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♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Is he bold? ♪-♪ No one braver ♪
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-♪ Is he sweet? ♪-♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one, a zero, zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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[Bob reading]
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[Bob] The Gordian knot,
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legend foretold that whoever could undo it
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would unite the world.
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That thing?
Well, that don't look so tough.
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[grunting]
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Whoo!
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Like I said, that is one complicated knot.
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So, how did our boy Herc untie it?
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[Bob] He didn't. Alexander the Great did.
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Uh, Bobby, baby,
I don't want to bust your bubble,
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but the name of this show is Hercules.
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The story should have
something to do with him.
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[Bob] Oh, but it does.
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Our story begins at the prestigiousPrometheus Academy,
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or rather, at the prestigiousPrometheus Jr. Academy.
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So the hare ran his fastest,
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but that slow and steady tortoise
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beat him to the finish line.
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-Yay! Good story!
-That was a great story!
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Well, thank you.
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And now let's sing our "Happy Gods" song.
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Yay!
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♪ Bacchus makes our parties great ♪
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♪ He bakes us happy birthday cakes ♪
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Thank you for coming in
on such short notice.
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No problem. I like kids.
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♪ In the east to bringThe happy sun to Greece ♪
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♪ That's why we're smiling all day long ♪
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♪ And singing out this happy song ♪
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Well, Mr. Aesop has got to get going,
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but I'll be back next week
with more stories.
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Yay!
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Goodbye, Mr. Aesop!
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Well, that was fun, wasn't it?
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Now, I know all you children are excited
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about your nature hike with Mr. Botanus...
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[all] Yay!
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But unfortunately he's sick today.
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Oh...
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Mr. Botanus is sick?
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What if we get sick, too?
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Oh, I feel sick.
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Alcides, you'll be fine.
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Anyhoo, we have a special teacher's helper
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from the big boys' and girls'
Prometheus Academy.
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Hercules is a--
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Well, why don't I let him tell you?
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Hello, boys and girls.
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I am Hercules, a hero-in-training.
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Uh, who can tell me what a hero is?
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Hero-in-training? Geek.
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I want to go on the field trip.
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Hey, look-- I got another loose tooth.
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I know you're a little disappointed,
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but I'll do my best to--
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I want to go on the field trip!
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[wailing]
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Well, uh, I could take you
on that field trip.
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Really?
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[children cheer]
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Are you sure you're up to this?
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You know, they can be a handful.
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Please. I'm a hero-in-training.
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I can handle a few kids for an afternoon.
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It's just a nature hike.
What could go wrong?
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[Bob] What could go wrong?
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Plenty, especially whentwo hungry monsters
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are out hunting for their dinner.
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[monster] Asheron, that one looks good.
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[Asheron] He's moving towards the web.
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[monster] Come on, baby, go for that web.
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[Asheron] Just a few inches more.
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Move, you little tiny morsel, you.
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[chirps]
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Go, you stupid slab of meat!
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[shrieks]
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Ow!
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No!
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A little help here, Asheron.
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Hold still. You're too squirmy.
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Didn't I tell you
that a web was a bad idea?
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I said, "You can't catch
big game with a web."
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You're laying blame again.
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Yeah, but I'm hungry!
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And screaming
is gonna fill your belly how, Achnus?
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Yelling will help in what way?
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All I'm asking is a little
less hostility, OK?
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A little less sarcasm if possible, hmm?
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Fine. Fine.
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Now, can we get hunting, please?
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The hunger pangs are killing me.
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[children giggling]
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Uh, OK, if everyone could just form
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a single-file line right here.
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Kids?
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Mr. Hercules,
kiss my sun-and-fun Aphrodite doll.
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Uh, Callista, big boys don't kiss dollies.
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Kiss my dolly now! Kiss her! Kiss her!
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-Kiss her! Kiss her!
-OK! OK, OK.
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[sighs]
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[laughing]
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Mr. Hercules kissed my dolly.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Alex, have you been
behind me the entire time?
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Why aren't you playing
with the other kids?
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I don't play with them too much.
