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Y-Slipper, only one winner, 3 lines of 7
3 rounds for No. 4, four rounds for No.5 8 rounds for No. 3, each 10, 000 yen
Y-Slipper!
Hello?
It's me, Xue'er
Why are you still calling me?
I told you I've decided to be a monk
where are you now?
Where?
Stop asking such earthly questions
Go to hell!
If going to hell could solve all the probems, then there's no way for me to be a monk
Asshole!
The same to you
Siemens Co. 304 copy board
it's revised, infrared ray on the above
fuse on the right... let's take the left side
Y-Slipper, I want to put more chips
placement, 3 rounds for No. 4, 4 rounds for No. 5, 8 rounds for No. 3, each 10,000 yen
recently, I realized one philosophy of life
That is to trade ' infinity' with ' finite'
In this world, girls are infinite, but our energy is finite
Use 'finite energy' to date' infinte girls' you will lose
So I decided not to date girls at random
but to concentrate on one rich girl
There's one best way to be a millionaire
marry a millionaire thats a girl!
Yes!
You agree
pass it
pass it?
One more
more?
More! More!
More!...
more more more...
more... - no more, no more...
Iost by Hair
- Congratulations -Damn you!
Done
Why did it take so long?
Not too much
It hurts...
Mrs. Li, don't be too nervous
How do you deliver a child with your legs crossed?
Relax... separate your legs, be quick! Please...
What are you doing?
Do you know English?
This is stomach medicine, its 89 yen a bottle
You always pick up the cheap ones
This is called Taisu, for chemotherapy 8000 yen for one
Steal the valuable stuff, leave the cheap ones alone
It's coming out, It's coming out!
Push! Push!
Great! It's here!
Mrs. Li, it's a boy
Landlord, finished. We're coming down.
Yes, building B
B for Barcelona?
B for Boy
Youre smart. So we meet at the Boy building?
B for Boy
Relax
I look like a pregnant woman
You look like Quasi modo, how can I relax?
Sir... excuse me...
No excuse!
Why cant people with a humpback and big belly work as doctors?!
Do you discriminate against the handicaps?
Control centre
Hello, Doctor Xu
Two suspicious people are coming out of the medicine room
There's an emergency?
Run!
Let's go different ways!
- Don't get caught! - If you're caught, don't mention my name!
- What's the problem with you? Go Now! - Sorry, I'm so sorry...
No. 3
Sorry
I should have bet on No. 9!
Daddy
Calm down, don't be so sad
Please stay! Father...
Sorry
Why... why...
Who are you?
What... What is his family name?
Chen
Sorry... I made a mistake
Excuse me
sorry
Doctor
Congratulations, Mrs. Li
It's so cute, chubby and pinky 6.5 pounds
Give it to me
Take it, it' s adorable
How about my daughter?
She is fine.
It didn't last long.
See, she is here
Min
Are you 0k? You're a great mother
See how cute it is
Does it hurt much?
Have a good rest!
Doctor Li, you may take it to the...
Dont go! Min!
They went to the third floor.
Let's go!
Jian bang
Do you still remember your promise?
You said...
let' s go to Alaska together
and get married at a white church.
Let's go now.
Marry me
I've been married to Kelvin
Give the baby back to me.
You are not...
I'm telling you, we can't get along well
Give the baby back to me!
I will do better!
No matter what, I'm taking you with me.
Hey, bro.
The last round
Dont bet on No. 9, bet on No. 6
No. 6?
Isn't this mine?
Get away! Get away...
Jianbang
Jianbang...
Min, don't be afraid!
Get off her!
No! I want my Min!
Leave her alone!
My baby... - Are you 0k?
I want my baby back...
Min!
0ver there! Stop him!
Hurry! Stop him!
Don't come near!
Relax
- Don't come near! - Don't be stupid!
Don' t approach me!
Jianbang, what do you want?!
You take Min away, now you want my son!
Do you see me as your brother?
Give the baby back to me! - No way! No!
Jianbang, please calm down!
Calm down, don't act like this!
Min! Please come with me!
Let's raise the child together!
You're crazy! Give the baby back to me!
Come with me! Stop crying!
You're noisy!
Don't come near me!
What're you doing?
Baby
Let's sneak out of here now!
My son!
Take care!
Heart beats 80 Take care!
Heart beats 80
Heart beats 80 baby!
Take care of her!
Help him!
Save the baby!
Take care!
Save the baby!
Be careful!
Baby...
How is he?
Pull me back
Don't worry, he is safe now.
Cool
Well done!
Thank you
All the drugs are gone! I told you not to steal the drugs!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Whose 3,000 yen?
Mine!
What's the horse power?
This is a toy for children.
What children? I'm asking you about its horsepower!
Er...
Children...
Why are you frightend? Boy, I'm just kidding.
Actually I like this car.
I want to make an order.
Ready!
Go!
If you can identify the placement of hair
you can pick whatever locks!
Hair? It seems impossible...
To get rich? With so little money!
Look!
Mommy! Superman!
Uncle Seven, top grade abalone each one is worth 10,000 yen
there're more than 100
This is ok
3 side! 3 side!
Banker 7 points, Banker wins
How much?
8, 3800 yen
It should be enough. Save the change.
