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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,320 Wait! 2 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,400 Dad, where is the temple? 3 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:14,920 Over there. 4 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,080 Are we gonna make it? 5 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,080 - No. - Oh, damn... 6 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,280 If anyone makes it up there, 7 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,080 they'll be reborn as angels in heaven. 8 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,840 And will be 100 times more beautiful. 9 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:30,680 -Really? -Really. 10 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,920 Keep chanting then. 11 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:45,200 Wait! Who is this broken-faced woman? 12 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:47,160 Never seen her before. 13 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,520 Hope she's not one of the Holy Father's wives. 14 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,680 She's mine. 15 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:54,880 Oh, Mother! 16 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,200 Mother, hello. 17 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,080 Your dance is so elegant. 18 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,440 Is it? Follow my lead. 19 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:01,800 Continue chanting, Dad. 20 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,000 Wait up! 21 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:16,720 -What? Are we gonna finish the ceremony? -Mother is right. 22 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:18,880 You guys are always late. 23 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,200 What are you wearing? 24 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:21,960 So matching with the ceremony theme! 25 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,640 Bucktooth. 26 00:01:23,719 --> 00:01:25,200 Don't mock her. 27 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,240 You are no different. 28 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:28,960 Look like a horse eating a watermelon. 29 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:30,240 And having the whole thing. 30 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,720 You can continue, Dad. 31 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,920 - Can I now? - Yes, you can. 32 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:46,400 Such a great voice. 33 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,480 Stop! 34 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:38,200 Here is the way up the mountain! 35 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,720 "Only two more kilometers." 36 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:44,440 Are you up for this? 37 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,400 Yes... 38 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,680 Well, then... Let's go! 39 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,160 Okay, stay strong! 40 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,080 I can't. 41 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,800 Get up! 42 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,560 Don't let me fall! 43 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,359 If my feet touch the ground, I can't be ordained. 44 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,360 What's up, buddy? 45 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,560 Call me Holy Father. 46 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:41,840 I forgot. 47 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,120 Eaten yet? 48 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,280 - No, it's too late now. - Oh, yeah? 49 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:53,160 Mother will say goodbye to you now. 50 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:57,520 And I, your lover, will leave too. Oh, I mean wife. 51 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:00,360 Don't rush him, child, he is in a monastery now. 52 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,880 How about Dad? 53 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,040 Oh, he's been passed out since the foot hill. 54 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,160 I'll come to visit again. 55 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,520 Please take care of my dad. 56 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,640 Yes. 57 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:15,520 It's all done, everyone should leave. 58 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:19,640 Then I'll say goodbye. 59 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,520 Be well. 60 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,760 Please leave soon. 61 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:45,840 If the new monk and his followers would follow me to the hall, 62 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:47,520 I'll find you a place. 63 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,200 Yes. 64 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,920 Come, follow me. 65 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:26,560 You will stay here with your followers tonight. 66 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:27,640 All right. 67 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,360 Relax now and get some rest. 68 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:31,720 Yes, Father. 69 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:34,800 Why don't you go get the bedding? 70 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:36,080 Yes, Holy Father. 71 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:39,520 It's breezy up here. Nice and cool. 72 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,080 -I better get going. -Okay. 73 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,640 I'm taking this one. 74 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:46,600 - Wait, Father. - Huh? 75 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,200 Who is sleeping over there? 76 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:49,320 The undertaker. 77 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,880 He just died three days ago. 78 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,920 Why are you so frightened? 79 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 It's just a three-day-old dead body. 80 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,520 Why don't you give him a funeral? 81 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,760 How could I? There was only me in this temple. 82 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:06,200 Then who prepared the body? 83 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,000 -Me. -Who chanted the first night? 84 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,440 -Me. -Second night? 85 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:10,880 -Me. -And last night? 86 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,600 That's right, it was me. 87 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,040 Why don't you put him in the coffin? 88 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,320 Oh, Holy Father, 89 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,640 this temple is on a mountain top. Where am I going to find a coffin? 90 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,760 Holy Father! 91 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:22,560 Don't be frightened. 92 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:26,040 The body's tendons have shrunk. It's natural. 93 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,440 How do you know? Have you been dead before? 94 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:29,520 Yes, I, uh... 95 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,480 Are you crazy? 96 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,920 Come on, help me get him down. 97 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,880 All of you. 98 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:45,600 Uh, Father? 99 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:49,320 Holy Father! 100 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,920 It's a bit shrunk, this is natural. 101 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,760 You earn good karma for helping the dead. 102 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:58,200 -Mano. -Hmm? 103 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,920 -Go get your good karma. -Mmm-mmm. 104 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,320 Go. 105 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,960 Holy Father! Holy Father! 106 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,520 Help him down on the other end. 107 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,200 This is all good karma, you know. 108 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,760 He is delivering good karma. 109 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,600 Oh, Holy Father! 110 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,560 Saisin! Hurry up! 111 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:27,240 Easy, easy. You push the legs, and you, the head. 112 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,240 One, two, three. 113 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,720 Don't be frightened. He has just died. 114 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,720 The acid is still in his stomach. 115 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:39,840 It's natural. 116 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:41,960 Father, it's not about acid. 117 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,440 It's just a fart from me. 118 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,720 Farting is also natural. 119 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,600 Very well. Get some rest then. 120 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:51,999 Uh, Father. 121 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:53,800 How about the body? 122 00:07:53,879 --> 00:07:55,200 It'll be in the hall. 123 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,400 No, I mean, uh... 124 00:07:57,879 --> 00:07:59,480 What are we going to do with the body? 125 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:02,440 I'll leave that up to you. 126 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,080 - So heavy. - Holy Father. 127 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:12,200 Why are you complaining? 128 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,960 Stop being scared. There are three of us here. 129 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,680 It's so stinky. 130 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,840 Ghosts don't exist. 131 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:20,120 Don't be scared. 132 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,080 Holy Father. 133 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:27,160 Where are you going? 134 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:31,760 To keep this mortician's dead body n its place. 135 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:42,360 Holy Father, I think he looks familiar. 136 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,600 What are you talking about? 137 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,240 Take this. 138 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,200 Where? 139 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:55,800 Can you see now? 140 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,880 -Yes. -Holy Father! 141 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,600 Holy Father! 142 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,200 Holy Father, let's swap. 143 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:28,480 What is it with you? 144 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:29,840 -Mano. -Mmm? 145 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:31,240 I'm cold. Let's swap. 146 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,760 Ooh. What are you guys doing? 147 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,680 Shit... 148 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,520 Why do you follow me? 149 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:15,320 Holy Father. 150 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,320 Why did you dump me? 151 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:20,760 If you stayed, I wouldn't get to sleep. 152 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:34,720 - You should be mindful. - Hurry. 153 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,160 You know, 154 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,360 we are in the temple. 155 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:44,800 Why would you be scared of ghosts? 156 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,360 Brothers. 157 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:49,800 Hmm? 158 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,640 Brothers. 159 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,760 Why are you standing there frightened? 160 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,280 Follow me. 161 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,400 Come on, hurry. 162 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:03,200 What's wrong? 163 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,280 Brothers. Come closer. 164 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,360 Go, go. 165 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,680 Too close, that's too close. 166 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:12,840 Too close. 167 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:17,000 You're with a monk, why are you scared of ghosts? 168 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:21,120 Holy Father, he got us last night. 169 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,480 Mmm. 170 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,000 You were there too, weren't you? 171 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,160 Scary shit. 172 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,920 It was the first night, 173 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,200 he had to perform well. 174 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,520 On the following night, he'll drop. 175 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,000 He'll drop, trust me. 176 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:39,400 Don't be scared. 177 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,560 Follow me. 178 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:45,760 Brothers, please be calm. 179 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,640 How could he do that to us? 180 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,920 Holy Father. Please. 181 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,160 Holy Father! Holy Father! Holy Father! Holy Father! 182 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,640 You're a monk! Why are you scared of ghosts? 183 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,600 I'm not scared, I'm just surprised. 184 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,680 Hormone, 185 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:12,280 why are you giving the alms so early? 186 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,400 Not so early, it's only 5:00 a.m. 187 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:20,560 Please. 188 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,920 Let me help. 189 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,480 Wait up. 190 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,560 Won't you give me a blessing? 191 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,760 Good luck then. 192 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,560 Sadhu! 193 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,120 Hey! 194 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:06,280 It's so fulfilling to be blessed by someone I love. 195 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,000 Please. 196 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,240 Folks! 197 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,600 What frightened you? 198 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,920 Hey, Saisin, why are you holding onto me? 199 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,080 I'm scared. 200 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,640 Holy Father, please. 201 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,960 Oh, Baifern. 202 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,600 Why didn't you come to the ceremony? 203 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:40,000 Yeah, Holy Father waited for you all day. 204 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,760 I had a feeling that he didn't want to see me. 205 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,080 -Hmm, is it true? -Is it? 206 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,000 -You didn't? -Brothers! 207 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,640 Let me give alms. 208 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,680 You keep giving me food, 209 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,800 when will the temple be rich? 210 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,560 Next time, make it a thousand, or ten thousand in cash. 211 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,160 I'm not talking to you. 212 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,440 'Cause I'm not pregnant. 213 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,560 Huh? 214 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,680 The rice... 215 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,440 Holy Father, 216 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,400 you haven't blessed me. 217 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,800 May you live long 218 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,080 and prosper. 219 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,280 It's true, isn't it? 220 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,160 Yes. 221 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:37,880 There, I knew it! 222 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,240 Ma'am. 223 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:43,240 Will I have food for today? 224 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,320 - Hey, Saisin. - What's up? 225 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,720 Have you memorized five Buddhist precepts? 226 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:51,920 Of course I have. 227 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,840 "First, 228 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,280 we shall not kill. But if it feels right, it's fine." 229 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:58,840 Second? 230 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:02,560 "We shall not steal, but if the police are chill, it's fine." 231 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,800 And the third? 232 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:08,640 "We shall not lie, but if you can hide, it's fine." 233 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,720 And the fourth? 234 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:17,000 "We shall not drink alcohol, but if we can afford all, it's fine." 235 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:21,400 And the fifth? 236 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,960 "We shall not commit adultery, but if their hubbies are busy... 237 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,960 It's fine." 238 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,840 -Fine, my ass! You'll end up in hell. -Leave me be. 239 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,160 Brothers! 240 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,960 You both should not joke around in the temple. 241 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,360 It's not nice. 242 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,680 -Hello. -It's me. 243 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:38,960 -Light bulb. -What's up, bros? 244 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:39,920 -First gear. -Give me beer. 245 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:40,920 -Second gear. -Get fear. 246 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,360 -Get a custard. -I'm a... 247 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:43,720 Monk. 248 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,400 -Table one. -Get it done. 249 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,600 - Table two. - Got no shoes. 250 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:49,680 Table eight. 251 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,960 Customers are full, Father. 252 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,800 - Chiang Mai. - Fun night. 