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♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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[Bob reading]
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Prometheus Academy parents,
on behalf of myself, Parentheses,
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and our venerable faculty--
you know who you are--
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welcome, one and all--
except tuition-tardy deadbeats.
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-Let's go.
-Let's go.
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Ha! Open house! Oh, yeah!
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Get to see the parents on campus.
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Groovy.
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Icarus, you see your father
every day in shop class.
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No! Not my parents, silly!
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I'm meeting the two people
who dared to take a dream
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and make it a reality--
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A dream called Cassandra.
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I'm having a nightmare--
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A nightmare called Icarus.
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It's funny-- some kids' parents
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re nothing like I pictured...
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Oh!
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[Hercules] And some are... exactly.
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So, Herc, can we expect
an earthly appearance
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by big daddy "Z"?
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Uh, I sent the invitation to Olympus--
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Hermes express.
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[fanfare]
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Their royal majesties...
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King Cinyras
and Queen Myrrha of Thrace.
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Make way for the blue bloods.
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Unlike your parents,
who are no doubt blue-collar.
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Ha ha ha!
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Ho, ho!
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You are bitin' for a smitin', mister.
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I think you'll be pretty surprised
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when my parents get here, Adonis.
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Yes-- surprised they have
the ability to walk erect.
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Now, I must embrace my trust fund.
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Daddums, Mumsie,
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so glad you could come.
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Mwah. Mwah.
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I wouldn't have traded a visit with my boy
For all the gold in Thrace.
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Which, of course, we already have.
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-Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
-Ha ha ha! How about that.
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Wait till the clouds part,
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and my parents make a big
Olympian entrance.
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Adonis will eat his words.
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I foresee a weekend of humiliation.
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Pile it on. Adonis earned it.
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[man, in a singsong voice] Cassandra!
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Not Adonis. Me.
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Where's our little casserole?
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We've been looking for you, sugarplum.
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I said, "Vic, I think
she's hiding from us."
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Ha ha! Of course ha ha!
She was kidding.
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Of course.
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Save me.
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Cassandra, they're your parents.
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sighs
Try the Greek ideal of embarrassment.
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Casserole, you never told
us you had a steady.
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See what I mean?
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They called Icarus "steady."
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Cassandra, they love you.
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You have nothing to be ashamed of.
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You are so wrong.
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You should love them,
no matter how much they embarrass you.
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They raised you!
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[donkey brays]
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Son, son. Here we are!
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Yoo-hoo!
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-Hercules!
-[Adonis chuckles]
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When am I supposed
to be... pretty surprised?
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W-w-who-o-oa!
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Aaahhh!
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Ugh! Ugh!
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[man] Slow down, son.
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Ha! We've got all weekend.
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Mom. Pop.
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[slurp]
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Penelope. I wasn't expecting you...
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Uh, so early.
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Well, the invitation says,
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"Allow plenty of time
for cross-town traffic."
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[sadly] You got the invitation?
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I mean-- I mean you got--
[cheerful] you got the invitation!
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Wow!
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Let's go have us a look-see
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at this fancy school of yours.
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Ha ha! Oh, we can't wait
to meet your friends.
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Ah, Hercules, what a fine donkey cart.
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Your father must have made a killing
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in the slop market. [chuckling]
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"Slop."
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[brays]
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Adonis, aren't you going to introduce
your academy chum?
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You can meet him tonight
at the gala parents' dinner.
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That should be rich. Ha ha!
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Oh, golly! A parents' dinner?
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Oh! Ha ha! What fun!
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[sadly] Oh, yeah-- Fun.
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[horse galloping]
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This your first catering job, kid?
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Well, I used to deliver for speedy pita.
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Huh. Why did ya leave?
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I almost got eaten
by a two-headed cyclops.
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Ha! Fast food.
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Professional catering's a different game.
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[snorting]
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[all] Aaahhh!
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[growls and snorts]
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Come on!
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Stinkin' cross-town traffic!
