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Eugene?
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Due to my negligence, Tulip O'Hare
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and Cassidy have escaped Masada.
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I'm ready to die.
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I'm ready, too.
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Sir, please.
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Jesus Christ, huh?
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I know, right? And we're takin' off.
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- Aah!
- He wants to see Las Vegas.
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Where is this conference I'm
supposed to be helping out with?
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Shall we begin?
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He's my son, too!
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Get back in the
kitchen or so help me... !
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Or what?! You'll hit me again?!
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Oh, please!
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I squeezed your arm.
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Son, let's go.
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Son... there are times in a man's life
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when he's gotta do
things he don't wanna do.
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This is one'a them.
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Ya don't gotta do this, Abe.
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Please, don't do it!
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Go back inside!
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I swear, Abe, you're wrong about this.
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Is Mama sad?
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- She'll be alright.
- Stop!
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Sufferin's a part of life.
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Isn't it?
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Yes, Papa.
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There ain't nothin' in
this world that's free.
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I mean, you think all this
don't come with a price?
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No, Papa.
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You're a smart boy.
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Take after your ma.
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Are you sad, Papa?
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I'll be alright.
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Are we going to suffer?
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More than you know.
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Stay your hand, Abraham!
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God?
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I was gonna do it.
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I was gonna do it.
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I was gonna do it!
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I was gonna kill my only son for you!
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Indeed, you were, my child.
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It was a test.
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You passed.
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I passed?
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Come!
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I love you so, so much.
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Come!
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I love you so, so much.
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I love you so, so much.
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I love you so, so much.
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Hello?
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- Are you ready?
- Phase Two.
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Let's stir the hornet's nest, shall we?
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See who gets stung.
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Yes. Good.
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Excellent metaphor.
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Is that the guinea pig, My Lord?
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No.
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How's my boy doing?
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Good. He's holding his own.
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Hitler's a tough
negotiator, of course...
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The Messiah.
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The one you call Humperdoo.
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How's he doing?
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He's doing well.
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They, uh... they... they just took him
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to get his feet waxed,
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otherwise I know he'd love to talk.
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Okay, then.
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So, when do we meet?
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Soon.
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I'll, um... I'll call you later.
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Great. I'll just sit here
and await your ca...
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Where are you getting these
inflated figures from here, Jesus?
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Simple addition.
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Baptisms and absolutions.
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But your father gave them free will, ja?
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Initiate Phase Two: Escalate.
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Bloody Aussies, bro.
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Keep moving.
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It's the Deputy Prime Minister.
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G'day there.
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Who's in charge?!
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The Commishna.
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Well, we want a word
with this commissioner.
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Best ya pull yer bloody head in.
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Commishna's heaps bizzay
with Mrs. Bloody Bushwick.
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Besides, thay's prow-tah-caws t'folla
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for all civvy intercourse with coppahs.
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You need to fill out
an M.C., Code A.C.I.C.
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Then come back s'arvo and
we'll set up an appointo then.
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We want to talk to your Commissioner.
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Didn't ya hear what I just sai'?
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- You can't jus...
- Oh, but we can, Missy.
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And who the hell are you?
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We're the Americans.
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No worries, mate. She'll be right.
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No. She won't ever be right. Mate.
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You know, you guys, you botched up
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a three-year undercover
assignment, you know that?
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And I got tatted up for no reason,
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but this one here, this one,
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she lost her partner to this preacher
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and you wanna tell
her, "It'll be right"?
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We had no idea he was
of interest to you Yanks.
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Everything's of interest to us.
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I want everything you got.
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I want credit card activity,
I want criminal associates,
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I want last known location.
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This is our case now.
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But there is no case.
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Not anymore.
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Your man's dead.
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That's a lie.
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No.
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Death by gunshot.
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Got the killer locked up downstairs.
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What killer?
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What killer?
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Bullshit, Eugene.
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- You wouldn't hurt a fly.
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He's one ugly Bruce.
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No wonder he's mad at the world.
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Yeah, well...
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That's just the thing.
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He's got a face like an ass,
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but he's really quite a sweet kid.
