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MEN SINGING ON RADIO:
♪ WJLM
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Whoo!
Hotlanta, home of the Hawks,
the Atlanta Stomp,
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and that
fine-ass Michael Vick!
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Michael,
if you out there listening,
come on over to WJLM
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and touch down on
a sister's backside.
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Your girl Helen's
got an end zone
you wouldn't believe, baby!
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Holler at your girl!
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♪ Call me any time
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♪ Call me If you need
someone to talk to
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♪ Call me
satisfaction guaranteed...
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-Darnelle,
you see my blue sweater?
-Leave me alone.
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I know you been dipping
in my closet, and I'm not
going anywhere until...
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-Leave me alone.
-You missed.
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Hey, Nana.
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Oh, look at you!
Come on, sit down, baby.
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No, thanks. I'm late.
Have you seen my blue sweater?
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No, I ain't seen it.
Go ask your mama.
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Mama!
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Stop screaming. I'm back here.
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-Okay.
-♪ Satisfaction guaranteed
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You almost ready,
baby girl, we gotta go?
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I can't find my blue sweater.
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That's because
it's in the truck
where you left it.
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Where you pretty much
leave everything.
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-Okay, I guess I'm ready.
-Not with that pimp hat on.
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Mom, it's not
a pimp hat, it's fashion.
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-Alicia Keys has the same one.
-Good for her. Lose the hat.
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Why send me
to a performing arts school
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if you're not gonna
allow me to be creative
or express myself?
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Sounds like
a contradiction to me.
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"Sounds like
a contradiction to me."
Lose the hat and the attitude.
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I'll meet you in the car.
Go ahead.
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-Vanessa!
-Yeah?
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You think these pants
make my butt look big?
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-Yeah, they do.
-Perfect.
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♪ Call me
If you need
someone to talk to... ♪
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-I see my blue sweater.
-Yep.
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Hi!
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-[SIGHS] Told you.
-Go ahead, get out.
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Wait. Fly me some fingers.
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-All right, have a good day.
Love you.
-Love you, too.
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Can't believe it.
She was right.
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MEN ON RADIO:
♪ Hollering with
Helen in the morning ♪
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Hotlanta, how y'all is?
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I hope y'all
feeling something like me.
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I reckon y'all
checking my good mood,
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'cause your girl Helen
is doing quite well,
thank you.
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One of my many mens-es
came through last night and
got crunk with my trunk.
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He got a sister smiling like
she just got a $1,000-credit
increase on her gas card
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and ready to get pumped!
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Y'all know I ain't lying
to you. Just keeping it real,
for real, for real.
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Holler at your girl Helen.
I'll holler.
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Don't even worry about it.
I'll get the hair.
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Yeah, Wednesday at ten.
All right, bye-bye.
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No, no, I can't go.
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I have my consultation later.
Finally getting
those implants.
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Yeah. Dr Kopelin says
it'll take a week
or so to recover,
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but I'll be so doped up
on Vicodin, who cares?
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Okay, I'll talk to you later.
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Joanne, Joanne, Joanne, girl,
I'm telling you, don't do it.
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You'll be going hot and heavy
with your boyfriend,
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he squeeze too hard,
that thing fly out your mouth.
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Besides, you don't need that.
You know why?
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-Why?
-Because you are beautiful.
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-Oh, my God, Gina!
It's amazing.
-Well, you know.
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You have to give me
a bottle of that special
conditioner you make.
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You gotta keep that on the
low, because Jorge only
likes us using Jorge products.
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Forget about Jorge.
You're the best thing
that ever happened to him.
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[AUSTRIAN ACCENT]
Oh, is she now?
I thought the best thing
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to ever happen to
Jorge's was Jorge.
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My God,
Joanne, you look fantastic.
You look incredible.
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-Wow. So, when you
getting the implants?
-Soon.
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Jorge,
you have a gem on your hands.
Gina is a miracle worker.
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Yeah. She's a... worker.
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Okay.
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Sweetie, I gotta run. I've got
crow's-feet screaming for
some Botox, so, next week?
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-I'll be here.
-Okay.
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-Jorge.
-Mwa! Great to see you, baby.
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-So, Gina, nice work.
-Thanks. Just doing what I do.
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Yeah, well, about that,
just remember that
in doing what you do,
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you're doing what I do,
the person whose name is
on the moniker, ja?
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"My nigga"? What?
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[SNORTS] Gina. Moniker.
As in the name
on the building.
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Okay? So, that being said,
you just have
a marvelous day, ja?
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You need to learn
how to pronounce that.
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Jorge's time of
the month again?
Let's go get some lunch.
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I could use some air anyway.
You got a dictionary?
I gotta look up "ma-nigga" .
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-Moniker?
-Ma-nigga.
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-Ma-nigger?
-That's what I
thought he said.
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-My nigger?
-Don't say that.
Whites can't say that.
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But that's what I
thought Jorge said!
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The guy can do some hair.
Well, he can work a flip.
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But he's a idiot to work for.
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You got a chair.
I'm stuck in shampoo hell.
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-Girl, you'll get out.
-Oh, dear God, let it be soon!
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I been dyin' to
show you something.
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Pictures from a hair show
I worked last weekend.
Those are my models.
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What?
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-Wow! You did this?
-Uh-huh.
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Girl, this is good.
Jorge is trippin'
not giving you a chair.
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-Well, you always
got a chair in my shop.
-Why, thank you!
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Well, when I get a shop.
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What do you want a shop for?
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I always wanted my own shop.
Sell my own products.
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Vanessa getting into that
music school just...moved it
from Chicago to here.
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-But it'll happen.
-It will.
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Until then,
I'm just gonna kick back,
stack my chips at Jorge's...
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-And try not to kill him.
-[SPRIGHTLY CLASSICAL PIANO]
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-She can play, can't she?
-Yeah, just like her daddy.
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Rest his soul.
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She don't have
the same passion for it
since he died, though.
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But all I got to do is hear
her play, to know why I put
up with Jorge's nonsense.
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I want my daughter
to have the best.
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Hell, all I want from my
daughter is some common sense
and some clothes that fit.
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Gina, the girl put on a pair
of pants that came down to
the top of her burning bush.
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That girl make me
mad enough to chew bricks.
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Don't mess your
dental work up over it.
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-I don't know.
-She gonna be all right.
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You look fantastic.
We going to make
another appointment, ja?
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- Ja.Thank you, Jorge.
-Great to see you.
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Don't be afraid to hop on top.
A man like
a lady in the streets,
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a freak in the bedroom.
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You got seven kids?
I'm telling you...
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Terri is here. I must go to
Pilates. Please make sure that
she's taken care of.
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-Okay, soon as I
square away Mrs Dexter.
-Pronto, Gina.
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Fine, Jorge. Right away.
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You might want to
find a frame
for your memories.
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Preferably not one from Kmart.
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Jorge's was not Best Designed
Salon for having Scottish
tape on some mirrors.
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Okay, I go now.
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-Gina!
-Hey, Terri. How you doing?
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Come on, get comfortable.
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[SIGHS] I'm having this major
party for Steven and
a few of his clients.
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I just have to look
remarkable. I have to.
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So, I was hoping you would do
a little magic on me.
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I think I can conjure up
something. You know what?
Lynn, I got this.
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Why don't you go finish
setting Mrs Dexter for me?
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I don't know. I was just
supposed to shampoo till
an available chair opens.
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-Well,
do you see me at my chair?
-No.
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Then it's open.
Go ahead, girl, do your thing.
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Okay.
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Come on back.
Tell me about
this dinner party.
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Big party.
But I've got
everything under control.
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I have caterers, um...
The kids all
have play dates...
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-That's good to hear.
-Life is really good.
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-You having
problems with Steven again?
-Oh, yeah, I am. I am.
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He just looks at
me like he hates me.
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-He does.
-Come on, now.
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Don't even worry about it.
I got my special
conditioner for that, so...
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You know,
I just don't know what to do.
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I try to please him.
I do everything.
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-I've bought sex toys.
-Did you get
them Chinese balls?
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-Do you think that'll work?
-Oh, man. Whoo!
That's the move right there.
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I hear they make men go crazy.
You just sneak 'em up in there
and then go "Brrrr!"
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-[LAUGHS]
-[CHUCKLES]
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I don't know about that!
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-Ow!
-Shampooer.
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I guess.
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So, drink a lot of water, take
those vitamins and come on
back next week, okay?
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Thank you, Gina.
Your cream has
just saved my hair.
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Take care now.
Have fun! Don't stress!
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Hello, shampooing girl.
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Have you gone cuckoo clock
in the head?
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I didn't say you could leave
the shampooing area.
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You are the shampooing girl.
You should be shampooing, no?
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Ooh, Lynn! Girl,
you got some skills on you!
Look at this. This is great!
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Gina. [TUTS]
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-I hope I didn't
get her in trouble.
-I hope not.
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This is not the way
we do things here
at Jorge's, ja?
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Look,
it wasn't proper protocol,
but you were gone,
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and I was busy and Lynn...
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Look, Lynn has her license.
So I told her to take a shot.
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Oh. So you told
her to take a shot.
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Yeah. And she dunked it.
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Gina. I don't care if she
dunked it, alley-ooped it,
touchdowned it,
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or any of your other
little street colloquialisms.
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You don't get to give shots
here, okay? I give the shots,
unless you're diabetic.
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The stylists here work for me,
they don't work for you.
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So, if you wish to work here,
I suggest you give me some
proper respect, ja?
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I showed you respect when I
took care of your client while
you took a Pilates class.
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So, you wish to
altercate with me?
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You have no idea what I wish
to do with you.
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You act like you
own me something.
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Gina.
Gina, Gina, of course I do.
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Without me, you would be back
in Chicago washing hair in
your mama's kitchen.
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-Now you wanna talk
about my mama?
-Do I own you?
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Technically, as in
"have papers on you"? No.
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Get your fingers out my face.
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-I've given you
this lifestyle.
-Get your fingers out my face.
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And, like all things,
what Jorge giveth,
Jorge can also taketh away.
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00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:05,393
You know what?
I don't need
a damn thing from you.
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You hear me?
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And you cannot "taketh"
anything away from me.
You know, I giveth it back.
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I quit.
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-Oh, you quit?
-Yeah, I don't need this.
Shoot. I quit.
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Out of here.
Snatch my picture
off the wall!
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Everybody knows
I am the shit
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all up and through Jorge's.
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And what's up with
the K-Mart thing, huh?
Is it 'cause I'm black?
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00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:31,071
Is it 'cause I'm black?
'Cause I'm black?
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Hey, let me tell you
something, baby.
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[STAMMERS]
You're nothing without me.
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You're going to
fall flat on your ass,
I promise you that.
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Well, I got a little cushion.
You wanna kiss it?
I didn't think so!
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[SIGHS]
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-What you doing up?
-Can't sleep.
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I miss him.
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So do I.
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Does this mean I'm gonna
have to leave
music school now?
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00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:25,865
-No. Why would you
say that, Vanessa?
-Because, Mom, you got fired.
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No. I quit.
There's a difference.
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If I wanted to go get a job
at a shop, I could.
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But that's not
where my heart is.
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It's time I owned something.
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I can't approve this.
Not for this much.
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00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:51,803
But didn't you read my
business plan or my letters
of recommendation?
217
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,762
All very impressive,
but, uh...
218
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:02,205
But, uh... Miss Norris, see,
219
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:05,339
you're missing what
Southern Mutual and Savings
220
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,428
like to call the three C's.
221
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,778
-Credit, collateral...
-Color.
222
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:15,958
No. Capital, something you
could earn by acquiring one of
our secured credit cards,
223
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:20,745
as opposed to you
throwing around your race one.
224
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:24,488
-[WATCH ALARM BEEPING]
-Oh! And that's my
lunch calling me,
225
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,751
but, uh...nature's
calling me first.
226
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:29,276
So, Miss Norris,
good day to you.
227
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,217
[GASPS] Don't kill me.
228
00:15:57,347 --> 00:16:00,089
-[GINA GRUNTING]
-Ow-ow-ow! Ow!
229
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:04,615
Stay still, now, or I'm gonna
mess around and take
your eye out. Last one.
230
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:09,881
-Ow!
-Okay, Okay.
Let me get a look at you.
231
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,796
-There, a new face
at the bank.
-[GASPS]
232
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,976
-You like it?
-Oh, you...
233
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:21,241
Is that "yes" or is
that the way you fight?
234
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,634
No.
I like it. I love it. Oh...
235
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,421
Oh, I haven't seen
this woman in years.
236
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:31,294
Well, now you got her back.
Try not to lose her.
237
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:36,386
All right, go get
that cutie bank manager now.
238
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,911
Loan approved.
239
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,392
-What?
-You got your loan.
240
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:46,222
I got it? Oh, yes!
241
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:49,617
[SINGING]
♪ Go, Gina, it's your birthday
I got a hundred-fifty thou...
242
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:54,665
No, Gina, no. No, no.
Not quite that much.
243
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:57,190
That's cool.
I'll take a hundred thous...
244
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:01,107
-No, no, Gina.
-What? What? No?
245
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:04,023
What? Like 95? 85?
246
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:07,896
-I can work with seven...
Lower?
-Thirty.
247
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:11,900
Thirty thousand dollars?
What kind of shop
can I buy with that?
248
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:21,692
Lord Jesus, have mercy!
Somebody swallowed the '70s
and threw it up in here.
249
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:24,478
I've been in some
messed-up salons,
but damn!
250
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:27,350
Ooh, girl, this is
just straight-up nasty!
251
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:32,225
Thanks, Darnelle.
Tell me how you really feel.
252
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:36,359
-[JAZZ PIANO PLAYING UPSTAIRS]
-Ew!
253
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,840
What's that supposed to be?
254
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:43,888
Oh... looks like
some kind of skylight.
255
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:46,500
Mama, that look like a big
ol' hole in the ceiling.
256
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,893
I got an electrician
coming to look
at that tomorrow.
257
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:51,244
-[RIPPLING JAZZ PIANO]
-Listen to that.
258
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,985
Whoever's up there can play.
259
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:59,774
They need to stop. The realtor
said I'd be inheriting a few
stylists, not a whole band.
260
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:04,779
Gina, let's just look at the
blessing in it. You've got
your own beauty shop.
261
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,737
Be happy. It's yours.
262
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,871
Come on,
let's make this place sparkle.
263
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:14,267
Lets turn this into Gina's!
Turn that music on.
264
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:16,965
♪ Tear the roof off, we gonna
tear the roof off
the mothersucker
265
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,880
♪ Tear the roof off the sucker
266
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,708
♪ Tear the roof off, we gonna
tear the roof off
the mothersucker
267
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,363
♪ Tear the roof off the sucker
268
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:26,105
♪ Tear the roof off, we gonna
tear the roof off
the mothersucker
269
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:28,368
♪ Tear the roof off the sucker
270
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,544
♪ Tear the roof off, we gonna
tear the roof off
the mothersucker
271
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:32,111
♪ Tear the roof off the sucker
272
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:36,767
♪ You got a real type of thing
going down, gettin' down
273
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:39,814
♪ There's a whole lot
of rhythm going round
274
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:45,820
♪ Ow, we want the funk
give up the funk
275
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:50,346
♪ Ow, we need the funk
we gotta have that funk
276
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:54,089
♪ Ow, we want the funk
give up the funk
277
00:18:54,220 --> 00:19:00,400
♪ Ow, we need the funk
we gotta have that funk
278
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:06,057
♪ La-la-la la-la
do, do, do, do, do,
do, do, oww
279
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:11,498
♪ Ow, we need the funk
280
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:12,020
♪ We gotta have
that funk... ♪
281
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,894
There we go, Madam CJ.
282
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:25,381
-Hi, can I help you?
-Yes, ma'am.
283
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:28,950
I received a message
yesterday. Joe's Electrical
Repairs. I'm Joe.
284
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:35,870
I found your card on
Miss Angeline's desk. You've
done some work here before?
285
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,481
A little. Miss Angeline
wasn't exactly into
repair and upkeep.
286
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:41,702
Ha! Who you telling?
287
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:45,227
-It looks nice.
You've done a great job.
-Thank you.
288
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:48,317
-And you are?
-Oh, I'm Gina. Sorry.
289
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:52,756
This is my mother-in-law,
Paulette, and her daughter
Darnelle. My baby, Vanessa.
290
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:54,976
-Ladies.
-ALL: Hey.
291
00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:01,504
So, you're
familiar with the place.
How bad is it?
292
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:08,032
The place needs a lot of work.
Rotting wires,
outdated sockets...
293
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,254
The main breaker
keeps tripping.
294
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:16,693
-Is that a problem?
-Not if you like
standing in the dark.
295
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:21,437
A lot needs to be done.
A total upgrade.
296
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:24,788
Right now, I just need you
to take care of
this one thing for me.
297
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:29,706
You see this hole in the
ceiling? That just ain't
working for me.
298
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:32,927
Neither's the piano playing
coming out of it,
if you know what I'm saying.
299
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:37,758
I need those wires stuffed
back up in there so I can
patch up the ceiling.
300
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,063
Can you do that for me?
