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♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Is he bold? ♪-♪ No one braver ♪
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-♪ Is he sweet? ♪-♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪-♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one, a zero, zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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[Bob reading]
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Amazing! Fantastic!
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Now, that's what I call
a geography project.
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What is it?
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A map of the world.
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[Adonis] careful.
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Watch out!
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I spent several
excruciatingly tedious minutes
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hiring a professional
to construct that model.
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Your geography projects are all lovely.
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I will begin the grading
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with Prince Adonis' model volcano.
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Miss Cassiopeia, if I may demonstrate,
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it's a working model.
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Oh!
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Aah!
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Surf's up. OK.
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Inspirational, Adonis. Alpha-plus.
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What's not to lava?
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Ha ha ha-- lava.
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Now, then,
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Mr. Hercules.
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Hmm. This is rather unconventional.
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It's a map of the world.
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Well, it was.
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Oh, dear.
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Well, I'll give you an incomplete.
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Perhaps you could aspire
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to something more like
Adonis' fine effort.
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You did that on purpose.
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So the traveling salesman
asks, "What do you think?"
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And the farmer's wife,
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she says, "I don't know.
It's all Greek to me."
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Ha ha ha!
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"Greek to me." get it? Ha ha ha.
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Oh-- oh, yeah.
That's a good one, Father.
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Is something wrong, son?
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I wouldn't want to bore you.
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That's what these
father-son chats are for.
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Am I right, Hermes?
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Zeus, babe, they don't come any righter.
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OK, there's this creep
at school named Adonis.
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Now we're getting somewhere.
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-Is he a Titan?
-No.
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-Monster?
-Unh-unh.
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A demigod?
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He's mortal. Obnoxious, but mortal.
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Oh. Well, you--
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You just have to show him who's boss.
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How? I mean, sure, sometimes I feel
like thrashing him, and I could,
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but that wouldn't be very heroic.
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Oh, but you're my boy.
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It's not that simple.
He's a prince, and I'm --
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A son of Zeus. Start acting like it.
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That's great on Mt. Olympus,
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but where I live, it's another story, Dad.
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Up there, down here--
put him in his place.
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End of story!
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You don't know what it's like.
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You wouldn't last 24 hours
as a human teenager.
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Hermes, does he seem peevish to you?
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With all due respect, large guy,
cut him some slack.
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I mean, you banished your father.
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That was different.
He tried to swallow me whole.
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-Oh, here we go.
-Ha! Watch this.
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Aah!
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Whoops. Back in a flash.
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I feel like a kid again, Hermes.
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It's you, sir.
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Ha!
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OK, bottom line,
I'm stuck way down here,
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Cold, damp, lots of, brrr, dead people.
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Zeus, on the other hand, is way up there
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at the all-you-can-eat ambrosia buffet.
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Objective, reverse positions.
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Hey!
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Cerberus, drop it. Come on now, drop it.
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Lousy mutt. We're living in bones "R" us,
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And he's got to use my stuff
for a chew toy.
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Hey, hey, listen up!
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Look, me master, you obedient pup, got it?
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Ugh.
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[blabbering]
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Ugh. Pain! Panic!
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Present and accounted for,
your churlishness.
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-Nice doggies.
-Uh, good doggies.
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When you two were whining
about getting a puppy,
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what did I say?
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"You have to walk it.
You have to feed it."
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Did I not?
-I guess I'm really more of a cat person.
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-Aah!
-Whoa!
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[Panic] Down, boys. Nice doggies.
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[Panic] Help! Ow!
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Oy, I could have had
a nice three-headed goldfish.
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[Hercules] Prepare yourself, Icarus.
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Today is the day I beat Adonis.
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Ha! At dodge ball? Yeah, right.
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Shh, here comes Phys. Oedipus.
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OK, you all know the rules.
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Throw the ball as hard as you can
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at anything that moves.
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You may not run. You may not hide.
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Last one standing wins,
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and, people, please, please remember,
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we're here to have fun, OK?
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Ready, set...
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[blows panpipe]
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OK, go get 'em, pal.
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I'll be cowering right behind you.
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Uh-oh.
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Hey, what's with that kid?
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He's not cowering.
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This time I've got him.
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Gee, that was close.
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Huh? I can't be out. I had him.
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Hey, remember,
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as one door closes, another one opens.
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Ow. Whoa.
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Think of this as
a learning experience, OK?
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Aah!
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Who is that new guy?
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You mean Mr. "I cower for no man"?
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Who is that guy?
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Oh. Oh.
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He cheated. The sun was in my eyes.
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Aw, come on now.
You just got to pick yourself up,
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Dust yourself off, and, well,
you know the rest.
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Oh, that was so great!
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I'm Hercules. Call me Herc.
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I'm Zeu--
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Ach!
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Eh, Zach. The name's Zach.
