Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,313
All right, Bundy.
We've gone right. We've gone left.
2
00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:22,074
I'm gonna send you right up the middle.
Can you do it?
3
00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:23,878
I think so, coach.
4
00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,076
Give me the shoe.
5
00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:30,352
On one. Break!
6
00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,599
Hut.
7
00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:47,631
See? I told you I was a size five.
8
00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,471
I'll take them. How much?
9
00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:52,392
Thirty bucks for the shoes...
10
00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,915
...130 for labor.
11
00:01:56,720 --> 00:02:00,030
- All I've got is 20.
- Deal.
12
00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,592
Oh, by the way, can we interest you
in our extended warranty?
13
00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,028
It's 50 bucks extra...
14
00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:08,435
...but if you get stuck
and can't get them off...
15
00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,796
...we'll tow your big ass back here
for free.
16
00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,428
Size five.
17
00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,438
Why can't women ever admit
to being anything over a size five?
18
00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:24,392
- Yeah.
- That's the good thing about men.
19
00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,750
We don't lie about size.
20
00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,556
Of course, I don't have to.
21
00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:34,557
Well, neither do I.
22
00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:41,679
Well.
23
00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,672
Neither do I.
24
00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:47,878
Contest?
25
00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:51,839
Let's rock.
26
00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:07,949
May I show you something?
27
00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,748
It better be shoes.
28
00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,395
- I got this one.
- It's my shoe store.
29
00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:15,993
It's Gary's shoe store.
30
00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,437
And Gary begat me and I begat you,
so you begat away from me.
31
00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:23,558
Of course.
32
00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,395
Hello, Peg.
33
00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,909
Hi, honey. I've got good news.
34
00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,759
Mom's feeling betterand she can get around on her own.
35
00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,679
So can a planet, Peg.
What's that to me?
36
00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:37,718
I'm coming home tomorrow night.
37
00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,070
I expect you to pick me upat the train station.
38
00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:41,599
All right, all right.
39
00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,712
Now, my train arrives at 8 p.m. on--
40
00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:53,391
These are nice, but I was looking
for something supple and long-lasting.
41
00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,596
That would be me.
42
00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:58,434
I'll be over at 8.
43
00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:09,394
Hey, Griff. I thought since your divorce
you gave up on women.
44
00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:13,633
That's not a woman.
That's a stripper I got a shot with.
45
00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,230
She's dancing tomorrow night
at Club Gooey.
46
00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,237
You wanna come?
47
00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:24,876
No, I got something
gooey coming in on the train.
48
00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:37,269
- Can I get you some shoes?
- I'm just looking.
49
00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,190
Well, how about some duct tape?
50
00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,319
He's just hungry.
51
00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,279
Well, I'm hungry too,
you don't see me crying.
52
00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,795
At least not on the outside.
53
00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:53,670
- Is it okay if I feed him?
- Sure, go ahead. I'm just kidding.
54
00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,992
While you're at it,
throw a little something on for me.
55
00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:09,233
What in sam hill are you doing?
56
00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,791
- I'm breast-feeding.
- Well, why?
57
00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,156
Because he can't cook.
58
00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:18,350
You just told me
it was all right if I fed him.
59
00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:22,149
Well, I meant to give him something
healthy, like an Orange Bang.
60
00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:26,628
You're gonna have to-- You're
gonna have to shut that thing off and--
61
00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,474
Ooze on down the road.
62
00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:30,948
Let's go, Eric.
63
00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,879
But believe me, this isn't the last
you've heard of this.
64
00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,432
So much for milk doing a body good.
65
00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:46,396
What is happening to this country,
when a woman of the opposite sex...
66
00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:50,189
...can just waddle into your place
of business, your holy sanctuary...
67
00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,237
...and bare her breasts?
68
00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:56,277
- That's disgusting.
- It's repulsive.
69
00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:22,429
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,and thank you for riding Am Train...
70
00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:26,912
...where our motto is,"I think I can, I think I can."
71
00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,469
Excuse me, ma'am.
Do you mind if I sit here?
72
00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,275
- Do you sell women's shoes?
- God, no.
73
00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,159
I transport radioactive sludge
across the country.