253 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,480 I meant to ask if it's far. 254 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:06,920 Ah, if you finish cleaning up the hall, then go clean the temple court. 255 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000 Okay. 256 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,360 Brothers, you are in the temple. 257 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,480 -Behave. -Yes. 258 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,320 -Where is Buddha? -In my mind. 259 00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:19,480 Where is Dharma? 260 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,600 In my mind. 261 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,840 -Where are Sung and Kung? -Sarcoid is itchy. 262 00:16:22,919 --> 00:16:23,919 But I'm not. 263 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,320 I better get going. 264 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,080 Holy Father, let me ask you this. 265 00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:40,520 Why do you want to be ordained up here in this temple? 266 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,320 Jazzy! 267 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,520 Why do you do this? 268 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,120 I love you. You understand? 269 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,320 Jazzy! 270 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,200 - I do, but-- - Jazzy! 271 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,360 Oh! 272 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,800 Who is this woman? 273 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,400 - Go ahead. - How could she hold your arm? 274 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,720 There are two of them. 275 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,640 Didn't you tell her we are together? 276 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,600 I'll take a photo for Fadebook. 277 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,640 -"Facebook." -I'll call it Fadebook. 278 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,680 Are you taking a photo? 279 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:19,840 Take one for me. 280 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,440 Jazzy! 281 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,000 Jazzy, why are you messing around with my girl? 282 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,360 You told me you don't have a boyfriend? 283 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:35,480 Who? 284 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,240 Who is your girlfriend? 285 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,240 -There, Hormone. -Huh? 286 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:42,240 -This shorty? -Yeah. 287 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,560 Leave me alone! 288 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,840 I like Jazzy because he is handsome. 289 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,280 You don't have the look. You wish you did. 290 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,840 -You want to plus my friend? -Let's multiply them. 291 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,840 Calm down. 292 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:56,960 Don't you worry. 293 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,120 Up you go. 294 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,080 Jazzy, you should stay out of this. 295 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:07,160 Thanks for asking. My body needs the exercise. 296 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,960 You'll know I'm not easy. 297 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,240 Jazzy! 298 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,960 Jazzy, help him! 299 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,920 Let me go! 300 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,040 What now? 301 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:44,120 Do you know that what you did is bad? 302 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:46,720 I do now. 303 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,880 What I did was the rage of a teenager. 304 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,240 Hmm. 305 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:55,960 So you became a monk to run away? 306 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,960 It's not like that. 307 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,520 Why do you tell me this? 308 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,840 It's a ballad. 309 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,320 I became a monk 310 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,040 because I impregnated my girlfriends. 311 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,280 You ran away from a woman. 312 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:14,280 -Only because of a pregnant woman-- -Two. 313 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,880 -You have two girlfriends? -Three. 314 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,120 Oi. 315 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,000 - Hey. - Hey. 316 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,880 It's 5:00 a.m. again. 317 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,120 Please. 318 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,040 Holy Father, uh... 319 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,200 I have a question for you. 320 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000 What is it? 321 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,320 Well... 322 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:02,560 If you weren't a monk, and we were both in love... 323 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,680 If one day I should die, 324 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,400 what would you do? 325 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,880 I would become a monk. 326 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,600 So dedicated to love. 327 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:16,760 Why would you? 328 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,840 Because I pray for that to happen. 329 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,640 You are funny. 330 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:28,800 May you live long 331 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,600 and prosper. 332 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,200 For love to be happy, 333 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:48,800 it needs power. 334 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,120 Just a little more, my child. 335 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,680 Daddy! 336 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,960 You summoned me here. 337 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,600 - What can I do for you? - Mmm. 338 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,240 I just want to ask you 339 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,920 how has it been since you arrived? 340 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,800 It's quite high up here. 341 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,080 It's quite cold. 342 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,120 I don't mean that. 343 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,200 I mean, what have you learned here? 344 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,440 Oh. 345 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,280 I get to feed the dogs. 346 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,120 And ring the bell in the evenings. 347 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:26,840 There, I think your mind is not peaceful enough. 348 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,360 I will send you to study in Bangkok. 349 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,600 Bangkok! 350 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,240 - Really, Bangkok? - Yes. 351 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,560 What do you think? 352 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,360 -I agree. -Hmm? 353 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,400 How can you answer without giving it a thought? 354 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,160 Oh, Holy Father will-- 355 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,800 When do you want me to go? 356 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,400 -Now. -Right now? 357 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:57,960 Now. You go pack up, and travel in two days. 358 00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,800 Yes, Father. 359 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,920 When you are in Bangkok, 360 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,840 - you should be careful. 361 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,800 You can't cross here. 362 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,160 You should consider everything you do. 363 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:17,560 There are a lot of people in Bangkok. You should blend in with locals. 364 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,760 You won't be tricked or embarrassed. 365 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:22,920 Yes, Holy Father. 366 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,760 -Uh, ma'am. -Yes? 367 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,120 Where is Victory Monument? 368 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,440 This is Victory Monument. 369 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:43,120 Uh, Father Thep said when we arrive, 370 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,640 we have to take bus number eight. 371 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:47,720 Hmm. 372 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,680 Can you see if bus number eight has arrived? 373 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,040 Here, 28. Holy Father, hurry. 374 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,400 Brothers, you can't get on 28 or 38. 375 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,720 - How about 18? - Not even 18. 376 00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:00,440 Father said only number eight. Don't forget, eight. 377 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:01,760 - Eight? - Eight. 378 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:02,800 -Eight? -Eight. 379 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:03,880 -Eight? -Eight. 380 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:04,960 -Eight? -Eight. 381 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,560 Brothers, wait. 382 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,000 It sounds weird now. 383 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,640 Holy Father, there it is. 384 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,360 Get on. 385 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,360 Why such a hurry? 386 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,680 Mano, don't push me. 387 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,240 Mano, move away. Ouch! 388 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,800 Give me another shot before I get off? 389 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,120 What's with bus number eight? 390 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,000 Swinging from left to right! 391 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,800 Our guts flying at one point. 392 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,200 We were close to death. 393 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,280 Where are we? 394 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,400 I don't know. We just got off. 395 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:14,520 Hey, boy! 396 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,120 - Holy Father! - Let's go! 397 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,400 Holy Father! 398 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,600 Holy Father! 399 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,160 - Holy Father! - He runs faster than me. 400 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,160 Holy Father! Holy Father! 401 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:31,040 Stop! 402 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,400 Holy Father! 403 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,280 You are a monk, you're supposed to be solemn. 404 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:36,720 Let us deal with this. 405 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,000 - Hurry up. - Stop! 406 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,000 Mano, hurry up. Catch him! 407 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,000 Is this Yoshi, the Internet idol? 408 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,680 Mano! 409 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,120 Net idol! 410 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,400 You're adorable. 411 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,200 - Can I shake your hand? - Me, too. 412 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,080 Brothers, where? 413 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:19,280 Here. 414 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,520 No, brother. 415 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,400 The guy who took my bag, where is he? 416 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,360 Where has he gone? 417 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:28,480 He's gone. 418 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,320 Why'd you stop? Why didn't you go after him? 419 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,520 I couldn't catch up. 420 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,800 Goodbye, Holy Father. 421 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,720 Bye-bye. 422 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,080 - She smiled at me. - Me too. 423 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,160 Holy Father, that is a Net idol! 424 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,400 Dol! Dol, dol, dol, dol! 425 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,560 There's no way this will slip. 426 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,200 Dol, dol, dol, dol! 427 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,680 - There's no way this will slip! - Dol, dol, dol, dol! 428 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,320 They'll all wake up. 429 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,960 Dol, dol, dol, dol! 430 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,040 Dol, dol, dol, dol! 431 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,120 -Are you going? -There. 432 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,240 Holy Father! 433 00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,280 There's no way this will slip! Dol, dol, dol! 434 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,600 There's no way this will slip! Dol, dol, dol! 435 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,560 Father Thep sent you here, right? 436 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,520 Yes. 437 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,920 And what's your name, Brother Jazz? 438 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:15,800 It's Jazz, Father. 439 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,440 Oh, I hear that you've come to study. 440 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,600 -Yes. -Good. 441 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:25,720 Keep studying, and you'll understand the Buddhist teachings 442 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,080 and gain reason. 443 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,480 We help each other here. 444 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,960 But don't work too hard. We have the followers for that. 445 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:35,000 Father, he has just arrived and must be tired. 446 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,920 Don't let him do anything yet. 447 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,800 Very well. 448 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:42,320 This is Brother Jongruay. 449 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,760 This is Brother TeeTee. 450 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:48,320 They will be your mentors. 451 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,520 Uh, well, then... 452 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:55,040 Tom and Somboy, you go arrange the room 453 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,920 for Brother Jazz and his followers, 454 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,160 so Brother Jazz can relax. 455 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,440 I remembered, Father. 456 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,400 We took bus number eight to get here. 457 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:08,080 There are many paths to this temple. 458 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,440 -Then I should leave. -Be well. 459 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,080 Ah, go, go, go. 460 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:15,880 Holy Father, please. 461 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,240 Greetings, Holy Father. 462 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,960 New monk from the suburbs? 463 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,400 Yes. 464 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,200 In this temple, there are only city monks. 465 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,560 Get that, y'all? 466 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:43,800 Be focused. 467 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,080 Don't be disobedient. 468 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,440 We don't despise you. 469 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,880 Well, some of us. 470 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:52,840 This way, Holy Father. 471 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,000 Let's go. 472 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,440 Not you, I meant Brother Jazz. 473 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,480 Hey, you should have told me. 474 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,880 Your accent humiliated us. 475 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,360 In front of the new monk... 476 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,080 Father. 477 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:23,000 So that millionaire who wants to market official Chaiyo temple amulets, 478 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,760 -will you sign the agreement for it? -Well... 479 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,520 Will you sign it or not? 480 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,360 Uh... 481 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,520 -Well, Father-- -You don't have to worry. 482 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,480 I haven't said anything yet. 483 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:40,080 The abbot is worried that they'll not do it correctly. 484 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,920 Don't worry, Holy Father. 485 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,000 Once Mr. Oot sells the amulets, he'll donate all the money. 486 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,120 We can use it to support our religion. 487 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,000 Build a beautiful temple hall. 488 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:53,080 If you forbid everything, when will we have a jet? 489 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,720 You're thinking that far ahead? 490 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,760 Will you forbid this? 491 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,040 Will you sign the agreement? 492 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:03,600 I think you should do what you think is appropriate. 493 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,960 Just don't ruin the temple's reputation. 494 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,920 If that's all, we should be going. 495 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,320 - Oh! - Father, watch out. 496 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,720 I wasn't looking. 497 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,480 Jazzy, I'm pregnant! 498 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,360 Two months. 499 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,040 Jazzy, when did you sleep with her? 500 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,480 Uh, yeah. 501 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,120 Jazzy! 