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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,591 [SOFT MUSIC] 3 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:10,885 How awesome is Maya Fleishacker? 4 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:12,595 She's cute, she's smart, 5 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:15,223 and she's got a purple belt in kickboxing. 6 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:16,725 I have a purple belt. 7 00:00:16,726 --> 00:00:18,518 But you keep telling me not to wear it. 8 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:21,771 Wait. She's finally alone. 9 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:25,358 Now's my chance to talk to her. What should I say? 10 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:27,402 For someone like Maya Fleishacker, 11 00:00:27,403 --> 00:00:30,321 you gotta be sophisticated... grown-up. 12 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:32,907 Ooh, ask her if she read Fifty Shades of Grey. 13 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:35,785 - What's that? - Some book my mom really liked. 14 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:37,496 She even read it in the bathtub. 15 00:00:38,164 --> 00:00:39,248 I'll give it a shot. 16 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:42,960 What's the worst that could happen? 17 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,131 Hey, Maya. 18 00:00:48,132 --> 00:00:50,175 How about that Fifty Shades of Grey? 19 00:00:50,176 --> 00:00:52,093 What? 20 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:55,054 Uh... it's my favorite book. 21 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:58,725 It's, um... it's very grown-up. 22 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,810 [STAMMERING] It's about a painter 23 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:02,687 who, uh, uh... 24 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,647 who loves the color gray, 25 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:06,983 and, uh, I... it's really sophisticated, 26 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:09,195 and I read it when I take my bath. 27 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:14,950 Wait, I just... 28 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:19,330 [LAUGHTER] 29 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:23,833 Don't worry. One day, you'll laugh at this 30 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:25,920 as hard as everyone else is. 31 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:30,549 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 32 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,129 [CLEARS THROAT] 33 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,339 [DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN] 34 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:13,717 Oh, hey, Terry. How are... 35 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:16,970 So... 36 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:19,889 didn't we already have the flag discussion? 37 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,516 Oh, I thought that was about the size, 38 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:22,892 which I totally agree with. 39 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:25,395 The other one took half an hour to fold every night. 40 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:26,646 Okay, I don't know whether to yell at you 41 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,314 - or salute. - That's funny. 42 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,024 You're not the first person to say that to me. 43 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:31,776 Funny, yeah. Well, here's hoping 44 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:33,279 I'm the last. 45 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,282 [TERRY] Hey there, neighbor! 46 00:02:37,283 --> 00:02:40,118 Wanna hang out a bit and rap with your old Uncle Terry? 47 00:02:40,119 --> 00:02:42,829 I got some, uh, cold hot wings and warm iced tea. 48 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:46,082 Know how to get a jigsaw blade unstuck from a shop class wall? 49 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,458 No, I do not. 50 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,545 Then no, thanks, but no, thanks. 51 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,299 Ah, hey there, neighbor! 52 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,843 Oh, your shirt's a little torn. 53 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,929 Stee-rike two. 54 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:04,559 [CRUNCHING LOUDLY] 55 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,352 Mm, sorry. 56 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:09,732 These rutabaga chips are putting up a heck of a fight. 57 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:13,276 [SIGHS] These bills are killing me. 58 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:15,153 Oh, and this one is actually threatening me. 59 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:17,405 So looks like we're changing dentists again. 60 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:19,866 You're not alone in this, Beth. 61 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:22,744 Everybody's having to tighten their belt. 62 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:25,372 Even George Clooney is noodling with flying commercial. 63 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,585 Wait, this can't be right. 64 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:34,505 There's no way that Patrick had a gym membership. 65 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:35,965 [TIFFANY] Yeah, neither of my boys were... 66 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:37,967 traditional athletes. 67 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,637 Terry was really good at hide-and-seek, 68 00:03:40,638 --> 00:03:43,640 but to be fair, I... I usually took a nap before looking. 69 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:46,309 [QUIRKY MUSIC] 70 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,019 I got some rest, and he felt 71 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:49,270 like a champion hider. 72 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:50,980 Win-win. 73 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:53,691 Here. 74 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,360 What? 75 00:03:55,361 --> 00:03:58,279 Wyatt, I just bought this shirt for you. 76 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,032 - What happened? - Who cares what happened? 77 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:02,617 It's just a stupid shirt. 78 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,160 Hey, don't talk to me like that, young man. 79 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,371 Great, no matter what I say, it's gonna be wrong. 