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My name is Ash, and I am a slave.
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(WHIPLASH)
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Close as I can figure it,
the year is 1300 AD,
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and I'm being dragged to my death.
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It wasn't always like this.
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I had a real life once.
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A job.
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PA: Ash to price check four.
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Um, hardware. Aisle 12.
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Shop smart, shop S-Mart.
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I had a wonderful girlfriend... Linda.
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Together we drove
to a small cabin in the mountains.
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It seems an archaeologist
had come to this remote place
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to translate and study his latest find:
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"Necronomicon ex Mortis",
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"The Book of the Dead".
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Bound in human flesh and inked in blood,
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this ancient Sumerian text
contained bizarre burial rites,
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funerary incantations
and demon-resurrection passages.
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It was never meant for
the world of the living.
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The book awoke
something dark in the woods.
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It took Linda.
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And then it came for me.
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It got into my hand and it went bad.
So I lopped it off at the wrist.
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But that didn't stop it. It came back.
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Big time.
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(SCREAMS)
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My God! How do you stop it?!
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(YELLS)
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(YELLS)
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Where the hell?
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(SOLDIER SHOUTS)
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Now... easy now, chief.
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I don't know how I got here,
and... I'm not lookin' for any trouble.
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SOLDIER: What a piece of armour this is!
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- Wiseman!
- SOLDIER: Fall back. Back on your horses.
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My lord, I believe he is the one
written of in the Necronomicon.
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He who is prophesied
to fall from the heavens
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and deliver us from
the terrors of the Deadites.
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What? That buffoon?
Likely... he's one of Henry's men!
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GUARD: Kneel, rapscallion!
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I say to the pit with him!
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Thou shalt soon learn
the horrors of the pit.
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- To the pit!
- You miserable bastard!
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Get off of me!
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GUARD: Pick up your feet.
Stop draggin' your feet. Come on.
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Move along. Come on now.
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Come on, pick it up. Have a taste of this.
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(WHIPLASH)
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You men, you've got something to look
forward to when you get to the castle.
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SOLDIER: Lord Arthur approaches.
Raise the portcullis!
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SENTRY:
Lord Arthur! Lord Arthur approaches!
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Lord Arthur, where is my brother?
Did he not ride with you?
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Aye. And fought valiantly.
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But last night he fell in battle
to Duke Henry's men.
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I'm sorry, Sheila. Come on.
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Foul thing!
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A pox on your throat! Thou art a murderer!
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A black murderer!
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My brother's death shall be avenged!
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SOLDIER: Company, halt!
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MAN: Get that yoke off him.
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MAN: You, sir, are not one of my vassals.
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Who are you?
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Who wants to know?
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I am Henry the Red,
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Duke of Shale, lord of the Northlands
and leader of its peoples.
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Well, hello, Mr Fancy Pants.
I got news for you, pal.
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You ain't leadin' but two things right now...
jack and shit. And jack left town.
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- GUARD: Shut your bleedin' hole!
- HERALD: Noble gentlemen, Lord Arthur!
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There is an evil awakened in this land.
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And while my people fight
for their very souls against it,
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you, Henry the Red, wage war on us.
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Charlatan!
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It was you who first turned
your swords on us,
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and this evil has befouled
my people as well!
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Your people are no better
than the foul corruption
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- that lies in the bowels of that pit.
- VILLAGER: Right! You're no better!
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May God have mercy upon your souls.
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In God's name,
what hell-spawned thing lurks there?
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Into the pit with those
bloodthirsty sons of whores!
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No! No!
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(SCREAMS)
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(SPLASH)
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(DISTANT SCREAM)
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Heavenly God!
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GUARD: He's escaping!
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Hold him!
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(CHEERING)
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VILLAGER: He trembles!
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- They don't look so clever now.
- He's frightened!
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Whoa, whoa.
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Wait a minute. Hold it.
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Wait a minute. You gotta understand, man.
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I never even saw these assholes before.
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(CROWD SHOUTS ABUSE)
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MAN: What are you waiting for?
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Henry, you gotta tell him
you don't know me.
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We never met. Tell him!
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I do not think he'll listen, lad.
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Look, I'm tellin' you,
you got the wrong guy.
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(CHEERING)
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(SLURRED) I'm tellin' you,
you got the wrong guy.
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(CHEERING)
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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Don't you like the pit?
Isn't the pit wonderful?
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(CHEERING)
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Why, you...
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Hah!
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Spikes.
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Hey, if he says spikes, give him spikes.
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Make way.
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Strange one.
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Strange one!
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(YELLS)
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Yes!
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(CHEERING)
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Damn you. Damn you!
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You know, your shoelace is untied.
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All right.
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Who wants some?
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Who's next?
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Huh? How about it?
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Who wants some? Huh?
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Who wants to have a little?
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You.
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You want some more?
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Huh?
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You want a little?
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Do you?
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Do you want some more? Huh?
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Huh?
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Now get on those horses
and get outta here.
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Let him go!
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Halt!
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Thank you, generous hosts!
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Sword boy!
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For that arrogance, I shall see you dead.
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(GUNSHOT)
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Yeah.
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All right, you primitive screwheads,
listen up.
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See this?
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This... is my boomstick!
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It's a 12-gauge, double-barrelled
Remington. S-Mart's top of the line.
