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Aimagem we have the perfect family...

Advertising is pure invention.

For if these families exist...

A smiling couple, their children cuddly walking the dog...

Happy life because of a discount on health insurance...

Or food brand...

They would neither Restricted Building:

The one step away from collapse.

's Family gives much work as creating dog.

In the beginning is so cute...

But then someone will have to clean piss on the carpet...

Flea take the couch...

And this is because he supposedly is your best friend.

SEEING SEVERAL BREEDS PUPPIES- COMPREAQUI

Warning, Copacabana, got, huh!

The Dog Gentle're in the area, look around.

Dog promotion, will lead?

Takes a 5kg bag of feed, takes two feed bags 50kg.

- Say something, my brother. - That's right, dog promotion.

Here, madam, buy a puppy for children.

It's your face, madam, leads here...

Yeah, the problem is that no one chooses family.

From the family, no one escapes.

'll End the promotion, Copacabana.

The Sun're warming, I'm leaving.

I talked promotion, huh! Promotion.

Takes the dog with me here, is already vaccinated and 6 month warranty.

The rapa, the rapa!

For there, right there!

And the question remains for our listeners:

What do you think is the perfect family?

I do not know why my father is an alcoholic.

So call, 3555-6969 Blast FM, dammit!

NO KILL PUPPIES

Deco meets this shit!

You're listening to 101.5 FM Blast fucking!

John Carlos and Dna. Fatima out there?

We are here, yes, Ananda.

- The peace of the Lord, amen. - Amen?

Amen's AM station, right, John Carlos.

Here, eat ass loose. Say what for us:

What is the perfect family?

Perfect Family is everything you asked Jesus to us.

- Aunião, peace... - John Carlos, Santa Claus does not exist!

That's right there, Ananda. That boy there should're intoxicated.

- Can only be. - Finally a straight answer.

You know what? Aminha opinion is as follows:

I like family, 've had my...

My husband has died, thank God!

Do not over wash underwear anyone.

Do not want to wash underwear child underwear or husband...

- Want to be alone! - Dna. Fatima is bad food.

BOARD

So, how was the meeting?

- Do you know the guests tonight? - Yes

Let's call one by one and catch RG, CPF, photo...

And then you have to safety.

I do not want chat from our guests...

- Being refused entry. - With photo?

Gee, ê guy stopped at the entrance, the elevator is broken...

Have to climb stairs, it breaks the program.

E passes everything by email with copy that email and document.

Hey, guys, has risen promotion this week?

- Ah, already risen! - Ah, that's it!

Blast FM, dammit!

- Confirms later, okay? - Sure.

Look, Ananda, bad food here is you.

I hope you die hit.

Daughter of the Devil! Gonna burn in hell!

- Gonna die! - Thanks, guys!

Thanks for the compliments and the two will win...

ON AIR - shirt and cannikin!

But before I have some advice for you.

To avoid family feuds, My recommendation is...

Use a condom, dammit!

To.

Do you think you got too heavy?

Ananda, the program succeeds because you get too heavy.

I know, but I'm ê being threatened with death.

For satanic group, by broxa guy, you know?

- Woman lame, okay difficult. - Relax, breathe.

How was the meeting tender new bands?

Was good until he saw?

Because I think maybe...

We have to wait a little longer...

An idea to put this into practice here on the radio.

Much. Look, blinking.

Hi, Ananda. Okay? I speak?

Only if it is to talk without medinho, because here's Blast FM...

101.5 fucking!

Deco, for God's sake, fucking is an emergency.

I'll tell you whole family let his cousin die!

Speaks, Lelêo. Speech I'm busy.

Bother Forgive me this moment so sacred...

Yes, of course, I know you're very busy there...

Scratching two balls bag.

Is an emergency, Deco, gangrenando're fucking!

How can someone be arrow wound in the 21st century? Tell me.

Do mesmojeito arrow wound that was in the 15th century...

With arrow, fuck!

I did not say I'd go archery Personnel work, dammit!

When a person says, "Let's go a game of archery"...

This person can not be taken seriously, can you?

Look at the fucking car!

Do you think he shot an arrow you on purpose?

Was the bitch of Octavius, he wants to fuck me in front of everyone!

The Octavius ​​was his assistant turned your head?

Head, no. Chief, no. Project Manager.

What he did to you was inadvertently cousin, was unintentionally.

How one is arrowed unintentionally in the 21st century?

Vira fucking!

Do not have a leash!

I swear I did not hit him.

- It seems dead, boy. - Dead?

- You will leave it there? - I'll just pick up my phone.

Solta him.

You will not escape no, eh, dammit!

So? It will not leave this fuck no!

How can you not have or caring for an animal.

Then, brother, ê critter that neither we, dammit!

- Lelêo, where are you going, Lelêo? - Gangrenando Yeah, fuck!

Help me here, Lelêo!

Will not leave, no, my brother!

I'm NGOs, my son, 'll put you on the internet.

Osvaldo, what is happening here .

Do not know, do not.

Celebrity, departs there!

He's breathing.

- Rubs his face on the ground! - To, folks!

Are you okay?

Ficartudo well.

Manoel, one washcloth handle me.

A clean washcloth, that you use to clean the counter, right?

Before cleaning.

- Samanta, help me. - There yuck, Zoe.

- Oh, Manoel. - It was the best we had.

One, two, three and goes.

Arise.

Thanks, Samanta.

You know where I have to go?

Vet Pro.

There's one down here, I'll go with you.

Come on.

- It's over now, huh, guys? Come on! - Come on, come on.

You'll catch the next right.

But not this, not gives hand.

- The next same right that gives. - Okay.

Right, go to the left lane.

Sorry, I was not looking.

Tava, yes.

- Tava, but I did not. - I did not want what?

Look.

I was looking at the Sidney Magal. I tie myself in him.

Are you saying that Sidney Magal is better than my boobs?

Oh, I love you

Oh, I love you, my love

- I dig. - Tô seeing.

I did not was with him in the car, when I arrived...

He had fainted, the dog.

- But the car did not hit? - No.

I mean, he told it to me , not hit.

No, no. Do not hit because no fracture...

Then about that you do not care, you know?

The situation is simpler.

But he did not wake up now, 're well. I do not know if he's right.

He's fine, do not worry. This puppy suffers...

A condition called canine narcolepsy.

The Canine narcolepsy is a very complicated name...

- But actually... - Wait.

- It's canine narcolepsy? - That, ê.

- You do not know narcolepsy? - No.

So why not pay attention to me...

- I know and studied for this? - I've just never heard...

- I write this. Narcolepsy... - I also never heard.

Anarcolepsia canine is a very rare disease.

Is a sudden sleep attack.

This usually happens when the dog're very excited.

Who gets very excited when almost gets hit?

"Excited" is meant for "altered state of mind."

State of Mind...

- Amended. - Search on mobile now.

- Agent understood. - Understood. Okay.

" I get fired up and I start to run..."

playing much, im kidding

Looks like I'm playing Person, hi, person

I'm kidding here.

Look what happens

"Ah, I fell asleep!"

Now is quiet, never hurts if.

Yeah, well born, he lives with it.

Does he know that he faints?

