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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,877 --> 00:00:03,911 Previously on Scorpion... (all clamoring, laughing) 2 00:00:05,195 --> 00:00:07,028 Mark Collins? Are you insane? 3 00:00:07,030 --> 00:00:08,997 He was a member of the team, it didn't work out. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,400 Kicking me off Scorpion-- it was a deep betrayal. 5 00:00:11,401 --> 00:00:15,137 I now pronounce you husband and wife. (laughs) 6 00:00:15,138 --> 00:00:18,172 Well, it's about damn time. 7 00:00:19,977 --> 00:00:22,143 We've waited a long time for this. 8 00:00:22,146 --> 00:00:24,312 Buckle up, nerd. 9 00:00:26,350 --> 00:00:28,516 (typing) 10 00:00:32,823 --> 00:00:34,856 Walter? 11 00:00:35,359 --> 00:00:39,326 Last night was worth waiting three years for, huh? 12 00:00:40,063 --> 00:00:42,329 How do you feel this morning? 13 00:00:45,835 --> 00:00:48,036 How do I feel? 14 00:00:49,139 --> 00:00:51,640 I feel like... 15 00:00:51,642 --> 00:00:54,341 ♪ I feel like sun is shining ♪ 16 00:00:54,344 --> 00:00:55,643 ♪ And the birds are singing ♪ 17 00:00:55,646 --> 00:00:57,612 ♪ And the high pitch from its coo tells me ♪ 18 00:00:57,613 --> 00:00:59,180 ♪ It's English short-faced pigeon ♪ 19 00:00:59,182 --> 00:01:02,216 ♪ I feel mighty groovy, I feel mighty fine ♪ 20 00:01:02,219 --> 00:01:04,051 ♪ 'Cause you're sweeter than a pie ♪ 21 00:01:04,054 --> 00:01:06,688 ♪ Like 3.14159 ♪ 22 00:01:06,689 --> 00:01:09,490 ♪ I feel just like saying that ♪ 23 00:01:09,492 --> 00:01:10,992 ♪ The best equation ♪ 24 00:01:10,993 --> 00:01:14,195 ♪ Is Paige Dineen plus Walter equals romantic occasion ♪ 25 00:01:14,198 --> 00:01:16,998 (needle scratches) Good morning, Walter, I brought bagels. 26 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,201 No time for bagels. I'm doing a musical number. 27 00:01:20,204 --> 00:01:23,138 A musical? Fantastico! 28 00:01:23,140 --> 00:01:24,706 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:30,513 --> 00:01:32,213 Whoa, I can't believe it! 30 00:01:32,216 --> 00:01:33,747 All the way from Portugal, 31 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:35,049 it's Feliz! 32 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:37,218 (singing in Portuguese) 33 00:01:51,168 --> 00:01:52,968 ♪ When I say I love you ♪ 34 00:01:52,969 --> 00:01:54,969 ♪ I know that you mean it ♪ 35 00:01:54,972 --> 00:01:57,906 ♪ And that is why today I feel like everything is genius ♪ 36 00:01:57,908 --> 00:01:59,774 ♪ I love being clean ♪ 37 00:01:59,776 --> 00:02:01,442 ♪ 'Cause germs make me squeamish ♪ 38 00:02:01,444 --> 00:02:02,911 ♪ I'm talented at wrenching ♪ 39 00:02:02,912 --> 00:02:04,379 ♪ I'm a really good machinist ♪ 40 00:02:04,381 --> 00:02:06,180 ♪ I so love that you wore that ♪ 41 00:02:06,182 --> 00:02:07,915 ♪ You know it is my weakness ♪ 42 00:02:07,918 --> 00:02:09,850 ♪ Can't believe we did a musical ♪ 43 00:02:09,853 --> 00:02:11,385 ♪ It really has been seamless ♪ 44 00:02:11,388 --> 00:02:14,556 ♪ We're gonna be so happy with no awkwardness between us ♪ 45 00:02:14,557 --> 00:02:16,658 ♪ And that's why everything ♪ 46 00:02:16,659 --> 00:02:20,061 ♪ Is absolutely genius! ♪ ♪ Is absolutely genius! ♪ 47 00:02:20,997 --> 00:02:23,098 Walter. 48 00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:24,299 Walter. 49 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:26,334 I asked you 50 00:02:26,336 --> 00:02:28,235 how do you feel this morning? 51 00:02:28,237 --> 00:02:30,405 Sorry. 52 00:02:30,407 --> 00:02:31,673 I feel like... 53 00:02:31,675 --> 00:02:34,241 (phone rings) 54 00:02:34,243 --> 00:02:36,411 Sorry. 55 00:02:36,413 --> 00:02:37,711 Hello. 56 00:02:37,713 --> 00:02:39,813 MALE VOICE: You are receiving a call from 57 00:02:39,816 --> 00:02:40,915 a federal correctional facility. 58 00:02:40,918 --> 00:02:42,751 Please hold for... 59 00:02:42,752 --> 00:02:46,054 COLLINS: Mark Collins. 60 00:02:46,055 --> 00:02:48,990 SYLVESTER: Man, is it good to be back at the Chest. 61 00:02:48,991 --> 00:02:50,391 Ah. 62 00:02:50,394 --> 00:02:52,860 Pale Hawk. (caws) 63 00:02:53,597 --> 00:02:55,163 And who's this? 64 00:02:55,164 --> 00:02:57,932 Um, Sylvester the Conquester, 65 00:02:57,935 --> 00:02:59,167 meet Sir Thomas Foolery. 66 00:02:59,168 --> 00:03:02,169 Your reputation precedes you. 67 00:03:02,171 --> 00:03:03,905 Tommy Fargas? 68 00:03:03,907 --> 00:03:05,439 You're my pharmacist. 69 00:03:07,944 --> 00:03:10,145 And is that my Stone of Valor? 70 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:12,847 Kinda. 71 00:03:12,848 --> 00:03:14,149 You guys replaced me 72 00:03:14,151 --> 00:03:15,783 and took all my accoutrements? 73 00:03:15,786 --> 00:03:17,419 Uh, everyone thought you were dead. 74 00:03:17,420 --> 00:03:19,387 Look-- we made a shrine. 75 00:03:21,758 --> 00:03:23,925 Oh. Thanks, fellas. 76 00:03:23,926 --> 00:03:25,393 Is that my obituary? 77 00:03:29,199 --> 00:03:31,865 “Sylvester Dudd, 24...” 78 00:03:31,867 --> 00:03:33,735 Dudd. Classic. 79 00:03:33,736 --> 00:03:35,336 Typo. “...died in a plane crash 80 00:03:35,338 --> 00:03:38,206 “this week. An enthusiastic fantasy player, 81 00:03:38,207 --> 00:03:40,975 “skilled mathematician, and more. 82 00:03:40,978 --> 00:03:43,211 He will be missed.” 83 00:03:43,212 --> 00:03:46,848 My life boils down to “enthusiastic” and “skilled”? 84 00:03:46,849 --> 00:03:48,849 “And more.” (phone ringing) 85 00:03:51,354 --> 00:03:53,754 Hello, Walter? Yes, I will 86 00:03:53,757 --> 00:03:55,990 drop Ralph off at school and be right there. 87 00:03:55,992 --> 00:03:57,558 What is it? Trouble. 88 00:03:57,561 --> 00:03:59,961 TOBY: Santa Barbara, here we come. Oh, oh-- 89 00:03:59,962 --> 00:04:01,096 is that the bag with the accoutrements? 90 00:04:01,098 --> 00:04:02,364 Oh, you mean weird outfits 91 00:04:02,366 --> 00:04:05,233 to stimulate your pervert mind? Yeah. 92 00:04:05,235 --> 00:04:06,901 All packed. Sweet. 93 00:04:06,902 --> 00:04:08,836 Look, I know it's not the Tahitian honeymoon 94 00:04:08,838 --> 00:04:10,705 that we hoped for, and our credit cards are 95 00:04:10,706 --> 00:04:13,407 gonna be bursting at the seams, but, look, after almost dying 96 00:04:13,409 --> 00:04:15,810 in the South Pacific, small hotel near the beach-- 97 00:04:15,812 --> 00:04:17,512 that's good enough for me. 98 00:04:17,514 --> 00:04:20,281 (phone rings) 99 00:04:20,283 --> 00:04:22,050 Uh, it's Walter. 100 00:04:22,052 --> 00:04:24,019 Don't get it. It could be work. 101 00:04:24,021 --> 00:04:25,261 That's why I said don't get it. 102 00:04:26,088 --> 00:04:27,588 Hey, what's up? 103 00:04:28,759 --> 00:04:30,591 Are you kidding? 104 00:04:30,593 --> 00:04:32,293 All right, we'll be there soon. 105 00:04:32,295 --> 00:04:34,161 Our honeymoon's a done-e-moon. 106 00:04:34,163 --> 00:04:37,182 Ga-doy. Why do you think I'm removing the accoutrements from the car? 107 00:04:37,183 --> 00:04:38,334 It's worse than missing our trip. 108 00:04:38,334 --> 00:04:40,000 Walt got a call from Collins. 109 00:04:40,002 --> 00:04:41,668 Collins? Why the hell is Collins calling Walter? 110 00:04:41,670 --> 00:04:42,903 WALTER: He had... 111 00:04:42,906 --> 00:04:44,805 an Archimedes moment. A what? 112 00:04:44,807 --> 00:04:47,175 Archimedes is credited as the first to shout “eureka” 113 00:04:47,177 --> 00:04:49,677 when he discovered a method for determining gold purity, 114 00:04:49,678 --> 00:04:51,413 (lock buzzes) so when one of us has a breakthrough, 115 00:04:51,415 --> 00:04:53,814 a real paradigm shift, it's an Archimedes moment. 116 00:04:53,817 --> 00:04:55,817 Guy's nuts. I don't care if he 117 00:04:55,819 --> 00:04:57,918 has an Archimedes moment or a Kodak moment. 118 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,420 He would never sully intellectual purity 119 00:04:59,423 --> 00:05:00,954 by declaring a false Archimedes. 120 00:05:00,956 --> 00:05:02,956 So he's been studying climatological reports, 121 00:05:02,959 --> 00:05:05,093 title charts, EPA findings, 122 00:05:05,095 --> 00:05:06,394 seismograph readings, 123 00:05:06,396 --> 00:05:08,228 all from his cell, and he says 124 00:05:08,230 --> 00:05:09,764 he's found something very dangerous. (clears throat) 125 00:05:09,766 --> 00:05:10,964 Walter. 126 00:05:10,966 --> 00:05:12,399 Thank you for getting here so quickly. 127 00:05:12,401 --> 00:05:16,204 There is so much to digest and so little time. 128 00:05:17,574 --> 00:05:20,007 Just so you know-- I have my firearm. 129 00:05:20,009 --> 00:05:22,444 Just in case there's any nonsense. 130 00:05:22,446 --> 00:05:24,512 What kind of nonsense would I possibly try to pull? 131 00:05:24,514 --> 00:05:25,747 The last time that we were together, 132 00:05:25,749 --> 00:05:28,649 you tried to kill Toby. 133 00:05:28,651 --> 00:05:30,451 Oh, yes. That. 134 00:05:30,454 --> 00:05:33,555 That was very uncouth behavior on my part. 135 00:05:33,557 --> 00:05:34,656 But, in fairness, 136 00:05:34,658 --> 00:05:36,624 I've been through extensive therapy here, 137 00:05:36,625 --> 00:05:38,927 and it's done wonders. 