502 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:50,600 So you'll pick Baifern and LoveSick? You can't. 503 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,000 I'm pregnant! 504 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:56,040 Three months, four days, five hours, 505 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,160 20 minutes, 15 seconds pregnant. 506 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,440 Yes, I can confirm. 507 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,800 Are you all right? 508 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,960 Should I just kill it? It has no father. 509 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,520 -Kill it? -Yeah! 510 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:07,920 Don't worry. 511 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,160 I'm four months pregnant! 512 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:10,560 Jazz! 513 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,880 So early. 514 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,120 Holy Father, please. 515 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,600 Buddha is in your chest, hell is in your heart. 516 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,400 Holy Father, 517 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,680 Buddha is not in the chest. Heaven is. 518 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:44,920 Let's pretend that I didn't say it. 519 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:49,440 - It's good to dress like this in temple... - Holy Father! 520 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,720 Not! 521 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,440 You should dress more appropriately. 522 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:57,240 If you dress like this, the monks will get-- 523 00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:58,600 Holy Father! 524 00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:59,880 Upset the whole temple. 525 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:06,840 May you live long and prosper. 526 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,040 Holy Father, please. 527 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,880 Yeah, dress appropriately like this. 528 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,800 Like beach balls! 529 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,120 The lid! 530 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,120 Sorry. 531 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:21,560 Holy Father, please. 532 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,840 You don't have to hurry. 533 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,000 Yes, I do. How can I not? 534 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,560 Are you sure? 535 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,720 -Sure, Holy Father. -Sure? 536 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,000 -I'm afraid I'll be late for breakfast. -You'll make it. 537 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,800 I don't know what time it is. 538 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,520 Wait, Holy Father. 539 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,720 I think we're lost. 540 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,920 Lost what? 541 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,360 I told you, I've been here before. 542 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,880 -Who are you talking to? -To you, shithead. 543 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,680 Sorry. Forgot. 544 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,640 I know we're friends, but you have to respect the yellow robe. 545 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,520 - Okay, okay. - Follow me, stupid. 546 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,120 I think you shouldn't follow me. 547 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,280 Can you try the GPRS? 548 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,160 Oh, we are so lost. 549 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,080 Why are you in the mood to listen to RS records? 550 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,640 It's called GPRS, asshole. 551 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,320 -You are an asshole. -You are! 552 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,320 -You are an asshole. -You are! 553 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,920 Brothers. 554 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,840 Can you see if I look like an asshole? 555 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,760 Enough with this, you assholes. Turn it on, hurry up. 556 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,360 - Start navigating. - We go here? 557 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,960 -Straight ahead. -Okay, straight and left. 558 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,120 At the intersection, turn left. 559 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,960 At the intersection, turn left. 560 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,560 Go. 561 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,280 -And turn right. -And turn right. 562 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,040 - Go straight. - How's it going? 563 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,240 - Go straight. - Come on, Holy Father. 564 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,320 It's 1:00 p.m. now. 565 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,560 To the main road. 566 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,400 To the main road. 567 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,720 -Take one step back. -Take one step back. 568 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,640 -Lift right leg. -Lift right leg. 569 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,520 -And turn right. -And turn right. 570 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,560 -And go straight. -And go straight. 571 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:57,880 Go straight. 572 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,480 -Go straight. -It said to go straight. 573 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,080 -Go straight. -Don't be dumb. 574 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,440 Go a bit left. 575 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,880 Are you gonna walk into the post? 576 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:08,360 We aren't spirits. Hurry up! 577 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,160 -I told you to go straight. -Go straight. 578 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,640 You dumbass. 579 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,200 -You've reached your destination. -You are here. 580 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,960 Goodbye. 581 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,040 It's the same place. 582 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,200 Oh, put your phone away. 583 00:33:22,279 --> 00:33:24,440 -You are stupid. -You're stupid. 584 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,600 You are! You are! 585 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,319 -Enough, both of you. -You are! 586 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,880 Both of you are stupid. 587 00:33:30,719 --> 00:33:32,480 GPRS is bad. 588 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:33,719 Give it to me. 589 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,000 Take it to the rehabilitation center. 590 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,120 Why? 591 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,200 Your phone has "Edge" the whole way. 592 00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:42,640 Hurry up. 593 00:33:42,799 --> 00:33:45,160 - Go! - Hey, Holy Father. 594 00:33:45,239 --> 00:33:46,759 We left the temple at 5:00 a.m. 595 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,040 Returned at 2:00 p.m. 596 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,160 We're doomed. 597 00:33:49,239 --> 00:33:50,799 I missed both breakfast and lunch. 598 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,279 Don't worry, Holy Father. 599 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,880 You can have anything starting with "Ma." 600 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,319 Maprao, coconut? 601 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,160 -Yes, but not if it's the filling. -Mango? 602 00:33:59,239 --> 00:34:00,719 Sure, but also not the filling. 603 00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:02,160 So what will be filling? 604 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,480 Ma Prao Moo Krob, stir-fry pork with basil. 605 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:05,840 Ma Nha Nam Marn Hoy, stir-fry veggie with oyster sauce. 606 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,160 It's not funny, I'm getting stressed. 607 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,120 Ma-Nhom-Jeen-Kaeng-Keaw-Wan, noodle curry. 608 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:15,920 Hmm. What's wrong, Holy Father? 609 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,840 It's your Ma-Prao-Moo-Krob. 610 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,280 Ma-Nha-Nam-Marn-Hoy. 611 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,600 Ma-Nhom-Jeen-Kaeng-Keaw-Wan. 612 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,560 Ma-Moo-Trok-Soong. 613 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,280 Ma-Yen-Ta-Fo. 614 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,320 He's very hungry. 615 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,400 May you live... 616 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,160 long... 617 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,280 and prosper. 618 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,440 What is it with him? 619 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,520 He's a monk. 620 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,720 Holy Father is receiving alms. Why did you fart? 621 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:07,920 No, it was you. 622 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,440 Yeah, I did. 623 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,080 Again? 624 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,680 - What? - The first one was just right. 625 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,600 The second one, go to shit! 626 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,120 Shit. 627 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,920 Whatever you are giving, put it all in. 628 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,920 My followers can't hold it anymore. 629 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,000 Faster. 630 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,200 May you live long and prosper. 631 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,120 -Hmm! -That last gas bomb... 632 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,760 - Motorbike! - Holy Father. 633 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,920 To the temple... 634 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,400 That, that, that temple! 635 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,440 That temple? Which one? 636 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,000 That one on the left. 637 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,680 -Left at this traffic light? -Yes. 638 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,280 There are three temples. 639 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,240 The first one is kind of small. 640 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,240 And there is the middle one. The last one is large. 641 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,440 Are you going S-M-L? 642 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,480 Well, the one with the toilet. 643 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:07,680 Toilet? 644 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:08,920 What are you going to do? 645 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,480 What are monks going to do in the toilet? 646 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,960 To take a shit, I need a toilet! 647 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,520 -Is that okay? -Shit? 648 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,400 -Yeah. -Why didn't you tell me? 649 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,600 You're slow. 650 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,240 Why didn't you just say you wanted to take a shit? 651 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,800 Whatever temple, up to you. As you wish. 652 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,520 -Let's go! -Wait up! 653 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,400 Why such a hurry? 654 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,680 -Hey! What are we going to do? -Hey! 655 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,760 I'm so lucky, Holy Father. 656 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,920 This is my first day. 657 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,920 My first customer is a monk. 658 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,080 They say it's a blessing. 659 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:44,000 You sitting on my motorbike, 660 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,320 it's like I am blessed by holy water. 661 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,760 -I'm so happy. -How could you think this way 662 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,520 Back then, you know... 663 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,920 I... 664 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,480 I never killed an ant, never slapped a mosquito. 665 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,760 But I made a mistake. 666 00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,720 That guy was teasing my wife. 667 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,840 So I stabbed him eight times. 668 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000 Who knows? He could be dead. 669 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:07,200 Have you never talked to anyone? Have you been slapped by a monk? 670 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,680 What did you just say? 671 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,120 Uh... nothing. 672 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,440 Are you in a hurry? You better ride it yourself. 673 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,040 Hmm? 674 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:25,160 Holy Father, I have killed a man. 675 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:27,440 What should I do? 676 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,240 Take me to take a shit. 677 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,080 Oh! Oh, yeah, you want to take a shit! 678 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,440 One moment! 679 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,080 Didn't you know this a long time ago? 680 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,920 You are very spontaneous. 681 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:44,800 Coming, it's coming! 682 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,200 Holy Father, my head. 683 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,960 -Let me look ahead. -Brother! 684 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,920 Holy Father, wait a second! 685 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,240 Oh! 686 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,920 Ah, Brother Jazz. 687 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,640 You've come back early today. 688 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,240 -You don't get lost anymore. -Ah. 689 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,240 That's right. 690 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,080 Do you smell something? 691 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:31,320 Smells like a sour bamboo shoot curry. 692 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,520 What is that? 693 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,040 -Fermented bamboo shoot. -Mmm. 694 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,440 There must be Cha-om in it. 695 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,800 -Cha-om, what's that? -Acacia. 696 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,760 Oh, city monk. 697 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,120 Let's have breakfast. 698 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,000 Can you smell it? 699 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,840 Do you have a bad nose? 700 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,320 Let's do it at the same time. 701 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:58,880 One, two... 702 00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:03,960 It's all in my alms? 703 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:05,680 So, what is it? 704 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,960 It couldn't be fermented bamboo shoot. 705 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,240 I think it's rotten pumpkin. 706 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,720 I smell nothing. 707 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,600 Holy Father! 708 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:23,840 Holy Father! 709 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,400 Holy Father, wake up. 710 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,400 Are you all right? 711 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,520 -I'm okay. -Okay, Holy Father. 712 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:32,840 Holy Father. 713 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,000 Holy Father! Holy Father. 714 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,040 -Stay calm. -Help him. 715 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,800 Holy Father! 716 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:42,760 Holy Father! 717 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:45,560 You didn't wait for us. 718 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:46,720 Are you done taking a shit? 719 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,600 Brother, quiet. 720 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,080 You shit your robe? 721 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,680 Quiet, Mano! 722 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,720 They'll all know he shit his robe! 723 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,400 Which one? 724 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,280 Brothers, do you think it's beautiful up here? 725 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:13,960 Very much. 726 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,160 - You don't think it's too much? - Too much? 727 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:19,840 To see a beautiful place, it's worth it. 728 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,320 No, I mean how you dress up. It's too much. 729 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,760 It's not. 730 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,640 Back home, this is nothing. 731 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,720 Bangkok people dress like this. 732 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,200 It's in style. 733 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,080 Style! 734 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,280 Holy Father, whose residence is that? 735 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,440 So many people going in and out. 736 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,560 Please come in, hello. 737 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,360 We are not like that. 738 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,800 Please come in. 739 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,200 I'm sorry, Holy Father. 740 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,280 Master Sung and Kung don't allow temple residents. 741 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:50,400 That's right. 742 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:52,880 -Brothers? -Yes. 743 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,200 Did you hear that? 744 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:59,440 If they don't allow us, we should go back. 745 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,600 -Let's go. -Where are you going? 746 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:03,480 Hey! 747 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,960 Well, I am going back to my residence. 748 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,880 Yours is over there. 749 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,680 I'm going to take a detour there. 750 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,720 Please, Holy Father. 