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[snorting]
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Oh, man!
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Not again!
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I got a gala full of hungry people,
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and, brother, you're in my way.
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Hyah!
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Wow!
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Professional catering
is not for chickens, kid.
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[squawks]
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Grrrhuh?
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[sniffing]
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[growling]
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[gulps]
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Yum, yum!
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Aha!
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And here's our little casserole
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when she was only one year old.
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Daddy's little girl.
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Oh, such carefree days of youth!
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And I thought seeing
the future was a curse.
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Oh, I brought some baby Herc poses, too.
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Mom, nobody wants to see those.
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Hercules, they're cute.
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Ooh! Who is this darling
little naked child?
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It's so cute!
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Hey! Maybe we should see what
your parents brought along.
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As a matter of fact,
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Tthey're about to make
the presentation now.
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I'd like to humbly thank
his majesty, King Cinyras,
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for his generous gift and tax write-off.
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A bronze Adonis-- lovely.
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Add a little Mediterranean sun,
and we'll be bronze twinsies.
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It will occupy a place of prominence
behind the faculty washroom.
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Now, let's dive into our sumptuous--
if catered-- Feast.
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So, where are the... country kinfolk?
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They're with... your parents.
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I'm working on something new back home--
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Crossing a mule with a goat.
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It gives me milk with a little kick in it.
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-Ha ha ha!
-Ha ha ha!
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Oh, animal husbandry--
such rich comic fodder.
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Oh, yes, you jackanapes, you.
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Hey, they look like
they're getting along with your folks.
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Please. My father's obviously just amused
by their simpleton ways.
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He left his court jester at home.
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I mean, come on.
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Oh, yeah.
I should have known.
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Mmm. Liver pâté. Yum.
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Oh, Cassandra. I can't take this.
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My parents are so embarrassing!
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Join the club.
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Club?
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Quick poll-- if you had to choose,
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would you kiss a gorgon or be seen
shopping at the Agora with your parents?
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[all] Gorgon.
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This is different.
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I wanted my god parents to come here
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because, I don't know,
it would make me look so cool.
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My mortal parents are just so... ordinary.
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I'm sorry, son...
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Sorry that we're ordinary mortals.
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Oh, Pop, I didn't--
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I didn't know you were there.
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Guessed you didn't.
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But, Pop, wait. I--
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I-I didn't mean to--
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Ignore your own advice?
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-Huh?
-I think it went something like,
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"They love you. They raised you.
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You have nothing to be ashamed of."
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And I still love them,
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no matter how much they embarrass me.
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Oh, thanks, Cassandra.
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Sure. And if you run into Vic and Evelyn,
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keep running!
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[Hercules] Cassandra, we just--
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Kidding!
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[sighs]
Maybe we ought to go home
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before we embarrass our boy anymore.
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Mom, Pop, I'm sorry!
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I can explain everything.
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[monster snorts]
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Except that.
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[snorting]
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Aaahhh!
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Hush, woman. No need to panic.
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Grrr! Grrr!
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Cover the canapés! Grab the crudité!
Batten down the hors d'oeuvres.
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[gurgling]
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Ooh, is this, um...
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"glittering salute
to parents and guardians"?
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Sorry, no. I believe it is Ladon--
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A mountain of living gullet.
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Oh, thanks.
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[gurgling]
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[snorting]
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[crowd screaming]
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Mom, Pop, stay here!
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Where are my soldiers?
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Wait a second!
You've got some shmuts on your face.
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[muffled] Mom.
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This is hero stuff!
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[monster gurgling]
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This is a private party!
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I have to ask you...
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-[monster] Grrr!
-...to leave-- Ow-- Quietly.
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[gurgling]
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Protect me, me! Ooh!
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All right--
No more food service for me!
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[Hercules grunts] Hey!
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Aah!
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[Hercules, in a singsong voice] Over here!
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Ugh!
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Look! He's calming down!
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[sucking]
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Grrrr!