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You can find this in
the sporting-goods department.
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This sweet baby was made
in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
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Retails for about 109.95.
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It's got a walnut stock,
cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger.
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That's right. Shop smart, shop S-Mart.
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You got that?
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Now I swear,
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the next one of you primates
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even touches me...
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(YELLS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(SPLASH)
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Now, let's talk about how I get back home.
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(SLURPS)
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(BELCHES)
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I prithee to forgive me, my lord.
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I believed thee one of Henry's men.
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First you wanna kill me,
now you wanna kiss me.
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Blow.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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So, what's the deal?
Can you send me back or not?
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Only the Necronomicon has the power,
an unholy book which we also require.
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Within its pages are passages
that can send you back to your time.
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Only you, the Promised One,
can quest for it.
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I don't want your book, or your bullshit.
Send me back to my own time, pronto...
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(SPLASH)
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You shall die!
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You shall never take the Necronomicon.
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We shall feast upon your soul!
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It's a trick. Get an axe.
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, my eyes! I'm blind!
Oh, God! I'm blind!
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(GUNSHOT)
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Yo, she-bitch.
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- Let's go.
- (SCREAMS)
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If the Deadites had the Necronomicon, all
mankind would be consumed by this evil.
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Now will thou quest for the book?
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ASH: That one.
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Hyah!
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(BOTH GASP)
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Groovy.
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What's the matter?
You raised in a barn? Shut the door.
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(MUTTERS) Probably was raised in a barn,
with all the other primitives.
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The wisemen say that
thou art the Promised One.
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'Tis said that thou wilt journey
for the book to help us
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and thou wilt lead
our people against the evil.
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The only reason I'm goin'
to get the book is to get home.
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- I believe thou wilt leave in the morning.
- Don't touch that!
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Your primitive intellect
wouldn't understand alloys and...
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things with molecular structures and...
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What are you doing here anyway?
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I wanted to say that all of my hopes
and prayers go with thee,
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and I made this for thee.
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Good. I could use a horse blanket.
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Gimme some sugar, baby.
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ASH: Hyah!
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Come on, boy!
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Hyah!
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Hyah!
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Steady now. Whoa.
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What? What is it?
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This path will lead you
to an unholy place... a cemetery.
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There the Necronomicon awaits.
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When thou retrievest the book
from its cradle, you must recite:
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Klaatu verata nikto.
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Klaatu... verata... nikto. OK.
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Well, repeat them.
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Klaatu verata nikto.
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- Again!
- I got it! I got it!
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I know your damn words, all right?
Now you get this straight, the both of you:
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If I get that book, you send me back.
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After that, I'm history. Hyah!
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(EERIE RUSTLING)
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What is it, boy?
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(EERIE CREAK)
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(SINISTER VOICE ECHOING)
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Hyah! Come on!
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(YELLS)
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(YELLS)
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(THUD)
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(THUD)
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- (THUD)
- (SCREAMS)
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(THUD)
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(THUD)
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(THUD)
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(THUD)
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(SCREAMS)
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(SILENCE)
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(CREAK)
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Ugh! Argh!
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(IMPISH LAUGHTER)
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Ramming speed!
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(ALL YELL)
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(SCREAMS)
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- Ready.
- Aim.
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Fire!
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Shake a leg!
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You lousy little...
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(SIZZLING)
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(LAUGHTER)
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, you little bastards!
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Whoa!
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- (CREAKING)
- Wait a minute.
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Oh, God.
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I can't move!
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Alley-up!
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Whoa!
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Geronimo!
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- (GROANS)
- (LAUGHTER)
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OK, little fella!
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How about some hot chocolate, huh?
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(SCREAMING)
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How'd you like the taste of that, huh?
How'd you like the ta?
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Oh, dear God, it's growing bigger!
260
00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:04,576
(BOTH HOWL)
261
00:35:16,296 --> 00:35:19,508
(TOGETHER)
Hey! What's the big idea takin' my?
262
00:35:19,633 --> 00:35:21,677
Why, you!
263
00:35:25,055 --> 00:35:27,599
Ooh! Ooh, I'm blind. I'm blind.
264
00:35:38,277 --> 00:35:40,571
Where are you takin' me?
265
00:35:40,696 --> 00:35:44,533
♪ Oh, Susannah, don't you cry for me
266
00:35:44,658 --> 00:35:49,121
♪ Cos I come from Alabama
with a banjo on my knee
267
00:36:02,468 --> 00:36:05,971
What are you? Are you me?
268
00:36:06,096 --> 00:36:10,058
"What are you? Are you me?"
269
00:36:10,184 --> 00:36:11,852
You sound like a jerk!
270
00:36:11,977 --> 00:36:16,356
- Why are you doin' this?
- You wanna know? The answer's easy.
271
00:36:16,482 --> 00:36:20,152
I'm Bad Ash, and you're Good Ash.
272
00:36:20,277 --> 00:36:22,154
You're Goody Little Two-Shoes.
273
00:36:22,279 --> 00:36:26,408
(SINGSONG) Goody Little Two-Shoes.
Goody Little Two-Shoes.
274
00:36:26,533 --> 00:36:29,119
Little Goody Two-Shoes.
Little Goody Two-Shoes.
275
00:36:29,328 --> 00:36:31,497
Little Goody Two-Shoes.