301
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:43,111
I could, but that's not going
to solve your dilemma.
302
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:47,463
Okay, so let's say I do the
whole upgrade. How much is
that gonna cost me?
303
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:51,989
I'd say between
four to six thousand.
304
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,079
[LAUGHS] Well,
don't let the doorknob
hit you on the way out.
305
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:59,954
Okay, then, good luck.
306
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:05,829
-Wait, wait.
What about the ceiling?
-Don't look at it.
307
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,875
I guess I'll ignore
the piano-playing
coming through it, huh?
308
00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:10,269
I'll try to play more quietly.
309
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:18,015
Hey. I play piano, too.
310
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:21,671
-Is that right, mademoiselle?
-Can I come up
and play some time?
311
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,021
Vanessa.
312
00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:27,851
Maybe. We'll see, little one.
313
00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:33,727
-Ladies, ciao.
-[CHORUSING] Bye.
314
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,605
Mama, I like him.
315
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:46,000
I know. And I like you
with this broom in your hand.
316
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:56,315
Oh, Gina, it's looking
beautiful. You think the
ladies will like it tomorrow?
317
00:21:56,445 --> 00:22:00,362
Compared to what they were
working with before we got
here, they should love it.
318
00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:02,930
Okay, so, what don't you
like about the place?
319
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:05,019
I ain't saying
I don't like it.
320
00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:09,719
I just say, you know,
I don't think it's
all o' that. That's all.
321
00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:15,334
For real. It's gonna take more
than a paint job and some
posters to impress me.
322
00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:17,771
This coming from a woman
who had Popeyes
cater her wedding.
323
00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:20,991
-It was Church's, Josephine.
-It was chicken.
324
00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:22,906
Hey, I ain't mad at you.
325
00:22:23,037 --> 00:22:25,256
I had Gladys Knight Chicken
and Waffles cater mine.
326
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:27,258
I still got waffles
in the freezer.
327
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,957
-Let the woman who
owns the shop talk.
-Thank you, Miss Josephine.
328
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:34,353
Say what you got to say.
It's your shop.
329
00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:36,920
-What I was trying to say...
-They ain't gonna listen.
330
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,185
Talk to us, go on. Go on.
331
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:46,756
What I was trying
to say was, no...
332
00:22:46,887 --> 00:22:47,931
What about the booth rent?
333
00:22:48,062 --> 00:22:50,325
I hope you're not raising
the booth rent.
334
00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:54,677
-Can't be
coming out of pocket.
-I can't come out of pocket.
335
00:22:54,808 --> 00:23:01,336
MJ got basketball camp, baby
A-Rod need a new stroller,
and little Shaq need braces.
336
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:03,294
You got you
a little dream team.
337
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:08,648
Look, Auntie Gina, this one
here is Venus Serena
Marion Jones, Jr.
338
00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:11,041
Right, that's...
That's Auntie Gina's baby.
339
00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:16,003
OK. So, um...look, as of
right now, no, I'm not gonna
raise the booth rent,
340
00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:19,615
but I will be
making some changes.
341
00:23:19,746 --> 00:23:23,489
I'm trying to
create an environment
where you can come and relax.
342
00:23:23,619 --> 00:23:28,581
We are professionals.
You never know, Oprah might
stroll up in here one day.
343
00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:32,411
Yeah, if she mistook the place
for a Krispy Kreme joint.
344
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,849
You hush. You ain't
got a pot to piss in.
345
00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:38,895
Oprah pot platinum, baby.
346
00:23:39,026 --> 00:23:43,639
You know that
poem Maya Angelou wrote?
Phenomenal Woman?
347
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:46,642
"Pretty woman
wonder where my secret lies?
348
00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:51,778
"I ain't cute or built to fit
a fashion-model size..."
349
00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:54,911
She's talking
about Oprah, hon!
350
00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:59,046
Yes, she was.
And just like Oprah,
I wanna be the best.
351
00:23:59,176 --> 00:24:03,180
So, we got to change
the game a little bit.
352
00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:07,881
Please,
no more food on the counters.
Let's try to keep it clean.
353
00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:10,710
I make you this promise.
I ain't gonna get no
food on your stuff.
354
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,278
Don't you...
355
00:24:14,409 --> 00:24:17,543
-Okay, that's a little syrup
spilled on the seat.
-That's a white couch.
356
00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:20,459
But it look
like Louis Vuitton.
They ain't gonna know.
357
00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:24,201
-High fashion.
-Turn it over.
You can shout it out.
358
00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:24,637
Shout it out.
Pull it out.
359
00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:27,553
Whassup?
360
00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:32,775
We gotta work as a team.
In order to work as a team,
we got to look like a team.
361
00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:34,516
New smocks, one size fits all.
Porsche. Mercedes.
362
00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:37,998
What?
363
00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:40,827
They ain't had none
with some Kente cloth
364
00:24:40,957 --> 00:24:44,004
or like a little
motherland flavor?
A cheetah print?
365
00:24:44,134 --> 00:24:47,094
This ain't got no breast flap.
366
00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:51,446
How am I supposed to...
Maybe here. Maybe it'll slip
through the hole.
367
00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:54,667
-Hey!
-Lynn!
368
00:24:54,797 --> 00:24:58,627
-Am I late?
-No, you right on time, girl.
Come on in.
369
00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:03,066
Everybody, Lynn is one of
the baddest hair stylists to
set foot out of Augusta...
370
00:25:03,197 --> 00:25:06,853
-Blue Ridge.
-Blue Ridge, Georgia.
371
00:25:06,983 --> 00:25:09,116
She got mad skills.
The girl is talented.
372
00:25:09,246 --> 00:25:11,205
And she gonna be
working in the shop with us.
373
00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:12,336
Working here? As what?
374
00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:15,992
As a stylist.
375
00:25:16,123 --> 00:25:19,779
-Oh, hell, no!
-Hell, no!
376
00:25:19,909 --> 00:25:24,305
Gina, come on. I'm sorry,
but you doing a little too
much around here, okay?
377
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:28,744
You ain't trying to
brighten up the place.
378
00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:32,356
-You's trying to
whiten up the place.
-For real.
379
00:25:32,487 --> 00:25:34,620
So, here's what I'm gonna do.
380
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:39,494
I'll let you and
little Miss Blue Ridge here
have the shop.
381
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:42,932
Do your thing.
Go on, girl, do your thing.
382
00:25:43,063 --> 00:25:45,152
'Cause I can't be
a part of this, okay?
383
00:25:45,282 --> 00:25:51,941
-Porsche, are you rolling?
-Yeah. I ain't gonna be
able to do it, either.
384
00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:54,465
-I ain't meaning
to run 'em out.
-No, no. Don't even worry.
385
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:57,904
Better we get rid of
the bad apples now.
386
00:25:58,034 --> 00:25:59,383
Besides, them girls
got too much attitude.
387
00:25:59,514 --> 00:26:03,692
I was about to slap the shit
out of one of their asses.
Shh!
388
00:26:03,823 --> 00:26:07,087
Anybody else leaving?
'Cause this white bitch
here is staying.
389
00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:09,132
Chanel.
390
00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:12,614
No white girl's gonna mess up
me and my money. Y'all can go.
391
00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:16,009
-Whatever.
-All right. Whatever.
392
00:26:17,924 --> 00:26:21,057
All right. Y'all,
you wanna fly out of here
with them birds?
393
00:26:21,188 --> 00:26:23,320
I got a business to run.
I need to know something.
394
00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:28,804
That's what I'm talking about.
All right.
395
00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:35,419
[PHONE RINGS]
396
00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:39,423
Gina's Beauty Shop. Okay.
397
00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:43,340
No problem.
Thank you. Bye-bye.
398
00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:48,998
-Excuse me.
-May I offer you a cappuccino?
399
00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:52,393
I don't want no damn
cappa-whatever-it-is.
Where's Angeline at?
400
00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:55,831
Uh... I'm sorry.
She's no longer here.
401
00:26:55,962 --> 00:26:58,965
-She die?
-No, no, no, she didn't...
402
00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:02,403
I got an appointment.
403
00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:07,451
My name is Gina. I bought
the shop. One of my operators
can assist you, Miss...
404
00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:10,324
-Mrs. Towner.
-Mrs. Towner.
405
00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:14,023
T as in Tom, O as in Othavee,
406
00:27:14,154 --> 00:27:18,462
-W as in Willacoochee,
Georgia.
-Willacoochee.
407
00:27:18,593 --> 00:27:22,292
And "ner" as in...
I don't live "ner" here.
408
00:27:22,423 --> 00:27:26,166
Don't let me keep
you waiting any longer.
Come on, now.
409
00:27:26,296 --> 00:27:29,038
-Would you like
water or something?
-Yes, please. Thank you.
410
00:27:29,169 --> 00:27:31,824
Lynn, take care of
Mrs. Towner, please.
411
00:27:31,954 --> 00:27:36,089
Of course. Hi, Mrs. Towner.
412
00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:38,787
When'd you all get to be
so integrated around here?
413
00:27:38,918 --> 00:27:42,486
This morning.
What can I do for you today?
414
00:27:42,617 --> 00:27:46,447
Don't give me no 'fro.
Keep my curls neat and tight.
415
00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:49,711
-Then maybe you can pin it up.
-Not a problem.
416
00:27:49,842 --> 00:27:54,150
-Lynn, girl, what you know
about doing black folks' hair?
-I'm not gonna screw it up.
417
00:27:54,281 --> 00:27:56,370
Good for you. [GIGGLES]
418
00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:59,852
-Here's your water,
Miss Towner... Mrs.
-Thank you, sweetie.
419
00:28:12,299 --> 00:28:16,303
I'm telling him to move back
a little bit, but he wouldn't
even move back.
420
00:28:16,782 --> 00:28:19,393
Oh.
421
00:28:19,523 --> 00:28:23,527
Either I'm buzzing
from last night's party,
or Miss Angeline done come up.
422
00:28:23,658 --> 00:28:26,966
From backwood to Hollywood.
This is nice.
423
00:28:27,096 --> 00:28:27,923
GINA: Ladies.
424
00:28:28,054 --> 00:28:28,881
Hi, I'm Gina.
I'm the new owner.
425
00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:30,665
Can I offer you
some cappuccinos?
426
00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:32,145
Or water?
427
00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:35,191
-I like you already,
Miss Gina.
-Me, too.
428
00:28:35,322 --> 00:28:37,803
Damn.
429
00:28:37,933 --> 00:28:41,502
Look at you with that rock on
your finger! You ought to be
careful rolling with that.
430
00:28:41,632 --> 00:28:46,246
A little six-karat keepsake
my husband bought me.
Christopher Clark.
431
00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:48,465
Power forward. Atlanta Hawks.
432
00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:53,383
Three-point Chris?
That's your husband?
Oh, my God, girl, he got game.
433
00:28:53,514 --> 00:28:58,040
Yes, he does. Anyhoo, I have
an appointment
with Mercedes today.
434
00:28:58,171 --> 00:29:01,348
Uh, Mercedes?
She...
She no longer works here.
435
00:29:01,478 --> 00:29:07,223
-Well, we'll take
Porsche today, then.
-Porsche? She gone, too.
436
00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:11,010
Actually, we got rid
of all of our foreign cars.
437
00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:13,490
Well, damn!
I couldn't get a heads-up?
438
00:29:13,621 --> 00:29:16,755
We should just go on
over to Aspire, girl,
where we fit in.
439
00:29:16,885 --> 00:29:21,455
Well, you could do that
or let me do your hair.
440
00:29:21,585 --> 00:29:26,895
I know you like to keep it
tight. I can tell. You don't
play about your look.
441
00:29:27,026 --> 00:29:28,984
I will have you looking
fly as a mug courtside.
442
00:29:29,115 --> 00:29:34,381
Did I tell you
my name was Gina?
I will lay that hair down.
443
00:29:34,511 --> 00:29:39,473
I'll have it shining up on
that Jumbotron, that big
monitor TV in the arena.
444
00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:45,000
Yeah, you gonna have to look
at yourself, because everybody
gonna look at you.
445
00:29:46,741 --> 00:29:51,746
Gina? I'm so sorry,
but I don't really know you.
446
00:29:51,877 --> 00:29:55,010
-I'll do it for free.
-Oh! So where should I sit?
447
00:29:55,141 --> 00:29:56,751
Oh, no,
I can't do highlights.
448
00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:57,708
My client has an
important game tonight
449
00:29:57,839 --> 00:30:00,581
and I'm going with
the P-I-M-P look.
450
00:30:00,711 --> 00:30:04,715
Well, perhaps Jorge
is not for you, then.
451
00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:10,896
No, no. You know...
Maybe Jorge is for me.
Let's do this.
452
00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:15,248
Great.
Where is the shampooing girl?
We need to get Corky washed.
453
00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:18,904
-You mean Lynn? She quit.
-Come again?
454
00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:22,516
She quit.
She called this morning.
I left a message on your desk.
455
00:30:22,646 --> 00:30:25,562
She said if anyone asked
that she was
working down at Gina's.
456
00:30:25,693 --> 00:30:28,870
-Working at Gina's what?
-Gina's salon.
457
00:30:31,786 --> 00:30:37,531
Okay, well, today is your
lucky day. I'll wash you
myself. Come with me.
458
00:30:40,403 --> 00:30:43,842
-Have a seat.
-Jorge,
don't forget to use a cape.
459
00:30:43,972 --> 00:30:49,021
It's not my first day at the
picnic, Stacy. I know all
about the cape, ja?
460
00:30:50,196 --> 00:30:52,241
Shouldn't I be taking
my jacket off?
461
00:30:52,372 --> 00:30:55,027
Leave it, take off your
pants. I'm kidding. [SNORTS]
462
00:30:55,549 --> 00:30:57,594
[SHRIEKS]
463
00:30:57,725 --> 00:30:59,596
Stacy! Stacy!
464
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,168
I'm sorry,
I just need a moment.
465
00:31:10,433 --> 00:31:15,003
-Looks good, don't it?
-Girl, it looks good.
That's all you?
466
00:31:15,134 --> 00:31:17,179
This is my hair. Blown out.
467
00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:20,226
Yup, girl, it's nice!
468
00:31:24,099 --> 00:31:28,016
Okay. Well,
Gina, I'm booking you, girl.
When can you get me in?
469
00:31:28,147 --> 00:31:32,194
-I can take you
tomorrow at 10.00.
-I'll be here at 8.45.
470
00:31:32,325 --> 00:31:34,893
[GANGSTA RAP ON RADIO]
471
00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:43,205
Say, now, mama, how you doing?
472
00:31:43,336 --> 00:31:45,642
Damn!
You a nice little pound cake.
473
00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:53,650
How y'all doing?
Y'all want a little chocolate?
474
00:31:53,781 --> 00:31:58,742
Y'all sitting here,
all done up. I figured y'all
want something.
475
00:31:58,873 --> 00:32:02,224
Oh, so y'all just
gonna float past a brother.
476
00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:05,967
Brother can't
get no communicato?
A'ight, then.
477
00:32:07,751 --> 00:32:14,715
How you doing?
Damn, you a thick one!
You got top and bottom.
478
00:32:14,845 --> 00:32:17,587
Give me a quarter. I promised
my mama I'd call her as
soon as I fell in love.
479
00:32:17,718 --> 00:32:19,328
[CHUCKLES]
480
00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:22,462
-What you selling?
-Candy bars.
481
00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:26,118
I'm raising money
for my music video.
You could be in it.
482
00:32:26,248 --> 00:32:30,557
Come and get low with it.
Shake it like a salt shaker.
483
00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:35,127
-What is your name?
-Willie, aka Will-Boogie,
from Decatur, Georgia.
484
00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:38,130
That my daddy pawn
shop next door.
What your name is?
485
00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:40,741
My name is Gina.
I own the shop.
486
00:32:40,871 --> 00:32:43,352
And if you want to
sell your candy in here,
487
00:32:43,483 --> 00:32:45,920
you're gonna have to learn
how to be little more
courteous to the ladies, okay?
488
00:32:46,051 --> 00:32:48,662
Yeah, I got that. No doubt.
My bad, Gina.
489
00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:54,059
So, you gonna buy some $5
chocolate to go with those
healthy milk-sacks you got?
490
00:33:03,546 --> 00:33:07,681
Don't bring your little behind
back here till you learn how
to speak to a lady!
491
00:33:15,297 --> 00:33:17,082
She loves me.
492
00:33:32,923 --> 00:33:34,403
Uh-uh.
Don't you even try, girl.
493
00:33:34,534 --> 00:33:35,926
You don't know
whose bike this is.
494
00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:38,233
-Can I have one?
-Can you have one?
495
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,717
-Hey, Nana.
-Hey. How's my girls?
496
00:33:43,847 --> 00:33:47,329
Hey, Paulette.
Go and get cleaned up, baby.
497
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:47,721
[EXHALES]
498
00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:52,030
Oh... Ooh,
it feels good to be home.
499
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:57,122
-So, Gina, how was it?
-Well, it was, uh...
500
00:33:57,252 --> 00:33:59,776
-Hey.
-Hey, Darnelle.
501
00:33:59,907 --> 00:34:05,043
-I know that bike
out there ain't yours.
