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♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Is he bold? ♪-♪ No one braver ♪
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-♪ Is he sweet? ♪-♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one, a zero, zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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[Bob narrating]
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In the ancient realm of mythsand monsters,
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there was no beast more fearedthan the Nemean Lion.
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Woe to any hero foolhardyenough to face that toothy maw.
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Ah, but the mighty Herculeswas just such a hero,
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and it was he who...
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[knocks on door]
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[annoyed] Come in!
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Sorry to interrupt.
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[Bob] Are you?
You seem to make a habit of it.
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Oh, you love it.
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Besides, we got to
set the record straight.
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Now just a minute.
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The mighty Hercules vanquishedthe Nemean Lion.
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Everybody knows that.
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Sure, now. but not at the time. Mnh-mnh.
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[Bob] Oh, uh... really?
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Honey, it got complicated.
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Ho ho, Herc!
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You are gonna love this!
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So they've taken you on the same
field trip every year?
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Only since kindergarten.
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Welcome, Prometheus Academy students
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to the Olive Works tour.
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I'm your guide, Pimentocles.
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Soon you will get
a once-in-a-lifetime peek
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into the exciting world of the olive
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and its byproducts,
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olive oil, olive relish, and olive loaf!
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Ooh! The cold cut of Kings.
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Please step away from the tram
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until it comes to a complete stop.
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"Olive" board! Aha ha!
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Oops. [giggles] Just missed the tram.
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But there's another in two minutes.
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[growling]
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How many...
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in... your... party?
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-[roars]
-[screams]
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Did you hear something?
Sounded like a scream.
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Probably somebody who just
finished the tour.
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Cassandra, please.
Show a little reverence.
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We are about to enter
the Hall of Pimentos.
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[Pimentocles] For your safety,
please keep your arms and legs
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inside the tram at all times.
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No pictures.
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Official bas-reliefs of the tour are...
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[growling]
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[screams]
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We all love our fair city of Athens,
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But do you know the story of how
Athens came to be Athens?
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Huh?
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I'd like to think I had
something to do with that.
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It's the mighty Athena!
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Hello, mighty Athena.
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Can you tell us how Athens
came to be Athens?
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Certainly, Mr. Pimentocles.
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Hold your sea horses, lady!
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You can't tell this story
without Poseidon!
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Ha ha ha! He has a point.
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You see, each of these gods
offered this land a gift.
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Accept this everflowing spring,
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good for bathing and whatnot,
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And become Poseidonopolis!
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Or accept this charming olive
tree and become...
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Athens!
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Well, we all know what we went for!
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The more practical gift.
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Sorry, Sea God!
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Athenians want their olives!
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And that's how the olive became
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the backbone of the Athenian economy.
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And now, for a special treat--
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An exclusive peek behind the magic
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of our Pimento packing plant!
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Ha ha!
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I got to get a picture of this!
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Icarus, is this really necessary?
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Come on, honey,
we're making memories here.
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[Pimentocles] Oh, and please, no pictures.
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Official bas-reliefs of the tour
are available at our gift shop.
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It's gotten so commercial.
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Used to be about the olives.
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Here, under climate-controlled conditions,
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we stuff each individual olive
with its hidden treasure.
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I feel like somebody's watching us.
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[dramatically] Oooh! It's the pimentos!
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A thousand little red eyes
that never blink!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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I guess.
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Thank you for joining us!
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And don't forget your
complimentary Kalamatas
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at our hospitality center!
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Heh! Bye!
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[growling]
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Hey!
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[screams]
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OK, that was a scream!
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Oh, come on! Is this all you people do?
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Isn't there anyone in Athens gutsy enough
to fight the Nemean Lion?
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They pay me in Kalamatas! Aaaah!
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Don't panic!
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There's a hero-in-training on the job!
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Uh-oh.
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Uh, Herc, you left one standing.
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-[crashes]
-Oh. Yeah. My mistake.
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Hall of Pimentos demolished.
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Initial reports show no injuries.
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Other than, of course,
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the crippling of the Athenian economy!