80 00:04:06,372 --> 00:04:08,915 So maybe I shouldn't say anything at all. 81 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,209 Wha... are you serious? 82 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:15,464 Okay. 83 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,050 If you want it that way... 84 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:22,179 Here. 85 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:26,200 _ 86 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:31,145 [WYATT STOMPING AWAY] 87 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:32,689 What just happened? 88 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:34,482 - Maybe I can help a little. - [BETH SIGHS] 89 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:36,442 You think I should talk to him or... 90 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,361 - wait until... - Oh, oh, no. 91 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:40,363 I'm not dancing through that field of cow patties. 92 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:42,991 No, I meant, uh, maybe I could call the gym 93 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:45,451 and figure out how to get a refund. 94 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:48,079 You know what? I'll take it. [SIGHS, CLICKS TONGUE] 95 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,580 Are you kidding me? 96 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:53,292 Who ordered Cage Fighting Championships on pay-per-view? 97 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,128 Oh, those darn kids, right? 98 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:57,965 You know, I'm gonna go fix that gym thing right now. 99 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:03,553 Hey, Uncle Terry. What's up? 100 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:05,054 Uh, just losing at solitaire, which, 101 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,514 technically, must mean I'm also winning, 102 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,725 'cause I'm beating myself. 103 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:12,395 I was just wondering if you wanted to play some football. 104 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:14,355 What, are you kidding me? I've been waiting here for weeks 105 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:16,774 for one of you squirts to wanna do something with old Uncle T. 106 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,484 Yeah, well, Liam and Wyatt don't want to, 107 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,111 and all of my friends are busy, so... 108 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:21,821 No need to beg. 109 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,156 I'd love to toss around the old pigskin with you. 110 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:24,449 Just let me slip out of these flip-flops 111 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:25,867 and into my sport Crocs. 112 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:28,036 Uh, you... you can stay in your flip-flops. 113 00:05:28,037 --> 00:05:30,872 I meant video football. 114 00:05:30,873 --> 00:05:33,624 Ah. Well, full disclosure: 115 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:36,252 uh, I'm not much of a, uh, video gamer. 116 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:39,172 Uh, the last one I played wasMs. Pac-Manat my old job. 117 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:41,758 But... wait, you had a job? 118 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:44,052 Are you kidding? I've had hundreds of them. 119 00:05:44,053 --> 00:05:46,054 How do you feel about cold hot wings? 120 00:05:46,055 --> 00:05:48,557 I feel angry that they're not already in my mouth. 121 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,145 I'm having the worst day ever. 122 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:56,189 I just got in a fight with Mom... 123 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:58,691 I don't have time for your childish problems. 124 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,903 The skateboard I'm making doesn't look remotely skateboard-y. 125 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:04,530 It kind of looks like it might be a skateboard. 126 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:05,865 Someday. 127 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:06,908 [LIAM] Well, someday better be Friday, 128 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:08,242 or I'm getting an F in shop. 129 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,161 Why should I even have to do this? 130 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:12,080 Working with my hands is not my destiny. 131 00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:14,540 This hand is for signing checks. 132 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:17,001 And this hand is for cashing them. 133 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:19,420 Okay, but seriously, about Mom. What should I... 134 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,589 See, Wyatt, this is your problem. 135 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:24,008 You have no empathy for other people's feelings. 136 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,718 It's really pretty sad. 137 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,762 By the way, I heard you epically flamed out 138 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,263 at school trying to talk to a girl. 139 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,932 [SNORTS] Smooth move. 140 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:32,642 You heard about that? 141 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:34,143 [LIAM] Dude, everyone has. 142 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:36,979 I've already downloaded two GIFs of it. 143 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,856 Take a little advice from someone older 144 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,817 and more sophisticated than you. 145 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:44,445 All girls really care about is what's in here. 146 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:45,446 My heart? 147 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,031 [SNORTS] No, you dork. 148 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,616 That's where you keep your slim-line wallet 149 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:50,576 when you wear a $3,000 suit. 150 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,621 And never forget: career comes first. 151 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,331 You have to make at least $2 million 152 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,333 so if you get divorced, you're still a millionaire. 