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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:23,380 The planet Earth has Venus and Mars as neighbors. 2 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:32,020 Every 7, 850,000 years and 130 days, 3 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:33,983 they align. 4 00:01:36,529 --> 00:01:39,123 This is the day. 5 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:20,700 Stop it... 6 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:24,158 I have to sleep! 7 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:36,416 Claudio, eat some fruit. Black coffee is poison! 8 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:38,718 You'll end up with a hole in your stomach. 9 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:42,889 My cousin's neighbor's uncle always had black coffee and... 10 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:46,859 And left home because his wife complained about his coffee! 11 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:50,263 -Have some respect, Mr. Claudio! -You should respect me. 12 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:52,966 In two days, I'll be turning fifty. 13 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,068 -Can I invite the gang? -What gang? 14 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:58,104 -The gang. -I can't explain. 15 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,240 You'll see them with your own eyes. 16 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,243 -She's going to be late. -Do I have to wear my uniform? 17 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,178 Yes, but you won't have any trouble. 18 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,247 The caterers will be here at 10 a.m. 19 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,016 -And they'll set up. -They'll only get in the way. 20 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:12,285 I hate having people in my kitchen. 21 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:15,622 -Let's go, Bia. -And I look awful in my uniform! 22 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:19,325 Don't be silly, Cida. You look elegant. 23 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:20,349 Right. 24 00:04:20,893 --> 00:04:22,262 Helena! 25 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:26,366 Be ready by 8 p.m. Today. I don't want to be late this year. 26 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:28,034 Can I invite the gang? 27 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:31,571 Cida, take out Claudio's gray suit, the new one, 28 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:35,441 and iron his fancy shirt. Take out my blue dress, too. 29 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:37,443 No, not the blue one. 30 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:40,647 I wore it to Marcos' dinner. Never mind. 31 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:43,716 Get Claudio's outfit ready. I'll think of something. 32 00:04:43,716 --> 00:04:47,053 -I have nothing to wear. -I'm not wearing the bonnet. 33 00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:49,689 Dad, are you going to get an award this year? 34 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:52,525 -Lf I do, it's all yours! -"Lf" you do... 35 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:54,322 Of course you'll get one. 36 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,234 -Have a good day. -Have a good day. 37 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:20,244 Bia, your dad mentioned sending you to school in Europe again. 38 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:28,328 Are you talking to me? 39 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,730 Your dad asked me to talk to you 40 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:33,966 about going to school in Europe. 41 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:35,702 What a drag, mom! 42 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:38,638 You don't appreciate what you've got. 43 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:41,374 Not everyone can go to school abroad, you know. 44 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:43,409 That's precisely why I don't want to go. 45 00:05:43,409 --> 00:05:45,645 -I appreciate what I've got. -Oh, yeah? 46 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:47,613 What do you appreciate? The gang? 47 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:49,103 Cau�. 48 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:53,686 You know when you can feel you've found the right man? 49 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,922 For God's sake! You're only fourteen. 50 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:58,057 -The right man for what? -The right man. 51 00:05:58,057 --> 00:05:59,922 The opposite of wrong, that's all. 52 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:02,326 You're so paranoid... 53 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,601 -How about a kiss good-bye? -What a drag! 54 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:30,623 -Hi, mother. -Hello, darling! 55 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:33,292 Good morning. I was wondering about you. 56 00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:37,319 -I miss you! -You hadn't called by 8 a.m. 57 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:43,236 -Where are you? -In front of Bia's school. 58 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:46,296 Exactly between the 5th and 6th lamp posts. 59 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:49,640 I have to go, mother. Love you. Bye. 60 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,516 Hello! 61 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:06,826 -Good morning, Carol! -Good morning. 