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These things are cyclical.
The economy will bounce back.
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So, why are we here?
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Because I want to know just how
that factory crumbled to dust.
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Now, let's see.
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"Cassandra, fashionably
downbeat high-schooler
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cursed with dark visions of doom."
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Well, missy, what did you see?
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I didn't see a thing.
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The seer didn't see. Peachy.
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But you don't have to be clairvoyant
to finger the perpetrator.
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Not when Hercules is involved!
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Oh. But, sir, I--
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Zip it, punk!
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You got a rap scroll
longer than Zeus' beard.
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Reckless driving at the reins
of Apollo's chariot...
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The allegedly accidental attack
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on our beloved leader Pericles...
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And who could forgetthe colossus of Rhodes incident?
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I think we all know who did the crime,
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the same punk who's going to
be doing the time.
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Doing time?
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But it's my first offense!
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Icarus! What are you doing?
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Saving your Olympian behind!
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What are you babbling about,
you little ferret?
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Oh, do I have to spell it out for you?
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This is my confession.
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'Twas I that demolished the building!
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'Twas I that dealt a deadly blow
to the Athenian olive industry!
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'Twas I that...
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Saved Athens from a monster!
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-Who?
-Young man, you're a hero!
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You saved us all from the Nemean Lion.
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Come see!
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We found him knocked out cold
under the olive press.
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Ugh, look at this!
Never even saw what hit me!
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Come here, you weenies!
I demand a fair fight!
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Hey! Somebody step up.
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My employees were terrorized.
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[crying] Those teeth were gigantic
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I knew there was trouble in that factory!
I could feel it!
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Thank Zeus for the young man
who leapt into action.
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What's your name, son?
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Icarus, sir.
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Brave lad! You don't know Fear, do you?
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Well, we're acquaintances.
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The Nemean Lion? In Athens?
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Yeah, Nemea was boring me.
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I was looking to spread the terror.
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Not while our boy Icarus is around.
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This is the guy that whacked me?
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Great. My reputation's shot.
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[chuckling] They think
Icarus is the hero.
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Funny, as long as he doesn't
think he's the hero.
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Ah! That's right, lion!
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I'm bad! You're sad.
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I'm tough! You're bluff.
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I'm... something,
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and you're the negative
of that something, buddy! Ha!
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[Bob reading]
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OK, rookie, let's see some hero hustle!
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Oy! If this keeps up,
I'm gonna run out of discuses.
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-Come on, Pegasus! Come on, boy! Fetch!
-[neighs]
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Good boy!
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Well done, steed.
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Hero-in-training Icarus
reporting for hero training, sir.
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Let me guess,
flew too close to the sun again.
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Uh, heh, I kind of told him
he could drop by.
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He wants to train to be a hero.
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[laughing]
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Him? A hero-in-training?
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Philoctetes, I'm serious.
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I'd like to get in touch
with my heroic side.
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Two words. Ri-diculous.
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Well, maybe you haven't read the papers!
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"Teen hero!" et cetera, et cetera.
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Here. I happen to have
a couple of clippings. Yeah.
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Phil, go easy on him. He's my best friend.
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Say no more.
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Icarus, let me show you something.
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Right there-- that's a hero-in-training.
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He's got the potential, the dedication,
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and most of all,
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the heart.
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Well, I have heart.
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[stammers] I don't--
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Let me put this to you gently.
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You are not a hero-in-training!
End of story!
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You are so right.
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Thanks, Phil.
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That was going easy?
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Eh, it got the job done.
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[Hercules] I don't get it.
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Icarus never skips
a Friday night at Speedy Pita.
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Yeah, if he stays away a few more years
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I might start to miss him.
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I don't even want to know
what he's doing, OK?
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I'm scaring away evildoers, honey.
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What evildoers?
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Exactly!
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Effective, no?
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I love this city-state.
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I must now live in the shadows
to protect it.
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But Phil said--
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I know! And he was so right.
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I realize now that I am
no mere hero-in-training.
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-I am more than that!