Little Goody Two-Shoes.
276
00:36:31,747 --> 00:36:35,209
Little Goody Two-Shoes.
Little Goody Two-Shoes.
277
00:36:36,001 --> 00:36:37,336
(HONKING)
278
00:36:39,463 --> 00:36:41,840
Little Goody Two-Shoes. Ha-ha!
279
00:36:53,352 --> 00:36:55,687
I ain't that good.
280
00:37:51,910 --> 00:37:53,954
(DISTORTED SCREAM)
281
00:38:08,677 --> 00:38:11,054
Now you see what's what.
282
00:38:12,097 --> 00:38:15,183
A man's body is his own personal property.
283
00:38:16,518 --> 00:38:19,604
Don't let anybody try
and take that away from him.
284
00:38:21,314 --> 00:38:23,191
That'll teach ya.
285
00:38:23,316 --> 00:38:25,610
Yeah, that'll teach ya.
286
00:38:27,863 --> 00:38:30,323
You shall never retrieve the Necronomicon.
287
00:38:30,449 --> 00:38:33,618
You'll die in the graveyard
before you get it.
288
00:38:33,744 --> 00:38:37,414
Hey, uh... what's that
you got on your face?
289
00:38:37,539 --> 00:38:38,832
Huh?
290
00:38:38,957 --> 00:38:41,418
- (SPLUTTERS)
- See how that works?
291
00:38:41,543 --> 00:38:43,587
I'll come back for you!
292
00:38:43,712 --> 00:38:45,547
I'll... (SPLUTTERS)
293
00:38:50,135 --> 00:38:51,970
(THUNDERCLAP)
294
00:38:55,682 --> 00:38:57,517
Hyah!
295
00:39:02,355 --> 00:39:04,399
Come on, boy!
296
00:39:13,366 --> 00:39:14,534
Hyah!
297
00:39:18,038 --> 00:39:20,165
Hyah! Come on!
298
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,570
Three books?
299
00:40:43,990 --> 00:40:46,368
Wait a minute. Hold it.
300
00:40:46,493 --> 00:40:49,746
Nobody said anything about three books.
301
00:40:50,622 --> 00:40:52,666
Ooh, that stinkin' wiseman!
302
00:40:52,791 --> 00:40:57,003
He was so busy fillin' me full of
his secret little words and his bullshit
303
00:40:57,128 --> 00:41:00,548
that he never said anything about this!
304
00:41:00,674 --> 00:41:06,763
Like, what am I supposed to do?
Take one book, or all books? Or what?
305
00:41:10,267 --> 00:41:12,018
Well...
306
00:41:35,750 --> 00:41:37,585
(GROANING)
307
00:42:10,618 --> 00:42:12,996
Whoa. Wrong book.
308
00:42:37,604 --> 00:42:39,481
(CHUCKLES)
309
00:42:40,273 --> 00:42:41,941
(SCREAMS)
310
00:42:46,613 --> 00:42:48,656
(BOOK WHINES)
311
00:42:49,657 --> 00:42:51,701
Ow! Ow!
312
00:43:16,726 --> 00:43:18,561
Ooh, you...
313
00:43:18,686 --> 00:43:20,730
I'll get back to you.
314
00:43:22,482 --> 00:43:24,150
Well...
315
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,403
Seems fairly obvious.
316
00:43:31,449 --> 00:43:33,451
Ooh! Wait a minute.
317
00:43:33,576 --> 00:43:36,079
The words.
All right, all right, all right.
318
00:43:36,204 --> 00:43:38,248
Say the words.
319
00:43:41,751 --> 00:43:44,921
Klaatu... verata...
320
00:43:45,046 --> 00:43:46,881
n...
321
00:43:53,429 --> 00:43:54,973
Necktie.
322
00:43:55,098 --> 00:43:56,558
Nectar.
323
00:43:56,683 --> 00:43:58,309
Nickel.
324
00:43:58,434 --> 00:44:00,186
Noodle.
325
00:44:00,311 --> 00:44:03,064
It's an n-word. It's definitely an n-word.
326
00:44:05,984 --> 00:44:08,444
It was definitely an n-word.
327
00:44:19,956 --> 00:44:22,750
Klaatu... verata...
328
00:44:23,418 --> 00:44:25,628
n... (COUGHS)
329
00:44:25,753 --> 00:44:27,588
(DISTANT RUMBLE)
330
00:44:38,808 --> 00:44:41,227
OK, then.
331
00:44:41,352 --> 00:44:43,396
That's it.
332
00:44:44,731 --> 00:44:46,566
(CHUCKLES)
333
00:44:50,570 --> 00:44:53,239
(THUNDERCLAP)
334
00:44:53,364 --> 00:44:55,992
Hey, wait a minute.
335
00:44:56,534 --> 00:44:58,244
Everything's cool.
336
00:44:58,369 --> 00:45:00,413
I said the words. I did!
337
00:45:02,331 --> 00:45:04,625
No, wait.
338
00:45:18,556 --> 00:45:22,060
You people seek cover. To the parapet!
339
00:45:22,935 --> 00:45:24,979
Seek your children!
340
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:31,444
Something's wrong. Something's amiss.
341
00:46:33,631 --> 00:46:35,675
(BIRDS TWEET)
342
00:46:42,265 --> 00:46:45,142
I'll crush ya!
