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♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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[Bob reading]
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[Poseidon] Hah-hah! That's it.
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Ha! Get 'em with a left-- [chomping]
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Go on. Jab! Jab! [laughs]
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Knock 'em in the air bladder!
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What? What?
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-That was not below the dorsal!
-[honking]
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Uh-oh.
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[whistles] Elmer! Here, boy! Calamari.
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Yum yum yum yum yum.
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[chirping]
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98... 99...
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Poseidon, honey, I'm home!
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...100. [grunts]
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Oh, hey, cutie,
I didn't even hear you coming.
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Whew, what a workout.
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I earned a break. Did you get the paper?
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Not until you do your
post-workout stretch.
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Besides, the Greekly World News
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is nothing but gossip anyway.
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Hey!
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Good boy, Elmer.
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Uh--
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Come on, Amphitrite, I always get a kick
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out of the
"Where are they now?" column. [laughs]
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It's always some chump
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drying out in the Bellerophon clinic,
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or some poor slob too fat to--
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[gasps] "Where is Poseidon now?"
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You're scaring Elmer, honey.
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Where am I? Ha!
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Maybe a nice flash flood will remind them.
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[grunting]
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Now, dear, this will not help
your public image.
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Why don't you have a festival?
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All the gods are doing it these days,
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Bacchus, Aphrodite--
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Oh, I'd rather flood something!
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Think about it.
A whole day devoted to you
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and nobody else but you.
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[Bob] And so the God of the Sea
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decreed the first annualPoseidon's Cup Regatta.
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Translation,
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the big ol' fish decided to throw
a big ol' boat race.
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[screeching]
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[Bob] Every sea-faring Greek--
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And that's just about all of 'em, honey.
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Was soon catching Poseidon's cup fever.
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Oh, and, darling,
even Hercules was not about to miss
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the hottest ticket of the season.
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-[yawns]
-[man] Ow! Hey!
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Oh! Sorry.
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[groans]
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I just had a vision
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that I was going to sleep in line,
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in a public square, so I could buy tickets
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for the Poseidon's Cup Regatta.
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That was no vision. You did it.
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OK, first thing after school,
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I'm getting a life.
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This is what separates
the hard-core Poseidon fans
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from the wannabes.
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Hey, the line's moving.
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Three student tickets for--
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[gasps] Ohh!
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Oh, poor baby.
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I suppose your servants waited in line
for your tickets, Adonis.
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Ticket? Ha! I'm racing.
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I shall claim victory for Team Thrace
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in my father's yacht, The Insipid.
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Oh, yeah? Talk to the hand, Adonis.
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I mean, talk to this hand.
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Oh, you stand behind your convictions.
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Cassandra, I set 'em up,
Herc knocks 'em down.
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Oh... yeah?
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Now, see, I never would
have thought of that pause
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between "Oh" and "Yeah."
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That's what makes us a great team.
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I'll show the winner's trophy
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and tell about my triumph in class.
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Show and tell, hmm...
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That could catch on.
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I better copyright that quickly.
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[grunts] I'll give ya show and tell!
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[grunts]
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Don't tell me, Prim-Adonis?
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I paint 'em up. Herc punches 'em down.
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It's therapeutic.
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I'd do anything to wipe that smug smile
off his face.
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Ooh! Try turpentine. [yells]
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Herc, instead of demolishin' the joint,
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why don't you just win
the Poseidon's cup yourself?
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It'll look great on your hero resume,
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and you'll get to rub it
in princy boy's face.
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-Yeah!
-Yeah!
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Except... [sigh]
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We don't have a boat.
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[Philoctetes] Granted, it ain't much,
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but if it weren't for this little tub,
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Jason would still be stuffing
pimentos at the olive works.
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Thanks anyway, Phil,
but I don't think I'd have a chance
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against a racing yacht like The Insipid.
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Well, not with that attitude, you don't.
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So it's a fixer-upper.
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With me as your helmsman,
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you could row a bucket and win, baby.
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Together, we're unsink-- [blubbering]
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It couldn't hurt to get Poseidon
on your good side either.
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You know, make an offering,
sacrifice something.
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I'm not a strong swimmer!
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Him, for example.
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Help me!
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♪ There's just a couple days left ♪
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♪ But the prize is stillWithin your reach ♪
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♪ Get to it, you know you can do it ♪
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♪ If you put your heads together ♪
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♪ And apply a little elbow grease ♪
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♪ Get to it, you know you can do it ♪
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♪ Come on, boys, it's not too late ♪
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♪ To whip this sorry ship in shape ♪
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♪ You can do it ♪
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♪ It's not unthinkable ♪
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♪ You can do it ♪
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♪ You'll be unsinkable ♪
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♪ Give it all you've got ♪
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♪ And if that's not enough ♪
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♪ It wouldn't hurt to drop ♪
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♪ A drachma in Poseidon's cup ♪
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Oh, ho ho! Check this out, huh?