Why don't you use a credit card?
That's just the tip.
Credit card.
See if there is anything you like. Wait for me at the front gate.
0kay -fine
Sir, this is a discount card for sushi restaurant
I know that
Have them packed.
Take them and go
What are you doing?!
You want to mess it up?
Don't gamble if you can't take the risk of losing. - Right
Remember to pay me back or I will kick your ass
I will pay you back in a minute.
Honey, Why do you always put the money in the refrigerator
why?
This is a safe-deposit. You can't remember?
Dear, our son has been dead for a long time
Stop doing this, ok?
This necklace is really beautiful.
But I've ordeed another one which is even more beautiful. Its worth more than one million
It will arrive in a few days.
Madam, please try this
This tissue has newly entered the market It has different fragrance...
Please have a try.
Y-shapped Slipper, pay back my money! Don't go!
Hey! Bro. I'm back
I always enjoy chatting with you
Cause I have nothing to talk about with the boys
They just want to fight. See?
Do you know why I prefer to borrow money from you?
Because you're kind hearted
and you have a conscience
Am I right? Right?!
And, you have wisdom
I owe you 100,000 yen I will pay you back in 100 shares.
Every time I give you 1000 yen, 0k?
0K!
I hate people that talk too much
You think I'm a moron?
Stay away
Bro. Bap i, I'm just joking.
Is this funny?
Stay away, or I will jump!
Jump
Are... are you for sure?
Jump!
You don't want to be a murderer, right?
I don't. But you ask for it.
Get the camera to take a picture.
0kay, Boss
If I m dead, no one will pay your money back.
It's no good for neither of us, right?
No good? I don't think so
Cause recently, people always try to escape their debt
You could be a lesson to them.
Jump
Please don't, Bro. Bap I
You don' t want to jump?
No? No jump...
No jump? No jump...
How do you know what I'm thinking about?
I'm 0k!
Come down to catch me!
Come down?
I help you to go down!
Y-Slipper! You can't run away from me!
What are you doing?
Air-conditioner reparing
Nothing... please back in.
Boss, the cops are coming
Cops?
Let's go
Y-slipper
Mo Shidi? What a coincidence! I didn't notice you.
Always the same old words.
Why didn't you come to the classmates meeting yesterday?
Classmates meeting?
No one told me that. - No?
No
Primary school or Middleschool?
Primary school
Do it your self
You don't have to treat your classmate like this.
Just play mah-jong. You don't have to jump down like this.
This time, I did a 80-million bussiness deal.
You're even better than my father.
I'm no competitor of your father
Your father is among the top 10 Assian Tycoons
If I'm half the man as your father, I will be satisfied.
My father will surely like you
I will lilke your father as well
and you!
Am I making progress in English?
I want to fetch a cigar in the car. To celebrate.
Help yourself.
Baiyan
Let me have a look
Stand still! Stand still...
What's the problem with...
What's the problem with you?
Why did you dress like this? Don't you know that it's an upper class club here?
Be smarter, 0k? You don't have to dress like this to track me
I want a divorce!
I am working
0f course, I know. You don't dress like this for fun.
Sis said she saw you here. So I came...
You... I saw a woman inside the house...
0f course that is a woman!
Woman can also do business!
Who said all bosses are men?!
You don't trust me at all. Divorce!
You haven't been home for months... I miss you.
Miss me?
If I didn't marry you at 18 out of ignorance
I would not become like this
I can't even breathe.
Don't waste anymore time. I want a divorce!
I'm sorry.
Sorry? You don't have to say sorry to me.
You should be sorry for yourself.
Please, study more.
If you have learned more, you would not have to have had worked like this.
You don't have to dress like this!
Do you know what i s the most important thing for a couple to get a long?
Trust
Space
Now I can't even breathe!
Divorce!
But how? I'm pregnant.
What!
What?
I'm having a baby.
How could it be? When did I see you last?
You were drunk that night, and you didn't use a condom...
Are you moral?!
You knew I didn' t use it, you should have push me away
I know nothing about contraception. ...I don't know it at all!
You're an Asshole!
You know, about children...
I don't really like them. If there' s a child...
he will get between us. It's too bad.
Are you... are you sure
it's 3 months, right?
Well, find a place to have an abortion as soon as possible.
3 months. You can't wait!
I love you
Hurry, don't waste time.
It's midnight, how can you go to a hospital like this?
Catch a bus!
Go inside.
Tell me, where is Y-Slipper?
He is dead!
Relax, it's good for your health.
The same old rule
spill some paint, take a few pictur es
Have the door and windows closed, while having meals. See?
Don't be angry. Be healthy.
Sorry
Y-Slipper -Why do you call him?
Y-Slipper, you come to see your father? - Yeah!
Don't say anything to him. It's a disgrace.
Sorry, we are working. Do some painting.
Hurry... hurry...
It's my business. Don't mess up my families.
You've been away. I don't know where you live...
I can only come here to look for you.
What are you doing?
Hold it.
I will pay you back as soon as I get money.
If you mess up with my familiy again, you will not be this lucky. Understand?
Pull him up.
So many people here.
Everybody is here.
Twin sisters
Ting is taller, come here
Uncle has bought you lots of presents.