I'll mash you to paste, you bony creeps!
343
00:46:49,188 --> 00:46:51,232
(GAGS AND COUGHS)
344
00:46:54,860 --> 00:46:58,364
Keep your damn filthy bones
outta my mouth.
345
00:47:14,380 --> 00:47:15,923
(THUNDERCLAP)
346
00:47:16,048 --> 00:47:18,092
Come on!
347
00:47:22,888 --> 00:47:26,517
I'm through being their garbage boy.
I did my part.
348
00:47:26,642 --> 00:47:30,521
Now I want back, like in the deal. Hyah!
349
00:47:39,572 --> 00:47:41,615
(GROWLS)
350
00:47:44,201 --> 00:47:47,705
I... live...
351
00:47:49,290 --> 00:47:51,834
again.
352
00:48:01,427 --> 00:48:05,473
There! The Promised One!
The Promised One's returned!
353
00:48:05,931 --> 00:48:08,142
Raise the portcullis!
354
00:48:13,606 --> 00:48:16,567
SOLDIER: Welcome home!
355
00:48:20,654 --> 00:48:23,574
Only he is the Promised One!
356
00:48:23,699 --> 00:48:27,119
He's brought the Necronomicon!
He's brought the book!
357
00:48:27,244 --> 00:48:29,455
Yeah. Great, great.
358
00:48:29,622 --> 00:48:32,083
Get the fuck outta my face.
359
00:48:37,713 --> 00:48:41,467
The Necronomicon, quickly.
Did you bring the Necronomicon?
360
00:48:42,802 --> 00:48:45,429
- Yeah. It's just that...
- Just what?
361
00:48:46,847 --> 00:48:49,225
Nothin'. Here.
362
00:48:55,731 --> 00:48:58,692
Now send me back, like in the deal.
363
00:48:58,818 --> 00:49:03,614
When you removed the Necronomicon
from the cradle, did you speak the words?
364
00:49:03,739 --> 00:49:06,700
- Yeah... basically.
- Did you speak the exact words?
365
00:49:06,826 --> 00:49:11,288
Maybe I didn't say every single tiny
syllable, but basically I said 'em, yeah.
366
00:49:11,413 --> 00:49:14,625
Dung-eating fool! Thou hast doomed us all!
367
00:49:14,750 --> 00:49:18,420
When thou misspoke the words,
the army of the dead awoke.
368
00:49:18,546 --> 00:49:20,798
Whoa right there, spinach-chin.
369
00:49:20,923 --> 00:49:23,884
You said that you could clean
this mess up once you got that book,
370
00:49:24,009 --> 00:49:27,888
you said there's a passage in there that
could get rid of this thing and send me back.
371
00:49:28,013 --> 00:49:32,434
The book still possesses the power
to send you back, but to us it is useless.
372
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,145
The evil has a hunger
for the Necronomicon,
373
00:49:35,646 --> 00:49:38,148
and it will come here to get it.
374
00:49:38,732 --> 00:49:40,818
We had a deal.
375
00:49:40,943 --> 00:49:45,781
You wanted the book, I got it for you.
I did my part, now you send me back.
376
00:49:45,906 --> 00:49:51,829
Very well. As we are men of our word,
we shall honour our bargain.
377
00:49:52,705 --> 00:49:55,874
The wisemen shall return you
to your own time.
378
00:49:56,750 --> 00:49:58,794
Yeah?
379
00:50:00,421 --> 00:50:02,965
Yeah, right, cos that was the deal.
380
00:50:03,090 --> 00:50:08,012
So when do you think
we can start with all the...
381
00:50:08,137 --> 00:50:11,056
thing and the...
382
00:50:11,724 --> 00:50:16,478
When do you think we can start
with all the ceremony and the...
383
00:50:16,604 --> 00:50:18,355
You know, like...
384
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:22,818
You know, cos...
sooner's always better than later, right?
385
00:50:22,943 --> 00:50:26,238
Ach! Wretched excuse for a man!
386
00:50:26,363 --> 00:50:29,533
The wisemen were fools to trust in you.
387
00:50:30,534 --> 00:50:34,455
- MAN 1: I knew he couldn't be trusted.
- MAN 2: I trusted him!
388
00:50:35,581 --> 00:50:38,459
I still believe that thou wilt help us.
389
00:50:38,584 --> 00:50:42,463
Ah, Sheila, don't you get it? It's over.
390
00:50:43,881 --> 00:50:46,425
I didn't have what it took.
391
00:50:48,344 --> 00:50:50,387
So long.
392
00:50:54,975 --> 00:50:56,852
You would leave me?
393
00:50:56,977 --> 00:50:59,438
Cripes! I don't belong here.
394
00:51:01,231 --> 00:51:03,567
I got a chance to go back
and I'm takin' it.
395
00:51:03,692 --> 00:51:08,447
But what of the things that we shared?
What of the sweet words that you spoke?
396
00:51:08,572 --> 00:51:10,407
Oh, well...
397
00:51:11,367 --> 00:51:15,537
Well, that's just what
we call pillow talk, baby. That's all.
398
00:51:15,662 --> 00:51:18,123
It was more than that.
399
00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:22,127
I still have faith in thee.
400
00:51:22,252 --> 00:51:25,714
I still believe that
thou wilt stay and save us. I...
