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- Oh, that was the best one yet.
- Mmm-mmm.
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You gotta love these
Valentine's Day deliveries.
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Oh, do we have any of those candy hearts
with the little messages on them?
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Uh, no. But I've got some
fancy pants perfume for you.
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- Get rid of it!
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Get rid of it!
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Okay,
what about this one, Julien?
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Roses are red. Violets are green.
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You are so handsome,
you make all the ladies scream.
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It's no use, Maurice,
I am a king without a kingdom.
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Where is all the admiration?
The fawning? The brown nosing?
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Is anybody even listening to me up there?
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Oh!
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What the...
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"Love Potion Number Nine"?
How does this thing work anyway?
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Ow!
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Stop it, stop it. That tickles.
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"Irresistible."
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Maurice.
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Do you see what is happening here?
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Make them stop. Make them stop.
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It is a message from the gods.
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They are looking down from the heavens
and saying, "King Julien."
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And I say, "Ugh, what do you want now?"
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And they say, "Sorry to disturb you,
all great and most dashing king
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with all the best dance moves."
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And I say, "Oh, do you mean like this?"
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"Yes! We love that!"
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"So, get on with it.
What do you want already?"
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"Even though you're all these great things,
you deserve more."
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"Oh, go on."
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"King Julien, take this potion
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and from this moment forth
you will be known as the King of Love."
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Ah!
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King of Love?
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Come, Maurice. We have much work to do.
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Wake up, Africa. it's Valentine's Day!
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Happy Valentine's Day to you.
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And Happy Valentine's Day to you.
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- Who?
- You, you, you, and you.
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What's Valentine's Day?
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Hold up.
Don't tell me you've never heard of...
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The best day of the year! Whoo!
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Wow, you're really into this holiday, huh?
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Please, you have no idea.
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We love you, Alex!
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And I love this holiday!
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Oh, Alex.
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So, what do we do with these?
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That's the best part.
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Once you get a Valentine,
you get to give one back.
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Here, I'll start you off. "Dear Alex,
you're the best. Love you, Ostrich."
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See, now I can display it right here
on my very own Valentine's tree!
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Huh? Huh?
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Whoa! Hey!
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Hey! What's going on?
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King Julien's selling a magical
love potion. I want some!
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A love potion?
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- I want some!
- Me, too!
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Wait for me!
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Hey, hey, hey! Hey, wait up!
Guys, Valentine's tree.
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It's not going anywhere.
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And neither are we, Alex.
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Now, come on, let's go see what
that psychotic lemur's up to now.
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You know what, you... Why don't you...
I think you guys could...
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You guys go ahead. I'll catch up later.
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Where is he going?
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Uh, acupuncture appointment?
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Yep, definitely acupuncture.
Come on. Gotta go.
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- Her name is G-L-O-R-I-A. Gloria!
- Gloria!
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Stop. Stop. Stop. Come on, you guys. This
is my first Valentine's Day with Gloria.
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This surprise has to be perfect.
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I'm fine, I'm fine, okay.
What are you doing?
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Ugh, look at him.
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All stressed out
and driving everyone crazy.
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Skipper, what are you going
to get Hula Girl for Valentine's Day?
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Nothing! No hokey knickknacks
or cheesy gestures needed here.
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Isn't that right, dollface?
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Drama!
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What the...
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Ladies and gentlemen, gather around.
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Today is your lucky day
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because the King of Love's
love potion spectacular is about to begin.
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Go take your troubles to the King of love
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That's me!
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The Heavens sent me, from above
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Go on, everybody, get into a line
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Try a little spray
of Love Potion Number Nine
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Oh! Me, me, me, me. I'll try it.
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Ah-ha!
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Here's a young fellow I've never met, ever.
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Let me guess.
Little irritating pest like yourself.
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Probably not too popular, are you?
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No! I'm not popular.
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- Well, your luck's about to change.
- Ow!
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Just sign this contract committing you
to eternal servitude
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- and I will make you...
- Irresistible.
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Yes! Let's do it.
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- Open your eye.
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- It burns!
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Oh-ho-ho!
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Oh!
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- Ew!
- Dang!
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Well, hello!
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Aren't you just the most adorable
little thing I've ever seen?
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Oh!
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Ah!
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Come on! it's a dude.
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Do it.
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Ugh.
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I'm irresistible!
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- I wanna be irresistible!
- Me, too!
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Sign here, sign here.
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I like you.
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How you like me now?
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No!
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Next.
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- I want some!
- Me, too!
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Right here, right here!
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Oh, come on, fellas.
You're not buying all of this, are you?
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Well, I ain't buying it.
