Original subtitles

呸 Yuck.

火还是温暖的 The fire's still warm.

是你 隐士鲍勃？ Is that you, Hermit Bob?

我们有点能见到你 We kinda can see you.

农夫米勒说你可能偷了 Farmer Miller says you might have stole

他的一只鸡 one of his chickens.

这恰好违反了法律 That happens to be against the law.

现在 我希望这是一只狐狸 Now, I'm hoping that it was a fox that did that.

科夫 用木杆撑起你的洞 Up your hole with a wooden pole, Cliff.

这也恰好违法了 That also happens to be against the law.

我们应该带他进去吗？ Should we take him in?

他去哪儿了？ Where'd he go?

我不知道 I don't know.

我没有看到他 I don't see him.

呃 我们现在要回城了...... Uh, we're gonna go back to town now...

隐士鲍勃 Hermit Bob.

不要违反任何法律 Don't break any more laws.

冷静一下啦 Just calm down.

嘿 克利夫 Hey, Cliff.

去你的 Fuck you.

哦 死者不会死 Oh, the dead don't die

比你或我更多 Any more than you or I

他们只是梦中的幽灵 They're just ghosts inside a dream

我们不拥有的生活 Of a life that we don't own

他们在我们身边走来走去 They walk around us

一直以来 All the time

绝不付出任何想法 Never paying any mind

我们过着愚蠢的生活 To the silly lives we lead

或者我们都播种了收割 Or the reaping we've all sown

有一杯咖啡在等 There's a cup of coffee waiting

在每个角落 On every corner

总有一天我们会醒来 Someday we're gonna wake up

然后发现角落消失了 And find the corners gone

但是死者仍然会走来走去 But the dead will still be walking round

仅在这个旧世界 In this old world alone

因为生命结束了 'Cause after life is over

来世继续 The afterlife goes on

因为生命结束了 'Cause after life is over

来世继续 The afterlife goes on.

我们应该在其中一天带他去吗？ Should we bring him in one of these days?

我的意思是... I mean...

他向警察开了一把武器 he fired a weapon at police officers.

是的 我不知道 Yeah, I don't know.

我怀疑他甚至偷了那只鸡 I doubt he even stole that chicken.

农夫米勒就是这样一个混蛋 Farmer Miller is such an asshole.

从初中开始我就认识鲍勃 I've known Bob since junior high.

哦 哇 Oh, wow.

那一定是50年前的事了 That must have been like 50 years ago.

是的 是的 Yeah, it was.

你知道 鲍勃已经在那里呆了很多年了 You know, Bob's been out there for years,

吃松鼠和虫子 eating squirrels and bugs,

他从来没有伤过任何我听过的人 and he never hurt anyone that I ever heard of.

嗯 他有点不寻常 Well, he is kind of unusual.

8点以后已经20点了吗？ Is it already 20 after 8:00?

现在不应该变黑吗？ Shouldn't it be getting dark by now?

是的 这个夏令时的事情 Yeah, this daylight savings thing

最近全都出了问题 is all out of whack lately.

该死的 Damn it.

我的手表停了下来 My watch stopped.

或者是破碎的东西 Or is broken or something.

是的 奇怪的事情发生了 Yeah, something weird's going on.

是啊奇怪的 Yeah. Weird.

是的 这不会结束 克利夫 Yeah, this isn't gonna end well, Cliff.

蚁群 The ant colonies.

所有人都像是世界末日一样 All jacked up like it was the end of the world.

嘿 罗尼 你想在小餐馆里摇摆 Hey, Ronnie, you want to swing by the diner,

买些甜甜圈 咖啡？ get some doughnuts, coffee?

嗯......不 谢谢 Um... no, thanks.

咖啡和甜甜圈似乎已经很晚了 It seems late for coffee and doughnuts.

大概吧 I guess so.

这是家庭基地 This is home base.

你们这些人在看我吗？过度 Are you guys reading me? Over.

- 嘿 明迪 - 你们好吗？ - Hey, Mindy. - You guys okay out there?

是的 我们只是 呃 巡航了一下 Yeah, we're just, uh, cruising a bit

在我们回来之前 before we swing on back.

呃 你需要什么吗？ Uh, you need anything?

我们可以 呃 由餐馆经营 We could, uh, run by the diner,

接你一些咖啡和甜甜圈 pick you up some coffee and doughnuts.

负谢谢 Negative. Thanks.

但是有一些奇怪的事情发生了 There is something strange going on, though.

你们有没有人注意到...... Have you guys, by any chance, noticed that the...

......和白昼...... ...and the daylight and the...

我想新闻报道...... I think the news report...

你好你好 Hello, hello.

该死我们失去了她 Shit. We lost her.

使用你的手机 Use your cell.

那很好笑 That's funny.

它完全死了 It's completely dead.

这是完全充电的 And it was fully charged.

嘿 克利夫 我们应该听民用电台吗？ Hey, Cliff, should we listen to the civilian radio?

当然前进 Sure. Go ahead.

哦 死者不会死 Oh, the dead don't die

比你或我更多 Any more than you or I

哇 听起来很熟悉 Wow, that sounds so familiar.

他们只是梦中的幽灵...... They're just ghosts inside a dream...

那首歌是什么 罗尼？ What is that song, Ronnie?

这是“死人不死” It's "The Dead Don't Die."

作者斯特吉尔·辛普森 By Sturgill Simpson.

By Sturgill Simpson.

斯特吉尔·辛普森？ By Sturgill Simpson.

斯特吉尔·辛普森？

斯特吉尔·辛普森？ Sturgill Simpson?

永远不要为愚蠢的生活付出任何代价...... Never paying any mind to the silly lives...

为什么听起来如此熟悉？ Why does it sound so familiar?

好吧 因为这是主题曲 Well, 'cause it's the theme song.

- 主题曲？ - 是的 - The theme song? - Yeah.

有一杯咖啡在等 There's a cup of coffee waiting

在每个角落 On every corner

总有一天我们会醒来 Someday we're gonna wake up

然后发现角落消失了 And find the corners gone

但是死者仍然会走来走去 But the dead will still be walking round

仅在这个旧世界 In this old world alone

因为生命结束了 'Cause after life is over

来世继续 The afterlife goes on

会有老朋友走来走去 There'll be old friends walking round

在一个有点熟悉的小镇 In a somewhat familiar town

当你从电话里抬起头时 你看到了一次

当你从电话里抬起头时 你看到了一次 That you saw once when you looked up from the phone

他妈的斯特吉尔·辛普森

当然可以

所以 弗兰克 是什么让你这么肯定

没有人打扰你 Nobody bothers saying hi

你可以保存所有的再见 And you can save all your goodbyes

不要试图假装 Stop trying to pretend

我们都不在家...... That we're all not at home...

在我的外卖准备好了多久之后 菲恩？ How much longer until my takeout's ready, Fern?

弗兰克 不久就出去了 Be out shortly, Frank.

只是为你加热 Just heating it up for you.

你介意关掉那该死的音乐吗？ Would you mind turning off that goddamn music?

你介意关掉那该死的音乐吗？

你介意关掉那该死的音乐吗？ Fucking Sturgill Simpson.

你介意关掉那该死的音乐吗？

你介意关掉那该死的音乐吗？ Sure thing.

你介意关掉那该死的音乐吗？

你介意关掉那该死的音乐吗？ So, Frank, what makes you so sure

是偷了你的鸡的隐士鲍勃？ it's Hermit Bob who stole your chicken?

那么 到底是谁呢？ Well, who the hell else could it be?

那该死的毛茸茸的疯子 That goddamn hairy lunatic,

这些年来像洞穴居民一样生活在那里 living out there all these years like a caveman.

像某种幽灵 Like some kind of ghost.

也许是阿米什人 Might as well be Amish.

也许这是......狐狸 弗兰克 Maybe it was a... a fox, Frank.

嗯 我不认为鲍勃伤害过任何人 Um, I don't think Bob ever hurt anybody.

是的 好吧 告诉我他妈的鸡 Yeah, well, tell that to my fucking chickens.

福克斯 我的屁股 Fox, my ass.

弗兰克 你走吧 Here you go, Frank.

想让我把它放在一个随身携带的杯子里吗？ Want me to put that in a to-go cup for you?

不 我不能再喝那些东西了 Nah, I can't drink any more of that stuff.

对我来说太黑了 It's too damn black for me.

我的意思是它太强大了 I meant it's too strong.

小心点 弗兰克 Take care, Frank.

是啊 Yeah.

本特别报道: This special report:

这些活动可能会受到影响 These activities could possibly be affecting

地球在其轴上的旋转 the Earth's rotation on its axis.

科学家们说 即使是最微小的变化 Scientists say even the slightest change

在这种平衡中可能已经造成了 in this balance may already be causing

我们平常的白昼时间发生了戏剧性的变化 a dramatic change in our usual hours of daylight.

与此同时 政府官员 Meanwhile, government officials,

以及所涉及的能源公司的负责人 as well as the heads of the energy companies involved,

说最近广泛的极地水力压裂 say the recent extensive polar fracking

没有任何可辨认的后果 has had no discernible consequences whatsoever.

这是能源部长所说的话 Here's what the energy secretary had to say

在今晚的新闻发布会上 in this evening's press conference.