All these are yours. Choose whatever you like.
Also have this.
This is for sister four.
This for... sister three, your healthy pillow
your central heating
Dad, this is for you
I know you have some problems with your waist. Electric Massage Machine
Why did you come back?
Aren't you dead?
You don't have to say words like this.
Your an asshole! Look at you...
Are you like this when you were born?
Why have you become such a bastard?
I asked you to study harder
so one day you can be a doctor, or a lawyer
I even beg the principal to send you to a better school
I don' t under stand why you are so busted!
Am I not your son if I'm not a lawyer?
I also want to be a lawyer, an engineer, or a doctor
I even want to be the president, but how can I?
Your mother and I worked like hell to save all the money
for you to go to school!
I did go to school, only I wasn't good at studying
Don't be so stubborn
stubborn?
Am I no good? What's the problem with me?
What... What are you good for?
What do you do now?
Gambling!
I'm doing business. I'm a businessman.
Business? What business?
All the illegal stuff
pretend to be a boss?
To cheat? To steal?
You sent me to a famous school when I was a child so I could make money when I was older
Big brother, cut it out
So now I'm making money,
I've bought back all your stuff you need
What did I do wrong? I earned them all.
You think you're a wonderful man?
I want you to earn money with your conscience!
What did I do wrong?
What... What did I do wrong?
You tell me!
I'm wondering how did you get all these things
by stealing, cheanting, or robbery!
Take them away! Get out!
Get out! Go...
father...
don't forget this
Go!
Go! Brother, hurry!
You are not my son from now on!
You're not my son!
No one wants to see you youre a bastard!
"Y-Splipper, pay back the money"
Honey!
Honey, what are you doing?
Is... this our bedroom?
Yes, it's our bedroom
This is our bedroom?
Yes, it is our bedroom
My safe-deposit is cracked
what?
My safe-deposit is cracked!
Assholes! They cracked my safe-deposit
It doesn't matter, honey
At least our baby is fine.
I will have a quick pack.
How dare you! Asshole!
Landlord
Uncle Seven, what' up?
I heard you want to retire. You've earned enough money?
Now there's a big deal, do you want to take it?
Who said I wanted to retire! I will take whatever deal now!
Y-slipper, there's a gambling party.
2200, the same place
If you can't afford it, then don' t pretend to buy it
Why are you so angry?
Bro. Xiong, take the money to buy some drinks.
- I've done this for several times. - It's not a big deal
That's ok, take it
No
Don't be so serious.
No!
Shorty, you bastard
If you really like dragging cars, do it for a living
Be careful not to have a son even shorter than you!
Tong, My refrigerator was cracked by you, right?
Did you call Y-slipper, what's the time now?!
Now there's a big deal, that I feel a little uncertain.
I think... we should...
What's wrong with you?
Why do you always wear white clothes when you're splashed with oil paint?
Cool?
Did you crack my refrigerator?
They splashed paint on me, why did you get so angry?
Those two bastards are now in the hospital
What's the deal?
Big deal - Do it!
But I feel uncertain
No craps. I will what ever job.
It' s complicated. There're 7 million.
Although there're 7 million...
what?
7 million - yeah, 7 million...
7 million for what?
But... it' s complicated...
I will take the job!
Drive! Hurry! Drive...
Wait for a minute, let's discuss about it first. You two listen to me...
Drive... be quick!
Hurry
Let me finish it first...
No need
Are you sure?
Come on help me
Landlord, we two can manage this
I have to participate this time
Why?
Nothing
Anyways, you go inside to open the door I will wait for you down here
Where is Y-Slipper
In that room
What' s up?
Lt' s empty. They took the stuff away.
0nly some foreign cash.
No way!
Where is Landlord?
Maybe he i s searching for another safe-deposit
What a coincidence
What's up?
What are you doing?
You're crazy!
Send the infant to his grandpa
what grandpa?
- What are you doing? - You cheated on me?
- When did I cheat on you? - What did you feed him?
What's up?
There's something wrong
Uncle Seven, done!
Lobster Harbor, right?
0k, roger
What are you doing? Do you know what you're doing?
We've agreed, that we should never do crimes that are felonies
This is some personal affair between the upper-class families. Leave it a lone.
Now we're sending the baby to his grandpa
It only takes 15 minutes to do a blood test.
What did you feed him? - Nothing
I gave him some sleeping pills so he could rest...
Sleeping pills? Are you fucking kidding me?
You give the baby sleeping pills?
Even thieves have should have morals
You taught us that, do you remember?
Morals? That's only for the considerate
Sometimes you have to be flexible
That is a baby. You should discuss with us first
I tried to!
You were indulged with the 7 million
You urged to drive
and you were praising me, what should I say?
You tell me! Boss?
No
What are you doing
send him back
How can you say words like this?
How dare you? Repeat your words...
send him back
Who has been surpporting you for the recent years?
Who has been surpporting you for the recent years?
Who teaches you how to pick locks?
Who teaches you how to cracksafe-deposit?
What will you do without me? Do you know?
You only know gambling
You only care about women
Sorry, do you know my current situation?
Do you know or not?
My wife is out of her mind, you've known that
My eye sight is getting poorer and poorer
Maybe I will get blind soon, you know what I 'm talking about?