-No, girl, that's PJ's bike.
502
00:34:05,173 --> 00:34:09,047
-I ain't even gonna ask.
-All right, Mama, I'm gone.
503
00:34:09,177 --> 00:34:10,004
-Bye.
-GINA: Bye, Darnelle.
504
00:34:10,135 --> 00:34:13,051
You be careful
on that bike, hear?
505
00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:16,880
[SIGHS] Mama, I will.
506
00:34:17,011 --> 00:34:20,884
Gina, I swear, it's more
trouble having that girl
than it was making her.
507
00:34:21,015 --> 00:34:24,018
See, your father-in-law
had a crooked one.
508
00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:27,239
I had to walk around
the corner just to get on it.
509
00:34:27,369 --> 00:34:28,936
So, what were you...
510
00:34:35,334 --> 00:34:37,162
HELEN: So I must've
put it on the brother,
511
00:34:37,292 --> 00:34:39,338
'cause the fool
wouldn't leave me alone.
512
00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:44,125
He was blowing up my phone, my
girlfriend's phone,
driving by my house.
513
00:34:44,256 --> 00:34:45,474
This dude was
straight trippin'.
514
00:34:45,605 --> 00:34:49,652
So I did what any other
normal black woman would do.
515
00:34:49,783 --> 00:34:51,785
'Cause a white girl
wouldn't do this.
516
00:34:51,915 --> 00:34:54,918
They go to the police station,
get a restraining order,
517
00:34:55,049 --> 00:34:58,270
piss the man off
and have him waiting
in the damn bushes
518
00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,749
with a butcher knife,
ready to kill a bitch.
519
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,229
[ALL LAUGHING]
520
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:04,058
I had to get creative.
Go ghetto on a black man.
521
00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:09,281
-Y'all say "ghetto" .
-ALL: Ghetto!
522
00:35:09,411 --> 00:35:13,154
I mean, a sister had to get
sinister on a Negro.
523
00:35:13,285 --> 00:35:15,765
Basically, a woman had to do
what she had to do.
524
00:35:15,896 --> 00:35:19,291
-What'd you do?
-I lied and told him
I was pregnant.
525
00:35:19,421 --> 00:35:23,599
I ain't seen that
fool in ten years.
I ain't lying.
526
00:35:23,730 --> 00:35:26,124
I wanna hear
from you, Hotlanta.
Holler at Helen.
527
00:35:26,254 --> 00:35:31,129
Or hit me
on my website at
www.how-to-shake-a-nigga.com.
528
00:35:31,259 --> 00:35:33,827
Oh, no, she didn't.
529
00:35:33,957 --> 00:35:36,351
I didn't know you could say
the "N" word on the radio.
530
00:35:36,482 --> 00:35:41,878
No, no, sweetie.
She can say it,
you just can't.
531
00:35:42,009 --> 00:35:47,754
You know what?
You could be black, white,
ghetto past, no ghetto past,
532
00:35:47,884 --> 00:35:49,799
ain't nobody saying the
"N" word up in this shop.
533
00:35:49,930 --> 00:35:54,674
No bitches and ho's either.
Except for the ones
who don't leave a tip.
534
00:35:54,804 --> 00:35:56,328
That's for real.
That's for real.
535
00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:59,635
But we will be wearing
our smocks unless
your name is Gina.
536
00:35:59,766 --> 00:36:01,159
Oh, I forgot.
537
00:36:07,077 --> 00:36:08,775
Look good, don't it?
538
00:36:08,905 --> 00:36:12,039
I had to put
a little motherland flavor
on it. Some sexiness.
539
00:36:14,346 --> 00:36:16,261
-[SHAVER BUZZING]
-Mmm-hmm.
540
00:36:16,391 --> 00:36:21,222
A little too sexy. You could
use some of that mud cloth
and cover up the girls.
541
00:36:21,353 --> 00:36:24,530
"Does my sexiness offend you?"
542
00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:27,533
-No. I'm just saying...
-"Does it come as a surprise?"
543
00:36:27,663 --> 00:36:29,317
CHANEL: Oh, Lord.
544
00:36:29,448 --> 00:36:33,365
"That I dance
like I got diamonds
at the meeting of my thighs?"
545
00:36:34,801 --> 00:36:36,281
Here we go.
Her and her Miss Ang-er-loo.
546
00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:40,894
Angelou.
"Does my haughtiness
offend you?"
547
00:36:41,024 --> 00:36:43,636
"Don't you take it awful hard
548
00:36:43,766 --> 00:36:48,075
"Cause I laugh... Ha!
Like I got gold mines
549
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,643
"Digging in my own backyard."
550
00:36:50,773 --> 00:36:51,948
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
551
00:36:52,079 --> 00:36:55,213
Don't dig too deep,
Miss Josephine.
552
00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:59,521
"Leaving behind nights
of terror and fear
553
00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:05,179
"I rise into a daybreak
that is wondrously clear
554
00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:10,053
"I rise bringing the gifts
that the ancestors gave
555
00:37:10,184 --> 00:37:14,057
"I am the dream
and the hope of the slave
556
00:37:14,188 --> 00:37:15,624
"I rise...
557
00:37:15,755 --> 00:37:18,497
-"I rise..."
-"I rise..."
558
00:37:18,627 --> 00:37:20,238
Yeah, I rise!
559
00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:28,942
All right,
let's rise our asses
back to work. Come on, now.
560
00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:44,174
[RIPPLING JAZZ PIANO UPSTAIRS]
561
00:38:22,517 --> 00:38:28,349
Hotlanta, Helen be talking to
you standing up, 'cause I just
got me a bikini wax.
562
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:31,091
Damn! That ain't natural
doing that torture
to yourself.
563
00:38:31,221 --> 00:38:33,049
What's the big deal
about some stray hair?
564
00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:35,574
You been doing it to look
all clean for your man,
565
00:38:35,704 --> 00:38:38,098
but it hurts so damn much
you don't want him
coming nowhere near it!
566
00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:41,101
Man, Gina, you can make
some serious bling
567
00:38:41,231 --> 00:38:43,016
if you start doing some
waxes up in here, girl.
568
00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:45,671
You like landscaping,
why don't you plant
yourself a garden?
569
00:38:45,801 --> 00:38:48,238
Oh, please, honey.
My man loves it.
570
00:38:48,369 --> 00:38:49,718
GINA: I know, that's right.
571
00:38:49,849 --> 00:38:51,894
And it helps them
know where they going.
572
00:38:52,025 --> 00:38:53,331
Girl, ain't nobody gonna
come over to your house
if they can't find it.
573
00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:56,464
Well, my man found
my door just fine.
574
00:38:56,595 --> 00:39:00,468
-That's a revolving door.
-Okay, nasty heifers.
575
00:39:00,599 --> 00:39:03,863
Real men like
a woman natural and wild!
576
00:39:03,993 --> 00:39:05,430
[ALL DISAGREEING]
577
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,736
You are preaching
to your damn self, honey.
578
00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:12,306
My man likes it
trimmed and perfect.
He even waxes his own brows.
579
00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:16,528
-Oh, girl, you got
one of them crying men.
-Uh, no. No, I don't.
580
00:39:16,658 --> 00:39:20,096
You show me a man can't cry,
and I'll show you one
that's hitting somebody.
581
00:39:20,227 --> 00:39:21,663
You let him cry.
582
00:39:21,794 --> 00:39:24,927
I only got time for one
crying man, and in my house
583
00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:27,190
and it better be
the one wearing the diapers.
584
00:39:29,192 --> 00:39:32,935
Well, how about when
you're making mad,
passionate love
585
00:39:33,066 --> 00:39:35,503
and he reaches his climax
586
00:39:35,634 --> 00:39:37,070
and that one little tear
starts rolling down his face
587
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:41,204
like Denzel Washington
in Glory?
588
00:39:44,686 --> 00:39:48,647
Then you got him whipped!
589
00:39:48,777 --> 00:39:50,475
She had to say Denzel.
She couldn't
have said Brad Pitt.
590
00:39:50,605 --> 00:39:53,347
Hell, she could have said
Bozo the Clown.
591
00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:56,568
Hey, darling! How you doing?
Bet you no good, darling.
592
00:39:56,698 --> 00:40:01,747
Whoo-oo-ee! Look at this!
Is that Eye-talian marble?
593
00:40:01,877 --> 00:40:05,359
Whoo, girl, who y'all got
invested up in here,
Ted Turner?
594
00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:10,408
Lord, Miss Rita got catfish
dinner, sock-it-to-me
cake and blueberry bean pie.
595
00:40:10,538 --> 00:40:14,237
-Excuse me? Excuse me, Rita?
-How you doing? Get in line.
596
00:40:14,368 --> 00:40:19,329
-I'm Gina. I'm the new
owner of this place.
-Oh, you're the new owner?
597
00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:24,509
I'm so glad you the new owner.
Angeline used to skim
off my fish dinners.
598
00:40:24,639 --> 00:40:26,206
She's a Christian,
but I think she
La Cosa Nostra.
599
00:40:26,336 --> 00:40:27,903
Hold this for me right here.
600
00:40:28,034 --> 00:40:31,907
Here, darling,
I'll always have a plate
of food for you, Gina.
601
00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:37,478
Extra monkey bread? Eeeeh!
The monkey just
jump right out of me.
602
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:39,785
Oh, you! Yeah, you there. Hey.
603
00:40:39,915 --> 00:40:43,745
Could you park my car?
I'll tip you later, because...
604
00:40:43,876 --> 00:40:47,880
Shit. Hold this for me.
605
00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:50,273
Terri, how you doing?
One second.
606
00:40:50,404 --> 00:40:54,408
Excuse me.
Give me them damn keys!
What's wrong with you?
607
00:40:56,932 --> 00:40:59,544
-Hi!
-Where'd the valet go?
608
00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:01,154
He's going to
take a coffee break.
609
00:41:01,284 --> 00:41:04,200
What are you doing
around here?
610
00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:06,768
Look what Mindy at
Jorge's did to me.
611
00:41:06,899 --> 00:41:08,944
I look like a scarecrow!
612
00:41:11,947 --> 00:41:14,646
-You saved my hair, Gina.
-Don't make me
save it again, girl.
613
00:41:14,776 --> 00:41:17,953
I'm coming here.
614
00:41:18,084 --> 00:41:21,522
-Monkey bread?
Eeeh! Just come out.
-Oh, no, thank you.
615
00:41:21,653 --> 00:41:25,657
For sure? I made it fresh
this morning! You'll love it.
616
00:41:25,787 --> 00:41:28,268
-Rita.
-You gonna love it.
617
00:41:28,398 --> 00:41:32,794
-She says she don't want none.
-I'm just trying to
put a little fat on her.
618
00:41:32,925 --> 00:41:36,102
-Take that with you.
-Steven wants me to
lose a few pounds.
619
00:41:36,232 --> 00:41:39,671
-Who is Steven?
-Her husband.
620
00:41:39,801 --> 00:41:43,762
He wouldn't be singing that
song if you had one of them
J. Lo/Beyonce booties.
621
00:41:45,067 --> 00:41:47,722
Yeah.
Or if he had one of those.
622
00:41:47,853 --> 00:41:48,723
This is the picture
I was talking about...
623
00:41:48,854 --> 00:41:52,422
Damn! See,
that's just too much ass.
624
00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:55,513
If a plane crash,
we could eat for days.
625
00:41:56,644 --> 00:41:57,863
That's all burger right there.
626
00:41:57,993 --> 00:42:00,343
Enjoy the view?
Take a picture.
627
00:42:01,736 --> 00:42:03,956
Look at these...
628
00:42:04,086 --> 00:42:07,220
Get your ass out of my window
before I call the police!
This ain't Magic City!
629
00:42:07,350 --> 00:42:10,005
Broke-asses!
You see them pervs?
630
00:42:10,136 --> 00:42:13,269
I do miss Steven.
Seems like he's
been gone forever.
631
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,749
He gone again?
632
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,447
Where is he this time,
Mr. Big-Time Sports Attorney?
633
00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:22,322
Hawaii, three weeks.
He's closing some
big deal or something.
634
00:42:22,452 --> 00:42:25,934
Closing a deal
on smacking some Hawaiian ass.
635
00:42:26,065 --> 00:42:30,373
-Girl, he's down
there being a Don Ho.
-He tapping on something.
636
00:42:30,504 --> 00:42:34,160
-What's tapping?
-Tapping, tapping, tapping.
637
00:42:34,290 --> 00:42:39,557
No, no, no, Steven's not like
that. He loves me.
He just works really hard.
638
00:42:39,687 --> 00:42:42,647
I bet he do.
639
00:42:42,777 --> 00:42:45,519
-[SIGHS] I do want to
look pretty for him.
-You will.
640
00:42:45,650 --> 00:42:47,608
I cannot believe that Jorge
passed me off on Mindy.
641
00:42:47,739 --> 00:42:49,262
That shop is out of
control since you left.
642
00:42:49,392 --> 00:42:51,786
Well, good,
that's what he gets.
643
00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:55,007
Sorry. [GASPS]
Speak of the devil.
644
00:42:55,137 --> 00:42:57,836
Jorge. Hello?
645
00:42:57,966 --> 00:43:00,055
My angel, sweetness.
My God, I'm so sorry.
646
00:43:00,186 --> 00:43:01,622
I heard about the mishap
with your hair,
647
00:43:01,753 --> 00:43:05,321
and I want you to know that
Mindy has been released.
648
00:43:05,452 --> 00:43:10,065
Oh, sweetheart,
don't worry about that.
Gina's taking care of me.
649
00:43:10,196 --> 00:43:13,547
-Gina who?
-You know, Gina Gina.
Say hello, Gina.
650
00:43:13,678 --> 00:43:15,723
It's Gina, bitch.
651
00:43:15,854 --> 00:43:19,727
-Bye, Jorge.
Ooh, that felt good.
-Yes, it did.
652
00:43:23,252 --> 00:43:27,343
-Can you get her
a free cappuccino?
-The devil is everywhere.
653
00:43:27,474 --> 00:43:29,258
-Be nice.
-I ain't talkin'
to that woman.
654
00:43:29,389 --> 00:43:33,175
So, what you girls
think about that
Janice Jackson, huh?
655
00:43:33,306 --> 00:43:36,265
-Janet. Janet, baby.
-Janet Jackson.
656
00:43:37,527 --> 00:43:40,487
-She's crazy, huh?
-Why she gotta be crazy?
657
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:44,186
-You know, with the titty.
-What's wrong with her titty?
658
00:43:44,317 --> 00:43:45,100
-No, I like...
-You like titties?
659
00:43:45,231 --> 00:43:48,016
No, I mean... [GIGGLES]
660
00:43:50,323 --> 00:43:53,805
-Gina, I don't know
if I'm fitting in here.
-You just got here.
661
00:43:53,935 --> 00:43:56,111
Yeah, I know I just got here,
662
00:43:56,242 --> 00:43:58,810
but I feel really...
663
00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:02,161
...really white.
664
00:44:02,291 --> 00:44:05,294
You feel really white
as opposed to
what other color?
665
00:44:05,425 --> 00:44:08,863
You know what I mean.
I'm not as hip
as you guys are.
666
00:44:08,994 --> 00:44:12,040
Don't get me wrong,
I can handle the girls,
as lame as they are.
667
00:44:12,171 --> 00:44:14,521
I can roll with the punches.
668
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:19,004
But the fact is, I've only had
one client since I got here,
and you gave her to me.
669
00:44:19,134 --> 00:44:21,528
So maybe I should just go.
670
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:24,966
No. Who should go is that
crazy-ass lady out there
671
00:44:25,097 --> 00:44:27,708
hustling them bean pies
and monkey bread. Eeeh!
672
00:44:27,839 --> 00:44:29,667
Like she got
Tourette's or something.
673
00:44:29,797 --> 00:44:31,843
Ain't never seen nobody
do nothing like that.
Got a twitch or something.
674
00:44:33,105 --> 00:44:34,759
No, Lynn, you fine.
675
00:44:34,889 --> 00:44:38,458
You know, like when
I was at Jorge's. Shoot.
676
00:44:38,588 --> 00:44:41,504
You think it wasn't hard
being the only "moniker"
up in the shop?
677
00:44:41,635 --> 00:44:45,595
But I stuck it out,
people warmed up,
678
00:44:45,726 --> 00:44:49,730
and eventually,
it was like, "Blam!"
I was doing the damn thing.
679
00:44:51,819 --> 00:44:52,907
And so will you.
680
00:44:53,865 --> 00:44:56,041
Okay.
681
00:44:56,171 --> 00:44:58,217
Besides, you can't leave me
with these crazy people.
682
00:44:58,347 --> 00:45:01,307
Girl, I knew
you liked them greens!
683
00:45:01,437 --> 00:45:03,091
Mmm! You keep
eating like that,
684
00:45:03,222 --> 00:45:07,879
you gonna grow
a big ol' Petey Pablo,
Lil Jon, Ying Yang Twin booty!
685
00:45:08,009 --> 00:45:11,447
Mm-mm-mm!
Big booty like Ida got.
Turnips did all of that.