62 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:08,817 Let's get to work! 63 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:12,865 Good morning! Mauricio, it's no use: 64 00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:14,867 You either have to move or switch teams. 65 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:17,336 And you, always on the phone... 66 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:22,308 Flavinha, cut it out! Don't come in those outfits. 67 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:24,577 You'll give me a heart attack before I turn 50. 68 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:26,512 Let's make money. Keep it up. 69 00:07:26,512 --> 00:07:29,749 S�rgio! Did you drink last night? 70 00:07:29,749 --> 00:07:31,651 Of course you did! 71 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:33,619 -Good morning, Claudio. -Good morning, Cibele. 72 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:36,189 Your horoscope says you're going to have a special day, 73 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:38,191 because of the position the planets are in... 74 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:40,326 Save it for the clients, Cibele. I'm not into astrology. 75 00:07:40,326 --> 00:07:42,929 -How's my girl today? -Save it for the clients. 76 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:44,897 Listen to her! Okay. 77 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:46,833 How did the art turn out? 78 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:48,534 I made one in blue, like you said, 79 00:07:48,534 --> 00:07:50,436 and another one in yellow, for added impact. 80 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:53,072 Yellow reminds me of soup. Forget it. 81 00:07:53,072 --> 00:07:55,007 I have to have a word with you. 82 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:56,609 Already stressed out, early in the morning? 83 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:58,110 What's the problem? 84 00:07:58,110 --> 00:08:00,480 Did Barbara hide your video game? 85 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,181 Always the smart aleck. 86 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:04,317 Relax, Marcos, I'm joking! 87 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,979 We'll talk in a while. I have to check on my ads. 88 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:17,029 Hi, Mr. Gilberto. Has your grandson been born? 89 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:19,398 Not yet, but thanks for asking. 90 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:21,263 Don't mention it. Have a good one. 91 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,270 Good morning, Father Henrique. 92 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:26,172 How might I have a good morning, 93 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,474 if the chorus is singing next Friday, 94 00:08:28,474 --> 00:08:30,042 and the piece isn't ready? 95 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:32,044 The problem is the piece, Father. 96 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:33,746 It's beautiful, but it's a little stiff. 97 00:08:33,746 --> 00:08:35,982 The children worry, they're uncomfortable. 98 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:38,651 But it's the Ninth, Helena! It's Beethoven. 99 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:43,213 What else would they sing? A rap song? 100 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:50,229 It's appealing, elegant, and economical, folks. 101 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:51,998 Straight to the point. What do you think? 102 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:54,000 I have mixed feelings about the background. 103 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,402 It seems a little dark. 104 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:59,672 I wanted something sunnier, brighter. 105 00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:03,309 -We have an alternative... -It's okay, Marcia. Thank you. 106 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:06,679 Here's the thing: The dark background you observed 107 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:10,316 is there for a reason. What do I need, Arnaldo? 108 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:12,685 I need the product to stand out. 109 00:09:12,685 --> 00:09:17,256 I can't put in seagulls, cars, people, and so on... 110 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:19,759 I need the entire product, standing out. 111 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,327 Isn't it a stroke of genius? 112 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:25,431 What? Oh, of course. It's perfect. 113 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:27,199 -Bull's-eye! -Bull's-eye! 114 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:28,701 Seal the deal! 115 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:32,728 Carol practiced all weekend. She's really improved. 116 00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:36,509 Well, I think Gabi is perfect for the solo. 117 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:39,312 I thought "solo" meant one person only. 118 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,647 Exactly, Regina. Gabi. 119 00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:44,775 Go on, honey. Sing a nice F# for Helena. 120 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:49,351 That's because you haven't heard Carol's solo. 121 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:55,761 -Excuse me a minute. -So who's getting the solo? 122 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:58,297 Excuse me for just a minute. Hello. 123 00:09:58,297 --> 00:09:59,696 Hi, mom. 124 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,067 I'm at the school. 125 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:05,037 Between an E flat and an F sharp. 126 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:07,239 Speaking of lingerie, maybe we could... 