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[snorting]
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[crowd yelling]
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Ugh!
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Yah!
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Ow!
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Whoa!
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Oh, my baby!
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[woman screams]
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[laughing]
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Son!
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[grunting]
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[roaring]
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OK, then. Who wants
to sing along with Vic?
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Play a travel game?
Ooh! Tell scary stories?
268
00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:44,875
I think this is plenty scary enough.
269
00:11:44,959 --> 00:11:47,667
[clears throat]
Do not fear, common people.
270
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:51,417
My son, the prince, is no doubt
taking swift and decisive action.
271
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,625
We're going to have a coronation.
272
00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:56,125
King Adonis--
273
00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:58,709
It just rolls off the tongue so naturally.
274
00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:03,333
Where'd everybody go?
275
00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:06,417
Are you familiar with Echidna,
the mother of all monsters?
276
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,208
Ladon, where have you been, baby?
277
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:15,625
Mommy's been looking for you.
278
00:12:15,709 --> 00:12:17,709
Mama!
279
00:12:17,792 --> 00:12:20,291
Uh-huh. What do you have?
280
00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:22,083
Show me!
281
00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:23,959
[whimpers]
282
00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:26,834
[all groaning]
283
00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:29,458
And I thought Athens was a wild town.
284
00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:34,792
Oh, I get motion sickness
whenever I travel to a land I don't rule.
285
00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:35,667
Hey!
286
00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:38,165
Mmm.
287
00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:40,083
Ladon, what have I told you?
288
00:12:40,165 --> 00:12:43,332
You know you're not ready for solid foods.
289
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,625
Ugh!
290
00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,792
[whimpering]
291
00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:50,040
Whew! That was close!
292
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:53,000
I need to mash them up first. Heh!
293
00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:54,500
[snorting]
294
00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,000
Oh!
295
00:12:59,165 --> 00:13:01,333
Remember this place, Pegasus?
296
00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:03,417
The domain of Echidna.
297
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,458
OK, now we need a plan.
298
00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:08,166
Any ideas?
299
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,500
[snorting]
300
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,375
How many times do I have to tell you--
301
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:16,000
Don't play with your food!
302
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:17,125
[whimpering]
303
00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:18,750
Now, go dirty up for dinner.
304
00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:20,792
You're all clean-- it's embarrassing!
305
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:23,208
Were you born in a palace?
306
00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:25,333
[snorting]
307
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:30,750
Ay! Kids-- they never listen!
308
00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:32,125
Huh! Tell me about it.
309
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:34,165
The same was true of our little boy.
310
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:36,458
H-h-how can you be talking
to this monster?
311
00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:38,125
She's getting ready to stew us!
312
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,917
She's a parent. We're parents.
313
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,959
I think we can find common ground.
314
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:46,625
Oh, yes. You know,
when our son was a baby,
315
00:13:46,709 --> 00:13:48,040
he bothered us day and night.
316
00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:50,750
Well, he was always... Well, actually, no.
317
00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:53,875
He was bothering a nanny.
We never saw much of him until he was 12.
318
00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:01,083
[whoosh]
319
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,583
[snorting]
320
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:08,291
[neighs]
321
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,208
[neighs louder]
322
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:13,375
Shh! Pegasus, quiet!
323
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:15,375
Oh!
324
00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:18,750
It's thankless,
ieing the mother of all monsters.
325
00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:26,000
Yes, but the rewards are so wonderful.
326
00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:28,542
No matter how trying they may be,
327
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,083
you still love them.
328
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:32,667
Well, our little casserole is just--
329
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:33,917
Casserole?
330
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,333
Haven't made one of those in a while.
331
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:40,792
Oh, tell us more
about your little monsters.
332
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:43,750
Oh, you don't want to hear
about my ungrateful kids,
333
00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:44,792
believe me.
334
00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:46,792
Hey, we're not going anywhere.