686
00:45:12,361 --> 00:45:14,799
Girl, I knew you liked them.
687
00:45:14,929 --> 00:45:18,237
-Thank you, Gina.
-No problem, girl.
I got your back.
688
00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:21,109
-Me, too.
-All right.
689
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:24,286
-What?
-I got hungry. They're good.
690
00:45:24,765 --> 00:45:27,246
GINA: I see.
691
00:45:28,029 --> 00:45:30,075
-The oppressor.
-Who?
692
00:45:30,205 --> 00:45:31,467
State Board.
693
00:45:37,256 --> 00:45:40,172
Hi. I'm Gina.
I'm the new owner.
694
00:45:40,302 --> 00:45:43,044
Guess what, Gina, new owner.
You have some major problems.
695
00:45:43,175 --> 00:45:46,352
Inspector Crawford,
State Board.
696
00:45:46,482 --> 00:45:47,745
I have to cite you for
the discarded equipment
697
00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:49,921
you have stacked up
out in the alley.
698
00:45:50,051 --> 00:45:54,316
Uh, no, Big Mike's
Moving & Hauling
is picking that up today.
699
00:45:54,447 --> 00:45:57,580
-They always are.
-No. They really...
700
00:46:01,367 --> 00:46:06,198
Hey, hey. This is for $500.
Come on, man,
I just bought this place.
701
00:46:06,328 --> 00:46:08,200
I can't afford to be
getting here with
tickets like this.
702
00:46:08,330 --> 00:46:10,855
Oh, you sure can.
Next one will be $1,000.
703
00:46:10,985 --> 00:46:13,509
One more after that
and I shut you down.
Have a nice day.
704
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:17,339
-"Have a nice day."
-[HORN TOOTING]
705
00:46:20,342 --> 00:46:22,649
Now y'all coming.
706
00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:31,571
Well, your timing is perfect.
You're slow.
707
00:46:31,701 --> 00:46:35,575
My bad. I've been
running solo for a month
and my boss think I'm a slave.
708
00:46:35,705 --> 00:46:37,969
Sign here.
709
00:46:38,099 --> 00:46:39,231
How long was you down for?
710
00:46:40,667 --> 00:46:43,148
Four months.
Paroled out early.
711
00:46:43,278 --> 00:46:45,715
-Possession?
-Why you gotta
assume a brother...
712
00:46:47,152 --> 00:46:48,675
[COUGHS] Illegal sale of
a restricted narcotic.
713
00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:53,723
Where's
the countertops and stuff?
714
00:46:53,854 --> 00:46:57,640
Um... Everything's
back there in the alley.
715
00:46:57,771 --> 00:47:00,687
By the way,
who does your hair?
Your braids is tight.
716
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:04,038
-Thanks. I do it myself.
-Come on.
717
00:47:04,169 --> 00:47:07,476
No, for real.
I used to braid in
a shop around the way.
718
00:47:07,607 --> 00:47:10,088
Then I caught
this little case.
But even in the pen,
719
00:47:10,218 --> 00:47:10,740
I did braid all
the homies' hair on the block.
720
00:47:15,615 --> 00:47:19,053
-You like driving that truck?
-Ain't nothing
really else out there.
721
00:47:22,013 --> 00:47:24,058
Well...
722
00:47:24,189 --> 00:47:26,321
Dawg, how long it gonna take?
723
00:47:26,452 --> 00:47:27,888
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
724
00:47:33,938 --> 00:47:36,592
Our boy is fine.
725
00:47:36,723 --> 00:47:41,249
Damn fine.
I'd do him in a heartbeat
if I wasn't so damn fertile.
726
00:47:42,816 --> 00:47:45,775
-And didn't have a husband.
-He is cute.
727
00:47:48,430 --> 00:47:50,606
Thanks.
728
00:47:50,737 --> 00:47:52,478
Thanks.
729
00:47:52,608 --> 00:47:57,570
-You got me next, right?
-Uh-uh. I think I was here
before you.
730
00:47:57,700 --> 00:47:59,920
What the hell is you talking
about? You ain't got no hair.
731
00:48:00,051 --> 00:48:02,444
What's he gonna do,
braid your scalp?
732
00:48:02,575 --> 00:48:04,229
Ladies, ladies,
listen, listen.
733
00:48:04,359 --> 00:48:07,275
I promise I'll take
care of both of y'all.
I think she was here first.
734
00:48:07,406 --> 00:48:11,323
Let me take care of her
and I'll definitely
go get back to you,
735
00:48:11,453 --> 00:48:15,153
'cause in my mind,
I'm still trying to figure
out how I'm gonna...
736
00:48:15,283 --> 00:48:16,589
BOTH: Okay.
737
00:48:19,461 --> 00:48:22,638
I'm telling you,
something just ain't right.
738
00:48:23,770 --> 00:48:27,078
Yeah. It's like
he's too good-looking.
739
00:48:27,208 --> 00:48:30,516
You can't tell
by looking at a brother
if he's gender-specific.
740
00:48:30,646 --> 00:48:34,389
Josephine, come on.
Look at the muscles
on that boy.
741
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:38,306
Fifty percent pumping iron,
and the rest from fighting
the brothers off that booty.
742
00:48:40,221 --> 00:48:42,615
He got a little
swish down river.
743
00:48:44,530 --> 00:48:47,925
-Oh, he is beautiful,
ain't he?
-ALL: Mm-hm.
744
00:48:48,055 --> 00:48:50,884
-Straight diamond
in the rough.
-All shiny.
745
00:48:51,015 --> 00:48:52,930
Excuse me. Let me see if he
wants some cappuccino.
746
00:48:53,365 --> 00:48:54,975
Dang.
747
00:48:55,106 --> 00:49:00,807
-I don't know,
I think he's straight.
-You are so new.
748
00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:03,201
-GINA: James,
you want a cappuccino?
-Oh, yeah, please.
749
00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:07,248
-You want one?
-No. I'm okay, thanks.
750
00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:12,427
-[GASPS]
-Oh.
751
00:49:12,558 --> 00:49:13,907
-Swish-swish.
-Uh-oh.
752
00:49:14,038 --> 00:49:16,475
♪ You better work,
work it, girl
753
00:49:16,605 --> 00:49:18,085
-♪ Cover girl
-♪ Do your thing
754
00:49:18,216 --> 00:49:19,652
-♪ Shante, shante
-♪ On the runway...
755
00:49:20,305 --> 00:49:22,481
♪ Cover girl
756
00:49:23,482 --> 00:49:25,397
[PHONE RINGING]
757
00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:28,966
It's a great day
for a press and
curl here at...
758
00:49:29,096 --> 00:49:32,621
Oh. Hold on.
759
00:49:32,752 --> 00:49:34,710
Gina, it's a Darnelle.
760
00:49:35,276 --> 00:49:36,712
What up, D?
761
00:49:38,366 --> 00:49:39,672
You where?
762
00:49:54,774 --> 00:49:58,517
How does a grown-ass woman
get herself into this
kind of trouble?
763
00:49:58,647 --> 00:50:00,388
Gina, how was I supposed
to know the bike was stolen?
764
00:50:00,519 --> 00:50:06,090
It don't matter.
You have to make
some better choices with men.
765
00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:08,135
This is the last time
I'm bailing you out.
766
00:50:08,266 --> 00:50:10,659
Next time, I'm gonna let
your little butt sit there,
767
00:50:10,790 --> 00:50:13,749
and let the chicks from
C Block pass you around
for a carton of cigarettes.
768
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,491
[SCOFFS] They'll love
a little freak like you.
769
00:50:16,622 --> 00:50:17,753
You gonna tell my
mom about this?
770
00:50:17,884 --> 00:50:22,019
No, I ain't gonna tell
your mama. I should.
771
00:50:22,149 --> 00:50:24,456
Why raise her blood pressure?
772
00:50:24,586 --> 00:50:28,329
Thank you, Gina.
Look, I'm sorry,
and I'll pay you back.
773
00:50:28,460 --> 00:50:31,767
-With what, D?
You ain't even working.
-I know that, Gina.
774
00:50:31,898 --> 00:50:36,120
But look, I'll find a way.
I promise.
775
00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:38,948
That's for sure.
Ain't no secret I'm
getting my money back.
776
00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:43,475
I'm gonna get my money
one way or another.
777
00:50:43,605 --> 00:50:46,913
♪ Don't you
wish your girlfriend
was hot like me
778
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:50,438
♪ Oh, don't you
wish your girlfriend
was a freak like me
779
00:50:50,569 --> 00:50:51,613
♪ Like me
780
00:50:51,744 --> 00:50:51,918
♪ Don't ya...
781
00:50:55,226 --> 00:50:57,097
Hm?
782
00:50:58,794 --> 00:50:59,926
Cappuccino?
783
00:51:01,623 --> 00:51:04,670
-Ahem.
-[SIGHS]
784
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,674
Cappuccino? Water?
785
00:51:08,804 --> 00:51:12,852
There you go. Say it like you
mean it. No, scratch that.
Like you love it.
786
00:51:16,986 --> 00:51:19,380
-Hey, you want a cappuccino?
-No, uh-uh, baby.
787
00:51:19,511 --> 00:51:22,122
I don't eat or drink
nothing I can't spell.
788
00:51:22,253 --> 00:51:23,210
Mmm.
789
00:51:25,647 --> 00:51:30,304
[CLEARING THROAT] Wow.
You must be like
the spelling bee champ.
790
00:51:30,435 --> 00:51:32,393
Don't look like your
mouth is shy to a fork at all.
791
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:39,096
Y'all hold it down.
I'm going to make a bank run.
792
00:51:52,761 --> 00:51:58,593
Say now, lover. Looking like
a piece of red velvet cake,
so nice and sweet.
793
00:51:58,724 --> 00:52:01,118
Is your body named Visa?
'Cause it's
everywhere I wanna be.
794
00:52:02,989 --> 00:52:04,295
Why don't you go
get some business?
795
00:52:04,425 --> 00:52:06,819
I got some business.
796
00:52:06,949 --> 00:52:09,909
I'm shooting footage for my
music video. You can be in it.
Shake a little something.
797
00:52:10,039 --> 00:52:15,567
Let me guess. You want me to
wear tight booty shorts
with a fishnet halter top.
798
00:52:15,697 --> 00:52:19,571
You ain't gotta
wear no fishnet.
Wear a T-shirt.
799
00:52:19,701 --> 00:52:23,923
Just as long as you don't mind
getting it wet.
What's that you listening to?
800
00:52:24,053 --> 00:52:27,622
-Bach.
-You listen to Pac, too?
801
00:52:27,753 --> 00:52:31,844
Bach. As in Johann Sebastian.
Classical composer.
802
00:52:33,889 --> 00:52:36,457
He look like the old dude
on the oatmeal box, right?
803
00:52:36,588 --> 00:52:38,546
Yeah. That's the one.
804
00:52:38,677 --> 00:52:41,332
-Why you listen to
that boring stuff?
-It's not boring. It's art.
805
00:52:43,769 --> 00:52:47,947
Dang. Well, you got your art
806
00:52:49,340 --> 00:52:50,471
and I got mine.
807
00:52:50,602 --> 00:52:54,040
Now, that's
a money shot right there.
808
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:57,913
Let's hat up, y'all! Cracker
Barrel "bring-a-friend"
gonna be over!
809
00:52:58,044 --> 00:53:02,004
I'm driving.
Y'all gonna be too
full to walk back.
810
00:53:05,094 --> 00:53:09,098
-Is that a purse?
-No, it's a man bag.
811
00:53:09,229 --> 00:53:10,970
A man bag?
812
00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:13,755
Yeah, a man bag,
it's like the hottest new
accessory in men's fashion.
813
00:53:13,886 --> 00:53:17,150
-You got some man lipstick
in that bag, James?
-[ALL LAUGHING]
814
00:53:18,673 --> 00:53:21,850
They done took
metrosexual too far.
815
00:53:21,981 --> 00:53:25,767
-Darnelle, you wanna come?
-Um, no, I gotta stay
and watch Vanessa.
816
00:53:27,987 --> 00:53:31,599
-Lynn, you coming?
-No, I'm gonna hang out.
I'll be fine.
817
00:53:31,730 --> 00:53:33,035
I'm gonna bring you back
something, anyway.
818
00:53:34,428 --> 00:53:35,647
Okay.
819
00:53:45,091 --> 00:53:47,702
Them girls don't like me
so much, do they
820
00:53:47,833 --> 00:53:49,617
They don't even know you.
821
00:53:49,748 --> 00:53:52,707
How do you get to know
someone without trying to
get to know someone?
822
00:53:52,838 --> 00:53:55,667
Like asking them to lunch?
823
00:53:55,797 --> 00:53:59,758
Some folks prefer kicking
it with people they have
something in common with.
824
00:53:59,888 --> 00:54:02,587
That's just racial profiling.
That's all that is.
825
00:54:02,717 --> 00:54:03,979
When I worked in my
mama's shop in Blue Ridge,
826
00:54:04,110 --> 00:54:08,201
I did black, white,
polka-dotted hair.
It don't matter.
827
00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:13,075
This ain't your
mama's shop in Blue Ridge.
This is the SWATS, the ghetto.
828
00:54:13,206 --> 00:54:16,165
You need to show
you're trying to fit in.
I mean, look the part.
829
00:54:16,296 --> 00:54:18,298
I'm not following.
830
00:54:18,429 --> 00:54:21,519
Look, Lynn, it is all
about the visual, okay?
831
00:54:21,649 --> 00:54:23,738
You could be the best
hair stylist up in here,
832
00:54:23,869 --> 00:54:24,696
but can't nobody tell
by looking at you.
833
00:54:24,826 --> 00:54:29,744
Girl, presentation is the key.
834
00:54:29,875 --> 00:54:34,488
-Presentation?
What do you suggest?
-Just wait and see.
835
00:54:35,663 --> 00:54:37,839
Just trust me.
836
00:54:37,970 --> 00:54:42,017
Miss Gina! I've been seeing
everything you have been doing
837
00:54:42,148 --> 00:54:45,107
-and the shop is fabulous!
-Oh, thank you.
838
00:54:45,238 --> 00:54:48,459
If you wanna let
these divas have it,
you need my handbag
839
00:54:48,589 --> 00:54:51,462
'cause it's spring
and you don't want
to be caught in suede.
840
00:54:51,592 --> 00:54:53,246
-That is cute.
-Yes, honey.
841
00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:56,945
And you gotta have your pink.
It's spring, girl.
Push, push, fierce!
842
00:54:57,076 --> 00:54:58,643
It's fierce!
843
00:54:58,773 --> 00:55:01,776
-You always get me
started out here.
-Girl, honey.
844
00:55:01,907 --> 00:55:06,215
-Better work it.
-I'm gonna work it, girl.
I'll catch you.
845
00:55:06,346 --> 00:55:10,959
-I'll catch you.
Now, push, baby.
-Push, diva, and catch it.
846
00:55:11,090 --> 00:55:13,919
That's right. I done told you
about slamming in
front of my shop.
847
00:55:17,009 --> 00:55:20,012
[WOMEN MURMUR APPROVINGLY]
848
00:55:20,621 --> 00:55:22,884
Oh, my God.
849
00:55:23,711 --> 00:55:27,498
Oh, hi, Gina!
850
00:55:27,628 --> 00:55:30,718
-You like it? Isn't it cute?
-Don't look over here.
Darnelle did that.
851
00:55:30,849 --> 00:55:35,375
It look good, right?
852
00:55:35,506 --> 00:55:36,202
-Right?
-Right.
853
00:55:38,813 --> 00:55:41,381
I just said, "When in Rome..."
854
00:55:41,512 --> 00:55:44,993
WOMEN ON RADIO:
♪ He's all caught up
and it's all because of me
855
00:55:46,430 --> 00:55:49,824
♪ I'm so sorry it
had to be you, boy... ♪
856
00:55:49,955 --> 00:55:52,740
-Don't shake that baby loose.
-GINA: Lord, don't do that.
857
00:55:52,871 --> 00:55:54,960
We gonna get
indecency charges.
858
00:55:55,090 --> 00:55:57,571
HELEN ON RADIO: I'm not
one of these so-called
salad-chomping sister
859
00:55:57,702 --> 00:56:00,966
that weighs 52 pounds
in a wet T-shirt.
860
00:56:01,096 --> 00:56:05,187
I got hips, thighs
and don't discriminate
against pies.
861
00:56:05,318 --> 00:56:09,583
But this getting your stomach
stapled just to lose weight?
That ain't good.
862
00:56:09,714 --> 00:56:11,106
Y'all know damn well.
863
00:56:11,237 --> 00:56:12,891
That ain't no staples
in your stomach
864
00:56:13,021 --> 00:56:15,633
gonna stop you from
popping one of your mama's
biscuits in the mouth.
865
00:56:16,285 --> 00:56:18,331
Am I in line?
866
00:56:18,462 --> 00:56:21,769
Hotlanta, you know
Helen's keeping it real
with you. Holler back at me.
867
00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:23,249
ALL: Holler!
868
00:56:26,644 --> 00:56:29,951
-[CHEERING]
-Be quiet, y'all. Oprah's on.
