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♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Is he bold? ♪-♪ No one braver ♪
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-♪ Is he sweet? ♪-♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one, a zero, zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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[Hercules reading]
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[Icarus] Hoo! That's it!
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T.Z.I. Friday, Baby!
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After five days of hitting the scrolls,
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this melon needs rest and relaxation.
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I could sleep longer than Endymion,
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yes, sir, which is a very long time.
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Hey, look it up.
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You know, Icarus,
silence is touched by Midas.
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Look it up.
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No rest for me this weekend.
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Phil and I are joining Greece's top heroes
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for the great Cledonian boar hunt.
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You're going to hunt a big pig?
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It's a total honor.
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Yeah, I'm sure the boar
is just bursting with pride.
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You know, I don't know if I could sneak up
on a living, breathing animal,
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look him in the eye and, aah!
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Blood! It's bloo--
That's it! I'm a vegetarian.
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Ketchup is a vegetable.
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[Phil] Come on, kid.
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Let's get on the inter-city-state
before rush hour.
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See you guys Monday.
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I'm going to bag a boar. Ha ha!
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Hey, look no further.
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Icarus, I see filthy men
splattered in blood
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poking sticks into a rotting carcass.
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You're having a premonition
about Herc's hunting trip?
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No, somebody left the door
to the kitchen open.
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[bulls grunt]
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[Phil] You heard the lady, Herc.
Buckle up.
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Ooh, look, a Starbacchus
with a drive-through.
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Ooh, another Starbacchus.
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-Boy, that god knows how to franchise.
-[toilet flushes]
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Shouldn't have had
that second cup of coffee.
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Hey, is that a nymph?
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Nah, just a tree with a shapely trunk.
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[Hercules] Oh, what's that stench?
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[Phil] Ew! We're passing
the Augean stables.
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They got to get somebody
to clean out those things.
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Oy.
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We've got to make a pit stop
to pick up the boys.
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Kid, I can't wait for you
to meet my buddies,
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admired by men, loved by women.
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Genuine role models.
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[belches]
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Ooh, what's the story on that one?
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This little beauty is the Orion 2000
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semiautomatic crossbow,
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fires 25 arrows per second.
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Your prey don't stand a chance.
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It's hamburger before it hits the ground.
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Ain't she a beauty?
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Ooh, she is.
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Want to buy her? No i.d., no wait.
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We'll take it. [belches]
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And another sixer of grape juice.
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Hey, you old gasbag, you.
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Nestor, Meleager, get over here.
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Phil!
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[all] Boar! Boar! Boar! Boar!
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Huh!
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Kid, this is Nestor,
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one of the greatest hunters ever.
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His aim is so true,
he can hit an ionian gadfly
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from the top of Mount Parnassus,
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which is very far. Look it up.
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I am keen of sight.
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And Meleager.
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Mel can hear a twig crunch
on the far side of Crete.
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Huh? You talking to me?
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-I said--
-Got you! Ha ha ha ha!
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Wow! It's an honor to meet real heroes.
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Guys, this is Hercules.
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This kid's going to be bigger
than the Colossus at Rhodes.
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A hero can make or break
his rep on the hunt.
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Hey, welcome to the party, rookie!
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Yes! I am so in.
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[Phil] Wait till you guys taste
my boar hunt kickoff dinner,
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a medley of red meats, tossed bacon salad,
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and mincemeat pie.
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Ha ha. We're talking belch-athon.
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Ah, the great outdoors.
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[belches]
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[belches]
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This is the life, eh, Herc?
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[belches]
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Yeah.
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Good one, kid. You're going to do fine.
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-Just got to stay frosty.
-You said it.
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Every year it gets harder
even to find a boar.
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I thought Caledonia was full of boars.
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It used to be.
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But every year we see less and less.
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But the ones we see,
we shoot them on sight, right?
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Whoa! Hoo-hoo-hoo! Hey, I hear something.
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I see two fleas and a gnat.
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That's it?
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Yep, two fleas and a gnat.
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They just landed
on the snout of that boar.
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Party time! Party time!
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Whoo!