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I mean, a love potion? Zebras, please.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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I ain't never seen a zebra like you before.
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I'm not a zebra. I'm an okapi.
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Crack-a-lackin'.
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Crack-a-lackin'.
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Where did you come from?
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Just visiting from another reserve.
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Hey, I can show you around!
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- So could I!
- So could I!
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- So could I!
- Me, too!
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I know this place better than anyone!
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Aw! Looks like somebody got bit
by the love bug.
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Yeah, well, so did all of them.
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Okay, see you later then.
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Bye!
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If only I had something to make me
stand out from the pack.
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Lave Potion Number Nine
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Irresistible.
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Ha!
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I mean, nice doing business with you.
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Marty, there's no such thing
as a love potion.
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You could make her a card.
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Spray me.
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Open your eye.
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Whoops! Fresh out.
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No, no, Julien. You gotta get me more.
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What do I look like? A wizard?
I don't know how to make that stuff.
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- Fine. No love potion, no contract.
- Yeah!
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You'll hear from my attorney!
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Maurice, you're my attorney.
Can he do that?
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I don't know.
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Hey, come on!
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Wait. What am I supposed to do now?
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You're the King of Love. Figure it out.
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A love potion?
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Yes, I need you to make me
another batch of it.
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Negative, twinkletoes.
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What? Why?
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I don't like you.
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And besides, the only place
to find ingredients like these around here
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is at the human safari camp.
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Forget it! That place is a deathtrap!
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Skipper, I need 300 pink coconuts
for Gloria's tiara, stat.
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Whoa, sounds like a blast.
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But we've got a rendezvous
at the human safari camp.
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Where's a monkey
when you need one?
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Ugh. Fellas, if I ever let some doll
get to me like that,
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just put me down.
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What? What did I do?
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Target identified, sir. All clear. Skipper.
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This silent treatment is killing me.
Just tell me what's bothering you.
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I can't get into this right now, dollface.
Keep lookout. We'll be back in a jiff.
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Whoo.
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Today must be my lucky day.
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I tell you, fellas, it's like I'm talking
to a piece of wood.
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How am I supposed to know
what she's thinking?
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- I mean, I'm not a mind reader.
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What is going on in here? Penguins?
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You can only get so far
when the conversation's all one-sided.
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Rico?
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Fire! Stop, drop and roll!
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One minute everything's peachy
and the next, sneak attack.
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Flanks me with the cold shoulder.
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Skipper, with all due respect...
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You and your lady friend need
to patch things up. Pronto!
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You're right, I deserve that.
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Um, Skipper, there's something you need
to see up here.
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- Whoa.
- This better be important, Private.
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Shiitake mushrooms.
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Penguins! Get them!
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- Hula Girl!
- We'll deal with this later!
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Dollface!
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- Rose petals?
- Check.
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- Water?
- Check.
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Is it ready yet? There must be 50 zebras
all up in her face right now.
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Come on, Marty. This things not going
to make you irresistible.
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Trying to work here.
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Melman? Where did that giraffe go?
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Chop-chop, Kowalski.
I need that potion now.
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A couple more love songs on that ukulele
and I'll be done for.
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All right, everybody out. Out, out, out!
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Final ingredient.
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Hexyl cinnamaldehyde.
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Hexyl cinna what?
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I don't know! Just improvise.
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Lovebug?
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Why not?
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Whoa!
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Gentlemen, Love Potion Number 10.
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Finally! Oh!
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Hey!
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- Sorry.
- Marty, wait!
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Alex, come here. Is something going on?
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- What?
- Is Melman avoiding me?
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- No, no. It... I... Marty!
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Should I make you another batch?
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There's no time.
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Don Ho's not stealing my girl
without a fight!
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Marty, this will never work!
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You never know unless you try.
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- Ow! What the...
- He's right, freak.
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The joke will be on you
when my magic potion works its magic.
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And the water buffalo said,
"That's not my mama."
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I'll admit it. I like romantic comedies.
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- Hey, where's she going?
- What?
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- We were talking.
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- What she doing?
- Hello!
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Hi, there.
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She spoke to me.
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- Did I say that out loud?
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I don't know what it is about you,
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but there's something that
I just find irresistible.
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Wow.
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Check it out, it's actually working.
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How can it be permissible
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She compromise my principle
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Yeah, yeah
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Oh!
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She a craze you endorse
she's a powerful force
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You're obliged to conform
when there's no other course
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Ah!
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But now I find her
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Whoo!
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Higher, higher!
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Yeah!
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Whoo!
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Call me.
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Simply irresistible
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Hey, Alex, welcome to the love shack.
