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Back in the '80s, before
we had the Internet
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to diagnose all of our
illnesses, we had my mom.
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That's right. Before there was WebMD,
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we had BevMD.
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My neck is killing me.
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I must've slept on it funny.
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What's that? Neck pain? Can
you look down?
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- Yeah, I guess.
- You guess?
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We're going to the doctor.
It's definitely meningitis.
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It's not meningitis!
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You know who else didn't
think they had meningitis?
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Your cousin Gerald.
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Then it ate through his spine,
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and now he's just a human jellyfish
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they have to carry around in a bucket!
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Walk away from me. Let
me see how you walk.
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Your gait's uneven.
We're going to the doctor!
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And while my mother
overreacted to everything,
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my dad didn't react at all.
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Dad?
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I fell off the tree
trying to get my boomerang,
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and this happened.
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Just don't pick at it. You'll be fine.
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Yes! I'm going back out!
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Oh! Ow!
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But the worst was when you'd get caught
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between their medical philosophies.
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Dad, does this look normal?
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Considering you're a greasy,
oily teen with a zit? Yes.
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No! That is a spider bite.
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My nail girl Janae's middle
son thought he had a zit,
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but it was actually a
black widow injection point.
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Next thing he knew,
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about 100 newborn spiders
emerged from his fleshy cheek.
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I don't like the spider
eggs in my face, Mama!
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Murray, start the car.
We're going to the E.R.
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Yeah, it's a zit. I'm not doing that.
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Mama's got you, baby!
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I don't want the spiders!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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Synced and Corrected by YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪
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It was April 3rd, 1980-something,
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and my sister's stalled music career
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was about to get a boost.
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Guys, I have insane news!
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We just got the gig of a lifetime.
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We're playing The
Philadelphia freakin' Spectrum!
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The Spectrum?
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The Flyers Wives have this charity
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where they throw a whole carnival.
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And we got picked
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to be the local band to
perform live on stage.
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How did this even happen?
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Word of mouth, obviously.
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For sure. Also, I submitted a demo.
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Oh, my God, Geoff.
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You are seriously the most amazing
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boyfriend/band manager ever.
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Me, manager? Really?
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You got us our big break,
Geoff. You've totally earned it.
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- Sweet!
- If there's one thing I know,
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managing my hot-tempered
girlfriend's band
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could only end well.
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Problem. This letter's
for you and Lainey.
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Yeah, I submitted their
demo six months ago.
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So now they're only getting
two-thirds of the band they want?
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You suck, and you're fired!
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Oh, no! This didn't end well at all!
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We are so boned!
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There's no way they'll
ever want us to perform now.
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Like, why not? We still totally
rock it hard without Lainey.
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It's true. The Dropouts
still got the goods.
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I demand you go for it!
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Damn it. Our old but re-hired
band manager is right.
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Our rocket ride to
superstardom begins now.
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You know, I've been dabbling a
bit in documentary filmmaking.
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Maybe I can make a
rockumentary about you guys,
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like U2's Rattle and Hum.
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No way, nerd.
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Oh, wait. Sorry. Force of habit.
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- Yes.
- For real?
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Our fans will for sure want
to know how it all started.
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Sweet! You get to perform for carnies
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and the Flyers' romantic partners,
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and I get to film it.
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I heard "Flyers" and "carnies."
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I must be a part of whatever this is.
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They got a real gig
playing The Spectrum.
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No, it's none of his
business. Just butt out, dude.
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Come on! We both know
you need my fresh rhymes.
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Your garbage rap has
no place in a rock band.
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So what about when
Aerosmith combined their rock
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with the sick rap stylings of Run-DMC?
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Doesn't matter! You're
not even in the band.
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Oh, I'm in the band!
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- No, you're not.
- I'm in the band.
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No, you're not! Stop saying it!
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- Saying what?
- You're in the band.
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She said it! Adam's got it on tape!
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It's official! I'm in the band.
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And so Barry decided to
butt into Erica's life.
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Meanwhile, my Dad was facing
the decision of a lifetime.
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What form you like
your pretzels in, Mur?
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Rods or twists?
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Really?
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It's gotten to the point
where you're so lazy,
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even Bill has to get your snacks?
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Hey, there's nothing lazy
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about my robust gentleman
best friend here.
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Thank you, Bill! He
just hasn't been able
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to use his left arm for three weeks
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because of a searing,
fire-like shoulder pain.
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Thank you, Bill!
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You what? Why haven't you said anything?
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I just tweaked my shoulder
reaching for the remote wrong.
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Don't make a big deal out of it.
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You can't move your arm.
How is that not a big deal?
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It's just a tweak!
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Or advanced leprosy.
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Oh, no! That's the worst kind!
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Don't listen to her, Bill.
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You know who else didn't listen?
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Myrna Silvman's nephew.
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And the boy had to move
to a Hawaiian island
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where there are no direct flights.
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In the end, he was
just an ear and a foot.
