442
00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:22,792
toss a few pebbles around, and go on home?
443
00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:27,250
Think again, junior!
444
00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:31,125
This is my Underworld, and welcome to it!
445
00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:32,250
[groans]
446
00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:37,792
Aah!
447
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,875
[sighs] Hey, good luck.
448
00:20:39,959 --> 00:20:41,208
Hey, I've tried to waste the kid.
449
00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:43,250
He's like a roach. He keeps coming back.
450
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,959
Hey. Flaming crystal. Nice.
451
00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:47,875
Ha-a-a-des...
452
00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:50,458
Whatever is the matter?
453
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:53,375
Is your pilot light out?
454
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:54,542
[laughing]
455
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,000
Yeah, you know, I,
456
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:58,542
I am feeling a bit... shvach.
457
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,583
But, I, you know,
I don't like to complain.
458
00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:02,750
[moaning]
459
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:05,583
We've got a situation here, old timer.
460
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:08,125
It's called the New Underworld Order!
461
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:09,375
Deal with it!
462
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:11,125
Whatever. Fair enough.
463
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:15,875
[grunting]
464
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:18,709
[rumbling]
465
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:29,542
Bada-bing! Bada-boom!
466
00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:31,291
Ladies, gentlemen...
467
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:35,125
Third-rate pretenders to the throne. Ha!
468
00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:37,750
Hades... is back in the building!
469
00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:38,834
Gotta go! You're welcome!
470
00:21:38,917 --> 00:21:40,333
You were saying?
471
00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:44,083
Hey, if you were in my position,
you'd try the same thing.
472
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:45,917
And if you were in my position...
473
00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:47,917
[explosion]
474
00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:50,041
Well... I feel better.
475
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:57,000
Congratulations, son.
Mother and child both look fine.
476
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,125
And my ankle's healed up
477
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:01,500
just in time for our vacation.
478
00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:03,834
Vacation? Oh, no!
479
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:05,917
I've had enough sheep to last me,
480
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,208
don't worry, son.
I made other arrangements.
481
00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:11,750
Hi, everybody!
482
00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:15,250
We have got such an exciting
weekend planned!
483
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:16,583
Ohh!
484
00:22:21,166 --> 00:22:22,291
[theme music playing]
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