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Thanks to the race,
every Greek and his brother
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is dishing up offerings.
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Where is Poseidon now, eh? Ha ha.
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He's right here, baby.
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[chirps]
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Aww... you have to read this, dear.
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-Oh, yeah? What did they give me?
-Just read it, it's sweet.
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[Icarus] "Dear Poseidon,
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you are my very, very, very favorite god.
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Because without you,
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we wouldn't have water,
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and we really, really need water.
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But since we're on the subject,
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why all the salt? I don't get it."
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Well, who wrote this?
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Oh, hey, it's the kid who flew
too close to the sun.
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Ha ha ha. Loser!
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[gasps] But, honey,
this is what it's all about.
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This boy appreciates you.
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Amphitrite, my dear,
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this is what it's all about! Heh heh!
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Ha ha ha!
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Ho! That's it, partner.
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We are now official participants
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in the Poseidon Cup Regatta.
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But, Icarus, I don't think our boat--
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Oh, ho, look, a fellow mariner.
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Pardon me while I fraternize.
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Yar! Ahoy, matey!
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Uh, batten down the poop deck,
me hearties.
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Yo-ho! Yo, thar, swabby?
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Eh, I'm Ted, activities director
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On the Deucalion magic cruise line.
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Deck chair?
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OK! That is one salty sea dog!
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Hang on... I'm getting a vision.
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A boat... A boat sinking.
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[gasps]
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Oh! Oh! Thanks for reminding me, hon.
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We still need a good luck charm
for our boat. Come on.
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Ooh. Bleh. Aye!
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Ooh! Bleh! Wow.
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Amphitrite.
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Beauty.
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Herc. Herc...
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-Herc!
-Can we get out of here
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-before disaster strikes?
-[horse neighing]
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Wait. Is that who I think it is?
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[Cassandra] It's Hilas,
Greece's bad boy of rowing.
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Now can we get out of here?
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Whoa! Check out his chariot.
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Now, Hilas,
you've broken every rowing record
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and won every regatta.
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What will keep you motivated
for the Poseidon's cup?
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Homer, it's simple.
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I'll be getting one obscene
boatload of drachma
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to row The Insipid.
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Soon the Poseidon's cup
will belong to Team Thrace.
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Oh, I can taste victory.
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Can you taste it, son? Can you?
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Mm-hmm.
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Delicious.
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We've got the winning combination,
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the fastest ship in the islands,
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every commercial sponsor in Greece,
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and the most powerful rower.
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Ah, here he is now.
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Hilas!
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Whoo, ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Whaa!
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Ooh!
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Aah!
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Ooh! I'm telling you, it winked at me.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Ooh! Aah!
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Aah!
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Oof!
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[snaps]
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[snapping]
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Whoa-- whoa-- whoa!
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Whaa!
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Aah!
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Ooh!
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My arms, I can't move my arms!
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Now who's going to row The Insipid?
Adonis, if I lose the Poseidon's cup
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because of this...
your servants are grounded.
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No, Daddums! I'll get you another rower.
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Pick anyone. I'll get him.
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[creaking]
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[gasps]
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He's a classmate of yours, isn't he?
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I want him!
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Hercules? Daddums, no!
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Yes! I want Hercules.
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Ho! Check out the Amphitrite's Wink.
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The ship that's hip.
The trireme that's extreme.
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The yacht that's not.
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So, what is your angle? What is your edge?
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What is your, um, um, modus operandi?
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Worry not, Daedalus,
Hercules is on our team.
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Ah... and he is strong, abnormally so.
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Herc, my friend.
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-Friend?
-Oh, come on, we're buds.
262
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,959
Uh, yeah. Excuse me, but I'm late.
263
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:33,625
Of course you are.
You don't even have a decent sun dial.
264
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:38,417
The Atlantis, it's the diver's choice,
waterproof to 500 feet...
265
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:42,083
And how do you expect to get anywhere
in sandals like that?
266
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,625
Imported from marathon,
267
00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:49,208
designed by the goddess
of victory herself.
268
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,417
Ooh, do you feel that chill?
269
00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:53,750
Here, dad made extras.
270
00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:55,000
Adonis, you shouldn't.
271
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:57,500
Nonsense. Friends give.
272
00:12:57,583 --> 00:13:00,083
In fact, I convinced daddums
273
00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:03,834
that he should give you a chance
to row The Insipid in the Poseidon's cup.
274
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,959
Row for you? But I-- I--
275
00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:07,959
You'd be replacing Hilas.
276
00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:09,750
Hilas, the bad boy of rowing?