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Sweet Lord! I don't want a friend
who's just human odds and ends.
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Go to a doctor!
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I'm not going to a doctor!
They're scam artists!
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Yeah. Looks like you just
tweaked your shoulder.
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Damn it! There goes another
100 bucks plus parking.
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Why don't I set you up with a sling?
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Ugh. Here comes the upsell.
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I'm just so glad you don't
have to move to a leper colony
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and turn into an eyeball
and a couple of knuckles.
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How long have you had this mole?
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- There a problem?
- No, it's just a bit abnormal.
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It's probably nothing,
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but I'd like to do a
biopsy, just to be safe.
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Ah, the "just-to-be-safe biopsy."
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Again with the upsell.
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Your insurance covers it.
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Head two doors down. It's
not gonna cost you anything.
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Hoo-hoo! You hear that, Bevy?
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This clown's giving away free biopsies.
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Quickly, show him your blotches.
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Murray, this is serious.
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I'm fine. Don't spin out.
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Doctor, quick question.
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- Will he live?
- Yup.
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Don't sugarcoat it.
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Will he live?
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Yup.
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Have you no bedside manner?
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Will he live?
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Yup.
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As my paranoid mom spun out,
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I was busy spinning documentary gold.
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One, two, three, four!
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♪ Girls, rise up
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♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!
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♪ Girls, rise up
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♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!
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- ♪ Girls rise up... ♪
- ♪ Yo, whassup, girl?
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♪ Get in my Jacuzzi
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♪ I invited you in 'cause
you look like a floozy
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That's inappropriate!
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♪ My name is Big Tasty,
and you just won the lotto
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♪ So take off your clothes
and come into my grotto ♪
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Okay, stop right now!
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What the hell are you doing?
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Oh, just riffing on
your girl-power theme
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with a laser-hot verse.
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I'm gonna kill your face!
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Come on, Erica!
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Just let me rock The Spectrum with you.
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This is my dream.
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Oh, my God. You have
so many stupid dreams.
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Why take mine?
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But this one encompasses all of them.
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First, I wow the crowd
with my lyrical gymnastics,
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thus getting signed to
a major record label.
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That's crazy. Second, I drop the mic,
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pick up a hockey stick.
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The Flyers Wives see my hockey skills
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and immediately sign me
to their husbands' team.
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That's even crazier.
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Third, I drop the hockey stick,
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pick up a stethoscope,
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save the charity by curing cancer
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right there on the ice!
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You will not ruin my legitimate dream
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with your three ridiculous ones.
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You're not in the band!
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- Hey!
- I'm so sick of you!
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- Oh, no!
- Okay.
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Ow! My ass!
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His ass!
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Initial thoughts?
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Well, I... I'm not gonna
sugarcoat this, 'cause I love you,
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but this movie's complete hazarai.
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What's that mean?
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Yiddish for "a flaming pile of [BLEEP]."
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I know!
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Erica's band didn't even
get through one song.
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If anything, it's hilarious.
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They're like big-haired bozos
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who don't even know what words mean.
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Wait! That's it!
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This whole time, I thought I was
making a serious concert film,
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but really, this is This is Spinal Tap!
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What is "Spinal Tap"?
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This is This is Spinal Tap!
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Okay, I know I ask this a
lot, but I mean it this time.
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What's happening?
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It's a mockumentary
about a fictional band.
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It's one of my favorite
comedies of all time.
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Look, here's a sketch from TV.
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You've got Nigel Tufnel,
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David St. Hubbins,
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Derek Smalls.
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They're such British morons
that their amps go to 11
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and they can never
find their way to stage.
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Wait. Y... You want
to make fun of Erica?
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But your whole movie's supposed to be
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about her rocket ride to fame.
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Does it really matter whose
rocket ride to fame it is,
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as long as someone gets
on the rocket? Mainly me?
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You're very passionate,
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so I'll just say, "Go get 'em!"
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Pops is on board!
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Thanks for always being there for me!
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I really don't need
to come over so much.
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While I secretly turned my rockumentary
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into a mockumentary...
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My mom had spilled the secret
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about my dad's suspicious mole.
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- What?
- Hi, Murray.
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It's just... so good
to see you up and about.
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- Uh-huh.
- Thought you might like
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a nice homemade baked ziti tonight.
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Okay.
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What?
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We just want to say
that we're here for you.
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Okay.
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What?
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You are not alone, Murray Goldberg.
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Okay.
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What?
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We know about that suspicious mole!
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- Bevy!
- What is it? What can I do?
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They know! They're giving me free stuff!
256
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I told you dumb cows
not to say anything.
257
00:08:16,774 --> 00:08:18,515
And thank you all for
the thoughtful dish.
258
00:08:19,429 --> 00:08:21,431
I told you it's not a big deal.
259
00:08:21,475 --> 00:08:23,955
But then you go and blab
it to your mob of yentas?