153 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,584 Got it? 154 00:06:58,585 --> 00:06:59,962 Not... really. 155 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:03,506 Look, bottom line: 156 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:05,341 it's impossible to communicate with women, 157 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:06,760 so why bother trying? 158 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,768 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC] 159 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,982 [HAMMER TAPPING CONTINUOUSLY] 160 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,444 [FAINT MORSE CODE BEEPING] 161 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:28,531 [CONTINUOUS MORSE CODE BEEPING] 162 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:30,533 [WATER BUBBLING FAINTLY] 163 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:32,368 [PATRICK] Welcome aboard, bubblehead. 164 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:35,079 That's submarine-speak for "howdy, sailor." 165 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,873 What's that noise? 166 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:39,250 It sounds like Uncle Terry when he tries to beatbox. 167 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:41,335 That, son, would be Morse code. 168 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,254 It's kind of like old-fashioned texting, 169 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:46,382 - only without the emojis. - No emojis? 170 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:48,218 How are you supposed to send a smiley face? 171 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:53,347 Uh, dot-dot-dot, dot, dash, dot, dot, dash, d... 172 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:55,433 well, yeah, that would really take a long time, actually. 173 00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:56,893 - [PATRICK CHUCKLES] - I understand that 174 00:07:56,894 --> 00:07:59,687 about as well as I understand talking to Maya. 175 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:02,231 Ah, talking with a girl. 176 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,941 The noblest form of communication. 177 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:06,235 Not when you have no idea what to say. 178 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,862 Well, communication isn't always easy. 179 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:09,488 But there's always a way. 180 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,865 Look at us. 181 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:13,075 500 feet below the ocean's surface 182 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,077 and we can still talk to people. 183 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:17,622 - It is pretty cool. - [ALARM BLARES] 184 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:19,874 The enemy's approaching! Man your station, sailor. 185 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,918 [ALARM BLARING] 186 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:23,002 We've gotta make our move. 187 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,587 [EXCITING MUSIC] 188 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:27,298 - [STATIC SQUELCHES] - D-seven. 189 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:29,843 [DRAMATIC PERCUSSION] 190 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:32,136 - [STATIC SQUELCHES] - [BOY] Hit! 191 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,554 You sank my battleship. 192 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:36,349 Yes! [IMITATES EXPLOSION] All right. 193 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,683 Incidentally, did you know 194 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,143 the fist bump was invented on submarines 195 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,853 'cause the ceilings are too low to high-five? 196 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:43,147 That's great, Dad, but... 197 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,816 how does that help me know how to talk to Maya? 198 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,778 It doesn't. But the book does. 199 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,697 Everything you need to know is in that book. 200 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,115 Take a look. 201 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:55,243 Aye, aye, Captain! 202 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:57,787 [LIAM] "Captain." I like that. 203 00:08:57,788 --> 00:08:59,622 You can call me Captain. 204 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:01,707 Or "my liege." 205 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,460 Whichever comes more naturally. 206 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:07,464 [LIAM'S FOOTSTEPS RECEDING] 207 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,677 [WYATT] What? "Sun." 208 00:09:12,678 --> 00:09:14,096 That's it? 209 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:17,640 How is that everything I need to know? 210 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,934 [VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER] Strikers really need... 211 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:21,269 Heads up, I'm going to the end zone! 212 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:22,728 Oh, yeah? That's what you think, 213 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,522 'cause I'm gonna... hang on, which... 214 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:26,607 which button is the "run"? So is that the triangle? 215 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:28,484 And which... hang on, which one is my guy again? 216 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:29,986 You're the guy over there running in circles 217 00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:31,404 next to the cheerleaders. 218 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:34,407 Aw, yeah, Video Terry's got game. 219 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,742 Uh, excuse me, ladies, I can't chat right now. 220 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,035 I've gotta X, O... 221 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,830 Touchdown! 222 00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:42,415 Boom! 223 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,083 Dude, nice move! 224 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,085 Hey, and... and second place, not so bad either. 225 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,671 That is a silver medal in the Olympics. 226 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:50,464 Hanging with you is so fun, Uncle Terry. 227 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:52,258 You know, what do you say we do a rematch? 