听着 这些危言耸听者是危险的骗子 Listen, these alarmists are dangerous liars.

我们不相信什么 Let's not believe something

仅仅因为一位所谓的科学家说这是真的 just because one so-called scientist says it's true.

极性水力压裂创造了出色的工作 Polar fracking has created fantastic jobs,

为我们伟大的国家带来巨大的利润和精力 big profits and energy for our great country.

我们不要忘记我们的先验...... Let's not forget our priori...

你觉得怎么样 菲恩？ What you think, Fern?

我不知道 汉克 I don't know, Hank.

它不应该变暗吗？ Shouldn't it be getting dark out?

所以 你可以从这个图中看到 So, you can see from this diagram

如果地球被拉得稍微离开它的轴 that if the Earth is pulled even slightly off its axis,

反响可能是极端的 the repercussions could be extreme.

即将进入下一个细分市场...... Coming up in the next segment...

天哪 伙计 这太疯狂了 Holy shit, man, this is crazy.

地球自转或旋转速度的变化？ A change in the Earth's rotation or its spin rate?

那肯定是灾难性的 That'd be catastrophic, for sure.

生物圈的所有周期都会受到影响 All the cycles of the biosphere would be affected.

阳光的自然循环会被破坏 The natural cycles of sunlight would be disrupted,

植物不会生长 风的模式会改变 plants wouldn't grow, wind patterns would change,

和构造活动...... and tectonic activity...

忘掉它 Forget about it.

极地转移将意味着...... The polar caps shifting would mean...

我不想说 I don't want to say.

全行星破坏 Total planetary destruction.

真的？ For real?

闭嘴 Shut up.

好的 时间到了 女孩们 Okay, time's up, girls.

一路攀升 Way up.

好吧 如果不是格里尼莫再次在女孩的地板上 Well, if it isn't Geronimo on the girls' floor again.

你想成为一个女孩 格里尼莫？ Do you want to be a girl, Geronimo?

没有 No.

那么 回到男孩们的部分......现在 Well, then get back to the boys' section... now.

丹尼斯 Dennis.

你可以请格里尼莫护送回男孩们的部分吗？ Can you please escort Geronimo back to the boys' section?

我会和这些女孩打交道 I'll deal with these girls.

I'll deal with these girls.

我们走吧 格里尼莫你知道该怎么做 I'll deal with these girls.

我们走吧 格里尼莫你知道该怎么做

我们走吧 格里尼莫你知道该怎么做 Let's go, Geronimo. You know the drill.

我们走了 你小丑 Let's go, you clowns.

这是蠢蛋的就寝时间 It's bedtime for bozos.

你们两位女士也是我们走吧 You two ladies, too. Let's go.

然而 费里屯能源部长...... Secretary of Energy Pillerton, however...

谢谢 Thank you.

......完全反驳这些猜测 ...fully refutes these speculations,

坚持... insisting...

见到你 鲍比 See you, Bobby.

- 优秀 - 你说对了？需要一个包？ - Excellent. - You got it? Need a bag?

- 不用了 谢谢 - 行 - No, thanks. - All right.

- 再见 鲍比 - 见到你们 - Bye, Bobby. - See you guys.

哇 它还是那么亮 Wow, it's still so light out.

好的所以... Okay. So...

- 比尔博·巴金斯 - 嘿 院长 - Bilbo Baggins. - Hey, Dean.

- 什么事 伙计？ - 怎么样？ - What's up, buddy? - How's things?

盘后交货 WU-PS After-hours delivery, WU-PS.

看一下这个 Check this out.

得到了一些奇怪的世界新闻 Got some Weird News of the World.

地球偏离它的轴 The Earth off its axis.

这是个坏消息 That's bad news.

这是给你的 为你的收藏 This is for you right here, for your collection.

天啊 星级日志 Oh, man. Starlog.

怪异 Eerie.

令人毛骨悚然的 61号 Creepy, number 61.

1974年4月 April 1974.

在你出生和屎之前 那个混蛋很少见 That motherfucker's rare, before you was born and shit.

天啊在这里 我来给你一些钱 Oh, man. Here, let me give you some money.

不 那是在我身上 No, that's on me.

- 将其添加到您的收藏中 - 谢啦 - Add it to your collection. - Thanks, man.

请把赫比·汉考克放在这里 Just give me your Herbie Hancock right here,

我会在路上 and I'll be on my way.

他们需要修复AC They need to fix the AC.

你知道 这个混蛋中有点热 对吧？ You know, it's kind of hot in this motherfucker, huh?

行 All right.

好吧 好的 Okay-dokay.

好的 下周见到你 佛罗多 All right, see you next week, Frodo.

嘿 院长 Hey, Dean.

我想知道你是否会介意 呃 I was wondering if you wouldn't mind just, uh,

I was wondering if you wouldn't mind just, uh,

放下一点智慧直到下一次交付 I was wondering if you wouldn't mind just, uh,

放下一点智慧直到下一次交付

放下一点智慧直到下一次交付 dropping a little wisdom until the next delivery.

世界是完美的 The world is perfect.

欣赏细节 Appreciate the details.

“世界是完美的 "The world is perfect.

欣赏细节“ Appreciate the details."

你们不应该在这里 You guys shouldn't be here.

奇怪 Strange.

美味的牛肝菌 Tasty porcinis.

好的 Okay.

嗯 Mmm.

猫咪！ Kitty!

晚上好 Good evening.

这是博斯·华雷斯 This is Posie Juarez.

我们打断这个程序 We interrupt this program

对于森特维尔7新闻特别报道 for a Centerville 7 News Special Report.

人们说他们的宠物要么刚刚消失了 People are saying their pets have either just disappeared

或者表现得异常怯懦和咄咄逼人 or are acting unusually skittish and aggressive.

这是哈里斯维尔的一份报告 Here's a report from Harrisville.

看这个 Look at this.

我的意思是 我找不到我的猫 彩虹 I mean, I just couldn't find my cat, Rainbow.

当我终于找到她时 And when I finally did find her,

她在房子下面 she was under the house.

她以前从未这样做过 She's never done that before.

她通常不喜欢那样 She's not usually like that.

她非常温柔...... She's very gentle and...

那太奇怪了你们在哪？ That's so strange. Where are you guys?

......也是 她的眼睛里有这种狂野的表情 ...too, and she had this wild look in her eye,

...too, and she had this wild look in her eye,

当我终于试图把她拉出来的时候 ...too, and she had this wild look in her eye,

当我终于试图把她拉出来的时候

当我终于试图把她拉出来的时候 and when I finally tried to pull her out,

她像一只野生动物一样把我刮成了碎片 she scratched me all to shreds, like a wild animal.

那太令人毛骨悚然了我知道... That's so creepy. I knew...

我们回来了？ We're back?

你好 Hello.

哇 这很奇怪 似乎全都在发生 Wow, that is strange, and it seems to be happening all over.

我们会在11:00收到更多报道 We'll have more reports at 11:00.

但就目前而言 这是博斯·华雷斯 But for now, this is Posie Juarez

对于森特维尔7新闻 for Centerville 7 News.

注意安全... Stay safe...

并睁大眼睛 and keep your eyes open.

拉姆斯菲尔德 Rumsfeld.

拉姆斯菲尔德在这里 男孩 Rumsfeld. Here, boy.

你到底在哪里？ Where the hell are you?

该死的狗 Goddamn dog.

拉姆斯菲尔德？你出去了？ Rumsfeld? You out here?

拉姆斯菲尔德 你在那边做什么？ Rumsfeld, what you doing over there?

让你的屁股在里面 Get your ass inside.

来吧 愚蠢 Come on, stupid.

嘿 Hey.

你在做什么？ What are you doing?

他妈的 Goddamn it.

天哪 Holy shit.

谁偷了我他妈的奶牛？ Who stole my fucking cows?

我的鸡到底在哪里？ Where the hell are my chickens?

弗兰克的奶牛 Frank's cows.

女士们走进树林 Into the woods, ladies.

欢迎来到我的世界 Welcome to my world.

该死的 马洛里 Damn it, Mallory.

即使死了 你还要喝霞多丽 Even dead, you reek of chardonnay.

便宜的霞多丽 Cheap chardonnay.

她看起来怎么样？ How's she looking?

好吧 她没有变老 Well, she's not getting any older.

哇餐厅肯定会 Wow. The diner sure makes

世界上最好的咖啡 不是吗？ the world's best coffee, doesn't it?

是的 但你怎么能这么晚喝？ Yeah, but how can you drink it so late?

- 它不会阻止你吗？ - 不 我像个婴儿一样睡觉 - Won't it keep you up? - No, I sleep like a baby.

除非我知道有尸体 Except maybe when I know there's a corpse

在工作等我 waiting for me at work.

哦 是的 Oh, y-yeah.

克利夫 是来自拉特罗布的验尸官 Cliff, is the coroner from Latrobe

明天要接她？ gonna pick her up tomorrow?

单独来这里有点令人毛骨悚然 It's getting a little creepy being here alone

马洛里在那里分解 with Mallory decomposing in there.

是的 明天早上他们应该来接她 Yeah, they're supposed to come pick her up tomorrow morning.

感谢上帝 Thank God.

我不知道为什么她不能在殡仪馆过来 I don't know why she can't be over at the funeral home.

