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Oh, hey.

Hey, what's going on?

Uh, you know, I don't know.

It's like fucking crazy out there right now.

What do you mean?

Like, I don't know, I went to the store to get us some shit, right?

There's nothing fucking there.

God, like, I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

There's nothing fucking there.

God, like, no toilet paper at all.

There's no water.

Like, hardly any food is on the shelves.

What store did you go to?

I went to fucking Walmart.

Walmart's out of toilet paper?

Walmart is out of fucking toilet paper.

Yeah.

That's crazy.

It's fucking insane.

People were acting crazy, like, don't go near them and shit.

It's like, what?

Like, I'm just trying to walk through the fucking store, right?

You don't know what's...

So are they, like, out because, like, a truck got hijacked?

Or are they, like, out because...

I don't fucking know.

I have no idea what's going on.

I don't watch the news, you know that.

Honestly, I don't pay attention to the news either, so...

Dude, we need to figure out what's going on because if we can't find shit, we're going to be really screwed.

Well, that's really weird.

Well, that kind of makes sense though because I heard, like, lots from our apartment, I saw...

I heard, like, lots of sirens going on and then, like, lots of honking.

I heard some neighbors yelling at each other a couple minutes ago.

Why the fuck is everyone going crazy?

I don't know.

Like, suddenly now we're just hoarding everything?

Like...

I don't know.

Why?

Like, why do you need, like, 32 rolls to wipe your ass?

I don't know.

But we have plenty of stuff.

I kid.

Is your bathroom, like, full?

I just bought a bunch of shit yesterday.

I mean, yeah, but I figured I'd, like, get the shopping going for this coming month, you know what I mean?

Alright, well listen, I'll go shopping tomorrow as much as I can.

I'll hit whatever stores I can.

I think what grocery stores get shipments every day, I think.

I think.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Do you know where our other roommate is?

No, I haven't seen her.

Alright, well...

Maybe she's out there trying to figure out what's going on.

I don't know.

But...

Alright, well let me get off my phone.

I'll see what's going on.

What are you doing for the rest of the day?

I'm just gonna go in my room and relax.

Maybe try to figure out what's going on.

I don't know.

Honestly, I don't even know if I really care.

I mean, I do.

It's just weird, you know?

Like, it's really random that people would just start acting like that.

Yeah, well something's going on.

I don't know.

Okay.

I'm not gonna panic either, but...

Yeah.

I will figure it out.

Yeah, you find out.

I'm just gonna go chill in my room.

So, if you need me, let me know.

Alright, awesome.

Thanks for letting me know.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, hey.

Hey.

Can I come in?

Yeah, sure.

Come on.

Cool.

Okay.

So, I don't know what you're seeing on your computer.

I don't know if you're looking, but I was online on my phone just a second ago.

And, well, it seems like our state has been shut down for some sort of medical emergency.

I don't know if you see that anywhere on your computer, but...

I know.

I've been looking, but I haven't really seen that.

Okay.

Well, yeah, we're shut down.

We're supposed to actually stay inside, lock the door, throw away the key, and all sorts

of crazy, dramatic shit.

Something called, like, quarantining ourselves.

Are you serious?

Is that why people, like, don't come near me?

I guess so.

Yeah, that's part of it.

You're supposed to have, like, suggested, like, gloves and masks and something.

I don't know.

What are we supposed to get gloves and masks?

Like, you can't just fucking go to the store and just buy that shit.

And even if you can, it's probably all fucking gone.

Well, I haven't been out yet, but according to what you said earlier, yeah, it's probably gone.

Oh my God.

Why don't you look on the lot real quick?

Maybe we can grab some from, from, uh, Slamazon or something like that.

Yeah, I know what I want.

Or from Oogle or something.

Let's see.

Wait, I think I found something.

Yeah, they're all fucking out of them.

How are they out so quick?

Like, we just found out about this.

Like, how is, like, how is every store, everywhere online, fucking out of them?

I don't know.

Honestly, I feel like a retard.