869
00:56:30,082 --> 00:56:33,041
[MOBILE PHONE RINGS]
870
00:56:35,914 --> 00:56:37,089
GINA: Uh...where you
think you going?
871
00:56:37,219 --> 00:56:40,527
I will be right back, okay?
I'll be right back.
872
00:56:45,097 --> 00:56:47,273
-That's what
I'm talking about.
-Hey.
873
00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,841
Give me some
of that thug love.
874
00:56:49,971 --> 00:56:51,538
Thank you for coming
to see me.
875
00:56:51,669 --> 00:56:56,238
-What's happening with you?
-Oh, man.
876
00:56:56,369 --> 00:57:02,157
I got in trouble, and Gina
loaned me this money,
so she got me working it off.
877
00:57:02,288 --> 00:57:05,465
They got you twisted, huh?
Come on,
get with the money train
878
00:57:05,596 --> 00:57:06,771
and let's ride.
879
00:57:06,901 --> 00:57:10,557
-Money train?
-I got a plan for you, shorty.
880
00:57:10,688 --> 00:57:14,126
Oh, hell, yeah.
They'll be all right.
Can we go shopping?
881
00:57:14,256 --> 00:57:17,042
I hear that.
I got something for you, too.
882
00:57:21,612 --> 00:57:25,398
OPRAH ON TV:
Word for today is "chutzpah" .
Do you know that word?
883
00:57:28,662 --> 00:57:30,925
-Who keeps unplugging this?
-It is a Yiddish word...
884
00:57:31,752 --> 00:57:33,537
[SCREAMING]
885
00:57:35,843 --> 00:57:41,762
♪ Whoa, amazing grace...
886
00:57:41,893 --> 00:57:43,198
Shut up!
887
00:57:46,201 --> 00:57:50,075
Dang! Are y'all
having a slumber party?
Y'all didn't invite me?
888
00:57:50,205 --> 00:57:52,904
-Willie, now is not the time!
-A'ight.
889
00:57:53,034 --> 00:57:57,517
But I saw that inspector dude
at the barber shop.
890
00:57:57,648 --> 00:58:02,130
Like I need something else to
be worried about. Hold him
off, I'll be right back.
891
00:58:02,261 --> 00:58:06,265
-I got that, Miss Gina.
-Go on, get out of here.
Go ahead.
892
00:58:09,050 --> 00:58:12,097
Please be home, Joe.
I can't believe this.
893
00:58:13,577 --> 00:58:16,014
-You wanna buy
some candy bars?
-No, thank you.
894
00:58:16,144 --> 00:58:19,060
-I got Kit Kat,
Mars, Snickers.
-Not tonight.
895
00:58:19,191 --> 00:58:22,107
Please let his
sarcastic ass be here.
896
00:58:24,588 --> 00:58:27,678
Please be there,
please be there,
please be there.
897
00:58:36,251 --> 00:58:39,037
-I need your help.
-Okay, let me grab a shirt.
898
00:58:41,430 --> 00:58:45,217
-I got... I got cherry, apple.
-No!
899
00:58:45,347 --> 00:58:49,526
You buy some candy, and I
don't tell them that you got
a Rolex in that briefcase.
900
00:58:50,483 --> 00:58:52,093
I don't have...
901
00:59:01,015 --> 00:59:04,845
-You say you got Blow Pops?
-[EXCLAIMS]
Every flavor, dawg.
902
00:59:04,976 --> 00:59:07,369
-A cherry.
-Five dollars.
You kind of broke.
903
00:59:14,507 --> 00:59:18,642
-[WOMEN CHEERING]
-All right, Joe!
904
00:59:18,772 --> 00:59:20,469
Oh, my God!
Thank you, Joe. You saved me.
905
00:59:23,864 --> 00:59:27,215
The generator is only going
to hold for a while. You need
to get this place fixed.
906
00:59:27,346 --> 00:59:32,090
I will. I just...
I have to find
the money to do it.
907
00:59:32,220 --> 00:59:34,092
Pay me later.
I'll help you out.
908
00:59:35,267 --> 00:59:37,704
-Okay?
-Okay.
909
00:59:40,707 --> 00:59:43,449
-Bye, ladies.
-ALL: Bye, Joe.
910
00:59:46,887 --> 00:59:50,064
Miss Norris.
911
00:59:50,195 --> 00:59:52,937
Are we the only
shop in Atlanta
you like to harass?
912
00:59:53,067 --> 00:59:55,940
When Angeline
owned this place,
I never seen you.
913
00:59:56,070 --> 00:59:59,291
I'm just doing my job.
914
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,642
The generator is
just temporary,
915
01:00:02,773 --> 01:00:06,733
but an electrician's
coming on Monday,
he's gonna rewire the place.
916
01:00:06,864 --> 01:00:08,387
It's all very nice.
917
01:00:08,517 --> 01:00:09,997
But a new state
regulation says that
918
01:00:10,128 --> 01:00:13,435
all these hairdryers
have to have their own
independent wall plug.
919
01:00:13,566 --> 01:00:17,918
This is a new regulation.
How the hell am I
supposed to know about it?
920
01:00:18,049 --> 01:00:20,051
I just told you. That's how.
921
01:00:20,181 --> 01:00:24,577
Get up to speed, Miss Norris.
One more of those,
closed for good.
922
01:00:25,665 --> 01:00:27,493
Ladies.
923
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,103
A thousand dollars?
924
01:00:29,234 --> 01:00:33,368
I take two steps forward
to get knocked
three steps back.
925
01:00:33,499 --> 01:00:35,675
Can you go down
to the bank and ask them
to increase your loan?
926
01:00:35,806 --> 01:00:40,941
I'm barely keeping up
with the payments I got now.
927
01:00:41,072 --> 01:00:44,641
Something gotta turn around
otherwise it ain't looking
too good for the shop.
928
01:00:44,771 --> 01:00:46,338
Oh, no, Gina.
929
01:00:46,468 --> 01:00:48,775
Now, we can do something.
I got a little
bit stored away.
930
01:00:48,906 --> 01:00:50,385
We can have a garage sale.
931
01:00:50,516 --> 01:00:52,344
I mean, how much do we need?
932
01:00:54,999 --> 01:00:57,044
Oh, shit! Excuse me, Lord.
933
01:00:57,175 --> 01:00:58,916
We need Jesus.
934
01:00:59,743 --> 01:01:01,832
-Hey, y'all.
-Oh!
935
01:01:01,962 --> 01:01:05,879
In before dawn.
Goodnight, Gina.
936
01:01:08,926 --> 01:01:10,754
-Gina, did you tell her?
-No, I didn't tell her.
937
01:01:10,884 --> 01:01:14,714
-I swear Mama stay mad at me.
-I wonder why.
938
01:01:14,845 --> 01:01:17,325
What happened to
"I'll be right back"?
939
01:01:17,456 --> 01:01:23,114
Oh...my bad, Gina. Glen just
came down from New York,
and I hadn't seen him.
940
01:01:23,244 --> 01:01:27,335
He has a record label,
and he wants me to
be on his next album.
941
01:01:28,641 --> 01:01:29,816
You can't even sing.
942
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,690
All right, look at this.
943
01:01:37,041 --> 01:01:41,523
-What's this?
-That's the bail money
that I owe you.
944
01:01:41,654 --> 01:01:45,136
Glen gave me some cash,
now I don't have
to work in the shop.
945
01:01:45,266 --> 01:01:49,401
-What'd you do
to get that money?
-Come on, please!
946
01:01:49,531 --> 01:01:53,100
-You know I don't get
down like that, okay?
-[SCOFFS]
947
01:01:53,231 --> 01:01:56,538
If a dude wanna pay my bills,
I'm gonna let him
pay my bills.
948
01:01:56,669 --> 01:01:59,672
Shut up, 'cause you sound
real stupid right now.
949
01:01:59,803 --> 01:02:02,240
Okay? You just lazy
and you wasting your life.
950
01:02:02,370 --> 01:02:04,068
And you wasting my time!
951
01:02:04,198 --> 01:02:07,288
Why don't you use
your little money
to go buy a clue?
952
01:02:23,478 --> 01:02:29,223
Stacy, I don't understand.
Joanne Marcus was supposed to
be here at ten.
953
01:02:29,354 --> 01:02:33,184
And this is not a coffee shop.
You want to eat,
you eat in the back.
954
01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:51,115
Hey.
955
01:02:54,335 --> 01:02:56,250
Donuts.
956
01:02:57,730 --> 01:02:59,732
You killing me, D.
Come on, now.
957
01:02:59,863 --> 01:03:02,779
If you change your mind,
they'll be in the back.
958
01:03:02,909 --> 01:03:04,868
I'll even restock the shelves
while I'm at it.
959
01:03:08,088 --> 01:03:10,874
-Gina!
-Joanne Marcus!
960
01:03:11,004 --> 01:03:13,833
Terri, where did you find her?
Look at you!
961
01:03:13,964 --> 01:03:16,444
Oh, why not? Everyone else is.
962
01:03:16,575 --> 01:03:19,317
-You grew.
-Yes, I did.
963
01:03:19,447 --> 01:03:21,710
Eight thousand a pop.
964
01:03:21,841 --> 01:03:24,235
-Had my nipples done, too.
Wanna feel them?
-Maybe later.
965
01:03:24,365 --> 01:03:29,762
l ran into Joanne down at Saks
and dragged her
down to see you.
966
01:03:29,893 --> 01:03:31,416
Oh, and not
a moment too soon, girl.
967
01:03:31,546 --> 01:03:33,722
-Girl, what you
doing with that hair?
-My hair misses you, Gina.
968
01:03:33,853 --> 01:03:36,682
Well, your timing is good.
My chair is open.
969
01:03:38,292 --> 01:03:41,034
Oh, girl,
I got the same purse.
970
01:03:41,165 --> 01:03:44,603
Did you get yours
from Bernard at the
Piggly Wiggly in Decatur?
971
01:03:44,733 --> 01:03:46,648
-Piggly Wiggly?
-Yeah,
and he sells thongs, too.
972
01:03:51,479 --> 01:03:54,569
-Ooh, he works here?
-That he does.
973
01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:57,181
Is that cat-bread lady
gonna be here today?
974
01:04:04,057 --> 01:04:05,450
[LAUGHTER]
975
01:04:08,757 --> 01:04:09,584
Bitch.
976
01:04:12,457 --> 01:04:16,156
Mmm-mmm! Mm!
Mm-mm-mm!
977
01:04:16,287 --> 01:04:18,419
So if you had to take
a wild guess,
978
01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:21,205
how many grams of
fat would you say
are in a plate of your greens?
979
01:04:21,335 --> 01:04:23,511
My greens is all fat.
980
01:04:23,642 --> 01:04:26,123
I found every
fat you could find
to put in my greens.
981
01:04:26,253 --> 01:04:29,517
Fatbacks, salt pork,
Vienna sausage, ham slices,
982
01:04:29,648 --> 01:04:32,738
pork chop,
pork rinds and bacon bits.
983
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:35,567
-Talk dirty to me.
-Say it with me,
"Fat is good."
984
01:04:35,697 --> 01:04:38,700
-Fat is good.
-Sho' nuff is.
985
01:04:38,831 --> 01:04:41,225
-You should cater.
-Baby, franchise. Think big.
986
01:04:41,355 --> 01:04:45,707
-Tell me you have
that magic potion stuff.
-You know I do.
987
01:04:45,838 --> 01:04:47,448
Ha-ha.
988
01:04:47,579 --> 01:04:49,581
Some of your magic
what what?
989
01:04:49,711 --> 01:04:52,192
It's just some conditioner
that I mix up in my kitchen.
990
01:04:52,323 --> 01:04:55,065
Mix up in your kitchen?
What is it, hair crack?
991
01:04:55,195 --> 01:04:57,545
[ALL LAUGHING]
992
01:04:57,676 --> 01:04:59,199
The stuff is great.
They should be
selling it in stores.
993
01:04:59,330 --> 01:05:02,333
They really should.
994
01:05:02,463 --> 01:05:05,858
I know a few
corporate vendors.
on the beauty supply side.
995
01:05:05,989 --> 01:05:07,599
They're always looking
for the next big thing.
996
01:05:07,729 --> 01:05:09,862
I wanna be the next big thing.
997
01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:12,386
Float me a few bottles,
I'll see what I can do.
998
01:05:12,517 --> 01:05:13,997
Girl, I will float you
a damn case.
999
01:05:14,127 --> 01:05:15,476
JOSEPHINE:
Why you holding out, Gina?
1000
01:05:15,607 --> 01:05:17,348
Hook us up with some
of your hair crack.
1001
01:05:17,478 --> 01:05:19,611
It's not hair crack.
It's conditioner.
1002
01:05:19,741 --> 01:05:21,613
Yeah, Gina, hook us up.
1003
01:05:24,181 --> 01:05:29,577
Either you got a bee sting to
the breasts or you got some
work done to your bosom.
1004
01:05:29,708 --> 01:05:31,884
I sure did, and I love them.
1005
01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:34,234
For 8,000 a pop,
you better love them.
1006
01:05:34,365 --> 01:05:40,327
Hold up, Heidi. You paid
8,000 American
dollars per titty?
1007
01:05:40,849 --> 01:05:42,547
Yes, I did.
1008
01:05:42,677 --> 01:05:45,419
You could've bought
a Saturn with that.
1009
01:05:45,550 --> 01:05:48,727
CHANEL: Okay, you see all
this ludicrousness here?
1010
01:05:48,857 --> 01:05:49,684
This implant stuff,
plastic surgery stuff
1011
01:05:49,815 --> 01:05:52,296
it's more of
a white girl thing.
1012
01:05:52,426 --> 01:05:55,342
No, Chanel.
Black girls get it done, too.
1013
01:05:55,473 --> 01:06:00,217
I'm just saying,
we don't get all
crazy like y'all do.
1014
01:06:00,347 --> 01:06:04,308
-Injecting your asses
in your lips is nasty.
-Girl, who you telling?
1015
01:06:04,438 --> 01:06:08,877
I get a couple of unruly back
or chest hairs plucked, other
than that I just be chilin'.
1016
01:06:09,008 --> 01:06:10,009
I don't...
1017
01:06:13,230 --> 01:06:15,972
What?
1018
01:06:16,102 --> 01:06:18,148
So, what I'm saying is,
1019
01:06:18,278 --> 01:06:23,762
some folks have to pay to
look good while others are
just born that way.
1020
01:06:23,892 --> 01:06:28,419
-It's the motherland, baby.
-Well, which way were
you born, ass-backwards?
1021
01:06:28,549 --> 01:06:32,466
That statement personifies
your ignorance as it pertains
to the topic of beauty.
1022
01:06:32,597 --> 01:06:36,427
-Whoo!
-[SIZZLING]
1023
01:06:36,557 --> 01:06:41,127
Excuse me? I know Botox Barbie
isn't trying to
call me ignorant.
1024
01:06:41,258 --> 01:06:44,609
-I heard her say, "Your mama".
-Calm down, hussies.
1025
01:06:44,739 --> 01:06:46,306
This ain't no remake of
Black Mama White Mama.
1026
01:06:46,437 --> 01:06:49,396
-I throw
the peace card on you.
-Thank you.
1027
01:06:49,527 --> 01:06:52,182
Come on,
let's go get this hair done.
1028
01:06:52,312 --> 01:06:53,705
[JAZZ PIANO PLAYING UPSTAIRS]
1029
01:07:01,756 --> 01:07:03,715
[SIGHS] Does he ever
leave that apartment?
1030
01:07:05,978 --> 01:07:07,849
That piano playing
is getting on my nerves.
1031
01:07:07,980 --> 01:07:09,851
Mmm-hmm. Which is why
you haven't patched it up.
1032
01:07:09,982 --> 01:07:15,205
Excuse you.
I've been busy, mademoiselle.
1033
01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:19,296
Get your things together
so I can take you to
church to practice.
1034
01:07:19,426 --> 01:07:21,472
Have you decided
what you wanna play
for your recital yet?
1035
01:07:24,214 --> 01:07:26,564
Vanessa.
1036
01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:31,917
Vanessa.
1037
01:07:36,008 --> 01:07:39,403
[PLAYS RELAXED JAZZ MELODY]
1038
01:08:32,369 --> 01:08:34,414
Shoot.
1039
01:08:40,246 --> 01:08:42,248
I was just, um...
1040
01:08:43,336 --> 01:08:45,512
...checking out
your big spear.
1041
01:08:46,296 --> 01:08:46,861
Sorry.
1042
01:08:49,603 --> 01:08:51,344
Okay.
Would you like to join us?
1043
01:08:51,475 --> 01:08:53,912
Can you show me
the intervals again?
1044
01:08:54,042 --> 01:08:56,567
Each chord progression
is three steps apart.
1045
01:09:02,790 --> 01:09:05,358
See? That's why he
called it Giant Steps.
1046
01:09:05,489 --> 01:09:07,230
You won't hear anybody
playing this at my recital.
1047
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:12,104
-So what are you gonna play?
-I don't know.
1048
01:09:12,235 --> 01:09:14,759
-I'm all confused.
