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♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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[Bob reading]
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[woman yelling]
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[gasping]
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Ooh! Ooh! Oh! Aah!
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Oh!
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Unh!
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[woman] Help me!
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Aah!
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Whoa, whoa whoa!
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[woman] Help, somebody!
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A big strong hero, for example!
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I'll save you! Aah!
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[groans]
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Ughh!
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[woman] Help, I say!
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I repeat!
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Help!
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Uh-oh.
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[gasps]
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[woman] Help!
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I'm not kidding!
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[panting]
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[grunts]
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[imitating woman] Ooh, thank you,
you big strong hero.
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Not the fastest rescue on record,
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but at least you finally got to--
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Uh, Phil, there's something you should
know about this damsel in distress.
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What are you-- Ahem!
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[lowers voice] what are you
talking about?
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She's uh, not quite a damsel.
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Yech! This is the last time
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I'm ordering from
the Zero To Hero catalog.
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Well, the rescue still counts, right?
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I mean,
just because it's a dude in distress
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doesn't make a difference, does it?
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Kid, it only makes
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all the difference in the world.
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Listen, hero rule number 147,
dudes save damsels.
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Women are delicate, frail, and helpless.
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That's what they do-- delicate stuff,
like cooking and cleaning.
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But isn't that stuff hard work?
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The point is,
if you're gonna be a real hero,
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you gotta rescue damsels, not some dude.
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But what about the time I saved you?
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That is totally different.
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Really? Ha! How!
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Well, it's-- I mean--
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Hey, would you look at the time?
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You better get to school, hero.
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Home greconomics.
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Ugh, how I dread this class!
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Oh, but muffin cakes,
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it prepares us for the day
when we're equal domestic partners.
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Plus you get to eat your mistakes!
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Ho!
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I was being narrow-minded.
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It's my life that I dread.
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OK. Simmer down, people.
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Let's get cooking!
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Ha ha ha!
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Uh, ahem! Okey-dokey, artichokies,
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Today we'll be making
stuffed olive surprise,
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and home-baked pita bread!
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[sniffs]
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Yummy!
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Let's all measure out two cups of flour.
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Uh, flour...
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cup.
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You...
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do it.
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[teacher]
Now add just a pinch of baking soda.
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Ha! Very funny. Look, you're the girl,
so you should...
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Make you do the cooking.
It's only natural.
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Separate the eggs. Don't fall behind now.
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Tempest, come on.
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Food preparation is your department.
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I'm a warrior, not a cook.
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Well, I never cooked in my life!
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And it's time you start!
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-[Hercules] Tempest!
-Hercules!
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Hey, guys, can I borrow some--
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Flour?
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Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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Ho, yeah!
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Thank you! Huh?
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Honey, see what fun
they're having over here?
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Oh, come on. You gotta admit,
that was-- that was kinda funny.
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Perhaps it was slightly humorous.
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-[gasps]
-What-what's wrong?
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If I got caught smiling,
I'd be hauled away
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in an instant.
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Wh-- Aw, come on.
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-Who would--
-[woman] Aah!
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Hut, hut, hut, hut!
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Hyah!
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-Hyah!
-Hyah!
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Aah!
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You have brought shame
to your Amazon sisters.
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Hey, what's going on here?
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[both] Mind your own business!
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All right! Move out!
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Come on!
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[Hercules] Let go of her!
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Huh?
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[moaning]
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Stuffed olive loaf, huh?
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Which way did they go?
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If I tell you the docks,
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will you go racing off into a situation
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you cannot possibly comprehend?
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I gotta save Tempest!
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Just checking.
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[man] Stroke!
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Stroke!
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Stroke!
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Looks like our boy Herc's
about to learn a lesson
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in tough from Tempest and the Amazons.
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And, honey, Miss Tempest
is a purring kitten
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compared to her mama!
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Mm-hmm.
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[electronic feedback]
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[footsteps running closer]
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[stack, breathing heavily]
Hey, thanks for covering for me, ladies.
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My yoga class went a little long.
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No problem, bobby, baby.