228 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:55,594 Well, I can't feel my thumbs from scoring on you so much, 229 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,763 so maybe this time won't be a total domination. 230 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,891 [CHUCKLES] Wait a minute... 231 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,230 That'll help. [EXHALES] 232 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:09,234 [BRIGHT FLAMENCO MUSIC] 233 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,278 Hey, that's an interesting outfit. 234 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,488 - You going to a bullfight? - Close. 235 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:16,449 I'm going flamenco dancing tonight. 236 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:19,493 And you know what they say: when in Andalusia... 237 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,454 No, nobody says that. 238 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,247 Um, hey, have you talked to Wyatt? 239 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,458 He hasn't said a word to me all day. 240 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,668 Don't complain. Terry talked to me 241 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,170 for half an hour straight this morning, 242 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:30,921 and that was through the bathroom door. 243 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,298 Okay, never mind. 244 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,300 Um, oh, what about the gym thing? 245 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,801 Did you get that straightened out? 246 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,636 Yep, went down there and took care of everything. 247 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,805 That crappy membership is a thing of the past. 248 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,307 Oh, thank God. 249 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,809 I got us upgraded to the premium membership 250 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:47,772 with full pool and sauna privileges. 251 00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:49,899 [QUIETLY] Hmm. 252 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,942 Oh, shoot. 253 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:54,695 I got up-sold, didn't I? I... [SIGHS] 254 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,238 In my defense, 255 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,032 Jean-Claude at the front desk 256 00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:00,951 is one silver-tongued Adonis. 257 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,995 It was one simple thing, Tiffany, 258 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,289 that you volunteered to do for me. 259 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,876 Well, I guess we both learned our lesson, didn't we? 260 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:14,049 [MELANCHOLY ACOUSTIC MUSIC] 261 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,178 - [BETH] Hey. - [TIFFANY] Hey, Wyatt. 262 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,679 [TIFFANY] How's it going, tiger? 263 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,849 [WYATT] Uh, uh... good. 264 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,978 Great, uh... everything's... great. 265 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:36,570 [SIGHS] 266 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:40,158 Tiffany... can I ask you for some advice? 267 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,702 Only if you want an awesome answer. 268 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,995 I do. 269 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,414 There's this girl in my class 270 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:49,041 that I really like, but... 271 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,376 I don't know what to do about it. 272 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,378 Oh, honey. 273 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:56,465 You're sweet and sensitive and cute as a button. 274 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:57,925 But I'm not gonna lie to you. 275 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,803 If you want any shot with the ladies, 276 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,638 you gotta be in a rock band. 277 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,599 Lead singer, guitarist, drummer, it... [STAMMERS] 278 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,102 pretty much anything except the keyboard player. 279 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,688 They always put the nerd on keys. 280 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,815 Okay. 281 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:15,317 - Thanks. - Just remember, Wyatt, 282 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:18,237 you can't always get what you want. 283 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,406 But if you try sometimes, 284 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,450 you just might find... 285 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,077 you get what you need. 286 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,247 [CLICKS TONGUE PLAYFULLY] 287 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,000 How long do you think it would take me 288 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,543 to learn a musical instrument? 289 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,253 Tiffany said it's my only shot. 290 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,548 Well, I've taken oboe lessons since I was six. 291 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,467 Can you play any cool rock songs? 292 00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:42,344 I can play the tune that makes a cobra come out of a basket. 293 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:43,971 My little sister thinks it's cool, 294 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,557 but she also thinks balloon unicorns are cool. 295 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,934 She calls them "balloon-icorns." 296 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,853 Your sister sounds kind of... 297 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:53,314 Hey, what time is band practice? 298 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:54,899 You know, for our band? 299 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,568 Well... I could do any time, 300 00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,028 as long as I'm home by 5:00. 