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Oh, Lord,
I want to thank you
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for this food
we're about to have!
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(announcer)
Tonight, on "Martha & Snoop's
Potluck Dinner Party."
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(imitates gobbling)
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(gobbling)
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We're celebrating
Thanksgiving.
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This is
bucket list ----.
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Martha, you bought
and cooked the turkey
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and cut it for me.
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Ice balls out of
giant ice cubes, look.
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So, do you keep
these balls in your hand
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or do you put these balls
in your mouth?
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(laughter)
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You can try
whatever you want.
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(laughter)
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♪♪
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(cheers and applause)
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Once you get
these two together,
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everything else
is just gravy.
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Please welcome Martha Stewart
and Snoop Dogg!
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♪♪
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(cheers and applause)
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Welcome to
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"Martha & Snoop's
Potluck Dinner Party."
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(cheers and applause)
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Give it up for
DJ Fredwreck.
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(cheers and applause)
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So, you know
that Thanksgiving
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is just one of
my favorite holidays.
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It must be like
your Super Bowl, right?
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Oh, definitely.
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I take it very,
very seriously,
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and I tell people
that if you don't like
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the way
I make my turkey,
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don't let the door
hit your ass
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on the way out of
Martha Stewart's house.
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(laughter)
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Come on, let's check out
these birds over here.
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I like the way they look.
Look how cute they are.
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You have to talk to them.
Can you talk to them?
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(imitating gobbling)
(turkeys gobbling)
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See?
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(imitating gobbling)
That's a gift.
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That is a gift.
(wolf whistle)
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(gobbling)
(laughing)
Yeah.
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(whistling)
(laughing)
(gobbling)
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(gobbling)
(whistling)
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You should be
a turkey caller.
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Oh, my God.
You're a natural.
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I just want 'em
to say, "Martha,
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pour Snoop a cocktail."
Is that what you said?
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(gobbling)
Since this is the holiday
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where people drink
a lot of cider,
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I'm gonna make us
a cider-bourbon cocktail.
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Cider-bourbon.
With my special ice balls.
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Ice balls?
Yeah, come here.
I'll show you how.
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How do you make ice balls?
What are those?
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Ice balls out of
giant ice cubes. Look.
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And you put it
right here
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and then you put
that top right back on.
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It just finds its way?
And this is frozen cider.
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Look, we're just
trying to make
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a round cider ice cube.
All you do is-- well, look.
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Look how yours
has moved down.
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Oh, so what it's doing
is melting it down
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and shaping it into balls
and releasing the water
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through the vaginal...
Through the what?
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(laughter)
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Through the vaginal tunnel.
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What do you mean,
the vaginal tunnel?
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Well, what is that
at the bottom
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that's opened up?
That's just a moat.
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I've never seen one before.
Oh, well, that's a moat.
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My imagination runs wild.
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(laughter)
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But in the meantime,
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I can make
something to drink.
You can?
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3/4 cup of apple cider,
half a cup of bourbon or so,
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and two thin slices of ginger,
and some lemon juice.
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The perfect ice ball.
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Oh, my God.
Here. Look.
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Oh, Martha.
This has little
edges on it,
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but that's still
an ice ball. Look.
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Let me see.
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I've never held
ice balls before.
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(laughter)
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Oh, and look.
I have a cider ball.
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So, do you keep
these balls in your hand
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or do you put these balls
in your mouth?
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(laughter)
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You can try
whatever you want.
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(laughter)
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Put it in there.
Mmm!
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Mmm!
You're gonna like
this drink.
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Do you want a cider
ball or an ice ball?
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I want the cider ball.
Give me the whole experience.
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(laughter)
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Mmm! What do you think?
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That's strong, Martha.
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Is that too strong
for you?
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It ain't too strong for me,
but it's strong.
Mmm!
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I'm gonna have to rename it
for you, though.
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I think this one is
called the Turkey Timer,
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'cause in about five hours,
you gonna pop up suddenly
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and say, "Where am I?"
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(laughter)
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So, let's bring on
some guests.
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What do you think?