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[Bob] Oh, now, where were we?
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Settin' sail for the island
of the Amazons.
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And a date with Queen Hippolyta.
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[Queen Hippolyta] Atten-hut, ladies!
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Do you pathetic, lilly-livered
papa's girls
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have the nerve to call yourselves Amazons?
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[all] Yes, Queen Hippolyta!
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Had that exercise been actual combat,
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our heads would be
skewered on pikes by now.
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And we'd deserve it!
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Was that a flinch?
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Uh, eh, um--
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I didn't catch that.
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Queen, yes, queen!
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Scorpion pit, now.
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With pleasure, Your Highness!
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Hut, hut, hut!
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Are you still here?
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[all] Hut, hut, hut!
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Out of my way!
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Unh! Unh! Unh! Ugh!
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Unh! Mother!
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What is the meaning of this outrage?
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Well, well.
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If it isn't little miss
hearts and flowers.
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Meaning what?
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Face it, Tempest, you've lost your edge.
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Gone soft, weak. Dainty.
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This report on your activities
disgusts me!
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I never should've listened to your father
about that school.
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You spied on me?
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September 16,
a sophomore cuts in front of you
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in the lunch line
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and survives to tell the tale.
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Yes, but he'll never walk the same.
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November 5, shop class.
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A nail goes through your thumb
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and you let others see you wince in pain.
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I made no audible gasp.
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November 8...
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Who are you and what do you want?
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Uh... The name's Hercules.
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I've come to rescue Tempest?
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Ha! To suggest that an Amazon warrior
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needs help from a man
is an insult that will cost you dearly!
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Now, take your punishment like a woman!
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I meant it nicely!
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Honest!
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After him!
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[gasping]
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[grunting]
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Not a bad effort,
for the weaker sex.
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March 19, while competing
in a spelling bee,
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you faltered on the word eviscerate.
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Oh! You're right, Mother.
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I am weak.
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I disgust myself!
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Everything is mixed up
at that school, Tempest.
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And it's turning you to mush.
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I've been so blind!
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You belong here,
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where you can hone your womanly skills
as a warrior
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until you're pure lethal weapon.
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Only then will you be worthy
of the golden girdle.
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Whoa. Hold the phone.
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Did she say girdle?
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You heard right, baby.
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We're talking 18 hours
of 24-karat support.
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[Bob] Yes, the golden girdle.
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Gift from ares and lingerieof the Amazon queen.
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But this shiny undergarmentis not a birthright.
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Even a princess must earn the honor
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of becoming one of the few,the proud, the girdled.
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I'll do anything, Mother.
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I beg for a chance to prove myself!
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Then tonight, I will put you
to the challenge!
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This night will seem
like a punishing, grueling,
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brain-numbing eternity.
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Gut-wrenching pain
will be your only friend.
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Hey, princess!
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Hi, Dad.
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What are you doing home from school?
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Tonight she's taking the challenge!
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Ah, they grow up so fast.
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Don't be nervous. You're gonna be great!
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A warrior is never nervous.
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I will meet the challenge
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or I do not deserve
to live to see another day.
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Oh, man, again with all
that warrior garbage.
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Don't start with me.
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Come on, Hippolyta, she's our little girl.
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Now, now, don't worry your handsome little
head over it.
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She'll be fine.
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Oh, Mother knows best.
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Here. I thought you might
like a little snack.
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Mmm! Mmm!
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Dynamite ribs, hon. Gotta run.
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I'm late for a demonstration
of the new catapult.
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Hmm, just a bit more garlic.
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[woman] Where is Her Highness?
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What am I, paté, chopped liver?
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Oh, it's a food joke, you know?
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Ah, never mind.
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Her Highness, my king?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll give her
the message.
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Please inform her that this man was found
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trying to infiltrate the island.
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He claims to be here to-- get this--
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Rescue princess Tempest!
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It's true!
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I saw her at school-- Aah.
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I'll take responsibility for the prisoner.
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Send him to the kitchen!
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OK, Herc, let's make some eats.
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No, first, we're gonna take some of these
young grape leaves
270
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,875
fresh out of my secret garden.