127 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:09,375 Could we have that talk now? 128 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:12,445 Good news, boy. We scored another account. 129 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,647 -A small account. -A good account, 130 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,682 the kind that brings in awards and prestige. 131 00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:21,988 -Large accounts bring in money. -Junior, my boy, relax! 132 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:24,457 When we get that lingerie account... 133 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:29,121 Forget "when we get that lingerie account". 134 00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:33,160 Things look gloomy. Really gloomy. 135 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:41,207 -What did you mean by that? -Just what I said. 136 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:44,043 Your father and I kept this agency going for years... 137 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:48,381 The world was different, and so was the economy! 138 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:51,350 We get an account here and there, 139 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:54,754 -and we hang in there. -Sounds good in samba lyrics. 140 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:58,958 Listen here: Between a samba and a heart attack, 141 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,550 I'll take the samba. 142 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:04,597 Very romantic! Too bad this is the age of efficiency. 143 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,700 Just because you have a degree in Marketing... 144 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,036 What do you know about efficiency? 145 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:12,338 I'll tell you what I know. 146 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,074 Efficiency, to me, means results. 147 00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:17,576 You get results with talent and passion, 148 00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:20,101 and there's no diploma for that! 149 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,323 With feeling, girls. 150 00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:35,828 -Heroic, imposing... -Go, honey! 151 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:37,797 Put more feeling into it! 152 00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:41,100 Carol, think of your grandfather's death! 153 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,829 Excuse me. Thank you. 154 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:46,972 If that secretary of yours isn't perfect, 155 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:50,076 -she's on the right track. -Cibele? She's great. 156 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:52,478 You've worked overtime with her, haven't you? 157 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,912 What do you mean? I'm a married man! 158 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:58,417 But a hot blonde like her... Go ahead, tell us. 159 00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:02,354 Here's the scoop: She was suspicious of her husband. 160 00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:04,690 She thought he was having an affair. 161 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,860 -And she just... -Excuse me. Enjoy. 162 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:10,658 -Thank you. -What's up, Marcos? 163 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,132 Go on, Claudio. 164 00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:15,157 -What? -The story. 165 00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:19,105 Oh, the story... 166 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:22,006 I feel like I don't exist. 167 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:25,743 It's as if I didn't have a will of my own, 168 00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:31,484 as if I was only there to balance the tension 169 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,975 between Claudio and Bia, 170 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,889 between my mother and Claudio, 171 00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:40,849 between the chorus and home... 172 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:44,930 I feel like, if I wasn't always there 173 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:48,834 to keep things running, it would all fall apart. 174 00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:51,270 Why don't you let it fall apart? 175 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,033 Lt'll fall apart on top of me. 176 00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:58,677 You can't take care of yourself and everything else, too. 177 00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:01,113 You have to fight for your space, 178 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,741 and you have to be aggressive about it. 179 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:07,820 You have to work on your masculine side, 180 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:11,390 so that when Claudio works on his feminine side, 181 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:14,621 you can reach a conjugal balance. 182 00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:17,151 Do you understand? 183 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:21,864 I think I'm tired of balancing. 184 00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:24,259 That's the problem. 185 00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:41,914 How was lunch? 186 00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:50,456 Didn't you get indigestion? 