-[screams]
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More than even a hero.
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I'm a kind of a-- let's see,
oh, how do I say it?
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Kind of a...
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Superhero!
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Superhero!
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[screaming]
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♪ Who soars like an eagle in flight? ♪
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♪ Icarus ♪
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♪ Who fights for the rightWith his might? ♪
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♪ Icarus ♪
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♪ Who thwarts any threatWithout breaking a sweat ♪
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♪ And looks pretty good in his tights? ♪
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That's me.
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♪ Icarus ♪
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♪ Icarus ♪
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♪ Icarus ♪
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[Hercules] Icarus? Icarus?
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Icarus! Would you listen?
261
00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:12,500
You've got to give up this hero stuff.
262
00:12:12,583 --> 00:12:15,667
We don't expect you to get
completely in touch with reality.
263
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:18,166
Just back to your
previous level of delusion.
264
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:22,166
Guys, I'd like to be Joe Normal
again, I really would,
265
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,792
But I can't turn back now.
266
00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:27,875
Athens needs me.
267
00:12:27,959 --> 00:12:29,959
[man] Icarus, Athens needs you!
268
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,165
See? I told you!
269
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,000
The Nemean Lion's escaped.
270
00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:36,040
[screaming]
271
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,625
Well, it's me he wants...
272
00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:43,500
and I shan't disappoint him.
273
00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:45,750
Icarus! What are you thinking?
274
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,208
You'll get yourself killed!
275
00:12:47,290 --> 00:12:51,000
Ha! Hero-in-training. [scoffs]
276
00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,667
Come on, you stinkin' Athenians!
277
00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:56,083
Where's your hero?
278
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:57,583
Bring me Icarus!
279
00:12:57,959 --> 00:12:59,208
I'm sorry...
280
00:12:59,290 --> 00:13:01,542
But you're going to have to
settle for me tonight.
281
00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:03,709
What is this? Who are you?
282
00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:05,792
The name's Hercules!
283
00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:07,542
Yeah? So?
284
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:10,500
Uh, yeah. Thanks, Herc.
I'll, uh, take it from here.
285
00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:11,583
What?
286
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,083
So, foe...
287
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:14,375
We meet again!
288
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,000
H-h-hold on. Icarus.
289
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,166
Listen to me. This is danger-- oh!
290
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:22,667
[growling]
291
00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:30,458
Icarus!
292
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:45,333
Well, I guess you could say
I won the "mane" event.
293
00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:47,375
Ha! Ho!
294
00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:50,458
Good pun! I am so made for this!
295
00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:52,667
And I'm not "lyin'"-- "lion!"
296
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,583
Ooh! Double pun!
297
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,083
I am so good!
298
00:13:56,165 --> 00:13:58,333
[crowd clamors]
299
00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,583
Calm thyselves, citizens.
300
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,583
No need to make a fuss.
301
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,625
[crickets chirping]
302
00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:07,417
Oh! OK! Go ahead!
303
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,709
Make a fuss!
304
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,417
[cheering]
305
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:12,875
You are kidding me.
306
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:14,542
Ho, did you see that, Herc?
307
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:19,166
Chalk up one more victory
for the hero of Athens!
308
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:21,250
No, Icarus. I beat the lion.
309
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:24,208
Oh, sure you did, boo-boo! Sure you did!
310
00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:26,333
But... but...
311
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:27,709
I'm the hero.
312
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,667
This was a new statue, punk.
313
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:36,083
It's not what it looks like.
314
00:14:36,165 --> 00:14:38,165
Never is with your type, is it?
315
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:41,917
Oh, if only you could be more
like that Icarus kid.
316
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:48,917
[Bob] Icarus says, "No claws for alarm!"
317
00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:58,834
Ho! Good morning, Athens!
318
00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:02,875
It is I, your protector and role model!
319
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:05,959
Quite a turnout for your weirdo buddy.
320
00:15:06,041 --> 00:15:09,709
He hasn't done anything!
I've defeated the Nemean Lion twice! Me!
321
00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:10,625
Phil...