260
00:08:23,999 --> 00:08:25,305
I had to, Murray.
261
00:08:25,348 --> 00:08:27,176
This way, they'll lay awake all night
262
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full of panic and misery, just like me.
263
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It's the whole point of friendship.
264
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Fine, as long as you
didn't tell anybody else.
265
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No one. I promise.
266
00:08:36,533 --> 00:08:38,622
There's my angel on Earth.
267
00:08:38,666 --> 00:08:40,363
I might've mentioned
it to one other person.
268
00:08:40,407 --> 00:08:42,539
Don't you worry, pal.
269
00:08:42,583 --> 00:08:45,150
I'll marry Bev and raise
your kids as my own.
270
00:08:47,544 --> 00:08:50,025
After realizing my sister's
band was ridiculous,
271
00:08:50,068 --> 00:08:51,722
I became Marty DiBergi
272
00:08:51,766 --> 00:08:53,637
and would direct my own
version ofSpinal Tap.
273
00:08:53,681 --> 00:08:56,336
So, this is where the
magic happens, huh?
274
00:08:56,379 --> 00:08:58,947
Oh, yeah. I find inspiration everywhere.
275
00:08:58,990 --> 00:09:01,515
This week, I'm really inspired
by women being empowered.
276
00:09:01,558 --> 00:09:03,995
I mean, take someone like Gloria Tubman.
277
00:09:04,039 --> 00:09:06,171
She discovered the Underground Railroad
278
00:09:06,215 --> 00:09:08,130
and was the first lady to vote.
279
00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:10,045
She's my muse, which is why we dedicated
280
00:09:10,088 --> 00:09:11,655
our first cassingle to her memory.
281
00:09:11,699 --> 00:09:13,875
It's called Don't be
Jealous Cuz I'm Hot.
282
00:09:13,918 --> 00:09:15,703
So, how long have you been drumming for?
283
00:09:15,746 --> 00:09:18,009
Actually, I'm pretty new to the drums.
284
00:09:18,053 --> 00:09:19,707
But when I started,
285
00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:22,057
it was like I'd been
drumming my whole life
286
00:09:22,666 --> 00:09:24,146
in here.
287
00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,669
Ba-boom.
288
00:09:25,713 --> 00:09:26,975
Ba-boom.
289
00:09:27,018 --> 00:09:30,674
Ba-boom, boom,
boom-boom, boom... boom.
290
00:09:30,718 --> 00:09:33,198
I have an irregular heartbeat.
291
00:09:33,242 --> 00:09:35,505
Welcome to my musical lair.
292
00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,814
Got my many trophies over here.
293
00:09:41,032 --> 00:09:43,513
Check it! Personal kara-te dojo.
294
00:09:43,557 --> 00:09:45,036
All my sweat gear.
295
00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,865
Wristbands, headbands, towels...
296
00:09:47,909 --> 00:09:48,997
Soaks it all up.
297
00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,260
This is my home studio.
298
00:09:51,303 --> 00:09:53,828
I got a list of words that
rhyme with other words.
299
00:09:53,871 --> 00:09:57,484
Cat, bat, hat, mat, rat...
300
00:09:57,527 --> 00:09:58,789
Dude, why do you keep filming him?
301
00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:00,051
He's not even in the band!
302
00:10:00,095 --> 00:10:01,401
Yeah, I'm in the band!
303
00:10:01,444 --> 00:10:03,098
You're not in the band!
304
00:10:03,141 --> 00:10:04,491
You're not in the band!
305
00:10:04,534 --> 00:10:05,709
Get out of here!
306
00:10:05,753 --> 00:10:06,841
You suck!
307
00:10:09,496 --> 00:10:10,671
I'm in the band.
308
00:10:10,714 --> 00:10:12,194
So, how'd you guys get your name?
309
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,805
Our band name? Oh, man,
that's a crazy story.
310
00:10:14,849 --> 00:10:16,807
See, we're called The Dropouts because
311
00:10:16,851 --> 00:10:18,940
we dropped out of college.
312
00:10:18,983 --> 00:10:20,594
When you hear it out loud,
313
00:10:20,637 --> 00:10:22,465
it's not really crazy or a story.
314
00:10:23,858 --> 00:10:25,468
I'm their manager. Rock 'n' roll!
315
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,644
Danish butter cookie?
316
00:10:27,688 --> 00:10:29,733
But that's your special tin.
317
00:10:29,777 --> 00:10:31,343
It's the least I can do.
318
00:10:31,387 --> 00:10:34,825
I mean, this year's been so hard.
319
00:10:34,869 --> 00:10:36,305
No one in this family
has taken me seriously
320
00:10:36,348 --> 00:10:38,394
except for you.
321
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,570
I don't know where I would
be without your support.
322
00:10:40,614 --> 00:10:43,268
I mean, you're making a
whole movie just for me.
323
00:10:43,921 --> 00:10:46,663
Ohh, wow!