187 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:55,098 No. Lunch was great. 188 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:59,004 You may not have noticed, but I was having lunch 189 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,905 -with the guys from S�o Paulo... -I know who they were. 190 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:05,211 Then you must also know that they can offer 191 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:08,874 a reasonable sum for the agency. 192 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:14,386 -And they did. -And you said it isn't for sale. 193 00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:18,557 It's much more advantageous to be their local branch 194 00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:23,517 than to go on as a creative but broke Rio de Janeiro agency. 195 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,635 I don't want to be their employee. 196 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:31,762 Either we do that or we close down. 197 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,643 What about the awards we're bringing home today? 198 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:41,044 The awards will make for a better sale. 199 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:49,688 You can't do that to our story. 200 00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:53,283 Our story's beautiful. The problem is our math. 201 00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:01,834 Women were made to shop, not to be in therapy. 202 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,802 Unless you're married to Claudio. 203 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:05,638 Even I would go crazy. 204 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,840 Oh, mother... 205 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,543 What you just said is typical male chauvinism. 206 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:14,580 I'm just defending a woman's right to shop. 207 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,480 Look at this one! 208 00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:20,853 Honey, look at this red dress! 209 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:26,025 -It's beautiful! -Wow, it really is! 210 00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:27,960 It must be a fortune, though. 211 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,330 Don't tell me you feel bad about using the only thing 212 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:34,265 Claudio has to offer, which is his money. 213 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,975 You know the way you always do my hair? 214 00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:45,110 -Hello, darling! -Hi! 215 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:47,546 Have you noticed we only meet 216 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,782 at our husbands' events? 217 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,684 You'll be there on Wednesday, right? 218 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:54,019 -Absolutely. -Two parties in one week! 219 00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,789 -On this side, please. -Don't part it. 220 00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:00,392 I told Marcos I didn't want to go away for the holiday, 221 00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,294 so as not to miss your party. 222 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,930 That's sweet. Claudio will be thrilled. 223 00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:07,666 This birthday party will be a good opportunity... 224 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:10,226 Ouch! For me to wear my new bikini. 225 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:17,076 What do you think of chocolate? 226 00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,978 I love chocolate. 227 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,946 Too bad it's so fattening. 228 00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:23,039 I mean for my hair, Helena. 229 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,667 You look beautiful. Truly beautiful. 230 00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:55,240 -Is everything okay? -Everything is great! 231 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:59,351 I have a beautiful wife, a beautiful daughter, 232 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:03,355 I love my job, I can show you off 233 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:08,794 and bring home all the awards I win. 234 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:11,456 Could I be any happier? 235 00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:20,773 Let's go. 236 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,708 -What's the matter? -Come on. 237 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,710 We can't just leave. Let's go back. 238 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,312 -Of course we can. Let's go. -What's going on? 239 00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:29,948 I've never seen you so upset over losing some awards! 240 00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:32,217 Not just awards. I lost an agency. 241 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,853 -What do you mean? -Never mind. 242 00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:37,222 Now you have to tell me. 243 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,957 Never mind. 244 00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:40,526 Marcos wants to sell the agency. 245 00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:42,861 So what? He can't do that. 246 00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:45,762 He can. He owns over half the shares. 