751 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:19,960 Be well. 752 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,240 - Hello, please come inside. - Hello. 753 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:33,520 At night, at Holy Father Sung and Kung's residence, 754 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,760 why are there so many people? 755 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,760 Not only at nighttime. 756 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:43,680 There are always people in there. 757 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,640 Both day and night. 758 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:49,640 You want to know why? 759 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:53,480 Tomorrow, 760 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,080 I'll take you there. 761 00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:59,240 You made the right decision to come to me. 762 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,920 Your husband will come back within five to seven days. 763 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,160 Just wait. 764 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,800 That is some holy shit! 765 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,000 Will you keep it together? 766 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,760 Chin down. 767 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,920 People are so blind. 768 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,360 -Brother. -Brother. 769 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,600 You can't say that. 770 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,200 People are different. Each has individual thoughts. 771 00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,400 -Brother-- -Brother. 772 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,800 -Listen to him. -Okay. 773 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,120 I'm not talking. 774 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,200 Stick out your tongue. 775 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,240 More. 776 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:06,920 More. 777 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:07,840 A lot more. 778 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,280 -And no wagging. -Okay. 779 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,920 Has anyone used tongue on you? 780 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,120 Yes. 781 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,600 -Who did? -Kik. 782 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:17,960 -Clearer. -Kik. Kik. 783 00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:19,960 -Master Kik? Oh! -Yeah. 784 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,680 -This time is the real deal. -Holy Father. 785 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,240 That is LoveSick. 786 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,920 Stick your tongue out. 787 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,000 That can't be her. 788 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,320 LoveSick! 789 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,280 Huh? 790 00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:35,600 Oh, Holy Father! 791 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,760 Holy Father! 792 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,600 Stop. 793 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,920 Get out of this body. 794 00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:48,120 I'm not a ghost. 795 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,040 Who is this? 796 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,120 My ex-wife. 797 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:55,200 Did you run away from your wife? 798 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,080 I didn't run. I came here voluntarily. 799 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,960 I'm sorry I didn't go to your ceremony. 800 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,800 I had to come to study here. 801 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,680 How is the baby? 802 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,720 Huh? Whose baby? 803 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:13,040 You told me that you were pregnant, didn't you? 804 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,760 He's kicking! Now that his daddy is here, he's kicking hard. 805 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,480 -Ma'am. -Yes? 806 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,240 What are you doing here? 807 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,280 I'm here for gold charming face. 808 00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,480 For who? 809 00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,400 - For you. - Hmm? 810 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,760 Ah, no. For my friend. 811 00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:37,760 Her husband doesn't sleep with her much. She asked me to do this. 812 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,640 How is the baby? 813 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,120 He's kicking hard! 814 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:49,520 I think you should go back over there before you get kicked harder. 815 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:51,080 By you? 816 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:55,000 No, the baby will kick you harder. 817 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,160 Father, I think we should leave. 818 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,280 It feels like we are talking to Iron Man. 819 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,200 Holy Father. Holy Father! 820 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,160 Holy Father, don't go! Holy Father! 821 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:13,680 - Ma'am. - Huh? 822 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,120 Come for tongue ritual. 823 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,240 Yes. 824 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,400 Let's check out the chicks next to the temple. 825 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,720 Yoshi. Yoshi. 826 00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:26,640 Brothers. 827 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:33,880 Good morning, Holy Father. 828 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,120 -Where are you going? -We're going to check... 829 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,760 Going for a walk. 830 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,160 -Anything I can help you with? -It's okay. 831 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,080 Oh. Do you sweep the ground here every day? 832 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,800 Yes. The weather is nice here. 833 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,840 Monks and novices should be all united. 834 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,320 There are four principles. 835 00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,000 First is kindness. 836 00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:58,080 Kindness is love. 837 00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,680 - Loving-kindness. - Uh... 838 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,280 -Holy Father. -Yes, Holy Father? 839 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:03,400 What is love? 840 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,400 There are many meanings in the mundane world. 841 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,640 Love is like a fart. 842 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:09,760 You can't see it, 843 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:10,840 but you know it's there. 844 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:12,800 -Mano. -What? 845 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,600 Internet idol! 846 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:18,280 Yoshi. 847 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,840 She is so cute. 848 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,200 -Hey! -Why are you pulling me? 849 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,320 We can't let girls see us like this. 850 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,680 Look at us. 851 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,960 Two is compassion. 852 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,680 To feel empathy, 853 00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,600 so people are free from suffering, ignorance, 854 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,800 greed, anger, and infatuation. 855 00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:42,120 Greedy people, they kill. Brothers, sisters, they kill. Right? 856 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:48,920 Record him. 857 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,000 What? There's only 1,600. 858 00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:58,280 Put it away. 859 00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:00,800 Damn it! 860 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,000 You thought of leaving the monkhood? 861 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,360 I'm waiting for soldiers to come by. 862 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,280 Why are you waiting for soldiers? 863 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,160 So I can come with them. 864 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,640 Suzuki Gixxer 2007, 1,000 CC. 865 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:15,600 Four cylinders, Bambo pump. 866 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,800 Titanium exhaust pipe, thunder print Pirelli tires. 867 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,240 Price, 300,000 and up. 868 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,880 Yamaha Filano. 869 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,400 Automatic, 125 CC, 870 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:25,520 fuel injection system. There must be six of them. 871 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:26,520 Why so? 872 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,720 -Ya-Ma-Ha, not five. -Gotcha! 873 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,920 - Honda CBR. - This is a harvesting truck. 874 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,200 Not a harvesting truck, it's a police bike. 875 00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:35,640 They use it for harvesting bribes. 876 00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:37,400 Holy Father, please bless us. 877 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,320 May you live long and... 878 00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:41,760 prosper. 879 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,240 Does anyone know the word krob krua in English? 880 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,680 Holy Father Jazz. 881 00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:49,680 Battery. 882 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,240 -It's "family." -Yes. 883 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,120 Sit down. 884 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,920 If you didn't stand up, nobody would know you're not smart. 885 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,920 "Family" is krob krua. 886 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,760 Do you know the abbreviation? 887 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,200 There is an acronym for "family." 888 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,480 It is, 889 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,760 "Father And Mother I Love You." 890 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,760 Children who are grateful towards parents, 891 00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,120 they are real angels. 892 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,000 Holy Father. 893 00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,720 -Holy Father, please. -Baifern. 894 00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,080 Holy Father, please. 895 00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:24,800 Are you giving alms, Baifern? 896 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,920 I'm here, right? 897 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,200 Who is that? 898 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,280 Who? 899 00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:36,120 - My cousin. - Just make it clear. 900 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:37,640 Just make it clear. 901 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,680 He is my cousin. 902 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,800 From upcountry. So we stay together. 903 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,760 - How could you do this? - Determined. 904 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,040 You bring him to give the alms? 905 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,920 - Gutsy. - Do you know what Holy Father will think? 906 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:48,880 Strong. 907 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:52,120 If you'd do this, why don't you just get naked and kiss him here? 908 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,360 - Can I? - Let's get done with this! 909 00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,160 - Hello. - Don't look suspicious. 910 00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:08,320 Hello. Hello. 911 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:09,440 Hello. 912 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:10,600 Hey! 913 00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:11,760 Who are you? 914 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,680 -We are friends. -We're friends. 915 00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:16,160 -Get out. Leave now. -Goodbye. 916 00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:18,680 Wait! That way. Go now. 917 00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,720 Saisin, I won't give up so easily. 918 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:26,800 -I have to go inside this school! -Mmm. 919 00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:38,880 You should go on a diet. 920 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,280 -Hello. -Wait. 921 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:48,840 What class are you in? 922 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,480 -I'm in Grade 12 Room 5. -Yes. 923 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,720 You don't look familiar. 924 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,280 You don't look familiar either. 925 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,080 All right, get in line. 926 00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,800 - Yes! - Huh? 927 00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,880 -What's wrong? -I don't feel very well. 928 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,840 May you live long and... 929 00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:10,520 prosper. 930 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,640 Are you doing well? 931 00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,440 I am. 932 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:21,720 And you? 933 00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:23,960 I'm fine. 934 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:25,640 And... 935 00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:28,080 -What's your name? -No, sir. 936 00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,600 -Tono? -No, it's Nino. 937 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:33,560 Holy Father! 938 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:35,080 Here. 939 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,240 Hello, Holy Father. 940 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,760 I thought you were alone. 941 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,240 Unbelievable. 942 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:49,520 There are holy threads in the temple, 943 00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,480 and there is a big Buddha. 944 00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,000 You shouldn't be able to get in. 945 00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,680 Hey! I'm not an angel. 946 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,080 I mean a ghost. 947 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:57,680 Foul mouth. 948 00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,240 Yours is a nice shade of red. 949 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:01,520 Want to get more red? 950 00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,520 Isn't this beautiful enough? 951 00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,600 I can give you a couple blows, 952 00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:10,840 I'm feeling like hitting someone. 953 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,040 -Why do you mess with Saisin and Mano? -Yeah. 954 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,440 It's nothing to do with you being seniors. 955 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:18,160 Want a fight? 956 00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:19,720 -Are you challenging me? -Yeah. 957 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,640 You're juniors, don't you talk shit. 958 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:24,440 A bit overconfident? You should know who comes first. 959 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:27,320 Come on, bring it on. 960 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,280 What are you gonna do? 961 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,400 - Get away. - Kill them! 962 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,800 -Go get Holy Father. Go! -Yeah. 963 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,960 Stop fighting! 964 00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,160 Holy Father. 965 00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:47,960 Holy Father, there's a problem! 966 00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,600 -What problem? -Hurry up, Holy Father! 967 00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:53,840 -Brother... -Hurry up, we'll be too late. 968 00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,080 Calm down! 969 00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:06,040 -Holy Father. -Girls! 970 00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,480 -Girls! -Holy Father, stop them! 971 00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:10,440 -I can't! -Let's go! 972 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,400 - I'm a monk. - They'll all get hurt! 973 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,800 -Girls, stop! -Holy Father, stop them! 974 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,240 Are you crazy? I'm a monk. 975 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,600 I can't touch women. 976 00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,800 What are you gonna do? Huh? 977 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,440 You want it? 978 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,480 Tell them, brother. 979 00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:35,640 I said don't get into a fight! 980 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:37,280 I said stop! 981 00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,200 This is getting out of control. 982 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:42,640 I'm a monk. 983 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,520 Who? 984 00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,560 -I'm sorry. -What should we do? 985 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,440 What now, brother? 986 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,160 Seriously, what are they fighting about? 987 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:55,960 They are fighting for men. 988 00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,560 -Who? -Both of us. 989 00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,200 Handsome, huh? 990 00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:08,480 And why are those two fighting? 991 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,120 - For a man. - Who, Holy Father? 992 00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:12,400 For me. 993 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:17,240 Holy Father, your dad texted you. 994 00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:18,400 Are you sure? 995 00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:19,760 Yeah, look. 996 00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,320 The ID is "Deung Dao Dao Deuk Deuk." 997 00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:24,520 Deung Dao Dao Deuk Deuk. 998 00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,360 That's him, what did he say? 999 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,080 He said... 1000 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,520 He's coming to Bangkok for the upcoming Songkran festival. 1001 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,880 - Oh, that's soon. - Yeah. 1002 00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:37,480 -Send him a reply. -I'm sending it. 1003 00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,120 "Come on over." 1004 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:44,800 Oh. 1005 00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:45,800 Holy Father. 1006 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,400 Bad connection, it didn't go through. 1007 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:49,600 Oh. 1008 00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:50,760 Saisin, 1009 00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,720 why don't you ask the abbot what the Wi-Fi password is? 1010 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,520 Go yourself. I'm playing games. 1011 00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:57,640 I'm chatting for Holy Father here. 1012 00:53:57,720 --> 00:53:59,440 -You go yourself. -Come on, hurry up. 1013 00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,560 - I'm playing games. - Brothers. 1014 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,600 What are you doing, Holy Father? 1015 00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,240 Our temple's Wi-Fi. 1016 00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,160 "Holy Father 4G Temple." 1017 00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:34,240 Great. 1018 00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,840 And tell Dad that I would like him to come. 1019 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,480 Okay, I'll tell him now. 1020 00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,000 Battery is dead. 1021 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:48,720 Mano, the battery is dead. 1022 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:52,840 Do you have a spare one? Let me borrow it. 1023 00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:56,240 -Yeah, I'll get it for you. -Thank you so much. 1024 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:03,040 Mano. 1025 00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,280 -I told you to get the spare battery. -Hmm. 1026 00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,080 Why did you bring a car battery? 1027 00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:09,520 Here is the battery. 1028 00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,080 I can't charge, there's no cable! 1029 00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:14,120 I have one. Here. 1030 00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,440 - But how do I... - Easy. 1031 00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:19,400 Here, 1032 00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:21,480 here, 1033 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:23,120 here, 1034 00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:24,640 and... 1035 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,400 -Here. -Hey, it works! 1036 00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:31,120 Holy Father, thank you. 1037 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,800 Hey, now, not too much. 1038 00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:55,360 Well... 1039 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,840 Come get your blessing. 1040 00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:59,440 -Pay off your parents' debts. -Ooh. 1041 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,280 Tak, there are so many people. 1042 00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:02,920 Feed them well for good luck. 1043 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,520 Feed them poorly, you'll get bad luck. 1044 00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:06,200 - Turn it off. - Listen up. 1045 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,640 Don't be blind about angel dolls. 1046 00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:11,880 You better be blind about me. Oi. 1047 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,200 -Master, hello. -Hello! 1048 00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,280 Takky, Pecky. 1049 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,440 Why don't you leave your shoes down there? 1050 00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:22,680 What? Don't be ridiculous! How could we? 1051 00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:25,160 You can't trust people these days. 1052 00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:27,000 Two pairs last time. 1053 00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,920 - Lost? - No, I took them. 1054 00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:35,600 Father, I'm here for another blessing. 1055 00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:38,600 Baby, give me good luck. 1056 00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:40,400 Let me go back with triple luck. 1057 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:44,360 And I'll take you around the world in first class. 1058 00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:46,480 Well, what can I do for you? 1059 00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:51,360 You named her last time, but it sounds weird. 1060 00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,240 People call her "Pussy, Pussy." 1061 00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:56,320 Someone calls her "Little Pussy." Not nice. Can you rename her? 1062 00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,880 Ah. Let me have a look. 1063 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,200 Give it to me. 1064 00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:04,000 Little Pussy, go to Father. 1065 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:06,600 Be careful. 1066 00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:08,480 Oh... 1067 00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,600 Little Pussy, huh? 1068 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,560 Hmm. Change it to... 1069 00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:15,040 Big Pussy. 1070 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,040 Big Pussy? 1071 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,160 Oh! Mr. Oot. 1072 00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:26,040 Hello, Father. 1073 00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:28,920 Everybody, 1074 00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:30,640 that is all for today. 1075 00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:31,840 We're closing. 1076 00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:33,400 Go, hurry up. 1077 00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,040 Mr. Oot is here. 1078 00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,560 Don't get lost. 1079 00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,480 Go ahead. Go, go. 1080 00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,880 Mr. Oot, please. 1081 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,960 Please, take a seat. Please, sit down. 1082 00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:50,680 Welcome. 1083 00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:57,000 Father, I didn't know you had a pet pug. 1084 00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,360 Or is it a toad to catch flies? 1085 00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:05,560 You should go back. 1086 00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:08,480 We've waited too long. It takes a lot of effort to meet with you! 1087 00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:09,960 He made an effort to meet me too. 1088 00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:11,320 Father, 1089 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,280 -we are your VIP customers. -Kung? 1090 00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,000 We should be privileged. 1091 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,920 But Mr. Oot is a platinum member. 1092 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,520 Platinum, my ass! 1093 00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:22,440 Look at him. Looks like he fell from a ten-story building. 1094 00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,480 Come on, you should go back. Or do you want me to beg you? 1095 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,320 What, Father? 1096 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:31,520 Do you know how much we donate? It's uncountable. 1097 00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:33,080 - What you sit on is-- - Father. 1098 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:38,000 What, is your face stiff? 1099 00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:39,480 Too much Botox? 1100 00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:41,280 You only keep saying "Father." 1101 00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,480 You're like a Furby. 1102 00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:44,720 Stop now! 1103 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,040 He gave such a large donation! 1104 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,960 The ordination hall, the roof, everything is his donation. 1105 00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:51,600 Without him, how could I stay? 1106 00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:53,400 Without a donor like Mr. Oot, I couldn't stay! 1107 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:56,960 You want a fight? We donate every time we come! 1108 00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:58,520 This box is our donation, the money! 1109 00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:01,040 I had your seat ordered, the Buddha's stand! 1110 00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,640 And the ivory, the lanterns. What do you think, Tak? 1111 00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,400 All the dogs here, 1112 00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:07,320 -I donated them! -Hey! 1113 00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:08,360 Stop, you stop! 1114 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,080 When you have celebrations, 1115 00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,480 the drunken dancing guys, 1116 00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:13,120 it's me who put them there! 1117 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,840 Without drunken guys, it wouldn't be a celebration! 1118 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:17,040 - Yeah! - Shut up! 1119 00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,360 -Girlfriend, you kick ass! -Really? 1120 00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:21,440 Attagirl. Don't leave your angel doll. 1121 00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:22,640 I forgot. 1122 00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:24,320 You, shut up. 1123 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,480 I'm telling you, I'm a very rich guy. 1124 00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:30,120 I want to tell you all that I'm very rich. 1125 00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:31,760 Rich from Chiang Mai to Bangkok. 1126 00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:33,960 I tell you, my dad is rich, my mom is rich. 1127 00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:36,280 I earn in one month as much as you do in your whole life. 1128 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:38,360 I can tell you that! 1129 00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:39,920 Everything, I donate the seats-- 1130 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,240 Shut up! 1131 00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:43,320 Didn't you see the rag when you came in? 1132 00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,600 All the rags, I donated! 1133 00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:47,160 You should know that! 1134 00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,960 Aren't we great, huh? Aren't we? 1135 00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:53,000 -So great-- -That's enough. 1136 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:55,600 If these two hags won't leave, 1137 00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:57,640 will you talk to me outside? 1138 00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:58,840 Uh... 1139 00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:00,480 Take it off. 1140 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:05,800 Calm down. 1141 01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:08,800 I have to apologize. 1142 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:13,160 What about the favor I asked you? 1143 01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:16,360 Don't worry about that. I'm on it. 1144 01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:21,160 I don't see Holy Father Sung. Where is he? 1145 01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:25,480 He is trying to persuade the abbot to approve your project. 1146 01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,400 Mmm. 1147 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,840 Don't just goof off all day. 1148 01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:35,720 So they can't blame us. 1149 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:40,000 - Over there. - Where? 1150 01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:41,400 Holy Father. 1151 01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:44,360 -Oh. -Oh, gold damn it! 1152 01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,560 Not really. It's, "God damn it." 1153 01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:49,680 I never thought I'd see you here. 1154 01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,040 Hormone. 1155 01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:55,360 How did you get here? What are you doing? 1156 01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:57,560 Why did you come here? How are you? 1157 01:00:57,640 --> 01:01:00,240 What do you need? If nothing, see you later. 1158 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,280 -Let's go. -Hey. 1159 01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:03,880 I haven't said anything. 1160 01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:05,760 Uh... 1161 01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:08,920 Hey, Saisin, Mano. 1162 01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:11,040 I need to talk to Holy Father, 1163 01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:12,840 my husband-to-be. 1164 01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:13,880 Oh. 1165 01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:17,360 -Both of you, move over there. -Go, go. 1166 01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:18,440 Okay. 1167 01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:24,040 Holy Father... 1168 01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:26,360 I have something important to tell you. 1169 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,200 I went to see the doctor. 1170 01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:31,600 -He told me that our baby-- -Will be born as a toad? 1171 01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:35,760 No. 1172 01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:38,320 Well, our baby... 1173 01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,080 is not doing well. 1174 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,040 The baby will be physically challenged. 1175 01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:52,400 You can't blame the baby. 1176 01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:55,000 They probably get it from their mother's genes. 1177 01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:59,880 That's not a big deal. 1178 01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:01,520 There is a bigger problem. 1179 01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:03,560 Uh... 1180 01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:06,080 I just want to tell you that... 1181 01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,160 I am not waiting anymore. 1182 01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:09,760 If you are not going to leave the monkhood, 1183 01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:10,880 I'll find a new boyfriend. 1184 01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:13,800 There are many men waiting for me. 1185 01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:26,120 Since you said that... 1186 01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:31,720 I will make a decision... 1187 01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:39,840 to be a monk for the rest of my life. 1188 01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:42,320 Great! 1189 01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,200 You're not leaving? Fine. 1190 01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:46,840 I'll have an abortion! 1191 01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:48,160 Let it die! 1192 01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:49,720 We don't get to be parents! 1193 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,600 I won't come to this temple! Come on, Johnny. 1194 01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:53,800 It's Paul. 1195 01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:56,160 -You have too many names. -Okay, let's go. 1196 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:57,280 Wait a minute. 1197 01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:07,720 Saisin, Mano, Holy Father. 1198 01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:09,960 Help me clean up here. 1199 01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,240 Go, Mano, farther. 1200 01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:19,920 -Holy Father, is it clean? -No, a little more here. 1201 01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:21,480 Sweep. Right there. 1202 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:22,880 So much here. 1203 01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:24,360 Farther! 1204 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,240 Farther! 1205 01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:29,080 Holy Father! 1206 01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:30,840 Father, 1207 01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:34,200 you can't let this continue any longer. 1208 01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:39,840 If the Department of Religious Affairs finds out, 1209 01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:43,480 - it will only be escalated. - Mmm. 1210 01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:49,880 These two monks will get us all into trouble. 1211 01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:51,840 Mmm. 1212 01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,400 I've tried to resolve this many times, 1213 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,400 but nothing changes. 1214 01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:59,760 You know who have their back. 1215 01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:05,280 Or... Can you suggest any solutions? 1216 01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:10,640 It's like the saying, 1217 01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:15,040 "You can't hide a dead fish under a lotus leaf." 1218 01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:16,320 Oh... 1219 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:18,520 Isn't it, "dead elephant"? 1220 01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:19,840 Oh. 1221 01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:22,880 It should be, "Dead fish rides a grasshopper." 1222 01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:25,320 -Got it? -That can't be right. 1223 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:27,760 Thank you, everyone, for coming. 1224 01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:29,840 Before you go home, 1225 01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:33,000 Father Sung has something for you. 1226 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:38,280 I have amulets that I have charmed, to give to all of you. 1227 01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:42,920 Model "Superbly Happy and Extremely Wealthy." 1228 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,080 I'll give one to everyone. 1229 01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:46,920 All of them. 1230 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,200 Wait, wait, wait. 1231 01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:52,240 And don't forget the one that Mr. Oot is creating. 