138 00:05:38,928 --> 00:05:40,661 Between that... 139 00:05:40,663 --> 00:05:42,797 and my research, 140 00:05:42,798 --> 00:05:44,699 it's really allowed my sanity to flourish. 141 00:05:44,701 --> 00:05:46,600 Speaking of which, 142 00:05:46,603 --> 00:05:48,603 take a look at this. 143 00:05:48,605 --> 00:05:50,704 Crazy-man wallpaper? 144 00:05:50,706 --> 00:05:53,975 Walter, about 20 days ago, there was a small 145 00:05:53,976 --> 00:05:56,343 3.4 earthquake in the Arctic Ocean 146 00:05:56,346 --> 00:05:57,745 right near the Barents Sea. 147 00:05:57,747 --> 00:05:59,646 Now, since then, temperatures have been rising 148 00:05:59,649 --> 00:06:01,882 a tenth of a degree a day above the norm. 149 00:06:01,884 --> 00:06:04,351 I've also seen slightly elevated tides, 150 00:06:04,353 --> 00:06:05,586 slower wind speeds, 151 00:06:05,588 --> 00:06:08,189 and a shift in bird migration patterns. 152 00:06:09,158 --> 00:06:11,826 WALTER: Mark, over here. This is very bad. 153 00:06:11,827 --> 00:06:13,795 Archimedes, right? 154 00:06:13,797 --> 00:06:15,997 Soon it'll be a quarter of a degree a day. 155 00:06:15,999 --> 00:06:17,966 And then a half a degree... And then, 156 00:06:17,968 --> 00:06:19,533 in a few weeks, crops die off, 157 00:06:19,536 --> 00:06:20,802 species die off, satellites stop working 158 00:06:20,803 --> 00:06:22,737 because of atmospheric interference... 159 00:06:22,738 --> 00:06:25,206 COLLINS: The grid overheats, there's no potable water, 160 00:06:25,207 --> 00:06:26,641 there's widespread wildfires. 161 00:06:26,643 --> 00:06:28,742 I'm taking photos and sending them to the team. 162 00:06:28,745 --> 00:06:30,310 Someone want to fill me in? 163 00:06:30,312 --> 00:06:31,745 BOTH: It's an extinction event. 164 00:06:31,747 --> 00:06:32,947 COLLINS: Simply put, 165 00:06:32,949 --> 00:06:34,115 the earthquake created 166 00:06:34,117 --> 00:06:35,415 these small fissures in the ice. 167 00:06:35,418 --> 00:06:36,817 Methane that had been trapped 168 00:06:36,819 --> 00:06:38,920 in that very ice for millions of years 169 00:06:38,922 --> 00:06:42,322 has begun to escape into the atmosphere, and... 170 00:06:43,826 --> 00:06:45,826 What is this? 171 00:06:47,329 --> 00:06:49,029 You and the waitress. 172 00:06:49,031 --> 00:06:50,197 I knew that would 173 00:06:50,199 --> 00:06:52,000 come to pass. Get back to your point. 174 00:06:52,002 --> 00:06:53,600 Now, assume you've done the math. 175 00:06:53,603 --> 00:06:54,968 What is the timeline? 176 00:06:54,971 --> 00:06:57,572 Uh, well, in... 177 00:06:58,507 --> 00:07:01,543 ...30 days, half of life on Earth is gone. 178 00:07:01,545 --> 00:07:03,444 In 90, all of it. 179 00:07:03,446 --> 00:07:04,678 Except for the insects. 180 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:07,148 Fellas, this is all hard to swallow. 181 00:07:07,149 --> 00:07:09,684 Are we talking theory or guarantee? 182 00:07:09,685 --> 00:07:11,019 It's a guarantee. 183 00:07:11,021 --> 00:07:14,254 Unless we plug the methane cracks in the next seven days. 184 00:07:14,257 --> 00:07:15,822 What's this “we,” pilgrim? 185 00:07:15,824 --> 00:07:17,358 Scorpion can handle it. 186 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,026 You're a former team member. 187 00:07:19,028 --> 00:07:21,396 Emphasis on “former.” 188 00:07:21,398 --> 00:07:24,432 But Scorpion can't fix what it can't locate. 189 00:07:24,434 --> 00:07:26,000 Now, I've already done the calculations 190 00:07:26,002 --> 00:07:27,569 to take you to the exact spot 191 00:07:27,571 --> 00:07:29,437 in the Arctic that you need to go to. 192 00:07:29,439 --> 00:07:31,072 You could do those calculations yourself, 193 00:07:31,074 --> 00:07:33,408 but, as Walter'll tell you, 194 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:36,911 that'll take about ten days of intensive algorithms, and... 195 00:07:36,913 --> 00:07:39,581 well, you don't have ten days. Listen close. 196 00:07:39,582 --> 00:07:41,983 You are not leaving this prison. 197 00:07:41,985 --> 00:07:43,718 WALTER: Cabe. 198 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,153 He's right. 199 00:07:45,154 --> 00:07:49,189 About what's gonna happen and how we need him. 200 00:07:49,192 --> 00:07:52,894 Looks like new Collins is going on a little field trip. 201 00:07:53,663 --> 00:07:54,963 I know it sounds insane, 202 00:07:54,965 --> 00:07:56,831 but you haven't been the Homeland director long enough 203 00:07:56,832 --> 00:07:58,832 to know that insane is what Scorpion does. 204 00:07:58,834 --> 00:08:00,067 That's right. 205 00:08:00,069 --> 00:08:01,903 I haven't been director long enough. 206 00:08:01,904 --> 00:08:03,805 Not long enough to totally unpack. 207 00:08:03,807 --> 00:08:05,839 Not long enough to prove myself. 208 00:08:05,841 --> 00:08:08,276 Certainly not long enough to survive the heat I would get 209 00:08:08,278 --> 00:08:10,278 from letting an attempted murderer out of prison. 210 00:08:10,279 --> 00:08:11,612 Nothing will happen. 211 00:08:11,615 --> 00:08:13,380 I'll ankle Collins to me. 212 00:08:13,382 --> 00:08:14,649 Digital chain gang. 213 00:08:14,651 --> 00:08:16,684 He gets more than 25 feet from my side, 214 00:08:16,685 --> 00:08:18,653 he gets 50,000 volts. 215 00:08:18,654 --> 00:08:20,654 If he's right and we do nothing, 216 00:08:20,656 --> 00:08:22,322 the world ends as we know it. 217 00:08:22,324 --> 00:08:23,690 If Collins plays us, 218 00:08:23,692 --> 00:08:25,192 then a con tricked us to a few days 219 00:08:25,194 --> 00:08:26,694 on the outside. Big deal. 220 00:08:26,696 --> 00:08:28,161 Fine. 221 00:08:28,163 --> 00:08:31,466 But if things go sideways, it will be a big deal. 222 00:08:31,468 --> 00:08:35,036 And it'll be your ass on the line, not mine. 223 00:08:41,911 --> 00:08:43,411 I'm not happy about this. 224 00:08:43,413 --> 00:08:45,212 The world ending or Collins getting out? 225 00:08:45,215 --> 00:08:46,116 Both equally bad. 226 00:08:46,140 --> 00:08:48,062 What if Collins goes after Toby again? 227 00:08:48,317 --> 00:08:50,551 See how she cares about me? We haven't moved in fully yet, 228 00:08:50,552 --> 00:08:52,352 and I'm not doing the rest myself. 229 00:08:52,355 --> 00:08:54,187 Huh? 230 00:08:54,190 --> 00:08:55,590 There was no time for debate. 231 00:08:55,591 --> 00:08:57,191 Collins knows where the fissures are located. 232 00:08:57,192 --> 00:08:58,426 He holds the cards. 233 00:08:58,427 --> 00:08:59,559 TOBY: He's right-- 234 00:08:59,562 --> 00:09:00,923 Collins has us by the gooty. 235 00:09:00,923 --> 00:09:01,768 What's a gooty? 236 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:03,596 I'm sorry, it's my new linguistic experiment. 237 00:09:03,654 --> 00:09:05,754 Remember, I try to bring back old-timey slang? 238 00:09:05,756 --> 00:09:08,224 Some would say that endeavor was pure flummery. 239 00:09:08,225 --> 00:09:10,659 Yeah, some would say. But, sadly, not enough. 240 00:09:10,662 --> 00:09:12,794 So now I'm just trying to create a single word. 241 00:09:12,797 --> 00:09:14,129 My lexicographical goal 242 00:09:14,131 --> 00:09:15,331 is to get a word added to the dictionary 243 00:09:15,332 --> 00:09:17,633 simply by releasing it into common parlance 244 00:09:17,634 --> 00:09:18,900 and seeing if it catches on. 245 00:09:18,903 --> 00:09:20,602 Gooty? Yeah. 246 00:09:20,605 --> 00:09:22,270 Genitals. Gonads. 247 00:09:22,273 --> 00:09:24,841 If I were to use it in a sentence, it would be, uh, 248 00:09:24,842 --> 00:09:26,408 “Last night, Walter and Paige 249 00:09:26,411 --> 00:09:28,311 saw each other's...” We get it. 250 00:09:28,312 --> 00:09:28,963 Understood. 251 00:09:28,988 --> 00:09:31,307 My point is everyone's got 'em. We all got to deal with it. 252 00:09:31,482 --> 00:09:34,616 You'll see, Walt. Gooty's gonna stick. 253 00:09:35,452 --> 00:09:37,220 That came out wrong. (lock buzzes) 254 00:09:37,221 --> 00:09:39,154 Hello, friends! 255 00:09:39,157 --> 00:09:40,288 No friends of yours here. 256 00:09:40,290 --> 00:09:42,325 Happy, I've emotionally prepared 257 00:09:42,326 --> 00:09:43,625 for your response. 258 00:09:43,628 --> 00:09:45,128 I've had much psychological treatment 259 00:09:45,129 --> 00:09:46,796 since my incarceration, 260 00:09:46,798 --> 00:09:48,498 something I think you'd appreciate. 261 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:51,000 I would've appreciated you not locking me in a warehouse 262 00:09:51,001 --> 00:09:52,835 with acid dangling over my face. 263 00:09:52,836 --> 00:09:54,370 Yes, well... 264 00:09:54,371 --> 00:09:57,173 we have had our adventures. 265 00:09:57,808 --> 00:09:59,808 Paige. 266 00:09:59,811 --> 00:10:01,244 I was so delighted 267 00:10:01,245 --> 00:10:03,379 to learn of yours and Walter's coupling. 