401
00:51:31,178 --> 00:51:33,013
Coward!
402
00:51:35,599 --> 00:51:37,768
- (SCREECHING)
- MAN: Look out!
403
00:51:42,606 --> 00:51:44,441
(SCREAMS)
404
00:51:54,493 --> 00:51:57,287
Ash, help me!
405
00:51:57,412 --> 00:51:58,789
Sheila!
406
00:52:12,386 --> 00:52:15,305
Hold your arms! You'll hit the girl!
407
00:52:26,275 --> 00:52:28,277
Damn you!
408
00:52:28,402 --> 00:52:30,445
(SHEILA SCREAMS)
409
00:52:46,378 --> 00:52:48,964
Dig, damn you!
410
00:52:49,089 --> 00:52:51,091
Dig faster!
411
00:52:51,216 --> 00:52:55,721
I shall command every worm-infested
son of a bitch that ever died in battle.
412
00:52:55,846 --> 00:52:58,181
You, there! Handsomely, now!
413
00:52:58,307 --> 00:53:01,018
We shall storm the castle and get my book.
414
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:04,104
Hoist, you damnable varlets!
415
00:53:05,689 --> 00:53:08,025
(COUGHS)
416
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:12,237
Welcome back to the land of the livin'.
417
00:53:12,362 --> 00:53:14,823
Now pick up a shovel and get digging!
418
00:53:17,117 --> 00:53:19,369
Bring on the wench!
419
00:53:23,749 --> 00:53:25,792
(LOW GROWL)
420
00:53:30,797 --> 00:53:32,883
Gimme me some sugar, baby.
421
00:53:33,008 --> 00:53:34,635
(SCREAMS)
422
00:53:36,053 --> 00:53:37,846
Well...
423
00:53:38,764 --> 00:53:42,976
now, ain't you the sweet little thing?
424
00:53:46,021 --> 00:53:48,899
Don't touch me, you foul thing.
425
00:54:01,370 --> 00:54:03,121
Come on.
426
00:54:03,246 --> 00:54:05,791
That's it.
427
00:54:18,345 --> 00:54:21,431
We got plans for you, girly-girl. Move!
428
00:54:23,141 --> 00:54:26,978
Blast your bones,
you dig 'em all out, you heathens!
429
00:54:27,104 --> 00:54:29,147
(SHEILA SCREAMS)
430
00:54:36,321 --> 00:54:38,865
A scout approaches!
431
00:54:44,913 --> 00:54:47,457
Hey, get his horse.
432
00:54:47,916 --> 00:54:49,042
Arise.
433
00:54:49,167 --> 00:54:52,796
My lord, an army of the dead gather,
and they approach the castle.
434
00:54:52,921 --> 00:54:55,465
- How far from here?
- But two days' ride.
435
00:54:55,590 --> 00:54:59,261
- These winged ones are only the first.
- Perhaps we should leave.
436
00:54:59,386 --> 00:55:01,888
We could be safe in the mountains.
437
00:55:02,013 --> 00:55:04,766
- It has been foretold.
- They'll take our souls.
438
00:55:04,891 --> 00:55:07,811
I'm afraid. I don't want to die!
439
00:55:07,936 --> 00:55:09,688
(GUNSHOT)
440
00:55:09,813 --> 00:55:12,315
That's it,
441
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:14,401
go ahead and run!
442
00:55:14,526 --> 00:55:17,737
Run home and cry to mamma!
443
00:55:17,863 --> 00:55:19,906
Me?
444
00:55:20,031 --> 00:55:22,075
I'm through runnin'!
445
00:55:23,910 --> 00:55:26,746
I say we stay here and fight it out.
446
00:55:26,872 --> 00:55:31,334
Are all men from the future
loudmouthed braggarts?
447
00:55:31,459 --> 00:55:33,086
Nope.
448
00:55:33,211 --> 00:55:36,464
Just me, baby. Just me.
449
00:55:37,090 --> 00:55:40,969
How will we fight an army of the dead
at our castle walls?
450
00:55:41,094 --> 00:55:43,805
How will you fight that? More words?
451
00:55:43,930 --> 00:55:48,727
Most of our people have already fled.
We are but 60 men.
452
00:55:49,311 --> 00:55:53,273
Then we'll get Henry the Red
and his men to fight with us.
453
00:55:55,525 --> 00:55:59,446
Now... who's with me?
454
00:56:13,668 --> 00:56:15,712
I'll stand by ya.
455
00:56:17,714 --> 00:56:20,300
You can count on my steel.
456
00:56:20,425 --> 00:56:24,220
- MAN: I'll offer up my courage.
- My sword's by your side.
457
00:56:24,346 --> 00:56:28,683
- I'm with you!
- I'll be the backbone to your will, sir.
458
00:56:28,808 --> 00:56:32,062
(MEN SHOUT AGREEMENT)
459
00:56:32,771 --> 00:56:34,898
(ALL SHOUT) Hail! Hail!
460
00:56:35,023 --> 00:56:37,067
Hail! Hail!
461
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,653
Hail! Hail!
462
00:56:39,903 --> 00:56:42,781
Hail! Hail!
463
00:56:52,916 --> 00:56:54,876
Well, my dear,
464
00:56:55,001 --> 00:56:57,545
say hello to the boys.