271
00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:29,500
Now just drop them
into some lightly salted boiling water.
272
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,667
Bam! That's what they call blanchin, Herc.
273
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,834
You let 'em blanch until the get, like,
this darkish green color.
274
00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:35,792
You see?
275
00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:37,500
Hey, kid, come on. Chop chop.
276
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:39,667
These dolmas won't
make themselves, you know.
277
00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:44,583
[scoffs] No offense, sir,
but I'm a hero in training.
278
00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:45,750
This is woman's work.
279
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:46,709
Hey, let me tell you, pal.
280
00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:48,709
When the queen and my little Tempest
281
00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:50,125
come in from a hard day
282
00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:52,583
and enjoy a meal that I've prepared,
283
00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:54,125
Ha! Guess who's the hero?
284
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,458
You're Tempest's father?
285
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,792
Yeah, behind every
good woman, there's a man.
286
00:12:57,875 --> 00:12:59,125
All right, now.
287
00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:00,709
Let's kick it up a few notches.
288
00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:02,458
But I've come to save Tempest.
289
00:13:02,542 --> 00:13:03,583
Where is she? Is she OK?
290
00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,792
Hey, good question. Let me ask you one.
291
00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:08,041
You ever think about waiting tables?
292
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:09,291
Keep stirring.
293
00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:12,208
Hey, come and get it!
294
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,333
I hope you guys are hungry.
295
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,250
Don't worry. I'm star-- Oh!
296
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:16,166
What's wrong, Tempest?
297
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,083
I... just realized,
298
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:20,667
I should be training for the challenge!
299
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,000
Come on, sweetie.
300
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,750
You need to eat to keep up your strength.
301
00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:26,709
I'll have Herc-- the servant make me
something to go.
302
00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:28,000
What are you doing here?
303
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,291
I've come to rescue you.
304
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:32,083
Quiet! Or I'll have to
snip your vocal chords.
305
00:13:32,165 --> 00:13:33,792
-But--
-Listen closely.
306
00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:35,290
The only reason I'd ever need help
307
00:13:35,375 --> 00:13:38,542
is if my mother knew
a man came to rescue me!
308
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:41,792
Shee! We never covered this
in damsel distress training.
309
00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:42,834
Move it!
310
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:47,583
The coast is clear. Go.
311
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:50,290
But at school, you looked like
you were in bigtime trouble.
312
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:51,290
That's nothing compared to--
313
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,208
[gasps]
314
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,208
Aah.
315
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:59,165
[woman] It's almost time for the princess
to begin the challenge.
316
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,917
Ha! Hate to be in her sandals tonight.
317
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,166
Um, we really need to talk.
318
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,333
[Tempest] Let's go!
319
00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:16,125
Huh.
320
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:25,000
I really need a vacation...
321
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,250
Or a boyfriend.
322
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:31,333
I swear by the Amazonian sun,
323
00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:34,583
setting you free will be my absolute last
324
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:37,208
moment of weakness. Now, go!
325
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:39,667
Wait. Are you saying that
you don't want me here?
326
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:40,750
Yes!
327
00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:43,040
But you will be coming back to school?
328
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:46,333
So I can turn into a spineless
bleeding heart like you?
329
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:48,083
I'll never go back.
330
00:14:48,165 --> 00:14:50,583
Does that mean that you're not going
to cook anything
331
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:52,165
for our home grec project?
332
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:53,165
Right! Got it.
333
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:56,458
I must not be late.
334
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:00,917
[King Darius] So, you're bailing out, huh?
335
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,542
-King Darius!
-Hey, if you want to leave,
336
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:03,959
I can completely understand.
337
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:06,750
It's just that I thought
you were kickin' around the word "hero."
338
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,417
Ready for the challenge?
339
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:12,917
I'm at the pinnacle
of my feminine fighting form.
340
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,667
Good, now you must endure the entire night
in the treachrous
341
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,000
Amazonian wilderness.
342
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,959
By the light of the moon,
you must find your way to girdle rock.