335
00:14:49,165 --> 00:14:50,417
♪ I wouldn't kid ya ♪
336
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:53,083
♪ It's not easy being Echidna ♪
337
00:14:53,165 --> 00:14:54,917
♪ The mother of all monsters ♪
338
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,792
♪ Is the toughest job to do ♪
339
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:00,959
Oh, you have no idea.
340
00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:04,834
♪ You try to teach them wrong from right ♪
341
00:15:04,959 --> 00:15:07,792
♪ The proper way to drool ♪
342
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:10,333
♪ You give the best years of your life ♪
343
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:13,125
♪ And hope they turn out cruel ♪
344
00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:16,625
♪ But they don't makeTheir supper squeal ♪
345
00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:19,208
♪ By filing their fangsBefore every meal ♪
346
00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:22,291
♪ It makes my black heart blue ♪
347
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,792
♪ What's a mother to do? ♪
348
00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:27,458
♪ They eat in such a hurry ♪
349
00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:30,208
♪ As if torture was a task ♪
350
00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:34,208
♪ Just write to me sometimes!I'm a mother! I worry! ♪
351
00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:36,125
♪ Now, is that too much to ask? ♪
352
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:39,834
♪ From time to time,They lose their heads ♪
353
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:42,500
♪ Forget to rip a town to shreds ♪
354
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:45,417
♪ And break all bones in two ♪
355
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,834
♪ What's a mother to do? ♪
356
00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:49,583
♪ Why can't they stomp ♪
357
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:53,542
♪ And chortle like a monster should ♪
358
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:57,834
♪ Instead of romping merrilyThrough the woods? ♪
359
00:15:57,917 --> 00:15:59,125
It's embarrassing!
360
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,875
♪ They don't like grrr-ingWhen they're stirring up ♪
361
00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:06,083
♪ The Greeks in a stinkpot stew ♪
362
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:08,834
♪ When will they get a clue ♪
363
00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:11,750
♪ On how to spit and spew? ♪
364
00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:14,709
♪ Oy, vai, I'm asking you ♪
365
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:17,959
♪ What's a mother to do? ♪
366
00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:21,166
Hercules!
367
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:29,417
You! What have you got against my family?
368
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,417
Ugh!
369
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,417
I won't let you eat
370
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,792
the greatest parents
a guy could ever have!
371
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:35,333
Aah!
372
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:37,083
[squealing]
373
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:40,458
That's my boy!
Show that beast who's boss, son!
374
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,333
Come on! Let's get out of here!
375
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,667
Pegasus? Boy?
376
00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:46,667
[growling]
377
00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:49,667
Ha! Sic 'em, baby!
378
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:50,625
[snarling]
379
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:51,834
Ahh!
380
00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:53,165
[snarling]
381
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:55,208
[gasping]
382
00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:56,208
Ugh!
383
00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:59,375
Oh! Waaa!
384
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,417
Waa! Waa! Oh!
385
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,917
Look! His mouth!
386
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,250
Oh! Aah! Ooh!
387
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:09,750
Oh, my precious.
What's wrong with you, baby?
388
00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:12,250
That baby's teething!
389
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,959
Oh, more good news.
390
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,583
[squealing]
391
00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:17,083
[snorting]
392
00:17:17,165 --> 00:17:20,458
You know, I wondered what
had him so fussy and cranky.
393
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:22,875
I guess I won't be needing this now.
394
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,290
Whew! Because you're letting us go?
395
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:30,333
No, because now my baby's
ready for grown-up food!
396
00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:39,834
Whoa!
397
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,875
Son, no matter what happens,
398
00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:44,875
you'll always be a hero to us.
399
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,250
Can't you make her a cash offer?
400
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,250
Well, I've tried,
401
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,291
But she's not interested in gold.
402
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:52,041
Oh, she is a monster!
403
00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:53,709
-Ooh! Aah!
-Oh!
404
00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:02,792
Is it soup yet, huh?
405
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:03,959
I like soup!
406
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:07,083
Clam up, Vic! We're all going to die!