247 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:55,466 So you had all these problems, and you didn't tell me? 248 00:17:56,608 --> 00:18:00,312 You would have been worried. What could you have done? 249 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:02,405 A lot of things, Claudio. 250 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:09,455 I could have spent less, we didn't have to go to Aspen... 251 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:13,050 That would have made all the difference in the world! 252 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:14,993 Aspen... 253 00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:18,297 I'll work this out, like I always do. 254 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:20,332 Like you always do, without remembering 255 00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:23,235 that I exist to help you. 256 00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:25,404 And how would you have helped? 257 00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:28,340 By going to the beauty parlor? Shopping at the mall? 258 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,308 Conducting a children's chorus? 259 00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:38,550 Forget it. I didn't mean that. 260 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,245 But you said it. 261 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,018 Let's leave it at this. 262 00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:46,848 Jesus... 263 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:55,300 I have better things to do than taking this from you. 264 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,170 Do you think it's easy to take care of a house, a family? 265 00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:00,539 Do you think it's easy to support a house, a family, 266 00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:02,307 a shared agency? 267 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,810 At least you have Cibele to help you. 268 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:09,414 -Don't start on Cibele now! -"But Cibele is beautiful," 269 00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:14,853 "Cibele is sensational, Cibele is indispensable." 270 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,723 I'm not going to spend all night fighting again 271 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:21,593 because of your silly jealousy. I have to work tomorrow. 272 00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:23,829 -"Silly"? -Don't give me that. 273 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,532 Everything that has to do with me is silly. 274 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:29,434 Only you and your work matter. 275 00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,403 I'm just a silly woman. 276 00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:34,640 Stop pitying yourself. You sound like your mother. 277 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:39,077 Oh, yes. Cibele's mother must be wonderful. 278 00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:41,513 -What is it, mom? -Oh, darling... 279 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:44,183 I can't talk. I'm in the middle of an argument, 280 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,118 right between two mothers. 281 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:50,389 You can finish this argument yourself. I'm going to bed. 282 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,691 You don't want to face our problems, 283 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,460 just like you don't have the guts to take on Marcos 284 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:58,764 -and fight for the agency. -I'm rude and cowardly. 285 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,129 Anything else? 286 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,332 Let's leave it at this. 287 00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:07,105 No! You're going to finish. 288 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:09,641 Or do you want me to sign a "loser" declaration? 289 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:12,711 I'm the loser, with my empty life, 290 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:17,316 my beauty parlor, gym, mall, and children's chorus. 291 00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:19,250 Isn't that what you think? 292 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:25,490 Therapy is making you crazy and pitting you against me. 293 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:29,061 Oh, so I'm crazy, good for nothing, 294 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,758 and I pity myself. Anything else? 295 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,097 Let's leave it at this. 296 00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:45,344 I don't know why you didn't leave me during our 1995 crisis. 297 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,312 Since we're testing our memories, 298 00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:50,148 why didn't you leave me when Bia was born 299 00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:52,251 and all you cared about was her? 300 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,787 -You wouldn't even look at me! -You've never been a mother. 301 00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:57,422 I'd like to see you in my place. 302 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,356 I'd like to see you in my place. 303 00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:04,630 -All you think of is you. -All you think of is you. 304 00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,365 -That's the problem. -That's the problem. 305 00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:08,196 -Lf I were you... -lf I were you... 306 00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:11,796 -What? -What? 307 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,595 -Again? -Again? 