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Besides, my sandals are untied.
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Well, here, let me help you with that.
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Watch. Cross over,
loop, around, and through,
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And then pull like a butterfly.
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Thanks. I have trouble with knots.
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Alexander the geek
can't tie his own sandals.
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Ha!
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Not everybody wears horseshoes, Brutus.
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Teasing hurts, huh?
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Nah, I'm used to it.
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[children laughing]
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Oh, all right, gang,
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Uh...
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Simmer down!
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[children scream]
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Now that I have your attention,
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form a line, please.
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OK, this will be a long hike.
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I'm going to need a second-in-command
to keep this rowdy group in order.
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Me! Me! Me!
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Pick me! Pick me!
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Alex, how would you like to have the job?
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Oh, not Alexander the geek. Ugh!
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You'll be in charge of the map, OK?
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I'm not too good with that kind of stuff,
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Mr. Hercules.
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Come on, Alex. I have faith in you.
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Well... OK, I'll do it.
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Oh, unbelievable.
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Alex, you're going to be great.
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OK, gang, Let's stick together.
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We don't want anyone to get lost.
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[shivering] Lost?
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Are there scary animals out here?
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Could they eat us?
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Well, as a hero-in-training,
I'm prepared for any--
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-Mr. Hercules.
-unforeseen event.
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My tooth came out.
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Almost any unforeseen event.
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♪ Poseidon fills the happy sea ♪
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♪ With lots of fish for you and me ♪
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♪ Iris paints the happy skies ♪
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♪ With rainbows that delight our eyes ♪
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♪ Morpheus does magic things ♪
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♪ He brings us lots of happy dreams ♪
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♪ That's why we're smiling all day long ♪
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♪ And singing out this happy song ♪
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Ugh!
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-[singing stops]
-Whew!
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♪ Bacchus makes our parties great ♪
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♪ He bakes us happy birthday cakes ♪
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♪ Cupid's arrows fill the air ♪
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♪ With happy love for all to share ♪
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♪ Apollo rises in the east ♪
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♪ To bring the happy sun to Greece ♪
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♪ That's why we're smiling all day long ♪
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♪ And singing out this happy song ♪
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[singing stops]
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Hmm...
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♪ Poseidon fills the happy sea ♪
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♪ With lots of fish for you and me ♪
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♪ Iris paints the happy skies ♪
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No, please stop singing! I'm begging you!
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Stop singing!
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Are you all right, Mr. Hercules?
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Is it story time?
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Yeah, tell us a story... now!
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Yeah, yeah, OK, OK.
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Uh, let's see... Hey, ah, an almond tree.
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Do you kids know the story of Phyllis
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and the almond tree?
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Is it one of Mr. Aesop's stories?
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Oh, no, no, no, it's much better.
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You see, Phyllis was a very sad woman
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because her husband, Acamas, went away
on a long journey.
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And so Athena took mercy on Phyllis
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and turned her into an almond tree.
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Ha ha ha.
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[all gasp]
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You can get turned into
a tree 'cause you're sad?
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No, no, there's more --
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Is that Phyllis right there?
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No, no, I don't think--
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Did you just eat one of Phyllis' eyeballs?
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No, no, it's nothing like that.
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Do all sad people get turned into trees?
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If that tree is not Phyllis
then who is it?
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Guys, it's just-- it's a story.
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I like Mr. Aesop's stories better.
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Knots.
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-I hate knots.
-[Hercules] No, no--
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Trouble tying your sandals, doofus?
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[Hercules] I don't think--
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-Are all of these trees sad people?
-Uh oh!
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Hey, second-in-command,
I got a salute for you.
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-Bam!
-Ow!
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[gasp] The map!
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-Your fault!
-Your fault!
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The maps gone! Are we lost?
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Are there monsters out here?
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Nothing to worry about.
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All we have to do
is go back the way we came.
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We'll be home by dinner, OK?
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OK, we're lost.
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Mr. Hercules, this tooth came out, too.
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Another one?
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I want to go home.
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We're never going to get home, are we?
