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♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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[Bob reading]
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[man humming]
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And now the final touch.
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Voila!
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-Ehh?
-Hmm.
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-Mm-mm.
-No?
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Aah!
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[snap]
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Please! I am an artiste!
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No! No! Don't take me away!
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Let me try again, please!
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Can't you dig any faster? I'm hot!
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Mumsy said I can have a pool,
and I want it today!
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Yes, your highness.
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We're digging as fast as humanly possible.
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It's not fast enough.
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[clank]
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Prince Adonis...
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We have found something.
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[gasps]
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-It's a warning!
-An omen!
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We dare not continue!
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[sighs]
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You people will do anything
to get a break.
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Oh, how I despise laziness.
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It's an ancient warning of doom!
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If we do not heed it,
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a curse will fall upon our heads.
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Did my father not give you
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a generous heath care plan
last year?
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I'm sure most major curses are covered.
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Now, dig!
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Choppety-chop!
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Oh.
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[Adonis] Aah! My good pottery!
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[yelling]
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Who dares disturb the Slumber of Gaia?
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That digger man right there.
The one with the pick.
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The soon to be cursed chap
wearing that thing.
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You arrogant little mortal!
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I see through your flimsy lies!
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Would sturdier lies help?
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I could shore them up
with some half-truths.
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Uh, par example, I--
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Silence!
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For disturbing my slumber,
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I curse you!
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Aaarrgh!
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[grunts]
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Wait!
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Cursed?
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I can't be cursed.
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I'm a prince!
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♪ Mighty Midas had the golden touch ♪
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♪ But he couldn't always use it ♪
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♪ It appears his ears were made of tin ♪
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♪ When forced to face the music ♪
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♪ He had to choose the best of the blues ♪
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♪ The palace was too honky tonky ♪
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♪ And the aftermath of Apollo's wrath ♪
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♪ Gave Midas the ears of a donkey ♪
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[Bob] Whoa, whoa, whoa.Time out, ladies.
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Baby, we bustin' a move!
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And, bob, you're steppin' on our groove.
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[Bob] You didn't get
the rewrite, did you?
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Hmm. The last thing we got was this one
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about King Midas got donkey ears.
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Oh, we threw that myth out.
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It wasn't really a big deal.
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Honey, you tell that to Midas.
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Well, what's this one about?
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This one is about Gaia,AKA Mother Earth,
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and how she placed a curseon Adonis' head.
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Can you whip something together?
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You know we can.
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Step back, Bobby baby.
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♪ Adonis tried to beat the heat ♪
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♪ Disturbed Gaia's beauty sleep ♪
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♪ She slapped him with a nasty curse ♪
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♪ Honey, you shouldn't messWith Mother Earth ♪
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♪ He's in a pinch without a plan ♪
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♪ He needs a hero's helping hand ♪
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Now, let me get this straight.
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You need me?
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Yes, yes. Gloat away,
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but my problem is serious.
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I've been... [gulp] cursed!
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Cursed?
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-[gasps] cursed?
Cursed?
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Shh! You want to make me
an instant social outcast?
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All right, calm down, Adonis.
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I-- I'm sure Cassandra could help.
She's good with this kind of thing.
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To break a curse? I have no clue.
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Oh, this is hopeless!
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I'm setting sail on the River Styx cruise!
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Do you suppose they have
a first-class?
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Oh, buck up, Adonis.
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My sweet Cassandra has lived with a curse
her whole life.
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Cursed to foresee doom and disaster.
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It's been a blast.
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Ha ha! See?
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Isn't she an inspiration?
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Hmm... so this curse may not be fatal,
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like I'm cursed with smashing looks
or cursed to marry for money.
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-I see Adonis laying down to die.
-Aah!
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Well, that answers that.
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Tell me more.
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Can I avoid this fate?
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I'm just an amateur.
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You want a reliable forecast,
go to the oracle at Delphi.
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Delphi?
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Oh, my! That's very far away.
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A difficult journey to make...
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all by myself.
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Well, I got a geometry test to study for.
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See ya.
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Delphi's three-day walk at the very least,
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though only a few hours
as the bird flies...
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or a winged horse.
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Hmm...
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[Adonis] Winged horse.
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You know, Mr. Euclid... tough.
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Whew!