308 00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:21,171 They say something happens 309 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,773 when two people say something at the same time. 310 00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:31,184 Is it good luck or bad luck? 311 00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:33,751 Beats me. 312 00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:37,554 -I hope it's good luck. -I hope it's good luck. 313 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:39,886 -I hope so. -I hope so. 314 00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:49,233 -Good night. -Good night. 315 00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:52,497 What's going on? 316 00:23:52,497 --> 00:23:55,432 What kind of a joke is this? 317 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:02,066 I'm crazy... 318 00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:08,914 Claudio... Claudio! 319 00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:10,438 Claudio... 320 00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:16,047 -Claudio! ! ! -What is it, Helena? 321 00:24:17,055 --> 00:24:18,386 What the... 322 00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:25,130 Go on in. 323 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,466 What the hell? 324 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,763 Look at this! 325 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,134 Jesus! 326 00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:36,708 -Hold on, hold on. -No, no. 327 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:39,411 -Keep away! -Stay calm. Stay calm! 328 00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:41,346 I don't want this! 329 00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:43,915 I don't understand this. Look. 330 00:24:43,915 --> 00:24:46,318 -What's going on? -Hold on. 331 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,519 -No! -Helena! 332 00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:49,350 -Claudio! Hold on. -Keep away! 333 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:53,692 -Stay calm, Helena. -I can't. 334 00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:55,994 Keep away. Shoo! 335 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:58,463 -Shoo! Keep away! -Let's talk about this. 336 00:24:58,463 --> 00:25:00,795 -Shoo! -This isn't happening. 337 00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:07,472 Honey... Helena... 338 00:25:07,472 --> 00:25:08,874 Sweetie... 339 00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:12,077 Helena, wake up. 340 00:25:12,077 --> 00:25:13,245 Wake up. 341 00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:16,047 -What? Where? -Thank God. 342 00:25:16,047 --> 00:25:17,716 I thought I was dead. 343 00:25:17,716 --> 00:25:20,412 Jesus Christ... What's going on? 344 00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:23,221 Claudio, what's going on? 345 00:25:23,221 --> 00:25:25,724 You said "l". 346 00:25:25,724 --> 00:25:28,627 Who did you mean? 347 00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:30,729 I don't know anymore. 348 00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:33,331 -This must be a dream. -Whose dream? Yours or mine? 349 00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:36,061 I... It's a dream. 350 00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:39,004 My God, we're being punished. 351 00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:43,208 What have we done to deserve this? 352 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:46,444 Hey! What have we done? Tell us! 353 00:25:46,444 --> 00:25:49,481 -This is an illusion. -It can't be true. 354 00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:51,550 This isn't happening. 355 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:55,120 We think it is, but it isn't. Get it? 356 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,889 Daddy, did something happen to you? 357 00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:00,025 -To me? -No, mom, to dad. 358 00:26:00,025 --> 00:26:03,222 To... Dad? To dad. 359 00:26:04,529 --> 00:26:09,334 No, honey, everything is fine with mommy and daddy. 360 00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:12,804 Mom and dad are fine. Go get changed. 361 00:26:12,804 --> 00:26:14,806 I was listening to Blink really loud, 362 00:26:14,806 --> 00:26:16,474 and I thought I heard you scream. 363 00:26:16,474 --> 00:26:18,209 No, no one screamed. 364 00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:21,279 Daddy, mommy, daddy... Everything's fine. 365 00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:23,248 Go get changed, okay? 366 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:24,516 Go on. 367 00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:26,618 Go listen to Blink. 368 00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:28,787 She called me "mom"! 369 00:26:28,787 --> 00:26:31,156 That is not an illusion. 370 00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:35,160 -So what are we going to do? -I... We have to get help. 371 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,662 -What kind of help? -I don't know! 372 00:26:37,662 --> 00:26:40,096 A lawyer, a doctor, the police... 373 00:26:41,232 --> 00:26:43,335 My shrink, I don't know! Mother! 374 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:45,496 No! The shrink. 375 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:49,174 Dr. Nestor, I'm sorry to bother you. 376 00:26:49,174 --> 00:26:51,443 -This is Helena... -He won't be able to help. 377 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:54,045 This is Claudio, Helena's husband. 378 00:26:54,045 --> 00:26:55,513 I have to go to work! 379 00:26:55,513 --> 00:26:59,250 Anyway, we really need to talk to you, dr. Nestor. 380 00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:01,152 Please, it's urgent. 