322
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,667
Icarus is not a hero.
323
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:13,709
Mm-hmm.
324
00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:16,834
I mean, you said it yourself
and, boy-oh-boy, were you right.
325
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:17,917
Mm-hmm.
326
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:19,834
Of course, Icarus thinks he's a hero.
327
00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:23,417
I cannot help but detect
a slight edge to you today.
328
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,500
Oh, no, no. No edge. Not really.
329
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,792
It's just--
it should be me in that parade!
330
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:32,834
Herc, being a hero is not about
being in a parade or on a banner
331
00:15:32,959 --> 00:15:34,542
or on the front page.
332
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:35,875
I know, Phil, but--
333
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,709
But it is about saving people,
334
00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:39,333
which you did last night.
335
00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:41,083
In spades, I might add.
336
00:15:41,165 --> 00:15:43,083
Yeah. I did, didn't I?
337
00:15:43,165 --> 00:15:44,000
Yep.
338
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:46,750
Let's just hope you're there
when the time comes.
339
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:48,208
What do you mean? What time?
340
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:52,040
The time the superhero
gets in over his big head.
341
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,165
Ho, thank you!
342
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:55,583
[smooches]
343
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:57,417
I love you!
344
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:58,750
No pictures, please!
345
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:02,875
Official bas-reliefs are
available at my gift shop.
346
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:06,041
Hey, I know where you live!
347
00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:08,166
Oh, you're big man now I'm in a cage!
348
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,750
My tail, my mane, and now insults?
349
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:12,667
I'm gonna eat Icarus.
350
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:15,375
There. I made the vow. It will be done!
351
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:23,792
What's going on? What is all this?
352
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:27,291
It's the media, Herc.
They dog my every move.
353
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:30,625
You'll learn all about them when
you become a full-fledged hero.
354
00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:32,792
Keep an eye on this kid, huh?
355
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:34,290
His name's Hercules,
356
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:37,375
and he is gonna be
one heck of a hero someday.
357
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:38,625
Yeah! Heracles!
358
00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:41,458
Do you hope to someday
be a hero like Icarus?
359
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,125
[crickets chirping]
360
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:46,250
[grumbles] No comment.
361
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:48,959
Icarus! It's the Nemean Lion!
362
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:49,875
He's escaped!
363
00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:52,958
Come on! Again?
364
00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:55,959
I, uh, put in for a better cage
in next year's budget.
365
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,000
Ah! Good work!
366
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:02,208
Herc. Cassandra. Get somewhere safe.
367
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:06,375
The danger zone is no place
for two innocents like you.
368
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,959
Now let's roll, baby!
369
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,625
Right!
370
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,290
Are you gonna bail him out again?
371
00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:16,959
Well, I've got to.
372
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:20,208
Oh, come on, just let him
get lightly mauled.
373
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,208
We've managed to pin him down in there,
374
00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:26,208
but he won't come out until you face him.
375
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:27,959
Go to it, hero!
376
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:30,208
Oh, what a brave lad!
377
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:32,083
Certain death awaits him!
378
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:34,291
[man] A hero to the bitter end.
379
00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:39,041
Icarus is here.
380
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,250
Oh! Hiding are you?
381
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:46,125
Has my reputation frightened the big baby?
382
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:51,333
Maybe the baby has to run back
to his Nemean mommy, eh?
383
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:53,875
Hey! Leave my mother out of this!
384
00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:56,625
Once again fate has brought us together.
385
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:57,792
What took you so long?
386
00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,625
I was watching you, learning your moves.
387
00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:03,417
Oh, is-- I have moves? Really?
388
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,375
Cool!
389
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,750
Yeah, hero. Show me what you're made of.
390
00:18:07,834 --> 00:18:10,375
Oh, ho! You want some of this? Huh?
391
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,625
You want to see what I'm made of?
392
00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:15,166
Well, here's a factory tour, baby!
393
00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:18,667
Ow!
394
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,083
That hurt!
395
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,917
What was that? That's it?
396
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,792
Well... worked before.