Do not know why he's asleep, it is a little difficult to know.

No he does not remember? He ​​ê fish type?

"I wake up very excited, personal"

Look animadão I I want to play:

"I wanna play, I wanna play !"

- You want to go with the staff? - "I'd love to go with the guys..."

make a little joke."

Spoke that goes with you, just look at . It's looks.

Hi!

Oh, how cute, guys!

What will happen to him now?

What will happen to him?

It unfortunately goes to the kennel. Look at that little feather! For ê.

Worse still, adopting this dog is seriously injured.

Because this disease is almost impossible do eat dog.

You will give the food and he faints.

And the drugs are very expensive.

I think he may even be sacrificed .

- Sacrificed? - Stone dead. It is!

"I'm Vivinho now look"

And shortly, know what happens?

"Dead."

"Unless, of course, you want to stay with me ."

Look here, Zoe.

Acode me here, Zoe.

Dna. Vera.

Sonny!

Vemfalar with your sister comes.

TWO YEARS LATER

know how I know you and Carioca?

You get all day on the couch...

Exit the Paulista waiting to support you, right?

Or fix to sustain you, right?

The apartment ê my father and my mother.

Ah, you know how I know you ê Rio?

Do you still live in the apartment Dad and Mom.

Know how I know you and Sao Paulo?

- How? - You're annoying as fuck.

Oh, is it?

Leléo is the Zoe. The Deco has come around?

- Forget, forget, forget. - Hi, enchanted pearl!

I bet you're still smiling, holy shit!

This mulherte left, damn it!

Six months ago you're listening...

The same message on the answering machine.

There are two things with spider web here:

This message on the answering machine and your dick.

Okay so heat that my eggs are fried.

This, this, it takes up, cheer!

Bring toilet paper is over.

Finished Napkin, is it?

And in the middle of my butt have a mouth?

You were so when lived with Zoe, was it?

The model that turns a supermodel, will turn a miss.

Another short letter from Sandy, another subpoena. Fucked up.

Why did I do that shit that video?

That shit video is genius, huh!

Stopped. Enough stopped.

OPERATION DRY LEL - Enough!

He ​​was just driving because he did not drink.

The senhortem that accompany me to take the test.

And I also.

I think I freaked out, my feet left the ground.

He does not like me.

He did not like my music.

He did not like my music, but okay.

'm Not unanimous, 'm not pretentious like that.

I do not like everyone in the world that has.

I'm just...

I'm just feeling...

I think I'm gonna puke.

I'm not drunk.

Get out, get out of there, mister.

Do not tell anyone.

And I am a serious, serious person.

The test mamo... Breathalyzer.

My God, I'm screwed!

You'll be famous with this shit, shit!

Stay here, stay here, 'll get beer for us.

I am a serious, serious person.

What you did animal?

Spent pro personnel work, dammit!

Oh, relax, go. Fuck!

What's the worst that can happen?

Now we know the worst thing that could happen.

I just wanted things if they decided.

I feel a pang as great inside my chest, Lelêo.

I feel that our generation was spoiled...

Porter watched that shit of "Dragon's Lair".

Agent grew up knowing the hell those kids...

Had died or not.

This may not do well to the head of a child.

But you stupid brats equal to the "Dragon's Lair".

Because, look, you too, man.

When the gate opens, you can leave the world sump...

What do you do? You back to catch the deer unicorn.

So, the portal closes in your face.

She could also have searched me, could not he?

Could have sent e-mail, fax phone.

Hello?

Zoe?

I was talking about you here right now.

Look here.

Want to talk to Deco? Yes, of course.

Deco'm calling for you, hold on .

- Deco, Zoe. - Who?

Zoe.

Zoe?

Hi, Mom.

Mother, just a minute, okay?

Okay, mother. How's lstambul?

Okay Greece?

Look. I'm asking you to pass an e-mail.

Five minutes.

Okay. Vocêjá thing that would make on Monday.

You will advance five minute service on Monday!

Hello? Rita?

'm starting to think people turn off in my face...

Inventing and then get the connection dropped.

- And you also connects on a Saturday, right? - Ah, will.

You're not thinking that poop're too yellow?

Oh, I'm.

I think Queja seen that guy before.

Wiping shit I hate being the other.

No, my love. Not your. Ok?

Super Twins as embarreirando again...

Our idea of ​​competing bands.

Are talking that are out of money.

And if it is that believer who called for radio...

Wanting to burn me alive today?

After not know why everyone is talking...

That radio is an old slut thing that no one likes.

Okay calling me old whore?

No. I'm saying that we works in radio...

A communication vehicle. We have duty, you know...

Forming opinion, new mostrartalentos...

Calm nothing, what's happening?

Ananda? Ananda!

Wow!

Is the second time this week that the Guto only poops afternoon.

Come here, so when vocêjá was carried Guto to walk the Deco?

I gave up calling Deco to stroll.

Why?

Because it was easier to ignore than find that one day...

- He would get off the couch. - Alas, poor thing!

Deary me, right?

Look, two years later...

Single mother of a dog that shits narcoleptic yellow.

- Handle, handle, handle! - No, no, no!

What shit.

Okay.

Mom're going.

Copacabana, lpanema, Leblon, Vidigal, Rocinha.

Go where?

- I do not know. - Pull, pull, pull.

Welcome to the dog crap.

Come discover a new world of relaxation.

A new world of well-being...

A new world care for your cãopanheiro.

Come on, one more time.

Transmits this peace.

Hey, my love!

Thank you.

Okay there, buddy?

Zoé?

- Okay? - Everything.

So, Gutão! Oh, Gutão!

He's cute, huh?

Deco?

What are you doing here?

Whistle.

The whistle pro Guto.

Nê, son?

And you? Huh, man?

Forgot equal to me Mommy?

- Tava miss Dad, I was? - Deco, do not exaggerate, do not!

Sorry.

Can I help?

There is an ideal technique to wake him calmly.

Can I show?

Just give it a little space. Give a licencinha.

- Do you work here? - I own here Store.

Deco, Fernando. Fernando, Deco.

I miss you.

The secret is the energy of the person with your cãopanheiro.

- Cãopanheiro? - 's.

You...

Zoe knows where? Where you know each other?

You will not believe this, but...

Long, I gave class to Zoe.

In cãolêgio?

No, no. I was teaching at the club.

Fernando.

Teacher synchronized.

That's right.

Just a minute.

Can not forget to raise your paw.

Cool the guy turned the water ballet cãomerciante.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Is that I miss...

Guto.

You could leave it with me from time to time, Zoe.

- Hein, punk? - No, no.

Best not, right?

I do not like to leave well alone Guto...

With other people, you know?

And Fernando ê good at it, it helps me a lot with Guto.

Sorry, sorry. Much to solve anything.

- I'll pay for the whistle. - No, think.

Ázoe told me the story of Sandy.

Stay with this whistle.

And look, so here is to you do not forget us.

Look, Zoe. Fernando's here, in the photo.

Good to see you, Deco.

Good to see you, too.

WANT A HAPPY ENDING?

I came to offer me to take care of Guto.

I said: "Zoe, you want me to take care of Guto?". I was cute.