1232 01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:55,120 Model "Sawasdee Happy Thailand 1233 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,520 Reconciliation Season One." 1234 01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:03,640 Holy Father, can I not take the amulet? 1235 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:07,520 Can I ask for some of the last two or three numbers of this April 16th lottery? 1236 01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:14,400 Calm down, calm down. 1237 01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:15,760 Everyone! 1238 01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:19,760 All of you should stop being blind. 1239 01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:21,600 You know... 1240 01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:24,680 What you believe 1241 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:26,240 is not real. 1242 01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:29,840 If these two monks can perform miracles, 1243 01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:32,080 they should be able to show us. 1244 01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:34,840 Holy Father, 1245 01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:36,840 if you can perform miracles, 1246 01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:39,280 can you fly now? 1247 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,920 Are you challenging me? 1248 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,080 Fine, 5:00 a.m. in front of the temple. 1249 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,600 -And you'll fly, huh? -I'll show you how to get alms. 1250 01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:47,600 Should I laugh? 1251 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:50,480 Stop, Brother Jazz! 1252 01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:52,840 Don't mess with our business. 1253 01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:56,160 Even the abbot leaves us be. 1254 01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:58,480 You are new, how could you? 1255 01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:00,160 You better get this... 1256 01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:03,160 Calm down. 1257 01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:09,320 Be at peace, everybody. You saw it, right? 1258 01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,320 Yeah. 1259 01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:12,320 Have you seen it? 1260 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:15,240 - We've seen it. - Well... 1261 01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:18,200 Interpret these lottery numbers as you wish, all right? 1262 01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:21,160 Good luck, everyone. Huh? 1263 01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:23,440 Thank you. 1264 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:24,640 Stop, everyone. 1265 01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:27,000 Holy Father! 1266 01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:30,320 - Have you all seen it? - Yes. 1267 01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:32,520 It'll be 1-8, I bet. 1268 01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:34,880 - Or 3-1-8. - How do you know? 1269 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:39,640 All right, all right. 1270 01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:44,320 Let's see on April 16th what the result will be. 1271 01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:46,760 See you then, Father Jazz! 1272 01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:48,120 Let's go. 1273 01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:51,040 Why did you pull me there? 1274 01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:53,440 Holy Father. 1275 01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:55,480 What? 1276 01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:57,400 Why are you freaking out? 1277 01:06:57,760 --> 01:06:59,120 The lottery number is out. 1278 01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:00,720 Lottery? 1279 01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:04,240 Don't tell me that-- 1280 01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,760 - 18! - 18? 1281 01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:11,040 Calm down, Holy Father Jazz is coming. 1282 01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:12,280 Holy Father Jazz. 1283 01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:23,000 Holy Father Jazz. 1284 01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:25,040 Brother, 1285 01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:27,240 why are they here? 1286 01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:31,479 They went to your residence, so I brought them here. 1287 01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:35,519 Not like that. I mean, why are they here? 1288 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,920 Why wouldn't they? You gave them the numbers. 1289 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,160 That's right. Yes. 1290 01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:44,080 The two digits, 18. We've come to thank you. 1291 01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:45,320 Oh. Uh, uh... 1292 01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:51,200 Holy Father Sung, Holy Father Kung. 1293 01:07:53,359 --> 01:07:54,680 What are you all doing here? 1294 01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:56,320 To see Holy Father Jazz. 1295 01:07:56,399 --> 01:07:58,359 Why don't you see me at my residence? 1296 01:07:58,439 --> 01:08:00,160 Not anymore. 1297 01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:01,519 Wait, wait, folks. 1298 01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:04,800 I guarantee that I'll give you better numbers next time. 1299 01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:10,040 But Holy Father Jazz does it better. 1300 01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:11,280 Folks, 1301 01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:13,760 all of you listen to me. 1302 01:08:14,399 --> 01:08:16,359 The fact that you've won the lottery 1303 01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:18,519 has nothing to do with me. 1304 01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:19,559 Huh? 1305 01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:21,800 Or with either of them. 1306 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:24,519 You won the lottery... 1307 01:08:25,479 --> 01:08:28,680 ...because you were lucky. 1308 01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:32,200 Now, I want you to be careful 1309 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,439 because you might encounter bad people 1310 01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:37,479 who use religion to commit fraud. 1311 01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:42,680 This will weaken the religion. 1312 01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,000 Good luck, everyone. 1313 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,280 Sadhu! 1314 01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:50,680 Don't forget to come to my residence. 1315 01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:53,720 I'll be waiting. I won't miss this time. 1316 01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:56,439 Holy Father Jazz. 1317 01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:02,640 Since you gave them numbers, you have many devotees. 1318 01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:06,600 What you said made us lose credentials. 1319 01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:07,680 Yes. 1320 01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:09,760 Holy Father, 1321 01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:11,560 I'd never try to discredit anyone. 1322 01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:14,200 And I'd never mock anyone. 1323 01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:16,120 I'll give you three digits this time. 1324 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:19,480 Ha! 1325 01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:22,200 Ha! Ha! 1326 01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:24,680 Write it down, it's a code! 1327 01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,640 No, he is being sarcastic. 1328 01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:27,720 Huh? 1329 01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:29,480 -Sarcastic? -Yeah! 1330 01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:32,920 That's outrageous. 1331 01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:43,920 Sis, calm down. 1332 01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:46,080 Sis. 1333 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:49,520 My baby! 1334 01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:56,240 My baby! 1335 01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:57,760 My baby, you shouldn't have! 1336 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:01,840 What happened to your baby? 1337 01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:05,160 My baby had... 1338 01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:08,240 The Zika virus. 1339 01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:10,080 Zika virus? 1340 01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:12,000 Calm down, ma'am. 1341 01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:18,120 Don't be sad. 1342 01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:19,800 He is in a good place. 1343 01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:22,880 How do you know he is in a good place? 1344 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:26,000 If it was a bad place, they'd all come back. 1345 01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:30,760 How thoughtless you are. 1346 01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:35,800 Holy Father, 1347 01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:37,520 won't you say something? 1348 01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:41,600 Don't forget to take your medicine. 1349 01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:45,000 Yes. 1350 01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:46,760 Holy Father! 1351 01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:49,160 - Mano, wait up! - Holy Father! 1352 01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:51,840 Hey. 1353 01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:53,440 What's the matter? 1354 01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:56,520 Where have you been? 1355 01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:59,360 I helped them at the funeral. 1356 01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:02,720 Can you... Can you believe this? 1357 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:07,600 Some people are unbelievable. 1358 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:09,560 They had a funeral for an angel doll. 1359 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:12,080 Yeah, a funeral like a real person. 1360 01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:14,600 Mmm. Let them be. 1361 01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:18,080 And where have you been? 1362 01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:20,200 I went to a funeral. 1363 01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:23,280 Whose? A man, a woman? 1364 01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:25,440 - Angel doll. - What? 1365 01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:26,880 Another one? 1366 01:11:27,440 --> 01:11:29,400 That's why I'm not bewildered. 1367 01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:31,360 Listen to me. 1368 01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:36,400 Telling people not to believe is impossible. 1369 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:40,920 Anything that makes them feel better, let them hold onto it. 1370 01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:42,480 It does no harm to others. 1371 01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:43,880 That's good enough. 1372 01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:48,600 Who's calling? 1373 01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:50,960 Holy Father Sung. 1374 01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:53,120 What's up? 1375 01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,280 Where are you? 1376 01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:55,680 Here at the residence. 1377 01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:57,920 Great. 1378 01:11:58,120 --> 01:11:58,960 Who are you with? 1379 01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:00,120 By myself. 1380 01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:01,600 Great. 1381 01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:05,000 The abbot is asleep. The medicine works. I'll take him there. 1382 01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:06,800 Let's get down to it. 1383 01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:08,280 Come now. 1384 01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:09,840 This is a good time. 1385 01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:14,720 Hey, Mr. Oot, what brings you here? 1386 01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:18,640 I just want to ask about the contract. 1387 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:21,400 What good timing. 1388 01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:25,120 Holy Father Sung is coming here with the abbot. 1389 01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,160 Father, easy. 1390 01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:35,160 Straight, to the stairs. 1391 01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:36,680 What's wrong with Holy Father? 1392 01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:38,920 I don't know. That doesn't look good. 1393 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:40,400 Go hide inside. 1394 01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:43,200 Holy Father. Holy Father Kung. 1395 01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,760 Father. Please come in, Father. Close the door. 1396 01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:52,640 Holy Father, how did you bring him here? 1397 01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:55,000 We made it, just make him sign. 1398 01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:57,760 Father. Father, this way. 1399 01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:58,920 Please. 1400 01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:02,120 How did you get him here? 1401 01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:05,720 This is how we can bind him. 1402 01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:07,480 Bind him? One moment. 1403 01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:09,560 Wait! Where are you going? 1404 01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:11,240 -To get a rope. -For what? 1405 01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:12,640 Binding his hand to sign. 1406 01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:14,360 Not like that! 1407 01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:17,400 "Legally binding." After he signs the contract. 1408 01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:20,520 Because he's going to sign. 1409 01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:21,920 So, what's wrong with him? 1410 01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:29,320 Say the prayers? 1411 01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:31,760 Father! 1412 01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:35,200 -Have him sign it. -Bring the contract. 1413 01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:37,120 -Have him sign it. -Oh, oh, oh! 1414 01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:40,080 Here, here, here. Let him go. Will he go down? 1415 01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:41,440 Let's see what he'll do. 1416 01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:45,800 There, there. Take a seat. Sit down. 1417 01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:48,000 - A pen. - Here. 1418 01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:51,000 Sign here, sign. 1419 01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:52,320 Huh? 1420 01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:55,160 Right here. 1421 01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:56,560 Father, don't sign! 1422 01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:02,200 What are you doing? 1423 01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:05,680 Oh, nothing. We aren't doing anything. 1424 01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:07,760 Tom, Somboy. 1425 01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:11,360 Take him back to the residence. 1426 01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:20,800 - What's behind you? - What? 1427 01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:21,920 What? 1428 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:24,040 Nothing. 1429 01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:26,120 - And that? - What? 1430 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:27,720 -Here! -All out. 1431 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,120 At the same time. 1432 01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:34,280 Here, Holy Father. 1433 01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:40,560 Is this the abbot's signature? 1434 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:46,040 Any lies you want to tell? 1435 01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:48,280 Musā means "shall not lie." 1436 01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:50,640 -But if we pull it off... -Then it's just fine. 1437 01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:54,040 The abbot's symptoms are like those of a drunk person. 1438 01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:55,560 Surā means alcohol... 1439 01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:56,720 If we can afford it... 1440 01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:58,520 Then it's just fine. 1441 01:14:58,640 --> 01:14:59,880 This is not funny. 1442 01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:01,520 This is annulled. 1443 01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:05,440 And don't do this again. 1444 01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:07,880 You're breaking a morality vow. 1445 01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:16,760 Holy Father. What are you doing? 1446 01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:18,960 You think people don't know? 1447 01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:21,920 "Dhukka Dhee Dhukka Dhua Nua." 1448 01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:24,520 What goes around comes around. 1449 01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:33,360 Holy Father Jazz. 1450 01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:34,920 You are troublesome. 1451 01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:38,160 ♪ You said you wouldn't leave ♪ 1452 01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:45,480 Here, Holy Father. My surprise. 1453 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,600 Where are you going? 1454 01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:52,240 Where are you going? 1455 01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:58,160 This guy here is the one who snatched your bag. 1456 01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:00,200 Snatched what? Nothing. 1457 01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:01,880 Here is the proof. 1458 01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:05,480 -What proof? -Holy Father. 1459 01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:09,480 We'll see. 1460 01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:20,400 - Hey! - Ta-da! 1461 01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:22,280 How's that? 1462 01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:23,680 Whose is this? 1463 01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:25,760 -Whose is this? -What? It's mine. 1464 01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:28,000 - A lady bag? - I'm a ladyboy. 1465 01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:30,000 Let go, don't you lie. 1466 01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:31,480 Holy Father, 1467 01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:33,600 -I'll call the police. -Don't! 1468 01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:35,160 Holy Father. 1469 01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:37,120 I have no choice, Holy Father. 1470 01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:40,480 My family is poor. My sister is sick. 1471 01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:42,200 -Please, I need it. -You can't be serious. 