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Ho-ho. Wow. Yeah, this is really something.
253
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Oh, you've gotta read some
of these Valentines.
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I didn't think they could find a word
to rhyme with magnificent. But they did!
255
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,034
- Ha-ha!
256
00:12:29,128 --> 00:12:35,135
Yeah, you know, speaking of Valentines, I
realized I still hadn't given you yours. So...
257
00:12:35,234 --> 00:12:36,804
Great! Throw it on the pile.
258
00:12:37,103 --> 00:12:41,950
Oh! How could I have missed the pile?
Okay, I'll just be on my way then.
259
00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:44,385
Unless you have something...
260
00:12:44,477 --> 00:12:46,047
That's the stuff!
261
00:12:46,145 --> 00:12:47,647
...for me?
262
00:12:47,747 --> 00:12:49,055
Mmm. Smells like jojoba.
263
00:12:50,616 --> 00:12:54,928
Oh, did you say something out loud? Alex?
264
00:12:56,455 --> 00:12:58,196
Any requests, Marty?
265
00:12:58,924 --> 00:13:00,130
Free Bird?
266
00:13:00,726 --> 00:13:04,173
At least I never needed
a magic love potion to get my Valentines.
267
00:13:04,263 --> 00:13:05,469
They came naturally.
268
00:13:05,564 --> 00:13:06,838
I don't know, Julien.
269
00:13:06,932 --> 00:13:08,969
This doesn't look like
the one the penguins made.
270
00:13:09,068 --> 00:13:10,672
Don't worry, hippo woman.
271
00:13:10,770 --> 00:13:13,774
I threw in a few new ingredients
to kick it up a notch.
272
00:13:13,873 --> 00:13:15,875
That giraffe won't know what hit him.
273
00:13:15,975 --> 00:13:17,147
- Nice try, Julien.
- Hey!
274
00:13:17,243 --> 00:13:18,881
- Alex!
- Seriously, Gloria, come on.
275
00:13:18,978 --> 00:13:20,286
Not you, too.
276
00:13:20,379 --> 00:13:22,188
But I think I might be losing Melman.
277
00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:23,487
You are!
278
00:13:23,582 --> 00:13:25,459
You're not losing Melman.
You don't need this.
279
00:13:25,551 --> 00:13:26,962
Yes, you do!
280
00:13:27,053 --> 00:13:29,294
Oh, I don't know what to think any more!
281
00:13:29,388 --> 00:13:30,526
Gloria!
282
00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:34,160
Could this day get any worse?
Ow! What was that?
283
00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:35,466
A wake-up call.
284
00:13:35,561 --> 00:13:37,563
Wake up? What are you talking about?
285
00:13:37,663 --> 00:13:40,337
You used to be a New York giant.
286
00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:44,040
Now, your hair's a mess
and you're all alone.
287
00:13:44,136 --> 00:13:45,547
Yeah, well, it's your fault.
288
00:13:45,638 --> 00:13:48,050
Your stupid potion is making
everybody crazy.
289
00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:51,417
Is it? Or are you crazy not to try it?
290
00:13:51,510 --> 00:13:52,511
Yeah, right.
291
00:13:52,611 --> 00:13:54,852
You can be irresistible.
292
00:13:54,947 --> 00:13:57,188
Just like you were back in New York.
293
00:13:57,283 --> 00:13:58,387
Close your eyes.
294
00:13:58,484 --> 00:14:01,829
Can you hear the crowd
screaming your name?
295
00:14:03,122 --> 00:14:06,194
"We love you, freak." They're going
crazy for you. Do you hear it?
296
00:14:06,292 --> 00:14:07,327
Yeah, I can hear them.
297
00:14:07,426 --> 00:14:08,906
- Freak, freak, freak, freak.
- Freak.
298
00:14:08,961 --> 00:14:10,907
They can't control themselves. Freak!
299
00:14:10,996 --> 00:14:12,737
- Freak! Freak!
- Freak!
300
00:14:12,832 --> 00:14:15,244
Don't you want that back again?
301
00:14:15,367 --> 00:14:16,345
I do.
302
00:14:16,836 --> 00:14:17,974
Sign here.
303
00:14:21,207 --> 00:14:22,515
Now, go get your mojo back.
304
00:14:28,214 --> 00:14:29,750
What is that smell?
305
00:14:29,849 --> 00:14:34,093
Ladies and gentlemen, Alex the Lion!
306
00:14:35,688 --> 00:14:37,361
- Ha-ha!
- You reek!
307
00:14:37,456 --> 00:14:40,096
- Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna be sick.
- Me, too!
308
00:14:40,559 --> 00:14:41,537
Get away from us!