I mean, I haven't been out in two days and really we don't really go out too much.

We're kind of homebodies.

All the roommates.

Jesus Christ.

Wait.

You're the first person who's actually been out this week.

Don't you have some?

Like, gloves and masks?

Our roommate's gone.

But, yeah.

Hold on a second.

Did you?

You're right.

You're right.

I mean, yeah, you should, you should look.

Because, like, I can't find it online.

You can't get it out of stores, so.

I have a box of gloves in my kit and I have some masks too.

All right, listen, I'm going to leave them by the front door.

If you decide to go out or if our roomie comes back in,

let her know because she's probably, like, up in the college like the rest of us.

Right.

Cool.

All right.

Whatever you think.

Hopefully, hopefully you find them.

This is fucking crazy.

I can't believe we're on lockdown.

I don't even know what that means.

I'm going to watch the news or something.

Maybe you can find out.

Are you going to be on the computer most of the day?

Yeah, I'm just going to be sitting here apparently for however long.

I don't know.

All right, cool.

I'm going to leave the stuff by the door.

Okay.

Oh, hey guys.

It is day two.

Fuck.

I'm just going to get changed and I don't know.

Let's see.

Try to fucking head outside.

See if I can get something.

I don't know.

We'll see what there is out there.

It's crazy yesterday.

So, you know, today is going to be like even worse, you know?

Just like, how are you supposed to like get shit and stock up if everyone's buying everything?

It's just fucking hoarding.

That's not fair to everybody else.

Like, y'all got multiples of everything and then you have people that are like, I have hardly anything, you know?

But I don't know.

I guess it is what it is, right?

People are just fucking going crazy in the world right now.

I'm stuck at home and I'm fucking sitting here all the time in this fucking zipper.

Okay.

Well, I guess you could say wish me luck, right?

See if I can find something.

Not have someone freak out because I walked past them to go down an aisle to get something, but let's see what we can do, I guess.

All right.

You know, I feel really bad like screaming at my roommate yesterday.

I just, this shit's scary.

Like, we're in lockdown now.

You can't find shit either if you need to go to the store.

Okay.

Well, I'm dressed.

Just got to wash my hands, put my gloves and mask on and see if I can find something out there.

So, hey guys.

Make sure you wash your hands, okay?

Okay.

I'm going to wash my hands again.

It's like, day just fucking started and I swear I've washed my hands like 30 times.

I'm like going fucking crazy, guys.

Like, I hardly even know what's going on, but I'm like fucking flipping out.

I mean, like, look at me.

Like, I'm fucking so much soap, right?

Like, fucking clean everything.

That's what I need to fucking see if I can find at the store today.

I'm going to find like cleaning supplies.

I don't know.

We'll see what I can find.

That shit's probably a little fucking gone too.

Oh, god.

Jesus Christ.

Like, how clean can you fucking be?

I'm just telling my roommates.

Oh, I didn't think about my roommates.

Fuck.

Oh, god.

I'm going to have to like go over.

I'm going to have to do like a fucking cleaning class with my roommates.

Like, make sure you sanitize and wash your hands.

Like, oh, god.

Okay.

So, soaked.

Fucking rinsed.

Like, crazy.

I'm drying my hands now.

Okay.

Let's like, let's, guys, cross your fingers for me.

Let's hope we can find something today.

Okay.

Well, let's head out.

Oh, hey, Afton.

Where are you going?

I'm fucking getting my gloves.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

No.

You need to back the fuck up there, buddy.

Are you serious?

Yeah, like, seriously.

Back the fuck up.

Haven't you, you said you were looking at shit, right?

Oh, these fucking gloves.

Here you go.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

These are fucking gloves.

Jesus.

Yeah?

Like, fucking distance yourself.

Six feet.

Well, this is like eight feet.

I don't know.

Like, do we have a fucking measuring tape because...

In the toolbox, actually.

Oh, my god.

All right, we're gonna have to get that shit out and like...

Are you for real right now?