She said, "No. I do not like leave him with other people."

In short, after two years...

She put me on the shelf "other people".

On the side of the motorcycle courier, hairdresser, manicure.

From old gas, the video store fat.

- This all. - You know what you should have done?

Request apologies?

You should have given one of Zed Small for her.

Whistle gets the gift for you.

Whistle and fucking! You can keep that shit, man.

I just want my dog. Larga.

Can keep that mutt for you to toast.

- But what are you doing? - I came to get what's mine, dammit!

Deer.

I'm not that kind of person.

I'll help you out. Come on, go.

I'm now Zoe, will.

- Ázoe you do? - This.

You can say what you want to me that I'm Zoe.

Ázoe not that high.

Now? I'm the size of Zoe? 'm?

What do you think of my boyfriend?

Ah, he's a whore shop, has not?

Oh, and he has a Pintão!

- Ázoe not speak dessejeito. - So, you do so...

You will take well in the middle of your ass...

Because you're a fucking mush, right?

This mulherte changed by professorzinho who took the gourd from her.

She does not want you as a nanny or Dog...

- And you stand there with freshness... - What is your, Zoe!

Do you think you might be parading around the new little life...

And forgets that Guto is also mine?

Just because an asshole found swimming trunks...

Who knows kama sutra canine color is it?

Oh, no, no, no!

's Because he knows how to make the dog little massage...

's Not it, Zoe?

So what? Happens that Guto is also mine.

I found that he went.

To tell you the real, you almost killed the dog.

I saved his life, Zoe!

Now ê total separation of goods, my little love.

Our Deco!

And what you gonna do, huh?

I'll take what is mine.

Are you sure he brings Guto for a ride here?

I only have another half hour lunch, saw?

All passeadortraz the dog for a walk here in the square.

The problem is of type bombadão, you know?

Forte, with ear all rotten?

Then you hit it it here.

What is it? You will give back now?

Guard fucking animal.

Look there. There, there, there.

But it is a child, man.

There's no way you lose in the race for a child, will.

Go, go, go.

Anything.

Large Black Dragon in listening.

Jeca Tatu fucking!

- Backpack. - Is the black soldadão.

Jeca Tatu!

Hi, boy.

Hey, boy, miss!

Deco, is a dwarf, Deco. It's a fucking midget!

Do not miss it in the race for a dwarf.

If you need, my ass drops because he is an adult like you.

That's not cowardice. Go fuck!

Deco...

He runs as fuck!

Listening, Lelêo?

Bring the fucking knife, quick!

I told you to take fucking!

Lelêo?

- What are you doing here? - Tô jogging...

Giving a run. And you, how are you?

- Well .. and this knife there? - Okay?

Lsto here and swiss, look, it opens all...

Cut shoe, tooth, tooth picks his .

And you, how are you going, huh?

Puppy!

Esquisitinho!

- You're right, Lelêo? - Thank God.

Thanks to God Himself.

I just have to praise the Lord even . And you?

- Deco And he okay? - The Deco?

- Deco, he's... - Get out!

Deco're bitten, 're standing in the same place.

Let's talk because you can vent to me.

I'm here now. You do not ê a mine of luck? Found me.

But I...

Help!

Friend, friend!

How so?

You never even spoke to me, far, in five minutes...

Type, we ê friend, vents?

Wait you. Because I grew, I matured .

Now, I am a human being responsible I use tie.

Moreover, we almost was relative, you and Deco...

Puppy ugly, weird.

You're talking about... there's Deco

I think that only he can help.

Is that the guy does not believe him.

He has talent. He has the maiortalento with music.

He could invest in it, you know...

Writing about music, produce music.

I can not say anything.

Ah, you know, suddenly you, right? You're working...

This conversation was not good?

Not a whore conversation brother, huh?

That bitch healthy discussion, not is it?

Healthy conversation and so we need to have more.

- Okay? ATE. - Go away?

Bye, I'll work.

What?

Bizarro.

Jeca Tatu, where are you?

Answers, animal, where are you?

Deco, he escaped from llha Fantasy, man.

ATartaruga Xuxa, Bilbo Baggins're coming to get you.

- Have you seen a dog? - Dog, no.

- Dog. - Just saw cat. Gargamel's cat.

- Was running over there, ran a lot. - Thanks!

Run, Dunga!

Is Chuck! Child's Play.

Calm down, son.

Oh, man!

Where Guto?

Mom, Mom and Dad.

Oh, son.

Here, look.

WANTED GUTO

No.

No, he's with the too long in this photo.

I Tosei him last Thursday.

This is, right? Here you can see.

Okay. Give, give.

This serves nê?

Dobra thus strip them, strip them.

- He puts. - Can leave.

- Update all social networks, right? - Yes

Zoe, you'll be late for the meeting with the Luis and Aluisio.

Oh no, Rita! Gee! Invent something.

Says I'm busy, whatever.

'll Miss a meeting work, Zoe?

I need to find Guto, folks.

- It is, right? - It!

If you find logo, he can die, right?

Bundinha!

Bundinha!

Okay cute, right?

He was so excited to get out fainted.

I did not see you leave home before noon...

Since the Japan Cup

Now I'm a responsible adult.

A Toddynho beaten bread and a sweet schoolgirl...

Maciozinho well as I like, please.

Know how I know you and Carioca?

You do not even care of your ass.

Until now you have not bought the paper.

I'll have to take it here to wipe your ass back home.

It is smart, Robin!

Will not be late for the meeting, huh!

Otherwise, your project manager will be pissed with you.

Besides, who ê your project manager?

- You. - I?

I?

I!

Come.

Go.

Today only three, ê only three, Robin.

Mario called you yesterday?

Which Mario?

Thanks, Robin. Bye bye.

He called you Robin, Batman?

No, that's another thing. Is Robin of Nottingham.

This is the Octavius, the guy who shot an arrow you.

Your assistant who turned your head.

Head, no. Project Manager. You will not promote this asshole.

Forget it, Robin!

- Like you forgot Zoe! - Zoe?

Ah, Zoe remembered.

Zoe and that girl who stole the dog old Deco...

To live a little life of Carlos Manuel...

With the owner of Green World canine. Is this?

- Old Deco? - Old Deco.

- Why you and the new Deco? - I'm the new Deco.

You and the new Deco? It's the old Deco?

The new Deco started fucking bad, huh.

Now you'll have to walk around with fucking around dawn, saw?

On the prowl.

Do you think I care what Zoe thinks?

Wait, let me think.

- If matter. - I do not care.

- If matter. - I do not care.

Do you think I'll care what Zoe thinks?

Interrupt programming of Blast FM...

For a police emergency.

My amazing producer, Zoe Miranda...

Need a lot of help from all of you.

The Guto, my dog, disappeared.

And who have any information about it...

Please contact for radio.

Yeah, he looks like a Lassie. Seems very.

No, he is male.

And he is also a race different from Lassie.

It does not have that so thin snout of Lassie...

It has the shortest nose, chubby .

Anyway, it looks like Lassie, just not ê Lassie, only seems.

For those who're watching us through the site...

We posted a picture of him.

Come on there site, galley, see how it is.