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We need a bigger wagon.
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[boar growling]
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I should have taken
the optional insurance.
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Ugh... he's pushing us over a cliff!
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The party's just getting started, kid.
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It's not a party!
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Whoa!
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[all] Aah!
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[groaning]
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Party's over.
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Chiron.
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Hello, ladies. Ha ha ha ha.
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That was a rental.
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Don't tell me you didn't take out
the optional insurance?
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Quit eyeballing me, boy.
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You're, you're Chiron, trainer of heroes.
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True heroes.
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A recent student of mine, Themistocles,
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just single-handedly sank
the entire Persian navy.
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Why don't you join them?
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And then there's Pheidippides.
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He ran all the way to Marathon,
set a world's record,
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-and invented the need for bunion pads...
-You invented the need for earplugs.
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And I just signed a powerhouse
out-of-towner named Samson.
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Yeah, yeah, I've seen him,
muscle-bound, needs a haircut.
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Wow! You handled all those guys?
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Those and more, son.
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I've trained a long line of heroes,
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each and every one a success,
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unlike a certain horn-head I know.
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Hey, Phil's a great trainer.
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He's the best.
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And Herc here is going to be
the greatest hero of them all.
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Yeah, yeah, they call me killer.
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[boar growling]
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The hunt is on, killer. Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Here's the chance
to show him your stuff, kid.
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[horns blaring]
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[horn squeaks]
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Phil, what happens after we get the boar,
do we eat him?
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Nah the meat's too tough.
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Well, uh, can we make hunting
capes from the boar's hide?
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Not a good idea. Boar hair is very coarse.
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Chafes like a rug burn.
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Well, so, what do we get out of this?
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You get to carve a notch in your spear.
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Shh. Boar tracks. He's close.
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[boar grunting]
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[sighs]
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I just can't do it.
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Throw already!
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[squealing]
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What were you thinking?
You had a clean shot!
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Aah!
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Whoa!
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[both] Whoa!
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[shouting]
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[both] Whoa!
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Aah!
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[snarls]
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I-I don't know what happened.
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I was really looking forward
to killing for sport.
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I'm as shocked as you are.
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Let's just pray
that nobody saw you flinch.
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Psst. Hey, Flincher.
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[laughing]
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Don't sweat it, kid. It's your first time.
You got scared.
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That's not it, Phil.
I wasn't scared at all.
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I just, I just couldn't kill that boar.
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Now you're talking crazy talk.
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[Chiron] I'm telling you.
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He looked like a deer
caught in the moonlight.
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Ooh! Ooh! Hey, Phil.
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Where's the comedy, fellas?
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Ha ha ha ha! Oh, it's nothing.
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Just something Chiron said...
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Flincher.
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Chiron came up with that one
'cause the kid flinched.
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You get it, huh?
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Flincher.
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It just fits, you know?
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OK, so the kid was green
his first time at spear.
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It happens.
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But tomorrow, seek some high ground
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'cause boar blood will flow.
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Uh, I don't think so, Phil.
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-Kid, let me do the talking.
-I've been doing a lot of thinking.
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Let me do the thinking too.
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This boar hunt, it's not for me.
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No. really. Let me do the talking.
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I can't believe a hero is somebody
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who kills just to put
a notch on his spear.
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You don't have to do the notch,
forget the notch.
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Just do the killing part.
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I'm sorry, Phil.
You can't hit the boar,
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but you can nail
the trainer's heart bull's-eye.
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The kid will come around. I know it.
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Yeah, right, and I've got some beachfront
property on Atlantis to sell you.
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Kid, you really put your foot
in it this time.
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[laughter continues]
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Whoa! Ugh. Ugh.
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Uh-oh.
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What's the limit on boar hunters?
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I can explain.
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Wait. Aren't you Artemis,
Goddess of the Wild?
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Yeah, that's my bio,
and y'all are trespassing in my temple.
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Well, I don't see any temple.
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[bats chirping]
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The backwoods are my temple,
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and you're going to rue the day
you ever started hunting in them.
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Hunting? Me? Sorry.
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You snagged the Flincher.