Fucking these gloves, man.

We live together.

So, like, okay, look, I'm gonna go to the store.

I'm gonna try to find fucking cleaning supplies.

See what I can get.

If I can get this even around my ear.

There we go.

Ah.

All right, I probably look like a fucking idiot right now.

I'm not gonna say.

Don't say.

Probably just gonna make me mad.

Get the tape measure out for when I get back, okay?

We're gonna fucking mark shit.

And if her roommate comes back, I don't know where the fuck she is.

Tell her she needs to fucking...

I don't care.

Living room, guest bed.

She can fucking sleep somewhere else, but she's not sleeping in the room with me, okay?

I'll be back.

Dude, it's fucking wild out there.

What do you mean?

My god.

Okay, it was fucking bad yesterday, but it is worse.

Like, you can literally...

You can't find anything.

There's no toilet paper.

There's no bread.

There's no cleaning supplies.

There's no meat.

Fucking tuna.

Shit is gone.

Hey, hey, what the fuck did I say?

Back the fuck up.

Oh my god.

I have not left the crib.

I don't care.

You...

Oh.

I don't care.

That doesn't mean shit.

Okay?

Everyone's fucking going crazy right now.

I'm going crazy too.

Whatever.

But, you know, fucking...

We need to be wearing these gloves.

Fucking mask.

Cleaning shit.

Okay.

Did you get anything?

How come you're empty handed though?

Seriously.

You didn't buy anything.

You can't find anything.

Stores are empty.

It's insane out there.

So you didn't get toilet paper?

Didn't get toilet paper.

You didn't get a hand sanitizer?

No.

There's nothing fucking out there.

Where's the Lysol?

I thought you were going to get Lysol or something.

Yeah, you can't fucking find it.

I mean, I can look online for that shit.

But I don't fucking know, dude.

Has our roommate come back yet?

No call, no show, nothing.

Where the fuck is she?

I don't know.

She probably got a pile of toilet paper in her car though.

I bet you she's going to come through.

Trust me.

I swear.

Okay.

Well, again, if you see her before I see her, you let her know she is not fucking sleeping in the room with me.

I swear.

No.

No.

Not fucking doing it.

I'm going to fucking go to my room and, you know, do my own thing.

If you need me fucking say something like fucking knock.

Okay.

Matter of fact, like you need to put on a fucking mask.

Okay.

Gloves like what I have.

That's what you need.

Okay.

I'm going to go to my room.

If you need me, if it's only if it's fucking serious, I'll be in there.

Oh my goodness.

These gloves make me fucking slippery.

Oh my god.

Okay.

Just fucking get relaxed I guess.

Dude.

Fucking.

Shit.

Okay.

Can I even undo a button with fucking clothes on?

Oh.

There's a tube on my desk.

Okay.

Well, I have fucking everything off I guess.

Oh.

That makes things like so much cooler.

Okay.

Just fucking relax.

This shit is stressful guys.

Oh my god.

Couldn't find anything at the store.

I did find this though.

Let's see.

The only thing I could fucking find.

Lube and fucking condoms.

But who the fuck is going to come over here and fuck me now, right?

God.

Fucking horny.

All I want to do is fuck.

No one is going to want to fucking come over here.

They're all going to be out of their fucking minds.

I mean.

Normally, condoms are not my thing.

I just need to fucking find someone to fuck.

I mean, I have my roommate but that's weird though.

He's a fucking dad like.

I mean he's not like my dad but.

I mean I guess it wouldn't be that weird.

It's just another fucking person, alright?

This shit is fucking frustrating.

Okay.

I just need to fucking shit.

It's hot.

Okay.

Just fucking.

Fucking cool down for a second guys.

Makes it even harder when you're wearing glasses.

Oh my god.

Okay.

I mean there's no one else in the fucking room with me but.

Shit's fucking.

It could be in the air.

You know like it could be in the fucking air.

We don't.

I don't know that.

I don't know if it's in the air or not.

Like do you know if it's in the air?

Fuck.