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We found blood on his clothes,
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powder burn on his hand,
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weapon he used, and he said he did it.
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There was no body, so...
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So, look at 'im.
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My money says we'll find your man
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in that ass-face bastard's stool.
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Mm-hmm.
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Now, you listen to me.
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You may have shot him,
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but when he's dead, I will know.
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Understand?
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'Cause Jesse's alive.
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Why?
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Wh-What does that mean?
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Where is he?
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Eugene, where is he?!
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Ahhh!
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Uh! Uhh!
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Got a gentle touch there, Doc.
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What's next?
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Sponge bath?
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Ahh! Ahh!
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God!
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Burnin' daylight.
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I was thinking of sleepin' in.
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Move.
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Drop your weapons and get on your knees.
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Just checkin'.
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Where we going?
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Ooh.
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To kill God.
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Deathbed conversions?
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You cannot be serious.
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Whoever believes is not condemned.
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Whoever does not believe is.
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So, by your logic,
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one could start a world war,
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or try to exterminate an entire people,
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level Danzig,
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und still go to Heaven,
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if they repent at the last second?
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If they repent, yes.
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Well, that is going to change.
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- Oh, no, it isn't.
- Yes, it is.
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Or I am taking back the homosexuals.
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Well then...
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maybe there doesn't need to
be an apocalypse, after all!
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I'm sorry, gentlemen,
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but we are having the apocalypse.
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In fact, it's already underway.
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Ja?
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Phase Two?
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Escalate.
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A spark to set the world on fire.
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I love it.
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Souls are coming.
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In numbers. In bulk.
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So, you need to decide
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which souls are going to
Heaven and which to Hell.
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Chop-chop, then.
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Back to work.
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Revenge won't bring you peace.
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Be angry,
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call Him a son-of-a-bitch,
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but you can't kill Him.
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.44 Walker.
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It's the most powerful
handgun ever made.
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And mine can shoot through planets.
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I can kill Him.
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Let's go.
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Eat shit.
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I said, "Let's go."
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And then I said... "Eat shit."
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Took my family, too.
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My dad, mom.
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They were good people.
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Lot better than me and
you, that's for sure.
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Had a baby, too, once.
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Tulip and I.
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Dallas. Years ago.
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All this shit?
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Sufferin' and commotion?
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Don't you wanna know what the hell? Why?
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I do.
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I need to know what it means.
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Well, I'm not dead.
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Which means you want me alive,
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which means I'm calling the shots.
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So, why don't you holster
your planet-shootin' guns
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and walk away?
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Leave God to me.
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Wanna see what it means... Preacher?
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No.
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Wait!
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Just sit tight
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until the Americans arrive, Charlie.
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Charlie?
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Charlie? You there?
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We gotta go.
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We just missed them.
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Gotta be right up ahead.
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... across Oceania
as a bellicose New Zealand
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has mobilized their Carrier Strike Force
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in the Tasman Sea in
response to the allegation
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that Australia is
responsible for the murder
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of their beloved Deputy Prime Minister.
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Hike ya daks, mate.
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We might have a situation.
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The Australian Prime
Minister denies the claims,
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but asserts the country's
right to defend itself
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against any violation
of its sovereignty.
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Streuth.
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Bloody Kiwis.
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I've been told they got snakes out here.
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One bite'll make you lie down
and piss blood out yer ass.
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Tryna find some to send your way,
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but looks like they run off scared.
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Murdering son-of-a-bitch like you?
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I don't blame 'em.
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Uhh.
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Ahh.
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You got any water?
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Oh, you don't get thirsty.
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How 'bout a cigarette?
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Well, don't tell me you quit.
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What kind of a cowboy are you?
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What's the point of being a dead demon
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if you can't even...
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... smoke?
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I liked the snake idea better.
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I'm not gonna let you kill Him.
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I'll die before I do.
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So, we're around here somewhere, okay.
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And Jesse is somewhere... out there.
278
00:23:20,722 --> 00:23:22,146
So, yeah, okay.
279
00:23:22,147 --> 00:23:23,932
Good. We just start driving around
280
00:23:23,933 --> 00:23:27,318
and, uh... find him.