324
00:10:46,707 --> 00:10:48,622
Ch... Ch... Chad, maybe you should cut?
325
00:10:48,665 --> 00:10:50,711
No, no, no, no, I want this all on tape.
326
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,715
I love you, little buddy.
327
00:10:54,758 --> 00:10:56,194
I'm sorry. I need a sec.
328
00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:57,718
Oh, balls!
329
00:10:57,761 --> 00:10:59,633
Okay, this is no longer Spinal Tap.
330
00:10:59,676 --> 00:11:02,636
We are back to being a serious
rockumentary. Understand?
331
00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:04,855
This is no longer funny in any way.
332
00:11:04,899 --> 00:11:06,117
Oh, ge...
333
00:11:09,077 --> 00:11:11,775
I just made 1,000 concert
T-shirts to sell at our gig.
334
00:11:11,819 --> 00:11:12,994
Check it.
335
00:11:13,037 --> 00:11:14,212
Who's Big Testy?
336
00:11:15,779 --> 00:11:17,128
Oh, no.
337
00:11:17,172 --> 00:11:19,566
It implies I have
oversized private parts!
338
00:11:19,609 --> 00:11:20,871
Oh, wait.
339
00:11:20,915 --> 00:11:22,090
Nice!
340
00:11:23,744 --> 00:11:26,050
Not a comedy. Serious stuff.
341
00:11:26,094 --> 00:11:27,748
While I was bailing on my mockumentary,
342
00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:30,359
my dad was cheering himself
up with a day in the sun.
343
00:11:30,402 --> 00:11:32,317
Going to the Phillies
game. See you later.
344
00:11:32,361 --> 00:11:34,232
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
345
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:36,887
You want to bake in the stands
in an open baseball stadium
346
00:11:36,931 --> 00:11:39,281
like a Wawa hot dog for hours on end?
347
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,674
- You mean live my life?
- Yeah.
348
00:11:40,717 --> 00:11:42,240
Bevy, let the man have a little fun
349
00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:43,938
before he lays down his burden
350
00:11:43,981 --> 00:11:46,157
and crosses beyond the veil.
351
00:11:46,201 --> 00:11:48,377
Bill, no one knows what you're
saying. Go wait in the car.
352
00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:49,944
It's fine. Go see the Phillies.
353
00:11:49,987 --> 00:11:52,599
All I ask is you take
a few tiny precautions
354
00:11:52,642 --> 00:11:54,165
to protect yourself from the sun.
355
00:11:54,209 --> 00:11:55,645
Let's get this over with.
356
00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:57,995
Is that you, Mur?
357
00:11:58,039 --> 00:12:01,738
It is him, underneath three
layers of SPF-500 sunblock,
358
00:12:01,782 --> 00:12:03,479
opera-length ski gloves,
359
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,916
my gardening hat, zinc for the nose,
360
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,135
fetching neckerchief,
361
00:12:07,178 --> 00:12:08,745
and BluBlocker sunglasses.
362
00:12:10,181 --> 00:12:12,314
In case it's not clear,
I'm not going to the game.
363
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:13,794
Don't worry, buddy.
364
00:12:13,837 --> 00:12:16,144
Just a regular-season game.
Not gonna miss a thing.
365
00:12:16,187 --> 00:12:18,886
Phillies great Mike Schmidt
stunned the baseball world today
366
00:12:18,929 --> 00:12:20,714
with his surprise
retirement announcement
367
00:12:20,757 --> 00:12:22,237
before tonight's game.
368
00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,369
18 years ago, I left Dayton, Ohio,
369
00:12:24,413 --> 00:12:27,677
with a dream to become a
major-league baseball player.
370
00:12:27,721 --> 00:12:30,462
I thank God that dream came true.
371
00:12:30,506 --> 00:12:32,900
You made me miss Mike
Schmidt's last game.
372
00:12:32,943 --> 00:12:34,292
Was he good?
373
00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:36,860
Only the greatest Phillie of all time!
374
00:12:36,904 --> 00:12:38,253
Well, maybe he'll change his mind
375
00:12:38,296 --> 00:12:39,515
and play more baseball games.
376
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:40,951
- Leave me be.
- Got it.
377
00:12:40,995 --> 00:12:43,258
My dad wouldnever get
over missing that game.
378
00:12:43,301 --> 00:12:44,781
Meanwhile, The Dropouts had arrived
379
00:12:44,825 --> 00:12:46,566
at the city's biggest charity event.
380
00:12:46,609 --> 00:12:47,871
Okay, guys, we're rolling.
381
00:12:47,915 --> 00:12:50,004
All right, time to finish
this very legitimate,
382
00:12:50,047 --> 00:12:51,179
non-ironic documentary.
383
00:12:51,222 --> 00:12:52,833
Everyone feeling okay?
384
00:12:52,876 --> 00:12:54,530
Not at all. There's so
many people down there.
385
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,098
Dude, you're our manager!
Your job is to calm us down!
