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Good morning.
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Stuart, you are no longer allowed
to buy the donuts in the morning.
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It took me a couple of
weeks to figure this out,
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but you always buy one less
than there are people.
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It amuses me.
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Well, between that
and Paul taking 2,
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a lot of us, meaning me, go without.
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I did not take 2.
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What's that round thing
in your pocket, Paul?
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One of those new
glazed wallets?
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Let's get down
to real business.
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We got this runoff election
next week in district "a. "
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I cannot believe tomorrow's
Valentine's day.
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I'm so not ready for this.
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No date yet either, huh?
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What about you?
Do you have a date?
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No. No, I don't.
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This is the first time
in 18 years
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I don't have a date
on Valentine's day.
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So the streak is over, huh?
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Yeah. It kind of defies
the laws of nature.
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It's like a cheetah
that won't hunt.
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What can I tell you?
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I just didn't feel like
going out this year.
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Now, this runoff
in district "a"-
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the teamsters sent me
some chocolates.
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Great!
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Would you...
Yeah.
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Like one?
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What are you doing, Paul,
feeding the bear claw?
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I'm sure the teamsters were just
trying to cheer me up.
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You know, tomorrow's gonna be
a pretty tough day for me...
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Alone... divorced...
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At least you weren't accepting thinly
disguised bribes from the local unions.
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There's always that.
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Unless anyone wants to
share a Valentine's story,
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I'd like to get down to this
very important business.
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So anyone? No. Good.
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Ooh! I'm gonna propose
to Claudia!
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so what you're saying
is that I'm strong.
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Not wanting to go
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on some casual date
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while you're waiting
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for something real
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is both strong
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and emotionally
self-aware.
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But mostly strong.
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Yes, Mike, you're a big,
strong macho man.
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well, you
don't have to say that, Carter.
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You know what I'm thinking?
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I'm thinking maybe...
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Maybe I'm just not meant
to be married, you know?
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We convince ourselves
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that we can't live
without someone else.
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We can. Marriage
is a big lie.
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Please!
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I'm looking
at engagement rings here.
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The whole idea
of this scares me.
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What, getting married?
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Purchasing.
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You know, Paul, you're
supposed to spend
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2 months' salary on one of
these things, not 2 weeks'.
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Oh! And I just
got a raise.
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I knew it'd come back
and bite me on the ass.
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Can I help you?
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Let me get this straight.
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The less color a diamond has,
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the more expensive it is.
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That is correct.
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I'd like to see
the red one, please.
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That's a cufflink.
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Buy the ring, Paul.
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O.k., I'll take that one.
No, no, wait, wait.
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Not-not-I don't know-
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Paul, Paul, you can do it.
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No, I can't.
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I left my wallet at the office.
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I haven't carried it
around since 1973.
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Which, coincidentally, is the
last time you opened it.
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See how easy this is, Paul?
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Oh, Mike. Oh, Mike,
thank you.
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You're paying me back, Paul.
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Oh.
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So you firmed up your
Valentine's day plans yet?
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Nope. I like to leave it
for the last possible moment,
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because if you think you'll end up doing
nothing, it makes it that much more exciting.
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Nikki. Think of the buildup
you've got going.
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Let's see the ring!
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Mike's holding it hostage.
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Look, the last time
he borrowed money,
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it took him 6 months
to pay me back.
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Mike, I just moved.
I had expenses.
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Times were tight.
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Paul, it was $3.00.
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Some flowers were delivered
to a honey bunny, from Steve.
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Steve lisk?
Steve steiner?
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Steve tanzer.
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Oh!
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When will he leave me alone?
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I hate Valentine's day.
It is the worst.
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Honey bunny is right.
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It's just too painful.
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When was the last time
you were in love, Mike?
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About 6 months ago-
Laurie.
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She dumped me.
I was crushed.
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I told her I never
wanted to see her again.
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Hi, Mike.
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Apparently she still
doesn't listen to me.
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Come on, Mike.
6 months ago you were
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in love with this woman.
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Sometimes a second chance-
best thing in the world.
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You think I should go for it?
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Yeah. But go for it,
you know, slowly.
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What is that, nike's slogan
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for their new senior
citizen cross-trainers?
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Hi.
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You find the coffee o. k.?
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The new girl's helping me out.
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That's Stacy.
She's my assistant.
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Well, she says
if I hurt you again,
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she's gonna find out
where I live.
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She's a good assistant.
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Oh!
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Cream in your
coffee o. k.?
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Yes, thank you very much.
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O.k.
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Oh, God.
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I'm just gonna leave
you two alone.