Do you know why I have to do this myself?
Why I have to do this myself, don' t you know?
Do you have an imagination?
Do you?
My safe-deposit was cracked!
Some dirty thief cracked my safe-deposit 3 million is gone!
All my money is gone...
Who can support me? Who can support me now?
Can you... or can you??
Can you? Can you??
Who can help me?
What have I done wrong. ...even me they steal from
All my effort is gone!
I lost all my savings
Who can help? Who?
Landlord
Get in the car
Shit!
If I'm not driving this car, do you think you can surpass me?
Damn you!
This asshole gets in my way
Such a car can pass me...?
You're kicking my ass
Save driving, take care of the baby
Are you mad? What if he over takes you?
Hello? Uncle Seven
Have you arrived at the Lobster harbor?
Almost, and you?
In five minutes
But now there's some asshole getting in my way
We have also encountered an Asshole
Don't be late, the buyer will get there on ime
No problem
Take care, get off the asshole as soon as possible
Don't worry
I was the most famous speeder of the East sea
0k
Boss
I just want to make sure whether the child belongs to our family
Kill the others
Remember, we only want the baby
Get it!
Sir, excuse me
You were over speeding, please wait a minute
Now we are in trouble, I told you not to over speed!
I want to tell you
All my driving points has been taken. And I got 3 withdrawal from my I icense.
How can you be a thief with 0 driving points
What is the connection?
Thieves have to drive, boss!
Let's change seats
If there' s trouble, kill them all
To get the child is the only thing that matters
The gun is ready - cool
You are supposed to blow not to bite
Sir, would you please open the window
0pen the window
Thank you
Sir, please open the bag
What's inside the bag?
What's inside the bag?
This? - Yeah
Please open it
Thanks for your cooperation, please open it
ok
thank you
Drive back! Can't you see my gun?
You want to get the police award?
Yes! Boss!
What are you doing!
They want to escape, go after the car!
Go!
A truck broke the road-block Go after it!
Why is it so dark?
You forgot to turn on the spotlights
What are you doing?
See if the baby is ok
Baby? He is in my arms
0kay okay
No, too tight
Can you move?
No... don' t...
Leave me alone, the police are coming
Take the baby and go!
How about the baby? Take him to your house?
You're crazy! You can't bring him to my wife!
Then what?
Well...
Go... Go, the policemen are coming
Leave
The police are coming
I will stay in prison for only a few days
Take care! - I will
Let's go
Call centre, there' s an accident in the top of the mountain
Please send the ambulance. There may be injuries.
And call fire control
I was sleeping, I didn't know what happend
Boss, we bumped into a policemen
we lost the contact of the baby
We can't find Uncle Seven now
I only want the baby
I only want my baby!
If you can t find the baby
have your grave yard prepared
Get it, boss
What do you want?
Do something - you do something
Go! Hurry, he is noisy
If you wake up Landlady, wew i will be in big trouble
What should we do?
What are you doing?
Give him some pills. He is too noisy
he will die from an overdose
What should we do?
Put the curtain up
Please, tell me what do you want?
Hey!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
I am not going to choke him. He can breathe.
Do you have a general knowledge?
You will suffocate him! He is only a baby.
It's 0k, now he is quiet.
How can that be ok?
It works!
Go on
It works, yeah!
Go on... yes
He is happy, go on!
Change for another trick, you are boring
Yes, that's better
You didn't lock the door?
Landlady, what a coincidence!
Landlady?
I heard the baby cry
Do laundry!
Where is the baby?
No -No?
Ssh...
where is my baby?
Please don't hurt my baby
Your baby is in your arms
yes!
He is bad
where is my husband?
Where is my husband?
Your husband... Landlord?
Where is my husband?
Where is he?
He... is having dinner
what? Dinner? Where? - Shenzhen!
How long? - 0ne month... no, one week
0ne week?
You want to murder him?
Please don't... I am a lady!
Baby... Landlady!
Landlord... he is not...
away for a month, just for one day
then he is going to do business
big business! He will be back soon
Yes, he told me that
yeah
0h! How dirty! - Let me clean it!
I will wash them!
There're cockroaches, I know it
Lookat this
Let me do it!
Landlady... it's quite late
Go back to sleep
You should clean them
0k, ok... Landlady, please go back to sleep
Remember to wash all the clothes. - I know
Where is the baby?
Shit! I can't stop it!
Please! Stop crying, I'm begging you
I will give you alot of money to burn
0h, I forgot to light it
Food is ready
Chicken! Chicken, wonderful
- Please stop crying -Can heat the chicken?
Stop crying, I'm becoming deaf!
Here, is chicken wings
Come on!
We can slow him down with the pineapple, so he can get some sleep
0r give h im some beer
He can't take sleeping pills but he can drink some beer
(singing)
0k!
We don't need this now
Go on singing
Whatever you sing, hurry!
Hurry!
The fat boy wants to buy a house
The fat boy owes me 3000 yen he hasn't payed me back
the debt gets more and more if he doesn't pay, he will be splashed with oil paints
the debt gets more and more he is a goner
What are you singing?
It's your turn
wait, I will change for another pose.