386
00:12:57,141 --> 00:12:59,535
I want to, but did you see the crowd?
387
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,537
If you're not super nervous,
you really should be.
388
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,408
This is, like, a total nightmare.
389
00:13:03,452 --> 00:13:06,411
They even got hockey legend
Bobby Clarke in the dunk tank!
390
00:13:06,455 --> 00:13:08,065
I'm so glad I'm not in this band
391
00:13:08,109 --> 00:13:09,545
and don't have to sing for him.
392
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,851
What do you mean you're not in the band?
393
00:13:10,894 --> 00:13:12,679
You made it very clear that you were!
394
00:13:12,722 --> 00:13:14,463
I never once said that! All right?
395
00:13:14,506 --> 00:13:15,899
Tell 'em, manager Geoff!
396
00:13:15,943 --> 00:13:17,684
I can't! It's too much! I quit!
397
00:13:17,727 --> 00:13:19,860
Oh, no! We just lost our manager!
398
00:13:19,903 --> 00:13:21,470
He's, like, the backbone
of this whole operation!
399
00:13:21,513 --> 00:13:24,342
Okay! Everyone, calm down!
400
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:27,432
Erica, you said me supporting
you means everything, right?
401
00:13:27,476 --> 00:13:28,869
So hear me now.
402
00:13:28,912 --> 00:13:30,697
You were born to do this!
403
00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:32,089
What about me?
404
00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:33,613
You were born, too.
405
00:13:33,656 --> 00:13:34,875
Was I born?
406
00:13:34,918 --> 00:13:36,920
Yes, everyone here was born!
407
00:13:36,964 --> 00:13:39,488
Okay, just go out there
and sing your heart out
408
00:13:39,531 --> 00:13:41,316
so I can get some awesome footage
409
00:13:41,359 --> 00:13:44,362
for my very real,
non-comedic documentary.
410
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,277
Adam's right.
411
00:13:46,321 --> 00:13:48,279
We got this, guys! Rock 'n' roll!
412
00:13:48,323 --> 00:13:49,846
Rock 'n' roll, baby!
413
00:13:49,890 --> 00:13:51,456
Also, I'm back in the band!
414
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,589
Whoo! Rock 'n' roll, baby!
415
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:54,938
Whoo!
416
00:13:54,982 --> 00:13:56,244
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
417
00:13:56,287 --> 00:13:58,594
Rock 'n' roll, baby!
418
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,074
Rock 'n' roll! Let's go!
419
00:14:00,117 --> 00:14:01,249
Rock 'n' roll!
420
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,556
Oh. Must be the, uh, other way.
421
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:05,775
Rock 'n' roll this way!
422
00:14:05,819 --> 00:14:07,124
Rock 'n' roll! Yeah!
423
00:14:07,168 --> 00:14:08,212
Rock 'n' roll!
424
00:14:09,170 --> 00:14:10,432
Ow!
425
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,869
- Rock 'n' roll, baby.
- Rock 'n' roll! Whoo!
426
00:14:12,913 --> 00:14:14,044
Rock 'n' roll!
427
00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:15,698
- All right.
- Whoo-hoo!
428
00:14:15,742 --> 00:14:17,613
- Hey.
- Uh, we're looking for the stage.
429
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,876
Oh, you go down that way,
430
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,531
turn left, then left, and
go straight up the ramp.
431
00:14:22,574 --> 00:14:23,401
- There's your stage.
- All right.
432
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:24,794
Rock n' roll!
433
00:14:24,838 --> 00:14:26,056
- Rock n' roll.
- Rock n' roll.
434
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,188
Whoo!
435
00:14:27,231 --> 00:14:28,450
Yeah. One more lap.
436
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,104
Whoo! Rock n' roll!
437
00:14:30,147 --> 00:14:31,932
Rock n' roll!
438
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:33,977
Damn it!
439
00:14:34,021 --> 00:14:35,805
What the...
440
00:14:35,849 --> 00:14:37,851
How the hell you all
end up back here again?
441
00:14:37,894 --> 00:14:41,115
Oh, my God! You guys
really are Spinal Tap!What?
442
00:14:41,158 --> 00:14:42,899
I'm literally doing everything I can
443
00:14:42,943 --> 00:14:45,162
to not make this
documentary a complete farce,
444
00:14:45,206 --> 00:14:47,208
but it's impossible
to make you look good!
445
00:14:47,251 --> 00:14:48,775
Wait. That's what you've been doing?
446
00:14:48,818 --> 00:14:50,602
Making me look like some kind of joke?
447
00:14:50,646 --> 00:14:53,518
Honestly, I didn't have to do much.
448
00:14:53,562 --> 00:14:55,869
So much for being the one
person left who believes in me.
449
00:14:55,912 --> 00:14:58,001
Hey!
450
00:14:58,045 --> 00:15:01,004
I found another place
that's not the stage!
451
00:15:01,048 --> 00:15:03,703
Now please help me down! I'm so scared!