74
00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:39,759
Well, as long as you don't sell
women's shoes.
75
00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,638
Thank you.
76
00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:48,716
So you're taking that
to a toxic-waste dump?
77
00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,349
Yeah. Los Angeles.
78
00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,434
Isn't it dangerous to be carrying
that stuff on the train?
79
00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:58,200
I wouldn't concern myself
in the least about that, ma'am.
80
00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:01,437
We are the United States government.
We know what we're doing.
81
00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:07,318
Toxic spill. Run for your lives.
82
00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:14,717
Now, you're sure these shoes aren't
made with any animal byproducts.
83
00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:19,753
Not unless you've come across
a Naugahyde-asaurus lately.
84
00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,310
Good. Because
it's against my belief...
85
00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,557
...to upset the balance of nature
in any way.
86
00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,598
That's why I haven't washed my feet
since I converted.
87
00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,311
I hope I haven't offended you.
88
00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:37,438
You've got to have lunch
before you lose it.
89
00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,996
How come you always get
the normal people...
90
00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,510
...and I always get
the sideshow folk?
91
00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:52,389
Tell you what, Al,
the next one that walks in here...
92
00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,517
...you can watch me work.
93
00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,355
Hello, honey.
94
00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,238
My name is Griff.
95
00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:06,596
I own this mall.
96
00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,468
Yeah, did you notice his luxury
Geo Metro...
97
00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:13,109
...with the "Po Boy" vanity plates...
98
00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,638
...parked in the executive level Z?
99
00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:23,118
Hey, Dad?
Listen, we just got a call from Mom.
100
00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,874
Well, don't blame me,
I didn't give her the number.
101
00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,908
Well, we have some good news
and we have some bad news.
102
00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,912
There was a train wreck,
but Mom's okay.
103
00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,910
So, what's the good news?
104
00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,357
She wants you to pick her up
at 1 a.m...
105
00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:42,195
...which is in the morning,
but I'm not sure what time.
106
00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:47,634
Well, for you, that would be
five guys past midnight.
107
00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,753
Come to think of it,
we do have some garter belts.
108
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,992
But I'll have to take you in the back
for a fitting.
109
00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:00,111
Isn't it dark back there?
110
00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,749
Why, yes, I believe it is.
111
00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,358
Okay, Erik and Lyle...
112
00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:08,199
...what else have you got
to put me out of my misery?
113
00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:10,915
Well, I just got another acting job.
114
00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:12,673
Khalil's False Eye Emporium...
115
00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:16,196
...is shooting their commercial
for their Peter Falk birthday sale.
116
00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:20,638
And they want me
to be their wink-wink girl.
117
00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,039
You must be very proud.
118
00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:27,717
I'll say. This could be the springboard
to my own sitcom on Fox.
119
00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:32,435
Well, usually that comes
before the Khalil eye job.
120
00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,915
Anyway, I just need $100
for wardrobe and makeup.
121
00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:37,917
- I promise I'll pay you back.
- All right.
122
00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:41,430
Just buy me a nice headstone.
We'll call it even.
123
00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,032
You got it, big guy.
124
00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:46,350
We're not going to buy him
a headstone, are we?
125
00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:50,758
No. Mom already sold him
to that medical school in Mexico.
126
00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,438
So how's that garter belt
working out?
127
00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:02,148
I can't tell. There's no mirror in here.
128
00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,437
Well, that's why
I brought this Polaroid.
129
00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,875
Well, the wife's away
and the kids are gone.
130
00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,712
There's no one here to annoy me.
131
00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:15,832
- Al Bundy.
- No.
132
00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:20,916
Did you banish this woman and
her child from your store yesterday?
133
00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:22,115
I did.
134
00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:25,118
How dare you deny her
her God-given right to nurse her baby...
135
00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,590
...whenever Mother Nature calls.
136
00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:31,357
Breast-feeding
is a natural biological function.
137
00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,797
So is peeing, but you don't see me
doing that in public.
138
00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:43,632
Well, the last time I looked,
the side of my garage was in public.
139
00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:47,278
Marcie.
140
00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,909
You may have noticed
that this is a place of business.
141
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,391
Are you going to allow this woman
to nurse or not?