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We're going to get eaten by the monsters,
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and we'll never see our mommies again.
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Guys, there aren't any monsters.
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We haven't seen any monsters.
We aren't going to see any monsters.
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Aah! Monster! Monster!
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No, no, no, Callista, Callista,
it's just a little lizard.
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See? He's harmless.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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He's as afraid of you as you are of him.
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Uh, Mr. Hercules, what about those?
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Are they afraid of us, too?
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[growling]
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You sticking with that
no monster story, big shot?
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[screaming]
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Monster! Monster! Monster!
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Hey, stop it! Don't run so fast!
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You get all sweaty,
and then you get too salty.
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I'm watching my sodium.
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Alex, make sure the others are safe.
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I'll hold off the monsters.
262
00:11:18,542 --> 00:11:20,083
Um, OK.
263
00:11:21,709 --> 00:11:25,041
Whoa. I didn't know
there would be pointed weapons involved.
264
00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:26,709
So, do you surrender?
265
00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:29,792
Not now! Not ever! En garde!
266
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,000
En garde!
267
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,667
Oh, nice move, Achnus. Excellent parry.
268
00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:37,333
Oh, thank you.
269
00:11:37,417 --> 00:11:38,792
[gulp]
270
00:11:41,290 --> 00:11:42,417
Ow!
271
00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:45,250
Up till the end, you were doing great.
272
00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:46,750
I'll be right back.
273
00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:51,959
Mr. Hercules,
274
00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:53,165
In here!
275
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:11,917
I miss my mommy.
276
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,083
Hey, we'll make it back just fine.
277
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,458
You'll see. Try not to be sad, OK?
278
00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:19,083
Yeah. If we're sad,
279
00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:22,250
we'll get turned into almond trees!
280
00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:26,291
You're not going to be
turned into an almond tree.
281
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,709
Why did I ever tell that story?
282
00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:30,333
Mr. Hercules,
283
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,417
I lost another tooth.
284
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,250
Ugh...
285
00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:36,542
[Alex] He is not! Take it back!
286
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,959
Make me, dummy head.
287
00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:43,417
Hey, you two, stop it.
288
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,125
He started it.
289
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,959
He said it's your fault that we got lost
290
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,917
and that you're a dummy head.
291
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,750
We'd be home by now
292
00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:54,542
if you hadn't given the map
to Alexander the geek!
293
00:12:54,709 --> 00:12:57,208
Ow! Hey, your father's going to hear
294
00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:58,792
about your behavior when we get back.
295
00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:02,250
If we get back, big shot.
296
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:04,333
[sighs]
297
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,875
Don't let Brutus get to you, Mr. Hercules.
298
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:12,875
I have faith in you.
299
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,125
You do?
300
00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:16,625
Yeah. You're a hero.
301
00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:18,458
Hero-in-training.
302
00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:20,875
I wouldn't mind seeing
my mommy right about now.
303
00:13:20,959 --> 00:13:24,166
Hey, you know what?
We should sing the "Happy Gods" song.
304
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,625
That always makes me feel better.
305
00:13:26,709 --> 00:13:27,792
[children] Yeah!
306
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,750
Whatever.
307
00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:33,290
Why not? Maybe we'll stop Alcides
308
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:34,917
from turning into an almond tree.
309
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,375
Kidding, I'm so kidding.
310
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:40,208
All right, everybody.
311
00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:43,165
♪ Bacchus makes our parties great ♪
312
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,165
♪ He bakes us happy birthday cakes ♪
313
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,040
♪ Cupid's arrows fill the air ♪
314
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:49,000
♪ With happy love for all to share ♪
315
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,875
♪ Apollo rises in the east ♪
316
00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:52,917
♪ To bring the happy sun to Greece ♪
317
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,709
Wait! Mr. Hercules,
318
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:58,040
Apollo's chariot rises in the east.
319
00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,000
If you know which way is east,
320
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:02,667
can't you get us, like, not un-lost?
321
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:03,583
[gasps]
322
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:06,792
[horse neighs]
323
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:13,041
Kids, I know the way home.