343
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,000
You will face woman-eating beasts,
344
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:23,875
skin-melting vegetation,
345
00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:26,041
and spine-snapping traps.
346
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,750
If dawn finds you alive,
347
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:32,125
you will be truly worthy
of wearing the golden girdle.
348
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,040
Thanks, Mom.
349
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:34,667
Girdle?
350
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:38,290
Um, I don't think Tempest is going to want
my help with that.
351
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,333
Hey, say you're making pilaki, right?
352
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,500
And you want to kick it up
a notch with some bay leaf.
353
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:45,250
Most chefs say,
"Hey, it doesn't need bay leaf."
354
00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:49,083
But that doesn't mean that the pilaki
maybe couldn't use a little bay leaf.
355
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:50,208
You know what I'm saying?
356
00:15:50,290 --> 00:15:53,375
I... think so.
357
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,290
Uh, what's pilaki?
358
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:56,667
Oh, forget the pilaki.
359
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,333
I'm talkin' about Tempest here.
360
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,625
Come dawn's light,
361
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:05,583
I shall be golden girdled!
362
00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:07,500
-Tempest.
-Mother?
363
00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:08,917
Fail, and you shame us all.
364
00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:10,583
Ahem! Understood.
365
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,583
[Bob] Questions.
366
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:19,917
Will Tempest overcome her challengeand earn the golden girdle?
367
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,417
Will Hercules help her or go home?
368
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,750
When will the music start?
369
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,792
Oops, that's my cue.
370
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,875
[footsteps thud]
371
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:49,583
[gasps]
372
00:16:57,290 --> 00:16:58,959
Ohh!
373
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,250
Whoa-- oh-- oh-- oh!
374
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,667
Whoa!
375
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:17,666
[grunts]
376
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:27,416
Whoa!
377
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:29,542
[hissing]
378
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:33,750
Fear is weakness. I am not weak.
379
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,332
Therefore, I'm not afraid.
380
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,250
Aah!
381
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:37,333
Huh?
382
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:40,041
And you said you didn't need my help.
383
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:41,041
I don't need your help,
384
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:43,583
and for the last time,
I don't want your help!
385
00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:47,583
Ha ha! But that doesn't mean
you couldn't use a little help.
386
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,333
It's like, uh, bay leaf in pilaki.
387
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,875
Waah!
388
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,959
Oh, thanks, Tempest!
389
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,125
You saved me.
390
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:01,000
Never say any of those words to me again
or I'll string you up by your uvula.
391
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,375
Now, that's your mother talking.
392
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,625
How did a weak man-child like you
393
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,291
survive black widows peak?
394
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:09,125
Oh, your dad knew a shortcut.
395
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,417
I hear the wilderness here
is really nasty.
396
00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:13,333
Get out of here!
397
00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:14,333
Now!
398
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:20,250
-Ow!
-[evil laughter]
399
00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:23,792
[evil laughter continues]
400
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:26,250
This is all your fault!
401
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:27,667
I was only trying to help.
402
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:30,709
Your help may have
cost me the golden girdle!
403
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:33,417
Hey! Hey! Hello!
404
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,250
I'm laughing here!
405
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:38,375
Wanna know why I feel so up?
406
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:41,375
I'm gonna crush you both to a pulp!
407
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,250
Oh, I feel good!
408
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,291
[gasps]
409
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:48,917
Hoo-hoo! The queen mother
didn't tell you about me, did she?
410
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,375
Oh, no. That girdle don't come easy, baby,
411
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:53,667
Uh-uh!
412
00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:54,667
Let me handle this.
413
00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:56,291
Now way! I'm the hero!
414
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,667
Let me handle it!
415
00:18:57,792 --> 00:18:59,583
Ooh, chile, get down!
416
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:00,959
Tempest, do you realize that even now,
417
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:03,458
when we're about to be crushed,
We're arguing?
418
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:05,000
I think I should handle the situation.
419
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,542
You think you should.
420
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,333
Wrong. I now I should. I'm the girl.
421
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:12,333
That's exactly what I'm talking about!
I said girls should do the cooking.