142
00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:02,274
Marcie, in the words
of your own people:
143
00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,590
"Cluck no."
144
00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:11,717
Then you leave me no choice.
145
00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:21,158
Left, right, left, right, left,
right, left, right, left, right.
146
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:24,392
Company halt!
147
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,234
Present babies.
148
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:31,193
Express milk.
149
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,599
We apologizefor our little toxic incident...
150
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:51,673
...but feel free to keepyour souvenir decontamination suits...
151
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,036
...and thank you for riding Am Train...
152
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:58,239
...where we careand we settle out of court.
153
00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,396
Do you mind if I sit down?
154
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,831
Is that a pie you're carrying?
155
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:07,550
- Yes, it is.
- Oh, park it, granny.
156
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:12,430
Decontamination
sure takes a lot out of you.
157
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:15,592
Not that the barium wasn't fun.
158
00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:20,630
Would you like to have a piece
of banana cream pie?
159
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,996
Well, I'm on a diet...
160
00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,151
...but I'm sure bananas are on it.
161
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,920
That'll be $50.
162
00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,632
Forget it. I'll just wait
until they serve dinner.
163
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,872
All right.
Who ordered the kosher meal?
164
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,918
Anyone? Anyone?
165
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:44,191
Okay. Here's your 50 bucks.
Now give me.
166
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,473
Have you got a fork?
167
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,995
It'll cost you.
168
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:53,319
Well, never mind.
I'll just eat it just like this.
169
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,235
Attention, Am Train survivors.
170
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,313
We seem to have runinto some minor difficulty.
171
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,198
Have you got a napkin?
172
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,072
Well, yes.
173
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:19,880
Twenty dollars.
174
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,950
Dad, I hate to bother you again, but--
175
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,716
Well, there's a Kodak moment.
176
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,873
So, what do you want, son?
177
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,680
Mom wanted me to tell you
she was in another train wreck.
178
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,709
Son, your mother is a train wreck.
179
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:51,949
Now, as you can see,
I'm busy with suckle-palooza here.
180
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:55,040
Is there any part of your story
that's of interest to me?
181
00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:58,556
Just that Mom's coming in at 3 a.m.,
and she expects you to be there.
182
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,233
See you.
183
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,678
Well, the train station at 3 a.m.
184
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:07,755
It'll just be me and Streisand picking up
our loved ones from Wanker County.
185
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,476
So, Al. Now that you see
how serious we are...
186
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,557
...are you ready to listen
to our demands?
187
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,159
Not yet.
188
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,511
Now I'm ready.
189
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,388
Fine.
190
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,593
Hit it, girls.
191
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,712
We shall not, we shall not be moved
192
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:29,875
Go ahead, sing.
193
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,753
We shall notWe shall not be moved
194
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,752
Sing and nurse, nurse and sing...
195
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,190
...but mark my words,
you shall not win this one.
196
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,668
Men will rally around me.
197
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,917
They'll march through the shadow
of the valley of your immensity...
198
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,792
...see the righteousness
of my cause.
199
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,791
For men are trustworthy, loyal and--
200
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,632
We shall not be moved
201
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,633
We shall notWe shall not be moved
202
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,515
We shall notWe shall not be moved
203
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,911
We shall notWe shall not be--
204
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:19,032
Jefferson, you little wuss.
205
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,595
How could you do this
to your own breed?
206
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,159
Marcie made me do it.
207
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,960
She said she didn't have enough
women for her protest...
208
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,873
...so it was either this or get a job.
209
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:34,195
- Oh, how low.
- A job? I agree.
210
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,517
Not that, J. Edgar-- Give me this doll.
211
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,790
You know what I've a good mind
to do with this?
212
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,429
Give it back to the little girl
I took it from?
213
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,951
Exactly.
214
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,790
There, sweetie. That's a good girl.
215
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,996
Jefferson,
you know what this means?
216
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,673
No, don't tell the guys.
217
00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:01,276
I couldn't take another night
of a thousand wedgies.
218
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:05,277
All right, there's one way
you can buy my silence.
219
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:10,513
That's cruel. That's horrible.
That's evil.
220
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,591
I'll do it.