因为她要去拉特罗布的波特场 'Cause she's going to Potter's Field in Latrobe.

并且因为我们新的不寻常的承担者 And 'cause our new unusual undertaker,

温斯顿女士有这两位高尔夫球手 Ms. Winston, has got those two golfers

被闪电击中的......洛根 that were struck by lightning... the Logans.

谢谢 罗尼 Thanks, Ronnie.

这不是必要的 但...... It's not really necessary, but...

明迪 我可以把你开回家吗？ Can I, uh, drive you home, Mindy?

罗尼 也没必要你知道我的车在这里 Also not necessary, Ronnie. You know I have my car here.

哦耶 Oh, yeah.

- 普锐斯如何运行？ - 很好 - How is the Prius running? - Fine.

你能在你的那辆小型智能车上安装两个人吗？ Can you even fit two people in that little Smart car of yours?

嗯 是的很好地握住两个 Well, yeah. Holds two nicely.

这个白天的事情困扰着我 This daylight thing is bothering me.

真奇怪 It's strange.

那么 我能说什么呢？ Well, what can I say?

最近世界有点奇怪 The world is kind of strange lately.

是的 确实如此 Yeah, it sure is.

如果你问我 整件事情就会结束 If you ask me, this whole thing is gonna end badly.

那么 罗尼究竟是什么意思？ So, what exactly do you mean, Ronnie?

哦 呃 不知道 Oh, uh, don't know.

我觉得只是一种感觉 Just a feeling, I guess.

强烈的感觉 Strong feeling.

好家伙 Oh, boy.

克利夫 你可以独自整夜班吗？ You okay doing the whole night shift alone, Cliff?

是的 我可以小睡一下 Yeah, I can take a nap.

我的意思是 我可以躺在那个其他牢房里 I mean, I can just lie down in that other cell

在老马洛里旁边 next to old Mallory.

天啊 Oh, God.

她旁边......她的尸体？ Next to her... her dead body?

可能会带回一些旧的记忆 Might bring back some old memories.

明天见 See you guys tomorrow.

- 见 克利夫 - 是的 明天见 酋长 - See you, Cliff. - Yeah, see you tomorrow, Chief.

“这一切都将以糟糕的方式结束” "This is all gonna end badly."

那是什么意思？ What does that mean?

我从小就认识马洛里·奥布莱恩 I knew Mallory O'Brien since I was a kid.

信不信由你 And believe it or not,

她也很年轻 sh-she was a pretty young thing, too.

请 Please.

对不起 但对那醉酒的老山羊很好 Sorry, but good riddance to that drunken old goat.

对不起 但对那醉酒的老山羊很好

对不起 但对那醉酒的老山羊很好 Well, I-I-I don't know, Fern.

Well, I-I-I don't know, Fern.

好吧 我 - 我 - 我不知道 弗恩 Well, I-I-I don't know, Fern.

吉兹 我得离开这里了 Geez, I got to get up out of here.

我 - 我到了 呃 去了五金店 I-I got to, uh, get to the hardware store

明天早上 early tomorrow morning.

我很期待明天见到你们 I'm looking forward to seeing you ladies tomorrow.

- 嗯 - 小心 汉克 - Mm. - Take care, Hank.

晚安 汉克甜蜜的梦 Good night, Hank. Sweet dreams.

汉克是个绅士 Hank is such a gentleman.

当然可以 Sure is.

好吧 我最好开始在这里清洁 Well, I better get started cleaning here.

听着 莉莉 Listen, Lily.

我一直想死你问这个新的外国女人 I've been dying to ask you about that new foreign woman

接过殡仪馆 that took over the funeral home.

她叫什么名字？ What's her name?

她的名字叫塞尔达温斯顿 Her name is Zelda Winston.

而且她很奇怪 当然 And she's strange, for sure.

她有这些 就像 非常奇怪的眼睛 And she's got these, like, really weird eyes,

就像她一样 看着你 like she's, like, looking right through you.

不过 她付我很好 She pays me really well, though.

塞尔达这是什么类型的名字？ Zelda. What-what kind of name is that?

我不知道 I don't know.

她可能就像爱尔兰人或苏格兰人或其他什么人 She's probably, like, Irish or Scottish or whatever.

然而 她说话真的很有趣 And she talks really funny, though,

所以我并不总能做对 so I don't always get it right.

但我喜欢塞尔达这个名字 But I like the name Zelda.

它让我想起了 嗯 塞尔达·菲茨杰拉德 It reminds me of, um, Zelda Fitzgerald.

那是谁？ Who's that?

那是伟大的盖茨比的妻子 That's Great Gatsby's wife.

那是谁？ And who's that?

这是20世纪20年代真正富有的人 That's the really rich guy from the 1920s.

罗伯特雷德福德的家伙 The Robert Redford guy.

好吧 无论如何 所以它在那里是什么样的 Well, anyway, so what's it like over there

她接手后在那些秘密房间？ in those secret rooms since she took over?

好吧 有这些 真的令人毛骨悚然的后房 Well, there's these, like, really creepy back rooms,

你知道 他们在哪里 保持所有的僵硬 you know, where they, like, keep all the stiffs.

然后在那旁边 有这个大金佛 And then next to that, there's this big golden Buddha.

什么 现在呢？ A what, now?

有一个大而有光泽的金色佛像 There's a big, shiny, golden Buddha.

然后有这些 像 And then there's these, like,

在架子上的老式武士刀 old-looking samurai swords on a rack.

真？ Really?

阿弥陀佛 Amituofo.

这很特别 That's peculiar.

现在 留下来 好吗？ Now, stay put, will you?

这是什么 丽芙？ What is it, Liv?

你还好吗？ You okay?

是啊 Yeah.

大概吧 I guess so.

我只是有这种令人毛骨悚然的感觉 I just got this creepy feeling.

你可能只是做了一个糟糕的梦 You were probably just having a bad dream.

是的 我猜是这样的 Yeah, guess so.

一个恶梦 A bad dream.

A bad dream.

没关系回去睡觉吧 A bad dream.

没关系回去睡觉吧

没关系回去睡觉吧 It's okay. Just go back to sleep.

谢谢 施特尔 Thanks, Stell.

嗯 Hmm.

有毒的月球震动 Toxic lunar vibrations.

好的 亲爱的 我已经完成了 All right, honey, I'm done.

我要把钱留在这里 I'm leaving your money here.

我不在这里 莉 I'm out of here, Lil.

好的 蕨明天见 Okay, Fern. See you tomorrow.

如果我先见到你 我就不会 Not if I see you first.

非常有趣 Very funny.

对不起 我们已经关门了 Excuse me, we're closed.

什么......你怎么了？ What... what happened to you?

啊哈！百合！ Aah! Lily!

Aah! Lily!

哦 他妈的远离我 Oh, get the fuck away from me,

你这个小混蛋！哦 我他妈的杀了你！ you little motherfucker! Oh, I'll fucking kill you!

我会把这个拖把你的他妈的屁股推 妈妈！ I'll shove this mop up your fucking ass, motherfucker!

他妈的远离我！ Get the fuck away from me!

咖啡 Coffee.

咖啡 Coffee.

咖啡 Coffee.

森特维尔警察局 Centerville Police Department.

这是首席罗伯逊 This is Chief Robertson.

嗨 汉克这是怎么回事？ Hi, Hank. What's up?

真的是6:30吗？ Is it really 6:30?

什么？ What?

在晚餐？ At the diner?

呃 就像我在电话里说的那样 科夫 Uh, like I said on the phone, Cliff,

经常 芬恩早早来到这里 所以我想我可能 often, Fern gets here early, and so I thought I might

得到一些咖啡 然后 - 然后这个 get some coffee to go, and-and then this.

哦 我的上帝 Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

我 - 我看到了他们 Oh, my God.

我 - 我看到了他们

我 - 我看到了他们 I-I saw them.

蕨和莉莉 Fern and Lily.

天啊 Oh, man.

呃 这到底是什么意思？ Uh, wh-what the hell was it?

野生动物？呃 几种野生动物？ A wild animal? Uh, several wild animals?

我不知道 I don't know.

但不管它是什么 它甚至粉碎了咖啡壶 But whatever it was, it even smashed the coffeepots.

哦 好吧 Oh, yuck.

耶稣基督 悬崖 Jesus Christ, Cliff.

到底是什么 一只野生动物？ What the heck was it, a wild animal?

几种野生动物？ Several wild animals?

这正是我所说的 That's exactly what I said.

大家好 Hey, guys.

哇蕨类植物真的为这些花坛创造了奇迹 Wow. Fern's really done wonders with these flower beds.

真的让这个地方振作起来 对吧？ Really perks up the place, huh?

什么？ What?

- 发生了什么？ - 上帝 明迪 - What happened? - God, Mindy.

我不认为你想看到这个 I don't think you want to see this.

呃 不 不 我不需要看到 Uh, no, no, I didn't need to see that.

它是野生动物吗？ Was it a wild animal?

还是几种野生动物？ Or several wild animals?

悬崖 是真的蕨和莉莉在那里？ Cliff, is that really Fern and Lily in there?

呃 不 Uh, no.

那是菲恩和莉莉 但现在...... That was Fern and Lily, but now...

你在这需要我吗？ Do you need me here?