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That person is about to discover
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that I can be a very royal pain.
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Hermes.
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How goes the second childhood,
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your splendidness?
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Aces. I showed Hercules.
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Uh, technically, sir,
with all due respect,
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You didn't really satisfy
the Herc challenge.
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Come again?
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Well, the gig was to be
a mortal teenager for 24 hours,
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and you used your Godly powers.
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OK. Fine.
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There-- I'm mortal!
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Oh, sir, I didn't mean--
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Now, let's go home.
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I've got that deep-down nectar thirst.
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Uh, well, remember Olympus'
immigration policy--
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Uh, no mortals allowed?
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See, you've got that
mortal thing happening now.
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Uh, why not try a bed and breakfast?
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I hear they're fabulous.
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But this is ludicrous, absurd...
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I-i-it's unfair!
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Welcome to your teens.
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Whoa! Hey, slow down!
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Come on, heel! Heel! Come on!
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Find a tree or something already.
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You know what I'm saying? A little-- hey!
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Bad puppy!
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Come on, put that down!
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Hades, have you no control
over that fleabag of yours?
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Ladies, forgive me. I'm sorry.
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He's a bit-- how shall I say?
Rambunctious.
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Drop it already!
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What is it? Come here.
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What is this? It's a-- yuck.
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It's-- it's an eyeball. OK...
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There-- I'm mortal!
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Oops! Ha ha ha.
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You weren't supposed to see that.
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Right, understood. Just out of curiosity,
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That kid with Hermes, who was that?
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There was something kind of
vaguely familiar about him.
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No, absolutely not!
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Yeah, all right-- unless, of course...
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Sister...
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You'll keep that beast locked up.
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H-he's-- sit, sit.
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He's in the doghouse for, like, ever.
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OK? Boom, done, gone.
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Well... all right.
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That boy is Zeus.
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Zeus! Right, of course.
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Voice, it should have been
a dead giveaway that,
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Zeus? You mean, the biggest cheese
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in the universe is mortal,
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As in no longer immortal,
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as in susceptible to becoming, you know,
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my province, deceased?
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Yes.
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Yes!
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Sharpen those scissors, ladies.
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We've got a thread of life to cut.
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You should have seen
the look on Adonis' face
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when that ball hit him
in the gut, wham! Ha ha.
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He was laid out flat. It was beautiful.
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Interesting. We haven't seen
your petty side before.
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I like it.
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Of course, I take no pleasure
in the suffering of others.
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I just expect that Adonis
will be a better person
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For the experience.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, great to see you again, zach.
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I'd like you to meet Cassandra.
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Charmed, I'm sure.
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Anyone who can humiliate Adonis
is a friend of mine.
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Zach, you're, you're amazing.
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You're the kind of guy who
can really shake things up.
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No, no. No, no, no, and no.
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Come on, don't you see?
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There's a natural order to life
which cannot be upset.
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I mean, the last person dumb enough
to challenge Adonis
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on his first day of school was, uh--
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Well, actually, it was you, Herc.
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Looks like we have a lot in common, pal.
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More than you think.
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Target sighted.
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[woman] [sighs] Poor Zeus.
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He had a lot to learn
about teenage cruelty.
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And what better teacher than Adonis?
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Honey, it's a Greek tragedy.
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Objective, humiliation.
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♪ There's repercussionsFrom the choice he chose ♪
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♪ You got to watch your backAnd stay on your toes ♪
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♪ You should have listenedTo your young son's woes ♪
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♪ Now you know what every teenager knows ♪
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♪ It's hard as Hades, honey ♪
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♪ When you can't use the power of Zeus ♪
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♪ You got the screamin' Grecian teenage ♪
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♪ Awkward in-between age blues ♪
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♪ You're used to doingAnything you please ♪
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♪ But as a mortal, you're no big cheese ♪
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♪ Here on Earth ♪
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♪ You're just another target to tease ♪
262
00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:28,041
♪ You're having second thoughts ♪
263
00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:30,458
♪ Now that you're feeling the squeeze ♪
264
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,709
♪ You don't need the Oracle of Delphi ♪
265
00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:36,375
♪ To give you the news ♪
266
00:12:36,542 --> 00:12:38,500
♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪
267
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,959
♪ You got those screamin'Grecian teenage ♪
268
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,040
♪Uup the hatch and mean age ♪
269
00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:48,750
♪ Awkward in-between age blues ♪
270
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:52,792
Hermes. Hermes, get down here.
271
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:53,834
Yeah, I've only got a minute.
272
00:12:53,959 --> 00:12:56,083
Hephaestus is after Athena again.
273
00:12:56,165 --> 00:12:57,834
Waste of time if you ask me,
274
00:12:57,917 --> 00:13:00,291
which nobody ever does,
thank you very much.
275
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:03,041
I give up. Hercules was right.