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Need to seriously cram today.
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If only there were some faster way
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instead of trekking alone
across barren terrain
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fraught with monsters
and two-star restaurants.
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Oh, my!
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[Icarus crying] Ohh!
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Would you take him already, Herc?
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Hey, what's wrong
with two-star restaurants?
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All right, Adonis.
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I'll take you to Delphi.
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Heroes are so easy to manipulate.
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[Hercules] I hear this place is busy.
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Hope we can get an appointment.
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So she says, "Graceful father
of the Romans!"
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And I say...
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Hercules! Adonis!
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Hi there.
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Welcome to the Oracle Friends Network.
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We've been expecting you.
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Oh, they're good.
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Almost creepy good.
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Your own personal psychic
is waiting for you.
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And remember, the first question is free.
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I'm feeling better already.
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Aah! I am cursed!
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Look at this!
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I could be lying in city-state
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by the time we talk to an oracle.
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Well, not much we can do.
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We'll just have to be patient.
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Oh... commoner thinking.
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I can't wait in this line.
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Of course your credit
is good here, King Midas.
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We take the gold card.
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Midas-- he's the one with the donkey ears.
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[Bob] We're not telling that story.
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Oh, all right.
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One side, one side!
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Royalty coming through.
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[heehaw heehaw]
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Excuse me, sir, but you'll have
to wait your turn.
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But you don't understand.
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-I'm very important and very cursed.
-[growls]
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[Adonis] I-I don't suppose you recognize
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my divine right to cut in.
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-[punch]
-But I'm a prince!
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[grunts]
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Like I said, be patient.
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Like I said, commoner thinking.
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Daddy's checkbook should provide
all the leverage I need.
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Uh, pardon me. How much money
would it take
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to get you to switch places
with me?
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Ohh...
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"Ten million drachma
payable to Mr. Bloatox."
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I assume that's with an "X."
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"Signed, Prince Adonis,
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heir to the Tracian throne."
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Ooohhh!
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You see?
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There's no problem money can't solve.
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You are cursed to die by sunset.
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What?
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No!
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Isn't there something I can do?
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Something?
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Give me a loophole, for Zeus' sake!
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Seek out the golden apples
of the Hesperides
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and take them to Gaia before nightfall.
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Well, where do we find these apples?
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Sorry. You'll have to go
to the back of the line
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if you want to ask another question.
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What? Just tell us now!
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Ah ah ah. Back of the line, bub.
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[cheering]
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"Signed, Prince Adonis,
heir to the Thracian throne."
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OK. Uh, golden apples?
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Location? Location?
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Only the old man Nereus knows.
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And we have to wait in line again
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to find out where he is, right?
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You're asking a question
about asking a question.
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Nice try.
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"Signed, prince Adonis,
heir to the Thracian throne."
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OK. So... where can we find this Nereus?
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Two blocks past speedy pita,
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hang a left, then a hard right.
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He's in the Elysian Sunset Rest Home,
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Hermits Wing, Room XXXI.
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Thanks! Let's go, Adonis.
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Rrrr!
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You may have won this round,
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but mark my words,
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the prince of Thrace
will have his revenge!
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[oracle] Uh...
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No. I don't foresee that happening.
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Now she gives me a freebie.
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[woman] Thanks, Adonis! Rest in peace!
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[man] Thank you, Adonis. Thank you!
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[neighing]
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[Hercules] Well, this is it--
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The elysian sunset rest home.
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Remember the time our class came here
to spread some sunshine at the sunset?
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Skipped it. I was at the beach...
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in the sunshine.
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You're a real humanitarian, Adonis.
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I donate all my old chitons to--
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-What's that word?
-Charity?
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That's the one.
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[gasps]
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[humming, giggling]
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She's taunting me.
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She knows she's going to outlive me
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OK, now, hermits can be kind of touchy,
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So let's be a little less pushy
this time, OK?
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Pushy? Me?
267
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:18,166
Ehh! Porridge again?
268
00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:19,333
[knock on door]
269
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:21,709
Who approaches Nereus?
270
00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:24,458
Um, hi, uh, Mr. Nereus?
271
00:11:24,542 --> 00:11:28,375
My name is Hercules,
and, uh, I was wondering--
272
00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:31,417
Talk, old man!