The Guto has an extremely rare disease ...

Then is very important that we find him soon.

Who has any information about it, or find Guto...

Will earn a reward. E giveaways too.

Canequinhas, t...

Markers.

A daAnanda kiss.

've Already Zoé think Guto there.

You know how I know?

Because tiozão that she is eating specializes in dog.

"Xiii" what?

Ah, nobody can know you stole a dog?

Voice down!

Do you think Zoe will forgive old swimming trunks...

After losing Guto?

At that time, gave elajá up to a foot in his ass.

- You're bad, man. - Come on.

You are bad, man.

- And you're nice. - Your soul is dirty.

I can paste here?

I think here is the best place.

Found Guto.

They found!

No, this dog Not Guto.

- Yeah, no, no and no. - Are you sure, ma'am?

It changes a little face when he's in the company of the devil, you know?

Do not get me wrong, not saw, ma'am?

But a dog with a disease that...

If not appeared within 24 hours, gets tough, you know?

Probably...

WANTED GUTO

Guto!

WANTED DESPERATELY GUTO

Guto.

You stay here and behave, saw the son?

The father is back, see?

Stay here.

- Hello? - Hello, is this the Deco?

- He is. - Hi

I wanted to ask you work with our band.

- Are you sure? - Why? Any problems?

Not!

No...

No, that's not it. It I never did this kind of work...

- But I do. - Yay!

A little minute only. Can talk.

General Amorim, 59. Ali in Lapa.

Going up to Santa Teresa.

- What is the name of the band? - I can not speak.

- Ah, can not you? - No. It's secret.

Okay. How did you get my contact ?

Mad.

Guto?

Sorry, will.

Oh, from home!

Are you Sidney?

We are Sidney.

And Your Copies!

Headless Mule

But the doorman is new He ​​did not know me

Yeah Yeah suspiciously suspicious

Safe stop So here pays

That Increases the volume the sound is this here

The Pou bro

The mine Shovel

Take my breath away

You take my breath

Take my breath away

You take my breath away

You take my breath

You take my breath

You take my, my breath away My

hardly knew you, Alcides.

What Doidera, huh?

Agent wanted you to live the experience of the Sydney...

And Their Counterparts.

It was his sister who asked you to call me?

No, she commented that met your cousin...

He said that you was fucked for money...

- Because of the history with Sandy. - The Lelêo...

O Lelêo, he had to be involved.

No, but my sister does not know I called you.

She would never take seriously one of my initiative.

And what do you want from me?

I'm offering you the opportunity to be the producer...

Sidney and Their Counterparts.

E has the crown, there who is it? Almost dead.

Is the Dna. Nora, she ê owns this house here.

Deco, you know I always went crazy portudo which is music.

Everything! Type, and Alexandre Pires?

Is. But ê music!

So, when I heard the wonders you do on the internet, man...

Type Mastruz com Leite mixed with Titans, Grave...

With the Devil to four, man! The gene, the concept, the core...

This band come from you.

- And look, we'll pay you. - But I can not.

You ê brother of Zoe.

£ 20.60, Alcides?

Is what we have at the moment.

Is a little incentive...

For a great career.

- Well little... - 's.

Look, I can not. I can not, I...

- I'm gone, okay? - No, Deco!

- Thank you. Copies. - Deco, wait, it'll be cool.

Deco!

- Toma. - No...

She will call, yes.

Sure, my flower, of course. Okay.

Okay. Namaste. Namaste.

Age of radio.

Zoe, that girl, Rita, she keeps calling...

Elajá're suffering, she's anxious, nervous.

Giving a list of phones that you can call...

- Either mobile or... - I know that. To!

Zoe, I think you should call the Deco.

Nê? He has a right to know has.

Think about it?

I'm going for a run, has come.

Guto's father arrived.

Lelêo?

Lelêo?

When you hear this note , you call me?

I want to know Guto, where is he?

Kiss, animal.

Where and what are you, pet?

Deco?

Hi, Zoe.

- It's alright with you? - I'm fine.

Tô great and you?

Deco, Guto disappeared.

Gone, gone...

Lies, Zoe. What do you mean, gone?

Worried please tell me.

I had left him with Fernando, there in dog crap, you know?

Makes ride.

Wow! You must 're well pissed at him, right?

No. It was not his fault. Fernando is not to blame.

Even now he is helping me enough, trying to find Guto.

He has helped?

Good!

Very good!

Look, it's great to know that some with our dog...

And out of this just fine.

I should not have called you.

So why did you call?

Because I thought it was important you know, that's why.

"Me and Guto... pond."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SOPHY

Feast beautiful, elegant party, wonderful party, party class A.

I know.

Lady.

What are you doing?

Relax, Deco, the dog 're dressed.

And you're dressed why?

Because the invitation said "costume party".

Sophy.

Guto. Guto!

This here is Mariana, not ê, Mari?

And this here is the Deco.

- Deco. - Queja're leaving.

- Came just talk a little business. - Indeed, Mariana...

Who's leaving and Guto. The Deco're only watching the Guto.

Sorry.

The Guto has a disease that is called canine narcolepsy.

Is a disease that, every time he gets very excited...

- Faints. - How do you give food for this dog?

Food?

Food... he has eaten bit lately.

You know who has eaten bit lately?

- I. - He is so cute!

I better take Guto home, right?

Okay tardejá.

- You know how I know you and Carioca? - Shut up!

What it filled sacojá.

For God's sake, I leave you stay in the room today.

For you wake up naked on top of me?

No, thank you.

- I did not know you were... - Not!

- No... no! Not! - Nothing against.

I... not a problem.

- He's my cousin. - Yes, I'm cousin...

Because he is unemployed. Bankrupt, 're living to please at home.

But should're a fucking money to Sandy.

He made a video Sandy ejogou on the internet.

Wait, it was you who made that video Sandy?

- No, I do not believe. - He was.

Guys, I love that video Sandy.

I do not believe it was you who...

- She Loves. - I find it very funny.

But who put on the internet I went.

It Yourself? It's very good thing, people!

I do not believe.

Hey there!

- Nice, see? - Imagine.

- Check back often, seen, Guto? - He'll be back.

Charming.

Thanks! But the party continues, not true?

- She can not stop... - Oh, dear!

You know what I was thinking here , Lelêo?

Does this throw I be failing...

Guto right to pro ration doin worse fainting?

Tô shitting.

Tô shitting for you and that your dog there.

The only time in my life I needed Guto...

You showed up and sabotaged me, so...

Fuck!

Who is it?

Deco, we need you, man!

Alcides?

My Cock!

Yeah, the circus has arrived in town .

- Deco! - Has a playmobicha here.

Soldier takes lead, guess which is for you.

Deco!

Deco, Deco.

Deco, you have to join the band, man.

I will not go in his band.

- Go away! - It'll be cool as hell, man.

Reads, reads, reads: I, Deco, will not...

Join your band!

Guto?

Is Deco...

I'm thinking I'll take a subidinha, okay?

You open for me?

Thank you.

Zoe, when you arrived here as an intern...

Aananda said you were great.

And you were great.

But after all these years as a producer...

During the last days, you barely appeared on the radio.