Let's get it in, then.
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Our first guest, she plays
Santana Lopez on "Glee"
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and has a new book out
called, "Sorry Not Sorry:
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Dreams, Mistakes,
and Growing Up."
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Please welcome actress
and singer,
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the beautiful Naya Rivera.
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Naya!
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(cheers and applause)
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Hi!
Hi, beautiful!
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Thank you for having me.
Nice to meet you.
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Hey, the turkeys
are starting.
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The turkeys get me.
She hot, huh?
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(whistling)
(gobbling)
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(laughter)
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And we have
another guest too.
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He's a four-time
Grammy nominee
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with three hit
studio albums.
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Please welcome
2 Chainz.
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2Chainz!
Ah!
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♪♪
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How are you doing?
Wow.
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I've got something
for y'all.
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I'm good.
How you doing?
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What up? Yo!
What up, cuz?
How you doing?
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Put your eat game--
put your eat game out here.
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How are you doing?
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♪♪
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This is for the house
right here.
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Thank you, brother.
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I put a little herbs
in there for you.
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Okay, thank you. Martha,
this is not for you.
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We've got herbs in here.
Do you know what that means?
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We've got herbs in here.
This is not for you, Martha.
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Oh, that's not for me.
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I'm a fan, Martha.
You a trip. I'm on to ya.
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I mean, my turkey is
signed and everything.
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Ah, excellent.
Thank you.
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Now, Martha,
he's a foodologist.
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Oh, he's a foodie.
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I do know that you
have a cookbook.
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It was about
30-minute meals
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that you can do
on a tour bus.
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This ain't no
regular rapper.
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He ain't fixin' to go
to no In-N-Out,
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Jack in the Box,
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none of that.
2 Chainz.
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Naya, what's in the bag
that you brought?
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Oh! I brought some
turkey hats.
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Oh, look at-- Damn,
look at that!
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Oh, my God.
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Turkey hats.
There's one for everyone.
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Oh, look how cute!
These are cute.
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I got kids that'll
love this. Yeah.
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(laughter)
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Okay, I'll play
along with it.
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I guess it
look right, huh?
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They do.
They look cute. Look.
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♪♪
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Look. It look fly. I'm
looking at myself right now.
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I look kind of fly
like this.
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You know me.
I break new styles
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at the table all the time.
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Yeah. Turkey hats.
Yeah, trending.
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Turkey hats.
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So, I think we
have to get cooking.
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Let's get cooking.
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So, I'm gonna be making
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the perfect roast turkey
with 2 Chainz,
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and, Snoop,
what are you making?
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Well, I'll be making
this Snoop Dogg special,
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baked ham, but it's got,
instead of glaze on it,
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it's got blaze on it,
you dig?
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Oh, blaze, ah!
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(cheers and applause)
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Yeah.
(gobbling)
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Oh!
Hey, I'm not even
cooking a turkey.
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I'm cooking ham, cuz.
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(gobbling)
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Look me in the eye
and say that.
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He's side-eying you
right now.
That's what I thought.
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Don't be looking at me
with that side-eye.
Look!
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So, when we come back,
we're gonna see
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just what this turkey
looks like.
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(cheers and applause)
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♪♪
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NBA legend Chris Bosh
in the house!
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(cheers and applause)
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What up, boy?
What's up?
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Martha Stewart,
are you left-handed?
Uh-uh.
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I'm eating
European-style.
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She got different levels
of eatery
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that you gotta understand.
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(laughter)
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♪ We're now cookin'
with Martha and Snoop ♪
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♪ We're now cookin' with
Martha and Snoop ♪
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♪ We're now cookin'
with Martha and Snoop ♪
(cheers and applause)
♪♪
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Welcome back to "Martha and
Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party,"
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and tonight, we're
celebrating Thanksgiving.
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(gobbling)
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So, tell us
all this stuff.
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I'm doing Snoop's
honey-blazed ham.
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First, we gonna take out
this young glaze, right?
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This, right here, is honey.
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If there were some
bumblebees in here,
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they'd be all over
my hand right now.
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(laughter)
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And then I come back with
the juice and the pineapple.
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Pineapple juice.
Yeah, we got the juice.
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Okay.
And then I come with a...
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What's that?
It's a fourth cup of milk.
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Milk?
See, 'cause milk
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is gonna tenderize
the meat.
Any kind of milk?
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Soy milk or almond milk
or just any kind?
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Whatever milk you like.
There you go.
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(laughter)
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And then, this is
that brown sugar.
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You understand me?
I love me some brown sugar.
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Mmm!
You gonna put
all that in there?
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Why not, not why?
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You've got to make it sweet.
Am I whisking or...?
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Yes, but you gonna whisk and
you gonna flick that wrist.
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Well, okay.
Look at the flick
of the wrist!
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Stir it, stir it,
stir it!
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(laughter)
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The next step is to take
this blaze, not glaze,
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and just dipping. You see how
I'm dipping that sauce?
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But not all of it.
Not all of it.
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Just some of it.
'Cause then you save
the rest for basting.
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Exactly. Hello.
Talk to me, baby.
Okay.
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And that goes
in your oven?
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And this goes in the oven
at 420.
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You leave it in there
and you let it move around.
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Can somebody help me
open the oven?
I will!
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I'm your partner.
I only got two hands.
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(laughter)
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Yeah, there you go.
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Now, Snoop, how long are you
gonna keep the ham in there?
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I'm gonna keep it in there
for about 45 minutes
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to an hour, but we on TV,
so we do
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about two commercial
breaks now.
Okay, then.
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00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,827
So, I'm gonna be making
the perfect roast turkey.
249
00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:19,564
The first thing you have to do
is rub softened butter
250
00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:22,634
all over the turkey,
the breasts...
251
00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:24,135
That's a nice
little rub you got.
252
00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:28,640
Thighs... Oh, yeah,
this feels really good.
253
00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,275
Oh, wow.
♪♪
254
00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:34,179
Get it on for the turkey.
(laughing)
255
00:08:34,248 --> 00:08:36,147
It feels good
for Martha Stewart.
256
00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,550
Yeah, get it, girl.
Yeah.
257
00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:41,887
You'll wish
this just won't end.
♪ Oh, oh ♪
258
00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:45,790
Lay back, Tom.
Mama Martha's in control.
259
00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,826
Yeah, Martha.
(gobbling)
260
00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:49,928
He want his butt
rubbed too, huh?
261
00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:51,062
(gobbling)
262
00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:53,098
Oh, Martha, get under
there and get it!
263
00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,766
Get it, Martha!
264
00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:57,769
♪ Turkey, turkey,
turkey rubbin' ♪
♪ Hey ♪
265
00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:59,538
♪ T-T-turkey, turkey,
turkey rubbin' ♪
266
00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:00,839
♪ We got the turkey,
turkey ♪
267
00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,941
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
(laughing)
268
00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:05,076
My daughter's
gonna kill me.
269
00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,878
(laughing)
270
00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,513
(cheers and applause)
271
00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:09,781
Doesn't that look good?
272
00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,216
I sort of lost myself
for a little bit there.
273
00:09:11,285 --> 00:09:13,118
I'll do that,
but, excuse me.
274
00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:15,654
So, now, 2 Chainz,
I need your help.
275
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,189
We're gonna cover
this beautiful bird
276
00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,858
with a cheesecloth.
277
00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,326
A cheesecloth?
278
00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:24,162
And we need a whole bottle
of white wine.
Yeah.
279
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,730
What was already
in there besides...
280
00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:28,166
Oh, a pound of butter.
A pound of butter.
281
00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,701
That's my kind of night--
a pound of butter
282
00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,236
and a bottle of wine.
283
00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:33,538
(laughter)
284
00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:36,942
So, you have to just soak this
all in the butter and wine.
285
00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,777
I need to know how to
do this right here.
286
00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:40,145
But the reason
I'm doing this
287
00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:42,447
is because you will get
the most beautiful,
288
00:09:42,516 --> 00:09:45,917
glistening, brown turkey
when it comes out of the oven.