也许你可以帮忙控制人群 Maybe you could help out with crowd control.

好的 伙计们 你现在可以搬吧吗？ Okay, folks, can you move it along now, please?

谢谢 Thank you.

我简直不敢相信 I can't believe it.

上帝 罗尼这太可怕了 God, Ronnie. This is really awful.

也许是我见过的最糟糕的事情 Maybe the worst thing I've ever seen.

是啊当然可以 Yeah. Sure is.

一世... I...

我 - 我得走了 I-I got to go.

所以 你在想什么？ So, what are you thinking?

你......你真的想知道吗？ You... you really want to know?

我在想僵尸 I'm thinking zombies.

什么？ What?

你知道 僵尸 You know, zombies.

食尸鬼不死之身 Ghouls. The undead.

你是... Are you...

你想告诉我...... you're trying to tell me...

......你在想僵尸是这么做的吗？ ...you're thinking zombies did this?

对 Yup.

嘿 杰克 你会检查一下你的手机吗？ Hey, Jack, will you check your phone

- 看看我们到底在哪里？ - 是的 - and see where we are exactly? - Yeah.

天啊 Oh, man.

我在这里没有任何接待 I'm not getting any reception out here.

吉兹 我甚至不知道我的手机是否正常工作 Geez, I don't even know if my phone's working,

- 由于某些原因 - 嗯 - for some reason. - Hmm.

让我试试收音机 Let me try the radio.

哦 哇 它再次起作用 所以...... Oh, wow, it's working again, so...

我的意思是 他们绝对错了 I mean, they're absolutely wrong.

我们非常清楚极地水力压裂 We know very well that polar fracking

这个国家一直很棒 has been great for this country.

在我看来 这些反对者 In my opinion, these naysayers

应该只是移动到其他地方 should just move to somewhere else

- 他们不需要... - 我不是在听这个 - where they don't have to... - I'm not listening to this.

街道看起来很空洞 And the streets look so empty

早上 In the morning

“丧尸未逝” "The Dead Don't Die."

我喜欢这首歌 I love this song.

晚上没有人出去 There'll be no one out at night

让灯光照射下来 For the lights to shine down on

但是死者仍然会走来走去 But the dead will still be walking round

仅在这个旧世界 In this old world alone

因为生命结束了 'Cause after life is over

来世继续 The afterlife goes on

心碎了 Hearts break

亲人出行时 When loved ones journey on

想到了 At the thought

At the thought

他们现在永远消失了 At the thought

他们现在永远消失了

他们现在永远消失了 That they're now forever gone

所以我们告诉自己 So we tell ourselves

他们一直都在我们身边 They're all still around us all the time

谢谢 Thanks.

已经过去但没有忘记 Gone but not forgotten

留下的回忆 Just memories left behind

哦 伙计们 伙计们我们必须停下来取气 Oh, shit, you guys. We have to stop and get gas.

看气体标志就在那里 Look. Gas sign right there.

但是死者仍然会走来走去 But the dead will still be walking round

仅在这个旧世界...... In this old world alone...

好的 很酷快回来 好吗？ Okay, cool. Come back soon, okay?

见到你 鲍比 See you, Bobby.

- 生病了 伙计们 - 变成蓝色 鲍比 - Stay sick, guys. - Turn blue, Bobby.

嘿 小朋友 怎么样？ Hey, kids, how's it going?

吃我 Eat me.

哇 这个地方是一趟 Whoa, this place is a trip.

当然可以 Sure is.

哦你好 Oh. Hi.

你好 Hi.

漂亮的衬衫 Nice shirt.

- 诺斯费拉图 - 是的 - Nosferatu. - Yeah.

这真的很酷 It's really cool.

谢谢我做他们 Thanks. I make 'em.

那个怎么样？离开它的轴 How about that? Earth off its axis.

- 世界末日 - 嗯 - End of the world. - Mm.

肉食僵尸 Flesh-eating zombies.

你周围有很多僵尸吗？ You get a lot of zombies around here?

这取决于我猜 That depends, I guess.

呃 所以......所以 关于天然气 Uh, so... so, about the gas.

您想支付现金还是信用卡？ You want to pay cash or credit?

佛罗多 你走了 Here you go, Frodo.

凉谢谢 Cool. Thanks.

呃 你呢 呃...... Uh, did you, uh...

你刚才叫我佛罗多吗？ Did you just call me Frodo?

我有吗？ Did I?

嘿 镇上有汽车旅馆吗？ Hey, is there a motel in town?

是的 有一个 Yeah, there is one

- 就在...... - 哦 - just down the... - Ooh.

哦 这是一张非常好的CD Oh, that's a really good CD.

斯特吉尔·辛普森 “丧尸未逝” Sturgill Simpson, "The Dead Don't Die."

是的 我知道我喜欢这首歌 Sturgill Simpson, "The Dead Don't Die."

是的 我知道我喜欢这首歌

是的 我知道我喜欢这首歌 Yeah, I know. I love this song.

Yeah, I know. I love this song.

是不是不错？ Is it nice?

- 什么？ - 汽车旅馆 - What? - The motel.

哦耶是的 呃......这很酷 Oh, yeah. It's, uh... it's kind of cool.

这是那些老派学校之一 It's one of those old-school ones.

就像在老派的恐怖电影中一样 Like in old-school horror movies,

和......一样 在心理学上和分开的平房一样？ with, like... like in Psycho with the separated bungalows?

呃 精神病的贝茨汽车旅馆 Uh, the Bates Motel in Psycho

没有被分成“小平房” was not separated into "little bungalows."

- 哦- 行 - Ooh. - All right.

这是CD的12 苏打的2美元 That's 12 for the CD and two dollars for the soda.

- 干得好你可以保持变化 - 谢谢 - Here you go. You can just keep the change. - Thanks.

哦 很酷 Oh, cool.

哇 Whoa.

顺便说一下 这是一个非常酷的旅程 That's a super cool ride, by the way.

非常 呃 乔治·罗梅罗 Very, uh, George Romero.

是的 这是经典之作 Yeah, it's a classic.

你的电影知识令人印象深刻 Your film knowledge is impressive.

你叫什么名字？ What's your name?

鲍比 Bobby.

鲍比威金斯 Bobby Wiggins.

那是什么？鲍比巴金斯？ What's that? Bobby Baggins?

不 威金斯 No, Wiggins.

我是佐伊 I'm Zoe.

谢谢 鲍比 Thanks, Bobby.

联邦调查局会被引入吗？

联邦调查局会被引入吗？ Will the Feds be brought in on this?

这是......真的很奇怪 It's... it's really weird.

我知道了 I see.

但奥布莱恩小姐...... But Miss O'Brien...

所以她必须和我们待一个晚上？ so she has to stay with us another night?

天啊 Oh, God.

好的谢谢 Okay. Thank you.

你好 温斯顿女士 Hello, Ms. Winston.

你好 密涅瓦·莫里森警官 Hello, Officer Minerva Morrison.

请叫我塞尔达 Do call me Zelda.

是的 好的 当然 Yeah, okay, sure.

你已经被告知这场悲剧？ You've been informed of the tragedy?

我有 I have.

我能理解遗体吗？ Am I to understand that the remains

将被带到永远的殡仪馆 will be brought to The Ever After Funeral Home

为我的准备？ for my preparations?

呃 不 那不是必要的 Uh, no, that won't be necessary.

联邦调查局已经收集了遗体 The Feds have already collected the remains.

他们把他们带出了县 They've brought them out of the county.

我知道了 I see.

还有什么我可以做的吗？ Is there anything else I can do?

Is there anything else I can do?

是 Is there anything else I can do?

是

是 Yes.

Yes.

I do have an unrelated question.

我确实有一个无关的问题 I do have an unrelated question.

- 拍摄 - “拍”？ - Shoot. - "Shoot"?

我的意思是问我 I mean ask me.

哦 是的 Oh, yes.

不管怎样 你是一对情侣吗？ Are you, by any chance, a couple?

你和身体上有吸引力的一个？ You and the physically attractive one?

嗯 你的意思是年轻的？ Um, you mean the younger one?

彼得森警官？ Officer Peterson?

那就是我的意思......警官罗纳德彼得森 That's the one I mean... Officer Ronald Peterson.

嗯 实际上 没有 Well, actually, no.

你为什么这么问 塞尔达？ Why do you ask, Zelda?

只是积累本地信息 Just accumulating local information.

哦 Oh.

好的 Okay.

亲爱的耶稣 Dear Jesus.

亲爱的耶稣

亲爱的耶稣 I mean, that's absolutely horrible.

I mean, that's absolutely horrible.

我的意思是 这绝对是可怕的 I mean, that's absolutely horrible.

我的意思是 是谁或者是什么 I mean, who or what is-is-is

按照这些......这些...... per-perpetrating these... these...

嘿 Hey.

- 这是怎么回事？ - 嘿 - What's going on? - Hey.

好车 Nice car.

68 庞蒂亚克·勒芒 '68 Pontiac LeMans.

是啊这是一种美 对吧？ Yeah. It's a beauty, huh?

这是我们朋友的完全骑行 It's our friend's totally rad ride.

这是经典之作 It's a classic.

祝你有个好的一天 Have a good one.

后来 Later.

伙计们 我好饿 Guys, I'm so hungry.