281
00:23:27,319 --> 00:23:29,846
Driving around where?
There aren't any roads.
282
00:23:29,847 --> 00:23:32,833
There are roads, Cass.
283
00:23:32,834 --> 00:23:35,018
Look.
284
00:23:35,019 --> 00:23:36,086
There's one.
285
00:23:36,087 --> 00:23:37,154
There's a road.
286
00:23:37,155 --> 00:23:38,280
Right there, there's one.
287
00:23:38,281 --> 00:23:41,191
Mm-hmm. There's not many.
288
00:23:41,192 --> 00:23:42,784
I...
289
00:23:42,785 --> 00:23:45,236
I didn't say "many", okay?
290
00:23:45,237 --> 00:23:47,222
You said there was
none and that's wrong.
291
00:23:47,223 --> 00:23:51,684
There are actual roads that
we could follow them on.
292
00:23:51,685 --> 00:23:54,211
Not many. Some.
293
00:24:00,544 --> 00:24:02,303
What about the letter?
294
00:24:05,457 --> 00:24:08,610
I don't know, maybe
you missed somethin'.
295
00:24:08,611 --> 00:24:10,186
Maybe there was a clue or somethin'.
296
00:24:10,187 --> 00:24:12,667
There's nothing in that
letter I missed, okay?
297
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:16,559
You never said what's in it.
298
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,302
'Cause it's none of your business.
299
00:24:18,303 --> 00:24:20,396
I don't mean the personal stuff.
300
00:24:20,397 --> 00:24:23,307
I just mean... you know, his plans,
301
00:24:23,308 --> 00:24:24,893
like where he was headed.
302
00:24:24,894 --> 00:24:26,486
Maybe there's something in the letter.
303
00:24:26,487 --> 00:24:28,238
I didn't read the letter, okay?
304
00:24:30,558 --> 00:24:32,082
Alright.
305
00:24:34,562 --> 00:24:37,046
I mean, what'd be the point?
306
00:24:37,047 --> 00:24:39,532
It either says, "You're a dumb bitch",
307
00:24:39,533 --> 00:24:42,535
or, "You're a dumb bitch
and I forgive you", and...
308
00:24:42,536 --> 00:24:45,463
either one is bullshit, so screw him.
309
00:24:51,153 --> 00:24:52,412
Why don't I read it?
310
00:24:52,413 --> 00:24:54,338
What?
311
00:24:54,339 --> 00:24:56,140
I mean, you still have it, right?
312
00:24:56,141 --> 00:24:59,402
You've not thrown it away.
313
00:24:59,403 --> 00:25:00,587
Somewhere.
314
00:25:00,588 --> 00:25:02,421
Alright, so, you know,
315
00:25:02,422 --> 00:25:04,866
I just skim past all the personal stuff
316
00:25:04,867 --> 00:25:06,183
and see if there's any clues
317
00:25:06,184 --> 00:25:08,111
as to where he might've been going.
318
00:25:08,112 --> 00:25:10,104
Maybe it could help us.
319
00:25:10,105 --> 00:25:11,589
You know?
320
00:26:15,629 --> 00:26:17,688
It won't help.
321
00:26:26,990 --> 00:26:28,407
Actually, do you know what?
322
00:26:30,011 --> 00:26:32,244
Gonna go grab a smoke.
323
00:27:50,866 --> 00:27:52,608
Hello?
324
00:28:01,151 --> 00:28:02,668
Hello?
325
00:28:13,473 --> 00:28:14,750
Another cuppa?
326
00:28:14,751 --> 00:28:17,142
No, thanks, you...
327
00:28:17,143 --> 00:28:19,528
Christ, you people and your "cuppas".
328
00:28:19,529 --> 00:28:21,179
Getcha anything else then, hon?
329
00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:22,865
Uhh.
330
00:28:22,866 --> 00:28:25,516
Do you know what, actually,
I'm a bit of a drug addict,
331
00:28:25,517 --> 00:28:27,018
who's had nothing but cuppas
332
00:28:27,019 --> 00:28:29,270
since I got to yer no-road
hellhole of a country
333
00:28:29,271 --> 00:28:31,098
and I'm starting to feel a bit down.