289
00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,453
So, what is a t-shirt
doing inside of this...
290
00:09:48,522 --> 00:09:50,355
this pot full of liquid?
291
00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:52,891
It's not a t-shirt.
Are you gonna
dress the turkey?
292
00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,826
That's sort of like
a hot, wet dress.
Yes.
293
00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:58,196
So, now, just drape this
cloth all over the bird.
294
00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,931
You dressing him up
for real.
295
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,833
Smell, smell, smell.
I smell that.
296
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:04,636
What that smell like?
That's the white wine
and butter. Yeah.
297
00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:05,937
Wait a minute.
Hold on, Martha.
298
00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,639
That smell good before
you even put fire to it.
299
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,341
I know. Well,
that's the idea.
300
00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:11,576
And then the whole house
smells good afterwards.
Yeah.
301
00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:14,379
So, this goes into the oven.
(doorbell rings)
302
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,348
(gasps)
I wonder who that could be.
303
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,882
Did you pay the rent
this month?
304
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:18,883
(laughter)
305
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,485
Did you invite
somebody, Snoop?
306
00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:22,988
I invited my brother from
another mother, NBA legend
307
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,889
Chris Bosh
in the house!
308
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,325
Oh, wow!
What up, boy?
309
00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,327
What's up?
All right.
310
00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,595
I brought you a present.
311
00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,130
Oh, come on,
I need that.
Yeah.
312
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,165
Man, it's good
to see you, bro.
313
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,201
Oh. That's homemade beer.
Homemade beer.
314
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:37,636
Good to see you, bro.
Good to see you.
315
00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:40,138
Before we even get started,
can I...?
316
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,840
Yes.
I'm gonna go over here.
317
00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:43,174
You want to look?
318
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,776
What's going on over there?
I don't know. I mean...
319
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:51,950
(celestial music)
320
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,084
(music stops)
321
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,053
That was glorious.
322
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,221
(rap music playing)
323
00:10:56,289 --> 00:11:01,459
(cheers and applause)
324
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:02,460
(music stops)
325
00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:04,195
(laughter)
326
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,397
(rap music playing)
327
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:09,968
(cheers and applause)
328
00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,536
(music stops)
329
00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:13,772
Yeah, man, play.
We're gonna play.
330
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:14,873
(cheers and applause)
331
00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:17,575
I actually met you
on vacation in Italy.
332
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:18,743
That's right.
Yeah.
333
00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,812
My son. Yeah, my son.
Yes, your son was there,
334
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,113
and your wife.
He had an accident
in the pool that day.
335
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,181
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, he did?
336
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,517
He pooped in the pool?
337
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:29,320
Uh, yeah, some people would say
that he pooped in the pool.
338
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,890
He really cleared out
this pool.
339
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,558
As he should.
Good looking out, man.
340
00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:35,427
It was amazing,
and now that I'm a mom
341
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,730
of a son, I totally understand
how that could happen.
342
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,732
They cleared the pool out.
Nobody was injured.
343
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,200
And then we all went
back to eating
344
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,501
and having a good time.
Yeah, yeah.
345
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,570
We had a good lunch.
Washed our hands.
346
00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:46,905
(laughter)
347
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,006
Then we got
back in the pool.
348
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,140
(laughter)
349
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,342
Look, they're
listening to you.
350
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,278
They're listening to you.
Yeah.
351
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,547
Come on, let's go hide
the potatoes real quick.
352
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,615
(whistling)
Hey, baby.
353
00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:00,652
Now, I want to know
what their names are.
354
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:03,388
Roast turkey
and fried turkey.
Okay.
355
00:12:03,457 --> 00:12:04,923
Oh, wow. You see
how his nose dropped
356
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,257
when you said that,
Martha?
357
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,626
(laughter)
(whistling)
358
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,562
Stay tuned, because
when we come back,
359
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,932
we're having a Thanksgiving
feast to remember.
360
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,667
Just wait 'til you see it.
361
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,302
(cheers and applause)
362
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,303
Now they're dancing.