相同我们吃吧 Same. Let's eat.

我会问嘿 I'll ask. H-Hey.

- 好车 - 谢谢 - Nice car. - Thank you.

呃 你们知道附近是否有餐馆或餐馆？ Uh, do you guys know if there's a diner or restaurant nearby?

抱歉 Sorry.

镇上唯一的餐馆是无限期关闭的 The only diner in town is closed, indefinitely.

嗯 这很不幸 Well, that's unfortunate.

呃 但我们 呃 有几台自动售货机 Uh, but we, uh, have several vending machines

包含零食 呃 就在办公室旁边 containing snacks, uh, right over by the office.

好的谢谢 Okay. Thanks.

你有三美元的变化吗？ Do you have change for three dollars?

是的 Yeah, I do.

我喜欢你的徽章 I like your badge.

哦 谢谢你 Oh, th... thank you.

那是 呃...... That's, uh...

- 那应该是好的 - 哦好的 - That-that should be good. - Oh, okay.

- 谢谢 - 哦 不 不 - Thanks. - Oh, no, no.

- 你可以 你可以拥有它 - 是吗？ - You can, you can have it. - Yeah?

好的谢谢 Okay. Thanks.

他们刚刚签到 They just checked in.

来自大城市的赶时髦的人 Hipsters from the big city.

- 是吗？ - 是的 - Yeah? - Yep.

我受过良好教育的猜测将是匹兹堡 My educated guess would be Pittsburgh.

你知道 他们有城市风格 They got that urban style, you know.

哦 那些盘子来自俄亥俄州 Oh, well, those plates are from Ohio,

所以我受过教育的猜测将是克利夫兰 so my educated guess would be Cleveland.

哦克利夫兰嗯 Oh. Cleveland. Hmm.

是的 克利夫兰 Yeah, Cleveland.

谢谢 Thanks.

哦耶谢谢 Oh, yeah. Thanks.

那个女孩是墨西哥人 That girl's part Mexican.

- 嗯？ - 真的吗？ - Hmm? - Really?

你怎么知道？ How can you tell?

How can you tell?

我对墨西哥人很有兴趣 How can you tell?

我对墨西哥人很有兴趣

我对墨西哥人很有兴趣 I have an affinity for Mexicans.

他们就像我最喜欢的人一样 They're, like, my favorite people.

我爱墨西哥我去过那里两次 I love Mexico. I've been down there twice.

好的 罗尼 Okay, Ronnie,

那么你应该是通知他们的人 then you should be the one to inform them

如果他们要在森特维尔过夜 that if they're gonna spend the night in Centerville,

不出去 保持他们的酒店房间门锁 to not go out and to keep their hotel room door locked.

好的？ Okay?

呃 你知道吗 克里夫 呃...... Uh, you know, Cliff, uh...

我知道这比较重要 呃 I know this isn't important comparatively, uh,

但是 呃 我所有的猫都走了 but, uh, all of my cats are gone.

并且 - 通常 他们 - 他们 呃 只是待在里面 And-and, normally, they-they, uh, just stay inside.

嗯 我很抱歉 丹尼 Well, I'm sorry about that, Danny.

他们可能藏起来了 They could be hiding.

现在通常没有发生任何事情 Nothing is happening normally right now.

- 是的 - 他们是如何反应的？ - Yeah. - How did they react?

他们说 “我听说你周围有很多僵尸 ” They said, "I heard you had a lot of zombies around here,"

然后他们笑了 and then they laughed.

地狱赶时髦的人带着讽刺意味 Infernal hipsters with their irony.

梅尔维尔 Melville.

“无数凡人的无名苦难” "Nameless miseries of the numberless mortals."

Well, everything looks normal out there.

那么 一切看起来都很正常 Well, everything looks normal out there.

是啊 Yeah.

但发生的事情听起来像是开始 But what happened sounds like the start of

- 一部令人毛骨悚然的恐怖电影 - 当然可以 - a gruesome horror film. - Sure does.

嘘！ Boo!

真的 真的不好笑 格里尼莫 Really, really not funny, Geronimo.

你们在餐馆听到那些可怕的谋杀案吗？ You guys hear about those grisly murders at the diner?

是啊只是谈论他们 Yeah. Just talking about them.

爬行 Creepy.

我一直在听收音机 I've been listening to the radio,

我确定这是亡灵 哟 and I'm sure it's the undead, yo.

由于地球被抛出轴而复活 Reanimated by the Earth being thrown off its axis

来自极地水力压裂 from the polar fracking.

你在说什么？ What are you saying?

我是说... I'm saying...

全神贯注的僵尸启示录 宝贝 full-on zombie apocalypse, baby.

很快 他们就会成群结队 Soon, there'll be hordes of them.

- 格里尼莫 - 妈的 - Geronimo. - Shit.

你想再次失去你的特权吗？ Do you want to lose your privileges again?

不 先生 No, sir.

那我们走了 Then let's go.

难以置信的 Unbelievable.

悬崖 为什么他们曾经分开 Cliff, why'd they used to separate

孩子们从成年人的坟墓？ the children's graves from the adults'?

不知道 Don't know.

某种19世纪的东西 Some kind of a 19th-century thing.

呵呵 Huh.

看起来好像是一个坏主意 Seems like a bad idea somehow.

是啊那么 我们到底在寻找什么呢？植物大战僵尸？ Yeah. So, what exactly are we looking for here? Zombies?

嘿 看看这边 Hey, look over here.

这是另一个 Here's another one.

天啊这不会结束 Oh, man. This isn't gonna end well.

他妈的 Goddamn it.

食尸鬼 Ghouls.

这是不死生物 复活 This is undead, reanimated,

全身 肉食僵尸该死 full-on, flesh-eating zombie shit.

没有问题 No question.

我原本应该退休 I was supposed to retire.

- 两年前 - 我知道 - Two years ago. - I know.

- 你为什么不呢？ - 什么？ - Why didn't you? - What?

两年前退休 Retire two years ago.

我们是即兴创作吗？ Are we improvising here?

不 我只是在问 No, I was just asking.

但无论如何我可能知道答案 But I probably know the answer anyway.

大概是啊 Probably. Yeah.

那么 我们的计划是继续告知人们 So, is our plan to continue to inform people

关于僵尸在天黑之前的危险？ about the zombie danger before it gets dark?

哦 上帝 罗尼 Oh, God, Ronnie.

呃......我想是的 Uh... I guess so.

因为我们通过了农民·米勒的位置 Because we passed Farmer Miller's place

前阵子我们需要通知他吗？ a little while ago. Do we need to inform him?

他妈的米勒 Fuck Farmer Miller.

真？ Really?

他是森特维尔的公民 He is a citizen of Centerville.

你是对的呃... You're right. Uh...

You're right. Uh...

我们让明迪打电话给他 We'll have Mindy call him.

哦好的 Oh, okay.

所以 罗尼 他妈的怎么杀了一个僵尸？ So, Ronnie, how the fuck do you kill a zombie?

好吧 你必须杀死头部 Well, you got to kill the head.

- “杀了头” - 是的 - "Kill the head." - Yeah.

无论如何必须杀死头部 By any means necessary, kill the head.

杀头这是杀死他们的唯一方法 Decapitate. It's the only way to kill them.

耶稣 Jesus.

这真的是阻止僵尸的唯一方法 And that's really the only way to stop zombies,

汉克是杀头 is to kill the head, Hank.

我知道这很可怕 但完全斩首 I know it's gruesome, but complete decapitation.

如果你使用弯刀 钢丝 无关紧要 Doesn't matter if you use a-a machete, steel wire,

对冲快船 无论如何 hedge clippers, whatever.

只要脊髓被切断 对吗？ Just as long as the spinal cord is severed, right?

头部......被切断了 And the head... is cut off.

就是这样德动画 And that's it. De-animated.

杀死死者的唯一方法: Only way to kill the dead:

杀了头 kill the head.

呃 等等 鲍比 Uh, wait, Bobby.

我 - 我不太确定它是僵尸 I-I'm not so sure it was zombies.

你说他们吃了莉莉和蕨的肉 You said they ate Lily and Fern's flesh.

通常 他们会动脑筋 Usually, they go for the brains.

这很不寻常 但...... It's unusual, but...

它仍然是食人族 伙计 it's still cannibals, man.

毫米 Mm.

绝对是僵尸 Definitely zombies.

好的？ Okay?

汉克 你可以相信我 Hank, you can trust me.

我见过几乎所有制作的僵尸电影 I've seen almost every zombie film ever made.

毫米 Mm.

这是僵尸该死下降 我们必须做好准备 This is zombie shit going down, and we got to get prepared.

我不知道该怎么想 I don't know what to think anymore.

汉克 贝壳 Hank, the shells.

哦耶 Oh, yeah.

比抱歉更安全 Better safe than sorry.

是啊 你说得对 Yeah, you're right.

安全而不是抱歉 Safe than sorry.

Safe than sorry.

只是杀了头 Just kill the head.

其他几个令人震惊 Several other shocking

和野蛮的攻击 and brutal attacks

发生在这个住宅区 occurred in this residential neighborhood

就在东布拉迪外面 just outside East Brady.