-What are you confused about?
1049
01:09:14,889 --> 01:09:17,718
-Listen to your heart...
-[PLAYS CHORD]
1050
01:09:17,849 --> 01:09:21,461
...and your
fingers will follow.
1051
01:09:21,592 --> 01:09:24,856
[PLAYS "GIANT STEPS"
BY JOHN COLTRANE]
1052
01:09:31,079 --> 01:09:33,734
HELEN ON RADIO:
This next song goes out to
all the finger-in-your-face,
1053
01:09:33,865 --> 01:09:37,216
calling-me-out-my-name
heifers.
1054
01:09:37,347 --> 01:09:41,873
Get all up in my face if you
want to, but don't get it
twisted. 'Cause guess what?
1055
01:09:42,003 --> 01:09:44,267
WOMAN ON RADIO:
♪ If you mess with me,
I'll take your man
1056
01:09:45,224 --> 01:09:46,921
♪ Uh, uh, uh
1057
01:09:47,052 --> 01:09:49,402
[SINGS ALONG]
♪ Well, I'll take your man
right out the box
1058
01:09:49,533 --> 01:09:51,665
♪ And put him
under my padlocks
1059
01:09:51,796 --> 01:09:53,232
♪ So when you see us together
Chilin' in the place
1060
01:09:53,363 --> 01:09:56,409
♪ Cold walkin'
And sportin' him in your face
1061
01:09:56,540 --> 01:09:58,890
♪ Go ahead, roll your eyes
Suck your teeth
1062
01:09:59,020 --> 01:10:01,327
♪ Keep huffin' and
puffin' like a dog in heat
1063
01:10:01,458 --> 01:10:03,938
♪ You know whassup,
I ain't no poo-putt
1064
01:10:04,069 --> 01:10:08,595
♪ 'Cause Pepa kick butts off
dumb young bucks like you
and the rest of your crew
1065
01:10:08,726 --> 01:10:10,815
♪ If moms want
static I'll diss her too
1066
01:10:10,945 --> 01:10:13,600
♪ So scram, you know who I am
1067
01:10:13,731 --> 01:10:15,994
♪ Damn, chick,
don't play me close
'Cause I'll take your man...
1068
01:10:18,083 --> 01:10:21,304
-Chanel, hey.
-[CLEARING THROAT] Hey.
1069
01:10:21,434 --> 01:10:25,395
Um...
You know, I was just, um...
1070
01:10:25,525 --> 01:10:27,788
Taking someone's man?
1071
01:10:28,963 --> 01:10:31,618
♪ I'll take your man...
1072
01:10:31,749 --> 01:10:35,231
I'm not playing any
Beethoven or Mozart.
Too overdone.
1073
01:10:35,361 --> 01:10:38,669
I'm thinking Coltrane or Monk.
1074
01:10:38,799 --> 01:10:43,369
Then again,
some Miles or Stevie Wonder.
Maybe some...
1075
01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:46,416
Girl, go and play
with your little friend,
please.
1076
01:10:48,156 --> 01:10:50,071
-Clown.
-Yo, whassup, V?
1077
01:10:50,202 --> 01:10:52,465
-Still shooting behinds, huh?
-Yup.
1078
01:10:52,596 --> 01:10:56,034
The booty is the cornerstone
of all hip-hop videos.
1079
01:10:56,164 --> 01:10:59,080
-If it ain't shaking,
it ain't selling.
-Whatever.
1080
01:10:59,211 --> 01:11:03,041
Are you down for some Krispy
Kreme? My play cousin
Howard works there.
1081
01:11:03,171 --> 01:11:06,653
He got shrimp donuts.
Buffalo donuts.
1082
01:11:06,784 --> 01:11:10,309
He got...big booty donuts.
1083
01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:13,878
No, I don't eat donuts
with boys who exploit women.
1084
01:11:14,008 --> 01:11:18,665
-How about a burger, then?
-I don't want any
of your burgers.
1085
01:11:18,796 --> 01:11:23,235
-So you can get to stepping!
-See, that's why I
like older women.
1086
01:11:25,977 --> 01:11:28,066
There's one of your men.
1087
01:11:29,850 --> 01:11:33,898
-Mmm! I'll be right back.
-That's what you always say.
1088
01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:37,728
I ain't gonna say she's a ho
'cause that's
Gina's sister-in-law.
1089
01:11:41,819 --> 01:11:43,124
-Hey, baby.
-[BOTH MOANING]
1090
01:11:43,255 --> 01:11:46,737
-Are you happy to see me?
-Hey, baby.
1091
01:11:46,867 --> 01:11:49,827
-You're so sweet.
-Oh, thank you.
1092
01:11:49,957 --> 01:11:53,091
This is how sweet you are.
1093
01:11:53,221 --> 01:11:54,788
[GASPING] Oh, my good...
Is that for me?
Oh, baby.
1094
01:11:54,919 --> 01:12:00,403
You and only... you.
1095
01:12:00,533 --> 01:12:05,321
Let's go get a drink, just
chill out for the rest of the
day. How's that sound?
1096
01:12:05,451 --> 01:12:08,759
Baby, it sounds so good.
I wish I could,
but I gotta work.
1097
01:12:08,889 --> 01:12:11,457
Oh, baby, don't work
the whole day away.
I'll bring you back.
1098
01:12:11,588 --> 01:12:14,286
I know,
but I've really got to work.
1099
01:12:14,417 --> 01:12:16,114
I'm trying to get close
to you.
1100
01:12:16,244 --> 01:12:18,769
Gina needs me, okay?
Thank you.
1101
01:12:18,899 --> 01:12:21,772
-I don't give
a damn about Gina!
-Oh, oh, oh!
1102
01:12:21,902 --> 01:12:24,296
Don't you ever
grab me up like that!
1103
01:12:24,427 --> 01:12:26,472
-What the hell?
-Gina, you're all right?
1104
01:12:27,168 --> 01:12:29,040
What's this going on?
1105
01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:32,739
-Get in my car, you hear me?
-Hell, no!
1106
01:12:32,870 --> 01:12:34,437
D, you all right?
1107
01:12:34,567 --> 01:12:36,264
You didn't put your
hands on that girl.
1108
01:12:36,395 --> 01:12:40,356
-Take your ass back in there.
-Take your ass from
the front of my shop!
1109
01:12:40,486 --> 01:12:44,316
-Bitch, get out of my face.
-Bitch? I will burn your ass
with this damn curler.
1110
01:12:44,447 --> 01:12:46,274
-Careful with that.
-Fake-ass Avon.
1111
01:12:46,405 --> 01:12:49,669
-Keep your hands to yourself.
-I'll be back.
1112
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:52,890
-What you? Go do some hair.
-I'll burn your ass.
1113
01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:56,110
Hold on.
We got a problem here?
1114
01:12:56,241 --> 01:12:58,025
MAN: No, we ain't got no
problem here, man.
1115
01:12:58,156 --> 01:12:59,897
You the mascot of the shop?
Take your foo-foo
ass back in there.
1116
01:13:00,027 --> 01:13:03,857
Go braid your
eyebrows or something.
1117
01:13:03,988 --> 01:13:06,120
Check this out, dude.
1118
01:13:07,557 --> 01:13:09,646
Did you see that?
1119
01:13:09,776 --> 01:13:11,735
I hate violence.
1120
01:13:13,824 --> 01:13:18,306
See? You come here
talking all that stuff
and you got knocked out!
1121
01:13:18,437 --> 01:13:23,007
See, you need to learn
how to respect women.
1122
01:13:23,137 --> 01:13:27,315
Willie got it all on camera
and he sell them in
the 'hood for 14.99.
1123
01:13:27,446 --> 01:13:29,840
["TAINTED LOVE"
BY GLORIA JONES
PLAYING]
1124
01:13:29,970 --> 01:13:33,800
WOMAN:
♪ Sometimes I feel I've got to
1125
01:13:33,931 --> 01:13:37,151
♪ Run away, I've got to
1126
01:13:37,282 --> 01:13:40,894
♪ Get away from the pain
you drive into the heart of me
1127
01:13:41,025 --> 01:13:44,245
♪ The love we share
1128
01:13:44,376 --> 01:13:47,205
♪ Seems to
go nowhere
1129
01:13:47,335 --> 01:13:49,599
♪ And I've lost my light
1130
01:13:49,729 --> 01:13:52,950
♪ For I toss and turn
and can't sleep at night... ♪
1131
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:55,518
Well, I'll be damned!
1132
01:13:57,389 --> 01:14:00,479
-I'm gonna get him.
-Jorge!
1133
01:14:00,610 --> 01:14:03,787
Hi, Jorge. Remember me?
1134
01:14:03,917 --> 01:14:07,486
Ja,the shampooing girl.
How goes it with
the shampooing? Good?
1135
01:14:07,617 --> 01:14:12,273
The name's Lynn,
and I'm a stylist now,
for your FYI.
1136
01:14:13,623 --> 01:14:14,188
So...
1137
01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:22,545
So, yup.
1138
01:14:22,675 --> 01:14:26,723
Well, you must be lost or
something. Did you make
a wrong turn in your BMW?
1139
01:14:26,853 --> 01:14:31,641
No, I took the Jaguar,
and it's good to
see you too, Gina.
1140
01:14:31,771 --> 01:14:35,340
He's in the "Yaguar".
I thought you were in the
Beamer. What do you want?
1141
01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:38,735
I want for nothing.
1142
01:14:38,865 --> 01:14:43,217
I was curious about the place
that's been stealing
all of my best clients.
1143
01:14:43,348 --> 01:14:49,310
Now I see why.
It's very trendy.
Very SoHo loft-ish. I love it.
1144
01:14:49,441 --> 01:14:54,751
I'm not doing bad, especially
for a woman who should be
falling flat on her ass.
1145
01:14:54,881 --> 01:14:59,495
Yeah, well, about that, Gina,
I want you to know I'm truly
sorry for my words.
1146
01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:01,714
I was speaking
from an angry place,
1147
01:15:01,845 --> 01:15:04,717
and I do not wish to
reside there anymore.
1148
01:15:04,848 --> 01:15:09,896
I mean, I wish no ill
will upon you or...
Or your shop or your peeps.
1149
01:15:10,027 --> 01:15:13,160
-I mean, girlfriend,
you are doing it, ja?
-Yeah.
1150
01:15:13,291 --> 01:15:20,254
It can't be easy, what with
the overhead, the fine and
the State Board coming by.
1151
01:15:20,385 --> 01:15:22,430
I've been there
and back to the other place.
1152
01:15:23,344 --> 01:15:24,737
And your point?
1153
01:15:24,868 --> 01:15:27,218
I just wanted to say that
1154
01:15:27,348 --> 01:15:32,005
if you ever need anything,
anything at all, lean on me.
1155
01:15:32,136 --> 01:15:36,227
When you're not strong,
I will be there.
1156
01:15:36,357 --> 01:15:41,537
I am Jorge, and there will
always be an open chair at
Jorge's for Gina, ja?
1157
01:15:41,667 --> 01:15:46,367
Thanks. That means a lot,
coming from you. But I don't
think I'll be needing that.
1158
01:15:47,673 --> 01:15:49,675
Okay, well, fair enough.
1159
01:15:50,807 --> 01:15:52,330
Ciao. Wiedersehen.
1160
01:15:53,853 --> 01:15:56,682
Oh, Joanne.
1161
01:15:56,813 --> 01:16:02,340
Wow, congratulations on
the twins. But I see that they
are not identical.
1162
01:16:07,911 --> 01:16:11,044
-What the hell did he want?
-He came over to hate.
1163
01:16:11,654 --> 01:16:13,873
He's just jealous.
1164
01:16:14,004 --> 01:16:17,660
-Who was that?
-That was the infamous Jorge.
1165
01:16:17,790 --> 01:16:20,358
-He got some nice shoes.
-You got some issues.
1166
01:16:20,488 --> 01:16:24,057
-Gina, who's your girl?
-You are.
1167
01:16:24,188 --> 01:16:26,277
Yes. And who, when asked
to make something happen,
1168
01:16:26,407 --> 01:16:27,234
is making something happen?
1169
01:16:27,365 --> 01:16:30,368
-You again?
-Correct.
1170
01:16:30,498 --> 01:16:35,242
And who talked up your
conditioner for CoverGirl's
line of boutique products?
1171
01:16:35,373 --> 01:16:38,985
-And they want
to meet with you.
-Don't play with me.
1172
01:16:39,116 --> 01:16:41,422
They wanna fly
you to New York,
talk business.
1173
01:16:41,553 --> 01:16:46,427
They wanna fly me to New York?
Me? Oh! Oh, my God!
1174
01:16:46,558 --> 01:16:48,386
-What?
-Thank you, Joanne!
Oh, my God!
1175
01:16:50,823 --> 01:16:52,782
Oh, my God!
1176
01:16:52,912 --> 01:16:55,088
CoverGirl. "CoverGirl" is
interested in my conditioner.
1177
01:16:55,219 --> 01:16:59,005
-No!
-I can't believe it!
1178
01:16:59,136 --> 01:17:01,312
-You talking
about that hair crack?
-Yes.
1179
01:17:01,442 --> 01:17:08,188
They can call it whatever they
want, if they sell it.
I feel like I won the lottery.
1180
01:17:08,319 --> 01:17:11,670
-Why don't you feel
like taking us out?
-I think I can do that.
1181
01:17:11,801 --> 01:17:14,499
We got to toast
on this somewhere.
1182
01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:18,372
I can't drink,
but I sure can eat.
Cosmopolitan cheesecake!
1183
01:17:18,503 --> 01:17:20,331
[GROANING]
1184
01:17:20,461 --> 01:17:23,377
Tonight we're celebrating.
We're getting it on,
getting tipsy.
1185
01:17:25,379 --> 01:17:26,642
Go sit your butt down.
1186
01:17:26,772 --> 01:17:30,080
We going out tonight.
We partying!
Joanne, please.
1187
01:17:32,865 --> 01:17:34,388
-Hey, Joe.
-Hey, little one.
1188
01:17:34,519 --> 01:17:37,130
Guess what?
CoverGirl might buy
my mom's conditioner.
1189
01:17:37,261 --> 01:17:39,829
Her and the girls
are going out
tonight to celebrate.
1190
01:17:39,959 --> 01:17:44,442
Thought maybe
you'd wanna come
and meet them there.
1191
01:17:44,572 --> 01:17:47,140
I'm not sure she
wants me there.
1192
01:17:47,271 --> 01:17:50,883
But tell her I
said congratulations.
That's great news.
1193
01:17:51,014 --> 01:17:54,278
-Okay. Talk to you later.
-Keep practicing.
1194
01:17:54,408 --> 01:17:58,021
["VIBRATE" BY
PETEY PABLO PLAYING]
1195
01:18:04,288 --> 01:18:06,377
[WHOOPING]
1196
01:18:12,122 --> 01:18:14,211
Hey, baby.
1197
01:18:15,038 --> 01:18:17,562
Look at that girl over there.
1198
01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:20,391
If I wasn't
married and pregnant,
1199
01:18:20,521 --> 01:18:23,394
I'd get with one of these
little chocolate kisses.
1200
01:18:23,524 --> 01:18:27,093
Yup. I can see why
they call it happy hour!
1201
01:18:27,224 --> 01:18:29,705
Please, honey, happy hour
ended a long time ago.
1202
01:18:29,835 --> 01:18:32,229
It is get-crunked hour, okay?
1203
01:18:32,359 --> 01:18:35,536
Okay, ladies, and James,
1204
01:18:35,667 --> 01:18:38,191
I just want to say thank you
so much for hanging in
there with me, y'all.
1205
01:18:41,020 --> 01:18:43,806
You wanted a Jorge's,
but you belong right here
in the 'hood with us.
1206
01:18:43,936 --> 01:18:48,332
That's right.
1207
01:18:48,462 --> 01:18:51,074
When I met y'all
at Miss Angeline's
that morning,
1208
01:18:51,204 --> 01:18:53,032
I thought I was
in for the worst.
1209
01:18:53,163 --> 01:18:57,471
And that's what I got. Until
them two birds left the shop,
and then I had the best.
1210
01:18:57,602 --> 01:18:59,604
-Let's toast to that.
-[WHOOPING]
1211
01:19:00,431 --> 01:19:04,043
Ah, yes. Yes, I do.
1212
01:19:04,174 --> 01:19:08,265
To Gina. Sister,
you are an inspiration.
1213
01:19:08,395 --> 01:19:13,183
"Whether it's the arch
of your back
or the sun of your smile,
1214
01:19:13,313 --> 01:19:16,882
"The ride of your breasts
or the grace of your style,
1215
01:19:17,013 --> 01:19:23,280
"You are and always will be
a woman phenomenally,
1216
01:19:23,410 --> 01:19:27,284
"Phenomenal woman!"
That's you.
1217
01:19:27,414 --> 01:19:31,897
Yes, it is.
Congratulations, Gina.
Would you like to dance?
1218
01:19:32,028 --> 01:19:36,032
-What are you doing here?
-Asking you to dance.
1219
01:19:36,162 --> 01:19:38,382
Now, please say yes so
it can look like I have
a little bit of game.
