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On time, honey.

So, have you given any thought to my proposal?

You think everything's simple, I have to deal with my boss first?

Must be easy.

Well, on this side it's okay, but it still has to be.

Do you want it or don't you?

I do.

I have a boss, too, so I better warn.

Say, you got to warn 'cause when you jump, it's the big step.

It always takes me a long time to decide, doesn't it?

But then, why do you want us to be good?

Oh, oh, oh!

You don't want to introduce us?

Uh, my wife, Judith.

Now what do we do?

Ben, listen, calm down.

I'm calm, very calm, can't you see?

But, ma'am...

Oh, you shut up, okay?

Yes, ma'am.

Look, let her go, I'll explain.

First, we're going to tell her husband.

Oh, no, ma'am, please.

And we're gonna ask her to pick her up.

Oh, don't do that, please, I'll do whatever you want.

All of it?

Yes, ma'am.

So, come on, you'll start with the kitchen.

No, just like that.

Can you do the dishes, too?

Oh, yeah.

So let's get to work.

And make sure it's done spotlessly, if he calls us your husband.

Then you can vacuum.

So, does she fuck better than me?

One day you're gonna fall on a beak.

Yes, but in the meantime, once again, our dishes will be done.

You didn't answer my question.

That's very interesting, but I still wonder if I did the right thing by calling you.

Because you didn't waste a minute coming home.

Couldn't you just give me some quality time?

The good times are with me.

All these wenches are the hors d'oeuvres.

Oh, are you still hard?

It's better to fuck you, *****.

I beg your pardon, vacuum cleaner.

I'd like to finish it, with your permission, of course.

Fine, darling, but let's enjoy it together. Come on.

Do you want me to call your husband?

Ah, ah!

Oh, oh, oh!

Look how clean it is, honey.

She got so scared, she went all out.

Yeah, but we're not staying here.

I have an idea for our next victim.

Are you listening to me?

Yeah, but let's have breakfast.

Listen to me first.

You remember Sylvie, my best friend?

Yes, yes.

I know she wants to sleep with you.

So you call him and make an appointment.

But there's no rush.

Hello, Sylvie, I'm sorry to bother you. I'm not disturbing you. Ah,.

You're nice.

It was very nice of you to call me.

I've wanted to do it for so long and I'm shy, that's it.

Me too. And then I was afraid Francis would suspect something.

Come on.

You know it's funny to find myself here with you, Gilbert.

You're not going to tell me about Françoise again, are you?

You know she's my best friend?

Until then, sis!

That's not true!

Did you hear that?

It's nothing. It must be Françoise coming home.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Hi, Sylvie. I was wondering what you're up to.

You're a beautiful bitch. You know what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna call your husband.

No, you wouldn't.

I'll get in the way.

I'm leaving.

It's really too easy. I'll ask him to pick you up.

Please, I'll do whatever you want.

Have you seen your fat ass?

Gilbert, you're correcting this girl.

But.

You give him a great spanking from me.

You're crazy. I don't want to be touched.

All right, suit yourself.

No, I'll do whatever you want.

Gilbert, be my hand and correct it as it deserves.

Good.

No!

Ah!

Ah!

Honey, you don't have to strain yourself. She's not worth bothering.

I'll keep her warm until you get back, so you can watch her leave.

Your Gilbert who loves you.

She's my wife.

Oh, my God!

Hey, not so fast!

Oh, I'm out of here!

I said first what you started.

Shh, she'll hear us.

If you don't apply, I'll call him.

No, no, no!

What I see is that you're really not good at it.

No, but what, you didn't see your wife?

Yeah, forget it, hey, Sus.

Not so good, huh?

Let me show you.

Always smooth, see, never release the pressure.

Come to you now.

That's much better.

You know, it's like in all things.

You have to learn.

My name is Hélène. What about you?

But you see, she's Frantoise.

I don't know what came over me. This is the first time.

Relax. I'll take care of everything.

And you. Come in.

Good-bye.

Here.

This is no time for introductions.

But this is Marc, my husband.

Isn't he beautiful?

You always wonder why you're here.

I've had a lot of curious cases, but you'll tell me if I'm wrong,.

I think the one you have to offer me must be very interesting.

You say it, I think it's banal.

Another scotch?

Thank you.

An hour ago, we didn't know each other.

You approached me in that bar,.

Like a woman hitting on a man,.

And you asked me to follow you home.

Oh, I thought you wanted to fuck me.

Excuse me, ma'am.

But since I'm curious, but not at all available on this side, don't worry.

I came to find out more.

Well, we're still at the same point.

Don't be so impatient.

By the way, do you know my wife?

Yes, you introduced us to a newcomer.

No, but did you know her before?

No, but I should.

Get close to our friend so he can see you better.

So, what do you say?

I think it's beautiful, yes. She's very beautiful.

You're very beautiful.

Well, my tragedy is, she doesn't make me hard anymore.

Then it's yours. And you do what you want with it.

Here?

I'd prefer it here, if you don't mind.

That way I can enjoy it a little.

But you're home and you do what you want.

I knew I could trust you.

Well, where do you want to start?

I... I don't know.

You don't mind watching?

No, it makes me hard.

But if you want, I can step aside so I don't disturb you.

Kick her, kick her ass, she likes it, bitch!

Oh, yes, yes, yes!

Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe we know each other.

No, I don't think so, sir.

I'm talking to you.

What are you getting at?

Can I get you a coffee?

A cognac, if you like.

Two cognacs, please.

You know you're very beautiful.

You know you're very stupid.

Yes, but I'm very nice.

At least there's this.

Where's your wife?

She's at her mother's. It's her day out.

What about your collection of family jewels?

Françoise, don't tell me you don't understand.

What you don't know is that I'm very demanding and very greedy.

I have one of those wolf endings.

And how's that big wolf?

Oh, oh.

Ha ha ha.

Are you there, honey?

Oh, my God!

Yes, yes, I don't understand.

I understand the song too well.

Honey! Honey!

You bastard, at my house, and you bitch, it won't go away like that. And marry this!

Calm down, honey. I'll explain.

There's nothing to explain, is there?

I'll call your house, I'll call your husband, I'll tell him to pick you up, we'll have a good laugh.

No, don't do that.

Here's his number. I'll call him.

Please don't call him.

Be smart, I'll do anything you want.

All of it?

Everything.

So suck it while I'm on the phone, and depending on your enthusiasm, I'll decide what to say.

Come on, come on.

Yes, sir. Would it interest you to know what your wife is doing in my house right now?

She sucks my husband in front of me.

Ah, as you say, she's a real bitch.

Are you coming?

Our address?

15 blocks from the port to the ladies, second floor, left. I'll wait for you.

We could have worked it out without him coming.

'Cause if he's good-looking, I'm good-looking too. That's my right, isn't it?

She takes my husband from me, I steal hers. That's right, teach me.

What about me?

Enjoy the lady. I'll make some refreshments.

As soon as my back is turned, no one listens to me.

Come on, let's get to work, and you kick her ass like she deserves, it's on me.

Ah!

Hi, I'm Brigitte. How about you?

But is that necessary?

As you wish. It's happening right here.

And from my phone, at my request, they did it again.

It's this way.

Are you the one with the pants on?

Yes, yes.

So you shut up and suck my dick.

Ah!