图像太可怕了 The images are just too gruesome

此时播出 to broadcast at this time,

和警察说它几乎看起来像 and police are saying that it almost looked like

受害者遭到野生动物的袭击 the victims were attacked by a wild animal

或许是几种野生动物 or perhaps several wild animals.

警方确实提供了这张地图 Police did provide this map

显示这些...... showing where these...

该死的 我的手表并不是他妈的工作 Goddamn it, my watch doesn't fucking work.

我刚刚得到它这太贵了 I just got it. It's mad expensive.

天哪 老兄 这太疯狂了 Holy shit, dude, this is insane.

哇 Wow.

也许哈利波特在加油站的家伙 Maybe that Harry Potter guy at the gas station

男人 不是在开玩笑 wasn't kidding, man.

什么 关于什么？ What, about-about what?

关于这里有僵尸 About there being zombies around here.

那甚至都不好笑 That's not even funny.

That's not even funny.

不要开玩笑真的 真的很令人毛骨悚然 That's not even funny.

不要开玩笑真的 真的很令人毛骨悚然

不要开玩笑真的 真的很令人毛骨悚然 Don't joke. It's really, really creepy.

当局警告所有公民 Authorities are warning all citizens

留在里面 保持所有的门 to stay inside and keep all doors

和窗户锁定和安全 and windows locked and secured.

扎克 锁上门 好吗？ Zack, lock the door, will you?

- 有你 - 但现在 - Got you. - But for now,

- Got you. - But for now,

这是博斯·华雷斯在森特维尔7新闻 - Got you. - But for now,

这是博斯·华雷斯在森特维尔7新闻

这是博斯·华雷斯在森特维尔7新闻 this is Posie Juarez for Centerville 7 News.

保持安全 睁大眼睛 Stay safe and keep your eyes open.

小猫！ Kitties!

你们在哪？ Where are you guys?

小猫！ Kitties!

小猫！ Kitties!

什么以......的名义 What in the name of...

猫走了 Cats are gone.

两天内没有见过或听过一只鸟 Haven't seen or heard a bird in two days.

已经晚上出去了 It's already night out.

现在是5点 It's 5:00.

天啊 亲爱的主 帮助我们 Dear Lord in Heaven, help us.

天啊 亲爱的主 帮助我们

天啊 亲爱的主 帮助我们 Free cable.

Free cable.

免费电缆 Free cable.

哦 它是免费的...... Oh, it's free ca...

感谢上帝你们回来了 Thank God you guys are back.

耶稣 克利夫 我们真的需要这些东西吗？ Jesus, Cliff, do we really need all this stuff?

这一切是为了什么？ What's all this for?

我们去了五金店 We went by the hardware store.

你知道会发生什么 You know what happens.

汉克和那个霍比特人小孩鲍比来自加油站 Hank and that hobbit kid Bobby from the gas station

把自己锁在那边 have locked themselves in over there.

他们试图说服其他公民加入他们 They tried to convince other citizens to join them,

但没有成功 but with no success.

为什么？发生了什么？ Why? What's happening?

是某种流行病还是什么？ Is it some sort of epidemic or what?

这是僵尸 It's zombies.

- 你在说什么？ - 嗯 这是亡灵 - What are you saying? - Well, it's the undead.

他们已经复活了 They've been reanimated.

地球被拉出轴线所致 Caused by the Earth having been pulled off its axis,

由极地水力压裂引起的 caused by the polar fracking.

但当局和能源人士 But the authorities and energy people

继续说这不是真的 keep saying that's not true.

真？ Really?

哦 我的上帝 Oh, my God.

- 她还活着吗？ - 没有 - She's alive? - No.

她不是她只是不死族 She's not. She's just undead.

霞多丽 Chardonnay.

天哪她只是说“霞多丽”吗？ Holy shit. Did she just say "chardonnay"?

是的 她做到了 Yeah, she did.

小心 孩子们 Look out, kids.

嘿 小马洛里 Hey, little Mallory.

霞多丽 Chardonnay.

我得到了这个 克里夫 I got this, Cliff.

霞多丽 Chardonnay.

这些都是非常好的削减 Those are some pretty good cuts.

你打了一些小联盟球 不是吗？ You played some minor league ball, didn't you?

好吧 嗯 有点A级 Well, um, a little Class A.

它 - 很久以前 It-it was a long time ago.

明迪 只记得杀死头部 Mindy, just remember to kill the head.

好的 Okay.

杀了头好的 Kill the head. Okay.

罗尼 把这件事拿出来 Ronnie, take this thing out of here.

你知道了 酋长 You got it, Chief.

哦 那太好了 Oh, that's very nice.

的确很好 Very nice, indeed.

你看起来美极了 You look gorgeous.

你们俩可能是国王和王后 You two could have been the king and queen

高尔夫俱乐部 所以你可以 of the golf club, so you could.

天啊 Oh, my.

这是什么？ What's this?

你在一起吗？

你在一起吗？ Are you in this together?

我的意思是 这真的不合适 I mean, this is really inappropriate.

哦 好悲伤 Oh, good grief.

所以 死者只是不想今天死 So, the dead just don't want to die today.

是吗？ Is that it?

真是太遗憾了 That's a shame.

我让他们看起来如此可爱 I had them looking so bonny.

哦 现在是什么？ Oh, what is it now?

谁在那？ Who's there?

该死 Shit.

他妈的你是谁 Who the fuck are you,

你想要什么？ and what do you want?

噢！嘿! Ow! Hey!

得到他妈的...... Get the fuck...

该死 Shit.

我杀了他 I killed him.

那很奇怪 That was weird.

糖果 Candy.

- 糖果 - 苹果汁 - Candy. - Snapple.

苹果汁 Snapple.

士力架 Snickers.

- 冰棒 - 士力架 - Popsicle. - Snickers.

棒冰 Popsicle.

棒冰 Popsicle.

玩具 Toys.

吃喝玩乐 Skittles.

玩具 Toys.

无线上网 Wi-Fi.

无线上网 Wi-Fi.

蓝牙 Bluetooth.

蓝牙 Bluetooth.

锡里的 Siri.

- 阿普唑仑 - 氧气 - Xanax. - Oxy.

- Xanax. - Oxy.

- 阿普唑仑 - 氧气 - Xanax. - Oxy.

安眠药 Ambien.

氧 Oxy.

吉他 Guitar.

吉他 Guitar.

- 工具 - 钻 - Tools. - Drill.

桑德 Sander.

工具 Tools.

- 嘿 不来吧 - 嘿嘿 - Hey, no. Come on. - Hey. Hey.

好吧好吧天哪 Okay, okay. Holy shit.

- 嘿 我们需要将它们割下来 - 拜托 伙计 - Hey, we need to mow them down. - Come on, man.

鲍比该死 Bobby. Shit.

我得到了这个 汉克 I got this one, Hank.

该死 Shit.

嘿 鲍比！ Hey, Bobby!

汉克 头！ The head, Hank!

我杀了头 I killed the head.

什么他妈的？这是真的吗？ What the fuck? Is this for real?

- 嘘 嘘！嘘 嘘 嘘 - 安静！ - Shh, shh! Shh, shh, shh. - Quiet!

他妈的离我而去！ Get the fuck off me!

- 他妈的！ - 神圣的该死！ - Fuck! - Holy shit!

蠢蛋！ Shithead!

救救我！ Save me!

- 什么？没有！ - 你在做什么？停止！ - What? No! - What are you doing? Stop!

他妈的离我而去！ Get the fuck off me!

壁橱 Closet.

- 他妈的！ - 他妈的蠢蛋！ - Fuck! - Fucking shithead!

...暴力... ...violent...

这些报道 Reports of these

奇怪的攻击正在升级 bizarre attacks are escalating,

在全国范围内偶尔发生事故 with incidents occurring sporadically across the country

而且 正如我们现在正在学习 呃 在全球范围内 and, as we're now learning, uh, across the globe.

你看 这些暴力的掠夺者 You see, these violent marauders

显然是第一次聚集在墓地 have apparently first been gathering in cemeteries,

然后分散到城镇和郊区 then dispersing into towns and suburbs,

而其他报告建议...... while other reports suggest...

大 Great.

现在连电台都死了 Now even the radio's dead.

甩掉包袱 Good riddance.

伙计们... Guys...

我们不应该相互告诉 shouldn't we be telling each other

这一切都会好起来的？ that it's all gonna be okay?

这一切都会消失 就像一场糟糕的梦一样？ That this will all go away, like a bad dream?

罗尼？ Ronnie?

哎呀 明迪 我不确定我能不能这么说 Gee, Mindy, I'm not sure I can say that.

悬崖？ Cliff?

请？ Please?

明迪 一切都会好起来的 It's all gonna be okay, Mindy.

也许这一切都会消失 就像一个糟糕的梦想 Maybe it'll all just go away, like a bad dream.

我对此表示怀疑 I doubt it.

七和八 Seven and eight.

现在两个都做两个 Now do both for eight.

并推并推是啊 And push. And push. Yeah.

克利夫兰 Cleveland.

什么...... What the...

现在 这就是我所说的谋杀乌鸦 Now, that's what I call a murder of crows.

达姆 她对那件事真的很好 不是吗？ Darn, she's really good with that thing, isn't she?

她确定 She sure is.

她很奇怪 She's strange.