381 00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:04,315 I can't pick women's clothes. What am I going to do? 382 00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:08,126 Why so many shoes? You've only got two feet. 383 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,395 You need something that's... 384 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:13,765 Yes, ton sur ton. Perfect. Take a look. 385 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:16,868 Don't forget to put on a discreet shade of lipstick. 386 00:27:16,868 --> 00:27:18,426 Call me in to help you. 387 00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:21,704 Lipstick... That's a good one. 388 00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:32,981 Go on. 389 00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:45,753 -Jesus Christ... -Hold on! 390 00:27:48,299 --> 00:27:51,536 -Go down normally. -Normally? Are you crazy? 391 00:27:51,536 --> 00:27:54,801 You just have to stand properly. 392 00:27:56,775 --> 00:27:59,073 -Claudio... -Be quiet, Helena! 393 00:28:00,612 --> 00:28:04,378 -Hold this for me. -So much stuff... 394 00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:09,175 -Like this. Go down normally. -Relax, I'm going. 395 00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:14,192 -Walk properly, Claudio. -In these heels? 396 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:17,562 Just do what I do. Pay attention. Normally. 397 00:28:17,562 --> 00:28:20,565 Just normal posture. Step down firmly. 398 00:28:20,565 --> 00:28:22,300 What are you laughing at? 399 00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:24,869 I look ridiculous walking like that! 400 00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:27,337 Don't do this. Please cooperate. 401 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,509 -Good morning, Cida. -Good morning. 402 00:28:37,182 --> 00:28:39,548 Bia, hurry up or you'll be late for school. 403 00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:42,820 Black coffee, Mrs. Helena? 404 00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:46,925 Helena isn't herself today, Cida. 405 00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:50,122 -Give me some papaya. -Yes, please. 406 00:28:53,932 --> 00:28:56,000 You guys are funny today. 407 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,636 -Mom's reading the paper. -Oh, my paper. 408 00:28:58,636 --> 00:29:00,138 Could you hand it to me? 409 00:29:00,138 --> 00:29:02,340 -Dad, did you win my award? -No. 410 00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:04,042 No, your father... 411 00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:07,534 I promise I'll win one for you next year, okay? 412 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:15,919 Jesus Christ, this is awful! 413 00:29:17,522 --> 00:29:19,114 Hold on, honey. 414 00:29:19,991 --> 00:29:21,583 Have you spoken to dad? 415 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:26,064 -What about? -About sending me to Europe. 416 00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:27,832 You don't want to go to Europe? 417 00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:30,401 Bia, mommy spoke to daddy yesterday, 418 00:29:30,401 --> 00:29:34,428 and I said I'd think about it, right? 419 00:29:35,073 --> 00:29:36,741 -You did? -I did. 420 00:29:36,741 --> 00:29:39,811 -Dad, I have to talk to you. -Great. Let's go outside. 421 00:29:39,811 --> 00:29:41,913 I need to talk to you about something, too. 422 00:29:41,913 --> 00:29:46,782 Mrs. Helena... The uniform is worse than I thought. 423 00:29:47,719 --> 00:29:48,920 So what? 424 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,787 -What should I wear? -Wear whatever you like. 425 00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:57,089 Your mom told me you have a new boyfriend. 426 00:29:57,762 --> 00:30:03,802 But we're having a very complicated day today, okay? 427 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,970 You really don't want to kill me? 428 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:08,239 What a crazy idea, Bia! 429 00:30:08,239 --> 00:30:11,208 I have the best dad, and I didn't know it! 430 00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:13,011 Okay. 431 00:30:13,011 --> 00:30:15,639 You're just like Ozzy Osbourne, only you don't play rock. 432 00:30:16,381 --> 00:30:19,782 Ozzy Osbourne... Maybe someday. 433 00:30:20,518 --> 00:30:23,021 Helena, what were you talking about? 434 00:30:23,021 --> 00:30:24,656 Just girl talk. 435 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:27,318 She's going to think her father's gay! 436 00:30:31,729 --> 00:30:33,031 Where are you going? 437 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:35,133 I'm going to miss 1 st period, mom. 438 00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:39,204 No, honey. Today we're going in your f... 439 00:30:39,204 --> 00:30:42,503 -We're going in my car, honey. -And you're letting mom drive? 440 00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:45,610 Yeah. 441 00:30:45,610 --> 00:30:49,714 I think it's time your father stopped being selfish 442 00:30:49,714 --> 00:30:53,377 and let your mother be a part of his life... of my life. 443 00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:56,943 Okay. 444 00:30:58,690 --> 00:30:59,987 Come on, honey. 445 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,141 Which way do I go? 446 00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:19,109 Did you forget the way? 447 00:31:20,411 --> 00:31:24,507 You know, honey, mommy has a lot on her mind: 448 00:31:25,116 --> 00:31:28,279 The beauty parlor, the gym, 449 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,723 the mall, grocery shopping... 450 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,858 Take the beach. It's better. 451 00:31:33,858 --> 00:31:36,383 I can't be late for work. 452 00:31:37,161 --> 00:31:39,063 After all, it's my only reason for living. 