Anyways.

Back to fucking like.

How is anyone fucking supposed to work?

You're supposed to be like six feet apart, right?

You can't fuck somebody.

I'm so fucking horny.

This is so frustrating.

Okay.

You're supposed to be six feet away.

You want to fuck.

What do you do?

Like.

You know one's dick is going to be fucking six feet long.

That'd be crazy.

Okay.

You know what?

I got the lube.

I got the fucking condoms.

We're going to go for this shit.

Okay.

Just need some debt guys.

Fucking took that.

Shit took forever these gloves.

Yeah I know right.

They're fucking a pain in the ass.

But.

I mean whatever it takes to fucking put some sort of a barrier right.

What's that?

Sanitizing spray.

So we're going to sanitize you before we do anything.

You're serious right.

Yeah I'm fucking serious.

Okay come on.

Stand up.

Okay come over here.

Let me.

Let's take your.

Hold on a second.

Shorts and shit.

Like.

There we go.

You sure you want them all the way off.

I mean for right now because I'm going to spray you so.

Okay.

Yeah hold your shirt up.

Now remember don't touch me okay.

Alright.

Let's see.

Get your sides because you know.

Hey that should be good.

Yeah do I.

Oh my spritz.

Okay.

Yeah and it's a grapefruit.

So.

It tastes fine.

Can you smell it because it's burning my balls.

Yeah I can.

Sounds great.

But you know that's the fucking.

That's what you get you know.

If you want pussy.

You're going to have to fucking feel the burn.

I mean sucks but.

You know quarantine.

Six feet.

Kind of close right now.

So.

Take the risk.

God.

Okay.

Fucking hot in this shit.

Isn't it.

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Well.

I'm.

Going to put a condom on.

Okay.

Can I sit down.

You want to pull my pants up.

How do you want to do this.

Yeah.

Here let's pull these.

So.

Is that good.

There we go.

All right.

Yeah go sit down for you know.

I'm going to if I can get this shit.

Okay.

Oh my god this is.

Fucking pain in the ass.

Okay.

A mess just fell off.

Dude really.

Really seriously.

Hold on.

You're supposed to fucking keep that shit on.

I'm trying to.

Okay.

Let's see.

I'm.

Fucking.

Are you supposed to fucking open this with.

That's.

Okay.

All right.

So this is going to be a pain in the ass.

So.

Like.

I don't know.

I don't really feel like it.

So this is gonna be a pain in the ass.

So like, I don't know.

I don't really fucking use condoms that often.

I know, I know, but can I make a suggestion please?

Can you put a little bit of lube on me?

Do you have the lube?

Did you buy some lube?

Yeah, I got this.

Yeah, put it on me.

Yeah.

Okay.

And then put that on it.

I rub the lube on, is that good?

Alright.

It's like fucking learning something new.

Fucking distancing.

I know, I know.

We usually use condoms in our business, but.

Alright, this way?

This way?

Uh, yeah, that way so you can roll it down.

Alright.

Yep.

Pretty good.

Alright.

Okay, it's on.

Okay.

So.

Oh.

God, I fucking hate condoms.

You hate condoms too, right?

I'm not really used to them.

I'm not surprised that it's working.

Yes.

I mean my penis, but you're cute and psychotic at the same time.

Oh, thanks.

I mean that in the best of ways.

Okay, so wait, how the fuck am I supposed to like?

You just, you want to just give me a hand job I guess at the beginning?

I mean, I guess, but like I have my mask on so you know.

You want to?

Want this?

Sure, why not?

These gloves.

It's weird because I can feel it going on, but I can't feel it going on.

Does that make sense?

Yeah.

Okay.

See, I told you we could make it work.

Perfect.

Like you know.

Let me scoot you out a little bit.

Perfect.

Okay.

This feels fucking weird.

Yeah.

This is definitely new.

There we go.

Alright, I mean I guess it can.

I mean I guess we can, I guess we could try it, right?

Suck it?

I mean yeah.

Sure.