268 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:04,035 Gross. 269 00:10:04,059 --> 00:10:05,581 No, I-I think it's delightful. 270 00:10:05,582 --> 00:10:08,418 I mean, a-a genius finding a life mate is... 271 00:10:08,419 --> 00:10:09,751 so very rare. 272 00:10:09,754 --> 00:10:13,089 And for that life mate to be normal 273 00:10:13,091 --> 00:10:15,323 is even more rare. And, as everybody knows, 274 00:10:15,326 --> 00:10:18,794 Walter's integrity is far too high to only be interested 275 00:10:18,797 --> 00:10:20,096 in the carnal, 276 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:20,962 so it's... 277 00:10:20,965 --> 00:10:24,000 (grunts) (electrical buzzing) 278 00:10:24,001 --> 00:10:25,467 Is he having a seizure? 279 00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:26,735 He got juiced. 280 00:10:26,738 --> 00:10:28,571 He's got a stun-cuff on his ankle. 281 00:10:28,572 --> 00:10:30,605 It pops any time he gets too far away 282 00:10:30,607 --> 00:10:33,509 from the one that's locked onto my own leg. 283 00:10:33,510 --> 00:10:35,778 Or if he gets too lippy. 284 00:10:35,779 --> 00:10:37,413 And that, my friend, 285 00:10:37,414 --> 00:10:40,316 was for disrespecting Paige. Aah... 286 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,220 Point taken. 287 00:10:44,221 --> 00:10:46,221 Paige, I apologize. 288 00:10:46,224 --> 00:10:48,224 I'm still evolving. 289 00:10:48,225 --> 00:10:50,559 Bet you felt that in the gooty. 290 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,528 Okay, let's get going back to the garage. 291 00:10:52,529 --> 00:10:53,895 Every minute counts. 292 00:10:53,898 --> 00:10:56,065 (grunts) I, uh... 293 00:10:56,067 --> 00:10:59,067 Toby, would you mind scooching a bit? 294 00:10:59,070 --> 00:11:01,837 Lockup has given me some shared space issues. 295 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:04,273 Perhaps I should tie you to a chair 296 00:11:04,274 --> 00:11:05,707 inside a dental floss maze. 297 00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:07,143 Would that be more amenable? 298 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,977 Not like I didn't apologize. 299 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:10,245 No, no, you said we had an adventure. 300 00:11:10,248 --> 00:11:12,115 My intent was obvious. 301 00:11:12,116 --> 00:11:13,115 Your intent was to kill me. 302 00:11:13,118 --> 00:11:14,182 Okay, I want Collins in the back. 303 00:11:14,184 --> 00:11:15,585 I'm not comfortable with him next to Toby. 304 00:11:15,586 --> 00:11:16,356 Thank you, darling. 305 00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:17,553 I don't want him sitting by me either. 306 00:11:17,554 --> 00:11:18,445 Guys... 307 00:11:18,446 --> 00:11:19,519 Guys, how do you think this makes me feel? 308 00:11:19,524 --> 00:11:21,490 Like an unpopular psychopath. 309 00:11:21,493 --> 00:11:22,424 That's unfair. 310 00:11:22,427 --> 00:11:24,427 If the straitjacket fits! Enough! 311 00:11:25,296 --> 00:11:26,828 We are dealing with 312 00:11:26,831 --> 00:11:28,063 an extinction event. 313 00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:30,032 Are billions of lives not stakes enough for you 314 00:11:30,033 --> 00:11:32,168 to act semi-normal for a change? 315 00:11:34,505 --> 00:11:36,338 Good. 316 00:11:36,341 --> 00:11:38,540 Let's buckle up. 317 00:11:38,543 --> 00:11:39,774 (engine starts) 318 00:11:39,777 --> 00:11:40,909 Um... 319 00:11:40,912 --> 00:11:42,077 you feeling okay? 320 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,047 Oh, I feel like everything's absolutely genius. 321 00:11:45,048 --> 00:11:49,048 ♪ Scorpion 4x01 ♪ Extinction Original Air Date on September 25, 2016 322 00:11:49,072 --> 00:11:51,072 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 323 00:11:57,193 --> 00:11:58,280 COLLINS: My calculations show that 324 00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:00,048 the methane leak is actually 325 00:12:00,049 --> 00:12:02,126 coming up through these two ice walls 326 00:12:02,128 --> 00:12:04,293 in an approximately 15-foot crevasse. 327 00:12:04,296 --> 00:12:06,263 “Crevasse”? We're in America, say “crevice”. 328 00:12:06,264 --> 00:12:07,464 You sound pretentious. 329 00:12:07,466 --> 00:12:09,099 Okay, wordsmith, you know the difference between 330 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,600 “crevasse” and “crevice.” 331 00:12:10,602 --> 00:12:11,735 Just let him talk. 332 00:12:11,736 --> 00:12:13,336 Thank you. 333 00:12:13,339 --> 00:12:15,371 So, figure our best bet is to neutralize the methane. 334 00:12:15,374 --> 00:12:18,408 I thought a nice little nitrogen hydroxide solution 335 00:12:18,409 --> 00:12:19,442 would do the trick. 336 00:12:19,445 --> 00:12:21,345 Well, we'd need a lot of it. 337 00:12:21,346 --> 00:12:23,413 And a steel drum to hold it in. 338 00:12:23,414 --> 00:12:25,548 And an industrial drill to bore through the ice fissure, 339 00:12:25,551 --> 00:12:27,283 make the hole big enough for an I.V. 340 00:12:27,286 --> 00:12:28,451 to feed in nitrogen hydroxide. 341 00:12:28,453 --> 00:12:30,220 I can get us a military cargo plane 342 00:12:30,221 --> 00:12:31,654 stocked with whatever you want. 343 00:12:31,657 --> 00:12:32,788 To fly where, exactly? 344 00:12:32,790 --> 00:12:35,225 Yeah, Weirdo Beardo won't spill the beans. 345 00:12:35,226 --> 00:12:38,562 Oh, yes, we will be going just outside a remote village 346 00:12:38,563 --> 00:12:40,496 in Northern Norway. 347 00:12:40,499 --> 00:12:41,798 Once there, we will need 348 00:12:41,799 --> 00:12:43,432 appropriate transportation. 349 00:12:43,434 --> 00:12:45,168 I'll have Homeland reach out to the local village. 350 00:12:45,171 --> 00:12:46,436 I'm sure we can scrounge up 351 00:12:46,437 --> 00:12:48,205 snow terrain vehicles equipped with 352 00:12:48,206 --> 00:12:50,206 whatever you need to handle frozen terrain. 353 00:12:50,209 --> 00:12:52,176 Then, all I will need... 354 00:12:52,177 --> 00:12:54,677 is this transistor radio. 355 00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:56,245 We'll pinpoint the methane, 356 00:12:56,248 --> 00:12:57,413 we'll chemically neuter it, 357 00:12:57,415 --> 00:12:59,448 we'll stop the Earth from heating up, 358 00:12:59,451 --> 00:13:01,317 and we will save mankind. 359 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,318 Come on, team! 360 00:13:02,321 --> 00:13:03,653 Let's do it! 361 00:13:03,655 --> 00:13:06,322 (electrical buzzing) (grunts) 362 00:13:09,861 --> 00:13:11,028 (grunts) 363 00:13:12,798 --> 00:13:14,298 (whimpers) 364 00:13:14,299 --> 00:13:16,299 Sorry about that, I, uh... (laughs) 365 00:13:16,302 --> 00:13:17,900 forgot about the cuff. 366 00:13:17,903 --> 00:13:19,436 Word of advice: 367 00:13:19,437 --> 00:13:21,171 don't forget again. 368 00:13:30,783 --> 00:13:32,749 We've been riding around for an hour. 369 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:33,716 What's the plan? 370 00:13:33,719 --> 00:13:35,586 We'll stop soon, just not yet. 371 00:13:35,587 --> 00:13:36,886 Oh, this is great. 372 00:13:36,889 --> 00:13:38,154 We're in the middle of the tundra 373 00:13:38,157 --> 00:13:39,789 and Collins is trying to get the ball game. 374 00:13:39,792 --> 00:13:43,826 Actually, Toby, ham radio waves bounce off the atmosphere. 375 00:13:43,828 --> 00:13:46,395 But their pattern will be disrupted 376 00:13:46,398 --> 00:13:49,131 by the methane buildup in the ionosphere. 377 00:13:49,134 --> 00:13:51,634 Literally hear where the methane is. 378 00:13:51,636 --> 00:13:52,936 TOBY: The whole reason you got to 379 00:13:52,937 --> 00:13:55,272 tag along is because you already knew the location. 380 00:13:55,274 --> 00:13:57,006 I know the general area. 381 00:13:57,009 --> 00:13:58,408 I am narrowing. 382 00:13:59,144 --> 00:14:00,043 Just let him concentrate. 383 00:14:00,044 --> 00:14:01,577 Does PANNS mean nothing to you? 384 00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:02,846 Taking his side 385 00:14:02,847 --> 00:14:04,014 violates the “P.” 386 00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:05,014 What the hell's “PANNS”? 387 00:14:05,017 --> 00:14:06,048 Don't. What do you care? 388 00:14:06,051 --> 00:14:08,384 You just flaunt all its rules anyway. 389 00:14:08,386 --> 00:14:10,052 PANNS is our marital creed. 390 00:14:10,054 --> 00:14:11,187 This shall be delightful. 391 00:14:11,190 --> 00:14:12,288 “P,” 392 00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:13,856 put your partner first. 393 00:14:15,059 --> 00:14:18,528 “A,” always strive for a positive state of mind. 394 00:14:18,529 --> 00:14:20,397 “N,” no disparaging 395 00:14:20,399 --> 00:14:21,398 of ideas. 396 00:14:21,399 --> 00:14:23,366 “N,” no lying. 397 00:14:23,369 --> 00:14:25,134 And “S,” SCABOBI. 398 00:14:25,136 --> 00:14:27,236 “SCABOBI”? 399 00:14:27,239 --> 00:14:28,739 “SCABOBI”? TOBY (over radio): It stands for 400 00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:30,407 “Steady Calm Attitude Brings 401 00:14:30,408 --> 00:14:31,508 Optimal Bliss Inherently.” 