301 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,572 - There is no band, Sam. - [SAM] Fine. 302 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,157 Maybe I can do 5:30, 303 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,743 but you'll have to talk to my mom. 304 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,913 [VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER] There's the offense going right, 305 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,206 but the defense... 306 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:11,707 Hey, little buddy! 307 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,250 Game's all set and ready to rock. 308 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,835 I have been practicing all day 309 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,254 and listening to Jock Jams... so I'm pumped. 310 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,672 No, thanks, Uncle Terry. 311 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,466 That game's gotten kind of boring. 312 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,176 The new version is way better. 313 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,844 When you sack the quarterback, 314 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,262 you can actually rip out his spine 315 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,223 and dance around with it. 316 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,766 I do like to dance. 317 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,351 Yeah, it's pretty sweet, 318 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:31,852 except it's 60 bucks. 319 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:34,522 60 bucks? 320 00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,106 That's a bargain! Where else are you gonna 321 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,691 be able to rip out somebody's spine 322 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,151 and dance around with it for that kind of money? 323 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,861 That's exactly what I said! 324 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,905 Okay, you know what? The parking tickets can wait. 325 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,448 I am buying us that game! 326 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,033 - Awesome! - Yeah! 327 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,202 [GRUNTS] Okay, wait. Ah, let's try that again. 328 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:51,372 Bring it in slow. I'm gonna practice that too. 329 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:52,498 [DRILL WHIRS] 330 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,376 [SIGHS, CLEARS THROAT] 331 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,712 Broke a heel last night. 332 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:02,383 Apparently flamenco and sangria are bad dance partners. 333 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,803 This whole assignment is idiotic! 334 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,059 Need a little help? 335 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,769 Did Bill Gates need help from his grandmother 336 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,354 when he built his empire? 337 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,647 No clue. I'm a Mac gal. 338 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,692 [SIGHS] I wish Dad were here. 339 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,485 He'd understand. 340 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:24,488 I know, honey. 341 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,573 I know. 342 00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:28,577 [SOFT MUSIC] 343 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,872 We all miss him. 344 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:39,378 And where do you think he learned to build stuff, huh? 345 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,755 Scooch on over, John-Boy. 346 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:47,012 [MACHINE WHIRRING] 347 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:50,599 From stilettos to kitten heels. [CLICKS TONGUE] 348 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,519 How the heck did you... 349 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,229 You know what? 350 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,772 If it means that much to you to help me, 351 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,025 then it'd be selfish of me not to let you. 352 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,444 If you're asking for my help, honey... 353 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,362 you gotta do it the right way. 354 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:06,822 [CHUCKLES] 355 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:09,199 Fine. 356 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,784 [EXHALES] Tiffany... 357 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,579 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 358 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,872 ... would you please help me? 359 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:15,915 Sure. 360 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,377 But as your buddy Bill Gates would probably say, 361 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,838 it's gonna cost you. 362 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:26,717 And, uh... let's keep this our secret. 363 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,552 Last thing I need is for people around here 364 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,055 to know I can do stuff. 365 00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:35,434 [WOMAN] Okay, let's do that. 366 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,062 Hi, I'm here to cancel a gym membership. 367 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,230 [STAMMERS, CHUCKLES] You must be Jean-Claude. 368 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,399 [WITH FRENCH ACCENT] Yes, uh, and your name is? 369 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,901 Don't bother, okay? 370 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,486 Because I'm not gonna fall for your sweet talk, 371 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:48,197 and I won't be up-sold, and I'm not gonna be tricked 372 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:52,326 into any "special deals," okay? I'm here to cancel a membership 373 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,702 and that's it. Got it? 374 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:56,413 Yes, no problem. [CHUCKLES] 375 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,457 See, no... see, no, no, no, no. 376 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:03,755 No, no, 'cause I am not falling for whatever... you're doing. 377 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,007 What are you doing? 