1220
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:43,256
-Oh, my God, girl!
-Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!
1221
01:19:43,387 --> 01:19:46,303
-I wanna get
tribal with y'all.
-That was, like, 1989.
1222
01:19:46,433 --> 01:19:49,480
Okay, hand me the scissor.
1223
01:19:54,093 --> 01:19:58,445
So, Lynn,
you wanna move
a little something?
1224
01:19:58,576 --> 01:20:01,535
-Move what?
-He asking you to dance,
crazy girl.
1225
01:20:01,666 --> 01:20:03,276
Oh! [GIGGLES]
1226
01:20:03,407 --> 01:20:04,669
I thought he wanted me
to move some
chairs or something.
1227
01:20:06,845 --> 01:20:10,283
Sure.
1228
01:20:10,414 --> 01:20:11,807
All right, go have fun.
Go on, now.
1229
01:20:14,070 --> 01:20:16,768
They're gonna need
some scissor, for real.
1230
01:20:16,899 --> 01:20:20,598
Did you see that?
All these
beautiful black girls
1231
01:20:20,728 --> 01:20:22,948
and he goes straight
for the white girl.
1232
01:20:23,079 --> 01:20:25,516
I'm telling you,
MTV is the devil.
1233
01:20:25,646 --> 01:20:26,996
Girl, what is
wrong with you?
1234
01:20:27,126 --> 01:20:29,650
The boy is gayer than
Peter Pan in a pair
of ice skates.
1235
01:20:29,781 --> 01:20:32,479
♪ Shawty crunk
on the floor wide open
1236
01:20:32,610 --> 01:20:34,917
♪ Skeet so much they
call her Billy Ocean
1237
01:20:35,047 --> 01:20:37,223
♪ Roll like an 18-wheeler
1238
01:20:37,354 --> 01:20:39,356
♪ That...
Fine but this...killer
1239
01:20:39,486 --> 01:20:41,358
♪ She leakin', she soakin' wet
1240
01:20:41,488 --> 01:20:44,143
♪ She leakin', she soakin' wet
1241
01:20:44,274 --> 01:20:46,842
♪ Shake it like a salt shaker
shake it like a salt shaker
1242
01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:49,279
♪ Shake it like a salt shaker
shake it like a salt shaker
1243
01:20:49,409 --> 01:20:53,413
♪ ...Poppin' till you
percolate first booty on duty,
no time to wait
1244
01:20:53,544 --> 01:20:56,286
♪ Make it work,
with your wet T-shirt
1245
01:20:56,416 --> 01:20:58,331
♪ You gotta shake it
till your
calf muscles hurt
1246
01:20:59,593 --> 01:21:01,508
She dropped it like it's hot!
1247
01:21:01,639 --> 01:21:03,293
♪ Call that... Bojangles
1248
01:21:03,423 --> 01:21:05,512
♪ Juicy like fruit
or douche like
coupe de Ville
1249
01:21:05,643 --> 01:21:07,819
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
1250
01:21:07,950 --> 01:21:10,126
♪ Five dollars get
yourself a table dance
1251
01:21:10,256 --> 01:21:12,650
♪ If you got ten
then bring a friend
1252
01:21:12,780 --> 01:21:15,305
♪ Shake your booty
to the song again
1253
01:21:15,435 --> 01:21:19,396
-I think we're being outdone.
-What? You think?
1254
01:21:19,526 --> 01:21:21,964
♪ If you ain't gonna dance,
well, don't, then
1255
01:21:22,094 --> 01:21:23,139
♪ Why you wanna waste
a good song, then?
1256
01:21:23,269 --> 01:21:26,055
♪ See you when
we're down doin' nothing ♪
1257
01:21:27,186 --> 01:21:29,928
-What?
-James is gay, all right.
1258
01:21:30,059 --> 01:21:32,496
He happier than hell!
1259
01:21:36,108 --> 01:21:37,022
Girls...
1260
01:21:37,153 --> 01:21:39,242
I see something I need.
Come on.
1261
01:21:39,372 --> 01:21:40,591
I'm gonna show her
how you do that.
1262
01:21:49,426 --> 01:21:52,733
This goes out to my girl Gina.
1263
01:21:52,864 --> 01:21:57,042
Some old-school
Chicago stepping music, girl.
1264
01:21:57,173 --> 01:22:00,828
["COULD IT BE
I'M FALLING IN LOVE"
PLAYING]
1265
01:22:00,959 --> 01:22:02,613
-That's my song.
-♪ ...With you
1266
01:22:02,743 --> 01:22:07,792
♪ With you
With you
1267
01:22:10,751 --> 01:22:16,279
♪ I don't need
all those things
that used to bring me joy
1268
01:22:17,193 --> 01:22:21,893
♪ You made me such a happy boy
1269
01:22:22,024 --> 01:22:25,679
♪ And honey, you'll always be
the only one for me
1270
01:22:25,810 --> 01:22:28,769
♪ Meeting you
was my destiny... ♪
1271
01:22:36,081 --> 01:22:38,692
Is this your family?
1272
01:22:38,823 --> 01:22:43,480
My happily married sister
and her two kids.
They live in France.
1273
01:22:43,610 --> 01:22:46,483
Well,
what about a wife and kids?
1274
01:22:47,223 --> 01:22:49,486
That never happen for you?
1275
01:22:51,618 --> 01:22:54,491
Many things never
happened for me.
1276
01:22:55,927 --> 01:22:58,886
[GINA PLAYS NOTES
ON THE PIANO]
1277
01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:06,372
And many things have.
1278
01:23:12,726 --> 01:23:17,601
Joe,
I don't think I'm really...
1279
01:23:33,051 --> 01:23:35,358
-[PIANO CHORD PLAYING]
-Oh!
1280
01:23:37,751 --> 01:23:39,362
You just played
the most beautiful chord ever.
1281
01:23:39,492 --> 01:23:40,624
[BOTH LAUGHING]
1282
01:24:32,458 --> 01:24:35,940
[CHUCKLES]
Gotta make sure
you arrive safely.
1283
01:24:40,205 --> 01:24:42,773
Oh, my goodness. That's it.
1284
01:24:44,992 --> 01:24:47,560
A case of my future
is on its way to CoverGirl.
1285
01:24:47,691 --> 01:24:51,086
If they call you
and need more...
1286
01:24:51,216 --> 01:24:54,393
-This is more than enough.
Let's not get frantic, okay?
-Okay.
1287
01:24:57,875 --> 01:24:58,354
Come on, stop doing that.
1288
01:24:58,484 --> 01:25:01,270
-James?
-Yeah.
1289
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:04,969
Could you carry
this to my car for me?
It's just outside.
1290
01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:06,884
-Yeah, I'll take it.
-Thanks.
1291
01:25:11,106 --> 01:25:13,238
Firm.
1292
01:25:17,634 --> 01:25:19,375
-Excuse me, Joanne.
-Uh-huh.
1293
01:25:20,637 --> 01:25:22,334
Would you mind
not doing that anymore?
1294
01:25:22,465 --> 01:25:26,121
-Doing what?
-The whole
smacking-on-the-butt thing.
1295
01:25:26,251 --> 01:25:29,863
James and I are kind
of hanging out now.
1296
01:25:29,994 --> 01:25:30,908
Oh, I didn't know
you guys were...
1297
01:25:31,038 --> 01:25:34,912
Yep, we are.
So you understand.
1298
01:25:35,042 --> 01:25:37,044
Yeah, I understand.
1299
01:25:37,175 --> 01:25:38,959
That you're afraid of
a little competition.
1300
01:25:41,440 --> 01:25:43,355
What's the matter, Lynn?
1301
01:25:43,486 --> 01:25:46,880
You afraid James might
grow tired of your
wannabe-black-girl routine
1302
01:25:47,011 --> 01:25:50,014
and fall for
something real like me?
1303
01:25:50,145 --> 01:25:54,453
Real?
Since when are two air-bags
for breasts real?
1304
01:25:54,584 --> 01:25:57,848
Maybe on my daddy's Chevy
they is real, but on you,
they is just ridiculous.
1305
01:25:58,849 --> 01:26:00,503
[ALL LAUGHING]
1306
01:26:00,633 --> 01:26:03,027
-Excuse me?
-You heard me.
1307
01:26:03,158 --> 01:26:06,030
-Yeah, but I shouldn't have.
-Yeah, but you did.
1308
01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:10,208
And I think what my girl is
saying is that she wants you
and your tetherball titties
1309
01:26:10,339 --> 01:26:11,862
to leave her man alone.
1310
01:26:11,992 --> 01:26:15,039
Okay, Little Miss Hip-Hop,
I think I was
speaking to Lynn.
1311
01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:17,128
Uh-oh.
White girl gone crazy.
1312
01:26:17,259 --> 01:26:21,219
What? Little Miss Hip-Hop?
I will hip-hop my foot up...
1313
01:26:21,350 --> 01:26:25,571
-She threatened me.
Did you hear that?
-Yeah, I heard all y'all.
1314
01:26:25,702 --> 01:26:26,442
I'm the client.
She should be fired.
1315
01:26:26,572 --> 01:26:28,052
Right now!
1316
01:26:28,183 --> 01:26:31,838
Joanne, calm down.
You know how we clown around.
1317
01:26:31,969 --> 01:26:34,276
Y'all are grown women.
Y'all can work this out.
1318
01:26:34,406 --> 01:26:36,800
-So, you're not
gonna fire her?
-No.
1319
01:26:36,930 --> 01:26:39,803
-No?
-Joanne, no.
1320
01:26:39,933 --> 01:26:44,068
-No
-Okay. Okay, fine, yeah.
1321
01:26:44,199 --> 01:26:47,419
I see how things
work around here.
1322
01:26:47,550 --> 01:26:50,292
You know what?
You can forget about
your meeting with CoverGirl.
1323
01:26:50,422 --> 01:26:52,207
And forget about
me as a client.
1324
01:26:52,337 --> 01:26:53,947
How's that?
1325
01:26:59,170 --> 01:27:02,304
-Fine.
-I'm so sorry, Gina.
1326
01:27:02,434 --> 01:27:06,830
No. Ain't nothing to be sorry
about. I guess it just
wasn't meant to be.
1327
01:27:11,922 --> 01:27:13,489
[DOG BARKING]
1328
01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:24,804
Joe.
1329
01:27:24,935 --> 01:27:27,067
What's going on?
1330
01:27:28,591 --> 01:27:29,940
There's a problem at the shop.
1331
01:28:05,671 --> 01:28:09,588
I still have men checking
the area. I'll let you know
if we find something.
1332
01:28:10,937 --> 01:28:12,765
Thanks.
1333
01:28:24,429 --> 01:28:26,953
[SIGHS]
1334
01:28:27,084 --> 01:28:32,307
You try doing your own thing,
and then something
like this happens.
1335
01:28:32,437 --> 01:28:36,354
Sorry, Gina.
I'm so sorry this
happened to you.
1336
01:28:38,138 --> 01:28:41,446
I can't catch a break.
I just...
1337
01:28:48,148 --> 01:28:51,674
I have Vanessa's
recital tomorrow,
1338
01:28:51,804 --> 01:28:55,982
and I have to go up in there
with all of this on my brain.
1339
01:28:56,113 --> 01:29:00,552
It's okay, Gina.
You'll get through this.
1340
01:29:00,683 --> 01:29:04,339
-[WHISPERS]
You'll get through this.
-I wish that was true, Joe.
1341
01:29:05,209 --> 01:29:07,037
You will.
1342
01:29:11,041 --> 01:29:12,608
It's okay.
1343
01:29:12,738 --> 01:29:16,438
No. I can't... I can't
fix this one. I can't.
1344
01:29:19,049 --> 01:29:20,833
Gina.
1345
01:29:24,097 --> 01:29:28,928
And now, coming to the stage
for a piano solo,
Vanessa Norris.
1346
01:29:40,287 --> 01:29:44,161
[PLAYS "PRELUDE NO 4
IN E MINOR" BY CHOPIN]
1347
01:30:06,444 --> 01:30:09,186
[MOUTHS] Play from your heart.
1348
01:30:10,753 --> 01:30:13,669
[SEGUES INTO COLTRANE'S
"GIANT STEPS"]
1349
01:30:36,126 --> 01:30:39,129
Go, baby. That's my baby girl.
1350
01:31:15,382 --> 01:31:17,472
That's my baby!
That's my baby!
1351
01:31:21,519 --> 01:31:24,348
[LAUGHING] Oh!
1352
01:31:27,133 --> 01:31:29,092
Mom, how did I do?
1353
01:31:30,397 --> 01:31:32,008
You were
everything I ever imagined.
1354
01:31:37,579 --> 01:31:39,276
Mom, you okay?
1355
01:31:39,406 --> 01:31:43,410
Yeah.
I'm fine. I'm just happy.
1356
01:31:43,541 --> 01:31:47,502
Come here.
Fly me some fingers, girl.
1357
01:31:48,285 --> 01:31:50,940
Let's get out of here.
1358
01:31:51,070 --> 01:31:54,117
["HARD TIMES"
BY CHICO DEBARGE
PLAYING]
1359
01:31:55,379 --> 01:31:57,947
MAN:
♪ And she cries my baby,
my baby
1360
01:31:58,077 --> 01:32:00,602
♪ Oh, Lord,
what we gonna do now?
1361
01:32:00,732 --> 01:32:06,390
♪ It's crazy, it's crazy
got to figure something out
1362
01:32:06,521 --> 01:32:11,526
♪ Sometimes, sometimes
feels like I'm
gonna lose my mind
1363
01:32:11,656 --> 01:32:15,181
♪ Hard times, hard times
I'm fucked up without a doubt
1364
01:32:16,618 --> 01:32:17,575
♪ Drinking Kool-Aid
in a mayonnaise glass
1365
01:32:17,706 --> 01:32:21,274
♪ Gotta boil your
water just to take a bath
1366
01:32:21,405 --> 01:32:23,581
♪ A drunk uncle had
a family reunion
1367
01:32:23,712 --> 01:32:26,149
♪ Crazy in the kitchen
where they broke
a straw broom and
1368
01:32:26,279 --> 01:32:27,367
♪ Wearin' socks
on your hands for gloves... ♪
1369
01:32:31,154 --> 01:32:33,417
Surprise!
1370
01:32:34,723 --> 01:32:38,030
What? What the...
1371
01:32:38,161 --> 01:32:41,817
Y'all,
I don't know what to say.
This is, uh... This is crazy.
1372
01:32:41,947 --> 01:32:44,863
No. This is
Gina's House of, um...
1373
01:32:46,169 --> 01:32:49,259
Okay, maybe it's
just Gina's House, Okay?
1374
01:32:49,389 --> 01:32:51,435
-Darnelle. Oh...
-Mm-hm!
1375
01:32:51,566 --> 01:32:55,047
Check that out! Oh, yeah.
1376
01:32:55,178 --> 01:32:58,137
D, that's what I'm
talking about, girl!
1377
01:32:58,268 --> 01:33:00,357
Oh, man, y'all...
1378
01:33:01,314 --> 01:33:03,273
Ooh, this is nice.
1379
01:33:03,752 --> 01:33:05,797
It is.
1380
01:33:06,929 --> 01:33:09,061
But I don't
think we can do this.
1381
01:33:09,192 --> 01:33:14,589
Why not?
We brought blow dryers
and curling irons and...
1382
01:33:14,719 --> 01:33:17,069
A new picture of
Madam CJ Walker.
1383
01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:19,158
Money.
Did you bring any of that?
1384
01:33:19,289 --> 01:33:22,205
The point is, Gina,
we're here.
1385
01:33:22,335 --> 01:33:26,470
The shop's here!
We're with you.
1386
01:33:26,601 --> 01:33:33,172
Lord, it is hotter than
a jalapeno's coochie out
there! Thank God y'all open.
1387
01:33:33,303 --> 01:33:37,307
I been to five shops in
four blocks and all them
bitches is booked.
1388
01:33:37,437 --> 01:33:40,310
I got a wedding to get to!
1389
01:33:40,440 --> 01:33:43,443
Lord, please,
can somebody do me? Please?
1390
01:33:43,574 --> 01:33:45,315
Anybody, please.
1391
01:33:49,972 --> 01:33:53,410
Sure. Let me see
what we working
with under this hat.
1392
01:33:53,540 --> 01:33:55,325
-Damn!
-Oh, my God! What the...
1393
01:33:57,936 --> 01:33:59,677
I'm having some
Don King issues, damn it.
1394
01:33:59,808 --> 01:34:02,549
Um...
1395
01:34:02,680 --> 01:34:05,204
One of you
heifers do me, please!
1396
01:34:05,335 --> 01:34:08,120
Okay. You know what?
I can work with this.
1397
01:34:08,251 --> 01:34:11,123
-Don't even worry about it.
-Thank you.
1398
01:34:11,254 --> 01:34:14,344
Darnelle, get her shampooed.
And use a bottle
of my conditioner.
1399
01:34:14,474 --> 01:34:15,562
No! Make that two bottles.
1400
01:34:15,693 --> 01:34:18,043
And...