Tell me where the golden apples are now!
273
00:11:32,165 --> 00:11:33,417
Grrrr!
274
00:11:38,542 --> 00:11:42,290
Why didn't anybody tell me
he was a shape shifter? [groans]
275
00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:45,834
Actually, it's here on his chart.
"No salt, shape shifter."
276
00:11:45,917 --> 00:11:47,083
Eh?
277
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,000
[screams]
278
00:11:51,583 --> 00:11:54,208
Grrraah!
279
00:11:54,290 --> 00:11:56,040
-Be a hero!
-Adonis, let go!
280
00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:57,125
Eee!
281
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,959
Grrraah!
282
00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:01,667
[coughing]
283
00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:05,458
[hissing]
284
00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:13,291
Hey!
285
00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:14,709
Take it easy, kid!
286
00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:16,500
You know I'm an old guy, right?
287
00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:18,166
Oh, gosh. I'm sorry.
288
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:28,709
Hah hah! Patronize me? You little twerp!
289
00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:31,041
Hercules, could you wrap this up?
290
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,290
We're running out of time.
291
00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:34,290
Well, then why don't you help me?
292
00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:35,667
Me? What should I do?
293
00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:37,375
I don't know.
294
00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:38,750
Hit him with something!
295
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:43,792
Something to hit with.
296
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:50,333
There's no way I'm touching that.
297
00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,709
Adonis!
298
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,458
Right! Right!
299
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,290
Aha!
300
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,875
Take that, you vile beast!
301
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:01,959
Porridge?
302
00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:03,500
Aah!
303
00:13:06,417 --> 00:13:08,709
I really hate that stuff.
304
00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:10,000
OK, you win. What do you want?
305
00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:12,583
Um, Where can we find the golden apples?
306
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:16,250
Oh, yeah. You need to go to the garden
at the edge of the world.
307
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,709
The edge of the world?
308
00:13:17,792 --> 00:13:19,041
That's kind of far.
309
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:21,959
Well, then you'd better stop lollygaggin'!
310
00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:24,375
OK. Uh, thanks, Mr. Nereus.
311
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:25,917
Come on, Adonis, let's go.
312
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,250
Lotta good it'll do ya, mortal.
313
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:32,125
Pardon? I said, "Lotta good
it'll do ya, mortal."
314
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:35,000
No mere man can pick the golden apples.
315
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,333
Well, good news there.
316
00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,875
I am no mere man. I am a prince.
317
00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:40,792
Well, whoop-dee-doo!
318
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:43,290
You'll be a dead prince
if you try and pick 'em.
319
00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:45,290
Only a god can do that.
320
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:46,375
Really?
321
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,375
What about demigods?
322
00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,959
Hmm. I don't know. Never come up.
323
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,290
Adonis come on!
324
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:53,875
Oh, yes, I'm coming!
325
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,542
[neighs]
326
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,792
[sighs]
327
00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,625
[Hercules]: Wow. The edge of the world.
328
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,041
We made pretty good time.
329
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,792
That must be the garden down there.
330
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:20,500
[Adonis] Who is he?
331
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:24,583
Atlas-- the titan who's cursed to forever
hold up the sky.
332
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,625
[Adonis] I never noticed there were
so many curses until I had one myself.
333
00:14:28,709 --> 00:14:30,625
Say, fellas, uh, help a titan out?
334
00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:32,290
[scoff] Sorry.
335
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:34,208
Just be careful. He tries to trick people
336
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,917
into holding it for him all the time.
337
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,125
Trick people?
338
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:38,917
Listen, buddy, holding up the sky
339
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,959
is an honor the gods bestowed upon me.
340
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,500
I'm proud of it.
341
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,667
It's just I've got this itch
between my shoulder blades.
342
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:48,417
If you could hold it for a sec or two.
343
00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:50,542
Ha! Nice try.
344
00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:51,959
Wait! No! Guys!
345
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:55,959
It's been 3,000 years
since my last potty break!
346
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,583
Ohh!
347
00:14:57,667 --> 00:14:59,208
[Hercules] Look! The golden apples.
348
00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:03,542
[Adonis] Absolutely stunning.
349
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:05,083
Gaia has good taste.
350
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:06,834
I wonder if she does decorating.
351
00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:08,792
Well, let's get a-pickin'.