221
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:25,514
Now that we've weeded
one traitor out of the ranks...
222
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:29,958
...let's see if we have any more
Mrs. Doubtfires here.
223
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,671
You're a woman.
224
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,391
And you're a comet.
225
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,629
One, two, three, fourWe will breast-feed in your store
226
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,395
One, two, three, fourWe will breast-feed in your store
227
00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:02,111
Well, Bob, this is
Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardenal...
228
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:07,913
...live at the mall, where the so-called
Chicago lactathon is still going strong.
229
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:12,870
But yet, Mr. Bundy,
you seem strangely unmoved. Why so?
230
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,792
Well...
231
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,917
...Miranda.
232
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,550
First of all, I know
that I'm on the side of good.
233
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,950
And secondly...
234
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,873
...I need the overtime.
235
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,236
Nonetheless, I can see
that this protest...
236
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,948
...has completely
paralyzed your business.
237
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,988
I can see you've never shopped
in the store before.
238
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:38,073
Be that as it may,
you can't let this go on forever.
239
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,639
What do you plan to do?
240
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,110
Well, all I can say is,
Al Bundy never says "die."
241
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:46,592
Well, he says "die,"
he just never does.
242
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,876
If you'll just bring your cameras
this way...
243
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,270
...you will see the master at work.
244
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:54,839
Now, Marcie.
245
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,432
Before I unleash
my ultimate weapon...
246
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:02,037
...I'm going to be gracious and give you
and your Milk Duds there...
247
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,874
...a chance to hoof it on out of here.
248
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,633
What do you say?
249
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,633
No way, Old Smeller.
250
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:15,270
We have drawn our line in the sand
and we shall not be moved.
251
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,988
- Yeah!
- Fine.
252
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,800
If you want an all-out war...
253
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,230
...you've got one.
254
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,949
No Ma'am heavyweight division,
company halt.
255
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,519
Present...
256
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,948
...beer bellies!
257
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,760
Boogie down.
258
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:06,112
What the hell is going on here?
259
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,271
Counterprotest. We're dancing.
260
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,590
Hell, that ain't dancing.
261
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:11,909
This is dancing.
262
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,632
One, two, three, fourWe will breast-feed in your store
263
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,711
One, two, three, fourWe will...
264
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,709
Bud, wake up.
265
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,836
Oh, La Toya.
266
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,557
Did you foresee
our love in advance?
267
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,550
Bud, wake up.
268
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,791
You were dreaming again.
269
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,110
Was it the Judds?
270
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,955
No, the Jacksons.
271
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,676
It wasn't Tito, was it?
272
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,917
I'm afraid so.
273
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,916
He was just teaching me
how to dance.
274
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:14,594
Who cares. My commercial's coming
on for Khalil's False Eye-Emporium.
275
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,353
Hi, I'm Kelly for Khalil's--
276
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,160
We now bring youthis important news bulletin.
277
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,628
Just my luck.
278
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,513
Every time I get a commercial,
some stupid war breaks out...
279
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,075
...in some stupid country
I can't even pronounce.
280
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,515
That could be France.
281
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,156
I said "country."
282
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,437
One, two, three, fourWe will breast-feed in your store
283
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,353
I'm Miranda Veracruzde la Jolla Cardenal...
284
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,750
...still here at Gary's Shoe Store...
285
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,997
...because, quite frankly,I have a mortgage to pay.
286
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:49,073
It's really anyone's guesshow this one will turn out.
287
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,311
But my guess is, since it is 4 a.m...
288
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:55,269
...you're either watching
Gilligan's Island or you're on it.
289
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:56,993
Another late-breaking story.
290
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,350
An unidentified womanwaiting for her husband...
291
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,318
...was chasedfrom the train station...
292
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,988
...by a gang of peopleat 3 a.m. this morning.
293
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,877
But then again, this is Chicago,so that's not really news.
294
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,553
Back to you, Miranda.
295
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,789
What kind of woman would hang out at
the train station at 3:00 in the morning?
296
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,631
Hi, kids. I'm home.
297
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,189
So where's your father?
298
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:42,479
- This better be good.
- Oh, it is.
299
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,473
One, two, three, fourWe will breast-feed in your store
23410
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof