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you

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they are here they're here they just

drove up who is here but you know what

Yuma call it the lawyer for the

foundation Andrus Cotton's with him I

saw them getting out of the car this

place looking like a flickering for us

semiannual wigging I suppose frisbee is

all this nonsense is mistaken and will

you please smile at her gentlemen this

is very undignified if you think you're

being funny I good morning gentlemen

good morning miss titled entirely miss

that nor shall I know you go ahead mr.

setter I would be brief as possible

gentlemen today two hundred and

eighty-three thousand dollars have been

expended on the writing of this history

of music I hope you realize that Miss

Hawkins father the late Daniel s Totten

left only a quarter of a million dollars

for this project every additional penny

has to come from miss tuppence pocket

you've been at it for ten years now No

all right nine i want your frank

estimate of how much longer you will

take me three years before it cannot be

it just cannot be Oh My dear Miss tuck

and surely you don't want to discontinue

your father's great gesture towards

human enlightenment do you human

enlightenment nonsense professor my

father was a disappointed musician he

was never able to master a single

instrument so he decided to manufacture

pianos and because his name was not

included with Steinway and Meyer and

Chickering he decided to finance this

project exactly and you'll have to get

it done with quickly slap it together

what excuse me mr. seda may I have a

word hello professor frisbee

hello miss Totten you said slap it

together

we're not the slapping together kind

he's right and this is not an ordinary

encyclopedia of music what's different

about this except that it's taking

longer

don't interrupt mr. setter in what way

is this different professor frisbee well

as far as I know this is the first

history of music which in addition to

its written volumes will have albums of

recorded music now in my own field of

folk music I'm not interested don't need

a rap mr. sitter

go on professor I'm appealing to you mr.

Hutton to your vision and to your heart

perhaps I'm maybe a little inarticulate

but I've somehow always regarded you as

you know what I mean miss Donna of

course well it was my father's dying

wish and you do make such an eloquent

plea but all this seems so useless

exactly it's not only useless dull

unromantic but unprofitable My dear mr.

seta bringing the peoples of the world

closer together through the universal

language of music and hardly be termed

useless dull and unromantic

our work is anything but that it's often

very exciting Oh fiddlesticks yes even

emotional really

yes mr. Hutton we only the other day we

were recording a Polynesian chant when I

get to the point the point is mr. said

that the chant was exciting and it was

emotional concern itself with the

relation of music the courtship

courtship my dear frisbee if you think

that there just a minute mr. seta I'm

very interested professor well perhaps

we can demonstrate it for miss cotton

yes that's demonstrate oh I don't think

that would be the logical thing very

good idea oh please do I'd love to hear

it well now mr. Houghton imagine the

setting in an island courtship there's a

vacant hut the nuptial had all been

decked with flowers and nearby the

maiden awaits the arrival of her lover

oh excuse me professor

oddly you will be the maiden okay hardly

must die professor frisbee you will just

stand over there toggling clean now mr.

Hutton has the lover approaches from the

opposite side of the village he is Laden

down with gifts and the beating of the

drum signalizes at the beginning of the

courtship

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as he comes near the village his

relatives take up the oddly that was

quite adequate for the recording but I

feel the air of reality is somewhat

strained yeah frisbee I didn't want to

do it anyway I know that Professor

perhaps I could very well if you will

just stand here in this town and when I

give you the mating call you give it

right back to me now imagine I'm coming

around the corner of the same Hut

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I'm afraid mr. Hardin you'll have to

employ a great deal more abandon both in

voice and posture

oh I neglected to tell you about the

posture it's the native position being

somewhat more like this and it has a yes

that's fine mr. hutton now imagine I'm

coming around the corner of the Hat

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the drums intensifies fever if the music

is entered into his blood his nostrils

are distended and his eyes are gleam and

the singing goes on like this sorry miss

Hutton I'm merely assuming the role of

the lover and you the role of the maiden

I owe this call as the lovers greeting

and it is accomplished by the

diaphragmatic pressure so necessary to

the primitive sound in this fashion

would you try that miss tannin please

well that's very good mr. an you seem to

caught the spirit quite well now now

would you try that once with me

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I don't like to interrupt but you've

caught the spirit extremely well mist

hardened now from this point on the

dance just continues until her lover

takes the maiden in his arms and carries

her away but I don't think there's any

point in demonstrating their wonderful

simply wonderful mister totten I thought

you decided I liked it I liked it yes

the work of the foundation must continue

goodbye thank you I enjoyed every second

of it

mister totten you know that your

previous are very much indebted to you I

don't know whether our behavior was in

keeping with the seriousness of our work

Oh however I do feel our actions were

justified we beg your pardon yes sir d

we hope you don't mind we came through

the window who are you

we're the window water Oh what is what

you won

well you gentlemen are long hairs aren't

you this place got some connection with

music ain't there shun washing on the

other side for a couple of days and

listening to you we figured maybe you

could help us out in what way with this

quiz program on the radio what is it

that's the musical queries it has

questions and answers and you gotta play

the tune maybe we should have got a

radio well just what is your trouble

well I'm clear answers if I know the

answer but he can't play them if you

don't know have you got the questions

with you sure he's got it yes yes right

here question first questions number

and if what eminent counsel counsel

Oh what eminent contrapuntal us

literally gave his name to a musical

world oh yeah that would be my

department you on Sebastian Bach pleased

to meet you how do you do how are you

mr. buff here mister I know mr. Bach mr.

Bach was born in eisenach in Germany in

the year 1750 and died in 1685 are you

sure about that mr. yes I'm sure he died

they buried him on a contact well the

way you got it him get ball oh well

maybe I'm wrong he was born in in 1685

and died in 1750 mr. Bach wrote

beautiful music beautifully it makes

good beer too I didn't know that yeah

the conversation referred to as a few

goodbye mr. Bach with the letters of his

name b-flat a C and B natural be hey C B

ba that is all right does it

I'm asking you the Germans of course use

the letter H for our B natural meaning B

flat when they say B he just need to

know the two you mean just a few bars

for recognition that's it I'd be very

happy to play it there you are they're

all into it that's all there is just

four notes well I'm gonna leave some

stuff in my left hand and the B's there

when I give you the name of my head

you're giving them four moves up there

very good

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most unusual it's amazing they're