363
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,738
Oh, look, he's dancing.
364
00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:21,740
(laughter)
365
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,975
(cheers and applause)
366
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:28,980
"Your sister's boyfriend
puts his hand on your leg."
367
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,082
Oh!
Oh!
368
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,151
You know what I would do?
What would you do?
369
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,753
I'd pick up my fork
370
00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,454
and jam it into his...
371
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:37,856
Oh, Martha!
372
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,224
♪ We're now cookin'
with Martha and Snoop ♪
373
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,826
♪ We're now cookin' with
Martha and Snoop ♪
374
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,099
Welcome back,
and happy Thanksgiving.
375
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,902
This is "Martha and Snoop's
Potluck Dinner Party,"
376
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:53,371
and it is time to eat.
377
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,240
Yes, it is time to eat.
Yes, it is.
378
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:58,009
(cheers and applause)
379
00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,211
And because
it's Thanksgiving,
380
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,913
I think I'm gonna
lead the prayer.
381
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,883
Everybody grab hands
and bow your heads.
382
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:08,486
Thanksgiving is a time
we all gather together
383
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:12,323
to eat a big bird that once had
a whole lot of feathers.
384
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,491
(laughter)
385
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:16,628
Cranberries, stuffing,
and the hot pumpkin pie,
386
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:19,864
with football featuring
the Detroit Lions--
387
00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:22,600
I have no idea why.
(laughter)
388
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:25,236
Amen.
(all)
Amen.
389
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,404
(cheers and applause)
390
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,605
Oh, wow.
391
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,908
(cheers and applause)
392
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,376
I like white meat,
Miss Martha.
393
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:32,377
I don't know how
to cut it, though.
394
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,511
Here.
Oh, you don't know how?
395
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,846
No, ma'am.
Just cut it down
like this.
396
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,281
You gotta hold the back end
while you're cutting it, though.
397
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,448
Hold them feet.
398
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,384
You got-- This is
bucket list ----.
399
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,752
You bought the...
What?
400
00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:42,420
Martha, you bought
and cooked the turkey
401
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:43,855
and cut it for me.
402
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,223
Well, here,
take a fork and just...
What you need?
403
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,858
Catch that, catch that
with a fork.
404
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:47,859
I'm gonna
take a picture of it
405
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,527
'cause that's so special
right there.
406
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,596
Can you cut me
a slice, too, please?
407
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:52,597
That's looking all right.
408
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,165
Hey, listen, fam.
Yeah.
409
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,434
It's a blessing to eat
Martha Stewart's potatoes.
410
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,036
See, usually,
when I eat Thanksgiving,
411
00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,170
it don't be all pretty
like this,
412
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,238
so we can just get down.
You got pretty food.
413
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,306
You want the head?
414
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,874
Yeah, give me that head.
(laughter)
415
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,576
Ain't nothing wrong
with some good, hot head.
416
00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:05,743
Give me some of that head.
417
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:06,811
(audience whooing)
418
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,012
Whoo!
419
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,080
Anybody else want
some of this ham?
420
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,081
I want a piece.
421
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,616
I have to taste
your ham.
422
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:14,552
And your blaze.
All right. Here we go.
423
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:15,553
Really, really good.
Do you like?
424
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,988
This turkey
is off the hook.
425
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,489
It's tender and the
stuffing was good too.
426
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,525
And, yeah, see?
It is delicious.
427
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,228
Your ham is so good.
Thank you, Martha.
428
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,830
See, that blaze sauce.
It's not that glaze sauce.
429
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:28,333
It's that blaze sauce
with that secret ingredient.
430
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,902
Martha Stewart,
are you left-handed?
Uh-uh.
431
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,804
I'm eating
European-style.
432
00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:35,139
Yeah, that's called European
style, what she eating, Chris.
433
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,341
Oh, okay.
434
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,642
She got different
levels of eatery
435
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,244
that you gotta understand.
Look how she did that.
436
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,813
See that? She actually
flipped it backwards.
Oh, hold up.
437
00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:43,681
Notice how I ain't used
one utensil,
438
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,416
so I'm eating...