Your mommy get remarried
married to a shorty
the shorty that got a scar on his ass
I love you, I'm in love with you
Like a Mouse loving rice
No matter what will happen
I will love you forever
0n the first day of the New Year
The first sentence
everybody sais is, Happy NewYear
Happy New Year
Hong kong Local news
The famous Tycoon Li familly
was cracked open and stolen last night
Sir, sir, excuse me
Sir, thanks for helping
I have a request
Hello?
Y-Slipper, turn on the TV
now!
Thank you
According to one globle economic magazine published last month
The total assettes for Li family is over 50 billion
See? He is not a small Fish
He is a dragon fish!
We should put up the price
Wait for me to revise the price
How long should we wait?
Eight or ten days, be patient
They are going to sue me for breaking road-blocks, as well as over speeding
I will be back in 8 to 10 days
what? Whom should we give him to?
Nobody, understand?
Wait for me
See you
8 to 10 days, no...
He pee's again!
Hurry
Stop crying, baby
Be quiet
Be careful, don't touch me
My clothes get dirty
Don't push him to me
It all over my Pants
eat some
Baby! Baby
You shouldn't give him food at random
How old is he?
How old? - Yes
He must be 5 months old
Who is the father?
Him
I understand... you are...
yeah... we are
I will not discriminate you guys
You're too careless of your choices!
You can' t buy thiis
This is for children over 3 years old
No, the calcium rate is not enough it's not good
These are over-sized
The pee will come out i the diaperis to big
No...
This is for nurturing the mothers' breasts
I want to make him feel better
It's too complicated. Please save us somet ime
This is supposed to be complicated
Childhood is very important.
What you feed him and what you teach him will affect is life.
You should be very cautious!
I will give you a lesson
Take this, and have a look back at home
0k, thank you
What are these MC paper for?
MC paper?
There are two types: With ings or without wings
day use and night use, which one do you prefer?
Night Use without wings is for me
Day Use with wings is for me
0kay
Come on
I sit too dense? The milk doesn' t come out
It's here
Let' s go
thank you
Come on, lets go to different a class
0k
Thanks
This way sir
Help, teacher
1, 2, 3
0k, let's s it up and relax
I don't understand, teacher could you show me one more time?
0k, everybody keep on practiscing
You can teach your wife when you are at home
First, remember to keep your back straight
Keep the muscle of your leg, Hip and Thigh
- Keep the back straight? - Yes
Is this straight enough?
It's enough, you see
When this place is flat that will be ok
he's so cute
how old is he?
Maybe a couple months old
just a couple months cannot be so big?
Where is his mom?
She went to work
- You take care of him all by yourself? - Yes
Excellent!
Don't cry, babe, so cute
Is your wife a foreigner?
You don' t look like Hong Kong people
I'm from Shanxi
I studied in a nurse school in Beijing, I come to Hong Kong for an inter-course
Bai Datong
Fuck it!
Almost Won!
I had said don't chip in for it
lost my money every time
washing dishes, washing body
let's take a bath, ok?
Wonderfull!
I finnaly won
happy?
Happy?
Hey
are you crazy?
Sufen, I appreciate your help
without you
I don't know how to take care of the baby
Bai Datong and I both appreciate your help
I
thank you
Do you believe that can save him?
Yan?
Have you done the thing I told you about?
Don' t go there if you have no time, under stand?
Should I call I her agian
Were al too rude?
I'm Bai Yan, I can't answer your phone now
Please leave a message
Alan
Y-Slipper, long time no see
You have a son?
Don't touch him
come on, come on
come on, chipin
Don' t cry baby
You were so happy then
Y-Slipper! Did you bet or not?
Why do you bring a babe here? Get out!
0ut
It's complicated to be a man, Your childhood will affect your whole life
Your behaviour will affect this whole life
must be careful
Y-Slipper did you bet or not?
I quit
Asshole
lost all the money?
Fuck you! Don' t cry
Are you really an angel?
I don't know
I had kept on calling Landlord al night long
I will keep my word
I will complete it
I want my child back!
Let me out!!
0h, N0!
I only know that Landlord has two partners
0ne is Y-Slipper, another is Bai Datong
Let me out!
Y-Slipper, Bai Datong
No matter what it takes, I will find them
This baby is so cute
Boss, I find them!
Good job, then we change the diaper
we open the diaper
put the side with painting on it down
Are you Y-Slipper?
Give back my baby
- What baby? - Fuck you!
Tell me where he is
Hold him
Hey
I don't know who is Uncle Seven
Don't pretend you dont know anything!
What' s wrong?
They said they want the baby
I'm my mother's baby, do want to find me?
You bastard!! Do you want to go to hell?
Go!
What are you doing?
Just jump too far
What are they talking about?
Who knows! They have gone!
- Do you remember? 0f course!
You ring the bell and he will open the door
I will sprinkle him
Use your strength
wait
Y-Slipper don't use woman and a baby as a coverture
We will sprinkle
I don't know what you are talking about
I am Y-Slipper's good friend
Y-Slipper is not here, You can come here later
No problem, let's go inside
Hey
He is my little brother
How are you
Hey
Nobody
Sisi, I'm afraid
Don't you afraid of an operation?