334
00:28:31,099 --> 00:28:34,409
So, unless you have a quantity
of crack, crank, or skag handy,
335
00:28:34,410 --> 00:28:36,328
or maybe in some
household just lyin' around
336
00:28:36,329 --> 00:28:38,338
like some disinfectant
or some paint thinner,
337
00:28:38,339 --> 00:28:39,898
maybe a bit of descaler.
338
00:28:39,899 --> 00:28:41,991
You got any of that?
339
00:28:41,992 --> 00:28:43,676
No?
340
00:28:43,677 --> 00:28:45,245
Right, well, I think
I'll just take a check.
341
00:28:45,246 --> 00:28:49,049
Thanks. Sheila.
342
00:28:49,050 --> 00:28:53,544
There might be some fire
retardant 'round back.
343
00:28:53,545 --> 00:28:55,889
Mmm.
344
00:29:34,727 --> 00:29:37,497
Son-of-a bitch.
345
00:29:51,696 --> 00:29:54,047
Oh, my God.
346
00:30:47,610 --> 00:30:49,477
Cass?!
347
00:30:57,227 --> 00:30:59,979
Mm.
348
00:31:04,419 --> 00:31:05,527
He's gonna meet God.
349
00:31:05,528 --> 00:31:07,612
- Hmm?
- See?
350
00:31:07,613 --> 00:31:09,564
Mmm.
351
00:31:09,565 --> 00:31:11,432
What is... what is that?
352
00:31:11,433 --> 00:31:13,184
It's fire retardant.
353
00:31:13,185 --> 00:31:15,077
Mmm.
354
00:31:15,078 --> 00:31:16,538
That's where he's meeting Him.
355
00:31:16,539 --> 00:31:18,615
I just hope there's roads.
356
00:31:18,616 --> 00:31:19,975
Hmm.
357
00:31:19,976 --> 00:31:22,010
We don't need no stinkin' roads.
358
00:31:43,882 --> 00:31:48,628
Gentlemen, I'm going to Australia.
359
00:31:48,629 --> 00:31:50,814
I'll be right back.
360
00:31:50,815 --> 00:31:54,201
♪ Live, baby, live ♪
361
00:31:54,202 --> 00:31:58,972
♪ I got a new sensation ♪
362
00:31:58,973 --> 00:32:00,490
♪ In perfect moments ♪
363
00:32:00,491 --> 00:32:01,899
I have to warn you, Hoover Two,
364
00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:04,753
when I get back, I'll
be quite attractive.
365
00:32:04,754 --> 00:32:06,588
I look forward to it, sir.
366
00:32:06,589 --> 00:32:08,757
Attention, all Grail personnel,
367
00:32:08,758 --> 00:32:11,576
the car wash will be open regular hours.
368
00:32:11,577 --> 00:32:14,713
♪ Sleep, baby, sleep ♪
369
00:32:14,714 --> 00:32:17,357
♪ A new sensation ♪
370
00:32:19,135 --> 00:32:21,628
Lotta walkin'.
371
00:32:21,629 --> 00:32:24,038
I guess it's your thing.
372
00:32:24,039 --> 00:32:26,333
Cowboy without a horse and all that.
373
00:32:26,334 --> 00:32:30,261
Makes me miss the "I run while
you try and kill me" days.
374
00:32:30,262 --> 00:32:31,312
They'll come again.
375
00:32:31,313 --> 00:32:34,332
Don't worry.
376
00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:36,484
I hope so.
377
00:32:36,485 --> 00:32:39,454
'Cause this shit's gettin' boring.
378
00:32:39,455 --> 00:32:41,539
You think he knows what's coming?
379
00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:44,367
He better.
380
00:32:44,368 --> 00:32:45,961
Else it's gonna sting.
381
00:32:51,275 --> 00:32:53,342
- Get ready.
- Alright.
382
00:32:56,013 --> 00:32:59,015
Got a feeling that someday
you're gonna be mad at me.
383
00:32:59,016 --> 00:33:01,378
I'm mad at you right now, Preacher.