remarkable construction in the base

pattern you think so

I'd like to hear more of it oh I can't

do much with this bob guy

no he's too square maybe the next cat's

got a little more B who's got the next

question he's got a frisbee the second

question please hmm oh I did write here

what bit of African terpsichore came

from the pen of a Norwegian composer

that would be you that is easy that

would be a nice response you know the

melody wagon bro oh yes I know Anitra's

dance is from Greeks incidental music

for if since pair gained would you like

to play it

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Wow

reminds me of the Chicano AAPIs Acharya

except that the amazing variations on

the melody depends so much on their

secures combination of whom they are a

tonic and sub diverticula notice the

double quadruple figure 8 okay Wookiee

what's that well you see we've been shut

in here for a long time too long going

on for some time man alive and are there

any other forms of this new folk music

besides that sure I swing jab jump blues

to be Dix is rebar and watch that leap

up at the boobity de la Vida deep to

Reba Reba did you hear that professor 15

and your book on folk music is almost

finished

gentlemen I'm an idiot an absolute idiot

and I'm terribly grateful to both of you

for making me aware of it do you realize

that since we've been cooped up here

music has changed and changed

considerably I've been completely

unaware of this situation however I

intend to rectify it immediately what

are you going to do I don't know I don't

know I think perhaps the only solution

is gentlemen I'm going out out out into

the world out of this house how to tap

the major sources of this new music

boochi boochi to be Dixie jump jive

swing early bobbidi boo boo did the big

Reba exactly and I should be leaving now

oh it's going happy I should like to go

to crispy food I know why couldn't be

yes bream I couldn't really leave

gentlemen or as much as I would love to

have you come along it was my oversight

thing you'd be losing a full day's work

after all this is my field just where

would you go for his beef I'm going out

to the nightclub to the dance halls yes

even the honky tonks you frightened no

good bye good bye good luck man

Oh would you mind leaving the key under

the mat I may not be home until 9:00

this evening

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I'm worried about the whole thing aiya

but I uh I I beg your pardon could you

tell me what time the music starts for

the other fella the joint the nope of

another couple of hours

another pepper well thank you thank you

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how do you do mr. nail power how do you

do

my name is a frisbee and and where that

this card is self-explanatory mr. power

we're conducting a roundtable research

we'd like very much for you to attend

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men stood on

and

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well old-line Barnabas stood on the

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Bible in the book of James Christ was a

healing the triple and the lame giving

the pole ramp the need in prison healing

the sick and raising the dead well they

tell me when he passed through Galilee

he passed by a man that couldn't see the

man's line and crippled from birth tell

me that his name was blind Barnabas when

Barnabas heard that the Lord was nigh he

fell on his knees and began to cry

crying the older man of Galilee read the

mighty

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daddy you I'm gonna teach you some blue

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from now on that's all you'll be able to

you do you hear me daddy oh I'm gonna

teach you some blue however you wanted

it I say no so whenever you wanted me I

tagged along but that lipstick on his

shirt isn't mine

so I'm getting off it's the end of the

line do you hear me daddy oh I'm gonna

teach you some blue well I've got to be

the only Billy in the stall you gave me

the runaround and you wanted to run

around so run ain't long if we never

meet again it's too soon and I'll make a

bet you'll be changing your tune do you

hear me daddy oh I'm gonna teach you

some blue

however you wanted it I sang your song

whenever you wanted me I tagged along

but that lipstick on your shirt is the

end of the line do you hear me Theriot

I'm gonna teach you some blue I'm gonna

teach you some

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come on right

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Wow you gotta get dressed and get out of

here before they slap us apini on you a

subpoena Shh come on we'll talk about it

in the dress code

why can't you tell me here now what is

all this subpoena business I would call

a pony what happened to her nothing but

the Indian happened to Ernie Hart

Ernie hard White's home Tony not to

monkey with him only won't anymore the

funerals tomorrow but Tony didn't have

nothing to do with it did he money oh no

Tony as innocent as the normal me who

said Tony had anything to do with it who

was framed honey honesty was the DA's

trying to pin it on him just because

they found that ring near the body

what ring that ring you gave Tony for

his birthday yeah it was a little too

big for me remember well it slipped off

and Tony lost it someplace that's why

you're gonna beat it and stay undercover

what for what's it got to do with me

right now they can't fool that ring was

Tony's but when the DA finds out you

bought it and everybody knows about you

and Tony well it'd look awful bad for

him you're what they call him eternal

witness

Tony mixed up in a murder I we got to

get you out of here before they slap his

opinion who is it uh I'd like to have a

few words with you in regard to an

investigation I'm conducting just a

minute

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yeah how do you do miss Swanson hello

I hate to intrude like this but this

inquiry is really very important get

this I don't know from nothing

hoho but I'm sure you do you could

probably help me more than anyone all I

would like is a little a good time say

an hour so a date are you a cop or

aren't you okay okay cop

no I'm not a cop what are you selling

selling nothing I'm from the Tartan

foundation I don't wear it oh no no no

I'm professor of Frisbee the Tartan

musical foundation oh oh and what is

this investigation professor Paul well

it concerns itself with modern chairs

and other forms of popular music I I'd

like you to help them would you mind yes

I would well and in case you change your

mind here's my card it's the address of

the foundation also address honey

Swanson what do you want oh just put the

quorum we'll get out the window right in

there

open up District Attorney's Office where

- just keep cruising Jack where are we

going well about that warehouse on

where's the limit no too many rats hey

wait a minute where are you taking me

we can't take you to your place I'll let

it cover it but you live someplace don't

you yeah sure and the cops nowhere

I thought of a hotel but they'll fan

every hotel in town I could change my

name there's an anyway take chances it's

an awful nice warehouse

he says rats well maybe a few little

bitty mom that's out I got I got an

undertaker and with business the way it

is he's always bound to have an extra

slab that's fine that's all I know keep

singing

and what's this

totten foundation hobart frisbee oh

that's a professor jerky mustard

Oh

I never would have it seems impossible

have I missed anything

no oddly I was just explaining an I

repeat gentlemen I actually heard

rimsky-korsakov played on a washboard of

a bicycle pump a saccade plunger of some

sort and pots and pans had no manners

when was he got of pots and pans if you

had nothing to drink with buttermilk all

quite sure what else was there please

tell us

I heard remarkable music strange rhythms

I talked to people what kind of sorts of

people musicians singers Horus carry my

son Andy did you go backstage yes yes

stage I had one conversation with a

young girl in her dressing room

unfortunately she wasn't interested in

our project blonde a brunette oh I don't

remember I didn't notice I once went

backstage to see pavlova imagine

ballerinas and all that tights I suppose

naturally in touch with an edible smell

of rice powder on bare shoulders it's

getting late gentlemen perhaps we should

go to bed Oh Brisbane yeah this being

your travel is this evening did you

encounter any music where the melodic

figure and straight eighths has changed

to one a home for dealing character

what's that

Oh Ferdy be but a reading here Martin oh

well that's one of the books I procured

this afternoon jazz hot and how that's

very interesting I should like to read

it after you're through with it yeah I

particularly like rhythm for the strange

fascination for me I can understand that

but I wouldn't allow myself to neglect

the Palestina research well that's our

doorbell at 3 o clock in the morning

oh that will be the revisions on

Stravinsky's new ballet I asked him to

be sent by air mail special I'll get it

oh my later school kids in my class

oh no just my colleagues oh hi I must

apologize for their lack of a time oh

that's alright

and for the fact that I don't have any

coat on you know once I watch my big

brother shave oh you did

frankly your coming here was the last

thing I expected you know was so

definite well I've got to get it open

music is done a lot of million well it

was a chance to do something from music

well then I take it you've reconsidered

yep you talked me into it professor oh

my goodness

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that was Professor oddly any more of