378 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,176 Uh, the name of the membership you want to cancel? 379 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,053 Patrick McKenna. 380 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,347 Okay, and don't tell me that it's un-refundable 381 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,099 or talk me into transferring... 382 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,767 You're Patrick's wife. 383 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,019 - Uh... - I'm so sorry. 384 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,146 He was a wonderful man. 385 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,273 Wait, you... you knew him? 386 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,567 So he... he was coming here? 387 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,195 He was training here for almost a year. 388 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,989 It was supposed to be a surprise. 389 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,908 A surprise for who? 390 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,202 For you. 391 00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:39,748 He wanted to be able to run a half marathon with you. 392 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,251 He told me how much you loved to run and... 393 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:45,629 he wanted to be a part of something that you loved. 394 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,716 And then he... 395 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,469 And then he got sick. 396 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:57,099 Yeah, I haven't run since then. [SNIFFLES] 397 00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,686 I'll, uh... I'll cancel his account right now. 398 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,939 Thank you for... for being so understanding. 399 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:08,360 And I'm... you know, I'm really sorry that I misjudged you. 400 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,280 It is, uh... how you say, uh... 401 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,031 no big deal. [CHUCKLES] 402 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,908 [SOFTLY] Thank you. 403 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,119 Okay. 404 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,038 [SIGHS] 405 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,290 [WITH AMERICAN ACCENT] Dude. 406 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,791 Why'd I let her off the hook? 407 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,003 I'm this close to that Jet Ski. 408 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,089 [APPLAUSE AND SHOUTING ON VIDEO GAME] 409 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:32,134 [MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY] 410 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,719 Hey, Uncle Terry. Thanks for the new game. 411 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,429 It is awesome! 412 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,181 [VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER] ... the 40-yard line! 413 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,974 He's not gonna get up anytime soon. 414 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,769 Oh, yeah. 415 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:44,188 Hey, I-I kinda thought the two of us, you know, were gonna... 416 00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,482 It even has a decapitation mode 417 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,233 that if you hit the quarterback hard enough, 418 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,068 its head flies off, and you can kick it 419 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,195 into the stands! 420 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:54,531 See? Boom! Yeah! 421 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,825 - [DASH] There goes your head! - That should be my head. 422 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,829 [INDISTINCT CHEERING AND SHOUTING ON VIDEO GAME] 423 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,833 [SOFT MUSIC] 424 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,394 [SQUELCHING AND GRUNTING ON VIDEO GAME] 425 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:10,465 It doesn't make any sense. 426 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,179 Wait. 427 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:21,309 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC] 428 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,648 "Just be yourself, son." 429 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,279 Welcome back, submariner. 430 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,781 I've been waiting for you. 431 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,366 I cracked your code, Dad. 432 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,702 But all it said was "just be yourself." 433 00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:43,413 There's no way that would ever work. 434 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,207 Communication can be challenging, Wyatt. 435 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,959 Sometimes it's hard work. 436 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,669 That's why I used the invisible ink... 437 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,087 to make you dig a little deeper. 438 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,256 But I did work hard. 439 00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:54,383 Now I think it's too late. 440 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:57,010 I totally humiliated myself in front of Maya 441 00:18:57,011 --> 00:19:00,138 because I listened to what everyone else was saying. 442 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,723 It's never too late, son, 443 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,267 as long as you're honest and you're open 444 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,394 and you share what's really in your heart. 445 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:06,979 What if I don't know what that is? 446 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,981 Hey, look, I'm good, but for the really tricky stuff, 447 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,066 you gotta talk to the master. 448 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,735 Down, periscope! 449 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,282 Pretty cool, huh? Take a look. 450 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:24,080 [GENTLE MUSIC] 451 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,540 Mom? 452 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,625 You know anyone with a bigger heart than hers? 453 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,627 I sure don't. 454 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,095 What do you think? You wanna do the honors? 