324
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:15,375
[cheering]
325
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,875
♪ Aeolus blows a happy breeze ♪
326
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:24,875
♪ To dance among the swaying trees ♪
327
00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:26,875
♪ Demeter grows us happy crops ♪
328
00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:28,875
♪ To satisfy our chomping chops ♪
329
00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:30,709
♪ Zeus is happy, wise, and just ♪
330
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:32,542
♪ He's always watching over us ♪
331
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,709
♪ That's why we're smiling all day long ♪
332
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:36,875
♪ And singing out this happy song ♪
333
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,040
♪ Aeolus blows a happy breeze ♪
334
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,040
♪ To dance among the swaying trees ♪
335
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:43,000
♪ Demeter grows us happy crops ♪
336
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:44,709
Callista. Has anyone seen callista?
337
00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:46,625
Callista dropped her dolly,
338
00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:48,959
and she said she has to go get it.
339
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,375
Perfect. I'll go get her.
340
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,959
Don't go anywhere. You're in charge, Alex.
341
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:58,083
OK. Wait. Me?
342
00:14:58,165 --> 00:14:59,959
There you are.
343
00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:02,667
I've been looking all over for you.
344
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,208
I'm very mad.
345
00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:06,959
We feel exactly the same way.
346
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:08,834
Aah!
347
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:10,792
Ow!
348
00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:14,291
-[spits]
-Did the dirt taste good?
349
00:15:14,792 --> 00:15:18,166
'Cause that's all we're going to eat
if you don't catch them!
350
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,250
Ah, temper, Achnus, temper.
351
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:26,000
My dolly. I dropped my dolly.
352
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:29,291
Callista, I'm sorry,
it's too dangerous to go back.
353
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:32,125
I want my dolly! Give me my dolly!
354
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,542
[sobbing]
355
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:36,040
[screaming]
356
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:39,625
OK, well, since you put it that way...
357
00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:47,375
[doll squeaks]
358
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:50,125
Here. Now, don't drop it again.
359
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:52,083
Thank you, Mr. Hercules.
360
00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:10,041
Aah!
361
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:14,709
[gasping] My leg-- it's numb.
362
00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:16,208
[Callista] Hurry, Mr. Hercules!
363
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:18,333
Yes! Now we're getting somewhere.
364
00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:20,834
Careful. There's nothing more dangerous
365
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:23,291
than a wounded hero
when he's protecting his young.
366
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,291
[both] Aah!
367
00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:27,375
[Hercules grunts]
368
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:28,667
Aah!
369
00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:34,208
[Hercules panting]
370
00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:37,333
Move your lazy carcass.
371
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:46,083
Run, Mr. Hercules!
372
00:16:46,165 --> 00:16:47,542
Hurry! Hurry!
373
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:50,875
Whoa! Aah!
374
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:53,500
[both gasp]
375
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:56,792
Oops. Too much weightage.
376
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:01,667
[all gasp]
377
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:09,709
Whoa!
378
00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:11,375
Aah!
379
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,750
Asheron!
380
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,875
Mr. Hercules!
381
00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:18,791
He'll be OK.
382
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:21,625
He'll be OK. He'll be OK.
383
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,041
Whoo! We got the big one!
384
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,041
[gasps]
385
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:32,667
Oh, no!
386
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:41,458
All righty, it's chow time.
387
00:17:41,542 --> 00:17:43,166
Wait. We eat him now,
388
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,709
and the bite-size treats
are going to get away.
389
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:46,625
Right. Good point.
390
00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:48,291
You web him up, and I'll go get them.
391
00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:49,250
OK.
392
00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:52,834
[screaming]
393
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,792
Gone again? What is it with these kids?
394
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:04,125
Oh, man, those monsters
are going to eat Mr. Hercules.
395
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,709
Then they'll eat us.
396
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,417
I don't want a monster to eat me.
397
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,333
I do not want to be an almond tree.
398
00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:13,083
That's it! Game over, baby, game over!
399
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,417
Stop it!
400
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:16,500
Snap out of it, man!