(laughter)
439
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,353
This would be considered
East Side Long Beach style.
440
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,754
(laughter)
441
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:54,025
So, what she does is,
she cuts the potato.
442
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,194
She cuts the potato,
then slice.
443
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,795
Well, you try to
push it on your fork.
444
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,465
He's gonna go home
and his wife is gonna wonder,
445
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,799
where the heck
have you been?
446
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,268
Yeah, yeah, but, see,
where we from,
447
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,369
you use the bread.
448
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,837
You take the bread
and you...
449
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:08,339
(laughter)
450
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,807
This ---- is good.
I'm sorry.
451
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,609
(laughter)
452
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:15,013
Sometimes on Thanksgiving,
a family member will say
453
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,481
or do
something inappropriate.
454
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:17,615
Has that ever
happened to you?
455
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:20,084
All the time.
Okay.
Every time.
456
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,086
And, so, what
have you guys done
457
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,521
in that situation?
458
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,591
Do you speak up
and ruffle feathers?
459
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,560
This turkey is full
of feathers
460
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:33,798
with inappropriate behavior
by relatives on Thanksgiving.
461
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,266
You could be
the first to pluck.
462
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,335
In the front here
are the feathers.
Yeah, pluck, pluck.
463
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,569
This one's calling.
Okay. Read it.
464
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:39,570
Pull him out.
Pull it out.
465
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:40,672
Pull him out
and read it.
Okay.
466
00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:42,774
This one calling.
Now, this one says,
467
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,676
"Your mom's wig..."
Pfft!
468
00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:47,478
(laughter)
469
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,380
"Your mom's wig
begins sliding off
470
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,282
while she's saying
Thanksgiving grace."
471
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,750
(laughter)
472
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,319
Oh, Lord, I want
to thank you
473
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,120
for this food
we're about to have!
474
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,522
Your wig's falling off!
475
00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:00,291
(laughter)
476
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,026
Okay, Snoop,
you choose one.
477
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,262
I'm gonna try
this green one over here.
478
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,297
"Your mom tells
the whole family
479
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:10,134
that you recently got
dumped by your other."
480
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,436
(gasping)
481
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:12,770
Ooh!
Mom!
482
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:15,139
That's your mama. I'm not
ruffling my mama feathers.
483
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,841
I'm not doing none of that.
I'm gonna let it go.
484
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:19,310
Mama is always right.
Amen.
485
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,746
Which color would you like?
Give her something pretty.
486
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,247
You can pick for me.
Yeah, that's pretty.
487
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:26,250
Uh, here.
Thank you. Okay.
488
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:30,154
"Your sister's boyfriend
puts his hand on your leg."
489
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,990
Oh!
Oh!
490
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,925
My hands is up here, so...
491
00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,259
(laughter)
492
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:38,129
Look, my family,
he fixin' to get slapped.
493
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,530
(laughing)
494
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,866
You know what I would do?
What would you do?
495
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,468
I'd pick up my fork
496
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,903
and jam it into his...
497
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,005
Oh, Martha!
498
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,172
(cheers and applause)
499
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,207
And then nobody's
got their hand
500
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,975
on anything anymore.
That's right.
501
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:53,277
"You walked in
on your son or daughter
502
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:58,783
making out with their GF
or BF in their bedroom."
503
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,152
For my kids, I'm gonna
let 'em go and get finished.
504
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,454
(laughter)
505
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,656
I'm not gonna
stop the groove.
506
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,625
When he finish the groove,
then I'm gonna holla at him,
507
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:08,793
"Cuz, you got to understand,
508
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:09,827
"there's so many people
in the house,
509
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:10,828
"you gotta take that
somewhere else.
510
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:11,929
"Man, don't do that
next time,
511
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,431
but good luck,
and that was fly, cuz."
512
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,067
(laughter)
513
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:18,369
I love it. I'm gonna
add to that one, though.
514
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,804
What if it was...
515
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,339
My daughter?
Yeah, your girl.
516
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,440
Oh, he gettin' whooped.