It's because she's going through a tough time.

Agent does not want a bunch of employees...

Who come to work every day without caring ...

What is being done in this communications company.

Agent does not need a company full of people...

Iguaiszinhas.

We want that Zoe who lived pissing everyone...

Understand? Living talking: "Do this, do that".

And we are willing to do anything...

To have you back.

- Anything? - Just ask.

Can ask.

You know better than anyone that there is years I try...

Topple a new program with Ananda.

Aananda ê voice of our generation, no one better than her...

To open the doors of Blast FM for new blood.

Let's do a live show...

A competition with new bands.

Discover a new Chico Buarque, Mutantes, Sergio Ricardo...

Sergio Ricardo Maybe not, but finally...

The important thing is we do new things...

Differentiate from other radios.

Finding good music.

This is...

Impossible.

Why impossible? You yourself spoke "anything".

We thought you wanted a new desk...

A parking space...

We do not have a budget for that kind of show, you know?

Want a pint?

Not!

No, she will not accept this mug.

It's because I'm the reason people listen this radio.

And the way I speak ill of everybody...

what does everyone want to kill me...

Listen.

And if Zoe wants a show new bands...

We will give her a show new bands.

Either that or I quit.

I mean, if anyone here find completely idiotic...

Everything I just said.

Blast FM, dammit!

Oh, cousin.

It's time for delete these messages here, huh.

Neither the secretary take it anymore.

Yeah, but now will not go, no.

Late for rehearsal band Tô.

Gotta 're too desperate to work for 20 dollars.

60 cents.

I do not know what to do, Lelêo.

I swear I try to give him food , man, but this time...

Relax, cousin, you is the father of the year, old.

What is this?

Look, you're stinking, this dog, do not.

This dog here 're smelling.

I do not think Zoe would believe, right?

Ladies and gentlemen, the wrong answer.

Zoe, old man!

Zoêjá was fucking! The portal opened, Deco.

It's your chance to go for it and prove which is smarter...

Of those potheads "Dragon's Lair".

I'll tell you for the umpteenth time.

Cousin, I do not want anyone entering the portal.

But should.

The portal Mariana, right?

That girl there park the dogs, eh?

What are you up to, huh?

Readying 'm not shit.

Just wanted even if you take away the mold of rolls...

But how you repay me?

With doubt, slander, innuendo, right?

I do not know if you remember, but until recently...

You was using the Guto to give up on this woman.

Ok, seriously now, eating Mariana cousin.

Damn, she's hot, man.

Do you know why? I'm doing this for you , I'm doing it for the family.

My God in heaven, and you will not even giving a pauladinha repay it.

All I want is you say my name there ...

When she daquelejeito, you...

Go Lelêo! Go Lelêo!

Go Lelêo!

Lelêo, al Lelêo.

Go Lelêo! Ai, Lelêo!

Ai, Lelêo.

Lelêo, Lelêo, Lelêo...

Go Lelêo! Go Lelêo! Go Lelêo! Go Lelêo!

Hurt, was it? Talk to Daddy.

You ê father, is it? You should then okay with gonorrhea.

Eat Dog gives it.

Two or one, two can not.

This is what you want, is not it?

Then we will mix all this shit. Come on!

Rock n'roll!

Go on, go, go.

Queen, the Queen Batidão.

No, no, no. Calm.

"I Love Rock and Roll" riff.

This!

The bro

The mine

- "My blood boils for you." - Will not work.

- Magal. - Will not work.

Yours, all yours

Go!

Mine, all mine

Together tonight

Yeah, right!

I give you all my love The

What?

- Still continues, go! - You guys, come on!

I love rock n'roll And my blood boils porvocê

You send me

Cute!

You are what I want

I'm a prisoner

Prisoner that your love

I love rock n'roll And my blood boils porvocê

I love rock n'roll And my blood boils porvocê

Go, go, go! That will!

Police Belford Roxo In Duque de Caxias

Police Madureira, police Diodorus

Saint Kitts, Bonsucesso From Benfica

Pavuna Da, da Tijuca, Quintino Do Cattete, Grajaú

My name is Katia Flavia Agodiva the lrajá

hid here in Cup

My name Katia Flavia is the lrajá Agodiva

I hid here in Cup

I love rock n'roll And my blood boils porvocê

I love rock n'roll And my blood boils porvocê

I love rock n'roll

I love rock n'roll And my blood boils porvocê

I love rock n'roll And my blood boils porvocê

- Very good! - Very good!

- Tomorrow has more test saw us? - Like this?

And tomorrow, Deco, tomorrow...

We could talk Aananda and Zoe...

Because they are looking for new bands to play on the radio.

Look! Lie.

She managed to place the business of the bands?

Gotta. Now the important ê we think of a strategy...

To show you our sound for her.

- I? - 's.

AISidney, copies are yours sister deliver your speech you, man.

The fact that she is my sister êjustamente why...

She will not give me a damn.

She was always envious, since childhood.

- Jealous? - 's.

Tomorrow, we're going to pro my parents restaurant.

You vemjunto, I invite you.

Suddenly, you get distracted, CD lets jump out the bag.

Comment with her.

- Not one cigarette have? - No, no.

No, no.

Come, Guto. Comes with the father comes.

Bye.

Deco, I think you see good.

- I'm glad you feel good. - Tô with this intuition.

Because if you do not come, maybe I distract me...

If I find a guitar there...

And touch her one versãozinha I made, very cute, like this:

Zoe, you should're plotting

For Your puppy looking street

Hein, Zoe, I was already Te ligand

Your dog The Deco was kidnapping

Sit together, sitting, silent

Look, I think super valid you want to subscribe...

The contest, think cool, in fact, I think...

I think it will be good purchases copies to you...

But if you forfalar with her, not me .

Even more after the conversation I had with your sister.

There was a conversation nice, you know?

She will not quererfalar me for a few years.

I think it will, man, she's changed , she's diferentona.

- Diferentona? - It's, like...

Let life take me...

I did not.

Fernando 're putting it to work out, to do pilates...

She's breathing more, you know?

Beautiful to see the doisjuntos Okay, type, thick as thieves, you know?

The site caught the radio.

Hundreds of registration, but is all that?

Michel Lima, Reeboot, Gentle Way.

- Our. - Seems typical, right?

When I finally can, years trying to convince...

Super twins, when I can...

Only looks bad band.

I think you have to empty your head...

And start cultivating success rather than fear failure.

Incidentally, we could give one saucy today to celebrate.

Oh, let's not sleep early today.

Tomorrow you will find my parents in their restaurant, not is it?

- Tomorrow? - 's.

But tomorrow is the Second Parade Cãopanheiro.

In Nogueira, remember?

- Fernando, you... - Zoe...

Zoe, Zoe, calm.

Your parents are always at the restaurant, now...

Second Parade Cãopanheiro, in Walnut...

one chance at life.

Is, until the Third Parade Cãopanheiro.

Sorry.

Sorry, sorry.

No, all right. Also need not be apologizing.

No, no, sorry. I totally egocentric...

Absurd...

But I'm a good person. I can surprise you.

I can positively surprise you.

Want to see it growl?

Ooops. Excuse.