465
00:57:03,093 --> 00:57:06,054
SKELETON: There's a sight for sore bones.
466
00:57:10,183 --> 00:57:12,519
I may be bad,
467
00:57:12,644 --> 00:57:16,189
but I feel... good.
468
00:57:16,731 --> 00:57:19,484
- Who rules?
- You, my lord.
469
00:57:19,609 --> 00:57:22,570
- To the castle.
- (ALL SHOUT) The castle!
470
00:57:22,696 --> 00:57:26,199
- But the men are afraid!
- Has Henry not answered our scout?
471
00:57:26,324 --> 00:57:28,785
Quit your bellyachin'!
472
00:57:28,910 --> 00:57:31,788
I know you're scared.
473
00:57:31,913 --> 00:57:34,582
We're all scared.
474
00:57:34,707 --> 00:57:37,627
But that doesn't mean we're cowards.
475
00:57:37,752 --> 00:57:40,839
We can take these Deadites.
We can take 'em!
476
00:57:42,257 --> 00:57:44,300
With science.
477
00:57:48,805 --> 00:57:52,934
- Come now! Come!
- C'mon, fellas, push! Heave-ho.
478
00:58:43,776 --> 00:58:46,738
Over, over! Now, tilt, tilt, tilt!
479
00:59:23,441 --> 00:59:25,026
Hagh! Huh!
480
00:59:25,151 --> 00:59:26,903
Hai! Gagh!
481
00:59:27,028 --> 00:59:29,989
(ALL SHOUT) Hagh! Huh! Hai! Gagh!
482
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,034
Yeah!
483
00:59:34,744 --> 00:59:38,873
They're coming! The Deadites approach!
484
00:59:43,836 --> 00:59:47,423
ARTHUR: Quickly, you worthless fools!
They'll be on us anon!
485
00:59:47,548 --> 00:59:49,592
Come on, guys.
486
00:59:53,304 --> 00:59:57,934
SOLDIER: The moment of truth is almost
here. You men better not fail me now.
487
01:00:13,741 --> 01:00:16,202
There's so damn many of 'em.
488
01:00:29,549 --> 01:00:31,592
I need more men.
489
01:00:33,886 --> 01:00:36,347
(FIFES PLAY MARTIAL MUSIC)
490
01:01:14,177 --> 01:01:18,306
Battle stations!
Get those rocks up, mister! On the double!
491
01:01:18,431 --> 01:01:20,183
Ready the catapult!
492
01:01:20,308 --> 01:01:23,019
By God, let's give 'em what for!
493
01:01:32,195 --> 01:01:34,947
- Halt!
- Company, halt!
494
01:01:35,072 --> 01:01:37,116
Company, halt!
495
01:01:47,418 --> 01:01:49,462
(HISSES)
496
01:02:02,016 --> 01:02:04,060
(GROWLS OF ANTICIPATION)
497
01:02:37,927 --> 01:02:41,013
- Looking glass.
- Aye, sire.
498
01:02:44,558 --> 01:02:46,394
(GROWLS)
499
01:02:48,521 --> 01:02:51,524
Once I possess the Necronomicon,
500
01:02:52,149 --> 01:02:57,321
I shall rule and you shall be my queen.
501
01:03:03,452 --> 01:03:05,329
(HORSE WHINNIES)
502
01:03:09,417 --> 01:03:11,460
Whoa.
503
01:03:11,585 --> 01:03:14,422
My lord, we are positioned on both fronts.
504
01:03:14,547 --> 01:03:17,967
Fine, fine, fine.
Where are they keeping my book?
505
01:03:18,092 --> 01:03:20,970
There, beyond the drawbridge
in the second wall.
506
01:03:21,095 --> 01:03:23,264
That would be the safest place.
507
01:03:23,389 --> 01:03:28,102
I will not allow anything to keep me
from possessing that Necronomicon.
508
01:03:29,854 --> 01:03:34,358
Now, bring me forth into that castle!
509
01:03:34,483 --> 01:03:37,486
- Forward!
- SOLDIER: Forward!
510
01:03:37,611 --> 01:03:42,032
Cry 'Havoc!'
and let loose the dogs of war!
511
01:03:42,158 --> 01:03:45,244
To the castle!
512
01:03:49,206 --> 01:03:50,624
Excellent.
513
01:03:53,461 --> 01:03:56,088
Death to the mortals!
514
01:03:59,383 --> 01:04:00,885
Arrows!
515
01:04:01,010 --> 01:04:02,678
Bows!
516
01:04:02,803 --> 01:04:04,638
Load!
517
01:04:05,639 --> 01:04:07,475
Draw!
518
01:04:17,234 --> 01:04:19,278
Torch boy!
519
01:04:25,242 --> 01:04:27,286
(WAR CRIES)
520
01:05:01,070 --> 01:05:02,363
Steady.
521
01:05:09,161 --> 01:05:11,330
Fire!
522
01:05:13,082 --> 01:05:15,668
Advance, you fiends! Advance!
523
01:05:26,345 --> 01:05:27,680
Ooh!
524
01:05:27,930 --> 01:05:28,931
Ooh!
525
01:05:31,767 --> 01:05:34,520
Yeah, baby!
526
01:05:39,316 --> 01:05:40,943
All right!
527
01:05:43,821 --> 01:05:46,907
Sire, a second division,
approaching from the south.