402 00:14:31,509 --> 00:14:33,043 Stupidest thing I ever heard. 403 00:14:33,044 --> 00:14:34,745 We have hacked marriage. 404 00:14:34,746 --> 00:14:36,413 With a simple, genius five-point tool. 405 00:14:36,414 --> 00:14:37,447 WALTER: Actually, 406 00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:38,981 it's 11 points: PANN is four 407 00:14:38,984 --> 00:14:40,817 and “SCABOOBI” is a seven-letter acronym. 408 00:14:40,818 --> 00:14:42,219 “SCABOBI.” 409 00:14:42,221 --> 00:14:43,320 (radio crackles) Stop! 410 00:14:43,322 --> 00:14:44,587 Stop the vehicle. 411 00:14:51,730 --> 00:14:53,797 (radio crackling) 412 00:14:53,798 --> 00:14:55,131 Okay. 413 00:14:55,134 --> 00:14:57,533 Uh... about 100 yards northeast and we should have it. 414 00:14:57,536 --> 00:14:58,534 Happy? 415 00:14:58,537 --> 00:14:59,970 Goggles. 416 00:15:02,975 --> 00:15:04,307 Yup, I see the leak. 417 00:15:06,511 --> 00:15:07,878 Mark! PAIGE: He's running away. 418 00:15:07,879 --> 00:15:09,712 (electrical buzzing) (Collins groans) 419 00:15:14,019 --> 00:15:15,284 (buzzing stops) 420 00:15:16,554 --> 00:15:18,688 (Collins grunting) 421 00:15:18,691 --> 00:15:20,190 Nice try, jackass. 422 00:15:20,192 --> 00:15:21,191 Now I can add 423 00:15:21,192 --> 00:15:22,759 attempted escape to your jacket. 424 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:25,562 I'm not escaping, we need to turn the drum upright. 425 00:15:25,563 --> 00:15:28,264 The nitrogen hydroxide is leaking! 426 00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:30,200 No, no, no, no. No, no. Yeah. Yeah. 427 00:15:30,201 --> 00:15:31,735 How did this happen? 428 00:15:31,736 --> 00:15:32,869 Oh, you want to know how? 429 00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:35,605 Those morons packed the cargo plane for us 430 00:15:35,606 --> 00:15:37,606 with a steel alloy drum. 431 00:15:37,609 --> 00:15:38,674 The chemical ate through it? 432 00:15:38,677 --> 00:15:40,844 I specifically said pure steel. 433 00:15:40,846 --> 00:15:41,748 Well, that's what I told them. 434 00:15:41,749 --> 00:15:43,173 SYLVESTER: Okay, I'm gonna make some quick approximations 435 00:15:43,182 --> 00:15:45,581 to see if what we have left is enough to neutralize 436 00:15:45,584 --> 00:15:46,682 the methane. Little bit of help? 437 00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,652 Yeah, yeah. 438 00:15:48,653 --> 00:15:50,386 (groans) Talk a sec? 439 00:15:50,389 --> 00:15:52,322 Of course. 440 00:15:52,323 --> 00:15:53,356 PAIGE: So, uh... 441 00:15:53,359 --> 00:15:56,158 Collins sure is making things here 442 00:15:56,161 --> 00:15:58,495 a little more lively than usual, huh? 443 00:15:58,496 --> 00:16:00,529 Yes. I assumed his being here 444 00:16:00,532 --> 00:16:02,198 would stir things up a bit. Right. 445 00:16:02,201 --> 00:16:03,265 Well, that's why I'm curious, uh, 446 00:16:03,268 --> 00:16:05,034 why you didn't check with me first. 447 00:16:05,037 --> 00:16:07,104 Check with you? 448 00:16:07,105 --> 00:16:09,740 Well, I am the... genius whisperer on the squad. 449 00:16:09,741 --> 00:16:11,475 I'm supposed to manage what may or may not 450 00:16:11,476 --> 00:16:13,275 knock the gang off-kilter. 451 00:16:13,278 --> 00:16:15,211 So, maybe we could've 452 00:16:15,214 --> 00:16:17,380 discussed it? 453 00:16:18,216 --> 00:16:21,250 Are-are you asking me as... 454 00:16:21,253 --> 00:16:25,221 my girlfriend or a member of the team? 455 00:16:26,057 --> 00:16:28,392 As a team member, of course. 456 00:16:28,394 --> 00:16:31,761 Yeah, our new relationship status has no effect 457 00:16:31,764 --> 00:16:33,028 on-on work. 458 00:16:33,030 --> 00:16:34,398 Uh, okay. 459 00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:37,234 Uh, as the founder of Scorpion, 460 00:16:37,235 --> 00:16:40,336 who does and doesn't get to work on our cases 461 00:16:40,338 --> 00:16:42,672 is 100% my call. 462 00:16:42,673 --> 00:16:44,740 I don't really need to... 463 00:16:44,743 --> 00:16:47,744 check with anyone. 464 00:16:49,447 --> 00:16:51,313 Okay, then. 465 00:16:51,316 --> 00:16:53,750 Yeah. Appreciate the candor. 466 00:17:02,628 --> 00:17:03,626 SYLVESTER: Okay, so, 467 00:17:03,629 --> 00:17:04,795 based on a rough estimate, 468 00:17:04,797 --> 00:17:06,930 we don't have nearly enough nitrogen hydroxide 469 00:17:06,932 --> 00:17:09,065 to even make a dent in a methane pocket 470 00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:10,967 the size that Collins says we're dealing with. 471 00:17:10,969 --> 00:17:13,369 CABE: So what do we do now? It's not like we can 472 00:17:13,372 --> 00:17:15,672 drive an hour back to that Norwegian town 473 00:17:15,673 --> 00:17:17,807 and expect them to have a vat of the chemicals that we need. 474 00:17:17,809 --> 00:17:19,643 They don't even have a traffic light. 475 00:17:19,644 --> 00:17:21,278 So where do we get more nitrogen hydroxide? 476 00:17:21,279 --> 00:17:23,779 We've got tundras to the east and west of us, 477 00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,214 a useless town to the south, 478 00:17:25,217 --> 00:17:27,717 and Barents Sea to the north. We're screwed. 479 00:17:27,719 --> 00:17:29,419 (stammers excitedly) Not necessarily. The sea! 480 00:17:29,421 --> 00:17:31,086 That could be our salvation. 481 00:17:31,088 --> 00:17:32,955 The mud at the bottom of the sea 482 00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:34,691 in that region has methanoperedens. 483 00:17:34,692 --> 00:17:35,759 It's a bacteria. 484 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:36,859 It eats methane! 485 00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:37,993 And it gives off H2O and O2, 486 00:17:37,996 --> 00:17:39,429 just like the hydroxide would've. 487 00:17:39,431 --> 00:17:40,529 And if we mix that 488 00:17:40,531 --> 00:17:42,398 with the nitrogen hydroxide we have left... 489 00:17:42,401 --> 00:17:44,701 The nitrogen will feed the bacteria! 490 00:17:44,702 --> 00:17:47,037 Like crops in a garden that feed off nitrogen in fertilizer. 491 00:17:47,038 --> 00:17:48,070 TOBY: And the bacteria 492 00:17:48,073 --> 00:17:49,538 will multiply expediently. 493 00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:51,374 And within a day, the methane will be almost depleted. 494 00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,576 WALTER: Okay, guys, here's the plan: Collins, 495 00:17:53,578 --> 00:17:56,112 Toby, Cabe and I will take that van, 496 00:17:56,114 --> 00:17:57,513 go collect the bacteria. 497 00:17:57,516 --> 00:17:58,414 Happy, Sly and Paige, 498 00:17:58,416 --> 00:18:00,016 you will drill a hole in the ice 499 00:18:00,018 --> 00:18:01,617 and get the I.V. ready. 500 00:18:01,619 --> 00:18:02,885 Yeah? Let's go. 501 00:18:05,324 --> 00:18:07,122 It's good to be back on the team. 502 00:18:07,145 --> 00:18:08,192 You're not on the team. 503 00:18:08,192 --> 00:18:09,593 - I'm kind of on the team. - No, not really. 504 00:18:09,595 --> 00:18:13,329 Are you following PANNS antagonizing this jerk? 505 00:18:13,332 --> 00:18:14,431 Happy, that's not very SCABOBI. 506 00:18:14,432 --> 00:18:17,433 Uh, I am trying to A, always keep a positive 507 00:18:17,435 --> 00:18:18,602 frame of mind. 508 00:18:18,604 --> 00:18:21,203 You can't do that if you refuse to SCABOBI. 509 00:18:21,205 --> 00:18:21,971 WALTER: Guys? 510 00:18:21,973 --> 00:18:24,039 Shut up. Let's go. 511 00:18:25,309 --> 00:18:28,811 (motor whirring) 512 00:18:28,814 --> 00:18:31,548 SYLVESTER: Drill a hole, pump it with bacteria, easy peasy. 513 00:18:31,549 --> 00:18:32,749 Though, it makes me nervous 514 00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,317 we don't know how much methane is leaking 515 00:18:34,318 --> 00:18:35,652 through the fissures now. 516 00:18:35,653 --> 00:18:37,420 HAPPY: It's safe levels for the time 517 00:18:37,422 --> 00:18:39,021 that we'll be down here. Trust me. 518 00:18:39,023 --> 00:18:41,892 If it were getting bigger, you'd be getting loopy. 519 00:18:41,894 --> 00:18:43,660 You gonna be careful with that thing? 520 00:18:43,662 --> 00:18:44,961 I mean, you're basically drilling into 521 00:18:44,962 --> 00:18:47,096 a giant ball of explosive gas. 522 00:18:47,098 --> 00:18:49,164 Huh. Like Cabe after jerky. 523 00:18:52,003 --> 00:18:53,737 Really? 524 00:18:53,739 --> 00:18:56,439 I crack one joke a year, and I get nothing. 525 00:18:56,441 --> 00:19:00,277 I'm sorry, I've just been thinking. 526 00:19:00,278 --> 00:19:01,778 About a lot of things today. 527 00:19:01,779 --> 00:19:02,913 We're geniuses, 528 00:19:02,914 --> 00:19:04,314 we're always thinking about a lot of things. 529 00:19:04,316 --> 00:19:05,515 What's bothering you? 530 00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:07,384 Hey! 531 00:19:07,385 --> 00:19:08,451 Watch it. 532 00:19:08,452 --> 00:19:09,752 Sorry. 