I was surprised you called me.

I was also surprised me.

- Let's get a little something? - I already asked.

A melzinho, for both of us.

Shark.

Fucking hell! Fucking pussy!

Go, baby!

Shark!

Wait, wait. Look.

Smelling Yeah!

- Tô cansadinha. - What? 're Tired?

Come stay watching TV so close together, quietly.

- Okay cansadinha? - Tô.

I know a job...

I learned from my master canine yoga...

Kudoga.

This here is to calm rabid dog.

Come on, rise a little. Look here, breathe.

Do not need to.

And what do you do?

Technically, shit.

I helped an NGO to fucked animal.

I love animals!

And I almost did College of Interior Design.

Oh, fuck off, right?

Fucking hell! Take the big guy ass, right?

Interior Designer!

Go drink there, drink there, drinks there.

Calm, calm, calm.

I can not see...

I drank a little too much.

Ah, man, no longer asshole, huh!

Look here.

Do not stand nor a cachaça.

Will you endure a juicer orange?

Not!

Go!

Good boy!

But first, where is the bathroom?

I need to take a leak.

The kind that goes down well... Burning.

It's all right there?

Now you do not sleep, nê, Guto?

Better than ordering.

That there is no more bitching, agorajá ê bestiality...

- Ê a horror show. - What are you doing?

You will be arrested for bestiality now.

I'll send pro pics Octavius.

- Octavius, what you shot an arrow? - Yeah, ê.

This is the wife of Octavian.

What is it? He's a son of a bitch, ê a psychopath...

He ​​stole my promotion at work...

He spoke to everyone there I pee sitting...

You pee sitting down?

Not, and lie. Do you like sitting pissing girl?

No, but it is only at work.

Because my shoe is too expensive...

I am very tall and my dick is very wide.

- You're sick, you know? - Oh, I'm sick?

You have to treat, you are very sick.

It? And Octavius ​​is what?

My leg gangrene because it and he calls me Robin today.

Because of this you want fuck his wife?

Technically speaking, who did it was Guto, right?

Help me, come. Help me.

You know when you feel you do not have more old for this sort of thing?

No, man, I do not feel these veadagens , no.

I'm needing to change.

Son, arrived in Malta. What a beautiful city!

Here about three months to we're back. Kiss.

Know how I know you is Rio?

Why do not delete fucking these messages.

Good afternoon, Dr. André.

ASandy accuses the non-receipt of the last installment of the process.

Please, when you can, return the connection .

We keep waiting. Good afternoon.

Deco? Deco, we do the following: Meet me right in the restaurant.

The lugarfica left in the third...

Miguel Lemos is between and Siqueira Campos, right?

Deco, Guto just sleeping with his head on the toilet...

I'm taking him to the vet now.

Oh, man!

Deco! You will not believe who gave a radio interview today.

Hmmm i love you

Hmmm I love you, my love

If you knew the lack I'm Zoe, man.

I need to tell her the truth , Guto.

TRUTH.

- Hi - Hi

What are you doing here?

- I came to tell you something, Zoe. - Zoé.

Deco?

- Dna. Vera! - My son!

How the fuck you be, my son?

- Everything good with you? - Everything about you?

Hi, Deco. I invited him to lunch with us, mother.

He said it was with much miss your codfish balls.

- Lots. - Bread and water we do not deny anyone.

And Deco, poor, 're experiencing difficulty.

The problem of Sandy, right?

Come on, let's go. Come and eat.

Come have lunch with us.

I just do not propose a toast because this wine...

- Is a real shit. - This is something that is given at the table?

What would you want to tell me?

What would you want to tell me?

I'm producing a band of his brother.

Not here.

"Sidney and Your Prints"?

Who are the copies?

Seriously, Zoe.

- Oh, mother,. - He'll catch on.

- Abanda ê good. - Have you seen?

You see, Zoe?

You had to invite us to play in the contest radio.

Sidney, hey, entries ended centuries ago.

The show is then tomorrow.

The shownão was only in September?

- Mom, what month we're? - September.

What a coincidence.

No, no, son, son.

Look at mom! No.

- They have other shows. - 'll Have others.

But I wanted that, mother.

My son, forget it and takes a sip of the wine shit!

Murilo!

Murilo bring a new wine to this man did not fill up the bag.

Okay shelf upstairs.

Now, watch the wooden beam that can fall on you...

No need to get so screaming mother!

The kitchen staff is here on the side!

You scream from two years old, I never said anything.

This AI is true.

Luck is the Deco made her a bit off.

Imagine, Dna. Vera.

You made a couple so cute!

For God's sake, what kind of comment is this?

Gee, you know I'm with Fernando .

I'm super fine with it.

Sorry.

I'm also dating, saw, Dna. Vera?

- Do not tell me. - Yeah, I'm dating a girl...

Right foot on the ground, Zoe. Well foot.

- Has an NGO animals. - Do not tell.

What a coincidence, huh?

We both involved with people who work with animals.

You, with a voluntary, successful I, with a businessman...

That is opening the third store.

And he not here where are you?

Oh no, I know. Do not need to talk.

It's working class aquatic ballet.

And DNA. Vera tells me one thing, back then...

He already was marching swimming trunks?

- Was worse, son, it was worse. - It?

E, and...

He had pants as justinhas!

I even said, "This boy ê fagot!"

Dava classes.

For it was not.

Here I separated a bag of sausages for Guto.

Wait. Going, going, gone.

Excuse me, folks.

Zoe...

Well, at least this good ê wine.

Is also a good shit.

FORBIDDEN KISS BOLD

- Hi - Are you okay?

To.

Tô quiet.

- Look there. Want me to help? - No, no, no.

- No need, no. - I'll help you.

Deco, calm, this dress is from knitting will coisar it all.

- It's best coisar he... - Wait.

GIRL

- I want my painting. - To!

I know, I know.

Sai you first.

Okay, I go first.

But you give a little time here, after you leave, okay?

Why?

Why, Zoe?

Zoe, why? Do not like it?

You like everything nê Deco? Until the band of my brother.

Do not see good?

Sorry, to tell you the truth, I do not know what I'm doing right.

You seemed well understood there.

You did not come here today to talk only Alcides, right?

- I'm going out first. - Okay.

I'm remembering Guto.

Even the smell of it I feel you.

Do not give more to delude myself, he will not return.

I'll go first.

Zoe, I need to tell you something.

You're beautiful.

- Hi - Hi

Fernando, we need to talk.

- It is very good, genial ê! - Fits properly, right?

Amúsica, right?

It! Was the Deco produced?

Even Copies of my brother...

Are better than the bands we chose .

My God, this show will be a tragedy . Finished.

But not because I'm producer, right? From here.

I can not put the band my brother to play.

- Not, right? - No.

- Will find it favoritism... - Go...

- Nepotism. - They keep calling, put on the site.

- I dunno, will speak. - Go, go.

Oh, I'll be fired! I will.

You know what? Lets talk! Course!

Then his brother lycra outfit with that...

And calling "Sidney", no one will...

People will not turn on, no one will recognize, do not go.

Now, the stranger will be Deco saving his career, right?

Then, really...