them around I hope not

boy this place sure is loaded with

antiques present company excepted thank

you oh thank you may I have your coat

yeah thanks oh oh oh

Mozart see I've got a copy like this for

the radio inside uh are you sure you

don't want your coat no I'm fine

except I got a run in the stocking well

when do we start professor what's your

method oh it's quite simple really if

you will be here no later than 9:30

tomorrow morning tomorrow morning yes

yes we've arranged a roundtable

discussion with a group of people of

various musical backgrounds usually

don't think we could sort of begin right

now I forget their crumbs

honey it's past 3 o'clock Oh professor

let's get ourselves a couple of drinks

you like the fire maybe and you could

start working on me right away oh I

wouldn't dream of imposing at this hour

listen I figured I'm working all night

oh well any random discussion would

prove no scientific value whatsoever you

see I I must have my notes thoroughly

prepared for tomorrow morning seminar ok

where do I sleep I beg your pardon

where do I sleep

huh I don't know where to usually sleep

I'll usually in Brooklyn but tonight I'm

gonna sleep here every right you're

holed up never here oh well well I mean

we're all bachelors here as Miss Honey

except maybe professor oddly it was a

winner oh but there's a asleep hit me oh

no they're busy but no woman has ever

even miss Bragg our housekeeper goes

home every night it said listen if you

want me here tomorrow morning at 9:30

yes I do miss honey I definitely do but

even the most free-thinking people will

have to restore wait a minute

feel that go on feel that foot now I

didn't get to say hug it's cold it's

cold and it's wet

now come here come here closer hiya kids

oh come on how do you see huh I don't

know what to look for I was just like

Rosen is in the laryngeal region there

you see he knows who are you oh this

between you and the professor Kirke

kadambini oh not so fast I'll get to

know them come in twink yeah I think

I've got a fever feel oh yeah she

definitely has Paul yes certainly and he

wants to put me off you know it's been

raining in the streets just still wet no

9:30 for me if he puts me out in there

but you don't understand why Reed's cold

and thus always hot and full of germs

really I don't understand you frisbee

why take chances okay work professor

fish but I am thinking of my work you

see they get the pole I get the point to

what I'm trying to explain may I make a

suggestion here why not let the young

birdie sleep in my room bunk with dr.

Feeny doing and where's Tom he's afraid

of thunder yeah well it's all settled I

guess I'll turn in Oh

I couldn't you possibly reconsider I

this way please

I'll show you to my room yes beyond oh

no I don't want my own room is without

help from any well I won't bother I'll

find it just rough out the directions

however the stairs the first door to the

right could I have my coat hidey-ho just

one woman please gentlemen this was all

highly irregular

suppose this came to the attention of

the foundation and what about miss Bragg

in the morning is it sure and I'm

beginning to specimen under the

microscope wonderful thing research

search light of proof without research

people would still think the earth was

flat well that's ridiculous Amade Oh as

a poisonous fruit there you see and I

want you to look at me professor frisbee

as another tomato what just another

tomato

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seems nice and gay this morning before

you start I should like to talk to you

may I ask what all your trousers are

doing in my kitchen well I wanted my

impressed that accounts for one pair so

today and I all six pairs at once what's

going on in this house anyway no

constitutional this morning you scarcely

touched your breakfast and professor

frisbee the suitcase just came for you

for me the man who left it his strange

looking character said you'd understand

he left a message I'm good and I don't

understand at all well why don't you

open it up frisbee oh you say he left a

message

what what were you saying about the

message was very I'm waiting for you to

explain explain why that he's taken on

an assistant very charming oh yeah

Oh Miss Honey may I present miss Bragg

our housekeeper hi this must be your

apron I'm wearing oh the suit kids came

for you with a message yeah what message

the message was it's getting hotter and

hotter and stay in the icebox like a

good little salad

what could it mean oh whoa what time is

your clambake professor

well my clambake is that we start at

9:30 in the morning and please try not

to be late give me a little help with a

suitcase and I won't be glad to see you

later kid oh please

continue without me Oh gentlemen

to get back to the subject under

discussion if we can classify the

various forms of jazz along with a

series of cross references and make a

record of the history of this type of

music I believe the work will be

invaluable to the foundation

don't you agree that's good now that

we're all agreed in the vernacular I

heard last night let's start on the

downbeat and and take off that's a good

deal hmm yes well I believe in order to

gentlemen we've accomplished a lot in

the last three days and we have many

valuable records now before we start on

the history of jazz someone mentioned

yesterday is small combo doing jump with

a head arrangement I believe it was mr.

Tommy Dorsey Jimmy's brother oh yes I'm

sorry you spoke of it wasn't me

professor that's not my type it could

have been mal Fowler have yeah experts

at that job well then perhaps you

gentlemen could help me

oh sure Mel and I also play a lot of

that stuff they're very good oh is that

so

well could you play an example of the

type of music Oh we'd be glad to but Joe

our class couldn't come oh it's too how

could anyone here blow clarinet well

that's quite simple our professor Mark

number of plays a clarinet or DZ

professor I hardly know there be a

little too square

it's quite profession I assure you if

you just get ready I'll go and fetch it

I don't wish to interrupt but we seem to

need a clarinet to illustrate a new form

of music thank you very much oh no

Martin Brooke we need you with it oh you

mean to play chairs

yes it's very likely you might be able

to play your own perdido Oh

oh then I better take my book along good

we'll all go along oh I think not

gentlemen perhaps you'd better continue

with your work oh I wish we could go to

this is our professor Marvin both

gentlemen everything ready is this the

music here oh no we don't use any music

we haven't got anything written down

professor well we can't play without

music well Benny Goodman used to any

good one I never a frisbee to ever hear

no no I haven't perhaps there's

something in this book that might help

you mom oh yes oh just a novel first if

you feel like it you can join it now

let's steal some apples that's fine

nothing we do just follow

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young lady young lady come and be