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Or I could stay.
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So, Laurie. What...
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What are you doing here?
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In front of Carter?
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He wants to stay.
There's nothing I can do.
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I'm very pushy.
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I'm not really sure what I'm
doing here, Mike and Carter.
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Uh, tomorrow's Valentine's day,
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and there's no one
I wanna be with,
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so I don't have a date for
the first time in 18 years.
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And I know that sounds
really stupid,
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but the streak was
important to me.
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Well, that's just shallow.
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I really miss you, Mike.
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How much?
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Well, I don't really
know how to answer that.
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Give it a numerical value.
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82?
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Wow!
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This is gonna be the worst
Valentine's day ever.
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I am getting
a million phone calls,
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but no one has invited me
to skeet eldridge's party.
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I feel for you.
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Nikki, that cute guy
from accounting with the kid.
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Tell me it's Kevin, tell me.
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Yes, Kevin.
He wants you to call.
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Yes!
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He's hoping you can baby-sit
for him tomorrow night.
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You know, Stacy, if you wanna go
to skeet eldridge's party...
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You're really good friends
with him,
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and you'd love to take me.
Yeah, right.
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No, I'm not friends with him.
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My sister was his
neighbor for a while,
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and I got to meet him.
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He's a good guy.
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I'm not making up
some elaborate lie
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just to spend time with you.
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I'm going, and if you wanna
go, I'd love the company.
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I would love that.
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No problem.
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Who's skeet eldridge?
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I think relationships are
a lot about timing,
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and I don't think
I was ready before, but now I...
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Do you have to sit
all the way over there?
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Better?
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Mike, I'm not gonna bite.
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I may nibble a bit, but I...
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No, there will be
no nibbling, o. k.?
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You-you just can't
come back here
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and-and-and snack
on me.
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Mike Flaherty...
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Is an entree.
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Mike, I couldn't make
a commitment before
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because I was just so proud of
myself for being independent.
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But now I realize you were the best
thing that ever happened to me.
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All right, look, Laurie.
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When you walked out
on me, I just swore
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that I would never let myself
be that vulnerable again.
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You know, it's-it's not
worth the risk.
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And if you-if you
can't deal with that,
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hey, I understand.
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But you are gonna have to throw
out the first pitch this time.
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I love you.
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Nice pitch.
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All right. You know,
this-this is going too fast.
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I just-I need a second
to think.
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All right, be strong.
Focus on the negative.
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Look, she's cracking
her knuckles.
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You hate that.
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Listen to how loud it is when
she does the other hand.
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uh, Laurie...
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I'm sorry, but, uh, I
just don't think this is
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what I need in my life
right now.
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Make love to me.
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O.k.
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I had a wonderful lunch.
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Oh, and here's your inhaler.
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You know, it's so strange
for you to be having
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an asthma attack in the
middle of February.
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Well, maybe it's because
you take my breath away.
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Oh, Paulie.
You are so romantic.
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I know. It's a gift.
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can't wait to make an
honest woman out of her.
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Show us how you're
gonna propose, Paul.
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Demonstrate on Nikki.
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O.k.
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Great.
This probably won't do
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any long-term
damage.
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You gotta get down on one knee.
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Where's the ring?
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Mike has it in his jacket.
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O.k., o. k.
Forget the ring.
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Just look into my eyes.
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Those aren't my eyes.
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Claudia, I know that you've been
wanting to do this
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for a long time, and you're not
getting any younger, right?
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So I figure,
what the hell? Here.
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No.
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Tough break, Paul.
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Mike, do you remember
how committed you were
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when we were together before?
I feel the same way now.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Because I-I would have
done anything for you.
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I'm right there, Mike.
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I would have given you unconditional love.
I can do that.
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I would have let you play
with my breasts all day.
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That's what the weekends
are for.
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You know, Laurie...
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I was ready to marry you.
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Oh. What, are you trying to
make me feel guilty? Come on.
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You have any food?
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I got a beer.
I got something
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the laws of chemistry will no
longer allow me to call a salad.
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Oh, I got ketchup.
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You're definitely a man.
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Mmm! You tell
the world, baby.
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If you're really starving,
I have-I have a mint
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in my jacket pocket.
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Wow, you weren't kidding.
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The answer's yes.
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What was the question?
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Happy Valentine's day.
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Uh, Stuart.
Look, I was kind of rotten yesterday,
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and you're doing a
really nice thing here.
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So you have to understand,
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I don't expect this
from a guy like you.
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00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,818
You're the guy who named
a Web site after me.
257
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:09,121
Stacy's butt. dot. com.