533 00:19:09,755 --> 00:19:11,186 There's one more generator cable up here. 534 00:19:11,189 --> 00:19:12,923 (rumbling) 535 00:19:16,694 --> 00:19:18,127 Oh... 536 00:19:19,765 --> 00:19:22,164 Earthquake aftershock. 537 00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:23,967 You guys okay? HAPPY (over radio): Yeah. 538 00:19:23,969 --> 00:19:25,868 Just a little rumbling. 539 00:19:25,871 --> 00:19:27,403 You guys okay down there? 540 00:19:27,405 --> 00:19:28,904 Yeah, we're fine. 541 00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,507 Uh, ladder fell off. 542 00:19:30,509 --> 00:19:32,409 We'll never be able to throw the hooks back at you. 543 00:19:32,411 --> 00:19:34,344 You're gonna have to grab the cables and carabiners 544 00:19:34,346 --> 00:19:36,445 from the truck, tie it to the tow rig, 545 00:19:36,448 --> 00:19:37,547 and pull us up when we're done. 546 00:19:37,548 --> 00:19:39,281 PAIGE: Okay. I'll get on it. 547 00:19:39,284 --> 00:19:40,450 SYLVESTER: And the pump came apart. 548 00:19:40,451 --> 00:19:42,719 - We got to do everything over again. - Good. 549 00:19:43,555 --> 00:19:45,822 Gives us time to talk. 550 00:19:45,824 --> 00:19:48,223 You're down here with me trying to save the world. 551 00:19:48,226 --> 00:19:50,492 And if your head is somewhere else other than on task, 552 00:19:50,494 --> 00:19:52,695 we could fail, so spill it, 553 00:19:52,698 --> 00:19:54,096 before I punch you in the gooty. 554 00:19:54,098 --> 00:19:56,665 See? It's catching on. 555 00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:59,568 Okay, I'll tell you, just... take your comms out. 556 00:20:01,539 --> 00:20:03,272 Okay. 557 00:20:03,275 --> 00:20:04,273 What's your secret? 558 00:20:04,276 --> 00:20:07,743 Today I read my own obituary. 559 00:20:07,746 --> 00:20:09,378 And it was pretty depressing. 560 00:20:09,381 --> 00:20:12,315 Obits aren't really knee-slappers. 561 00:20:12,317 --> 00:20:14,049 No, I mean it was short and lame. 562 00:20:15,554 --> 00:20:16,987 And the thing that hit the most was that 563 00:20:16,989 --> 00:20:18,688 it didn't even mention Megan. 564 00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:21,790 Marrying her was the most important thing 565 00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:24,794 I ever did in my life. 566 00:20:24,796 --> 00:20:27,631 And after I supposedly died in a plane crash... 567 00:20:30,402 --> 00:20:31,835 there was no recording of it. 568 00:20:31,836 --> 00:20:33,536 It was like 569 00:20:33,538 --> 00:20:35,471 it never existed. 570 00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:41,076 Like we never existed. 571 00:20:41,078 --> 00:20:45,147 I, um... 572 00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:47,150 I understand why you're upset... 573 00:20:47,152 --> 00:20:49,385 Sorry, I didn't mean to bring you down. 574 00:20:50,255 --> 00:20:52,221 Start drilling. 575 00:20:53,659 --> 00:20:54,691 (drill powers on) 576 00:20:54,692 --> 00:20:56,826 TOBY: Uh... according to the GPS, 577 00:20:56,827 --> 00:20:58,728 we're over the sea right now. 578 00:20:58,730 --> 00:21:01,597 Just a quarter mile from where the ice shelf ends 579 00:21:01,599 --> 00:21:04,601 and the water starts, so the ice shouldn't be too thick. 580 00:21:04,603 --> 00:21:07,069 We'll only have to lower the buckets a few feet 581 00:21:07,071 --> 00:21:10,306 to scoop out sea muck, with all its microbiotic goodness. 582 00:21:10,307 --> 00:21:12,342 Cabe and I will make a hole right here, 583 00:21:12,344 --> 00:21:14,277 you guys get the buckets ready. 584 00:21:14,278 --> 00:21:16,980 Okay, Paul Bunyan, let's hit it. 585 00:21:23,221 --> 00:21:26,021 It is so good to be working with you again, Walter. 586 00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:28,490 And thank you for trusting me. 587 00:21:28,492 --> 00:21:30,226 Believing in my theory. 588 00:21:30,228 --> 00:21:32,695 Not just thinking I was some crackpot. 589 00:21:32,698 --> 00:21:34,463 Oh, I do think you're a crackpot. 590 00:21:34,465 --> 00:21:37,666 I also think that you're brilliant. 591 00:21:37,669 --> 00:21:38,968 And I've weighed all the factors, 592 00:21:38,970 --> 00:21:43,640 and brilliant beat crackpot by a... a-a nose. 593 00:21:43,642 --> 00:21:46,041 Well, thank you for that. 594 00:21:46,044 --> 00:21:48,677 Especially 'cause you seem to be paying the price for it. 595 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,279 How is that? 596 00:21:54,019 --> 00:21:55,218 Comms. 597 00:21:58,155 --> 00:22:00,789 No, I just meant that I saw the little tête-à-tête 598 00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:03,058 between you and Paige earlier, 599 00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:04,693 and it looked tense. 600 00:22:04,695 --> 00:22:06,229 It's none of your business. 601 00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:08,498 No, I-I know. I know it's not. 602 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,232 It's just, when I see you and Paige, 603 00:22:10,234 --> 00:22:12,035 I see people who need help. 604 00:22:12,037 --> 00:22:15,137 Might be facing an extinction event of their own. 605 00:22:16,741 --> 00:22:18,074 What do you mean by that? 606 00:22:18,076 --> 00:22:20,910 Walter, it just means that you have to be very aware 607 00:22:20,912 --> 00:22:23,512 of how different you and Paige are, 608 00:22:23,515 --> 00:22:26,148 and adjust your behavior accordingly. 609 00:22:26,151 --> 00:22:28,785 Otherwise, your relationship is gonna have 610 00:22:28,787 --> 00:22:31,054 the half-life of francium. 611 00:22:31,056 --> 00:22:32,989 22 minutes? 612 00:22:32,990 --> 00:22:36,058 Paige is so sweet and refreshing. 613 00:22:36,060 --> 00:22:37,493 She's like fruit punch. 614 00:22:37,496 --> 00:22:39,863 And you and your brain 615 00:22:39,865 --> 00:22:43,365 is like a Ferrari engine. 616 00:22:43,367 --> 00:22:46,536 Now, you can't just put fruit punch in a Ferrari 617 00:22:46,538 --> 00:22:47,936 and expect it to run. 618 00:22:47,939 --> 00:22:50,006 You know? 619 00:22:50,008 --> 00:22:52,008 Anyway, Walter, I'm only telling you this 620 00:22:52,009 --> 00:22:55,211 because I care deeply about you. 621 00:22:55,212 --> 00:22:57,713 And I want to see you and Paige make it. 622 00:23:00,317 --> 00:23:01,483 (drill whirring) 623 00:23:01,486 --> 00:23:04,119 Okay, hole's done. TOBY (over radio): Yeah. 624 00:23:04,122 --> 00:23:05,454 We're making progress here, too. 625 00:23:05,457 --> 00:23:08,223 Yeah, a few more buckets of sludge and we should be okay. 626 00:23:09,627 --> 00:23:10,894 I'm almost done with the ropes. 627 00:23:10,895 --> 00:23:12,694 I've attached tire irons on the ends so you can 628 00:23:12,696 --> 00:23:14,364 stand on them when I pull you up. 629 00:23:14,365 --> 00:23:16,065 Pretty smart, huh? 630 00:23:16,067 --> 00:23:17,133 HAPPY: Yeah. 631 00:23:17,134 --> 00:23:20,170 Really good. Needy much? (chuckles) 632 00:23:20,172 --> 00:23:21,503 You feeling better? 633 00:23:21,506 --> 00:23:24,240 I'm still upset. But not about Megan. 634 00:23:24,241 --> 00:23:27,410 I'm concerned about Fruity Moons. 635 00:23:27,412 --> 00:23:30,046 - The cereal? - The marshmallow bits? 636 00:23:30,048 --> 00:23:34,450 Stars, suns, even little Jupiters and Plutos. 637 00:23:34,451 --> 00:23:36,653 But they don't have any moons. 638 00:23:36,654 --> 00:23:39,122 It's false advertising. 639 00:23:42,426 --> 00:23:45,295 Yeah, that is a good point. 640 00:23:45,297 --> 00:23:46,895 You know what? 641 00:23:46,897 --> 00:23:52,701 The box had Jupiter and Pluto... 642 00:23:52,703 --> 00:23:54,938 but does it have Uranus? 643 00:23:55,874 --> 00:23:57,240 Get it? 644 00:23:57,241 --> 00:23:59,576 Sweetums, ribald humor is not exactly your milieu. 645 00:23:59,577 --> 00:24:00,471 TOBY: What's going on? 646 00:24:00,496 --> 00:24:02,198 I told my second joke of the day. 647 00:24:05,450 --> 00:24:07,717 I told my second joke of the day. 648 00:24:07,719 --> 00:24:10,220 Paige? Okay, get us up. 649 00:24:10,221 --> 00:24:12,721 Okay, the aftershock must have opened the fissures wider. 650 00:24:12,723 --> 00:24:14,057 More gas is escaping. 651 00:24:14,058 --> 00:24:15,758 We're suffering from methane poisoning. 652 00:24:15,759 --> 00:24:18,060 (gasps) Sly, keep your head on, 653 00:24:18,063 --> 00:24:20,797 and don't let the gas get you daffy. 654 00:24:20,798 --> 00:24:22,798 In 90 seconds, their bloodstreams will be saturated 655 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,000 and they'll die. Walter! 656 00:24:26,203 --> 00:24:28,605 (yells) Toby! Toby! 657 00:24:31,910 --> 00:24:34,176 (faint, echoing): Toby! Toby! 658 00:24:34,179 --> 00:24:36,679 Toby? Toby! 659 00:24:36,681 --> 00:24:38,714 It's too dark. He can't find the hole. 660 00:24:38,717 --> 00:24:42,684 Toby! Toby! 661 00:24:42,686 --> 00:24:44,953 He's gone. 662 00:24:44,955 --> 00:24:45,989 W-What do you mean he's gone? 663 00:24:45,990 --> 00:24:47,557 I accidentally knocked him in, 664 00:24:47,558 --> 00:24:48,892 and the current pulled him under. 