pleased young lady there are a couple of

gentlemen I use the word loosely who

would like to see you there in the

garden right through that door thanks

cookie well I thought you two had

amnesia forgot where you parked me we

had trouble getting it DA's got a

hundred men looking for you you're

hotter than a fire crew isn't his town

through its ear

well okay you wait here I'll get my

things you'll not leave and not now

where's Tony well he's on his way to

Jersey you call you from there that's

part of the big surprise I don't like

surprises oh you'll like this one

flash you're not going put on your

sunglasses 0:07 grand boiled into that

one Oh Tony doesn't have to bribe me

just because I do him a little favor

like see him try and get it back he's a

little big third finger left hand say

who do you think you're kidding the

future mrs. Tony Crow what Tony's

finally decided to use that license you

took out nice jewel but it's about time

it was his mouthpieces idea a wife can't

testify against her husband see oh you

don't say he's been crazy about you

since you met you but it took the DA to

make him pop that question he's really

got a big crush on you oh sure

only the other day you said to me I get

up they got betting out of that honey

but anything now look at him

oh don't I though mrs. Tony crow

diamonds an airman in a house in

Westchester the weddings got to be a

fast one now lay low and stay close by

the phone we'll call you tomorrow

morning yeah the bride will be ready is

the papers got the whole story read it

in your room mrs. crow

Oh gentlemen if you please I think we're

just about ready to record the Totten

musical encyclopedia recording number

684 J illustrating chapters 22 to 29 and

volume 11 the history of jazz from

Africa came the first musical instrument

a drum the hollow trunk of a tree or a

taut animal hide supplied the rhythm or

beat to the basic rhythm was added the

human voice

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next the first wind instrument the

Shepherd's flute the basic beat of the

TomTom in the same thematic strain of

the chant that was carried across oceans

and contained an early Spanish music

after the invention of the guitar

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spread the country's would share the

Spanish language Cuba West Indies and

South America where the rhythm or beat

assumed a new form of expression United

States where the beat was momentarily

lost but the melody was woven into pure

Negro spirit

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the song was mockingbird

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then the beat returned well the

Mockingbird mockingbird

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was born

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and then the Sun even green hum through

the willow tree from a side and when two

hearts beat in town new bells began to

change

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one two three four

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jungle Pete brought it to Basin Street

that's how James Bond and then someone

played away all up and down the scale

and that's simply played what they lack

as long as it would fit if we just had a

bead that was it and when a heart gave a

scream they took it as a

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hi yes haha the expertise we need you

we've been listen to the music from

across the hall very nice

they've been having jam session hey Jan

sounds like a lot of fun you'd like to

try it you don't know how to begin

they don't seem to have any kind of set

form well you're right there that's

exactly what a jam session is first

thing you want to do is let a little

light in here okay kids now all kind of

gather around we'll get into it a jam

session is taking a little tune you all

know and doing things with it

doing things sort of kicking it around

oh well what music do you know you don't

jump you jive swing blue rebar honey

these are two good friends of ours we're

the window washers he's Bob that's

bubble alright we're about to have a

little jam session would you care to

join us we sure would

okay let's get back now where were we

maybe they're talking about jump jive

swing you kids know all that no we don't

know any of that kind of news a thought

that's those really that makes kind of

tough now what do you know

well we know Beethoven busy Vanya Brahms

don't you know anything madder than that

symphonies concertos hot pies operas oh

yeah this will be a new kind of jam

since in the longhand one can you sing

we we don't know the words to the lady

words they'll do you got a newspaper or

a timetable or something no he's got

something Hollis B what do you get there

bubbles oh this is fine

but we've got to do a little rehearsing

now this is what I want you to do

you're to sing the words from the peace

I give you here's your's

just sing whatever you read cotton

musical encyclopedia long-haired jam

session or a kid now watch it Daily

Racing Form selections closed positions

and the odds

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[Applause]

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just listen for that professor frisbee