1472 01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:44,000 Now that you admit it, 1473 01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:46,560 I forgive you. 1474 01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:48,160 -Oh! -Holy Father, 1475 01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:50,400 why do you forgive him so easily? 1476 01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:53,160 When he commits the wrong when in need, 1477 01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:55,560 we should give him a chance. 1478 01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:57,520 We live in the same world, 1479 01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,120 we coexist. 1480 01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:02,680 But you listen to me. 1481 01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,200 Although you are poor, 1482 01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:07,920 there are many other jobs. 1483 01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:10,040 You should not commit crimes. 1484 01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:14,360 You can be poor without losing your dignity. 1485 01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:15,640 But Holy Father, 1486 01:17:16,480 --> 01:17:19,320 promise me that you won't tell anyone. 1487 01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:21,040 I promise. 1488 01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:23,720 But you have to promise me, too, 1489 01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:26,080 that you won't do this again. 1490 01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:28,400 Yes, I promise. 1491 01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:30,200 Be well. 1492 01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:31,800 Thank you. 1493 01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:35,600 Holy Father. 1494 01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:37,440 Is it right to just let him go? 1495 01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:39,960 Brothers, listen to me. 1496 01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:42,600 We are men. 1497 01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:45,000 An officer's life is full of suffering. 1498 01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:48,200 Dignity isn't something to be bragged about. 1499 01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:02,440 Hey, Jazz! 1500 01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:11,800 Somebody's here. Go! 1501 01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:13,560 You! 1502 01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:25,240 Over there! Go get the abbot! Hurry! 1503 01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:31,680 -Holy Father Jazz. -Holy Father! 1504 01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:42,200 Nae! 1505 01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:45,520 Holy Father Jazz! Holy Father! 1506 01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:47,400 I got him, Mano! Hurry! 1507 01:18:48,480 --> 01:18:49,880 -Nae! -Mano, hurry up! 1508 01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:51,560 Holy Father Jazz. 1509 01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:53,440 Holy Father Jazz. 1510 01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:02,480 May all beings subject to birth, aging, illness, and death-- 1511 01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:04,120 Who's dead, Father? 1512 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:05,520 Holy Father Jazz. 1513 01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:07,320 Are you all right? 1514 01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:08,560 Very much so, call the police. 1515 01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:09,640 What a relief. 1516 01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:13,080 Why call the police? He's alive. 1517 01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:14,480 We have to call anyway. 1518 01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:16,440 -I already did. -Call now. 1519 01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:18,280 Officer, please come now. 1520 01:19:18,440 --> 01:19:19,720 There were shots fired at the temple. 1521 01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:21,560 There is a monk down, he is dead. 1522 01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:23,280 You have to come, a monk is dead. 1523 01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:25,040 Not so dead. 1524 01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:26,880 That's all, thank you. 1525 01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:28,000 It's done. 1526 01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:29,960 What, is this, a shadow puppet show? 1527 01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:31,080 Oh! 1528 01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:32,600 I'm alive, Father. 1529 01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:36,240 I had just come back from evening prayer and was walking back to my residence. 1530 01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:38,320 There was a guy on a motorbike who called to me. 1531 01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:39,320 Hey, Jazz! 1532 01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:42,680 I turned around, then I heard a gunshot, so I tripped over. 1533 01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:44,760 I thought you had an amulet. 1534 01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:46,120 How fortunate. 1535 01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:48,320 -What a pity. -Pity what? 1536 01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:50,360 Uh, that we can't catch the bad guy. 1537 01:19:50,440 --> 01:19:51,640 Yes. 1538 01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:53,960 There, Sergeant. 1539 01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:55,760 Officer, hurry up. 1540 01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:03,840 And are you injured anywhere? 1541 01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:05,360 I'm okay. How are you? 1542 01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:07,520 How about Holy Father? 1543 01:20:08,280 --> 01:20:09,280 Holy Father? Hurry! 1544 01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:13,560 Sergeant, take him. 1545 01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:22,400 Police and soldiers are really good these days. 1546 01:20:24,280 --> 01:20:25,400 Holy Father Jazz, 1547 01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:28,840 you better be careful when you go out. 1548 01:20:28,920 --> 01:20:30,640 Yeah, you don't really know people. 1549 01:20:30,720 --> 01:20:32,480 You can't trust anyone. 1550 01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:34,600 It is hard to trust someone. 1551 01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:36,920 Especially someone close to you. 1552 01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:40,600 The best for you, Holy Father Jazz, 1553 01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:43,120 is to go with Holy Father Sung and Kung. 1554 01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:46,960 When you are shot at, they can take bullets for you. 1555 01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:49,240 -Oh... -They have good amulets. 1556 01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:53,640 I have to thank everybody so much 1557 01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:55,880 for helping to catch the gunman. 1558 01:20:56,160 --> 01:21:00,040 Please contact me when the case is resolved. 1559 01:21:00,280 --> 01:21:01,640 Be well, officers. 1560 01:21:01,720 --> 01:21:03,080 Yes, sir. 1561 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,240 Father. 1562 01:21:15,320 --> 01:21:17,400 People are so generous. 1563 01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:19,360 Old people, teenagers, children, 1564 01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:21,520 they all come to give alms. 1565 01:21:23,480 --> 01:21:28,480 I am so glad that Thai people come to the temple. 1566 01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:43,080 Why don't they look at monks when they give the alms? 1567 01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:45,800 I have many toothpastes. 1568 01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:48,800 If I had teeth, I wouldn't complain. 1569 01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:51,560 Looks like I have to eat toothpaste for breakfast. 1570 01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:54,240 Won't you have a foamy mouth when you pray? 1571 01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:56,520 Holy Father Jazz, 1572 01:21:56,600 --> 01:22:01,160 meet your father under the Rama VIII bridge after breakfast. 1573 01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:02,800 Somboy, 1574 01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:05,440 don't forget our promise, lending the car. 1575 01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:06,480 Sure. 1576 01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:10,080 Mano. 1577 01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:13,080 Just go slow, don't let anyone run into you. 1578 01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:14,200 Why? 1579 01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:15,680 Because I'll be in the car too. 1580 01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:18,240 - Okay. - It'll be against the precepts. 1581 01:22:26,440 --> 01:22:29,680 Don't fight! This is a good day! 1582 01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:33,920 All four of us will meet again in the next life! 1583 01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:36,800 Calm down! 1584 01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:39,880 Don't fight. Love each other. 1585 01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:41,960 Calm down. 1586 01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:44,400 Saisin, what did you wish for? 1587 01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:47,560 Me? I want a gang bang. 1588 01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:49,320 Mano, Saisin! 1589 01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:51,600 We should go, my father is waiting! 1590 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:53,800 Holy Father is calling us. 1591 01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:55,360 We're making progress here. 1592 01:22:55,440 --> 01:22:57,200 Come on. We have to leave. 1593 01:22:57,280 --> 01:22:58,960 See you later. 1594 01:22:59,120 --> 01:23:00,520 Don't fight. 1595 01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:01,600 Bye-bye. 1596 01:23:19,280 --> 01:23:20,880 Daddy. Uh... 1597 01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:22,480 Father. 1598 01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:23,800 Why don't you go with us? 1599 01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:26,400 No, they will splash me. 1600 01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:27,760 Oh! 1601 01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:30,160 Come on. They won't splash monks. 1602 01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:34,560 Holy Father. 1603 01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:37,360 I thought you said they wouldn't splash monks. 1604 01:23:37,440 --> 01:23:38,400 Your glasses fell off. 1605 01:23:38,480 --> 01:23:39,800 Yeah, fell off. 1606 01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:41,040 Upside down! 1607 01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,240 You are so funny. 1608 01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:45,760 When in Rome... 1609 01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:47,080 Dad. 1610 01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:49,400 Dad! 1611 01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:52,000 Dad, is that you? 1612 01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:53,560 Who are you? 1613 01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:56,680 You don't remember me? 1614 01:23:57,280 --> 01:23:58,400 Oh! 1615 01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:00,040 Hello, Father. 1616 01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:01,840 No, you're my father. 1617 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:03,000 Holy Father Jazz! 1618 01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:06,120 -Yeah. -My son! 1619 01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:08,400 -Let's go celebrate Songkran. -Are you sure, Dad? 1620 01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:10,040 Make way, please! 1621 01:24:10,120 --> 01:24:11,800 Please help me take care of him. 1622 01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:14,200 You go ahead and play. Go. 1623 01:24:57,240 --> 01:24:59,840 Holy Father. That's Baifern. 1624 01:25:00,240 --> 01:25:02,360 She's with that cousin. 1625 01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:05,760 That's not just a cousin. 1626 01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:07,280 It's a very close cousin. 1627 01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:09,120 They are so very close. 1628 01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:13,320 Are you sad? 1629 01:25:29,880 --> 01:25:32,400 He is just a cousin, Holy Father. 1630 01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:36,040 Be well, ma'am. 1631 01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:02,200 The band's called Jazz Sputnik Papillon Kuk Kuk. 1632 01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:04,920 The lead singer is also called Jazz. 1633 01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:07,280 Like you. Jazz! Hey, Jazz! 1634 01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:12,640 Let's go. 1635 01:26:14,240 --> 01:26:16,160 I thought he only looked like shit on TV. 1636 01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:18,680 The real him is worse. Right? 1637 01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:21,800 - Come on. - Holy Father Jazzy! 1638 01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:23,800 Who called me? 1639 01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:26,000 Over there. 1640 01:26:26,280 --> 01:26:27,280 Hormone. 1641 01:26:28,280 --> 01:26:30,480 Isn't she pregnant? 1642 01:26:30,560 --> 01:26:32,720 How could she come out and play? 1643 01:26:33,720 --> 01:26:35,600 Like a reunion day for me. 1644 01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:37,440 I stumble upon people everywhere. 1645 01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:39,080 Let's go. 1646 01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:41,240 Meeting lots of people here. 1647 01:26:41,360 --> 01:26:42,680 Come along. 1648 01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:47,760 - Women are all the same. - Yes. 1649 01:26:47,840 --> 01:26:49,720 When they get a new boyfriend, they forget. 1650 01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:51,320 It's normal, Holy Father. 1651 01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:53,160 - They are all the same. - Are you all right? 1652 01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:54,640 Yes. 1653 01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:57,400 If you can forget me, 1654 01:26:58,280 --> 01:26:59,400 please do. 1655 01:26:59,480 --> 01:27:00,840 Why, Holy Father? 1656 01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:03,360 Because you made women pregnant? 1657 01:27:03,520 --> 01:27:06,400 You don't know if it's your baby. 1658 01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:08,360 That bitch Hormone is a slut, 1659 01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:10,640 -a short runt. -Please. 1660 01:27:13,840 --> 01:27:16,440 I will come to see you often. 1661 01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:18,120 I won't leave you, no matter what. 1662 01:27:19,440 --> 01:27:20,840 Very well. 1663 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:25,720 If you leave the one you love, it must be like Kong Huai Rai's song... 1664 01:27:26,440 --> 01:27:30,400 "You Said You Won't Leave." 1665 01:27:43,240 --> 01:27:44,960 "T-A-D." 1666 01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:47,640 T-A-D what? 1667 01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:50,400 - Think. Analyze. Distinguish. - I see. 1668 01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:52,680 Please give us some space. 1669 01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:56,200 Don't you have any kindness? 1670 01:27:58,240 --> 01:27:59,440 Drive carefully. Easy. 1671 01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:00,800 I'm afraid you can't get back in time. 1672 01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:03,440 - Go slowly. - Yes, Holy Father. 1673 01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:04,800 I'm sorry, Holy Father. 1674 01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:07,080 Look, he doesn't have any kindness. 1675 01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:08,520 People these days... 1676 01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:13,280 Saisin, did I run into someone? 1677 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:15,240 I am in my lane. 1678 01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:17,920 And this car tried to squeeze in. 1679 01:28:18,040 --> 01:28:19,800 I didn't let him. 1680 01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:21,560 I thought that most people were in line. 1681 01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:23,240 And he bumped into my truck. 1682 01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:26,640 He ran and knocked on my window. 1683 01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:28,400 I was so scared. 1684 01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:30,760 Here, he bumped into me. 1685 01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:32,960 Look. 1686 01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:36,120 And he tried to hurt me. 1687 01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:38,720 A motorbike taxi driver over there came to help. 1688 01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:40,600 That's how I survived. 1689 01:28:42,520 --> 01:28:44,480 Meeting people like this, in this society, 1690 01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:46,880 is so terrible. 1691 01:28:48,240 --> 01:28:49,400 Thank you. 1692 01:28:49,680 --> 01:28:53,040 What happened is unfortunate. 1693 01:28:53,840 --> 01:28:56,840 But what I told you is the truth. 1694 01:28:57,440 --> 01:28:59,080 I understand. 1695 01:29:00,200 --> 01:29:01,920 A thing like this... 1696 01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:05,440 You are right, but it can turn wrong. 1697 01:29:05,560 --> 01:29:08,640 Social media these days is dangerous. 1698 01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:11,000 There is a good side and a bad side. 1699 01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:18,520 Hello, Holy Father. 1700 01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:21,720 You are all here. 1701 01:29:22,120 --> 01:29:23,160 So quiet. 1702 01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:27,680 You are a star now, Holy Father Jazz. 1703 01:29:27,760 --> 01:29:30,880 You have become an Internet idol. 1704 01:29:31,040 --> 01:29:33,320 Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, 1705 01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:35,160 they all share your story. 1706 01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:39,080 I heard that the TV program contacted you. 1707 01:29:39,160 --> 01:29:41,480 You are so famous now. 1708 01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:43,040 Listen... 1709 01:29:43,120 --> 01:29:44,760 Sung, Kung. 1710 01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:47,600 Holy Father Sung and Holy Father Kung, 1711 01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:50,960 please come to see me tomorrow. 1712 01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:53,680 Whoever does good deeds, 1713 01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:55,520 heaven can see. 1714 01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:57,440 Whoever does bad things, 1715 01:29:58,520 --> 01:30:00,400 heaven can also see. 1716 01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:04,120 They said "Karma on the rocket" in the old days. 1717 01:30:04,560 --> 01:30:06,280 Now... 1718 01:30:06,960 --> 01:30:09,960 "Karma is faster than 4G." 1719 01:30:13,360 --> 01:30:16,960 SNOOP TALK 1720 01:30:18,640 --> 01:30:23,120 Hello, everyone. Welcome to Snoop Talk. 1721 01:30:23,360 --> 01:30:27,000 Today, we will talk about a clip on social media, 1722 01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:29,480 it's been heavily criticized, 1723 01:30:29,560 --> 01:30:31,080 about a red Yaris and a black Vigo. 1724 01:30:31,240 --> 01:30:35,160 Now we have both of them here. 1725 01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:37,080 Here's Holy Father Jazz from the red Yaris. 1726 01:30:37,240 --> 01:30:39,040 -Greetings, Holy Father Jazz. -I wish you well. 1727 01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:41,960 And another person, DJ Beng from the black Vigo. 1728 01:30:42,040 --> 01:30:43,360 Hello. 1729 01:30:43,560 --> 01:30:45,200 Hello. Hello. 