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Say, you aren't a hunter, are you?
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I can see it in your eyes.
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My critters kind of like you, too.
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[birds chirping]
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[whistles]
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Cut him down!
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[bird shrieks]
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So, tell me.
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What in the blue blazes
are you doing out here?
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Well, I wouldn't spear a boar,
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and the other hunters
laughed at me, so I left.
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Good for you. There aren't
many Caledonian boars left.
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If they go, what's next, unicorns?
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I never thought of it like that.
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The boars need a fella like you.
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Yes, yes, yes, I love you,
too, but not now.
256
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It's time for a new kind of hero.
257
00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:20,041
Hero? I'm there.
258
00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,375
You're where?
259
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:23,625
It's, uh, it's an expression.
260
00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:25,792
You kind of talk funny.
261
00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:28,750
Oh, well, but anyway, I must skedaddle.
262
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:32,333
So it's set. You are
my new eco-hero, OK?
263
00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:33,417
We got a deal?
264
00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:39,834
Uh, deal, but what's the "eco" part mean?
265
00:13:40,792 --> 00:13:42,417
Protect the boars.
266
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,625
[unicorn whinnies]
267
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,458
[bird chirps]
268
00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:59,000
Ah, that was the weirdest dream.
269
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:01,166
It wasn't a dream.
270
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,875
I promised Artemis I'd protect the boars.
271
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:08,917
Oh, no, Phil will never forgive me.
272
00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:11,250
What am I going to do?
273
00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:19,417
All right, all right.
Enough with the cute furry... yuck.
274
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:22,250
A deal's a deal.
275
00:14:27,542 --> 00:14:30,542
[horn blares off-key]
276
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,792
I thought Herc would be back by now.
277
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,458
That kid can be so stubborn.
278
00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:39,542
Well, two can play at that game.
279
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:42,875
Who am I kidding? I got to find the kid.
280
00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:45,667
I'd never forgive myself
if something happens to him.
281
00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:49,125
Hark. What's that I hear?
282
00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:53,417
Could it be a wood nymph, perchance?
283
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:59,542
-[woman singing]
-A small detour won't hurt.
284
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:03,709
Ahem. Oh, Ms. Nymph!
285
00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:05,709
[gasps] Who's there?
286
00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:08,875
A brave and mighty boar hunter.
287
00:15:08,959 --> 00:15:12,208
A big brave boar hunter?
288
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:16,333
And mighty, mighty, mighty.
289
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:17,834
Artemis!
290
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,375
Well, well, hey there, boar hunter.
291
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:23,834
Did I say boar hunter?
292
00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:26,125
No, I meant bored with hunting,
293
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:29,083
and I only eat vegetables,
294
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,375
recycled vegetables.
295
00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:34,875
Ha! If lies were children,
you'd be Hecuba.
296
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,040
She had scads. Look it up.
297
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,792
Now you get a whupping.
298
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:42,208
[muffled screaming]
299
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:43,709
Blech!
300
00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:46,917
Oh, for crying out loud,
I'm working here, walleye!
301
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,125
Aah!
302
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:01,542
Well, nanny goat man,
let's see what kicks you get
303
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,792
from the other end of the pointy sticks.
304
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,250
Whoa! Whoa!
305
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:17,792
Ooh.
306
00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:20,125
But you make a right handsome boar.
307
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:22,208
You know, with any luck,
308
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,041
you'll make it to the end
of hunting season.
309
00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:26,542
Shoot! I plumb forgot.
310
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:29,709
Around these parts,
it's always hunting season!
311
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,083
[croak]
312
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:35,290
Yes, mama loves you, too, sweetheart.
313
00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:36,875
Mm-hmm. Mm, yeah.
314
00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:40,040
You're killing mama, baby.
Come on, turn loose.
315
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,792
Let, ugh!
316
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,583
Let go!
317
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,542
I hear boar.
318
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,875
I see boar.
319
00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:54,834
I kill boar.
320
00:17:02,709 --> 00:17:06,083
By the gods, you sure are
a scrawny little runt.