277
00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,959
Just picture the headlines:
278
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:15,834
Bye-bye, bad boy, hello, Herc.
279
00:13:15,917 --> 00:13:18,166
You'd be famous. You'd be admired.
280
00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:21,792
You'd be, dare I say it, a hero.
281
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,458
[gasps] Wow.
282
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:27,917
You're gonna what?
283
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,917
Icarus, Team Thrace needs me.
284
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,917
Well, what about team us?
285
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,542
I thought we were gonna
wipe the smug smile off Adonis' face?
286
00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:38,583
Sure, at first, but it-- it turns out
287
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,625
Adonis isn't so bad after all.
288
00:13:40,709 --> 00:13:43,667
[gasps] I don't even know you.
289
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,040
Look, Team Thrace has a yacht.
290
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,250
It's-- it's state-of-the-art
and everything.
291
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,000
Well, what's wrong with Amphitrite's Wink?
292
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:51,417
I'm in this to win,
and-- and Cassandra already called it,
293
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,000
the Wink is gonna sink.
294
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,792
Gah! Oh, is that right?
295
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,290
Well, I'd rather sink in the Wink
296
00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:58,750
then race for Thrace.
297
00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:01,625
Then why don't you row her?
298
00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:03,625
Well, maybe I will.
299
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,583
-Fine!
-Fine!
300
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,250
[cries]
301
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:18,625
This time I set myself up,
and Herc knocked me down.
302
00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:24,083
Your friend has just strayed off course.
303
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:25,834
He'll find his way back.
304
00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:28,458
Oh, easy for you-- aah!
305
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:32,083
Hey! You talked!
306
00:14:32,165 --> 00:14:35,542
Daedalus! Daedalus.
307
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,750
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
308
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,250
I know you lost your
abnormally strong partner.
309
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:42,500
It doesn't matter.
We're going to improvise.
310
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:46,250
[Bob] And they worked into the night.
311
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,332
While the fancy shmancy yacht club
312
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:52,000
had a real nice clambake. Mmm.
313
00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:54,333
Wait a minute.
314
00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:55,834
Aah-- uhh.
315
00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:57,458
What's our boy doing down there?
316
00:14:57,542 --> 00:14:58,917
[Bob] Where have you been, girl?
317
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,917
Hercules is the guest of honor.
318
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,959
Team Thrace welcomes... Hercules!
319
00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:08,750
[cheering]
320
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:11,542
This is weird.
I mean, I haven't even won anything yet,
321
00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:12,875
and everyone's treating me like a hero.
322
00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:15,041
You are what you wear.
323
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,834
Hmph! Hercules.
324
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,333
He may have saved my life,
325
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:22,208
but he'll never take
my place, right, ladies?
326
00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:25,500
-Did you say Hercules?
-Oh! The good boy of rowing?
327
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:28,875
-[shrieking]
-But-- but I'm-- I'm the bad boy.
328
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,375
Hey, look. I've--
I've got a risqué tattoo.
329
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,375
-Ah, Mr. Hercules?
-Hercules?
330
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:38,709
We'll take a question from... Homer.
331
00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:43,083
Hercules, is Team Thrace
ready for tomorrow's competition?
332
00:15:43,165 --> 00:15:44,709
Ha ha. Well, Homer, I--
333
00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:46,667
With myself at the helm
334
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:49,250
and my dear chum Hercules at the oars,
335
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:53,125
our greatness
shall overshadow Poseidon himself!
336
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,333
-Right, partner?
-Team Thrace rules!
337
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:58,333
Are you saying
you're bigger than Poseidon?
338
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:01,917
Homer, heh heh, you can quote me on that.
339
00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:04,500
[Thalia] Mmm... Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
340
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:07,417
Guess there's nothing like
hob-nobbing with royalty
341
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,875
to make our boy feel a little high
and mighty himself.
342
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:21,291
It is a stunningly handsome vessel.
343
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,333
The best money can buy.
344
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:24,667
Are you ready, son?
345
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,834
Ready to quit being
buddy-buddy with jerk--
346
00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:31,250
Hercules, buddy! Ready to win?
347
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,667
Team Thrace rules.
348
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,750
[laughs]
349
00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:36,542
You've got to be kidding me.
350
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:39,000
Ah, ha... Daedalus, I'm, uh...
351
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:40,667
getting wax wing flashbacks here.
352
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,750
Nonsense. Pull the lever!
353
00:16:49,165 --> 00:16:52,458
Just keep your hands on the helm
and my auto-oar will do the rest.
354
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,792
Extra ticket? Anyone have an extra ticket?
355
00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:56,792
Take it. Stupid regatta.
356
00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,333
Oh, I knew it!
357
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:01,667
Oh, Herc, I knew you'd be back.
358
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:02,875
-This is gonna be great--
-Icarus, wait.