1730 01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:48,600 Let's hear from DJ Beng about how it happened. 1731 01:30:48,680 --> 01:30:50,160 Well, 1732 01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:51,760 I was in my lane, 1733 01:30:52,040 --> 01:30:54,840 and then the red Yaris tried to squeeze in. 1734 01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:56,600 I didn't let him, so he cut me off. 1735 01:30:56,800 --> 01:31:00,200 I thought that there were many people in line. 1736 01:31:00,280 --> 01:31:01,320 He tried to cut me off again. 1737 01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:03,400 And he ran into me. 1738 01:31:04,160 --> 01:31:05,560 So the red Yaris ran into you? 1739 01:31:05,680 --> 01:31:07,600 -Yes. -Your black truck? 1740 01:31:07,680 --> 01:31:08,560 Exactly. 1741 01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:10,480 And he came to break my window. 1742 01:31:10,560 --> 01:31:11,440 Hey! 1743 01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:12,840 I was so terrified. 1744 01:31:12,920 --> 01:31:14,160 Where has he gone? 1745 01:31:14,280 --> 01:31:15,200 Holy Father. 1746 01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:17,520 Get out. 1747 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:19,680 What? 1748 01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:21,000 What? 1749 01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:21,960 Why? 1750 01:31:22,200 --> 01:31:23,040 Why? 1751 01:31:23,120 --> 01:31:23,960 Holy Father. 1752 01:31:24,040 --> 01:31:25,760 - You're a monk, calm down. - I was so scared. 1753 01:31:25,840 --> 01:31:27,600 This is your point of view. 1754 01:31:27,720 --> 01:31:29,760 Can I ask Holy Father? 1755 01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:31,640 Of course. 1756 01:31:31,720 --> 01:31:33,560 Holy Father Jazz, he said on that day, 1757 01:31:33,640 --> 01:31:35,480 you took the wrench and broke his window. 1758 01:31:35,560 --> 01:31:36,760 How did it happen? 1759 01:31:36,840 --> 01:31:39,680 It was actually an accident. 1760 01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:43,280 I saw the accident, 1761 01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:45,080 and he had a puncture. 1762 01:31:45,160 --> 01:31:46,600 Want me to go with you? 1763 01:31:46,680 --> 01:31:50,560 I took the wrench just in case I'd need to change the tire. 1764 01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:53,200 Brother? 1765 01:31:54,720 --> 01:31:56,200 -Where are you? -Why, Holy Father? 1766 01:31:56,960 --> 01:31:57,960 Why? 1767 01:31:59,560 --> 01:32:00,920 Give me a moment. 1768 01:32:02,160 --> 01:32:03,280 What do you want? 1769 01:32:03,360 --> 01:32:05,680 No... 1770 01:32:05,800 --> 01:32:08,120 -Brother, listen to me. -Listen to what? 1771 01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:10,720 That's not true. Not true. 1772 01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:12,400 He was going to hurt me like this. 1773 01:32:12,520 --> 01:32:14,560 -Like that? -He lifted his hand like this. 1774 01:32:14,640 --> 01:32:17,320 So, Holy Father? He said, yeah, like that. 1775 01:32:17,440 --> 01:32:18,840 Yes, just like that. 1776 01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:22,520 That's not all. 1777 01:32:23,320 --> 01:32:26,640 Do you have anything to say to the audience? 1778 01:32:28,440 --> 01:32:29,960 As I am a monk, 1779 01:32:31,480 --> 01:32:33,760 and I'm sitting here 1780 01:32:34,360 --> 01:32:36,080 telling the truth to everyone. 1781 01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:39,560 If you don't believe, 1782 01:32:41,400 --> 01:32:45,400 I am willing to take all the blame. 1783 01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:48,920 I always think... 1784 01:32:50,640 --> 01:32:52,120 good men... 1785 01:32:53,920 --> 01:32:55,440 never die. 1786 01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:58,040 Be well. 1787 01:33:05,680 --> 01:33:08,240 All right, everybody, let's take a short break. 1788 01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:12,560 Snoop Talk will return. Stop crying. 1789 01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:17,680 Where are you two going? Who are you looking for? 1790 01:33:18,040 --> 01:33:19,280 -Hello. -Hello. 1791 01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:21,000 Is Holy Father Jazz here? 1792 01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:22,600 Holy Father Jazz has left. 1793 01:33:22,680 --> 01:33:23,800 Just now. 1794 01:33:24,280 --> 01:33:27,320 -I was the driver of the red Yaris. -Aof? 1795 01:33:28,440 --> 01:33:30,400 The red Yaris driver is here. Bring him in? 1796 01:33:30,480 --> 01:33:32,760 Take Holy Father's place. Come here. 1797 01:33:33,360 --> 01:33:35,920 - Go out there. - Come here, take a seat. 1798 01:33:37,480 --> 01:33:40,480 Are we ready? Let's continue here, okay? 1799 01:33:41,880 --> 01:33:43,920 Everyone is ready? Aof, ready! 1800 01:33:44,120 --> 01:33:46,320 Five, four, three, two... 1801 01:33:46,800 --> 01:33:48,760 Welcome back to Snoop Talk. 1802 01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:50,680 We have the red Yaris driver here. 1803 01:33:50,880 --> 01:33:53,560 These are two young men. 1804 01:33:53,760 --> 01:33:54,760 Hello, brothers. 1805 01:33:54,920 --> 01:33:56,560 - Hello. - Hello. 1806 01:33:56,640 --> 01:34:00,120 Can you tell us the story? Because DJ Beng already told his side 1807 01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:03,680 about what happened, and also the video clip. 1808 01:34:03,880 --> 01:34:06,320 So what happened that day? 1809 01:34:07,560 --> 01:34:10,480 It was like, after the crash... 1810 01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:11,880 It was an accident. 1811 01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:14,360 Holy Father had good intentions. 1812 01:34:14,480 --> 01:34:16,400 He took the wrench because he saw the flat tire. 1813 01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:18,640 What tire? 1814 01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:20,480 Wait, listen to me. 1815 01:34:20,680 --> 01:34:21,720 Good intentions? 1816 01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:23,120 Good intentions. 1817 01:34:23,240 --> 01:34:26,520 This is the story from the red Yaris driver. 1818 01:34:26,640 --> 01:34:30,000 But there is the full video clip on the net right now. 1819 01:34:30,120 --> 01:34:31,960 A well-wishing viewer sent it over. 1820 01:34:32,040 --> 01:34:34,120 Let's have a look at the whole situation. 1821 01:34:43,320 --> 01:34:46,320 Calm down, brother. 1822 01:34:46,560 --> 01:34:48,680 Calm down. Believe me, calm down. That's a monk... 1823 01:34:49,920 --> 01:34:52,000 Holy Father, run. 1824 01:34:52,200 --> 01:34:53,240 What's going on? 1825 01:34:54,640 --> 01:34:55,960 That clip was edited. 1826 01:34:56,040 --> 01:34:57,920 - Are you sure? - It was edited. 1827 01:34:58,080 --> 01:35:00,120 I'm being framed, I'm innocent. 1828 01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:02,800 What do you think about this? Is it what happened that day? 1829 01:35:02,880 --> 01:35:03,800 Yes. 1830 01:35:03,880 --> 01:35:05,160 Anything you want to say to the viewers? 1831 01:35:05,280 --> 01:35:06,920 Yes, there is. 1832 01:35:07,200 --> 01:35:09,440 Which camera? Oh. 1833 01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:11,440 Hello. 1834 01:35:11,640 --> 01:35:14,600 Mommy, I'm on television! 1835 01:35:14,680 --> 01:35:16,640 I'm here to help Holy Father Jazz. 1836 01:35:16,720 --> 01:35:19,320 These are the stories from both sides, 1837 01:35:19,680 --> 01:35:22,040 DJ Beng and the red Yaris driver. 1838 01:35:22,160 --> 01:35:25,320 That's the updates and the full footage for you. 1839 01:35:25,480 --> 01:35:29,160 Take these into consideration. 1840 01:35:29,360 --> 01:35:32,600 That's all from Snoop Talk. See you again at the same time on Channel 8. 1841 01:35:32,760 --> 01:35:35,840 Goodbye for now. See you next time. 1842 01:35:41,040 --> 01:35:42,680 Please give me sympathy. 1843 01:35:42,800 --> 01:35:44,560 Meeting people like this, in this society, 1844 01:35:44,880 --> 01:35:47,120 it's terrible. 1845 01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:50,480 I'm innocent, I'm not like that. They edited it. 1846 01:35:50,960 --> 01:35:53,880 You have to believe me. 1847 01:35:56,320 --> 01:35:58,560 Take it easy. 1848 01:35:58,800 --> 01:36:00,080 -Matt! -I've been framed. 1849 01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:09,040 Your reverence. 1850 01:36:09,600 --> 01:36:10,560 What is this all about? 1851 01:36:11,960 --> 01:36:14,200 Police? Soldiers? 1852 01:36:15,040 --> 01:36:16,280 Have you been arrested? 1853 01:36:18,280 --> 01:36:21,800 Or you must have been called in for an attitude adjustment? 1854 01:36:23,680 --> 01:36:25,640 Actually, 1855 01:36:26,120 --> 01:36:28,360 you have to ask these officers, 1856 01:36:28,440 --> 01:36:30,640 Holy Father Sung, Holy Father Kung. 1857 01:36:30,840 --> 01:36:34,200 I have to invite both of you to testify about your involvement 1858 01:36:34,280 --> 01:36:40,120 in the case of attempted murder and fraud by Mr. Oot. 1859 01:36:40,480 --> 01:36:41,640 Please, come with us. 1860 01:36:41,880 --> 01:36:44,040 You have come to the wrong place. 1861 01:36:44,120 --> 01:36:45,120 Wrong place. 1862 01:36:45,200 --> 01:36:47,520 Who would do that? We only have good monks. 1863 01:36:47,600 --> 01:36:49,320 This is a misunderstanding. 1864 01:36:49,400 --> 01:36:51,360 -Please, go back. -Go, go, go. 1865 01:36:51,440 --> 01:36:53,040 Sergeant, bring both of them in to testify. 1866 01:36:53,760 --> 01:36:54,720 Please, Holy Father. 1867 01:36:55,160 --> 01:36:56,320 Please what? I'm busy. 1868 01:36:56,400 --> 01:36:57,960 No, no, no. 1869 01:36:58,640 --> 01:36:59,600 We can talk here. 1870 01:36:59,680 --> 01:37:00,520 Don't touch us. 1871 01:37:00,600 --> 01:37:02,200 You are going to force us? 1872 01:37:02,320 --> 01:37:04,400 - You can't take us. - Calm down. 1873 01:37:04,480 --> 01:37:06,480 -What are you doing? -Record it. 1874 01:37:06,560 --> 01:37:08,680 -Calm down, Holy Father. -Don't flock in. 1875 01:37:08,760 --> 01:37:10,720 Bring the camera, record it. We have evidence. 1876 01:37:10,840 --> 01:37:12,880 Don't come in. Don't. 1877 01:37:12,960 --> 01:37:14,040 Holy Father, calm down. 1878 01:37:14,120 --> 01:37:15,120 Think carefully. 1879 01:37:15,200 --> 01:37:17,720 With this clip, people will know you bullied us. 1880 01:37:19,440 --> 01:37:22,360 -Look. Soldier, lock up the monk. -No, you are locking him up. 1881 01:37:27,760 --> 01:37:30,840 We have come to this point. 1882 01:37:31,120 --> 01:37:32,960 You should confess. 1883 01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:36,720 Admit your mistake, society will forgive you. 1884 01:37:38,480 --> 01:37:40,040 Officers, 1885 01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:43,120 if you will proceed, 1886 01:37:43,720 --> 01:37:49,520 I want to ask them to leave the monkhood first. 1887 01:37:49,600 --> 01:37:51,680 -Leave? -All right, Father. 1888 01:37:51,760 --> 01:37:52,720 Father. 1889 01:37:55,520 --> 01:37:56,600 Father. 1890 01:37:59,320 --> 01:38:01,400 I've done wrong, Father. 1891 01:38:02,680 --> 01:38:04,360 I didn't mean it. 1892 01:38:04,520 --> 01:38:07,040 Everything was Mr. Oot's plan. 1893 01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:10,360 I wanted money to buy a jet for the temple. 1894 01:38:10,440 --> 01:38:11,400 Uh... I mean... 1895 01:38:12,040 --> 01:38:14,280 Sergeant, take them. 1896 01:38:18,440 --> 01:38:20,120 Where is Holy Father? 1897 01:38:20,720 --> 01:38:23,280 I think we should call him. 1898 01:38:32,000 --> 01:38:33,320 It's ringing. 1899 01:38:37,240 --> 01:38:39,400 -Hello? -Hello, is that Holy Father? 1900 01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:41,680 Holy Father is not here. 1901 01:38:44,080 --> 01:38:46,240 Holy Father's phone is with you. 1902 01:38:46,440 --> 01:38:48,920 Damn, you let me keep talking. 1903 01:38:56,120 --> 01:38:58,280 Saisin, check this out. 1904 01:38:59,240 --> 01:39:02,520 "Holy Father Jazz, the renown deceiving monk 1905 01:39:02,880 --> 01:39:04,400 has become a street ghost. 1906 01:39:04,720 --> 01:39:06,360 His body is now at the hospital." 1907 01:39:07,720 --> 01:39:10,000 Let's go. Hurry! 1908 01:39:11,120 --> 01:39:12,800 Holy Father, please be safe. 1909 01:39:13,680 --> 01:39:15,280 Where are you rushing off to? 1910 01:39:15,440 --> 01:39:17,720 -To Holy Father Jazz. -What happened to him? 1911 01:39:17,840 --> 01:39:19,240 He was hit by a car. 1912 01:39:19,520 --> 01:39:21,960 -How do you know? -Here. 1913 01:39:27,400 --> 01:39:29,080 You've been fooled by net trolls. 1914 01:39:29,160 --> 01:39:30,480 This is a fake page. 1915 01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:32,680 -Are you sure? -Of course I am. 1916 01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:35,200 We've just met him a while ago. 1917 01:39:35,280 --> 01:39:38,040 And he left you a message that he is going back to the province. 1918 01:39:41,360 --> 01:39:43,480 This fake page admin is an asshole. 1919 01:39:43,640 --> 01:39:46,000 Hurting people with his unthinkable act... 1920 01:39:46,120 --> 01:39:47,720 Luckily, you and I are smart, 1921 01:39:47,800 --> 01:39:50,240 -or we would have become victims. -True. 1922 01:39:50,320 --> 01:39:51,920 - Go. - Go where? 1923 01:39:52,040 --> 01:39:53,440 Pack up the hill, back to clothes. 1924 01:39:53,520 --> 01:39:55,240 Pack to clothes, back up the hill. 1925 01:39:55,320 --> 01:39:56,320 Come on. 1926 01:39:57,480 --> 01:39:59,120 "Pack up the clothes, back to the hill"? 1927 01:40:33,120 --> 01:40:34,400 Mmm. 1928 01:40:35,200 --> 01:40:38,800 Wherever you stay and feel calm, 1929 01:40:39,240 --> 01:40:41,960 that's the place you belong. 1930 01:40:42,640 --> 01:40:44,160 Don't try to be stubborn. 1931 01:41:01,360 --> 01:41:02,680 How could you stay here? It's so high. 1932 01:41:02,760 --> 01:41:04,360 Tom, wait up. 1933 01:41:04,440 --> 01:41:06,520 I haven't been up here in a while. So tired! 1934 01:41:06,600 --> 01:41:10,000 -Are you all right? -Just take care of yourself. 1935 01:41:14,040 --> 01:41:15,040 Father. 1936 01:41:15,880 --> 01:41:17,760 Father. Greetings, Father. 1937 01:41:17,840 --> 01:41:19,400 Greetings, Father. 1938 01:41:19,480 --> 01:41:21,960 Mano, Saisin, you have come back from Bangkok. 1939 01:41:22,200 --> 01:41:23,360 We've been back for a while. 1940 01:41:24,160 --> 01:41:25,160 What's the matter? 1941 01:41:25,440 --> 01:41:26,640 Is Holy Father Jazz here? 1942 01:41:26,760 --> 01:41:29,320 He is not here. 1943 01:41:31,040 --> 01:41:32,600 Didn't he come here? 1944 01:41:32,680 --> 01:41:34,160 Yes, he did. 1945 01:41:34,240 --> 01:41:35,480 But he is not here. 1946 01:41:36,320 --> 01:41:37,880 This monk is a pain in the ass. 1947 01:41:37,960 --> 01:41:39,000 What did you just say? 1948 01:41:39,080 --> 01:41:40,920 Um, this minute I have a pain in my ass. 1949 01:41:41,640 --> 01:41:42,640 Oh! 1950 01:41:42,760 --> 01:41:44,880 That's normal because we're on the mountain. 1951 01:41:44,960 --> 01:41:47,120 Walking up here hurts. 1952 01:41:47,200 --> 01:41:48,280 What hurts, Father? 1953 01:41:48,360 --> 01:41:50,480 Feet. 1954 01:41:51,320 --> 01:41:53,080 Father, where is Holy Father? 1955 01:41:53,160 --> 01:41:54,120 Up there. 1956 01:41:55,280 --> 01:41:56,280 Up there? 1957 01:41:56,720 --> 01:41:57,560 Holy Father! 1958 01:41:57,640 --> 01:41:59,480 Holy Father Jazz! 1959 01:41:59,560 --> 01:42:03,280 Don't make noise in the temple. 1960 01:42:26,680 --> 01:42:29,200 Holy Father, will you really leave the monkhood? 1961 01:42:32,200 --> 01:42:33,440 Why? 1962 01:42:35,040 --> 01:42:37,080 I have been thinking about it. 1963 01:42:37,920 --> 01:42:40,080 I can't be a good monk. 1964 01:42:41,040 --> 01:42:43,920 And I can't lead the religion in the right way. 1965 01:42:44,640 --> 01:42:46,840 If a good monk like you left, 1966 01:42:47,520 --> 01:42:49,200 who would take care of religion? 1967 01:42:50,760 --> 01:42:52,120 You guys can. 1968 01:42:56,600 --> 01:42:58,040 Little punks like us? 1969 01:42:58,120 --> 01:42:59,400 That's right. 1970 01:43:00,040 --> 01:43:01,400 You have never been a monk. 1971 01:43:02,360 --> 01:43:03,520 You don't know what it's like. 1972 01:43:04,640 --> 01:43:07,400 Isn't that right, Holy Father Tee? 1973 01:43:07,800 --> 01:43:09,000 That's right, Holy Father. 1974 01:43:09,560 --> 01:43:10,760 Do you know... 1975 01:43:11,720 --> 01:43:13,120 that being a monk... 1976 01:43:14,200 --> 01:43:16,760 helps shape our mind to be a good person? 1977 01:43:17,440 --> 01:43:20,640 I, alone, can't do much. 1978 01:43:21,360 --> 01:43:26,160 But if we're all together, we might be able to do a lot for religion. 1979 01:43:27,600 --> 01:43:28,920 Isn't that right, Holy Father Tee? 1980 01:43:31,040 --> 01:43:32,080 That's right, Holy Father. 1981 01:43:33,440 --> 01:43:34,680 Thank you so much. 1982 01:43:36,240 --> 01:43:38,000 With Holy Father Tee here, 1983 01:43:38,560 --> 01:43:40,440 I feel relieved. 1984 01:43:42,240 --> 01:43:43,840 Everything feels right. 1985 01:43:45,760 --> 01:43:49,000 We never disagree about anything, right? 1986 01:43:49,520 --> 01:43:50,800 That's right, Holy Father. 1987 01:43:51,120 --> 01:43:52,000 There. 1988 01:45:00,360 --> 01:45:02,040 Noh, hurry up. Come. 1989 01:45:02,240 --> 01:45:03,600 Stay away! 1990 01:45:03,680 --> 01:45:05,160 Don't come near me! 1991 01:45:06,120 --> 01:45:07,280 You would've hit me! 1992 01:45:07,360 --> 01:45:08,600 Wait. 1993 01:45:09,640 --> 01:45:11,720 What film are you shooting? 1994 01:45:12,320 --> 01:45:14,520 -Honey, you... -I'm tired. 1995 01:45:17,400 --> 01:45:19,760 Holy Father. 1996 01:45:19,840 --> 01:45:21,320 No, it looks like natural laughing. 1997 01:45:21,480 --> 01:45:23,320 Another knock and my head will be broken. 1998 01:45:24,120 --> 01:45:25,440 I always thought that... 1999 01:45:25,520 --> 01:45:26,760 I always thought that... 2000 01:45:27,120 --> 01:45:28,360 I always believed that... 2001 01:45:29,920 --> 01:45:32,720 Come on! 2002 01:45:33,160 --> 01:45:34,800 Wait! Go sit down. I'll forget the lines. 2003 01:45:34,880 --> 01:45:37,080 Holy Father, this way is correct. 2004 01:45:37,240 --> 01:45:38,280 You mean this way? 2005 01:45:39,640 --> 01:45:40,480 Or this way? 2006 01:45:40,800 --> 01:45:42,480 It's virtuous to be hit by a Buddhist scripture. 2007 01:45:42,560 --> 01:45:43,960 Hopefully, it will enlighten you both. 2008 01:45:44,120 --> 01:45:45,680 Dol! 2009 01:45:45,800 --> 01:45:48,040 Dol, dol, dol, dol! 2010 01:45:48,120 --> 01:45:48,960 There's no way this will slip. 2011 01:45:49,040 --> 01:45:50,600 Dol, dol, dol, dol! 2012 01:45:50,680 --> 01:45:52,200 Dol, dol, dol, dol! 2013 01:45:56,400 --> 01:45:57,720 That's enough. Wait, the wig slipped. 2014 01:46:05,120 --> 01:46:06,400 She really got hit. 2015 01:46:07,080 --> 01:46:08,600 -My stomach hurts. -The baby is coming! 2016 01:46:08,680 --> 01:46:10,160 Won't you help? 2017 01:46:10,360 --> 01:46:11,440 Cut! 2018 01:46:11,520 --> 01:46:13,960 Your tummy moves, doesn't look like you are giving birth. 2019 01:46:16,280 --> 01:46:17,200 Holy Father. 2020 01:46:17,280 --> 01:46:19,520 Too close, brother. 2021 01:46:19,760 --> 01:46:21,440 In the monk... 2022 01:46:21,560 --> 01:46:23,880 Holy Father, let's change our clothes and go play with the water. 2023 01:46:24,360 --> 01:46:25,960 Brother, can you check if my alms bowl is empty? 2024 01:46:26,040 --> 01:46:28,080 Let me see. 2025 01:46:29,400 --> 01:46:30,440 It's empty all right. 2026 01:46:33,040 --> 01:46:35,080 Another take. 2027 01:46:39,480 --> 01:46:40,640 I'm stunned. 2028 01:46:40,960 --> 01:46:43,760 Monday, Tuesday... 2029 01:46:43,840 --> 01:46:46,080 Thieves now steal from the Prime Minister's wallet? 2030 01:46:46,160 --> 01:46:47,760 This is not the Prime Minister's! 2031 01:46:49,160 --> 01:46:50,560 Oops, forgot. 2032 01:46:50,640 --> 01:46:52,520 Is Holy Father here? 2033 01:46:53,320 --> 01:46:55,080 Yes, but he's up there. 2034 01:46:57,200 --> 01:46:58,440 -Poom. -Yes? 2035 01:46:58,520 --> 01:47:02,880 I think your chin has been short lately. You should refill it. 2036 01:47:02,960 --> 01:47:05,240 Or you won't remember your line. 2037 01:47:06,840 --> 01:47:09,120 That's good, Holy Father, to be ordained... 2038 01:47:09,240 --> 01:47:11,960 Who's laughing? 2039 01:47:12,160 --> 01:47:13,240 I'm sorry. 2040 01:47:14,360 --> 01:47:16,080 Who laughed? 2041 01:47:16,160 --> 01:47:17,400 Slate, cut! 2042 01:47:17,680 --> 01:47:19,760 The faith of people, brother, brother. 2043 01:47:19,840 --> 01:47:22,280 "Holy Father"? 2044 01:47:22,880 --> 01:47:26,480 How can you let this happen... 2045 01:47:26,880 --> 01:47:30,320 How can you let this... 2046 01:47:30,520 --> 01:47:31,520 Holy Father, wait up. 2047 01:47:34,760 --> 01:47:36,760 We'll have to run first. 2048 01:47:37,080 --> 01:47:39,320 Punk kid. 2049 01:47:40,480 --> 01:47:42,040 Falling down. 2050 01:47:45,040 --> 01:47:46,600 What are they doing? 2051 01:47:47,480 --> 01:47:48,480 Is it? Is this... 2052 01:47:48,560 --> 01:47:50,680 Does he know? 2053 01:47:50,760 --> 01:47:51,600 What? 2054 01:47:55,360 --> 01:47:57,160 What is it? Can we cut? 2055 01:47:57,240 --> 01:47:58,080 My angel! 2056 01:48:01,200 --> 01:48:03,120 See? Angel dolls are real! 2057 01:48:03,200 --> 01:48:04,320 My angel! 2058 01:48:04,400 --> 01:48:07,320 Ma'am, the temple forgot to pay the electricity bill. 2059 01:48:09,600 --> 01:48:10,440 Shit! Crazy bitch! 2060 01:48:15,920 --> 01:48:17,640 Cut! 136107

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