665 00:24:48,894 --> 00:24:50,826 Oh, Collins, you son of a bitch! 666 00:24:52,163 --> 00:24:53,863 WALTER: Toby! 667 00:24:53,865 --> 00:24:55,265 Toby! 668 00:25:03,067 --> 00:25:04,932 COLLINS: There he is. Busting up the ice. 669 00:25:04,932 --> 00:25:07,513 Wait, wait. Where? The current has him moving all over. 670 00:25:07,515 --> 00:25:09,213 Look, if we know where he's gonna be in a couple seconds, 671 00:25:09,214 --> 00:25:10,248 then we put a hole there. 672 00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:12,182 How much does the psychiatrist weigh? 673 00:25:12,184 --> 00:25:13,683 He boxed at 168 pounds. 674 00:25:13,685 --> 00:25:17,255 And he moved ten feet in 2.5 seconds... 675 00:25:17,257 --> 00:25:19,990 And in a parabolic arc of 8.12... 676 00:25:19,992 --> 00:25:21,759 Which means that in 30 seconds, he'll be... 677 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,193 BOTH: There. 678 00:25:25,898 --> 00:25:28,065 Here? 679 00:25:32,238 --> 00:25:34,238 HAPPY: Better fish him out, O'Brien, damn it! 680 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,506 Everyone, we have a plan. 681 00:25:35,508 --> 00:25:37,375 Paige, what's the ETA 682 00:25:37,376 --> 00:25:39,309 on getting the hysterical bride out of the hole? 683 00:25:39,311 --> 00:25:41,345 You worry about your catastrophe, 684 00:25:41,346 --> 00:25:42,613 I'll worry about mine. 685 00:25:42,615 --> 00:25:44,281 There! He's right on course. 686 00:25:44,284 --> 00:25:45,415 Five seconds. 687 00:25:45,417 --> 00:25:47,852 Put your back into it, Agent! (Cabe grunts) 688 00:25:47,854 --> 00:25:49,921 He's coming now. Move it, Cabe! 689 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:52,190 Where are you going? Hold my feet. 690 00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:02,266 He's got Toby. Pull. 691 00:26:12,679 --> 00:26:15,479 (all grunting) 692 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,582 (panting) 693 00:26:20,252 --> 00:26:22,420 You pulled me out? 694 00:26:22,422 --> 00:26:26,156 Only a lunatic was gonna jump in that water. 695 00:26:26,159 --> 00:26:28,491 I was the natural choice. 696 00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:34,397 PAIGE: You'll be topside in 15 seconds. 697 00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:39,971 (gasps) I'm falling, I'm falling! 698 00:26:39,972 --> 00:26:41,204 Oh, oh. 699 00:26:41,207 --> 00:26:42,207 Guys, I'm sliding. 700 00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:45,576 No, no. No, no, no. 701 00:26:45,577 --> 00:26:47,577 What's going on up there? PAIGE: I don't know. 702 00:26:47,579 --> 00:26:48,846 I'm getting no traction. 703 00:26:49,982 --> 00:26:51,982 Okay, the aftershock must have softened the ice. 704 00:26:51,984 --> 00:26:53,951 Okay, give it short bursts of gas. 705 00:26:53,952 --> 00:26:56,453 Don't floor it. 706 00:26:56,455 --> 00:26:58,855 (engine revving) 707 00:27:00,259 --> 00:27:01,291 Elevator up. 708 00:27:01,294 --> 00:27:02,792 (gasps) 709 00:27:02,795 --> 00:27:04,729 PAIGE: You guys okay? 710 00:27:04,730 --> 00:27:06,730 Wait. Uh, wait, hold on, hold on. 711 00:27:06,732 --> 00:27:08,798 I-I lost my-my wedding ring. 712 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:09,901 It must have come off when 713 00:27:09,903 --> 00:27:11,102 I was clawing up against this ice. 714 00:27:11,104 --> 00:27:12,369 Paige, do not stop. 715 00:27:13,373 --> 00:27:15,806 Sly, it is a Band-Aid. I will get you another. 716 00:27:15,807 --> 00:27:18,808 It had remnants of my original wedding band. 717 00:27:18,810 --> 00:27:20,211 It's sacred. 718 00:27:21,780 --> 00:27:23,881 HAPPY: Paige, keep going. 719 00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:37,161 What if you lower me down for just a second? 720 00:27:37,163 --> 00:27:38,395 I know I can find it. 721 00:27:38,397 --> 00:27:39,864 That cave is full of poison gas. 722 00:27:39,865 --> 00:27:41,898 I don't care. I need that ring! 723 00:27:45,837 --> 00:27:48,172 What the heck? Happy?! 724 00:27:49,174 --> 00:27:51,608 Happy! Happy! 725 00:27:51,611 --> 00:27:52,710 (grunts) 726 00:27:53,578 --> 00:27:55,011 Happy. 727 00:27:55,013 --> 00:27:57,013 (groans) 728 00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:03,688 I slipped off. 729 00:28:03,690 --> 00:28:07,525 Sorry, Pal, not going back in. 730 00:28:14,701 --> 00:28:16,067 Change into those ASAP. 731 00:28:16,068 --> 00:28:17,601 Hate to rush you, but we still got to 732 00:28:17,603 --> 00:28:18,868 get the bacteria to the crevice. 733 00:28:18,871 --> 00:28:20,604 (door closes) 734 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,342 Let's move that wet jacket. 735 00:28:29,682 --> 00:28:32,916 I, um... 736 00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:34,384 guess I owe you a thanks. 737 00:28:34,386 --> 00:28:36,586 It's the least I could do. 738 00:28:36,588 --> 00:28:37,887 No, no, the least you could have done 739 00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:40,290 was let me drown in the Barents Sea. 740 00:28:40,292 --> 00:28:43,426 That's exactly the behavior of the old Collins, 741 00:28:43,429 --> 00:28:45,528 not the man you see in front of you now. 742 00:28:45,530 --> 00:28:47,964 You were telling the truth. 743 00:28:47,967 --> 00:28:50,267 Or you're a sociopath who knows how to 744 00:28:50,269 --> 00:28:51,935 circumvent my brilliant eye. 745 00:28:53,172 --> 00:28:55,105 The bacteria's loaded. 746 00:28:55,107 --> 00:28:56,941 Buckle up. 747 00:28:56,942 --> 00:28:58,275 (engine starts) 748 00:28:58,277 --> 00:29:00,577 (hands rubbing together) 749 00:29:04,349 --> 00:29:05,849 HAPPY: Okay, we are married for ten minutes, 750 00:29:05,852 --> 00:29:07,518 and you're already being dumb. 751 00:29:07,519 --> 00:29:10,587 I didn't actually want to go in the water. 752 00:29:10,589 --> 00:29:12,655 Oh, I love you, too. 753 00:29:12,657 --> 00:29:13,590 (door opens) 754 00:29:13,593 --> 00:29:15,526 (Collins groans) 755 00:29:15,528 --> 00:29:17,627 Whoa, whoa. Am I about to be struck? 756 00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:20,030 Quick reminder, he's the one who actually saved me. 757 00:29:20,032 --> 00:29:22,165 He is also the one who put you in danger. 758 00:29:22,167 --> 00:29:23,366 Accidentally. 759 00:29:23,368 --> 00:29:25,301 Sweetums, you're breaking the “A” of PANNS. 760 00:29:25,304 --> 00:29:28,506 “Always strive to be in a positive state of mind”" 761 00:29:28,508 --> 00:29:31,608 Come on, don't let Collins challenge our marital creed. 762 00:29:33,112 --> 00:29:34,444 It was an accident, kiddo. I was there. 763 00:29:34,447 --> 00:29:38,615 (whispers): I'm not buying this “new you” bit. 764 00:29:40,286 --> 00:29:44,020 God, she is terrifying. 765 00:29:44,022 --> 00:29:45,221 We're constructing gas masks out of 766 00:29:45,223 --> 00:29:47,258 the air filtration system from the vehicle 767 00:29:47,259 --> 00:29:49,192 so you and Cabe can descend down to the crevasse 768 00:29:49,194 --> 00:29:51,095 and inject the bacteria into the methane bubble 769 00:29:51,096 --> 00:29:52,195 and neutralize it. 770 00:29:52,198 --> 00:29:53,864 Make those masks sturdy. 771 00:29:53,865 --> 00:29:56,166 We can't be saving the world from a bug takeover 772 00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:57,535 debating Fruity Moons. 773 00:29:57,537 --> 00:29:58,701 Okay, I'll start working on mine. 774 00:29:58,703 --> 00:29:59,936 Cabe, can you pop the hood? 775 00:29:59,939 --> 00:30:00,971 And, Happy, Sly, 776 00:30:00,972 --> 00:30:02,772 finish on Cabe's. 777 00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:12,316 Can you hold this? 778 00:30:15,654 --> 00:30:19,522 Hmm, you seem... thoughtful. 779 00:30:19,525 --> 00:30:20,891 Your “hysterical bride” comment, 780 00:30:20,893 --> 00:30:22,492 insinuating that I was not doing my job 781 00:30:22,494 --> 00:30:25,596 by failing to keep Happy's genius psyche in balance? 782 00:30:25,597 --> 00:30:30,867 Uh, you're upset because I critiqued your job performance? 783 00:30:30,869 --> 00:30:33,537 Are you asking as my boyfriend or as a team member? 784 00:30:33,538 --> 00:30:34,872 Team member. 785 00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:38,541 Um, this boyfriend/girlfriend thing, i-it's a blurred line, 786 00:30:38,544 --> 00:30:39,742 to say the least. 787 00:30:39,744 --> 00:30:41,244 I-I just... I never anticipated 788 00:30:41,247 --> 00:30:43,480 these types of problems would continue 789 00:30:43,482 --> 00:30:45,482 after we got together. 790 00:30:45,484 --> 00:30:47,984 I just think that we should... 791 00:30:47,987 --> 00:30:50,253 be aware of potential pitfalls, 792 00:30:50,256 --> 00:30:52,655 just so that we can continue to, you know, 793 00:30:52,657 --> 00:30:55,526 be... together. 