359
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:05,458
I just came by to wish you luck.
360
00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:06,625
Oh!
361
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:08,333
Well, thanks,
362
00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:11,250
but maybe I don't need your good luck.
363
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:12,916
Well, then maybe I take it back.
364
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,583
-Fine!
-Fine!
365
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,165
It's not fine, guys.
366
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,875
My vision? Disaster?
367
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,916
Remember?
368
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,458
Too late. It already happened.
369
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:26,500
[announcer] Oarsmen, helmsmen,take your places!
370
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:30,333
As always, thanks for listening.
371
00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:51,542
[gasps]
372
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,250
Welcome, mortals.
373
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:05,125
You have helped make my Cup Regatta
even more popular
374
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:08,583
than Bacchus' taste of Caledonia.
375
00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:09,959
[cheering]
376
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:12,875
-All right, Poseidon!
-All right!
377
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,542
Poseidon is back!
378
00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,333
Enjoy the race, everyone.
379
00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:21,208
But before we start, who is Team Thrace?
380
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:22,959
-Right here!
-That's me!
381
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:25,709
Bigger than Poseidon, eh?
382
00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:27,542
-He-- he said it.
-Well-- well, technically,
383
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,583
I'm really not on the team.
384
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,250
Let the race begin!
385
00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:39,083
[Adonis] Heave ho, heave ho!
386
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,250
Keep going, we've got the lead!
387
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,667
[laughs]
388
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,041
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
389
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,709
[whistling]
390
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:53,166
Whoa!
391
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:54,792
Adonis, are you OK?
392
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:55,875
Just row,
393
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,875
and don't make Poseidon any angrier
than you already have.
394
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:00,041
Hey, I wasn't the one who--
395
00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:01,583
Just row!
396
00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:04,417
Aah!
397
00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:10,166
[groans] Here comes Mr. Big Mouth.
398
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,208
[laughs]
399
00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:18,959
I'll show them a big mouth. Oh, Charybdis!
400
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,458
Hungry?
401
00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:26,458
Thanks to you,
Poseidon is gonna sink us!
402
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:31,834
You're no hero, Hercules,
you're just a hired oar,
403
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:33,542
and that's all you'll ever be.
404
00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:35,458
Team Thrace stinks.
405
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:38,500
What did you say? Aah!
406
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:39,417
[gasps]
407
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:41,208
Aah!
408
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:42,709
Uhh! Hold on!
409
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,041
[gasps]
410
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:53,083
We can still win. Row, Hercules, row!
411
00:19:57,959 --> 00:20:02,291
Slow down, skipper, slow down!
412
00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:04,208
Oh, Herc!
413
00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:06,208
Oh, you came back!
414
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:07,208
Come on, Icarus, jump!
415
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:11,500
No! A captain does not abandon his ship.
416
00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:13,166
[growls]
417
00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:17,041
Eew!
418
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:23,917
You did it! We're alive!
419
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,166
There.
420
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:30,041
Now my fans can see me in all of my glory.
421
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,709
Here I go again.
422
00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:40,166
Hercules! Help!
423
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:42,667
I'm too beautiful to die!
424
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,166
Uhh!
425
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:45,166
My son!
426
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:51,375
My yacht! No!
427
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:57,208
We have a winner. Ha ha ha.
428
00:20:57,291 --> 00:20:58,875
[cheering]
429
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:04,750
And the Poseidon's cup goes to...
430
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,500
Icarus?
431
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:08,792
Come on, honey.
432
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:12,375
You know he's the only one
who truly deserves it.
433
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:13,500
That's not true.
434
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:16,083
Yes, it is. Icarus earned this.
435
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,583
Earned? Ha ha ha.
436
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:20,834
What a ridiculous concept.
437
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:24,166
Hello, lady?
438
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,500
She was alive, I tell ya.
439
00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:30,458
Congratulations, Icarus.
440
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:31,875
And, uh... [clears throat]
441
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,333
FYI, the salt brings out the flavor
in our favorite foods.
442
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,917
Winning is not everything,
443
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,792
but I am nevertheless intensely happy.
444
00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:44,583
Wow. Ho!
445
00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:46,667
I really didn't have a speech,
446
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:49,542
but I'd like to thank
Poseidon and his missus.
447
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:52,333
Daedalus, couldn't have
done it without you, man.
448
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:56,667
And of course, my lovely Cassandra.
449
00:21:56,792 --> 00:21:59,417
And finally, a very special whoopee
450
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:03,041
for my once and future
best friend, Hercules.
451
00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:06,959
[cheering]
452
00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:08,875
[Icarus] This time, he set me up--
453
00:22:08,959 --> 00:22:10,000
Mine!
454
00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:14,458
So you could knock him down.
455
00:22:18,291 --> 00:22:20,250
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