528
01:05:48,325 --> 01:05:51,036
Ram the gates!
529
01:05:55,291 --> 01:05:56,875
Catapults.
530
01:05:57,001 --> 01:05:59,211
Catapults up!
531
01:05:59,336 --> 01:06:02,631
Come on, men! Move it! Swing them round!
532
01:06:02,756 --> 01:06:04,800
That's it. Heave-ho!
533
01:06:07,344 --> 01:06:09,763
Yeah!
534
01:06:09,888 --> 01:06:12,266
Fire!
535
01:06:28,115 --> 01:06:29,033
Yeah!
536
01:06:31,452 --> 01:06:33,454
Seek cover!
537
01:06:33,912 --> 01:06:35,956
- Watch out!
- Make way!
538
01:06:39,460 --> 01:06:41,503
(CHEERING)
539
01:06:44,256 --> 01:06:48,552
Ooh! Ooh, you miserable bags of bones!
540
01:06:48,677 --> 01:06:51,764
Pick yourselves up and sally f...
541
01:06:53,390 --> 01:06:55,225
sally f...
542
01:06:56,018 --> 01:06:57,853
sally forth!
543
01:07:12,801 --> 01:07:14,637
Forward!
544
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:19,600
Buttress the door, now!
545
01:07:30,027 --> 01:07:32,655
Agh! Hold fast!
546
01:07:35,991 --> 01:07:37,826
Rocks!
547
01:07:43,499 --> 01:07:45,584
Ooh, that's gotta hurt!
548
01:07:45,709 --> 01:07:48,379
Oh, you cretins! Arrows!
549
01:07:48,504 --> 01:07:50,339
Load. Fire!
550
01:07:56,553 --> 01:07:59,431
We'll ram it down the bastards' throat!
551
01:08:01,183 --> 01:08:03,602
The castle is ours!
552
01:08:04,061 --> 01:08:05,687
(WAR CRY)
553
01:08:08,816 --> 01:08:12,069
Kill the mortals!
554
01:08:14,196 --> 01:08:15,989
(CACKLES)
555
01:08:36,844 --> 01:08:38,762
Hagh! Huh! Hai! Gagh!
556
01:08:39,012 --> 01:08:41,056
Hagh! Huh! Hai! Gagh!
557
01:08:47,312 --> 01:08:50,190
Fall back! Man the parapet!
558
01:08:50,315 --> 01:08:53,068
Protect the book!
559
01:08:53,193 --> 01:08:54,862
God save us all.
560
01:09:00,075 --> 01:09:02,870
Say hello to the 21st century! Yeah!
561
01:09:07,124 --> 01:09:09,418
(CHEERING)
562
01:09:15,549 --> 01:09:17,801
Come on! I got plenty for everybody!
563
01:09:18,468 --> 01:09:19,887
Look out!
564
01:09:23,849 --> 01:09:25,684
(WHISTLE)
565
01:09:32,190 --> 01:09:35,068
It's the one in the cart we want. Get him!
566
01:09:44,786 --> 01:09:46,121
(CHEERING)
567
01:09:58,550 --> 01:10:00,761
(GASPS)
568
01:10:09,937 --> 01:10:12,189
Sheila.
569
01:10:36,672 --> 01:10:40,050
- We've secured the courtyard, m'lord.
- Excellent.
570
01:10:45,222 --> 01:10:47,057
(SCREAMS)
571
01:11:02,489 --> 01:11:06,118
- SKELETON: Hey, you're mine, sweetie!
- Get off of her!
572
01:11:12,999 --> 01:11:15,043
ARTHUR: Damn you!
573
01:11:18,046 --> 01:11:20,757
- My lord!
- Stay with the book!
574
01:11:20,882 --> 01:11:23,301
SKELETON: The book will be ours!
575
01:11:26,972 --> 01:11:30,809
The Red! The Red!
Duke Henry and his men have come!
576
01:11:30,934 --> 01:11:34,187
HENRY: For king and castle!
577
01:11:34,312 --> 01:11:39,359
Blows, blood and death!
578
01:11:42,779 --> 01:11:45,198
We are saved! Ha-ha!
579
01:11:55,375 --> 01:11:59,045
Onward, valiant cousins!
Their ranks are broke!
580
01:12:06,469 --> 01:12:07,762
Oops.
581
01:12:09,681 --> 01:12:11,516
Hello.
582
01:12:20,859 --> 01:12:22,944
The book is mine.
583
01:12:30,869 --> 01:12:33,121
I'll cut your gizzard out.
584
01:12:33,747 --> 01:12:36,291
Where'd he go? Hey!
585
01:12:46,509 --> 01:12:49,179
Come to papa.
586
01:12:49,304 --> 01:12:50,931
Get him!
587
01:13:26,424 --> 01:13:28,259
Right.
588
01:13:34,891 --> 01:13:37,519
You found me beautiful once.
589
01:13:37,644 --> 01:13:40,647
Honey, you got real ugly.
590
01:13:41,231 --> 01:13:43,441
(SCREAMS)
591
01:13:57,205 --> 01:13:59,499
There we are.
592
01:14:08,216 --> 01:14:11,886
Wanna play rough, eh? OK.
593
01:14:41,624 --> 01:14:44,419
You're going down.
594
01:14:44,544 --> 01:14:46,963
- I'm goin' up.