352
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:12,333
I'd love to, but you know,
I'm, well, cursed.
353
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:14,917
Oh, I think I feel the curse kicking in.
354
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:15,917
Ooh!
355
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,709
You're unbelievable.
356
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,583
Grrr!
357
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,709
-Hercules, wait!
-What now?
358
00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:32,083
Um, this is kind of
an interesting question.
359
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:35,917
As a demigod, which half
of you is more... godish?
360
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,667
The left or the right?
361
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,834
Doesn't work that way. Why?
362
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:41,625
Oh, just idle curiosity.
363
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,959
Aah!
364
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:54,500
Hercules?
365
00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:55,583
Uh, chum?
366
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:56,959
Try your left hand.
367
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,709
[foot steps]
368
00:16:02,834 --> 00:16:04,750
Hercules, wake up!
369
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:06,208
Ohhh!
370
00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:08,083
What smote me?
371
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,917
What smote you? Well, wait till you hear.
372
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,917
There's a funny thing nereus mentioned,
373
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:13,917
and I guess I only forgot to pass it on.
374
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,125
Only a god can pick the golden apples.
375
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,959
You forgot?
376
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,542
I-I thought your demigod thing
might be enough to pull it off.
377
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,333
It was a calculated risk.
378
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:25,750
You calculated, I took the risk!
379
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:28,834
[scoffs] Come on, Pegasus.
We're going home.
380
00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:30,291
[gasps]
381
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:33,125
Ohh!
It's the curse! Help!
382
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:34,333
Sorry, Adonis.
383
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:35,667
I'm not buying.
384
00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:38,542
Wait! As the prince of Thrace,
385
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:40,959
heir to the throne of King Cinyras, I...
386
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,959
I... I need you to save my life, Hercules.
387
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,125
I have no other hope.
388
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:49,500
All right, heir to the throne.
389
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:50,709
Who's gonna pick those apples?
390
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,333
Well, there is someone available.
391
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:54,917
[Hercules] Atlas? No way!
392
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,040
I'm gonna get stuck holding up the sky
forever!
393
00:16:57,165 --> 00:16:58,165
No, you won't.
394
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,458
I'll make sure of that. Trust me.
395
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,291
Trust you?
396
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:03,917
Rrrr!
397
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,500
World's biggest dope right here, folks.
398
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:07,750
That's me!
399
00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:10,625
Come and see the world's
biggest dope!
400
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:12,500
I knew I could count on you.
401
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,125
Just remember to lift with your legs,
402
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,125
not your back.
403
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,250
Hey, you're a natural!
404
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,666
[straining] OK! I got it!
405
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:22,250
Just hurry back!
406
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,458
Right.
407
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:24,458
Come on, little mortal.
408
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:27,458
Um, that's actually
"little mortal prince."
409
00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:28,834
You think I care?
410
00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:32,375
No. Nobody else seems to. Why should you?
411
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,125
So, what do you need these for?
412
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,250
I angered Gaia, and she cursed me.
413
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,875
Angered Gaia?
414
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,375
World's biggest dope right here, folks!
415
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,333
That's him! Come see the world's
biggest dope!
416
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:50,458
Ah!
417
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,458
Thank you, o mighty Atlas.
418
00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:58,834
Ah, don't mention it.
419
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:00,500
Feels good to stretch, you know?
420
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,125
Whew!
421
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:08,291
I'm sure this is a welcome respite
for you, Mr. Atlas,
422
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:11,250
But my associate and I
are on a very tight schedule,
423
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:12,542
So if you wouldn't mind...
424
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:13,667
What do you need him for?
425
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,458
You got your apples. Ditch him.
426
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:18,083
Hmm. You do have a point.
427
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:20,667
Yeah! Why don't you come with me?
428
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:24,000
I hear they got a calydonian pita kitchen
in crete now.
429
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:25,417
Come on! What do you say?
430
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:28,709
I can't leave Hercules behind,
431
00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:30,166
but what do I do?
432
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,667
I've always used money
to solve my problems.
433
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:36,625
And so I shall again!
Oh, clever head!
434
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,750
I'm in, Mr. Atlas!
435
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:39,750
Great!
436
00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:42,750
But Hercules has all of my cash.