422
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:13,500
You said guys should.
423
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:15,667
You said girls are the warriors.
I said guys,
424
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:16,583
But you know what?
425
00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:19,000
I've learned that whoever wants to do
something should do it.
426
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,333
Can we at least agree on that?
427
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:24,625
If I let you handle this,
428
00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:26,750
will you just stop talking?
429
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,166
[Hercules] Absolutely!
430
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:30,417
OK, hero, handle away.
431
00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:34,250
OK. Uh, got any ideas?
432
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:35,917
Uh, I've got one.
433
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,792
Start screaming!
434
00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:40,000
Hey, ow!
435
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,000
Let's run!
436
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,083
[grunts] Hurry!
437
00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:47,041
Take my hand.
438
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:54,333
[Disk] My face cracked!
439
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:58,000
Come on!
440
00:19:58,709 --> 00:19:59,583
We made it!
441
00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:01,166
Girdle rock!
442
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:04,166
I will never underestimate a woman again.
443
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,250
[Queen Hippolyta] Bravo, Tempest!
444
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:10,291
Look, Your Highness, tempest has captured
our escaped prisoner.
445
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,500
Good work, butch. Finish him off
446
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,917
And the golden girdle is yours!
447
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,875
I was just trying to help!
448
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,959
I-I was the bay leaf.
449
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,291
Another word from you, mister man,
450
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,792
and I'll filet you myself.
451
00:20:25,041 --> 00:20:26,917
But this is not fair, Mother.
452
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:27,875
Tempest.
453
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,959
I am sorry, Mother.
454
00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:32,125
I shall not don the girdle.
455
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:35,500
I cannot skewer a man simply
for trying to help.
456
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,667
You are no daughter of mine.
457
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:39,583
And you are filet!
458
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:43,917
Ha ha! Filet?
Ah, you're pickin' up my kitchen lingo.
459
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,500
I'm all misty-eyed here.
460
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,208
Darius, go home.
This is no place for a man.
461
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,834
Hey, now, that s a nice brochette.
462
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,208
Darius.
463
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,291
Hippolyta, the prisoner didn't escape.
464
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:54,959
I sent him here to help Tempest.
465
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:56,959
How could you?
466
00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:58,792
Hey, I'm takin' and old heavy recipe,
467
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,583
and I'm lightenin' it up
for the modern palate.
468
00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:01,625
You know what I mean?
469
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,250
Get back in your kitchen.
470
00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:08,458
-No, Hippolyta. It's time for a change...
-[gasps]
471
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:11,041
...for a new kind of Amazon
to wear the gold.
472
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:12,000
Daddy?
473
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:14,792
One who knows that
compassion is not a weakness.
474
00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:16,291
Cookin', Darius!
475
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:20,375
Let it be Tempest.
476
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:26,125
Mmm-mmm!
477
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:27,875
Delicious!
478
00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:31,583
Hercules, that is a mighty tasty dish!
479
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:35,166
Do I detect a hint of, uh...
480
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,875
Bay leaf?
481
00:21:36,959 --> 00:21:40,583
Well, sometimes it's needed,
if you know what I mean?
482
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,041
[King Darius] Let me taste that.
483
00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:45,333
Mmm, now that's pilaki.
484
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:48,000
Hey, you know, if this
hero stuff falls through,
485
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,041
you've got a future
in the kitchen, my friend.
486
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:52,041
King Darius, well, that means--
487
00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:55,000
I'm back! And my parents
wanted a tour of my school!
488
00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:56,959
Well, I can see where
489
00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:59,709
Tempest gets her coquettish good looks,
Your Highness.
490
00:21:59,792 --> 00:22:01,041
Oy!
491
00:22:01,792 --> 00:22:03,458
And her winning personality.
492
00:22:03,542 --> 00:22:04,667
[gulps]
493
00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:08,250
Hey, now, looks like we're
gonna make us some gravy! Bam!
494
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:09,709
This man is my husband!
495
00:22:09,792 --> 00:22:11,417
Listen and learn...
496
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:13,709
Or else.
497
00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:20,208
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