276
00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:06,125
I can't cut it as a mortal.
Get me out of here.
277
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:09,041
I feel your pain, honest I do.
278
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:10,875
But you made the rules.
279
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,375
You just have to wait it out.
280
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:18,000
Nobody knows what it's like to be me, man!
281
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:20,333
[groans]
282
00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:22,917
Yeah, sorry. Got to jet.
283
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,166
But, sir, that was
authentically adolescent.
284
00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:29,750
All right, one more time.
285
00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:32,250
You go on the paper, you don't eat it.
286
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,417
You got the concept?
287
00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:36,165
Ooh! Now we're talking.
288
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,709
There's only one God in the universe
289
00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:39,709
who can fill out a chiton like this.
290
00:13:39,792 --> 00:13:41,250
[growling]
291
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,667
My patience is starting to wear--
292
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,375
It's out, OK?
293
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,875
Come on, it's gone.
294
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,583
Boom, no more patience.
295
00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:52,250
I'm trying to find Zeus, and you are...
296
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,165
Hmm.
297
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,000
Marauding bloodhound,
298
00:13:57,290 --> 00:13:58,542
Mortal Zeus.
299
00:13:58,625 --> 00:14:01,041
Dog that destroys everything in its path,
300
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:03,875
enemy that needs to be destroyed.
301
00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:06,041
Perfecto!
302
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:07,250
Ha!
303
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,542
You want the toy? Come on.
304
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:11,583
You want the toy?
305
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,250
It's OK. Let's go get it.
306
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,917
Come on, sniff it out.
307
00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:18,625
Like this. Where is it?
Come on, come on you can do it.
308
00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:22,792
Come on. come on, already!
309
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,834
Jeez! You got a nose the size of a barn.
310
00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:27,709
Three of them, you got three
big, wet, sloppy, come on.
311
00:14:27,792 --> 00:14:28,959
[sniffs]
312
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:31,417
[growls]
313
00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:33,917
[barking]
314
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,667
Atta baby. You want him? Go get him!
315
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,834
Go! Fetch! Seize!
316
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,165
Mangle! Shred!
317
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:42,792
Right. Go right.
318
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:44,667
There you go. Get him.
319
00:14:46,290 --> 00:14:48,333
[sighs]
320
00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:52,250
I know that look.
321
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,959
Adonis.
322
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:57,250
Buck up. You just have to
show him who's boss.
323
00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:02,625
That is quite possibly the lamest advice
I ever heard.
324
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:06,291
Yeah, I know. My dad said it to me.
325
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:08,709
I thought maybe you'd
find it more inspiring.
326
00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:11,709
Well, sorry. I'm kind of late for class.
327
00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:13,250
Hang in there, Zach!
328
00:15:14,792 --> 00:15:17,750
[thumping]
329
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:18,750
Whoa!
330
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:21,166
[sniffing]
331
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,083
[people screaming]
332
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:32,208
Oh, my gosh!
333
00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:41,542
[roars]
334
00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,290
Hades.
335
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:53,125
Hmm, Zach. You know,
it's hard not to gloat here,
336
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,208
so I'm just going to go with it, OK?
337
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,834
♪ Zeus is going to get eaten ♪
338
00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:58,208
♪ I'm taking over ♪
339
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,625
♪ Ha na-na-na-na ♪
340
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,291
[growling]
341
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:04,750
You'll never get away with this, Hades!
342
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,500
Uh, wrong. OK! Hey!
343
00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:10,000
[bang bang bang]
344
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,792
There's a new tough God in town, people,
345
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:16,417
And his name is Hades,
large and in charge.
346
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,250
[growling]
347
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:30,000
Hades, this will not go unpunished.
348
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,875
By whom, mortal you?
349
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,165
Forgive me if I fail to tremble.
350
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,917
Go ahead. Knock yourself out.
351
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,917
Go, chomp!
352
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,375
[growling]
353
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,709
Leave my friend alone...
354
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,208
Please?
355
00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:48,000
This is so great on, like, so many levels.
356
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,500
Hades? When my father finds out
357
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,125
that you're meddling in mortal affairs--
358
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,917
Well, I got news for you, junior.
359
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,250
Daddy's standing right next to you,
360
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:58,834
And when it comes to mortal affairs,
361
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,458
he's right in the thick of things.
362
00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,834
Isn't that right, Zeus?
363
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:03,750
Huh?
364
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,541
Like father, like son. Like, ciao.
365
00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:09,666
[growling]
366
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:10,791
-Aah!
-Aah!
367
00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:14,416
Let me just make sure I got this straight.
368
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,750
You turned yourself into a teenager?
369
00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:18,834
I wanted to prove you wrong.
370
00:17:18,916 --> 00:17:21,541
It didn't exactly work.
371
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:24,208
Well, fine. Just change back.
372
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,709
I love this part. He can't.