Fucked, Lelêo. Fucked, man.

Ázoe invited us to play on the radio.

Gee, but that there is bad?

I can not play on the radio without telling her the truth.

Tells the truth to her, then you will never more podertocar radio.

Not her.

Go play something else, a lifetime.

Three by one brother, 'm a married man...

If you can not... Wait, wait.

Hey there, friends.

Do the little arrow, makes me a little arrow.

Pull the arrow, sights on it, loose.

- You shot an arrow. - No hiding, no.

Come here.

Guto.

Died.

I knew coach who has...

Beats pro umazinha dog to let him calming down as well?

I saw on the "Animal Planet".

Incidentally, Robin, if you want, you can take a well trained me.

I'll take a well trained your wife.

Smart Stay, Robin.

It is smart, because you can acabartomando an arrow.

Unintentionally.

Claudia Ohana.

He ​​swore to your chin pussy, bitch.

- You sabotaged me fucking... - I?

Yeah, you came up with this idea I return the Mariana...

There at his house, without anyone noticing.

- This is it, we will return the Guto. - That's right, you fucked me.

- No. - We will return Guto, Lelêo.

We do not.

Ázoe will're rehearsing, rehearsing 're going there on the radio...

With the band.

- Agent picks Guto... - Agent not.

And he returns.

There is no way to go wrong, cousin.

Who and dogs...

Cutest these world?

Meets there, Lelêo.

Hello, who is it?

So who is it?

- Speaks, animal! - Ázoe!

Gee, Zoe? Lelêo! Help here, man, help here!

Damn!

E plan? You would not return the Dormonid there...

Until Zoe back to radio? And now?

Now, I will not get dispatch Zoe.

- Primo, is quiet, I... - The car! Use my car.

Okay? Use my car and I see at the door of the building of Zoe.

And if you need...

Whistle.

- Hi - Hi

I thought it would be more fun if we fossejunto...

For soundcheck. I come in?

Okay a mess here, right?

Do not I know your mess nê Deco?

Come on, Deco? It's all tidy.

Yeah, now I'm so...

This neighbor big guy brought a dog to live here with him.

Yeah like he's here inside, right?

Wallpaper, right? It is a superfine here.

All dirty. Now I'm with mania cleaning, Zoe.

I got this thing.

I wanted you to hear the sound we recorded now.

Yeah, your brother, you'll love it.

'll Be super proud.

What's going on here?

- 'm Not managing to calm him. - The whistle makes me.

He swallowed the whistle.

- How swallowed? - Was not dog whistle?

I gave to the dog, and the dog swallowed .

What is this? Huh?

We scares the dog, he gets excited and ...

- Faints. - Got it.

Got it.

Could investing in the orange harvest today.

- Orange? - Is, shares are up.

The Portuguese went into a ship with a kite and...

Hand on head, pushcart, bum!

I need to calm this dog, Lelêo. What do I do?

- Help Daddy, help... - Deco, is it okay?

- Come on! - One minute, I'm going.

According to "Animal Planet", has a little something...

You can do to calm the pet.

I?

- You'd jerk off to the dog? - Of course not.

- You'd jerk off to the dog! - You think I'd...

So you wanted this?

- To stick it up your ass! - That's disgusting!

That's sodomy mixed with bestiality.

As this dog was a child and you were the priest.

- Are you a canine punhetero. - Shut up!

Punhetero puppy!

OTHER VEHICLES BUS

PUSH

Go dartudo right, Deco.

Come here.

Come here.

Pifado Elevator, boy.

I think which is why that my blood boils.

Oh my God.

NOTICE NEW BANDS TO JOIN

Are you that guy from the band of copies, right?

- What is your name? - Deco. Deco.

Deco. Pleasure.

Look there.

License.

I'll be a dasjuradas today.

Aananda told me that you mix several famous songs, Right?

.

Vocêjá requested authorization pros artists?

- Yet. - No?

But will ask, it's already in the loop.

- Ah, okay. - We will ask.

Look there, huh. Because once a guy took one of my songs...

And made a video of shit there and put on the internet.

- I was really a bitch. - Clueless.

Request was just to have, right?

- Sandy... - Agorajá also spent...

Already sued the idiot. It's all right.

Buster.

- Well, even more. Pleasure. - Bye.

Good luck!

Dog! Guto! Dog.

Come on, get raises. Come.

Come on.

Fucked.

Alcides.

You saw the Deco there?

Saw Deco?

's All right here, right?

Saw Deco around?

No. Deco, no.

But...

You.

Yeah, you.

I offended you, was not it?

You'll do what with these tools there?

With such a small knife? You will cortartodinha me, is it?

You came here to kill me?

Not! I work here.

Here? You...

You will not, then kill me more?

I mean, since when you work here?

I've never seen you here before .

I fix the Sound box, amps and stuff.

Oh, how interesting!

Michael, the studio speaker 're still poor contact.

Calling all cars, calling all cars .

Mayday, mayday.

Exchange, Roger.

Put ​​that shit and watch in what I have to talk!

This doggie, he'll be fine.

In this regard, I ask you not worry.

It is quiet, okay?

Now, take care, okay? He's in a deep sleep...

He'll wake up in a fit of pelancas, okay?

So, take care...

Attack pelancas...

Attack pelancas, dear, exactly.

This is a medical condition, it will wake zureta...

A bit groggy.

Inclusive, for he's asleep, my cousin was going to hit...

What is this ass here in this dog? I know?

That here...

This here is a whistle.

He shat the whistle, and will crap ojuízo shortly.

Are you nuts? You stuck a whistle ass in this dog?

No...

Where are you, pet?

Pick up that phone and call me.

- Thank you. - Takes the whistle...

Ojuiz you will need of this business.

Got game this weekend.

Moses, please get the tranquilizer.

Need to get high after this bastard here.

In an hour the stage ready, ok?

- And Nanda, and the Deco? - Nobody answers.

- Agent was passing the sound. - Testing.

- Sorry. - Testing.

- Zoe. Zoe. - Oh, fucking hell!

I found all, Deco kidnapped Guto simply.

- Fernando, that ugly thing! - Not?

I also found the final straw.

Fernando, you're inventing this story.

- I was in the house of Deco... - How so, I'm making this up?

- It's here producing a show. - Moses... the dwarf told me!

Deco and Lelêo...

I was about calling you

Your dog The Deco kidnapping was

I was showing some music for them.

- Why did he pass out? - He did not faint.

He's well from that hour that you would...

Shit, Lelêo!

- You'd hit a wank... - Help me, beast!

Deco, let's get this shit around 're closing the portal.

- I can not leave him alone. - Can not fucking, fuck!

The vet said it's okay.

If he's passed since that time , can be serious!

- I have to talk to Zoe. - Then and takes account now.

Yourself at home, okay?

Calm, Zoe.

How could you do that?

- I would explain. - No explanation.

So, why do you ask? Because it has no explanation...

You kidnapped Guto?

Look, attack pelancas!

Guto!

Not! To!

! To!

Guto! Guto!

Guto!

- Guto! - Easy, easy!

Expected.

Come here.

Wake up, wake up, Guto!

We're here.

Hey, man.