452
00:15:05,052 --> 00:15:06,488
Hey.
453
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,272
I know you're mad,
454
00:15:08,316 --> 00:15:10,710
but I got you a little something
that I know will cheer you up.
455
00:15:11,928 --> 00:15:14,452
I went to Carvel, and I ordered a...
456
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:15,584
Schmitty-Puss!
457
00:15:15,627 --> 00:15:17,151
- A what-a-puss?
- Schmitty-Puss.
458
00:15:17,194 --> 00:15:18,979
It's a Cookie-Puss ice cream cake
459
00:15:19,022 --> 00:15:21,982
with a butterscotch mustache
made special just for you!
460
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:25,986
You didn't have to do that.
461
00:15:26,029 --> 00:15:27,901
I already moved on from the
whole Mike Schmidt thing.
462
00:15:27,944 --> 00:15:29,119
- Really?
- Yeah.
463
00:15:29,163 --> 00:15:31,426
- I went back to Dr. Emry this morning.
- Without me?
464
00:15:31,469 --> 00:15:32,993
He said it's all good.
465
00:15:33,036 --> 00:15:34,734
After all that, I'm fine.
466
00:15:34,777 --> 00:15:36,692
Oh, poop. I am so relieved!
467
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,215
You have no idea.
468
00:15:38,259 --> 00:15:39,477
What are we waiting for, Mur?
469
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,305
Let's go get our Schmitty-Puss.
470
00:15:41,349 --> 00:15:44,221
I can taste Mike's
butterscotch mustache right now.
471
00:15:47,485 --> 00:15:49,009
Wow, your neck is thirsty.
472
00:15:49,052 --> 00:15:51,881
It's really sopping
up all this sunscreen.
473
00:15:51,925 --> 00:15:53,840
Yeah, spread it around
good, like peanut butter.
474
00:15:53,883 --> 00:15:54,971
What the hell's going on?
475
00:15:55,015 --> 00:15:57,147
What? Just doing what you
wanted. Sunscreening up.
476
00:15:57,191 --> 00:15:59,236
Carvel is down the street.
477
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,848
He doesn't need that much
goop to go a couple of blocks.
478
00:16:01,891 --> 00:16:02,849
All right, go ahead
and pop that shirt off.
479
00:16:02,892 --> 00:16:04,415
Don't want those rays to get through.
480
00:16:04,459 --> 00:16:05,982
No! Don't pop anything off.
481
00:16:06,026 --> 00:16:08,158
- What the hell is happening?
- Nothing.
482
00:16:08,202 --> 00:16:10,247
Did you talk to the
doctor? What did he say?
483
00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:13,381
Well, the general gist
is he's got a bad mole,
484
00:16:13,424 --> 00:16:15,905
so Mur's gotta go back and
have more melon balled out.
485
00:16:15,949 --> 00:16:17,864
Wait. You took him to
the doctor instead of me?
486
00:16:17,907 --> 00:16:20,780
- I'm his rock.
- No, I'm his rock.
487
00:16:20,823 --> 00:16:22,433
Enough! You are unbelievable.
488
00:16:22,477 --> 00:16:25,001
Your suspicious mole turns
out to be more than suspicious,
489
00:16:25,045 --> 00:16:26,655
and you weren't even gonna tell me!
490
00:16:26,698 --> 00:16:28,700
I just didn't want you to
go crazy, like you always do.
491
00:16:28,744 --> 00:16:30,746
What's crazy about loving my family
492
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,313
and wanting them to be healthy?
493
00:16:32,356 --> 00:16:34,445
You made Adam think he had
a spider's nest in his face.
494
00:16:34,489 --> 00:16:37,405
You told Erica that she
had coal miner's lung.
495
00:16:37,448 --> 00:16:39,624
And you convinced Barry
that he had salmonella!
496
00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:41,235
He did have salmonella!
497
00:16:41,278 --> 00:16:43,541
He ate a raw goose egg
that he found in the park.
498
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,500
Fine! Barry's a moron!
499
00:16:45,543 --> 00:16:47,894
But the last thing I need
right now is you spinning out.
500
00:16:47,937 --> 00:16:49,025
Of course I'm spinning out.
501
00:16:49,069 --> 00:16:51,288
You're my husband! I want to help you!
502
00:16:51,332 --> 00:16:52,463
You can't.
503
00:16:52,507 --> 00:16:54,552
Look, I haven't taken
good care of myself.
504
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,337
But I gotta deal with this on my own.
505
00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:59,166
Because you, all you
do is make it worse.
506
00:17:05,346 --> 00:17:06,560
My mom realized that she had to
507
00:17:06,561 --> 00:17:08,088
stop stressing about my dad's health,
508
00:17:08,131 --> 00:17:10,177
so she took a more laid-back approach.
509
00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:13,093
Hey, hey! What's the word, papa bird?
510
00:17:13,136 --> 00:17:15,878
- What is this?