384
00:33:03,279 --> 00:33:06,647
No, I mean, someday, you're
gonna be more mad at me.
385
00:33:09,510 --> 00:33:15,231
When that day comes and
you got me in your sights,
386
00:33:15,232 --> 00:33:18,260
I want you to remember...
387
00:33:18,261 --> 00:33:20,845
without me,
388
00:33:20,846 --> 00:33:22,806
God gets away with it.
389
00:33:25,534 --> 00:33:27,043
Now.
390
00:33:52,473 --> 00:33:53,849
Hey!
391
00:33:53,850 --> 00:33:55,635
What?!
392
00:33:55,636 --> 00:33:58,704
- Hey!
- Oh, hey!
393
00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:00,138
Hey.
394
00:34:03,201 --> 00:34:04,201
Hey.
395
00:34:07,722 --> 00:34:11,100
She said... She said, "Hey."
396
00:34:11,101 --> 00:34:12,184
Still mad at me, huh?
397
00:34:12,185 --> 00:34:14,486
Yeah.
398
00:34:14,487 --> 00:34:15,788
She didn't read the letter?
399
00:34:15,789 --> 00:34:18,448
Nah. She'll come around.
400
00:34:21,057 --> 00:34:22,214
We gotta make a stop.
401
00:34:22,215 --> 00:34:24,066
No, we know, we know.
402
00:34:24,067 --> 00:34:25,509
Listen to me.
403
00:34:25,510 --> 00:34:26,936
When we find God,
404
00:34:26,937 --> 00:34:29,146
yer making him explain
"The Big Lebowski," alright?
405
00:34:29,147 --> 00:34:30,956
No, no, I mean it. After all this
406
00:34:30,957 --> 00:34:32,867
and I don't get an explanation for that,
407
00:34:32,868 --> 00:34:34,201
I'm gonna punch something.
408
00:34:52,370 --> 00:34:53,637
G'day.
409
00:34:55,598 --> 00:34:57,225
Whaddya got there, mate?
410
00:34:57,226 --> 00:34:59,927
A plutonium fissile device.
411
00:34:59,928 --> 00:35:01,303
25 kilotons.
412
00:35:01,304 --> 00:35:03,848
Ah. An atomo bomb.
413
00:35:03,849 --> 00:35:06,559
Why're yeh doin' that for?
414
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,778
We're from New Zealand.
415
00:35:11,347 --> 00:35:12,423
No, you're not.
416
00:35:12,424 --> 00:35:14,567
Sure, we are.
417
00:35:14,568 --> 00:35:16,577
Don't be a bloody dag, bro.
418
00:35:16,578 --> 00:35:18,061
Ye take me for a drongo?
419
00:35:18,062 --> 00:35:19,880
I know a Kiwi when I
see one and yer no...
420
00:35:33,244 --> 00:35:36,822
Phase Two is in place
and awaits your command.
421
00:35:36,823 --> 00:35:38,391
Any sign of Custer?
422
00:35:38,392 --> 00:35:40,884
Not yet.
423
00:35:40,885 --> 00:35:44,230
Eager for your revenge, Klaus?
424
00:35:44,231 --> 00:35:45,756
You wanted to cut a... a, uh...
425
00:35:45,757 --> 00:35:48,091
To carve a vagina into Custer's head.
426
00:35:48,092 --> 00:35:49,593
- Vagina.
- That's right.
427
00:35:49,594 --> 00:35:52,672
Delightful piece of sadistic irony.
428
00:35:56,309 --> 00:35:57,693
And my reward, as well.
429
00:35:57,694 --> 00:35:59,595
Uh, my looks.
430
00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:03,726
My beauty fully restored.
431
00:36:06,027 --> 00:36:07,712
Right, right, right, right.
432
00:36:07,713 --> 00:36:10,947
It's just that, uh,
physical attractiveness
433
00:36:10,948 --> 00:36:15,044
has always been sort of
a calling card for me.
434
00:36:15,045 --> 00:36:18,805
And you'll have it, God willing.
435
00:36:21,809 --> 00:36:24,704
How is the Christ child?
436
00:36:24,705 --> 00:36:27,039
Uh, good, good.