455 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,055 Yell "up, periscope." 456 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,224 I'd love to, but I kind of 457 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,985 have something really important I have to do. 458 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,065 Aw, what the heck? Up, periscope! 459 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,319 Never gets old. 460 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,965 I'm sorry for yelling at you, Mom. 461 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:21,845 I was having a terrible day and I took it out on you. 462 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,598 And then I got stuck being mad, 463 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,808 even when I didn't wanna be anymore. 464 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,186 Sweetheart. 465 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,480 I'm sorry too. 466 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,981 Okay? It was a silly shirt. 467 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,775 And I was caught up in my own nonsense 468 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:37,361 and I should not have let it go on like that. 469 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:39,196 So... friends again? 470 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:42,032 Wyatt, we'll always be friends. 471 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,867 Let's make a deal, okay? 472 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,786 Next time we feel like not talking to each other, 473 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:47,204 let's... [INHALES DEEPLY] 474 00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,873 ... let's definitely talk about that. 475 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,250 Okay. Deal. 476 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,464 You're going jogging? 477 00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,132 You haven't done that in a long time. 478 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,968 I know. And it's gonna be great 479 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:03,512 to get out there again. It'll be good for me... 480 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,013 in a lot of ways. 481 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,307 Uh, cool. Now that we're talking again 482 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,517 and you're, like, 483 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:09,685 the smartest person that I know... 484 00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:10,894 Agreed, mm-hmm. 485 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,562 ... I need some advice. 486 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:14,481 Okay. 487 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:17,150 There's this girl... 488 00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,444 that I kind of like. 489 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,570 Mm-hmm. 490 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:22,614 And I'm still not sure 491 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,574 what to say to her. 492 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,995 Okay. Um... well... 493 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:31,456 I still remember the first words your father said to me. 494 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,041 Really? 495 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,835 What were they? 496 00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:36,336 I was a freshman. 497 00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:39,006 And I was checking out all the cool stuff 498 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,133 at an engineering fair on campus 499 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:45,137 when up walks this super cute and kind of awkward fella. 500 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,264 And he looks me in the eyes 501 00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:49,641 and he says, "Hey, miss. 502 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,309 You ever arm-wrestled a robot?" 503 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,061 [CHUCKLES] 504 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,230 And that was it. I was hooked. 505 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:58,942 That's great, Mom, but... I can't say that. 506 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,695 No, of course not, silly. That line is pure Patrick. 507 00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:04,614 See, you... you have to show her pure Wyatt. 508 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,450 And it's really not that big of a deal. 509 00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:10,495 You just talk to her about what interests you these days. 510 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,330 Okay. 511 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,332 Thanks, Mom. 512 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:17,335 So... did you beat the robot? 513 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,462 What do you think? 514 00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:20,797 Look at these guns! 515 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:23,091 [WITH ROBOT VOICE] These will not be defeated. 516 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,093 I'll take that as a yes. 517 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,764 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 518 00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:30,766 Hey, Maya. 519 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,143 Wanna learn how to say your name in Morse code? 520 00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:35,312 Uh... not really. 521 00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:36,855 No, no, no, it's... it's cool, 522 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,732 'cause it's actually pretty easy. 523 00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:43,862 It's just... dash-dash... dot-dash... 524 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,197 No, no, I have to hit it harder. 525 00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:48,658 Dash-dash, dot-dash, dash... [SIGHS] 526 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:51,369 It's... it all starts with D, so, uh, dash, dot... 527 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,537 uh, no, no, no. Dosh, dat... 528 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:55,166 You're, like... super weird. 