407
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,250
Ugh!
408
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:14,500
Oh, needs spice.
409
00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:21,250
[sneezing]
410
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,458
And bring to a boil!
411
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:24,875
Ha ha! Love it!
412
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,959
[neighing]
413
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:33,125
Oh, is baby hungry?
414
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:36,750
I suppose one bite
won't ruin your appetite.
415
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:40,250
They say wonder boys help build
strong bodies 12 ways.
416
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:42,542
[snarling]
417
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:47,250
[neighing]
418
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:49,917
[growling]
419
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:55,500
Ah-ah-ah-choo!
420
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:56,917
[snorting]
421
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,125
Huh?
422
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,333
Aah!
423
00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,291
All right!
424
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,291
Come on! Let's ruin dinner!
425
00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:08,375
[snap]
426
00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:10,709
Waa!
427
00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:17,000
Start running! I'll distract her!
428
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:20,500
Oh, what's the use? Game over, man!
429
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:22,583
Stick a fork in us. We're done.
430
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,458
We can make it. Follow me!
431
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,041
[growling]
432
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:31,041
Ugh!
433
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:36,166
[whoosh]
434
00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:38,166
[grunts]
435
00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:42,125
-[clank]
-Ow! You little--
436
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,375
[neighs]
437
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:49,041
[snap]
438
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:51,959
Waa! Waa!
439
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:53,333
Oh, shh!
440
00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:58,250
Oh, mama's big Ladon.
They're only your baby fangs.
441
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:01,417
You'll get your grown-up fangs
soon enough.
442
00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:05,500
And then you can eat Hercules!
443
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:08,083
This time, she's really steamed!
444
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,917
Don't worry, son. I have a plan.
445
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:11,166
[thunder crashes]
446
00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:14,291
Huh?
447
00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:21,750
Oh, good plan, dear!
448
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:25,166
I was going to make
a lasso out of my belt,
449
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:28,667
but the lightning thing--
that was good, too.
450
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:30,917
[Zeus] Thanks. I try.
451
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,291
Father! What are you doing here?
452
00:20:34,417 --> 00:20:38,125
I forwarded your invitation
to Amphitryon and Alcmena.
453
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:39,792
You did? Why?
454
00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:43,041
Because you ought to be proud
of your mortal parents, son,
455
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:44,458
and treasure them
456
00:20:44,542 --> 00:20:48,250
as they treasure you because--
457
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:51,000
Because if you forget where you came from,
458
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,792
you can't know where you're going.
459
00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:56,208
Good one! You know, Hercules,
460
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:59,166
you've got a marvelous Pop there.
461
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,458
I do know.
462
00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:04,875
I've got the best two dads
a demigod could ask for.
463
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,667
Now, show your folks a good time.
464
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:11,000
I have to go teach a lesson about hubris.
465
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:13,041
Catch you later!
466
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:20,250
I hereby announce
the reign of King Adonis!
467
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:23,500
King Adonis?
468
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:25,166
Daddums? Mumsie?
469
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,542
You're back!
470
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,583
I was worried sick.
471
00:21:28,709 --> 00:21:31,875
[Zeus] That's for gettingtoo big for your toga!
472
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:34,667
You have been a bad boy, Adonis.
473
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:38,041
Perhaps we should take away
your royal yacht privileges.
474
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:41,083
And give your servants
a fortnight's vacation.
475
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,667
On the royal yacht.
476
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,667
Ooh!
477
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,500
Vic! Evelyn!
478
00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:48,041
Mom! Dad!
479
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:50,500
How about a hug, huh?
480
00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:52,208
Please, life's too short.
481
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:55,041
The horror! The horror!
482
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,875
I love you guys.
483
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,291
Mom, Pop, how would you like
a first-class tour of the academy?
484
00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:04,250
What are we waiting for?
485
00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:09,542
Does your school always look like this?
486
00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:11,458
Ha! Just since I enrolled!
487
00:22:18,542 --> 00:22:20,667
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