Give a kiss to mommy, mommy licks as well.

In painting, the son, the pint!

Guto.

Ah, my son.

OIE, man!

Are you okay?

Hey, man!

Are you okay?

He's right.

Zoe, I'd tell you the truth.

Now it's easy, right, Deco?

Passed.

You saw what you did, right?

- I have to go back to radio. Taxi! - I'm with you, Zoe.

No, no, Fernando, far enough.

- For, for, for. - No, I will...

For taxi.

You can give one licencinha, please?

- Put it here for me, please. - Thank you.

- Zoe leaves... gives license. - Okay, already.

Sorry.

Sorry.

But I think it will be important for your personal growth.

Plumpy!

PASSAGE OF TIME CARRIER

A MAN NAMED SIDNEY nothing is created, everything is copied

I did not say that the video of Sandy 'd let you famous?

At least now I do not need more pay compensation.

Okay with ass full of money, right?

- Paid off the debt? - She forgave the debt...

By a musical partnership.

Hey, cousin.

Remember when you were going to spend the holidays at home?

You spent the whole day lying on the couch...

And my mother spoke: "Deco, hence posing...

Douche bag. Come sunbathe ":

You would not do shit, right?

But two months now, what you did

Let kidnap a dog?

Let's eat woman married?

Let's eat Zoe in her father's restaurant

Let's hit a hand job to the dog

None of it did not hit anything handjob

Fuck-well, fuck What is matter, cousin

You touched the whorehouse fucking

Rock n'roll, baby

You finally got a reason to do things

This is worth than any shit...

than any shit you've done

know how I know you is Californian

How?

Sometimes you speak fucking cute, huh, bro?

- Fuck you! - Give a hug to your cousin.

- This is veadagem. - Not veadagem.

- That's titty squeezing. - This is veadagem fucking!

I'll comertua ass, I'm not deer!

Six and forty-two in Rio

And you are listening to the new Blast FM, no strings attached fucking!

And do not forget that on Friday...

We'll kick things off in earnest from live shows...

Here on radio, ê!

Well, shortly, Voice of Brazil...

Before but we still have time for one more ...

Face would be worth a relationship that has everything...

To go wrong?

Know your piriguete girlfriend who falls for the boss...

Married and you say: "My daughter, 's it will not work, no!"?

Well that's not going to work.

And then it would be worth anyway?

Call Now, 3555-6969.

Why do not you leave Guto home?

'll Take for me to leave you alone again, right?

Got some on line, who speaks?

Ananda, I am your fan!

Aprogramação new radio're very good.

I love you very, very much!

I wish I could take you home...

Kill you very slowly, cut you into little pieces...

And keep us in our gongada that more special.

So? It is worth face one doomed relationship?

Yes or no?

Can you talk?

If you like the person, it is clear that worth.

Deco?

Can you go just a little faster?

At the time, my old not only that here and helicopter, no.

ON AIR

If the relationship does not work out as ...

Does not make sense you like the person.

I just want you to stop thinking...

That some arrangements may be much more important...

From all errors.

Asua idea of ​​success is turn on the radio here...

And expose our life to all listeners, is it?

Friend decreases. It's working a business here.

Now, because I did not know, now that I ...

Right then.

Okay.

Guys, I'm Zoe and Miranda.

I'm the new artistic director radio here.

And that we're talking about here ê Deco, Andre Pereira.

Hey, girls, vocêsjá...

I actually met this guy and fell in love madly.

The only problem is that relationship at the beginning...

You only see the good side of else.

Gives increased there.

One day, two years later...

You wake up and realize that the guy will never change.

And the relationship does not have to work.

I could not change. Anything I do...

Anything...

I'd never find me good enough for you.

Good enough?

Deco...

After a while, you could not take the computer guy.

Era computer, couch, sofa computer.

Had to be begging you to do something.

- Is boring and being boring. - I know.

I wanted you to grow.

Not for me, for you.

What story bitch, huh, Shark?

There, there, there.

Okay, can get the change, right?

Hey, Shark, fagot!

As whats the smell of the future, huh?

Dude, I was relieved of the post of my garage.

You do not want to rent one nostril for me?

I know I've never been a good boyfriend .

But we only realize that when we take one off...

And wakes on the same couch where we never left.

I was never good to take initiative.

Maybe I'm completely late, Zoe...

But I can not let to thank you...

Me want to do things.

Deco, you kidnapped Guto.

What would you want me to do with this information?

Nothing, Zoe.

I do not want you to do anything .

I just want you to know...

Every minute, every second with you and Guto...

Worth it.

That's it.

You're wondering what this discourse ?

You want one now I give mela-underwear response, so...

Type, I love you?

Deco?

Deco?

Reacts, douche bag!

A new proposal, right? Is experimental.

We're seeing if it works.

Deco?

Guto! Guto!

Guto!

To. Stop it.

I was kidnapped Guto to get back at you, Zoe.

Sorry.

I just do not want to lose what we had.

With you...

And Guto on my side...

I had a family.

For me, it's worth it.

Ladies and gentlemen, you will not believe...

Seven night in Brasilia, the Brazilian DST.

Fuck!

Now fuck?

Voice of Brazil.

SIX MONTHS LATER

Family is perfect for those who have amnesia.

For who can forget quarrels with his wife...

Shit dog...

Crying son...

Even if only by umsegundo.

Why I do not believe in perfect family.

Go on, go, love.

But...

Also do not know anyone who has had a perfect day...

Side without someone to share.

NO KILL PUPPIES

I'm just...

I'm just feeling...

I think I'm gonna puke.

Drank, drank, drank drank, drank

Get out, boy!

I'm not drunk!

I am a serious person!

Passed.

Movie "Mato no dog."

"I do not want to die

I can not die, boy."

Damn!

Xuxa.

Will not do, no, paquita?

Emilio.

If nobody here find completely idiotic...

Everything I just said.

No, it's stupid, no.

Genia, you are a genius.

"I'm a very cute little dog

I am a puppy too crazy."

"Étetra, tetra!"

Fuck, Lelêo.

I'm Lelêo, And you, asshole!

I know, I'm talking to myself.

- It did not take medicine. - I'm talking about me.

Hi, Gustavo.

As the SpongeBob. Warning, I'm ready.

Meet me on the...

- "In house" would be fucking. - In Building.

Fucking hell!

I'll meet you there.

I use bezel.

I'll use the telescope in his ass.

You'll shove it up my ass then I'll see star.

- There will be a telescope. - Then the moon will be around.

Turn off your cell phones.

No, okay.

He is playing me!

Celebrity!

The dog is getting too excited, folks.

Child beard. Sperm with leg.

Fetus Barbosa.

Bruno Gagliasso.

I knew coach who has...

Umazinha beats pro puppy...

The guy made absurd here.

What's going on here?

You just crap, 're stinking fucking.

Is a shit, man. I can not believe he did it.

Tô needing change.

Okay needing a spanking Cock.

Fuck you.

Temjeito not to pack...

Come on, he comes to me and says, the guy calls my chin pussy!

- It was bad, right? - Looks good.

RIO DE JANEIRO "NO KILL DOG" MOVIE

WELCOME TO Copacabana

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