either that woman leaves this house or I

do are you speaking of Miss Honey I am

ever since that girl who crossed this

threshold a prairie fire or drastic

events has swept through this house

Frisby are you hurt no I merely startled

me must have fallen from that shelf

yeah with probably sympathetic vibration

that caused it to fall

oh resonance can be a very powerful

thing it has been proven that's true

seven trumpets tumbled down the walls of

Jericho so shadowed a wineglass by

merely singing at a truth that's all

very interesting gentlemen but a whole

project seems to be suffering from some

sort of vibration I'd like to talk to

miss honey alone what you don't mind

damas honey would you take this chair

please that particular chair yes if you

don't mind okay would you open your

mouth a little wider thank you hahaha oh

please do

Miss Honey yeah circumstances under

which that is over which none of us has

the least control forced me to a step I

am most reluctant to take the sky is

perfectly clear that thermometer is at

76 your throat appears quite normal I'm

afraid I must ask you to leave leave

here why I want you to look at this

project this history of music is a

voyage a long hard tedious voyage and

when the foundation first launched its

vessel they wisely followed an old rule

of the sea no women aboard consequently

they chose a crew of single men but

nothing to distract them from the course

they were about to sail hey junior you

couldn't stop walking up and down here

for the last four days miss honey we

have been doing nothing but just

drifting the needle of the compass no

longer points to the magnetic pole it

points if I may say so to your ankles oh

come now Admiral a bunch of grown men

they've all seen a pair of ankles before

not in nine years they haven't except

for the singularly uninspired

underpinnings of miss Bragg oh well if

you think I'm bothering them I'll sit on

my legs and I'll do it my room were in

the kitchen it's too late you must leave

now but I can't leave now what about

your work it isn't even finished a lot

of things we haven't even touched you

make no mistake mr. Nash you'll regret

deeply the absence of your keen mind but

unfortunately it's inseparable from an

extremely disturbing body all right I'll

go only don't shove I'll leave sometime

tomorrow no not tomorrow right I tell

you I insist

oh great Apple Annie Lanny well that

implies that I'm puritanical and

narrow-minded yeah well I'm not I'm a

perfectly normal man with perfectly

normal instant awful high-boiling not

even that I too have been acutely aware

of your presence but you have

fortunately I'm strong enough to be able

to resist its demoralizing effect oh

really

I admit at times it was quite a struggle

but

like Korean well twice to be exact

first time when you leaned over my

shoulder to explain the meaning of the

word rift in the second time I'm not

finished with the first time he leaned

over my shoulder and I felt your breath

on my ear and in the second time he was

standing up against the window with

sunlight in your hair but you didn't do

anything about it yes I did I left the

room I went upstairs the banks took the

cold water and put it on the back of my

neck right here with a nerve center is

oh yeah cute just a little sunlight in

my hair and you had to water your neck

perhaps I shouldn't have mentioned it

but I'm trying to explain that the whole

success of the project depends is on

this I want you to co-op cooperate I'd

like you to leave leave do you really

mean that

yes I do I do well as long as I'm

leaving anyway I may as well spill it

spill it spill what why do you think I

came here in the first place I imagine a

healthy marriage no I came on account of

you for the kind of me yeah of all the

men I've ever met I had a fall for a

strong silent man of distinction a man

of unbending willpower a man who can

just flip me away like an old cigarette

butt oh no don't let it upset you miss

Chang but it does upset me

unfortunately I don't happen to be

strong

I can't steel myself against you against

me yeah you may be it sounds crazy but

to me you're a regular young young type

yeah yeah Yong Yong yeah you know what

that means no we we haven't gotten to

that yet we've got to it now and I'm

glad it's out why don't we go home with

the others went for me it's you I'm

wacky about just plain wacky can you

understand that

please miss honey oh please nothing

maybe you can generate or whatever it is

for all that suppressed business but I

can't

come here what are you doing

you'll find out it's an extremely

valuable reference book just too bad

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just perfect

what are you gonna do I'm going to show

you what young yummy smooth he's young

he's really young and he is young young

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hey where you going

did you see he almost stepped on my hand

three steps at a time shot out of a gun

hi no no get a racist rap I hope and I

hope he knows where to apply it

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well professor frisbee oh yes miss Bragg

would what someone call a taxi cab for

Miss Honey food right away huh

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five business I beg your pardon

oh nothing nothing I've been thinking

Miss Honey and well the last few minutes

have confirmed my former decision your

further presence here would be fatal

you must get me out of your mind just as

I must get you out of his house your

hair's way well never mind please well

it is well what of it

nothing I just happen to notice it well

forget it please okay okay but it is wet

now to get back to the subject under

discussion it would be idle for me to

deny that I too feel very strongly this

affinity that you spoke about a few

minutes ago but after three years when

my work is finished perhaps we can take

up where we left off in the meantime I

hope that we may continue with some sort

of correspondence would you miss fanny

Oh frizzy

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I know that's the way I feel too but it

has to be just one more thing for you go

honey I will probably be a long time and

I thought perhaps well that is I

[Music]

would you yummy just once more

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it seems so unnecessary yes I think it's

very taxi is here

I'll tell him professor frisbee the taxi

for that young woman is here there's a

frisbee

the taxi the taxi

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yes funny the taxi is here taxi

what taxi miss Watson's or mine

it's all yours crabapple Annie now you

you just sit down and we'll get you

something Viennese miss Prague into

something 1 just sit down oh here's your

coffee almost 4 o'clock in the morning

what happened to you hmm

come on drink your coffee yes here's the

sugar sugar frisbee no don't get another

cup of coffee

now frisbee you left before dinner where

have you been that's mustard here's your

coffee now

frisbee won't you please tell us where

you've been Oh No

oh no no no first Lu toes please tell us

what's the neighbor please frisbee

frisbee what is the matter what's the

matter I'm in love that's what's the

matter I'm in love I'm going upstairs to

propose to her right now

oh thank you gentlemen for the food it

was delicious

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[Applause]

well that's me thank you very much I'm

here what was the delay young man is

fine man I trust the engravings all

right I guess so

thank you oh just a moment yeah

hi you're quite welcome are you sure

it's a real diamond

well I'm certain that it is the ring

cost made it three dollars and 95 cents

which didn't include that two dollars

for the gravy

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here you isn't very big but it is an

extremely good taste

lovely man of experience I am sure you

that I like it thank you Miss brain room

service now it's room service

Afeni would you please put the ring

under the toast ever why certainly thank

you well goodbye

don't take no for an answer for

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if I were the cream for that woman's

coffee had curdle miss Bragg I thought

you were leaving us a nurse doesn't

desert her post when an epidemic reaches

its crisis

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good morning

oh good morning frizzy I brought you

breakfast good I'll have it right here

thank you how do you take it just jam no

cow just what black Oh sugar

straight toast oh thanks and you sure

you don't want some toast

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no toaster never use it not even a small

Bible sit out and take a load off your

feet

toast

well that's a book I was reading last

night I couldn't sleep last night at him

I just kept walking and walking until

the Sun came up over these sixties I'd

have time to gather my first together

and kind of clarify our relationship

never got one of those oh yes miss honey

it's very important to me to see its new

and rather strange up until now my life

has been like well I like an an

orchestrated theme say you couldn't talk

a little plainer could you um unless you

have a piece of toast

or at least look under the lid anyway ah

you went bought me a present I hope it

fits I went all over town last night

trying to find a jewelry store that was

open

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now isn't that sweet

it's a lovely ring really it is frizzy

I'd hope you'd like it it's sure it's

our engagement

frizzy do you mean that yes I do do you

mean you really

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what am I supposed to say I just said

yes after what you told me yesterday the

way you feel about me all you have to do

now is say yes

frizzy don't you think you're being a

bit hasty I'm just as surprised as you

are marriage I always thought I was

married to my music I thought the only

thing could stir me was Piatigorsky on

the cello - on the violin Toscanini

conducting a symphony and then a new

you see I've had rather a curious

background I was graduated from

Princeton when I was 13 and I was a year

old I could seen three blind mice and

before I was three I knew that the major

chord and flattened supertonic was D

flat F an E flat in the key of C of

course people like that

I don't know that's just piles up on

their hearts

kind of took a little away yeah but I

didn't mean to blow it smack it in your

eyes that's what happened why don't you

look inside the ring and there's some

writing music notes yes there wasn't

enough room for all the words how he was

notes instead notes from the opening

phrase of an aria from the opera Paris

and Helen Court or without beloved I'm

so long my heart desires

when will the day air be at my heart out

of place

and softly whispered yes

and kudos

I hope you don't think it's too corny

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Oh frizzy right yes come in Miss Honey