309
00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:42,968
Hey. wait!
310
00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:54,349
- How long is this song?
- Whoo-hoo!
311
00:14:54,807 --> 00:14:56,878
I think I need a little air.
312
00:14:58,511 --> 00:14:59,649
Hey, where's Marty?
313
00:14:59,745 --> 00:15:00,746
Where's Marty?
314
00:15:01,981 --> 00:15:02,982
Ah!
315
00:15:03,082 --> 00:15:04,254
That's more like it.
316
00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:06,626
What's more like it?
317
00:15:07,086 --> 00:15:12,468
All right. Why don't you take five, ladies?
I need a little Marty time.
318
00:15:12,558 --> 00:15:13,832
Sounds great.
319
00:15:13,926 --> 00:15:16,270
- Come on, everybody. it's Marty time.
320
00:15:17,162 --> 00:15:20,666
You guys are funny.
But seriously, I need a little space.
321
00:15:20,766 --> 00:15:22,905
A little more space, please.
322
00:15:23,202 --> 00:15:26,945
More space, more space!
323
00:15:27,072 --> 00:15:29,177
- Hey, look! There's Marty!
- Where?
324
00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:33,883
Easy, easy. Perfect.
325
00:15:34,013 --> 00:15:35,356
Save yourself!
326
00:15:35,447 --> 00:15:37,222
Save my what?
327
00:15:42,188 --> 00:15:43,326
Oh.
328
00:15:43,422 --> 00:15:44,958
- Melman?
- What?
329
00:15:45,057 --> 00:15:46,058
Melman!
330
00:15:49,428 --> 00:15:51,965
Melman, why don't you wanna
spend time with me today?
331
00:15:52,097 --> 00:15:55,044
What? No, it's not you. It's...
332
00:15:55,134 --> 00:15:57,842
- it's me? You're dumping me?
- I'm what?
333
00:15:57,937 --> 00:15:59,678
- On Valentine's Day?
- No!
334
00:15:59,772 --> 00:16:01,183
You sick, sick giraffe!
335
00:16:01,273 --> 00:16:02,411
- Gloria!
336
00:16:06,278 --> 00:16:09,225
I don't wanna be irresistible any more!
337
00:16:09,315 --> 00:16:12,057
Come back, Marty! Wait, where's Marty?
338
00:16:15,254 --> 00:16:16,494
Um...
339
00:16:16,589 --> 00:16:17,795
What are we doing here?
340
00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:20,062
Who's Marty?
341
00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:21,502
Beats me.
342
00:16:21,594 --> 00:16:23,870
Oh, girl, I hope that's not permanent.
343
00:16:27,099 --> 00:16:29,204
No more love potion.
344
00:16:36,141 --> 00:16:40,112
Operation "Hula Rescue" is a go!
345
00:16:42,348 --> 00:16:44,123
Skipper, she's heavily guarded.
346
00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:46,520
Not for long.
347
00:16:47,853 --> 00:16:53,394
Listen up, pretty boy, I may not have
your perfect tan or your chiseled abs
348
00:16:53,492 --> 00:16:57,634
but I've got something you'll never have,
a wounded heart.
349
00:16:58,364 --> 00:17:03,006
Dollface, it took losing you
to realize how much I need you in my life.
350
00:17:04,737 --> 00:17:06,080
Just let me talk.
351
00:17:06,171 --> 00:17:09,380
I used to think Valentine's Day
was just a superficial holiday
352
00:17:09,475 --> 00:17:11,955
for sissies, wussies, and pansies.
353
00:17:12,044 --> 00:17:16,550
But now I realize that buying cheap flowers
or some pre-packaged chocolate
354
00:17:16,649 --> 00:17:19,721
isn't just a whacked-out
merchandising conspiracy,
355
00:17:19,818 --> 00:17:22,162
it's also just a nice thing to do.
356
00:17:23,689 --> 00:17:25,259
Huh! Not again!
357
00:17:25,357 --> 00:17:26,665
Skipper! Code red!
358
00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:27,760
Handle it!
359
00:17:30,996 --> 00:17:33,101
- Goodbye!
360
00:17:33,198 --> 00:17:36,509
Well, Hula Girl, I'm begging you.
Will you take me back?
361
00:17:38,337 --> 00:17:40,112
Is that a yes? Or no?
362
00:17:43,943 --> 00:17:44,921
Ha-ha!
363
00:17:49,648 --> 00:17:51,389
Not my bobblehead!
364
00:17:52,952 --> 00:17:54,192
Stop it!
365
00:17:54,853 --> 00:17:58,198
Is it yes, you need more time?