529 00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:59,377 [BELL RINGS] 530 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,879 [GIRL] Dot-dot-dot-dot, 531 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,381 dot-dot. 532 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,635 - What? - That's Morse code for "hi." 533 00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:08,512 My grandpa taught me that. He was in the navy. 534 00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:10,931 Oh. My dad was the captain 535 00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:14,184 of a submarine... [INHALES]... kind of. 536 00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:15,352 That's really cool, Wyatt. 537 00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:18,522 [GENTLE MUSIC] 538 00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:20,982 You... know my name? 539 00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:22,902 Yeah, I do. I'm Natalie. 540 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:27,280 See you around. 541 00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:29,075 [SIGHS PLEASANTLY] Wow. 542 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,413 [HUFFS] Of course. 543 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,082 Everyone sees me rip my shirt off, 544 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:41,003 but no one sees that. [SIGHS] 545 00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:46,134 [BUFFER WHIRRING] 546 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:50,846 Mm. Oh, hey, hey, hey. 547 00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:52,389 Go easy on piggy number seven. 548 00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:53,723 She's more ticklish than the rest. 549 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:56,017 Just get in there with your hands. 550 00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:58,018 I'm starting to think that an F wouldn't be so bad. 551 00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:06,653 Hi. 552 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,530 - Is Liam being punished? - [BETH INHALES SHARPLY] 553 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:11,825 I'm not sure, but it's nice to see them bonding... 554 00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:14,327 and buffing. So? 555 00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:16,163 How'd it go with the girl? 556 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:18,331 - [BETH] Hmm? - [SIGHS] Horrible. 557 00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:20,458 [CLICKS TONGUE] 558 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,003 But then pretty awesome. 559 00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:25,755 What? Hold it, mister, I want details! 560 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:27,675 [BETH] Remember? We agreed to talk! 561 00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:32,847 - [GONG CLANGS] - [TERRY] Enter. 562 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,310 Oh. It's you. 563 00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:40,562 Wanna play some football? 564 00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:41,688 Oh, no, thanks. 565 00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:43,106 I'm in a meeting. 566 00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:44,816 Are you sure? 567 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,611 You said you liked the real thing. 568 00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:50,655 Look... 569 00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:53,200 so I'm really, uh... 570 00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:55,286 I'm, uh... you know... 571 00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:58,663 Uncle Terry. 572 00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:02,168 I'd rather rip off your quarterback's head than anyone else's. 573 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,087 You're not just saying that to make me feel better? 574 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:08,089 No way. 575 00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:10,050 Wow. 576 00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:12,594 That's the sweetest apology I ever almost got. 577 00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:15,347 - So you'll play? - Are you kidding me? 578 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:17,140 Get ready to have your head ripped off 579 00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:18,850 by one of my bullet spirals! 580 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,685 Hang on. 581 00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,771 Super cold hot wing for the road? 582 00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:24,689 Best uncle ever! 583 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,192 Duh! 584 00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:31,947 All right, Uncle Terry, let's see what you got. 585 00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:35,116 Brace yourself for the beauty, little man. 586 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,285 [GRUNTS] Come on, you gotta dive! 587 00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:39,287 You gotta dive for those. Not gonna walk to you. 588 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:40,872 Okay, that one got away from me a little bit. 589 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,249 - Little bit, little bit. - Ball is probably wet 590 00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,168 or something, you know? 591 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,755 [GRUNTS] Comin' in hot. 592 00:25:48,756 --> 00:25:50,548 All right, toss me another one. 593 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,469 We'll stay out here until you get the hang of it. 594 00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:56,179 Mom, looking good. 595 00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,764 Aw, thank you. Yeah, I forgot 596 00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:59,933 how much running relaxes me. 597 00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:02,477 All right. 598 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,729 [GLASS SHATTERS, DOG BARKS] 599 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:07,732 Yep. Nothing more soothing than a good jog. 600 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:10,485 Hey, Beth. Hey, Beth. B... 601 00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:13,196 All right, Dash. Let's face the mus... 602 00:26:13,197 --> 00:26:15,116 - Dash? - [MAN] Hey! 603 00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:16,575 Who broke my window? 604 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:25,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 42832

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