yes a telephone call for you for me we

hate to interrupt you but it is a

long-distance call the men on the wire

said it was from your daddy daddy that's

what he said Oh my daddy

oh yeah I'll take it right away how did

it go face behold very well she seemed

quite overwhelmed I was to be expected

though excuse me but deeply the

customary procedure is to approach the

parents of a young lady phone yeah hello

hello money this is money the boss wants

to talk to you only we're relaying the

call sir won't be trace get me yes boss

ready okay now honey don't use no name -

oh boy did you call it the right minute

where are you little one of hearts town

in New Jersey

Ranko visits called how you been baby

everything under control not anymore

things are getting complicated no no

nothing like that it's it's just that

one of the kiddies is broken out in a

rash yeah slight case of spring fever I

don't let the old boy run you down these

wheels yeah everything's that baby get a

justice of the peace all lined up hmm

that's what we're trying to figure out

how to get you down there I don't want

you to take a train that spot you like a

letdown

maybe watching everything Holland Tunnel

George Washington Bridge everything I

don't care if I have to hitchhike out of

here in a hearse I've got to get out of

here I don't like it I want oh well what

other news is there daddy everything

fine at home has moms on bago house

who's what well I don't know daddy yeah

I won't be long just wait in the library

please if you don't mind I'd like to

have a few words with your father oh

sure daddy this is the professor I was

telling you about

mmm-hmm hello mr. Swanson

this is Hobart frisbee I gather your

daughter has told you of our intentions

hey what is all this double-talk before

asking for her hand I realized I should

have asked your permission

please frizzy are you crazy once and I I

realize this must come as a great shock

to you one of these old daughters has

got a yen for honey well speak up son

what do you got to offer

oh well as character references you may

call the head of the Curtis Institute in

Philadelphia and the President of

Princeton

that's my University except for

occasional trouble with my left sinus

I'm in excellent physical condition

how's your digestion son Oh excellent

sir excellent I draw a salary of 3,200

per year and board it's not very large

but we'll watch our nickels and hmm do i

what gamble

no sir hide but that's fine that's fine

Adams I think I got a brain flash son

what did you say your first name was

Hobart all right

Hobart I don't know whether honey told

you this or not but she's our only child

well we hadn't figured on having a

professor in the family but if that's

what she wants it okay bye why I shall

do everything in my power to make her

very happy

oh one other thing Hobart you see we're

not young anymore

her mother's an invalid and just about

break her heart not to see her honey

married you understand oh of course mr.

Swanson my own mother is dead but I

realized what it would have meant to her

to be present we're supposed to bring

the kid right down here we want to meet

you and we'll have the ceremony right

here in our own hometown of course may I

may I call you Father

thank you Father this is more than I

hope for father wants to talk to you yes

well that takes care of the

transportation baby who's gonna question

they Curtis Institute in Princeton

University oh listen to Daddy maybe

there's some other way I don't want to

take him for that kind of a ride oh it's

quite all right I'll take a few days off

anyway they don't have a car we'll rent

one

I can drive I think I'm never mind the

alibis baby let's get you to rank Oh cos

I don't want any argument understand

hello

what's the matter my dear oh he's always

in such a rush father well that's my

good fortune the sooner the better

gentlemen I have the honor to announce

our engagement now miss Bragg don't cry

I hope you're doing the right thing

professor I know I am why don't you go

upstairs and pack some things for my

fiance huh okay thank you I want to be

or not your honor eNOS will all be

Usher's

yeah well I'll kiss the bride that's

right

maybe frisbee oh go right ahead

gentlemen

thank you

it made us very happy right happy

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we feel that that you're marrying all of

us a little fear yes we are we wish you

all the happiness in the world

bye dear yes yes yes Angie

[Music]

relax if we're going to get started this

afternoon I'd better get my friends

better

[Music]

kind of a cheesy picture of me isn't it

now I know you better I'd say it's a

little flattering check out of

consideration for Professor frisbee I'll

let you get your things together and get

down the Backstairs and then you'll call

the police no that would be too

humiliating for professor frisbee just

get out and disappear I've already made

other arrangements oh don't worry I'm

not marrying any professor just

certainly not the guy I'm getting is

gonna keep me in diamonds and mink coats

not bungalow aprons that's pretty good

for a gal who came up the hard way huh

we'll have this room fumigated you can

do that after we're gone you're not

taking Professor frizz I'm taking all of

them oh you are oh no

let me pass you're forcing me to phone

the police look cookie and he's spilling

this to be done I'll do but not yet not

while it'll bug up everything if you

think I'm letting you take my professors

oh look at it this way cookie the harms

been done pris he's gonna wear his heart

in a sling whether he finds out sooner

or later

here in Jersey doesn't make any

difference to him only in Jersey is a

darn sight better for me better for you

will the Eng no let me through that door

no let me through that door I'll scream

you know can't have you screaming sorry

cookie

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you see what oh nothing I was just

rehearsing the wedding to be my lawful

wedded wife for better or worse richer

please frizzy what don't please

oh you're very nervous darling eyes I

know it's been a very exciting day

[Music]

never mind operator cancel it

you musta left Tony there's no answer

you should have been here hours ago not

the way those old fogies they'd be

driving you know it's funny about people

the older they get the more careful they

are you think when a guy's seen

everything

hello hon it's honey

hello hi where are you now look we're

not down here for fun we're having a

wedding oh yeah an accident

oh nothing serious it just shook the old

boys up a little I couldn't get to a

phone before I don't know some little

hotel near Kingston Twin Oaks in it's

called yeah sure Tony there's a midnight

bus I can grab that midnight bus what

are you talking about I'll have money

and Joe pick you up in 40 minutes

yeah tonight there will be a justice of

the peace tomorrow why not do this thing

right I want to wait until the old boys

have gone to bed I can't walk out on

them cold maybe I'd like to sit down and

knit them seven little sweaters to

remember I've told you how it's gonna be

now stop barking orders so long get the

car ready

I can prove to you by the laws of

relativity that it wasn't frisbee that

ran into the side poles but that it was

the signpost that branwall but that it

was the signpost that ran into fresh air

let me explain if you do by the same law

your head will run into this bottle oh

no I don't belong here this is a

bachelor dinner well but this is

different

no that's the law we've heard from the

garage that I'll be ready in the morning

I should have stay together long enough

for us to get there and cooperation an

urgent appeal to all signposts not to

charge another what time can we await

you around 7:30

oh I'll be awake all right rock it

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watch hail

Oh frizzy out

you know you boys still have time to

warning man is a goof to marry any woman

just let them try and war he'll have to

console us at there are six more just

like you one for each of us saw the ages

of course naturally I'd like to keep you

all in a locket always sevens girly

cherubs right out of this world

goodbye kids you hear that frisbee I

miss curly cherub

[Music]