794 00:30:55,528 --> 00:30:59,797 That is very EQ of you, Walter, 795 00:30:59,798 --> 00:31:02,766 and I agree. 796 00:31:02,768 --> 00:31:03,901 Okay. 797 00:31:03,903 --> 00:31:05,970 Okay. HAPPY: O'Brien. 798 00:31:05,971 --> 00:31:08,105 Quit your yacking and get those filters ready. 799 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:12,910 What are you looking at? 800 00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:14,644 Just an incredible woman. 801 00:31:16,182 --> 00:31:19,616 I just wanted to congratulate you. 802 00:31:19,618 --> 00:31:21,818 Walter O'Brien three years ago 803 00:31:21,820 --> 00:31:24,221 versus Walter O'Brien now? 804 00:31:24,222 --> 00:31:25,455 It's like night and day. 805 00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:28,125 Not that you don't still have a long way to go, 806 00:31:28,126 --> 00:31:30,426 but still, kudos. 807 00:31:30,429 --> 00:31:32,829 Are you done, Mark? No. 808 00:31:32,832 --> 00:31:34,030 But I'll conclude. 809 00:31:34,032 --> 00:31:36,634 Speaking as one of his oldest friends, 810 00:31:36,635 --> 00:31:39,737 Walter is like the fermented fish 811 00:31:39,739 --> 00:31:41,438 that he eats so obsessively. 812 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,473 He's a... acquired taste 813 00:31:43,476 --> 00:31:45,108 that most people never fully acquire, 814 00:31:45,111 --> 00:31:46,242 unless you're a harp seal, which... 815 00:31:46,244 --> 00:31:47,845 (laughs) 816 00:31:47,846 --> 00:31:51,414 Anyway, you can discuss 817 00:31:51,416 --> 00:31:55,986 the emotional divisions ad nauseam. 818 00:31:55,988 --> 00:31:58,122 Are you a team member, 819 00:31:58,124 --> 00:32:00,723 or are you his girlfriend? You were listening? 820 00:32:00,726 --> 00:32:02,092 Well, it's a small tundra. 821 00:32:02,094 --> 00:32:05,695 My point is, at the end of the day, 822 00:32:05,698 --> 00:32:07,798 there is no end of the day. 823 00:32:07,799 --> 00:32:09,500 Whereas you used to be able to escape 824 00:32:09,501 --> 00:32:12,936 the constantly cerebral with the occasional baseball player 825 00:32:12,939 --> 00:32:17,708 or Navy SEAL, now it's just... 826 00:32:17,710 --> 00:32:21,377 fermented fish with every meal... 827 00:32:21,380 --> 00:32:22,846 forever. 828 00:32:24,683 --> 00:32:25,982 I'm sorry. 829 00:32:25,984 --> 00:32:27,617 Am I being negative? 830 00:32:27,619 --> 00:32:29,886 'Cause I-I don't mean to be negative. 831 00:32:29,888 --> 00:32:32,021 It's just that, well, 832 00:32:32,023 --> 00:32:35,792 I see you guys and I'm worried about you. 833 00:32:35,795 --> 00:32:38,061 (rumbling) 834 00:32:39,265 --> 00:32:41,898 Aftershock. Brace yourselves! 835 00:32:42,768 --> 00:32:44,535 The gas generator. 836 00:32:44,537 --> 00:32:46,069 If it falls into the crevasse 837 00:32:46,072 --> 00:32:48,231 and ruptures near one of the methane leaks, it could... 838 00:32:48,941 --> 00:32:50,641 Duck! 839 00:32:53,645 --> 00:32:55,412 Oh, this is bad. 840 00:32:57,215 --> 00:32:59,782 Aah! 841 00:33:01,653 --> 00:33:02,786 It could've been worse. 842 00:33:02,788 --> 00:33:04,387 Almost lost a gooty. 843 00:33:16,470 --> 00:33:18,135 HAPPY: Aah, this is very bad. 844 00:33:18,137 --> 00:33:20,005 Every single gust of wind pushes the fire 845 00:33:20,007 --> 00:33:21,405 back down into the methane pocket. 846 00:33:21,407 --> 00:33:24,241 It'll produce an explosion equivalent to an atomic bomb. 847 00:33:24,243 --> 00:33:26,978 That's us dead, along with half of Northern Norway. 848 00:33:26,980 --> 00:33:29,580 Not gonna happen. Walter? 849 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:31,016 Fire. 850 00:33:31,018 --> 00:33:32,049 We need fire. 851 00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:33,050 I think we have too much of that. 852 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:34,385 WALTER: No, we need to harness it 853 00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:36,153 so we can direct it to where we want, 854 00:33:36,155 --> 00:33:37,721 like the interior ice wall of the crevasse. 855 00:33:37,723 --> 00:33:39,223 Melt the wall. 856 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:41,726 Water flows down into the hole, dowses the flame. 857 00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:43,662 Killing the flame is great, but if you blow out an oven burner, 858 00:33:43,663 --> 00:33:45,463 it doesn't mean gas isn't still escaping. 859 00:33:45,465 --> 00:33:47,432 We're gonna avoid imminent explosion, 860 00:33:47,433 --> 00:33:48,834 but there's still gonna be methane 861 00:33:48,836 --> 00:33:50,000 pouring into the atmosphere. 862 00:33:50,002 --> 00:33:51,169 We'll tackle that when we're not in danger 863 00:33:51,171 --> 00:33:52,369 of being disintegrated. 864 00:33:53,339 --> 00:33:54,772 Oh, oh, oh! 865 00:33:54,775 --> 00:33:56,842 The Arctic vehicle. It's military surplus. 866 00:33:56,844 --> 00:33:59,277 It has an armored undercarriage. 867 00:33:59,278 --> 00:34:00,744 Pitch the Arctic truck into the crevasse, 868 00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:03,414 so it sits over the flame, redirects it around the sides, 869 00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:04,749 right into the crevasse wall. 870 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:06,351 Leaving one little issue. 871 00:34:06,353 --> 00:34:07,786 Someone's got to go the driving. 872 00:34:07,788 --> 00:34:09,054 At exactly the right speed and angle 873 00:34:09,056 --> 00:34:10,989 to pitch the truck into the crevasse so it sticks. 874 00:34:10,990 --> 00:34:12,257 SYLVESTER: Miss by a hair 875 00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:13,992 and it topples into the flames. 876 00:34:13,994 --> 00:34:15,226 I'm on the numbers. 877 00:34:15,228 --> 00:34:16,927 This sounds like a suicide mission. 878 00:34:16,929 --> 00:34:19,396 Not if Cabe rolls out the driver side door 879 00:34:19,398 --> 00:34:21,532 just before the crevasse. Thanks for the nomination. 880 00:34:21,534 --> 00:34:22,867 Believe in you, man. 881 00:34:22,869 --> 00:34:24,503 No, the doc's right. 882 00:34:24,505 --> 00:34:27,304 I know how to ditch a car at 30 miles an hour. 883 00:34:27,306 --> 00:34:30,474 Uh, you're gonna have to go 45. 884 00:34:30,476 --> 00:34:33,311 Okay, guys, let's get to work. 885 00:34:35,481 --> 00:34:37,315 (grunts) 886 00:34:37,317 --> 00:34:38,617 Careful. 887 00:34:38,619 --> 00:34:40,152 Yeah, I got it. 888 00:34:45,224 --> 00:34:47,525 Okay, we got it. 20% pitch 889 00:34:47,527 --> 00:34:49,628 at 45 miles an hour, which means you need 890 00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:51,028 to get up to 46 when you ditch out 891 00:34:51,030 --> 00:34:53,030 and the ditch-out spot needs to be precise. 892 00:34:53,032 --> 00:34:55,233 All right, so mark the ice. Place a stake in it. 893 00:34:55,235 --> 00:34:57,034 Too big a window as to when you're gonna hit 894 00:34:57,036 --> 00:34:59,103 45 miles an hour because of the icy terrain. 895 00:34:59,106 --> 00:35:00,572 The exact moment of ditch 896 00:35:00,574 --> 00:35:03,375 is going to have to be calculated on the fly. 897 00:35:03,376 --> 00:35:04,809 So, somebody that knows the numbers 898 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,443 is gonna have to ride with me. 899 00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:12,650 I know the numbers. 900 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:15,219 Also, if Cabe drives off, 901 00:35:15,222 --> 00:35:16,487 you're gonna be writhing on the ground 902 00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:18,023 with more juice in you than Con Ed. 903 00:35:18,025 --> 00:35:20,925 That also factored into my decision. 904 00:35:20,927 --> 00:35:23,195 Settled. 905 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,967 Collins is shotgun. 906 00:35:28,969 --> 00:35:31,603 (door opens) 907 00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:40,177 WALTER: The numbers should work. 908 00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:42,047 We accounted for the many potential variables. 909 00:35:42,048 --> 00:35:45,182 Solid odds for a successful outcome. 910 00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:46,483 You can do this. 911 00:35:46,485 --> 00:35:47,751 Get out of there safely, okay? 912 00:35:47,753 --> 00:35:49,954 All right. Thank you. 913 00:35:49,956 --> 00:35:51,922 Watch the wheel pulling left, old man. 914 00:35:51,925 --> 00:35:53,824 CABE: Oh, right. Thanks. 915 00:35:53,827 --> 00:35:56,695 - Cabe, I know you can do this. - All right, buddy. 916 00:35:56,697 --> 00:35:58,929 You guys do know that I'm going with him, right? 917 00:35:58,931 --> 00:36:01,132 Yup. 918 00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:06,003 (engine starts) 919 00:36:07,507 --> 00:36:09,007 Hold on to your beard! 