321
00:17:06,165 --> 00:17:10,500
And ugly, too. Ha ha!
Don't worry, little piggy!
322
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:13,333
I'll put you right out
of your misery! Ha ha ha!
323
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:17,625
[squealing]
324
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,000
Ah, blast.
325
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,875
Hey, Chiron.
What's going on? Did you see the boar?
326
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,125
Lock and load.
We'll split up and circle the beast.
327
00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:35,750
You go left, and you go right.
328
00:17:36,709 --> 00:17:38,333
Uh, can I ask you,
329
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,834
can you be more specific?
330
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:42,542
Ooh!
331
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:44,583
Specific enough?
332
00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:49,125
Boar's got to be around here somewhere.
333
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:51,542
There!
Cute little fellow,
334
00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:54,458
in an ugly, sort of scrawny way.
335
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,333
[laughing]
336
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:03,458
Yo, boar, your rump is mine!
337
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:09,250
Now, where did that boar get to?
338
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:11,875
What? I can't hear you.
339
00:18:11,959 --> 00:18:14,333
[bird cawing]
340
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,166
[sniffs]
341
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:34,208
[squealing]
342
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:58,542
[screaming]
343
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:03,959
[groaning]
344
00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:10,458
That's two down and Chiron to go.
345
00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:13,709
Ha. I wish Phil could see
his flincher now.
346
00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:15,500
Hey, where is Phil?
347
00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:20,125
[Chiron laughing]
348
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:22,125
Sooey!
349
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:24,208
[squealing]
350
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:35,041
All trussed up and ready for slaughter.
351
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,333
How convenient.
352
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:40,291
Not only scrawny and ugly,
but you are dumb.
353
00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:45,458
[squeals]
354
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:48,709
Chiron, the hunt is over.
355
00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:53,834
The Flincher? No one stops
the hunt, boar-hugger.
356
00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:02,625
[Nestor and Meleager] [muffled screaming]
357
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,834
-[thud]
-Get out of here.
358
00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:13,959
Come on, hide deep in the forest
359
00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:15,375
And never come out.
360
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:22,542
Well, go on. Scat.
361
00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:26,834
Keep him for a pet, boy.
362
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:30,166
He may be the only friend
you'll ever have.
363
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,333
When I spread the tale of your cowardice,
364
00:20:32,417 --> 00:20:34,291
you'll be the laughingstock of Greece.
365
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:36,709
I don't think so!
366
00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:39,917
-Is that--
-Uh-huh. Artemis.
367
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,750
She's very protective of these woods.
368
00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:43,792
Look it up.
369
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,291
[squeals]
370
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:51,709
[chirping]
371
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:59,166
[muffled] Oh, oh! Unh-unh.
372
00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,750
For the love of, aah!
373
00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:04,709
You're ruining my Deus Ex Machina moment.
374
00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:09,875
Well, this boy just whipped
375
00:21:09,959 --> 00:21:11,750
three of the biggest names
in the hero biz.
376
00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:15,000
So who's laughing now?
377
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,834
That's beginner's luck.
378
00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:18,250
Oh, admit it, centaur.
379
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:20,667
You're looking at a new kind of hero,
380
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:24,959
one that doesn't need to prove his manhood
by wiping out a species!
381
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:29,917
Uh, could you do me a favor
and get this boar off?
382
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Whoops. I almost forgot.
383
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:39,041
-Phil?
-[all] Phil?
384
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:40,959
Well, that explains a lot.
385
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,458
You saved me, kid!
386
00:21:48,542 --> 00:21:50,542
Let this here be a lesson.
387
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:53,750
If y'all ever come a-hunting here again,
388
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:56,959
the boar you skewer
may be one of your own.
389
00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:59,208
Now, I'm out of here.
390
00:22:02,959 --> 00:22:05,375
If we can't go boar hunting,
what are we going to do next year?
391
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,291
You tell me.
392
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:08,417
We could meet in Knossos, go bowling.
393
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,917
There aren't any gods
against that, are there?
394
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,166
I don't think so.
395
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,917
Maybe we should, uh, look it up.
396
00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:21,667
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