- 她是苏格兰人 - 她是苏格兰人？ - She's Scottish. - She's Scottish?

让我们解开门 让她进入这里 Let's unbolt the door and get her in here.

我们中的一些人 无论如何......而且 呃 巡逻社区 Let's unbolt the door and get her in here.

毕竟 这是我们的工作 Let's unbolt the door and get her in here.

我不会住在这里 Let's unbolt the door and get her in here.

我 - 我认为我们应该一起去 Let's unbolt the door and get her in here.

好吧 我想你是对的 Let's unbolt the door and get her in here.

非常感谢 罗纳德彼得森警官 Thank you very much, Officer Ronald Peterson.

首席克利福德罗伯逊 Chief Clifford Robertson.

密涅瓦·莫里森警官 Officer Minerva Morrison.

你的行动计划究竟是什么 What exactly is your plan of action,

首席克利福德罗伯逊？ Chief Clifford Robertson?

好吧... Well... well...

呃 现在有点安静了 uh, it's a little quieter now.

我 - 我想 我想我们应该进入巡逻车...... I-I think, I guess we should just get in the patrol car...

我 - 我想 我想我们应该进入巡逻车......

我 - 我想 我想我们应该进入巡逻车...... some of us, anyway... and, uh, patrol the community.

我 - 我想 我想我们应该进入巡逻车......

我 - 我想 我想我们应该进入巡逻车...... After all, that is our job.

我 - 我想 我想我们应该进入巡逻车......

我 - 我想 我想我们应该进入巡逻车...... I'm not staying here.

我 - 我想 我想我们应该进入巡逻车......

我 - 我想 我想我们应该进入巡逻车...... I-I think we should all go together.

我 - 我想 我想我们应该进入巡逻车......

我 - 我想 我想我们应该进入巡逻车...... Well, I guess you're right.

我可以留在这里监视事情 I could stay here and monitor things,

如果这会有所帮助 if that would help.

我对自己的能力很有信心 I'm quite confident of my ability

保卫自己免受不死生物的攻击 to defend myself against the undead.

好吧 我 - 我可以看到 Well, I-I can see that.

但是 呃 你能操作警用电台和我们的电脑吗？ But, uh, can you operate the police radio and our computer?

哦 是的 Oh, aye.

没有关系 No bother.

当然 Certainly.

是的 如果它仍然有效 Yeah, if it still works.

我不知道 I don't know.

那会有点不寻常 不是吧 克利夫？ That would be a little unusual, wouldn't it, Cliff?

嗯 这是一个非常不寻常的情况 Well, this is a highly unusual situation

我们在 是不是 首席克利福德罗伯逊？ we're in, is it not, Chief Clifford Robertson?

也许我们大家都可以在一段时间内再次见面 Perhaps we could all meet up again in a wee while

在墓地里 in the cemetery.

是的 没关系我想这没关系 Yeah, it's okay. I guess it's okay.

伙计们 我们走吧 Uh, let's go, guys.

我们在巡逻车里有更多的武器 We've got some more weapons in the patrol car.

对不起 罗纳德彼得森警官 Excuse me, Officer Ronald Peterson.

我可以要求我拥有 Might I request that I have

Might I request that I have

使用自己的私人车辆？ Might I request that I have

使用自己的私人车辆？

使用自己的私人车辆？ the use of your own personal vehicle?

哦 哦 Uh, oh.

哦 呃......好的 Oh, uh... okay.

哦星球大战 Oh. Star Wars.

优秀的小说 Excellent fiction.

- 哦耶是的 好吧 是的 - 嗯 - Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, yeah. - Mm.

这是 呃...... It's the, uh...

红色敞篷车智能车？ Red convertible Smart car?

是 Yes.

记住你怎么走 Mind how you go.

慢下来 克利夫 Slow down a second, Cliff.

劳驾 Excuse me.

是 Yes.

杀了头 Kill the head.

他们倾向于他们活着时所做的事情 They gravitate towards things they did when they were alive.

是啊 Yeah.

网球女孩的那种可爱 Tennis girl's kind of cute.

吉兹 克利夫 Geez, Cliff.

这太令人毛骨悚然了 This is way too creepy.

天啊 Oh, God.

我认识那些孩子 I know those kids.

但他们都死了 But they're all dead.

看着它 克利夫 Watch it, Cliff.

你必须那样做吗？ Did you have to do that?

对不起我没有看到他 I'm sorry. I didn't see him.

嗯 没关系 明迪 Well, it doesn't matter, Mindy.

他们已经死了 They're already dead.

嗯 不死 确切地说 Well, undead, to be precise.

复活 Reanimated.

他妈的侵入者 Fucking trespasser.

吻你的屁股再见 Kiss your ass goodbye.

哦 该死 他们都来自哪里？ Oh, shit, where are they all coming from?

看起来很安静 It seems pretty quiet.

但是第三号门是敞开的 所以我要检查一下 But door number three is open, so I'm gonna check it out.

我们俩都看看吧 Let's both check it out.

好吧 我也来了 Well, I'm coming, too.

哦 那很糟糕 Oh, that's bad.

斯特吉尔·辛普森 Sturgill Simpson.

哦 我的上帝 Oh, my God.

你为什么这么做？ Why did you do that?

他们不是僵尸 They're not zombies.

他们只是死人 They're just dead people.

嗯 是的 现在 他们仍然只是死去的时髦 Well, yeah, for now, they're still just dead hipsters,

但他们尚未转身 but they haven't turned yet.

可能需要一段时间 It can take a while.

他是对的 明迪 He's right, Mindy.

现在他们只是...... Now they're just...

来自克利夫兰的死去的时髦人士 dead hipsters from Cleveland.

哦 我的上帝 Oh, my God.

我不能 I can't.

天哪 My God.

好吧 看看你们所有人 Well, look at all of you.

非常贪婪 So very ravenous,

但是已经过了你的失效日期 yet well past your expiration date.

天啊得到这两个负载 Oh, man. Get a load of these two.

咖啡 Coffee.

- 咖啡 - 咖啡 - Coffee. - Coffee.

天啊 Oh, God.

不是那样了 Not that again.

斯特吉尔·辛普森 Sturgill Simpson.

- 哦 死了不死 - 伟大的歌 - Oh, the dead don't die - Great song.

比你或我更多 Any more than you or I

他们只是梦中的幽灵 They're just ghosts inside a dream

我们不拥有的生活 Of a life that we don't own

他们一直在我们身边走来走去...... They walk around us all the time...

他妈的我不能再接受了 Goddamn it. I can't take any more.

那是不合理的 克里夫 That was irrational, Cliff.

他妈的你觉得汉克 Fuck. Do you think Hank

和鲍比·威金斯还在吗？ and Bobby Wiggins are still in there?

我们应该试着让他们出去吗？ Should we try to get 'em out?

呃 克利夫 我们引起了一些关注 Uh, Cliff, we're drawing some attention.

哦 上帝 克利夫 Oh, God, Cliff.

请让我们离开这里 Please get us out of here.

拜托 克利夫请 Please, Cliff. Please.

Please, Cliff. Please.

这应该成立 That should hold.

该死的僵尸 鲍比 Goddamn zombies, Bobby.

我认识那些家伙 I know those guys.

他们是我最好的两个客户 They were two of my best customers.

是的 是的 好兄弟 Yeah, yeah, the Good brothers.

特拉维斯和达拉斯好 Travis and Dallas Good.

一段时间后 他们在车祸中丧生 They died in a car crash some time back.

妈的 Oh, shit.

是的 现在我记得那些家伙 Yeah, now I remember those guys.

好兄弟 The Good brothers.

他们是非常好的吉他采摘者 They were really good guitar pickers.

那就对了它就像是他们出来了 That's right. It's-it's like they came out

That's right. It's-it's like they came out

他们手中拿着吉他的产道 That's right. It's-it's like they came out

他们手中拿着吉他的产道

他们手中拿着吉他的产道 of the birth canal with guitars in their hands.

我想你救了我的命 伙计 I think you saved my life, man.

不用担心 汉克 No worries, Hank.

No worries, Hank.

该死 Shit.

- 什么？ - 他妈的后门 - What? - The fucking back door.

储藏室的后门 The back door to the storage room.

- 什么？ - 这里 - What? - Here.

耶稣 鲍比 Jesus, Bobby.

该死 Shit.

汉克太过分了 There's way too many, Hank.

这是一场噩梦 鲍比 This here is a nightmare, Bobby.

我们走了 伙计 We're goners, man.

他妈的 Fuck.

来吧给我那个！ Come on. Give me that!

好吧 我会成为猴子的屁股 Well, I'll be a monkey's ass.

这是投资回收的最终时间 It's finally payback time.

你该死的难民！我会得到你们所有人！ You goddamn refugees! I'll get all of you!

你要为此付出代价！ You're gonna pay for this!

离开我的财产！ Get off my property!

- 嘿！噢！ - 嗯 - Hey! Ow! - Mmm.

这是好鸡 This is good chicken.

该死的！嘿! Damn it! Hey!

你想出去检查？ You want to get out and check?

呃 我 - 我宁可不 Uh, I'd-I'd rather not.

嗯 这很完美 不是吗？ Well, that's perfect, isn't it?

就在他妈的墓地中间 Right in the middle of the fucking cemetery.