Should I ask him what to do next?
Let him see the ultra sonic scan result and ask him
Stay here
Who are you looking for?
I am looking for Bai Datong
He is not here, You can comeback later
Get in
Y-Sllipper
You go and check whether the baby is still there
What's wrong with you?
Toothache
Why did Bai Datong leave in a hurry
He wants to go to the toilet
- You two live here? - Yes
I will Drop in
Mo Shidi
Bai Datong, Y-Slipper
Why did you come here?
Every time I call you i'm transfered to the message box
Get out! You two get out too!
Where is the baby?
In your room, Who are they?
You take care of them
My house is a mess
Why there is so much red paint?
I want to repaint my door, have a try
What's wrong, sister-in-law?
0h My God!
Tell the police your problem
What's wrong, Miss?
Let's get inside
Y-Slipper
If you have any problems, we can help you
There is a cop, go to the roof
Sit down and tell me
Let me introduce, here is my good friend
Sergeant Mo Shidi
He is my big cousin
He is my little cousin
We come here to threaten him
No, show him
Your face
It's just a body art, Sergeant
Why is there so many baby stuff here?
You know, My buddy Bai Datong
He is randy and has many girfriends
She has his baby
Then I can't help you
Where is your freind Bai Datong?
I think he is in the toilet
I want to go to the toilet too
You want too?
I have been working on a big case
Have a Relation with you
I haven't done it for a long time
Come on, Bai Datong, Sergeant Mo has question to ask you
Bai Datong, hey, Bai Datong
Why so long?
- Bai Datong - is Here
It's your turn
No, thanks, too stinky
You have a friend here?
Friend?
He is my big big big cousin
I am big cousin
0k, let three cousins have a chat togther
You don't know each other?
They know each other
Bai Datong, take care of your own business
Why are you still here? Don't ask you to leave?
What is this?
I don't want to see you, get out!
You
It's really complicated
yes
too complicated
I have known you for a long time, Y-Slipper
But I did not know you have a foreign cousin
You know my father was a sailor
He might go to India
If your father was a sailor, then he is your brother
Not your cousin
0ur grandpa was a sailor
No, should be grandfather
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
I... just temporarily...
twitch
twitch?
- What' s wrong? - to Twitch
Why don't you say youre haunted! Help!
Baby
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it tight
Help me! Y-Slipper
You two come and help
I want to
But we can't help you
Bai Datong, you can't escape!
Y-Slipper, you bastard!
Let me explain!
Come on
0h, God!
Catch them, go!
Don' t go!
Watch your head
Mo, let me explain
Go back to explain
When I finish my work I will deliver myself to the police
I don't believe it
Are you 0K?
Take care of your self
Why hit my head again?
Y-Slipper
I had warned you before
Y-Slipper, you will be under arrest
Stop!
I 'm sorry
Stop the car
Cop! I need to use your motor bike
Go, go, go!
What? This is not my motor bike
I am still learning
I will tell the chief of the police station and the chief of transportation
To give you a license, go!
- Really!? - Yes
Do you mind if I ask
What have you driven before?
Bumper cars
Shit!
Someone is chasing us
They may want to rob the car
Really? What should we do?
Don't worry, call the headquarters
Ask for backup
headquarters, headquarters
I am Officer 3321, Danny
Someone wants to rob us
Stop the car, boy!
You call me a boy?
I know you are a robber
You hit me
I will kick youre ASS!
Good
Closer
Slow down
Another one?
Lt' s a motor b i ke
Stop the car
Cool
Closer
Thank you! The chief of transportation will send you a letter
Bye
0ver there! Come on!
Be careful
Go ahead! Come on!
Almost done!
Hit him! Hit him
Hit him
Does your car have a brake?
Lt' s 0K, don' t cry
We are safe
backup came so quickly
It's all because of you
Where are you from?
From Back Back Mountain
I 'm a cop, kid
I need to use your bike
Moron
You say that again, kid!
Everything is done, if you have any questions just call me
Thank you
I'm Bai Datong
If you have something to say just leave me a message
due bill
Dad, give it to brother to pay back the bill
Dad, just pay them back first
Uncle Seven, how did you become an ice stick?
Uncle Seven
I think we should not just talk about money on this thing
Whatever
We are faithfu I, no bargain
We talk about friendship, I won't ask for more
0K?
30 millions
30 millions
30 millions, You give me the baby
We should not talk about money
As you wish
Who?
Me
Brother you have come back?
Whose baby i s crying so hard?
You help me to take care of him
What?
Do you know his diaper is wetand has a fever
- Fever? - Yes
- What should I do? - See a doctor
0k, let' s go to
Hurry up
Landlord
I am out
- That' s 0K- Where are you now?
I am going to west-district Hospital
Why are you going to the hospital?
The baby is sick
Call Bai Datong, to meet you at the hospital
Becareful, dad
Big brother?
Becareful, dad
Why did dad become here?
Dad was in the hospital when we called you
You don' t care
I'm sorry, dad
Take care of dad
Are you 0K? Dad
He is alright
The doctor said it' s ok
Thank you
Don' t worry
You don't have to say anything to me
No matter what
You save the Baby's life
come - thank you
I get you the medicine, wait here
0K, thank you
Come on
I will tell you two
Do you know this Dagon fish
How much I ask for you?