920 00:36:12,980 --> 00:36:14,246 COLLINS: Hey. 921 00:36:14,248 --> 00:36:15,847 Angle it three degrees 922 00:36:15,849 --> 00:36:17,414 to your left. 923 00:36:17,416 --> 00:36:19,117 Almost there. 924 00:36:19,119 --> 00:36:20,418 Hold your position. 925 00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:22,954 I hit 46 miles an hour! 926 00:36:22,956 --> 00:36:26,056 We ditch in three, two, one! 927 00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:27,626 Go! 928 00:36:27,628 --> 00:36:28,693 My cuff is caught! 929 00:36:28,695 --> 00:36:30,394 No! Wait! 930 00:36:34,034 --> 00:36:35,467 Collins isn't jumping. 931 00:36:36,802 --> 00:36:38,436 Jump, you lunatic! 932 00:36:41,041 --> 00:36:42,606 (van crashes) 933 00:36:43,976 --> 00:36:45,943 (electrical buzzing) 934 00:36:49,081 --> 00:36:50,581 (buzzing continues) 935 00:37:02,128 --> 00:37:04,728 I can't believe I'm saying this. 936 00:37:04,731 --> 00:37:07,465 We have to save Mark Collins. 937 00:37:20,507 --> 00:37:23,141 Less than 30 seconds before Collins is cooked alive. 938 00:37:23,143 --> 00:37:24,342 All those volts going through him, 939 00:37:24,344 --> 00:37:25,510 he can't even attempt to climb out! 940 00:37:25,512 --> 00:37:28,112 Grab the grappling rope and throw it down to me. 941 00:37:28,114 --> 00:37:30,047 Down? Where are you going? 942 00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,621 (grunts) 943 00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:45,429 Come on! Move out! Let's go! 944 00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:48,065 Hurry! The crevasse wall is melting! 945 00:37:48,068 --> 00:37:49,367 (rumbling) 946 00:37:49,369 --> 00:37:50,702 That truck is gonna fall. 947 00:37:50,704 --> 00:37:52,637 (metal groaning) Get your foot in there. 948 00:37:52,639 --> 00:37:55,306 Okay. Pull! 949 00:37:59,045 --> 00:38:00,577 (shouts) 950 00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:02,780 (crashing) 951 00:38:08,722 --> 00:38:11,422 (grunting) 952 00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:15,025 (grunts) 953 00:38:15,027 --> 00:38:17,929 (pants) 954 00:38:17,931 --> 00:38:20,798 You still amped to be a part of the team? 955 00:38:22,668 --> 00:38:25,269 (laughs) 956 00:38:31,978 --> 00:38:34,112 Keeping an eye on that guy. 957 00:38:34,114 --> 00:38:35,646 He's a bore worm. 958 00:38:35,648 --> 00:38:37,882 He burrowed into us, into PANNS. 959 00:38:37,884 --> 00:38:39,884 Now I think he's messing with Walt and Paige. 960 00:38:39,885 --> 00:38:41,820 We should've known he'd play games. 961 00:38:41,822 --> 00:38:43,188 We should've protected PANNS. 962 00:38:43,190 --> 00:38:44,389 I know, right? 963 00:38:44,391 --> 00:38:45,989 That is the new wave of marital stability. 964 00:38:45,992 --> 00:38:47,891 It's an unbreakable contract and bond. 965 00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:50,362 Well, the ketubah's been around for a thousand years. 966 00:38:50,364 --> 00:38:53,130 Happy, that's a PANNS violation right there. 967 00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:56,534 CABE: Thank you, sir. 968 00:38:56,536 --> 00:38:58,936 That was Director Carson. 969 00:38:58,938 --> 00:39:00,871 I downloaded him on our current situation. 970 00:39:00,873 --> 00:39:02,039 A new drill 971 00:39:02,041 --> 00:39:03,141 is coming in 972 00:39:03,143 --> 00:39:04,541 from the Gulf of Mexico in 36 hours. 973 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:05,876 That would suffice. 974 00:39:05,878 --> 00:39:07,411 The collapse of the crevasse 975 00:39:07,414 --> 00:39:09,114 significantly slowed down the methane release. 976 00:39:09,115 --> 00:39:11,548 It's probably a week till we're back in the red zone 977 00:39:11,550 --> 00:39:14,052 and we should have all the necessary chemicals and bacteria 978 00:39:14,054 --> 00:39:15,519 pumped in well before then. 979 00:39:15,521 --> 00:39:16,987 There's no “we.” Them. 980 00:39:16,989 --> 00:39:20,525 Carson has a military transport waiting at Thule. 981 00:39:20,527 --> 00:39:23,527 He wants wheels up within the hour with you and me on it. 982 00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:25,230 I'm taking you back to lockup. 983 00:39:25,231 --> 00:39:26,965 Team's gonna stick around for the next day or so 984 00:39:26,967 --> 00:39:28,266 and wrap things up without us. 985 00:39:28,268 --> 00:39:30,501 Course. 986 00:39:30,503 --> 00:39:33,438 You may be a crazy man... 987 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,240 but what I saw today showed a lot of guts. 988 00:39:36,242 --> 00:39:37,909 Hey. 989 00:39:37,911 --> 00:39:40,010 Don't go too far. 990 00:39:40,012 --> 00:39:42,447 Been lit up like Liberace's Christmas tree 991 00:39:42,449 --> 00:39:44,014 one too many times today. 992 00:39:44,016 --> 00:39:46,251 (chuckles) 993 00:39:46,253 --> 00:39:48,186 Well... 994 00:39:48,188 --> 00:39:51,755 it appears I'll be going back to my federal accommodations. 995 00:39:53,126 --> 00:39:55,659 You guys might not believe that I've changed. 996 00:39:55,661 --> 00:39:57,628 Y-You don't have to. 997 00:39:57,630 --> 00:40:00,431 But what is important is that you know 998 00:40:00,434 --> 00:40:02,099 that I care very deeply about you two. 999 00:40:02,101 --> 00:40:03,668 And it was in that spirit 1000 00:40:03,670 --> 00:40:05,936 that I shared the observations that I did 1001 00:40:05,938 --> 00:40:07,105 about your relationship. 1002 00:40:07,106 --> 00:40:10,141 I may have overstepped, 1003 00:40:10,143 --> 00:40:13,077 but I don't want you to feel like I was pouring cold water 1004 00:40:13,079 --> 00:40:16,213 on a beautiful, new flame. 1005 00:40:18,518 --> 00:40:19,983 You couldn't if you tried. 1006 00:40:19,985 --> 00:40:22,487 COLLINS: That's the spirit. 1007 00:40:22,489 --> 00:40:25,389 But if there is any ill feeling... 1008 00:40:25,391 --> 00:40:27,791 I apologize. 1009 00:40:27,793 --> 00:40:29,760 I'm not used to trying 1010 00:40:29,762 --> 00:40:33,398 to be... human. 1011 00:40:35,235 --> 00:40:36,967 Mark. 1012 00:40:36,969 --> 00:40:39,771 Walter. 1013 00:40:39,773 --> 00:40:41,472 Miss Paige. 1014 00:40:46,012 --> 00:40:49,047 So, he talked to you, too, huh? 1015 00:40:49,048 --> 00:40:50,347 WALTER: He did. 1016 00:40:50,349 --> 00:40:53,050 But he predicted an extinction event for Earth 1017 00:40:53,052 --> 00:40:54,251 and we stopped it, so... 1018 00:40:54,253 --> 00:40:56,487 perhaps we can 1019 00:40:56,489 --> 00:41:01,125 stop our own extinction event. 1020 00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:04,295 Perhaps. 1021 00:41:04,297 --> 00:41:08,833 Perhaps we're too inherently different. 1022 00:41:10,603 --> 00:41:11,668 I'm not saying he's right. 1023 00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:13,737 I'm just, I'm saying... 1024 00:41:13,739 --> 00:41:15,974 he is one of the six smartest people alive. 1025 00:41:15,976 --> 00:41:17,942 He could have a point. 1026 00:41:19,746 --> 00:41:22,646 Or maybe he's just... 1027 00:41:22,648 --> 00:41:25,016 being a jerk and messing with... I don't know. 1028 00:41:25,018 --> 00:41:28,385 Well, I'm one of the five smartest people in the world 1029 00:41:28,387 --> 00:41:29,686 and I do know. 1030 00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:31,889 Not to repeat myself, but if we can stop 1031 00:41:31,891 --> 00:41:35,559 tons of methane in its tracks, then... 1032 00:41:35,561 --> 00:41:38,730 we can make this work. 1033 00:41:42,034 --> 00:41:43,400 You really feel that way? 1034 00:41:43,402 --> 00:41:45,503 Oh, the truth is, I feel like... 1035 00:41:48,108 --> 00:41:50,141 ♪ I feel like sun is shining ♪ 1036 00:41:50,143 --> 00:41:53,143 ♪ And the birds are singing. ♪ 1037 00:41:54,481 --> 00:41:56,481 Sly, come on. Sing about being squeamish 1038 00:41:56,483 --> 00:41:59,550 and cleanliness. Uh, no. 1039 00:42:01,387 --> 00:42:02,887 Walter. 1040 00:42:04,090 --> 00:42:07,458 He's jumping for joy. What a dope. 1041 00:42:08,228 --> 00:42:10,994 You have such beautiful eyes. 1042 00:42:10,996 --> 00:42:12,362 What's wrong with you two? 1043 00:42:12,364 --> 00:42:14,599 I'm feeling light-headed. 1044 00:42:14,601 --> 00:42:15,632 Oh, man. 1045 00:42:15,635 --> 00:42:18,068 Okay, shake off the cobwebs, guys. 1046 00:42:19,005 --> 00:42:20,505 Uh... 1047 00:42:24,376 --> 00:42:26,878 Methane geysers, hundreds of them. 1048 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,646 Must've opened in the last aftershock. 1049 00:42:28,648 --> 00:42:30,547 Guess we didn't stop the methane in its tracks. 1050 00:42:30,550 --> 00:42:32,215 We don't have a week to plug up these holes. 1051 00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:34,184 This will start warming the Earth's atmosphere 1052 00:42:34,186 --> 00:42:35,353 within hours and then... 1053 00:42:35,355 --> 00:42:37,422 Mass extinction. 1054 00:42:41,393 --> 00:42:45,679 ♪ Not good. ♪ 1055 00:42:45,778 --> 00:42:52,679 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 74424

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