397
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:25,709
How did you get me with that lame-o move?
398
00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:29,041
Last time you knocked me so hard
I thought you were a demigod.
399
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:32,250
Demigod? Hmm. Well, that means that, uh...
400
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,834
Oh, no!
401
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:39,625
I'm a big old honkin' fraud!
402
00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:42,709
Herc beat you! I just got the credit!
403
00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:46,417
And then I just surfed
the publicity wave, man!
404
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:50,250
I am so ashamed!
405
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,750
OK. Just stand up already.
406
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,083
You're embarrassing both of us.
407
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,917
[crying] OK. OK. [sniffles] Thanks.
408
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:57,375
[blows nose]
409
00:18:58,917 --> 00:19:00,875
Yeah. Whatever. Who's Herc?
410
00:19:00,959 --> 00:19:03,417
He's the one who really defeated you!
411
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:07,333
Look at me. I'm just a credit hog.
412
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,417
I'm not arguing.
I'll settle up with him later.
413
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,709
Right now, I'm just-- I'm gonna eat you.
414
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,208
[growling]
415
00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:17,500
Ow! My tooth!
416
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:19,500
Paws off my pal, monster!
417
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,000
Hey, that's a good line.
418
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,000
You're Hercules, right?
419
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:26,750
That's right! Hercules. Hero-in-training.
420
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:30,667
And he is gonna mop the floor
with your hide, buddy!
421
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,000
That so?
422
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,875
Well, hero-in-training,
423
00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:37,625
seems I can blame you for
my bent tail and chrome dome!
424
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:38,792
[spits] And my broken tooth!
425
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:40,166
[growling]
426
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,959
[neighing]
427
00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:50,834
Ow!
428
00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:52,208
Fight fair!
429
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,709
[roars]
430
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:23,291
Well, Herc, doesn't look like
you'll ever make full-fledged hero.
431
00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:27,166
Hey! Paws off my pal, baby!
432
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:30,291
Ow!
433
00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:36,917
Whoa!
434
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:38,500
Whoops.
435
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:45,959
Herc?
436
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:48,250
Herc.
437
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:50,250
[sighs]
438
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,750
One more item for my rap scroll, I guess.
439
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,667
Oh, Herc!
440
00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:58,583
You're alive! Will you ever forgive me?
441
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:01,834
I'm a fake! A sham! A pretender!
442
00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:04,166
Icarus, it's OK. I forgive you.
443
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:07,417
No, no! I was sucked into
the hype machine, man!
444
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,959
You deserve the accolades!
445
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:11,041
You deserve the adoration of the masses!
446
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:13,250
A real hero doesn't need
that stuff, Icarus.
447
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,625
I should have known better than
to think I could be a hero.
448
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,500
Come on, when I was in trouble,
you took the blame.
449
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:20,583
You're my hero.
450
00:21:20,709 --> 00:21:23,959
No, no, no! Really? Ooh, buddy!
451
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,417
Maybe I could be like,
you know, your sidekick.
452
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,166
You know, like "sidekick guy"!
453
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:31,041
Like if a bad guy needs to
take a hostage, well,
454
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:32,208
that could be me!
455
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,000
Or, uh, I could organize
your Junior Hero League.
456
00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:37,083
-Uh, Icarus?
-Yeah, Herc.
457
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:39,041
How 'bout a little quiet time?
458
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:41,792
OK, buddy! Say no more!
459
00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:45,250
Quiet like mice. Not even here.
460
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:46,375
Shh.
461
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:56,458
[man] "Icarus," Scene IV. Take I.
462
00:21:56,542 --> 00:21:58,792
[director] And action... cut!
463
00:21:58,959 --> 00:22:00,208
Take II.
464
00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:02,041
Action... cut!
465
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:02,959
Action!
466
00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:05,417
Cut!
467
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,583
Action... cut! Cut!
468
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:13,083
Action... cut!
469
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,375
Action... cut!
470
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,667
Action! Cut! [groans]
471
00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:21,208
[theme music playing]
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