That's like part of fucking, right?

Yep.

I want dick so.

God, I hope this doesn't fucking taste weird.

Oh it does taste weird.

Okay.

This shit's fucking gross dude.

Oh fuck condoms.

Oh god, it's so gross.

Why don't people even fucking use this shit?

Do you know why people use this?

I mean besides obviously not to get pregnant, but fuck.

Should I take this mask off?

No!

I said no!

Look, mine is off.

I'm gonna leave you fucking breathing on me, okay?

Alright, alright.

God, I'm just turning in a good mood.

I'm gonna ask a fucking stupid question.

Wow.

You didn't feel anything through this shit?

Sort of, I mean.

God, this is so frustrating.

Are my balls suckable?

I mean, I sprayed them, but no.

Really?

No, we're not, no.

That's why they're still covered.

Oh.

I mean if you think about it, like the condom is like a glove on your dick, like on my hands.

So, they don't make that for balls.

So.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

It kind of feels good.

It's weird.

I feel kind of sensitive, like I might be able to come, but like.

I feel like I'm sucking on a balloon.

Which part, like that part?

What does it taste like?

Um, I mean.

Do you taste the condom or do you taste the lube?

What do you taste?

At first it was the lube, definitely.

Now it just tastes like fucking rubber.

Does it smell like rubber too?

Can you smell like, I mean I did take a shower.

Do you smell dick or do you smell condom?

No, I definitely smell condom.

Yeah, no.

It's not your dick anymore.

The condom is taking over.

But it's keeping us safe, so.

It's fucking annoying.

I mean like yeah, but like condoms feel so fucking weird.

Okay, yeah.

Let's fucking, I want to fuck.

I want dick.

Okay.

So.

One.

Let me just take those off and then maybe like bend over doggy style on that thing.

And then um, split some lube on your vag.

Sounds good to me.

Okay.

I'm gonna go get some lube.

Okay.

Is there still like a no hands off rule or some shit?

Um, what your hands?

No, you're not putting your hands on me.

Dude, like what did I tell you?

Fucking.

So is fucked up.

You want pussy, you want pussy, I want dick.

You're not gonna fucking touch me.

Alright.

Sorry.

Sorry, not sorry.

Yeah, okay.

Fuck that.

Alright.

Here, so.

Get some lube.

Oh, there we go.

Okay.

I mean, ah,

this isn't too bad.

Not terrible.

Ah.

Oh man, that feels good.

Good.

Ah.

Your pussy is

so fucking sexy.

Not to exploit you by your

vagina, but it's fucking hot.

Thanks.

Ah.

Oh my goodness.

Alright.

Ah.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck.

Are you feeling much

with this condom?

Kind of, like

what I feel is that your vagina is

helotite.

And I can see that your fucking pussy lips

are like clinging to my cock,

but feeling

was like the feeling of hot

vagina, I don't feel that at all.

Ah.

Hmm.

Hmm.

I mean, like, it feels

good. Your butt cheeks are fucking, does it feel

good for you? I mean, I feel a lot better, but.

The condom is so fucking annoying.

Ah.

Ah.

Shit.

Ah.

I like it when you put your butt on me

like that.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh my gosh.

Alright.

Oh.

Oh.

Hmm.

Oh my.

Oh my.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Hmm.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck, it's so hard to breathe.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh my god.

Ah.

Oh my fuck.

Ah.

Oh shit.

Ah.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh.

Yeah. You want to try a different position?

Yes.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. That might be better.

Yeah.

What is your thinking?

My shit just has me like

irritated and then happy

and then

Oh.

Yeah. Make sure you're keeping

that mask on.

Okay?

Get that shit in there.

Oh my gosh.

Hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

No.

Oh.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Yes. Fuck.

Oh.

Ah.

Ah.

Yes.

Oh shit.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Ah.

Feels awesome. Whatever you're doing, do that again.

Hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh.

I need to fucking breathe.

Sit down.

Sit down.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Hmm.

Shit.