437
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,582
Focused.
438
00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:31,260
Deep in rehearsal for
the big show and...
439
00:36:38,367 --> 00:36:40,594
... you know I lost him, don't you?
440
00:36:40,595 --> 00:36:43,756
That's why you keep asking.
441
00:36:43,757 --> 00:36:45,282
It wasn't me!
442
00:36:45,283 --> 00:36:47,785
It was Custer! He's the
one that broke him out!
443
00:36:47,786 --> 00:36:48,786
But don't worry.
444
00:36:48,787 --> 00:36:50,454
We'll... we'll find him.
445
00:36:50,455 --> 00:36:53,899
I hope so.
446
00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:55,605
God, I love that kid.
447
00:36:55,606 --> 00:36:56,681
Of course.
448
00:36:56,682 --> 00:36:58,516
We all do.
449
00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:00,710
What's not to lo...
450
00:37:02,212 --> 00:37:03,246
What's that?
451
00:37:03,247 --> 00:37:05,172
That...
452
00:37:05,173 --> 00:37:09,936
is canis lupus dingo.
453
00:37:09,937 --> 00:37:11,053
Dingo?
454
00:37:12,606 --> 00:37:15,675
One of my hardier creations.
455
00:37:16,994 --> 00:37:20,622
He disables his prey by
ripping out the trachea.
456
00:37:20,623 --> 00:37:25,660
And if the animal is too tall
and he can't reach the throat...
457
00:37:35,762 --> 00:37:38,798
Don't ever cross me again!
458
00:37:43,044 --> 00:37:44,729
There's your rock.
459
00:37:50,978 --> 00:37:52,545
And there's your God.
460
00:37:57,635 --> 00:37:59,001
Where'd you get this?
461
00:37:59,002 --> 00:38:01,328
Oh, I found it in God's trailer.
462
00:38:01,329 --> 00:38:03,030
What?
463
00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:04,665
Where? How?
464
00:38:04,666 --> 00:38:07,560
We just got lucky.
465
00:38:07,561 --> 00:38:08,928
- Shit.
- It's a trap.
466
00:38:08,929 --> 00:38:10,496
We've gotta get out of here. Go!
467
00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:11,839
Go! Go! Go!
468
00:38:21,559 --> 00:38:25,203
Aah!
469
00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,075
Aah!
470
00:38:39,076 --> 00:38:40,618
I gotcha, Padre!
471
00:38:40,619 --> 00:38:43,304
Shit!
472
00:38:43,305 --> 00:38:46,265
Oh! Goddamn it!
473
00:38:46,266 --> 00:38:47,941
Ahh!
474
00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:56,492
Uhh! Let go!
475
00:38:56,493 --> 00:38:57,527
I gotcha!
476
00:38:57,528 --> 00:38:59,636
No, you don't!
477
00:38:59,637 --> 00:39:02,098
Cass, let me go!
478
00:39:05,994 --> 00:39:09,755
Tell Tulip... to read the letter.
479
00:39:09,756 --> 00:39:11,991
No, no, no! No, Jess... Jesse!
480
00:39:11,992 --> 00:39:13,734
Jesse, don't!
481
00:39:13,735 --> 00:39:15,694
Let me go!
482
00:41:03,385 --> 00:41:06,085
On the next episode of "Preacher"...
483
00:41:06,577 --> 00:41:08,600
- Hello.
- Am I dead?
484
00:41:08,601 --> 00:41:10,624
Heaven is empty. God is gone.
485
00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:13,648
We want you to take His place.
486
00:41:13,649 --> 00:41:16,972
Just feeling bad about every
goddamn thing, well screw that.
487
00:41:16,973 --> 00:41:18,396
The gloves are off now.
488
00:41:18,397 --> 00:41:20,420
- Here's the thing.
- There's no thing, Danny.
489
00:41:20,421 --> 00:41:22,444
- We had a deal.
- You don't understand.
490
00:41:24,269 --> 00:41:25,959
Stop!
491
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,592
There'll be plenty of time for fighting,
492
00:41:27,593 --> 00:41:29,293
when Hell arrives.
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