517
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:23,941
(laughter)
518
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,109
He gettin' whooped,
Chris.
519
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:26,544
You know he
gettin' whooped.
520
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:30,014
After the break, we'll eat,
drink, and be merry.
521
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:32,650
Mmm! That's Martha's
secret way of telling me
522
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,252
that me and 2 Chainz
got time
523
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,387
to go sneak off
and hit a bleezy.
524
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,656
Stick around because
when we come back,
525
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,558
we've got another
special guest.
526
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,793
We'll be right back.
527
00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:47,298
(cheers and applause)
528
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,367
♪ We're now cookin'
with Martha and Snoop ♪
529
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:52,236
♪ We're now cookin' with
Martha and Snoop ♪
530
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:54,739
♪ We're now cookin'
with Martha and Snoop ♪
♪ We cookin' with... ♪
531
00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:55,740
♪ Ai ♪
532
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,408
♪♪
533
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,843
Yeah, what's up?
Welcome back.
534
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,212
We want to thank
our guest 2 Chainz...
535
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,514
(cheers and applause)
536
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,084
the lovely Naya Rivera...
537
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:07,885
(cheers and applause)
538
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,488
and my brother from another
mother, Chris Bosh.
539
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,623
(cheers and applause)
540
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,425
And one last thing
we forgot to do
541
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:15,860
is break that wishbone.
542
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,128
Break the wishbone?
Yeah.
543
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,030
I want to break
the wishbone.
Let's go.
544
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,898
Why are you
holding that side?
545
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,400
What's the difference
between the sides?
546
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:25,103
Well, I just... I want
to hold that side.
547
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:27,438
Why?
Because
I don't trust you.
548
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:31,776
(laughing)
I'm learning on this
show not to trust Snoop.
549
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:34,212
So, we're gonna pull?
We're gonna pull.
550
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,013
Make a wish.
Let's make a wish?
551
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:39,283
What's your wish?
That we come back with
season two and three.
552
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,551
(cheers and applause)
553
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,722
Whoa! And my wish
is that we come back
554
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,225
for seasons two,
three, and four.
555
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,759
(cheers and applause)
556
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,561
Okay, pull.
557
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:54,365
(cheers and applause)
558
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,067
Yeah!
559
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,368
(laughter)
560
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:58,870
Your dreams
will come true.
561
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,606
Hey, I got it.
I got it. So...
You got that.
562
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,041
And now, performing
her song, "Comfortable,"
563
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,344
and continuing on VH1.com,
564
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:09,614
give it up for the homegirl,
it's Dreezy.
565
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:13,184
♪♪
566
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,919
Oh, I love this record
right here.
567
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,554
♪♪
568
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:20,558
♪ I just want to
take away the pressure ♪
569
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,261
♪ I knew you were special
when I met you ♪
570
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,697
♪ Hate the way you battle
your confessions ♪
571
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,433
♪ I wait for you,
I gotta know ♪
572
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,235
♪ I gotta know ♪
573
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,637
♪♪
574
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:36,007
♪ For you ♪
♪ For you ♪
575
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,775
♪ For you ♪
576
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:41,679
Hey! Hey!
♪♪
577
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,515
Give it up one more time
for Dreezy!
578
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,918
♪ You ain't gotta question
when you're with me ♪
579
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,653
Just trying to make
you feel comfortable.
580
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,288
You know what
I'm talking about?
581
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:53,558
♪ Whenever you want me,
you'll be with me ♪
582
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,059
♪ I'll be there
in a minute, boy ♪
583
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:58,663
♪ I'm trying to get
close to you ♪♪
584
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,868
Next time on the "Martha &
Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party"...
585
00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:06,671
I'm not high right now,
but whoever gave us this show,
586
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,139
they must have been.
587
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:11,309
Time for a breakfast
dinner party.
588
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,710
They don't want us
to have breakfast!
589
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:15,012
Special guest and
our DJ challenge.
590
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,248
Hey, we're cooking here.
Just cover up.
591
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,283
She said,
"Just cover up."
592
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,484
(laughter)
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