258
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,993
You know, it's gone national.
259
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,628
So computer geeks
all over America
260
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,464
are downloading
pictures of my butt?
261
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,065
Yep.
262
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,767
I like that.
263
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,336
And you're welcome.
264
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:28,140
Where's Mike? I got 40 bucks
to put down toward the ring.
265
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,843
You took that money
from my petty cash jar.
266
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,277
Oh, I'll pay you back later.
267
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:35,314
This whole proposal thing
is turning into a disaster.
268
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:38,050
We are stepping in.
We've got the whole thing planned.
269
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,452
You're gonna propose
at the press conference today.
270
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,321
Tonight, you'll turn on
the evening news-
271
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,089
bam! There you'll be
popping the question.
272
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,059
Just go out there and read
the proposal that James wrote.
273
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,627
You've never been
more eloquent.
274
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:51,897
Well, of course I'm eloquent.
It's from my heart.
275
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,033
There's gonna be
a band, balloons-
276
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,734
wait. How much is this
gonna cost me?
277
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,636
About the price
of a nice dinner.
278
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,672
For one or 2?
279
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:04,443
This really caught me
by surprise, Mike.
280
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,445
You?!
281
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,616
Knocked me off my feet.
282
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,619
Well, you know, you
said yes so quickly.
283
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:17,122
You had it on your finger
and called your mom
284
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,091
before I could exhale.
285
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:22,428
Oh, God, check out the rock, Mike.
It's just-
286
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:28,500
oh, I'm sorry. I, uh...
Just came in
287
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,703
because I wanted to talk
about how we should handle
288
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,905
the Washington heights
situation.
289
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,973
I was just bored.
290
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,945
Hi, kids.
Hi.
291
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:43,449
So, you guys do
anything fun yesterday?
292
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,617
Uh... nothing big.
293
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,153
I gotta run.
Happy Valentine's day, guys.
294
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,222
See you later, fiance.
295
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:59,298
She used the "f" word.
296
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,636
What have you done?
297
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,538
She found the ring.
298
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,675
Everything after that
was a blur.
299
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,144
You didn't tell her you were
just holding that ring for Paul,
300
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,279
that you had no thoughts
of marriage whatsoever?
301
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,315
It didn't come up.
302
00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:20,619
And to tell you
the truth, Carter,
303
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,989
you know, I wasn't thinking
about marriage then...
304
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,458
But, well, maybe I am now.
305
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,994
Well, you should be.
You're engaged.
306
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,567
Mike, I absolutely
must have the ring,
307
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,737
and I will not leave
until you hand it over.
308
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,272
Fine. Give me the money.
309
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,274
I'll see you later.
310
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,645
Mike, this is not
the way you decide
311
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,681
if you're gonna spend
your life with someone.
312
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:51,016
I'll figure this out
on my own, o. k.?
313
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,986
Besides, the last serious relationship
you were in was 4 years ago,
314
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,587
and you're not even
over that yet.
315
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,524
Hey, I am over Spence.
316
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:01,193
He left a message
on my answering machine
317
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,796
the other night.
Just called to say hi.
318
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,664
No big deal.
319
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,600
Hi.
320
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,470
What's he trying to say?!
321
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,572
How am I supposed to...
322
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,345
Oh, yeah, you're a rock.
323
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,214
Mike, let me tell you a
little bit about marriage.
324
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,184
Sir, I met Laurie when she was
your ex-wife's divorce lawyer.
325
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:27,319
Well, that about sums it up.
326
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:29,788
At the end of your proposal,
327
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:32,591
you have to say,
"I love you, baby. "
328
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:33,592
"Baby" is the band's cue.
329
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,160
Baby, gotcha.
330
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,596
Uh, ladies and gentlemen.
331
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,098
Before I take any questions,
332
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,467
I'm just gonna share
the most important moment
333
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:42,534
of my life with you all.
334
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:43,602
Uh...
335
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,304
Excuse me.
336
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:47,473
Oh, no.
337
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,775
A 3-alarm blaze
has burned down
338
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,477
a low-income housing
residence,
339
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,480
leaving 9 families homeless,
including 7 children
340
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,048
and a baby.
341
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,890
Wrong baby! No!
Wrong baby. No!
342
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:08,961
Wrong baby. No!
343
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,996
Will-will you marry me?
344
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,565
Claudia, will you marry me?
345
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,200
Marry me, Claudia!
346
00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:19,605
Excuse me, young lovers.
Take your picture?
347
00:17:19,673 --> 00:17:21,440
Well, we're not really
young lovers.
348
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:22,741
Oh, come on, stuie, please?