- I'm comin' for ya.
595
01:14:47,088 --> 01:14:49,132
(CACKLES)
596
01:15:12,447 --> 01:15:14,491
- Excuse me.
- Come on!
597
01:15:14,616 --> 01:15:16,451
All right!
598
01:15:18,036 --> 01:15:21,289
You're pissin' me off,
you ugly son of a bitch!
599
01:15:39,224 --> 01:15:41,935
I'll spoil those good looks!
600
01:15:44,229 --> 01:15:46,606
Backstabber!
601
01:16:03,289 --> 01:16:04,874
Tally-ho!
602
01:16:08,127 --> 01:16:11,422
- (CACKLES)
- We can't hold the battlements!
603
01:16:11,547 --> 01:16:14,717
We will hold. We must protect the book.
604
01:16:17,261 --> 01:16:19,305
(EERIE BREATHING)
605
01:16:29,857 --> 01:16:32,652
I got a bone to pick with you.
606
01:16:32,777 --> 01:16:34,487
Come on!
607
01:16:40,827 --> 01:16:42,704
I'll slice your gizzard open.
608
01:16:59,053 --> 01:17:02,515
Now you're mine! Let's go!
609
01:17:22,043 --> 01:17:24,671
At last, the book!
610
01:17:30,134 --> 01:17:33,930
I possess the Necronomicon.
I've crushed your pathetic army.
611
01:17:34,055 --> 01:17:36,307
Now I'll have my vengeance!
612
01:17:36,432 --> 01:17:39,727
Buckle up, bonehead,
cos you're goin' for a ride.
613
01:17:39,852 --> 01:17:41,354
Huh?
614
01:17:41,479 --> 01:17:43,356
(SCREAMS)
615
01:17:56,286 --> 01:17:58,871
(CHEERING)
616
01:17:58,997 --> 01:18:02,125
- Retreat! Retreat!
- Let's get the hell out of here!
617
01:18:30,862 --> 01:18:33,906
SOLDIER: If it's a fight you want...
618
01:18:34,032 --> 01:18:36,492
Watch 'em, lads.
619
01:18:36,617 --> 01:18:40,329
If it's a fight they're lookin' for,
they're gonna get it.
620
01:19:11,319 --> 01:19:13,362
(ALL CHEER)
621
01:19:26,084 --> 01:19:29,420
- Your hand, man!
- Hey, Henry. You had us goin'.
622
01:19:29,545 --> 01:19:31,881
- Arthur.
- Well won, my friend.
623
01:19:32,006 --> 01:19:34,609
We've won the day. Yeah!
624
01:19:34,709 --> 01:19:36,753
ALL: Yeah!
625
01:19:40,214 --> 01:19:44,343
ARTHUR: We're brothers, men.
A new kingdom shall be born!
626
01:19:47,138 --> 01:19:50,183
The book tells us that,
once you drink this liquid
627
01:19:50,308 --> 01:19:54,145
and recite the words
"Klaatu verata nikto",
628
01:19:54,270 --> 01:19:57,690
thou shalt awaken in thine own time.
629
01:19:59,650 --> 01:20:03,780
Remember, you must recite
the words exactly.
630
01:20:34,727 --> 01:20:36,562
Hyah!
631
01:20:56,457 --> 01:20:58,376
I thought about staying.
632
01:20:58,501 --> 01:21:03,005
They offered me the chance to lead them,
to teach them, to be king.
633
01:21:03,798 --> 01:21:06,050
- Uh-huh.
- But my place is here.
634
01:21:06,175 --> 01:21:10,179
So I swallowed the juice,
said the words, and here I am.
635
01:21:10,304 --> 01:21:13,766
Did you say the words right this time?
636
01:21:13,891 --> 01:21:18,688
Maybe I didn't say every tiny little
syllable, but basically I said 'em, yeah.
637
01:21:20,982 --> 01:21:22,858
Basically.
638
01:21:25,736 --> 01:21:28,990
You know that story about
how you could have been king?
639
01:21:29,115 --> 01:21:31,575
I, uh, think it's kinda cute.
640
01:21:32,743 --> 01:21:34,704
Yeah.
641
01:21:34,829 --> 01:21:36,872
(EERIE SHOUTING)
642
01:21:42,670 --> 01:21:44,505
(SCREAMS)
643
01:21:53,014 --> 01:21:54,390
Die!
644
01:22:05,609 --> 01:22:07,445
(GUNSHOT)
645
01:22:08,863 --> 01:22:12,116
Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave the store.
646
01:22:12,241 --> 01:22:14,368
Who the hell are you?
647
01:22:14,493 --> 01:22:16,537
Name's Ash.
648
01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:19,373
Housewares.
649
01:22:40,144 --> 01:22:42,605
I'll swallow your soul.
650
01:22:43,022 --> 01:22:45,399
Come get some.
651
01:23:04,460 --> 01:23:07,004
Sure, I could have stayed in the past.
652
01:23:09,006 --> 01:23:11,467
Could have even been king.
653
01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:15,179
But, in my own way,
654
01:23:15,304 --> 01:23:17,348
I am king.
655
01:23:18,474 --> 01:23:20,935
Hail to the king, baby.
656
01:28:39,294 --> 01:28:41,671
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01:28:43,965 --> 01:28:46,009
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