1401
01:34:18,174 --> 01:34:19,131
James, get that percolator
percolating, baby.
1402
01:34:19,262 --> 01:34:22,700
We back in business. Shoot.
1403
01:34:22,831 --> 01:34:24,659
And everybody else...
1404
01:34:26,965 --> 01:34:28,010
...thank you.
1405
01:34:28,140 --> 01:34:30,882
Gina, we love you.
1406
01:34:31,013 --> 01:34:33,537
That's right, girl,
we open for business.
1407
01:34:33,668 --> 01:34:38,890
-Ooh! What happened here?
-Well, not enough
to make us quit.
1408
01:34:39,021 --> 01:34:42,111
-How you doing, girl?
-I'm terrific, now that
Steven and I split up.
1409
01:34:42,241 --> 01:34:46,724
-You all right?
-Fine. Y'all knew he
was cheating on me.
1410
01:34:46,855 --> 01:34:49,161
Now I know, and now I'm free.
1411
01:34:49,292 --> 01:34:54,384
-Good for you.
Hey, Ida, hook Terri up.
-Oh, good. Hi.
1412
01:34:54,514 --> 01:34:57,648
Come on. You want me to sic
my cousin Travis on him?
He just got out the pen.
1413
01:34:57,779 --> 01:35:00,129
But he don't mind
going back early.
1414
01:35:00,259 --> 01:35:03,785
-I just might
take you up on that.
-Okay, sit down.
1415
01:35:03,915 --> 01:35:05,917
Oh, shoot!
Look what the collard greens
did to her booty!
1416
01:35:07,179 --> 01:35:08,572
Go, girl!
1417
01:35:08,703 --> 01:35:10,530
-Back that thing up!
-Where did you get that?
1418
01:35:12,097 --> 01:35:14,360
That is a ass.
You have a ass, girl.
1419
01:35:14,491 --> 01:35:16,449
-WOMEN: Hey, Joe.
-Hey.
1420
01:35:16,580 --> 01:35:20,236
Hi, Gina. Something
to brighten your day?
1421
01:35:21,237 --> 01:35:24,501
Thank you.
1422
01:35:24,631 --> 01:35:26,721
But you brightened my day
as soon as you came
through that door.
1423
01:35:27,330 --> 01:35:28,897
Excuse me.
1424
01:35:29,027 --> 01:35:33,466
-What a transformation!
-Yeah, huh? They hooked me up.
1425
01:35:33,597 --> 01:35:36,731
-Looks like
you're sticking around.
-Yeah, I guess I am, huh?
1426
01:35:38,123 --> 01:35:41,474
No, it ain't
going down like that.
How you doing?
1427
01:35:41,605 --> 01:35:43,650
Hey, Willie.
What's up with you?
1428
01:35:43,781 --> 01:35:46,436
I'm all right.
You feeling froggy? Jump!
1429
01:35:48,133 --> 01:35:49,569
What is this?
1430
01:35:57,839 --> 01:36:02,408
Stacy? Hi, baby.
How you doing? It's me.
1431
01:36:02,539 --> 01:36:04,889
I'm just closing up,
so I'll meet you at the spa.
1432
01:36:08,501 --> 01:36:09,851
[HORN HONKS]
1433
01:36:11,026 --> 01:36:12,984
I call you back.
1434
01:36:20,949 --> 01:36:22,733
-[EXCLAIMS]
-[CAR BEEPS]
1435
01:36:32,787 --> 01:36:35,050
Gina, wow. What a...
1436
01:36:35,180 --> 01:36:40,707
Surprise. Ho-hay. I bet I'm
the last person you expected
to see in here, huh?
1437
01:36:40,838 --> 01:36:44,059
No. In fact,
I knew you would be back.
1438
01:36:44,189 --> 01:36:47,802
I don't have time
for such a sudden intrusion.
1439
01:36:47,932 --> 01:36:48,846
I have a prior engagement.
1440
01:36:48,977 --> 01:36:51,893
Oh, sorry,
I didn't mean to intrude.
1441
01:36:52,023 --> 01:36:53,068
Uh, what kind of engagement?
1442
01:36:53,198 --> 01:36:55,026
You going to meet with
Inspector Crawford
1443
01:36:55,157 --> 01:36:57,376
and figure out how to burn
my place down this time?
1444
01:36:57,507 --> 01:37:02,991
Gina. I just love it
when you let that
imagination of yours run wild.
1445
01:37:03,121 --> 01:37:07,604
-It's so street.
-You haven't even
begun to see the street.
1446
01:37:07,734 --> 01:37:09,824
I knew you had
something to do with it.
1447
01:37:09,954 --> 01:37:11,086
You know, coming by my salon,
1448
01:37:11,216 --> 01:37:13,001
talking about how hard it is
to own a business,
1449
01:37:13,131 --> 01:37:17,875
what with the paying of fines
and the State Board coming by.
1450
01:37:18,006 --> 01:37:20,922
I asked myself,
"Why would he say
something like that?"
1451
01:37:21,052 --> 01:37:22,227
Gina.
1452
01:37:22,358 --> 01:37:25,535
Look at me. Look to Jorge.
1453
01:37:25,665 --> 01:37:30,366
Do I seem the type of person
that would reside in such
deviant behavior?
1454
01:37:32,759 --> 01:37:35,501
With those split ends?
Yeah, you kind of do.
1455
01:37:35,632 --> 01:37:37,634
What is this?
1456
01:37:37,764 --> 01:37:42,117
That is World's Dumbest
Criminalsstarring you and
Inspector Crawford.
1457
01:37:42,247 --> 01:37:45,337
You should be a little more
secretive about the way
you do dirt.
1458
01:37:45,468 --> 01:37:47,905
So, George Christie,
1459
01:37:49,298 --> 01:37:52,605
of Austria, via Nebraska.
1460
01:37:52,736 --> 01:37:55,260
Yeah, I know about you.
I know your secret.
1461
01:37:55,957 --> 01:37:58,263
The point is this.
1462
01:37:58,394 --> 01:38:01,919
You didn't break me.
I'm still standing.
1463
01:38:02,050 --> 01:38:05,488
And my shop is open
and doing very good business.
1464
01:38:05,618 --> 01:38:12,147
And you will never,
ever intimidate me,
'cause I'm a phenomenal woman.
1465
01:38:12,277 --> 01:38:15,802
Kind of like
what you try to be
but don't really pull off.
1466
01:38:17,761 --> 01:38:19,981
Hey. Hey!
1467
01:38:20,111 --> 01:38:23,854
[AMERICAN ACCENT]
Have a nice ride back to that
rib shack you call a shop!
1468
01:38:23,985 --> 01:38:26,683
Don't cut yourself
on the broken glass, bitch!
1469
01:38:26,813 --> 01:38:30,556
-Did somebody say cut?
-What? What...
1470
01:38:31,514 --> 01:38:33,429
JORGE: No! Aaah!
1471
01:38:33,559 --> 01:38:36,519
-Sit up, man.
-No! No! Shit!
1472
01:38:36,649 --> 01:38:40,218
-[SHAVER BUZZING]
-No! No! No...
1473
01:38:42,699 --> 01:38:45,223
HELEN ON RADIO: Hotlanta!
Whassup?
1474
01:38:45,354 --> 01:38:48,705
It's your girl Helen,
hollering at you this morning,
1475
01:38:48,835 --> 01:38:51,490
telling you to
get your ass up,
because it is a lovely day.
1476
01:38:51,621 --> 01:38:55,103
-Hey, Gina.
-Hey, Josephine.
1477
01:38:55,233 --> 01:38:57,235
It's good, right?
It always is.
1478
01:38:57,366 --> 01:39:00,891
Gina, telephone.
1479
01:39:01,022 --> 01:39:04,286
-Hello. Gina Norris.
-Gina, it's hollering Helen.
1480
01:39:04,416 --> 01:39:08,290
Shut up. You lying.
Turn the radio up. Turn it up.
1481
01:39:09,944 --> 01:39:11,641
-[FEEDBACK]
-[ALL GROANING]
1482
01:39:11,771 --> 01:39:15,253
-Gina, y'all doing
the thing down there!
-I'm on the radio!
1483
01:39:16,559 --> 01:39:18,387
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
1484
01:39:18,517 --> 01:39:22,565
-Ask her to give
a shout out to my kid!
-Shout out to Africa!
1485
01:39:22,695 --> 01:39:25,307
Gina, I just called
to say thanks again
1486
01:39:25,437 --> 01:39:29,398
for hooking my head up
for my cousin
Shondrella's wedding.
1487
01:39:29,528 --> 01:39:32,705
You saved my life!
1488
01:39:32,836 --> 01:39:35,882
That hair crack conditioner
got me looking
all Halle Berry-ish.
1489
01:39:36,013 --> 01:39:40,061
-Don King? That was you?
-Sure was.
1490
01:39:40,191 --> 01:39:42,106
I need me a touch-up
in a minute.
1491
01:39:42,237 --> 01:39:46,371
My man came over last night
and kind of sweated
out my flip.
1492
01:39:46,502 --> 01:39:48,069
That's what got you
in trouble last time.
1493
01:39:48,199 --> 01:39:52,116
Hotlanta, if you want to get
your crop dusted, your do did,
1494
01:39:52,247 --> 01:39:53,857
or your flip whipped,
1495
01:39:53,988 --> 01:39:56,512
jump your butt in the hoopty,
get on down to
Gina's Hair Salon
1496
01:39:56,642 --> 01:40:02,605
and let 'em hook you up with
some of Gina's famous
hair crack conditioner.
1497
01:40:02,735 --> 01:40:04,433
[ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY]
1498
01:40:04,563 --> 01:40:07,262
Since y'all are my peeps,
I'm gonna let you ladies
in the shop pick
1499
01:40:07,392 --> 01:40:09,046
Helen's topic for the day.
1500
01:40:09,177 --> 01:40:12,136
-Holler at me, ladies.
-I'll holler!
1501
01:40:14,356 --> 01:40:16,793
Talk about how
come there's never
a black man as The Bachelor.
1502
01:40:16,923 --> 01:40:19,143
The revolution
needs to be televised.
1503
01:40:19,274 --> 01:40:21,711
People who name their kids
names they ain't never
gonna live up to,
1504
01:40:21,841 --> 01:40:27,934
like a Porsche that look like
a Buick and a Mercedes
that look like a Pinto.
1505
01:40:28,065 --> 01:40:32,548
Talk about these athletes
going to jail. They're in
court more than on the court.
1506
01:40:32,678 --> 01:40:34,289
Keep this up,
half-time gonna
be a plea bargain.
1507
01:40:34,419 --> 01:40:36,378
[ALL LAUGHING]
1508
01:40:36,508 --> 01:40:41,296
-No,
talk about interracial love.
-You know you black.
1509
01:40:41,426 --> 01:40:46,736
Let's talk about legalising
marijuana, 'cause my
glaucoma's getting bad now.
1510
01:40:46,866 --> 01:40:48,912
If you have sex with a man,
he put you out
before breakfast.
1511
01:40:49,043 --> 01:40:50,044
You know,
have some good love.
1512
01:40:50,174 --> 01:40:52,959
I like to go
cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!
1513
01:40:53,090 --> 01:40:58,922
Watch it, y'all! Big ups to
you, Gina. I'll be calling you
in a minute for a touch-up.
1514
01:40:59,053 --> 01:41:00,184
Keep holding it down.
I'll holler.
1515
01:41:00,315 --> 01:41:03,666
ALL: Holler!
1516
01:41:03,796 --> 01:41:05,537
WOMAN:
♪ Living my life like
it's golden
1517
01:41:05,668 --> 01:41:07,496
♪ Living my life
like it's golden
1518
01:41:07,626 --> 01:41:12,022
♪ Living my life like it's
golden living my life like
it's golden, golden
1519
01:41:12,153 --> 01:41:16,853
♪ I'm taking my own freedom
putting it in my song
1520
01:41:16,983 --> 01:41:20,378
♪ Singing loud and strong
grooving all day long
1521
01:41:20,509 --> 01:41:23,642
♪ I'm taking my freedom
1522
01:41:23,773 --> 01:41:26,297
♪ Putting it in my stroll
1523
01:41:26,428 --> 01:41:30,606
♪ I'll be high-steppin' y'all
letting the joy unfold
1524
01:41:30,736 --> 01:41:34,262
♪ I'm living my life like
it's golden living my life
like it's golden
1525
01:41:34,392 --> 01:41:37,700
♪ Living my life like it's
golden living my life
like it's golden
1526
01:41:37,830 --> 01:41:40,355
♪ Living my life
like it's golden, golden
1527
01:41:40,485 --> 01:41:43,880
♪ Living my life like it's
golden living my life
like it's golden
1528
01:41:44,010 --> 01:41:47,405
♪ Living my life like it's
golden living my life
like it's golden
1529
01:41:47,536 --> 01:41:49,320
♪ Living my life like
it's golden, golden
1530
01:41:49,451 --> 01:41:54,369
♪ I'm taking my freedom
pulling it off the shelf
1531
01:41:54,499 --> 01:41:59,113
♪ Putting it on my chain
wearing it round my neck
1532
01:41:59,243 --> 01:42:04,640
♪ I'm taking my freedom
putting it in my car
1533
01:42:04,770 --> 01:42:08,818
♪ Wherever I choose to go
it will take me far
1534
01:42:08,948 --> 01:42:12,735
♪ I'm living my life like it's
golden living my life
like it's golden
1535
01:42:12,865 --> 01:42:16,130
♪ Living my life like it's
golden living my life
like it's golden
1536
01:42:16,260 --> 01:42:18,219
♪ Living my life like
it's golden, golden
1537
01:42:18,349 --> 01:42:20,569
♪ I'm living my life
like it's golden
1538
01:42:20,699 --> 01:42:24,094
♪ Living my life like it's
golden living my life
like it's golden
1539
01:42:24,225 --> 01:42:28,533
♪ Living my life like it's
golden living my life like
it's golden, golden
1540
01:42:28,664 --> 01:42:33,451
♪ I'm holding on to my freedom
can't take it from me
1541
01:42:33,582 --> 01:42:37,368
♪ I was born into it
it comes naturally
1542
01:42:37,499 --> 01:42:43,113
♪ I'm strumming my own freedom
playing the god in me
1543
01:42:43,244 --> 01:42:47,509
♪ Representing his glory
hope he's proud of me
1544
01:42:47,639 --> 01:42:51,600
♪ Living my life like it's
golden living my life
like it's golden
1545
01:42:51,730 --> 01:42:55,865
-♪ Hope he's proud of me
-♪ Living my life
like it's golden
1546
01:42:55,995 --> 01:42:59,782
♪ I'm living my life like it's
golden living my life
like it's golden
1547
01:42:59,912 --> 01:43:03,133
♪ Living my life like it's
golden living my life
like it's golden
1548
01:43:03,264 --> 01:43:06,441
♪ Living my life
like it's golden, golden
1549
01:43:06,571 --> 01:43:11,054
♪ Living my life
like it's golden, golden
1550
01:43:11,185 --> 01:43:13,491
♪ Golden, golden
1551
01:43:13,622 --> 01:43:15,232
♪ Golden, golden
1552
01:43:15,363 --> 01:43:20,672
♪ Living my life
like it's golden, golden
1553
01:43:20,803 --> 01:43:23,153
♪ Golden, golden
1554
01:43:23,284 --> 01:43:25,634
♪ Golden, golden
1555
01:43:25,764 --> 01:43:29,072
♪ Living my life
like it's golden, golden
1556
01:43:29,203 --> 01:43:32,249
♪ Golden, golden
1557
01:43:32,380 --> 01:43:36,862
♪ Living my life
like it's golden
1558
01:43:36,993 --> 01:43:39,387
♪ Golden
1559
01:43:39,517 --> 01:43:41,780
♪ Living my life
1560
01:43:41,911 --> 01:43:44,957
♪ Living my life
1561
01:43:45,088 --> 01:43:50,398
♪ Living my life
like it's golden
1562
01:43:51,747 --> 01:43:54,663
♪ It really matters to me, oh
1563
01:43:54,793 --> 01:43:59,363
♪ Living my life
like it's golden, golden
1564
01:43:59,494 --> 01:44:00,712
♪ Golden, golden
1565
01:44:00,843 --> 01:44:04,194
♪ Golden, golden
1566
01:44:04,325 --> 01:44:08,720
♪ Living my life
like it's golden, golden
1567
01:44:08,851 --> 01:44:11,201
♪ Golden, golden
1568
01:44:11,332 --> 01:44:13,725
♪ Golden, golden
1569
01:44:13,856 --> 01:44:18,295
♪ Living my life
like it's golden, golden
1570
01:44:18,426 --> 01:44:20,732
♪ Golden, golden
1571
01:44:20,863 --> 01:44:23,213
♪ Golden, golden
1572
01:44:23,344 --> 01:44:27,913
♪ Living my life
like it's golden, golden
1573
01:44:28,044 --> 01:44:30,394
♪ Golden, golden
1574
01:44:30,525 --> 01:44:32,918
♪ Golden, golden
1575
01:44:33,049 --> 01:44:36,357
♪ Living my life
like it's golden... ♪
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