because I know I'm speaking very clearly

on a subject about which you know

practically nothing

Frisby if you feel the need of any

guidance I mean I suggest that you turn

to me that's right you were married once

weren't you Genevieve has been dead for

some years but I have relieved every

moment of our happiness so many times

and my experience is entirely at your

disposal I'm very much obliged to oddly

but I feel in this frisbee and think of

me as an older brother or father anxious

to send you off properly well surely

your tenderness that is what I advocate

tenderness and patience a Genevieve was

a pianist and we both dabbled a

composing after our wedding ceremony we

went straight to the Salzburg Festival

we spent there a beautiful week filled

with promise and returned home with two

external compositions for the piano and

a short nap during the flute to horns

strings in oboe and he I remember for

three months every time my bad a good

night

I'd kissed the palm for little and

astonished at my own boldness Genevieve

was a blonde he has a lock of a yeah oh

that's lovely Arlen I remember it used

to shine a great deal there was a song

at that time everyone saying I always

enjoy listening to it

[Music]

please sing it all Oh

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please go on

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what did you make out of what I'd never

say easyexpert what's his

[Music]

oddly oddly I'm I'm sorry but I've got

to talk this thing out I'm all confused

I'm glad we're here in the dark because

this is extremely personal what you said

before about tenderness I mean about

your honeymoon sounds like a beautiful

anesthetic relationship but I'm afraid I

don't trust myself I'm afraid I'm a lot

bolder than you

oddly do you think that would ruin

everything

[Music]

why the very idea that I should have to

spend my honeymoon watching your

compulsion

nocturnes or sonatas I'm a man in love

it's the first time in my life

I think of her every waking moment I

want to take her in my arms if this

marriage should have been delayed that

is should be delayed I mean could listen

to me hardly hungover mixed up can a man

like that keep his mind and your hand

Sebastian bar oh okay

Brizzy

[Music]

huh oh I'm terribly sorry I don't know

how I could have made such a mistake I

too say such things to a woman don't

apologize

someone's calling me are they

Rashmi where are you it's just as well

facebait I'll be back

[Music]

did you call me

yes Brisby we did the frisbee something

came up oh really what is it well you

see as we were sitting here you better

tell him no no IIIi think you'd better

tell them who well you see there's a

gentleman I mean a man is the reformed

and are

you're the bridegroom yes this is

Professor frisbee

hiya Hobart how do you do if I could

look like the rest of these squats

except for a beard with pea soup in it

sir squat

Oh what about me evoke this interest on

your part sounds like it's engraved on

it what's this all about it's about Miss

Honey it happens if you talk to him fry

we've had enough detours already maybe

you recognize the voice or what or don't

you

how's the sinus Oh

are you her father well how do you do

mr. you get warm

I'm a daddy I believe I'm entitled of

some clarification how would things show

so am I

lipstick it's kind of counting on honey

to tell you the score and the trouble

with her she's okay giving out with the

wisecracks and the twist but when it

comes to the leveling off she gets

chicken he's trying to tell us our

wedding clippers nothing but a vast lie

fast lie don't you believe that Hobart

it's gonna be a wedding

honey's going to be the bride honey I'm

going to be the bridegroom take it off

and three obliged to you guys for

delivering a hot car girl she had to be

handled with a lot of care for this beam

it seems that your bride to be his bride

that's a laugh it seems that Miss Honey

has used us to circumvent the police I

don't believe it

professor you thought she was gonna

marry you with your 3,000 what is it a

year he spends that much having at

toenails painted she sucks if she has to

wear last year's ermine you don't

believe it

look at him all right professor suppose

you go tell honey daddy's here

Tony crows the name

[Applause]

[Laughter]

[Music]

there's the frisbee Oh professor Thomas

Greg we're not too late

have you married that girl you know she

knocked me out nine hours in the closet

something told me all along oh the phone

sister all the phone we traced you

through your accident there's a warrant

from the DA's office for that girlfriend

of Tony crows where is she

[Music]

as a mr. Kroll waiting for ya situation

has been explained to me in simple terms

you needn't worry about the police I

just spoke to them told him you had left

an hour ago probably were in Trenton

diner thanks prison thanks for what

you've given us a fine course in the

theory and practice of being a sucker

perhaps it wasn't quite worthy of you

choosing us as the subjects of a

demonstration 7 pushover

I'm shooting fish in a barrel I didn't

mean for you to get it this way right in

the face I've been trying to write you a

letter hear all my excuses

[Music]

the handwriting of it what would be your

word for him Laden miss pray good

morning gentlemen

morning how about some nice hot

breakfast no I made Parker House rolls

first army you may have some jam or

apple butter I don't think so mr. Greg

thank you what nobody wants any

breakfast this bag would you mind very

much pleased would you mind leaving it

[Music]

behind

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now gentlemen before we attempt to go