- It's just me. Easy-breezy Beverleezy.
511
00:17:15,922 --> 00:17:17,793
What are you talking
about?Oops. I almost forgot.
512
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,795
Doctor E gave us a ring rang,
513
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,536
little jingle jangle on the Ma Bell.
514
00:17:21,579 --> 00:17:22,580
What? What are these words?
515
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,147
Doc said you're all set
516
00:17:24,191 --> 00:17:25,757
for your little snip and stitch manana.
517
00:17:25,801 --> 00:17:27,498
Not that I'm stressin'. Ya feel me?
518
00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:29,239
Actually not, but it doesn't matter.
519
00:17:29,283 --> 00:17:31,241
It's just outpatient.
Bill will take me home.
520
00:17:31,285 --> 00:17:33,722
Makes no diff to me. Cab it, thumb it.
521
00:17:33,765 --> 00:17:35,593
Heck, grab Big Tasty's skateboard
522
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,160
and shred all the way home, brah.
523
00:17:37,204 --> 00:17:38,727
Did you say "brah"?
524
00:17:38,770 --> 00:17:39,989
Did you get hit in the
head? What's wrong with you?
525
00:17:40,033 --> 00:17:41,556
Nothing!
526
00:17:41,599 --> 00:17:43,601
Frankie says "Relax"!
527
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:44,864
Where's the beef?
528
00:17:44,907 --> 00:17:46,691
I ain't afraid of no ghost.
529
00:17:46,735 --> 00:17:48,258
Oy vey, Murray!
530
00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:51,261
Beverly's loudmouth
yentas just told me about
531
00:17:51,305 --> 00:17:52,523
The mole.
532
00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:54,612
You're harshin'
everyone's vibe, Daddy-o.
533
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,180
The only mole we talk about
in this house is guaca-mole.
534
00:17:57,224 --> 00:17:59,922
Why is she speaking in jive and Spanish?
535
00:17:59,966 --> 00:18:01,837
I told her that she makes us crazy
536
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,099
with her constant worrying.
537
00:18:03,143 --> 00:18:05,232
That, you do. Okay, fine!
538
00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:07,582
I love this family so
much, I worry myself sick.
539
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:08,888
That, she does.
540
00:18:08,931 --> 00:18:11,194
But there's one thing I'm
even better at than worrying
541
00:18:11,238 --> 00:18:12,543
when it comes to my family,
542
00:18:12,587 --> 00:18:14,110
and that's kicking ass.
543
00:18:14,154 --> 00:18:15,198
That, you do.
544
00:18:15,242 --> 00:18:16,939
So I'm not gonna worry
about this anymore,
545
00:18:16,983 --> 00:18:18,462
and neither are you,
546
00:18:18,506 --> 00:18:21,509
because I refuse to let
anything bad happen to you.
547
00:18:21,552 --> 00:18:23,032
Understand?
548
00:18:23,076 --> 00:18:25,165
But if I'm gonna
change, then so will you.
549
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,906
No more ignoring doctors
550
00:18:26,949 --> 00:18:28,603
and not taking care of yourself.
551
00:18:28,646 --> 00:18:30,735
You're gonna eat
right, wear sunscreen...
552
00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:34,304
And take a damn walk
with me once in a while.
553
00:18:34,348 --> 00:18:35,044
Got it?
554
00:18:38,134 --> 00:18:40,745
That is why you're my rock.
555
00:18:40,789 --> 00:18:42,443
I always will be.
556
00:18:42,486 --> 00:18:45,359
Turns out my dad was
just as scared as my mom.
557
00:18:45,402 --> 00:18:48,014
But with her help, he was
ready to face anything.
558
00:18:48,057 --> 00:18:50,407
As for Erica, she was ready to bail.
559
00:18:50,451 --> 00:18:51,669
Here. It's a map to the stage.
560
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:52,801
You're gonna need it.
561
00:18:52,844 --> 00:18:54,585
We all agree you got this.
562
00:18:54,629 --> 00:18:55,804
Go away.
563
00:18:55,847 --> 00:18:57,980
I'm not going out there.
564
00:18:58,024 --> 00:18:59,590
You were right. We're a joke.
565
00:18:59,634 --> 00:19:00,678
It's my fault.
566
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,202
You only think that
'cause of my mean video.
567
00:19:02,245 --> 00:19:03,768
It's no one's fault.
568
00:19:03,812 --> 00:19:06,032
'Cause this whole music dream of mine,
569
00:19:06,075 --> 00:19:07,163
it's just not happening.
570
00:19:07,207 --> 00:19:08,556
Well, you may not believe in yourself,
571
00:19:08,599 --> 00:19:09,992
but you were right.
572
00:19:10,036 --> 00:19:11,472
I really do believe in you.
573
00:19:11,515 --> 00:19:13,953
And I know you can rock
the hell out of that crowd.
574
00:19:13,996 --> 00:19:16,564
Truth is, you don't
even need my sick rhymes.