401
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:19,709
If we're going to save Mr. Hercules,
402
00:18:19,792 --> 00:18:22,125
we're going to have to do
a little growing up.
403
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:26,166
I know we're only kindergärtners,
404
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:29,500
but today we have to act
like third graders.
405
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,792
Do you understand me?
406
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:34,834
Oh, we're going to save Mr. Hercules?
407
00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:37,917
Ha! Anybody who thinks we can save him
408
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:38,917
is a dummy head!
409
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,875
Well, then call me a dummy head.
410
00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:46,500
[sobbing] Poor blanky.
411
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,333
Do you want to save Mr. Hercules?
412
00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:50,625
Do you want to go home?
413
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:53,458
Yes! Uh, sorry.
414
00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:54,875
How's that doll coming?
415
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,291
Almost done. Want to kiss her?
416
00:18:57,417 --> 00:19:00,667
Yuck! I'm no dolly kisser.
417
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,250
That enough teeth, Alex?
418
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:05,709
Hmm... can you give me one more?
419
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:09,458
How's that?
420
00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:12,583
Great! Now let's just, um...
421
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,542
Here. You tie it.
422
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:19,375
This is still a dummy-head plan.
423
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:22,792
Everyone is entitled
to an opinion, Brutus,
424
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:23,792
Except you.
425
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,417
Move out!
426
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,792
[Asheron]
You sure this is where they were?
427
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,375
Yes, I'm sure. They were right here.
428
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:34,917
Don't be snippy. How far could they get
on two little stubby legs, huh?
429
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,417
[grunting]
430
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,166
[Alex] Brutus, you're on!
431
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:45,417
[gasps]
432
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:50,417
[gasps] There they are!
433
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:53,125
Good job, team! Let's go, go, go!
434
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:54,875
[growling]
435
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:00,750
Aah!
436
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:04,458
Close the jaw
437
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,375
and get your lazy carcass down there!
438
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:08,125
OK, I'm on it.
439
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,500
Kids, untie me fast.
440
00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:13,417
OK, Mr. Hercules.
441
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,709
[children shouting]
442
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:21,165
Mmm, appetizers and a main course.
443
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:23,166
Come on, kids, hurry!
444
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,709
Knots! Why did it have to be knots?
445
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:29,291
I hate knots!
446
00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:32,375
[boy] I almost got it.
447
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:34,792
[Hercules grunting]
448
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:41,625
Oh!
449
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,792
Hey, way to go, Alex. Quick thinking.
450
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:47,625
It was? Really?
451
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,166
Stand back, kids.
452
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,083
Come on now. A doll?
453
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:57,625
Yeah. You want to kiss it?
454
00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,917
Ow!
455
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:01,792
Aah!
456
00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:05,083
Oh, I feel kind of wobbly.
457
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:10,583
Don't you fall on me.
458
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:13,792
[faintly] You never listen.
459
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:16,291
Way to go, Mr. H.
460
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:17,959
We didn't die.
461
00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:19,583
You're a hero.
462
00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:24,250
No. What saved you guys
was some quick thinking and leadership.
463
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,834
The real hero here is Alex.
464
00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:28,291
[gasps]
465
00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:33,834
For innovative thinking,
courage, and leadership.
466
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,375
[cheering]
467
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:40,125
Let's hear it for Alexander the Great!
468
00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:41,709
[all] Yay!
469
00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:46,166
[Bob] And that is how Alexander the geek
470
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:49,125
became Alexander the Great,
471
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:52,709
for it was he who solvedthe puzzle of the Gordian knot
472
00:21:52,792 --> 00:21:55,875
by cutting throughwhat others could not untie,
473
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:59,041
all thanks to a lessonin unorthodox thinking
474
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:01,667
provided by his mentor Hercules,
475
00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:04,000
coincidentally the star of our show.
476
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:07,417
Hercules really helped
that kid become something.
477
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,333
[Bob]
Yes, he did, but don't be too impressed.
478
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,667
Great as he was, he never didlearn to tie his sandals.
479
00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:20,375
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