373
00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:29,709
He actually made himself mortal.
You get it?
374
00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:31,709
Why would you do that?
375
00:17:31,792 --> 00:17:34,709
My boyish impetuosity?
376
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,333
[Hercules] Fetch!
377
00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:38,750
Good thinking, son!
378
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,417
OK, let's try this again.
379
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,667
Fetch!
380
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,375
Ah, tenacious beast.
381
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:58,834
Tell me about it.
382
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:01,625
Get it, boy!
383
00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:03,208
Uh... boys.
384
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,917
Hello!
385
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,375
The idea is to fetch them.
386
00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:10,750
[growling]
387
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:12,083
Back here!
388
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,792
[people screaming]
389
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,709
Man, what I wouldn't give
for a thunderbolt.
390
00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:22,917
Sorry, Father. Us mortals have to find
other solutions to our problems.
391
00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:25,083
Come on, son.
392
00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:26,917
[swallows]
393
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:36,625
[burps]
394
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,000
[Hercules panting]
395
00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:43,959
Is it my imagination,
or is he slowing down?
396
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,625
Hey, he's a puppy.
397
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,625
You played with him, you fed him--
398
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,083
Maybe it's nap time.
399
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:53,583
They say that music
soothes the savage beast.
400
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:57,417
[whimpers]
401
00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:01,792
♪ Close your eyes ♪
402
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,917
♪ Until the new day ♪
403
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:09,542
♪ Let the magic of Morpheus ♪
404
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:12,709
♪ Whisk you away ♪
405
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:16,709
♪ To the stars in the heavens ♪
406
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:20,667
♪ Where dreams all come true ♪
407
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:25,000
♪ High atop Mt. Olympus ♪
408
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:28,792
♪ Zeus is watching over you ♪
409
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,333
But how could you know that song?
410
00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:35,208
My mom-- my mortal mom--
411
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,375
used to sing that song to me
as I fell asleep.
412
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:40,917
And I listened every night.
413
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:45,000
Just because you were living on Earth
didn't mean I stopped caring.
414
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:49,291
Oh. I, uh, I owe you
a big apology, Father.
415
00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:51,625
I shot my mouth off without thinking.
416
00:19:51,709 --> 00:19:54,709
Nonsense. It's been an education.
417
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:58,333
I've gained a great deal
of respect for you, son.
418
00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:02,709
This is so touching.
It's so moving.
419
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:05,667
I get a lump in my throat
the size of Crete.
420
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,417
He is actually kind of cute.
421
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,834
Hey-- ahem-- remember me?
422
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:12,583
Little old Lord of the Underworld,
423
00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:15,625
which is, incidentally,
where you're headed, Zeus.
424
00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:17,542
You'll have to fry me first, Hades.
425
00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:18,625
I can deal with that.
426
00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:21,667
Out of the way, son. This is between me
427
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,000
and my gloom-from-the-tomb brother.
428
00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:26,291
I hate to see families in conflict.
429
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:27,959
I'll tell you what, I'm kind of a softy.
430
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,375
I'll torture you both at once. How's that?
431
00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:31,166
Going down!
432
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:42,834
Mighty one, your 24 hours
of mortalhood is up.
433
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,792
OK, great.
434
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,917
Somebody might have mentioned
a pertinent tidbit
435
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,250
of information like a time limit.
436
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:02,208
We did tell Hades about
that time limit, didn't we?
437
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:04,792
Ha ha. He'll figure it out.
438
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:07,417
OK, hey, I don't want to intrude
on your tender moment.
439
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,542
You know, it's like a tender--
440
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:11,125
Besides, I think we all learned
a little lesson here today.
441
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:13,417
The kid finds out that you care,
442
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,208
you find out being human is,
hey, no picnic,
443
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:17,208
And me-- I learned that, you know,
444
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:19,709
fry first and gloat later, so, uh...
445
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:23,500
Hyah-ha!
446
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,667
Have a nice trip.
447
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,542
See you next fall.
448
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,792
[Hades] Oy!
449
00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:44,041
I still can't believe
you became mortal just for me.
450
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:47,125
-Thanks.
-Oh, posh.
451
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,875
You're my boy, my boy.
452
00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:50,625
Well, forget about Adonis.
453
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:52,959
I'll figure out a way to deal with him.
454
00:21:53,417 --> 00:21:55,166
Very mature of you, son.
455
00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:58,709
There's no point in wasting your energy
on a creep like him.
456
00:21:58,792 --> 00:22:00,542
Bow and step to the side.
457
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:02,417
Commoners to the left,
nobodies to the right.
458
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,417
All make way for the royal me.
459
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,917
Then again, that kid
is practically wearing
460
00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:08,875
a "smite me" sign.
461
00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:10,583
Aah!
462
00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:12,291
[coughs]
463
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,750
What?
464
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:22,500
[theme music playing]
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