437
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:45,792
[Hercules] What do you mean?
438
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,375
I don't have your money!
439
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,583
Hercules, don't you remember?
440
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:51,583
I said, "Hold my coin purse,"
441
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:56,709
and you said, "Whatever you command,
your royal, royal highness."
442
00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:59,332
Hmm? Oh! Oh, right, right!
443
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,166
Yeah, now I remember. Yeah, OK.
444
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:04,709
Uh, I just need to
reach inside my tunic...
445
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:06,583
Atlas, be a sport, will you,
446
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,834
And hold the sky while Hercules
gets my money?
447
00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:09,834
Oh, yeah, sure.
448
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:13,667
Unh!
449
00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:14,917
Thanks.
450
00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:16,709
Oh, and, uh,
451
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:18,583
lift with your legs, not your back.
452
00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:23,000
Farewell, foolish titan!
453
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:25,834
Oh, you stinking mortals!
454
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:36,333
Short lifers!
455
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:42,083
-[neigh]
-[Hercules and Adonis] Aah!
456
00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:50,834
-[Pegasus groaning]
-Oh, no! Pegasus!
457
00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:52,667
Are you all right?
458
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,000
He's fine.
459
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,500
Can't he just fly it off?
460
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,375
No. I think it's sprained.
461
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,417
Then we'll never get to thrace by sunset.
462
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,709
[sighs]
Good night, sweet prince.
463
00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:06,667
Like flights of angels--
464
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,667
No. There has to be another way.
465
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,542
Hmm...
466
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:11,792
Maybe I could--
467
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:13,375
Give it up, Hercules.
468
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,125
You've done all you can.
469
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:18,000
But you'd be on your way to Thrace
if you hadn't come back for me.
470
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,709
Oh. You're right.
471
00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:21,458
What is this odd new feeling?
472
00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:24,125
That's the feeling of having done
the right thing.
473
00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:26,000
Oh, this is a cruel curse.
474
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:32,125
And so, the prince of Thrace
shall lay down amongst nature's glory
475
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:36,291
And await the cold grasp of Hades himself.
476
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:37,208
Hmm.
477
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:38,917
You don't happen to have a pillow, do you?
478
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,041
Wait! That's it!
479
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:40,959
You have a pillow?
480
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:42,834
No! Nature's glory!
481
00:20:42,917 --> 00:20:44,000
Don't you see, Adonis?
482
00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:45,834
Gaia's not just in Thrace.
483
00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:48,000
Mother nature is all around us.
484
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:48,959
You think?
485
00:20:49,417 --> 00:20:52,500
Gaia, mother of earth, I call upon you!
486
00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:08,125
What now? Can't a girl
get a little shuteye?
487
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:09,834
Well, I'll be a commoner.
488
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:10,917
You're on, Adonis.
489
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,667
Um, mighty Gaia,
I apologize for waking you.
490
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:15,792
Twice now.
491
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:19,083
I offer these golden apples as my penance.
492
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,792
Golden apples?
493
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:28,959
Mmm! Delicious!
494
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:30,166
Thanks, mortal.
495
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,417
OK. Curse removed.
496
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:34,625
Now go back to your little lives...
and let me sleep!
497
00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:39,500
I'm... alive!
498
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,291
Ha ha!
499
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:45,458
The prince of Thrace
has single-handedly defeated death itself!
500
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:47,291
[scoffs] Single-handedly?
501
00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:48,750
Uh... ahem.
502
00:21:48,834 --> 00:21:51,792
You're right.
Thank you, Hercules. You've been a prince.
503
00:21:51,917 --> 00:21:54,083
Of course, you understand that's
just a figure of speech.
504
00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:55,750
I mean, really.
505
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:57,750
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
506
00:21:58,542 --> 00:22:00,542
♪ Young Adonis was a lucky curse ♪
507
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,834
♪ But he's still the prince of fools ♪
508
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:06,125
♪ If mighty Midas had a friend like Herc ♪
509
00:22:06,208 --> 00:22:08,959
♪ He wouldn't be the king of mules ♪
510
00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:10,542
Hey!
511
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:13,583
[Bob] Ladies!
512
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:17,000
Sorry, baby. That one was just
too catchy to throw out
513
00:22:21,041 --> 00:22:23,000
[theme music playing]
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