不 这不完美 No, it isn't perfect.

你为什么要跑过去？ Why did you run over them?

他们不是普通的行人 They are not ordinary pedestrians.

这绝对会结束 This is definitely gonna end badly.

闭嘴 罗尼 Shut up, Ronnie.

不 你闭嘴 No, you shut up.

闭嘴 罗尼！ Shut up, Ronnie!

请停止战斗 Please stop fighting.

请 Please.

明迪 Mindy.

柯以敏... Mindy...

这是我的祖母 It's my grandmother.

哦 上帝 奶奶 Oh, God, Granny.

- 明迪 明迪 - 没有 - Mindy, Mindy. - No.

明迪 一起来吧 Mindy, get it together.

这是你的祖母 It was your grandmother.

我不能再拿这个了 I can't take this anymore.

我不能这样做！ I can't do it!

我已经完成了这场噩梦 I'm done with this nightmare.

奶奶 我来了 Granny, I'm coming.

- 我来了 - 明迪？ Granny, I'm coming.

Granny, I'm coming.

- I'm coming. - Mindy?

不 明迪！不 不要！ No, Mindy! No, don't!

不好了！ Oh, no!

圣洁他妈的 Holy fuck.

上帝帮助我们 God help us.

森特维尔 Centerville.

美国 USA.

USA.

一个真正的好地方 A real nice place.

多么有趣的小机器 What an amusing little machine.

哦 这是一个奇怪的 Oh, here's a curious one.

你好 Hello there.

时尚 Fashion.

我可以向你保证 这不是你的格子呢 I can assure you that is not your tartan.

不过好看的脖子 Nice neck, though.

来吧我知道一个我们可以隐藏的安全的地方 Come on. I know a safe place we can hide.

妈的 Oh, shit.

是丹尼·帕金斯吗？在这里 Is that Danny Perkins? Over here.

当然看起来像他 Sure looks like him.

对不起 罗尼 如果我失去了它 I'm sorry, Ronnie, if I've lost it.

没关系 克利夫 It's okay, Cliff.

但我得说 But I got to say,

你表现得很不一样 you have been acting a lot different

你表现得很不一样

你表现得很不一样 since all this weird shit started happening.

since all this weird shit started happening.

因为所有这些奇怪的该死开始发生 since all this weird shit started happening.

什么 - 你在说什么 克里夫？ What-what are you saying, Cliff?

我说你看起来很奇怪 I'm saying that you seem so oddly controlled.

我的意思是 该死 I mean, shit.

嗯 我只是 你知道 以我自己的方式处理它 Well, I'm just, you know, dealing with it in my own way.

但我一直在告诉你 这一切都将以糟糕的方式结束 But I've been telling you this is all gonna end badly.

该死的 罗尼 Goddamn it, Ronnie.

我可以问你一个问题？ May I ask you a question?

当然提问 Sure. Ask away.

你一直在说这是 You have been saying that this is

从一开始 一切都会结束 all gonna end badly, from the very beginning,

一遍又一遍 over and over.

那么 是什么让你如此他妈的确定？ So, what made you so fucking sure of that?

你是怎么提前知道的？ How did you know everything in advance?

你真的想知道吗？ Do you really want to know?

是! Yes!

我想知道我真的很想知道！ I want to know. I really want to know!

好的我知道 因为我已经阅读了剧本 Okay. I know because I've read the script.

您... You...

阅读脚本 read the script.

整个剧本？ The whole script?

所有的？ All of it?

是啊吉姆给了我整个剧本 Yeah. Jim gave me the whole script.

他只给了我们我们的场景 He only gave me our scenes.

我从未见过完整的剧本 I never saw a complete script.

毕竟...我已经为那个人做了 After all... I've done for that guy.

你甚至不知道这很多 And it's a lot that you don't even know about.

真是个鸡巴 What a dick.

那真是怪了 That's weird.

他们都要离开了 They're all leaving.

对开始了 Right. Here we go.

你看到我所看到的了吗？ Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

我觉得我是 I think I am.

那是在剧本中吗？ Was that in the script?

没有 No.

不是我读过的那个 Not the one I read.

那是出乎意料的 Well, that was unexpected.

我知道她有些不寻常 I knew there was something unusual about her.

是啊 Yeah.

那么 罗尼 它如何结束呢？ So, Ronnie, how does it end, then?

好... Well...

We got to give it our best shot.

我们得到了最好的机会 We got to give it our best shot.

“我们最好的投篮” "Our best shot."

好的是啊 Okay. Yeah.

但它结束得很厉害 对吧？ But then it ends badly, right?

呃 是的 Uh, yeah.

是的 确实如此 Yeah, it does.

好吧 Okay, then.

我们开始做吧 Let's do it.

我们开始做吧 Let's do it.

悬崖和小罗尼 Cliff and little Ronnie.

勇士 Warriors.

Warriors.

死者中 Warriors.

死者中

死者中 Among the dead.

植物大战僵尸 Zombies.

唯物主义者的残余 Remnants of the materialist people.

哦 不 你没有不 你没有 Oh, no, you don't. No, you don't.

我猜他们一直都是僵尸 I guess they've been zombies all along.

鬼 Ghosts.

哦 嘿 鲍比 Oh, hey, Bobby.

该死 Shit.

“无数凡人的无名苦难” "Nameless miseries of the numberless mortals."

坦率 Frank.

Frank.

嘿 Frank.

嘿

嘿 Hey.

你有这个来了 You got this coming.

再见 弗兰克 Goodbye, Frank.

种瓜得瓜 种豆得豆 You reap what you sow.

好的 谁是下一个？ All right, who's next?

噢 Ow.

呸 Yuck.

好吧 All righty.

抬起你的头 Hold your head up.

奶奶 Granny.

明迪会要你和爷爷打个招呼 Mindy would want you to say hi to Grandpa.

啊 汉克 Ah, Hank.

兄弟 我很抱歉 I'm so sorry, brother.

我不能这样做 I just can't do it.

照顾好你自己 You take care of yourself.

丹尼 Danny.

我刚看到汉克 I just saw Hank.

尘归尘 Ashes to ashes.

灰尘 Dust to dust.

Dust to dust.

罗尼 Ronnie.

柯以敏！ Mindy!

悬崖 Cliff.

罗尼 Ronnie.

没有！ No!

耶稣 罗尼 Jesus, Ronnie.

死者只是不想今天死 The dead just don't want to die today.

复活了 全都搞砸了 Reanimated and all jacked up,

就像那些蚂蚁一样 just like those ants.

世界末日 The end of the world.

我猜他们所有鬼人都垂头丧气他们该死的灵魂 I guess all them ghost people plumb lost their goddamn souls.

必须把他们交易掉 Must have traded 'em away

或出售他们的黄金或诸如此类的东西 or sold 'em for gold or whatnot.

新的卡车 厨房用具 New trucks, kitchen appliances,

新裤子 任天堂游戏男孩 new trousers, Nintendo Game Boys,

该死那样 shit like that.

只是渴望更多的东西 Just hungry for more stuff.

哦 他们走了 Oh, down they go.

克里夫和罗尼的悲惨结局 The sad end of Cliff and Ronnie.

多么糟糕的世界 What a fucked-up world.

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哦 死者不会死 Oh, the dead don't die

比你或我更多 Any more than you or I

他们只是梦中的幽灵 They're just ghosts inside a dream

我们不拥有的生活 Of a life that we don't own

他们一直在我们身边走来走去 They walk around us all the time

绝不付出任何想法 Never paying any mind

我们过着愚蠢的生活 To the silly lives we lead

或者我们都播种了收割 Or the reaping we've all sown

有一杯咖啡在等 There's a cup of coffee waiting

在每个角落 On every corner

总有一天我们会醒来 Someday we're gonna wake up

然后发现角落消失了 And find the corners gone

但是死者仍然会走来走去 But the dead will still be walking round

仅在这个旧世界 In this old world alone

因为生命结束了 'Cause after life is over

来世继续 The afterlife goes on

会有老朋友走来走去 There'll be old friends walking round

在一个有点熟悉的小镇 In a somewhat familiar town

你看过一次 That you saw once

当你从手机抬起头时 When you looked up from the phone

没有人打扰你 Nobody bothers saying hi

你可以保存所有的再见 And you can save all your goodbyes

不要试图假装 Stop trying to pretend

我们都不在家 That we're all not at home

街道看起来很空洞 And the streets look so empty

早上 In the morning

晚上没有人出去 There'll be no one out at night

让灯光照射下来 For the lights to shine down on

但是死者仍然会走来走去 But the dead will still be walking round

仅在这个旧世界 In this old world alone

因为生命结束了 'Cause after life is over

来世继续 The afterlife goes on

心碎了 Hearts break

亲人出行时 When loved ones journey on

想到了 At the thought

他们现在永远消失了 That they're now forever gone

所以我们告诉自己他们一切都还在 So we tell ourselves they're all still

我们一直在我们身边 Around us all the time

已经过去但没有忘记 Gone but not forgotten

留下的回忆 Just memories left behind

但是死者仍然会走来走去 But the dead will still be walking round

仅在这个旧世界 In this old world alone

因为生命结束了 'Cause after life is over

来世继续 The afterlife goes on

来世继续 The afterlife goes on.

来世继续 The afterlife goes on.