I Give you three chances to guess
30 millions
30 millions
here is the earnest 5 million
We finish the deal 3 hours later
We will have 30 millions
I buy some grape sugar for the baby
The doctor said he was ok, don't need to drink anything right now
What?
Why do you act like a woman?
Is that true?
What is this?
It can buy three Ferrari's
What are you thinking?
It's the whole underground casino, bigger than Puking
We are rich
No matter what its your purpose
No matter what you ask for
We hope you
Don' t hurt my baby
Nothing good to watch
You afraid she will recognize you?
You are afraid she will recognize the baby?
Hey, this kid
I need a breath
There are 100 these baby's everyday
There are 100 these baby's everyday that come to the world
I look like their father, but they don' t
No one can recognize
Take a look, special sashimi
There are yellow tail fish, salmon, octopus
Have a try, sir, just 60 Dollar
Take a look, sir
Have a try, sir
Special sashimi, there are salmon too
yellow tail fish and shrimp just 60 dollar
Have a try, kid
Yes, Miss, Miss
Your voice is so small, who will come?
Louder
New food for year 2006
Special sashimi
we have shrimp, yellow tail fish, salmon
cuttle fish, just 60 dollar
Have a try, sir
New food for year 2006
Hello?
Wife
I'm sorry
I can' t be your husband
Bye
This room please
Wife
You called me to the hospital
What happened?
- Wife- What's wrong with your face?
Why is your glasses broken?
A bike hit me when I came here to see my friend
Just broke one glass, you buy me a new one tomorrow
Close your eyes
I give you a present, don't peep
come here
I will show you the thing you love most
Ready
0K, put this hand down
And this one
0pen your eyes
Don' t scare him
Baby
I miss you so much
Husband
Have I been troubling you all these years?
Don' t be silly
You make me happy all these years, you know that?
You are my sweetest wife in my whole life
Don' t be so loud, you will scare him
I will give him back to his mom
So I pack the milk powder first
lt' s good to be a kid
Can eat, sleep, and drink
its really great to be a kid
Don' t have to bother with anything
Right?
Right
Why do you trust me? You know I am a thief
And still make friends with me
Because
I believe that when i first saw you
You are a good man if give you a chance to start all over again
Will you still be a thief
It's too late
No, from this moment, I start all over agian
It will not be to late
Look at me
Look into my eyes
I trust you
I 'm mom
- Dad - Enough
M0M
DAD
DAD
Do you know his name?
What makes it diffrent?
I want to know what he will become
What Do you think he will become... what kind of person?
I get the money
Bring the baby here
I will pick you up in 5 minutes
wait
0pen the door
Where is the baby, give him to me!
30 million
30 million
Give the baby to me
Listen
Remember, feed him some milk every 4 hours
To try heat it with with your hand then feed him
or you will get the baby burnt
And, every 12:00 in the noon
Give him some fresh orange juice, understand?
He has no teeth, he will easily get choked
Even fruit might hurt her throat
If you have to give him some solid food
chew it first- You're fucking noisy!
And...
Hold him by your left hand or he will cry
Give him some porridge every afternoon
put some meat, it should be cooked deeply
Not too cold, not too hot
divide it into two
0kay, give him to them
Give the baby to them
ok!
- Take care - I know!
And there's a bottle of milk take it with you
The temperature is just perfect
don't shake the baby
feed him in time! - Yeah!
Whether he could live for tonight is still a question
What are you looking at?
Go away!
Let's go
What do they want?
Don't worry
thy're doctor's and nurses relax
It's a personal affar, he will be passed to his grandpa tomorrow
You may buy a new car
a gambling club!
We're rich
Daddy
Daddy is coming!
Mommy is coming
save our baby
give him to me- it's none of our business
I know, give the baby to me
baby, it's ok
I and lord!
Wait for us!
Open the door!
Give us the baby!
Turn on the machine
Go, send some one to the Ferris wheel
Baby
mommy
I willl pick you up, don't move, baby
mom
Don't move, baby
Mom is here
Baby
Dad
You have the mood to smile
Good job, Y-Slipper I will kiss you when I come down
You stupid guys, don't hurt the baby
Run! Run! Dad
Are you happy?
Let's go
Take back the baby
Another one
Don't worry
wait, I will pick it for you
Y-Slipper
I just want that baby
If you don't come
I will throw him down
People have to die
Just leave his faith
Dad, you take baby go, leave me alone
I don't believe he will drop me down
Y-Slipper! I count down to ten
I will drop him to the death
1, 2
6, 7
what? 6, 7?
Where are 3, 4, 5?
8, 9, 10
Stop
Get the baby
Who invented this machine?
Master, baby
Baby is so cute
Don't cry, smile
You are my grandson, you know?
Don't cry, mom is here
- Dad is here - Mom is here
Don't cry
use your left hand to hold him, or he will cry
You are right
You don't want the money
I know the reason
But this baby is mine
If you don't want to die, leave here now
Smile, baby
You are my grandson
0K
When the result come out
We go to Brazil
Who the hell are you?
I just want my child back
I don't about care anything
Don't you know how painful this child is when he lost his mom
Painful?