back to work I should like to say a few

words you've all been very kind and very

tactful overly tactful if I may say so

now let's face it I made an ass of

myself and I know it oh well we all did

frisbee yes but I was the lead Duncan

good morning well you've had quite an

eventful night last night gentlemen

at least so we see by the papers it's

cost the estates on $300,000 to have its

name spread across every tabloid in New

York nightclub QT hides out in Totten

foundation and this one yes professor

smuggles honey across state line oh

honey smuggler I'm sorry in this time

for the aforesaid reasons miss Totten

has decided to discontinue this project

don't do that

one word missed hadn't in your very

understandable excitement a great

injustice is being done I am the guilty

one and I extend my dishonorable

discharge without any protest but I

don't believe the other should be made

to suffer for my miss friend

what happened good morning teachers yeah

now everybody line up over there just

like for a photograph with you Hobart in

the foreground come on let's get going

get around get it on go on

faster fast moving come on all right now

sit on everybody make yourself

comfortable

hey Louie yeah well in the bus and tell

her we got everything in cold storage

how much longer we gonna argue this

thing now come on honey I said no who

knows no listen honey when I was nine

years old I fell in love with my piano

teacher

she played classical oh you're not nine

years old I love him she loves him yes I

love him I love those hick shirts he

wears with the boiled collars no way he

always has his coat buttoned wrong he

looks like a giraffe and I love him I

love him because he's a sort of a guy

that gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk

and I love the way he blushes right up

over his ears I love him because he he

doesn't know how to kiss a jerk I love

him Tony that's what I'm trying to tell

you I'll never see him again

but I'm not gonna marry you even if you

feel me full of lead like you did your

friend or any heart I told you I was

framed am I getting to have my own I did

about that hello yeah okay Louie just

fallin boss they got him on ice this

kind of changes things come on baby

let's go

go where back to town what is this well

let's call it a sort of a shotgun

wedding say what are you trying to pull

babe you've been floating around on a

pink cloud I want you to take a good

look at your friend frizzy then maybe

you come back down to earth come on

let's go

what's a set up Joe and Marty has got

him in there this room over here is

empty you wait here I have what

everything's under control

where'd you get all the people after

only seven more they wanted in said they

was musicians yeah I recognize him what

are hepcats doing in a place like this

Louie grabbed oh they said they was here

to play music hello Holbein yeah

how do you do okay hold him here I'm

gonna take a look baby maybe you'll

change your mind

well moving the room across the hall

it'll make a deal now baby sure we can

brother rat Adams is gonna get a guy to

marry us bring him in since they get

here knock off that walkin Hobart you

make me nervous

Hobart will you sit down I beg your

pardon

sit down yeah now all we have to do is

wait for the all-clear signal will

dismiss the class right after the

ceremony did you say right after the

ceremony that's what the man said he

said that you can hear can't you you

mean they're not married yet why do you

think we're fooling around with these

fire I don't know why a little trouble

with honey's vocal cords she wouldn't

say yes wouldn't say yes gentlemen I've

been wrong this this visit is no longer

a mystery apparently to requires those

guns level on us to force miss honey to

marry mr. Crowe you mean to say she

loves you she loves you nuts so what

well don't you see I couldn't possibly

permit Miss Honey to marry mr. Crowe

under these circumstances don't you

now sit down all of you go on just sound

Oh Bart

hey our Tony

he can't hear anybody can marry you

hello I'm the groom and that's the bride

get going I can't hear you

I said I'm the groom on that you too

loud hey I'm the groom and that's the

bride Oh pleased to meet you ma'am hello

you too I presume you have a

license oh yeah here it is I'm liking

gosh the glaciers this is gonna be great

sure the best part of it is is so

nearsighted you can't recognize that the

manky they don't look so big now the big

musical brains act not to later go you

gentlemen think you're big because you

have firearms because you know how to

load them and pull the trigger it would

be very interesting to teach you the

contrary we would watch it up understand

beg your pardon general we hate to

bother you again

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excuse us we got some more questions

maybe you could help us answer the first

question is how did music secure a great

military victory we couldn't see what

music had to do with winning the battle

what y'all doing what's going on like

awake maybe scuse us never mind sit down

we got a nice load seat for you right in

the front row I'll get all your food

mr. just call me Joe mr. Joe do you know

anything about music it's not one of my

best points I never went in for that

kind of stuff at least not very much oh

yes well there was a question put to the

assemblage a little while ago which I

would like very much to answer you don't

mind if we talk do you that keep it

funny your question was about music

winning in battle we just know it's a

very interesting subject I believe the

correct answer would be the Battle of

Jericho which music played a vital part

a very vital part that ain't funny

professor well I'm hoping it will be in

just a moment are you gentlemen familiar

with the Battle of Jericho yes would you

mind singing a few phrases now I'd like

you to pay particular attention to the

meaning of the words

all right gentlemen please the meaning

of the words well just repeat the bell

around Jim because around Jim Mickle

around Jericho Josh finta been around

Jericho and the walls come tumbling down

got nothing just been to burn run Jim

Rick all right Jim Riko around Jericho

judgment the ban around Jericho and the

walls

in town good morning sister maybe good

morning brother John I just want to stop

and tell you how I came along you heard

about Google Joshua well he was the son

of nun penny never stop working until

this was done break it up we don't want

any whisperin oh well I believe we've

gone far enough and we all understand

the answer to our problem don't we

gentlemen I suggest orde what do you

want to do here well I I we would like

to try a little demonstration of the

effect of a resonance and reverberation

I don't know nothing about it

well we'll try and teach you boy hey go

ahead thank you

now gentlemen suppose you play the piece

you were playing the other day as I came

into the room you you mean the anvil

chorus yes yes yes indeed now he played

to professor oh by all means all of you

please join in now our hope is in the

words of mr. Armstrong that this

particular music might send you out of

this world

yeah yes would you sit down please yeah

Oh perhaps you'll be a little more

comfortable right right here good will

do

all right gentlemen if we are all ready

now I suggest that we proceed ready

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I chose the wrong piece you didn't send

me at all

me neither yes it was definitely the

wrong piece I don't like that kind of

stuff anyway

oh I quite agree with you we must go the

other way isn't it true Jetta we must go

the other way we must change our style

can we help professor oh that's an

excellent idea mr. Dorsey perhaps if we

change our style to swing that will help

produce the desired result a less talk

and more music oh I'm sorry I almost

forgotten about you

just one more thing as they are playing

would you boys be prepared to cut a rug

for this gentleman

oh we think we dig it professor yes

indeed my token that's more like it

yes I thought it was pretty good myself

what are you gentlemen going to play

we'd like to try flying home that's fine

okay

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I'll repeat after me i Anthony crows i

Anthony crow i Anthony crow take the

honey Swanson take the honey Swanson

hates and despises you loathes you to be

my lawful wedded wife to be my lawful

wedded wife the federal forward for

better or for worse for richer for

poorer in sickness and in health for

richer for poorer in sickness and in

health and see you cut that up

what never mind go on okay go ahead

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did you know is that music in there Oh

when sickness and in health just said

that

what so I cut out the Dragon Balls yeah

yeah go ahead

hey where's he going gonna stop the

music he can go he's a witness he's got

to remain here through the entire

ceremony okay Adams forget it go ahead

now I forgot where I was I gotta start

all over again there's gonna take all

day begin where you left off like Shay

go ahead don't you loud you're hurt man

now repeat after me

i Anthony Crowe i Anthony Crowe

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take this man to be your lawful wedded

husband hey wait I mean pretty I'm very

glad of that put up your hands mr. crow

put them up now mr. crow we'll settle

our differences as man-to-man well

without the use of firearms okay come on

take it easy Tony

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listen.you seven wise idiots it wouldn't

work

remember frizzy you know women aboard

now above all women you want to take a

dizzy Dame like me now if you'll allow

me I can cite many examples of love

stories from the operas to prove the

inevitability of the step yes I have

proof even from the older classic the

laws of harmony yes indeed and the laws

of counterpoint and usually sufficient

anything to do with it yes it has

gentlemen I know when words cease to be

abuse there remains but one argument

come here miss honey oh no frizzy please

on the book please

but frizzy but it isn't fair isn't it

no it isn't flow my goodness

ho but remember my advisor

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you