Oh my goodness.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Take this mask.

Sorry.

Dude, what did I say about the fucking mask?

I know, I know. Sorry.

I can't breathe.

I mean, like, I'm doing most of the fucking work

and I can hardly breathe.

Like, dude, I was about to fucking come.

You ruined it.

You know what?

This was a fucking bad idea.

Okay.

Alright, I'm gonna go.

Oh my fucking god.

That was fucking ridiculous, guys.

Like,

fuck it's hot.

Okay.

Tried it.

Not gonna say it wasn't

good.

It was alright.

Fucking hate condoms.

These gloves

and this fucking mask, which

I should definitely put this back up.

Are so fucking annoying. Like,

dude, how the fuck am I

supposed to breathe with this shit on?

But if I take it off,

like, who knows?

Who fucking knows? I could get sick.

I could fucking get whatever

the fuck this shit is

if I take this off.

If I take my fucking gloves off

and I touch something, which

shit, I should

I need to clean that.

I forgot that.

Guys, what the fuck am I supposed to do?

Like, what am I

supposed to do?

This is so frustrating.

Like, I just want, like,

some good fucking dick.

I just wanna suck some good

dick. I just wanna fuck some good

dick. Without a fucking

condom.

You know what?

I could probably make an exception.

If I have my gloves on, I have my mask on.

It should be fucking fine

if we do this without a fucking condom.

Yeah. We should

be good. I don't know, though.

He's probably pissed.

I fucking, like,

starved off. Like, literally all he did

was, like, take his mask off so he could breathe.

Which I needed to do.

And I fucking, like, I went off.

Like, I just fucking went off.

But I told him. I said, hey, you wanna fuck?

You gotta wear the fucking

gloves and mask. Like,

okay. Maybe I'm

overthinking. I'm fucking overthinking this shit.

Like, dude, literally

we just fucking found out about this.

Just needed to fucking

calm my shit.

Okay. I'm gonna try this again.

He's out there.

And I'm just gonna go fucking, I'm gonna

try this. I'm gonna try this.

See if I can fucking

get it this time without freaking the fuck

out. Okay.

Fucking gloves, man.

Fuck.

Here.

No.

No.

I take that question works.

Go.

Go.

Mmm.

Good.

Like.

Like.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Good.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Good.

Good.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Ah.

Ah,

I'm so much better without the condom.

Ready to change your blood.

Me too.

No.

I'm so much better without the condom.

Me too.

No.

I'm so much better without the condom.

I'm so much better without the condom.

Me too.

I'm so much better without the condom.

Me too.

I'm so much better without the condom.

I'm so much better without the condom.

I'm so much better without the condom.

I'm so much better without the condom.

I'm so much better without the condom.

I'm so much better without the condom.

I'm so much better without the condom.

I'm so much better without the condom.

I'm so much better without the condom.

I'm so much better without the condom.

I'm so much better without the condom.

I'm so much better without the condom.

I'm so much better without the condom.

I'm so much better without the condom.

I'm so much better without the condom.

Feel good?

Yes ma'am.

Feel good?

Yes ma'am.

Yes ma'am.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Jump on top of your butt to me.

Mmm.

Want my hands to run to?

Please.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Hot.

Oh.

Oh god.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh god.

Oh crazy.

Heat stirrer

Stop!

Oh god.

I'm so hot.

Oh

Not so soon

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

You're so

Yes

Right there just like that grab your butt cheeks both hands man

Oh my god

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh my god, oh my god, yes

Oh

Yes

Oh

You are sexy little fucker

Oh my god

Oh

Oh

Uh

Hmm

Ah

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh my God.

Shit.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, God.

Shit.

Fuck.

Oh my God.

Just wipe your face.

Just wipe your face.

Oh my God.

Shit.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck, get it, dude.

Right there, right there.

Don't come in your mouth.

Hold it, hold it.

Fuck.

Just let it...

Just rip it out of my balls.

Fuck.

Fine.

And that is an example of what not to do

during social distancing.