What about my dead son?
When Jianbang was small his mother died
I promised to build a Kuraal for him
I made it
And promi sed to build a racing track for him
But when it just came to the half
That bitch made him dead
I had lost my son
How can I lose my grandson?
This Baby
Is my only hope to make me live in this world
Do you know his mother has the same feeling
as you have
Why do you seperate them?
If he is not your grandson
What will you do?
Boss, here is the results
0K, go
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
I don't know
I found him, son
But he is not your son
It's t ime to have medicine
Prepare the medicine
Becareful
Take care of master
Let this babe go with you
don't close the door
becareful, master
What will you do with the baby?
Take the money and go
I will make here a big ice statue
yes i will
big ice statue
big ice statue
a big ice statue
What's wrong with you?
Go and check it out yourself
Useless
So quick?
What have you seen?
Two tough guys
Why haven't they gone?
- Throw them out - yes
Lucky
Bai Datong, baby haven't cried for a long time
I know
Calvities, Calvities
I hate calvities
Smell good? It's fresh
Baby
Bai Datong
Baby
Baby, Baby
- How about baby? - Take off your clothes
Baby
Stronger
Give them some milk
Give me, see if you can open the door
No key hole
I can't bear it any longer
Bai Datong?
Y-Slipper are you alright?
Bai Datong?
0pen the door
0nly the master knows how to open the door
What? 0nly the master knows?
Master has gone mad
Landlord open the door
How to open it? It's a computer lock
There are 4 million combantions
CIA is using this lock
I don't know what you are talking about, just open the door, I called the police
Call the police? Go
Don't go
Y0U
Don't go
Quiet
Don't move
The sound of the Playstation is too loud
Turn it down
And the refri erator
Shut down the refrigirator
Air condition
Turn off the air condition
Hold your breathe
Hold the breathe?
I said Hold your breathe
Quiet
Is it ok?
Why don't you flip out?
Don't touch it
Why don't you flip out? Why?
Is it because of this plug?
Moron! It has nothing to do with that plug
don't pull
It's open
You are too slow
Save the baby
How is the baby?
You said it will reduce my punishment
yes
Find a car
Don't die
Car, car!
Start it
Baby, don't die
Drink milk
Baby
Drink the milk
Don't worry
Baby, drink the milk
Get up
Get up, get up
Don't die
Don't die
0pen it, the engine!
Engine, is at the back trunk
1, 2, 3
1, 2, 3
Come on
0ne more time
1, 2, 3
Take them away
Block all the entrances
Don't let anyone get out or come in
Yes, sir
Stop
0k, let them go
Police, don't move
Calm down
Go back, Jianbang
Dad wants to play with you
Jianbang
I am sorry, wife, take care of your self
I thought money was important, but I was wrong
If there is a next life
I will marry you even if I was a begger
Have many children
I love you
Wife, when I am in prison
I miss you every second
I know how hard it was
when you missed a bastard like me
I feel regreet
If I can start all over again
I will cherish you
Baby
Dad, I love gambling once upon a t ime
Brought a lot of troubles to the family
Though i even don' t have a good car
But if I was lucky and had money I can win
Win respect, win the whole world
After this I know
I lost my family
Sorry, father
Good bye
We have many children playing in the garden
Stay together
God will spare your sin
In the name of holly father, amen
Fire
The old policy of the goverment
was to control death penalty
death penalty is for
severe criminals
0K, you have seen that
Different way to excecute death penalty
I think you have known the death penalty
I hope you can applaud
for our prisoners
Thank you
There are some tea, make yourselves at home
Uncle
What's up? Twins
How was that?
You are great, Y-Slipper
Where is father?
- There - Husband
You acted so well
- So real - It's not true
Fool
What about that line"love me"?
That's true
Husband
Husband, I adopted 10 children
South africa, middle east, Germany
Cameroon?
Let me think
I am very happy
You are pregnant, don't take heavy stuff
let me take it
Don't look so unhappy
Dont do bad to the baby
You are bad
Doctor said the baby is healthy
I forget that I have a meeting with a customer
Male or female?
Just male and female in this world
Do I just have a meeting with the female?
- N0 - Space
Yes, I have a lot of space here
0K
- Thanks for watching me - 0K
Thanks for taking care of my father
Do you get used to it?
Yes, not the first time in prison
I promise you, this is my last time in prison
Why should you make a promise to me?
I
I promise my father
Father
Sergeant Mo
You are lucky this time
Department of Justice considering to reduce your punishment
Thank you, Thank you
Look who come to see you
Baby
Baby Baby
Baby
Let me have a hug
have a hug
long time no see
I did not have a chance to say sorry to you
I'm sorry
I understand, if not were you
Baby might have died
I don't know whether they have interest
What?
I want to hire you
Hire us?
He wants you to be his security guard
You are the body gurad
He i s the driver
No one can come in if I am the security guard
Baby project? I want to drive sports car
Are you intrested
Yes
Then I will wait till you come out
Today its closed, please go back to the cell
Baby
Yes
Mrs lee
We don't know what's the baby's name yet
His name is Matthew
Chinese name is Jiacheng
Lee Jiacheng?
Lower please, I don't want to see
THE END
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