349
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,877
We'll have something
to remember the night.
350
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,445
Stuie?
351
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:29,848
Yeah. The night I went to
skeet eldridge's party.
352
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:30,849
I'm only kidding.
353
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,284
Take one of the both of us.
354
00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:38,357
There you go.
That'll be 45 bucks.
355
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:41,994
Oh, wait. Take another one.
I wasn't smiling.
356
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,063
No, no, no!
That one's fine.
357
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:50,969
You know, you look different.
What is it?
358
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,971
Oh, you don't have
your glasses on.
359
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,707
I didn't know
you wore contacts.
360
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:58,444
I don't. My vision's not
as bad as you think it is.
361
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,678
Stacy?
362
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,914
I'm over here, mr. Magoo.
Come on.
363
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:04,049
We're in the front of the line.
364
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,184
Hey.
365
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,186
We'll go in when we want.
366
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,253
Let's talk some more.
367
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,755
We're not on the list, are we?
368
00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:11,390
Of course we are.
369
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,659
Excuse me, sir?
370
00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:15,728
The party's here.
371
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,529
Excuse me?
Jones.
372
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,465
Miller. There we are.
Chang.
373
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,500
Why don't you just try bondek?
374
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,669
'Cause I never use
my real name...
375
00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:25,871
Bondek. Here it is.
Party of 2?
376
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,006
Come on in.
377
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:29,174
Let me see that.
Hey, it's there.
378
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,476
Are you surprised?
379
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,879
It's just that...
Scoot knows me as Chang.
380
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:36,448
Skeet.
381
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,584
Whatever.
Whatever.
382
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,423
Check out the rock.
383
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,859
Laurie, about the rock.
384
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,661
The ring mechanic called...
385
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,201
And it needs to be realigned.
386
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,536
The ring is perfect.
387
00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:01,940
You know what I see when
I look into this ring?
388
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,308
I see our future.
389
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,811
I see our kids, I-
390
00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:08,313
I see me growing old with you,
391
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,149
the man of my dreams.
392
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:13,152
You see all that in there?
393
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,320
Don't you?
394
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,022
Let me take a look.
395
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,794
Oh, wow. Look, there I am.
396
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,462
I have no hair.
397
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:30,169
So, Stuart, how'd you
get us into that party?
398
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,538
I amaze you, don't I?
399
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:37,209
Stuart, I got us
into that party,
400
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:40,412
and, yes, you do amaze me.
401
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,314
Hey, how'd you do it?
402
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,852
A friend of mine was
helping throw the party,
403
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,154
and he told me that you
weren't on the list.
404
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,489
Wow.
Wow.
405
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,690
Busted.
406
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,730
Listen, Stuart...
407
00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,733
You knew you could not
get us into that party,
408
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,736
and you knew you were gonna
make an absolute fool
409
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,237
of yourself trying to,
410
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:08,407
but you did it
to spend time with me,
411
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:09,842
and that's really sweet.
412
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:14,046
Yeah. So are we gonna
sleep together, or what?
413
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,650
That is definitely not
a poodle named Tiffany.
414
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,320
That is a Black lab named Rex.
415
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:25,324
Look at us. I see us fighting
over which dog to get.
416
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,326
Oh, I see me winning.
417
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:31,463
No, I see me
letting you think that.
418
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:34,533
I see us in couple's
counseling.
419
00:20:37,771 --> 00:20:39,104
Can I ask you something?
420
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,808
How'd you know to say yes?
421
00:20:42,876 --> 00:20:44,443
I looked into your eyes,
422
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,845
and... I knew you were
the person
423
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,347
I wanted to spend
424
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,716
the rest of my life with.
425
00:20:50,784 --> 00:20:53,819
You mind if I try that?
426
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:02,895
Uh, Laurie, I'm afraid
I have to tell you something.
427
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:07,933
I never really...
Proposed to you...
428
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,369
The first time.
429
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,577
Will you marry me?
430
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,921
Before we take any questions,
I'd just like to share
431
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:31,690
the most important moment
of my life with you all.
432
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,325
Why did you do that?
433
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,694
This was supposed to
be a big surprise.
434
00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,730
I can't do it this way.
435
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:43,068
Claudia, there's something I
have to say to you face to face.
436
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,737
Yes, Paul?
437
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,272
There was this fire...
438
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,477
Whole families left homeless.
439
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,145
Oh, and a baby.
440
00:21:55,015 --> 00:21:57,683
Happy Valentine's day.
441
00:21:57,751 --> 00:21:59,685
Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
442
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,055
moo.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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