575
00:19:16,607 --> 00:19:17,782
You'll do great on your own.
576
00:19:17,826 --> 00:19:19,436
Although...
577
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,612
I would do a lot better if
you were out there with me.
578
00:19:21,656 --> 00:19:25,355
Even Aerosmith needs a little
Run-DMC every once in a while.
579
00:19:25,399 --> 00:19:27,183
So what do you say we
forget about my stupid song
580
00:19:27,227 --> 00:19:28,750
and do a real one?
581
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,360
Normally, documentary filmmakers
582
00:19:30,404 --> 00:19:32,014
aren't supposed to get
involved with their subjects,
583
00:19:32,058 --> 00:19:33,146
but screw it!
584
00:19:33,189 --> 00:19:34,930
And so Erica and Barry
585
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,801
got a taste of their musical dreams
586
00:19:36,845 --> 00:19:39,891
by joining forces to show
everyone in The Spectrum
587
00:19:39,935 --> 00:19:41,676
how to "Walk This Way."
588
00:19:50,902 --> 00:19:53,296
♪ Ahh, she starts swingin'
with the boys in tune ♪
589
00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:55,298
♪ And her feet fly up in the air ♪
590
00:19:55,342 --> 00:19:56,821
♪ Singin' "Hey, diddle-diddle,
591
00:19:56,865 --> 00:19:58,258
"with the kitty in the middle" ♪
592
00:19:58,301 --> 00:20:00,390
♪ And they swingin'
like it just don't care ♪
593
00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:01,609
- ♪ So I took a big
♪ - ♪ Chance ♪
594
00:20:01,652 --> 00:20:02,479
- ♪ At the high school
- ♪ Dance ♪
595
00:20:02,523 --> 00:20:04,612
♪ With a lady who
was ready to play ♪
596
00:20:04,655 --> 00:20:06,179
♪ It wasn't me she was foolin' ♪
597
00:20:06,222 --> 00:20:07,354
♪ 'Cause she knew
what she was doin' ♪
598
00:20:07,397 --> 00:20:08,529
♪ When she told me
how to walk this way ♪
599
00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:09,704
♪ She told me to ♪
600
00:20:09,747 --> 00:20:11,749
♪ Walk this way ♪
601
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,447
♪ Talk this way ♪
602
00:20:14,317 --> 00:20:15,927
Life is a funny thing.
603
00:20:15,971 --> 00:20:17,929
That year, my dad's big health scare
604
00:20:17,973 --> 00:20:19,366
would change him forever.
605
00:20:19,409 --> 00:20:21,672
But the one thing that
always stayed the same
606
00:20:21,716 --> 00:20:24,414
was that my mom would
be right by his side.
607
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,329
As for The Dropouts,
playing The Spectrum
608
00:20:26,373 --> 00:20:28,070
wouldn't just be their best performance.
609
00:20:28,114 --> 00:20:29,680
It'd be their last.
610
00:20:29,724 --> 00:20:31,160
'Cause as important as it was
611
00:20:31,204 --> 00:20:33,336
for Erica to achieve her musical dreams,
612
00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:35,469
she realized it was more important
613
00:20:35,512 --> 00:20:37,079
to go out on top.
614
00:20:50,527 --> 00:20:52,355
'Sup, cheerleaders? You may have heard
615
00:20:52,399 --> 00:20:54,227
about my gig at The Spectrum last night.
616
00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:55,880
It's huge news. People are talking.
617
00:20:55,924 --> 00:20:58,144
Anyway, I am back on the market.
618
00:20:58,187 --> 00:20:59,710
And with graduation coming up,
619
00:20:59,754 --> 00:21:02,235
time is running out to
score a date with Big Tasty.
620
00:21:02,278 --> 00:21:04,933
- Who is that?
- You're funny. I like that.
621
00:21:04,976 --> 00:21:05,977
How do you feel about Olive Garden?
622
00:21:06,021 --> 00:21:07,109
Sorry.
623
00:21:07,153 --> 00:21:08,806
It's a "no". 'Cause of Lainey.
624
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:11,113
- You know Lainey?
- All cheerleaders have a strict code.
625
00:21:11,157 --> 00:21:12,375
Ex-boyfriends
are off-limits.
626
00:21:12,419 --> 00:21:14,899
Your loyalty is very
refreshing.Thank you.
627
00:21:14,943 --> 00:21:16,379
And in the spirit of honesty,
628
00:21:16,423 --> 00:21:18,468
I really didn't want you to say yes,
629
00:21:18,512 --> 00:21:20,035
'cause I'm not over Lainey.
630
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,384
I'm only here to impress the jocks.
631
00:21:21,428 --> 00:21:23,082
- They said yes!
- No. They didn't.
632
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,170
Also, we don't care.
633
00:21:24,213 --> 00:21:25,780
Well, have a nice day, cheerleaders.
634
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:33,542
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