Or, or no, you're not ready to answer?
366
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:00,998
Oh, come on, make up your mind!
367
00:18:01,093 --> 00:18:02,572
You are mine now!
368
00:18:04,596 --> 00:18:05,768
It's a yes!
369
00:18:06,265 --> 00:18:07,266
Aw!
370
00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:10,677
Well, no hard feelings, kid.
Hope we can all stay friends.
371
00:18:12,738 --> 00:18:14,240
No! No!
372
00:18:24,183 --> 00:18:26,754
I don't get it. What happened today?
373
00:18:27,219 --> 00:18:28,755
Well, it's his loss.
374
00:18:28,854 --> 00:18:30,231
I'm over it!
375
00:18:34,426 --> 00:18:36,064
What in the world?
376
00:18:37,062 --> 00:18:42,842
Music? Dance number? Lady Liberty float?
Oh, Melman.
377
00:18:42,935 --> 00:18:45,711
Come on, Julien.
I need that potion.
378
00:18:45,804 --> 00:18:47,010
Mmm. I don't know.
379
00:18:47,106 --> 00:18:51,816
Skinny, sickly guy like yourself.
What could you possibly do for me?
380
00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:55,448
I can reach tall places.
381
00:18:55,547 --> 00:18:56,719
Okay, deal.
382
00:18:56,815 --> 00:18:59,159
Don't you make that deal,
Melman Menkowitz.
383
00:18:59,251 --> 00:19:02,698
- Oh, great. They're gonna make up.
- Come on, Frankie.
384
00:19:03,989 --> 00:19:09,905
Okay, this is like the sweetest thing
that anyone's ever tried to do for me.
385
00:19:09,995 --> 00:19:11,804
Yeah, until I ruined it.
386
00:19:11,897 --> 00:19:14,104
Baby, I didn't need all this.
387
00:19:14,199 --> 00:19:17,237
All I wanted to know was that
you were thinking about me.
388
00:19:17,336 --> 00:19:19,839
Hmm. Oh, I was thinking about you.
389
00:19:19,972 --> 00:19:20,973
Aw!
390
00:19:21,073 --> 00:19:24,111
Yeah, well, here's someone
none of us was thinking about.
391
00:19:24,209 --> 00:19:25,187
Aw.
392
00:19:25,811 --> 00:19:29,884
You know what? I think I know
something that might cheer him up.
393
00:19:29,982 --> 00:19:34,931
"Roses are red, violets are blue,
I love writing myself Valentines,
394
00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:37,728
but no one else seems to do it to me."
395
00:19:38,791 --> 00:19:40,532
It's too wordy.
396
00:19:41,226 --> 00:19:42,261
Huh?
397
00:19:45,864 --> 00:19:48,071
What the...
398
00:19:57,976 --> 00:19:59,046
Uh...
399
00:19:59,144 --> 00:20:02,455
We know it's not like it was
back at the zoo, but...
400
00:20:02,548 --> 00:20:04,619
- We could make you some more.
- No.
401
00:20:05,951 --> 00:20:07,988
You got it just right.
402
00:20:08,087 --> 00:20:11,728
It's not about how many cards you get,
it's about who you get them from.
403
00:20:12,491 --> 00:20:13,629
Aw!
404
00:20:15,828 --> 00:20:18,206
Wow! No offense, but you stink!
405
00:20:18,297 --> 00:20:19,867
You need a bath!
406
00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:22,275
- In turpentine!
407
00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:25,143
Ladies and gentlemen, gather around!
408
00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:26,806
Oh, not again!
409
00:20:26,939 --> 00:20:30,853
The King of Love is back with
a brand new bottle of...
410
00:20:32,377 --> 00:20:36,086
And the lucky freak who gets
to try it first will be...
411
00:20:36,181 --> 00:20:38,252
- Ha-ha!
412
00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:40,687
- Ah!
413
00:20:45,257 --> 00:20:48,670
It's okay. It's okay.
There's still some left.
414
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:49,898
Now, who wants it?
415
00:20:50,362 --> 00:20:51,363
- Ew!
416
00:20:51,463 --> 00:20:53,568
That is disgusting!
417
00:20:53,665 --> 00:20:55,804
Oh, King Julien...
418
00:20:56,702 --> 00:20:57,902
Oh, that's a nightmare coming.
419
00:20:57,936 --> 00:20:59,176
Hey, you can't leave.
420
00:20:59,271 --> 00:21:02,775
You must sign the contract.
Maurice, you're my lawyer. Do something!
421
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:06,914
I would advise against
any sudden movement right now, Julien.
422
00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:09,782
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