453 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,496 I understand. 454 00:31:41,165 --> 00:31:44,601 After all, if you didn't work so hard, 455 00:31:45,536 --> 00:31:48,004 we wouldn't have the great life that we have, right? 456 00:31:49,274 --> 00:31:50,935 Don't mention it. 457 00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:54,579 But I would never have made it this far 458 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:58,549 without you to support and take care of me 459 00:31:58,549 --> 00:32:02,986 all this time, right? 460 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,852 -Is everything all right? -Yes. 461 00:32:06,357 --> 00:32:07,984 Is this a practical joke? 462 00:32:18,736 --> 00:32:19,938 Bye, honey. 463 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,566 Bye, sweetheart. Have a good day. 464 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:26,334 Who's that guy talking to Bia? 465 00:32:27,812 --> 00:32:29,814 Drive over me! 466 00:32:29,814 --> 00:32:33,251 For God's sake, don't pick a fight in traffic. 467 00:32:33,251 --> 00:32:35,242 I don't want to get punched in the face. 468 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:41,986 Relax. What's the problem? 469 00:32:44,062 --> 00:32:45,029 Relax! 470 00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:47,565 -You're making me nervous. -How do you think I feel? 471 00:32:47,565 --> 00:32:49,362 Don't do that. Don't do that! 472 00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:52,766 Get that car out of the way! 473 00:32:58,676 --> 00:33:00,974 Let me try to explain. 474 00:33:03,214 --> 00:33:05,182 In certain marriages, 475 00:33:06,017 --> 00:33:08,918 couples develop this kind of disorder. 476 00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:14,588 It's a complicated process of finding one's own identity. 477 00:33:15,526 --> 00:33:18,663 There comes a moment when things get so mixed up 478 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:22,734 and so complex that we can't tell who's who, what's what, 479 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:25,100 or who thinks what. 480 00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:27,905 Have I made myself clear? 481 00:33:27,905 --> 00:33:31,943 Yes, you have, but I don't think you understand. 482 00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:36,141 I'm really Helena. Do you understand? 483 00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:39,673 I think our time is up for today. 484 00:33:40,718 --> 00:33:44,085 We have to delve more deeply into this matter. 485 00:33:44,655 --> 00:33:51,295 We'll need to meet every day, with one particular detail. 486 00:33:51,295 --> 00:33:54,032 -Yes? -I need to see both of you. 487 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,000 Both of us? 488 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,628 Honey... Both of us. 489 00:34:03,474 --> 00:34:07,145 Imagine what your mom will say when she realizes her daughter 490 00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:10,648 has become an unrefined guy like me! 491 00:34:10,648 --> 00:34:13,885 By the way, you should be careful how you walk. 492 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:16,087 You have to behave properly. 493 00:34:16,087 --> 00:34:17,488 You look really strange when you walk. 494 00:34:17,488 --> 00:34:19,183 I've never walked in heels before. 495 00:34:20,525 --> 00:34:25,797 It's easy. Just stand up straight and try to balance yourself. 496 00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:29,500 -Find your center. -My center? 497 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:32,697 -You'll be fine. It's simple. -Okay. I'll try to remember. 498 00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:37,075 And you try not to move your hips when you walk. 499 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,043 -As if... -And tighten your wrist. 500 00:34:39,043 --> 00:34:41,446 -Holy cow! -What's wrong? 501 00:34:41,446 --> 00:34:45,507 Something's bothering me "down there". So unpleasant! 502 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:50,611 -What are you doing? -Be quiet! 503 00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:53,658 -For God's sake... -Hold still. 504 00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:55,460 No, don't... 505 00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:58,429 -There's the car. The guy... -Hold still. 506 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:01,566 Feels better. 507 00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:03,090 Hand me my cell phone, Helena. 508 00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:05,295 -My cell phone. -Here. 509 00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:08,840 -Here's what we'll do... -Watch the road. 510 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,842 -Be quiet, Helena. -Pay attention. 511 00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:13,144 -Now talk to Cibele. -What? 512 00:35:13,144 --> 00:35:15,179 Cancel all my appointments. 513 00:35:15,179 --> 00:35:16,806 -I have to do that? -Of course. 514 00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:22,854 Hello. Cibele? It's Hel... 515 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:25,755 Just a moment. Get it for me. 516 00:35:28,659 --> 00:35:32,864 -Hi, Cibele, is Marcos there? -Hi, Vivinha. 517 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:35,560 I'm sorry, mom. I don't know why I called you Vivinha. 518 00:35:36,901 --> 00:35:41,072 I can't really talk now. I'm driving. 519 00:35:41,072 --> 00:35:44,208 Marcos, it's Claudio. Something came up, 520 00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:46,677 -and I can't make it in. -Hold on, mother. 521 00:35:46,677 --> 00:35:48,980 -Talk to her. -He's nervous! 522 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,115 -Let me talk to him. -He's pissed off. 523 00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:54,185 -Hello. -Hi, Marcos, it's Helena. 524 00:35:54,185 --> 00:35:56,921 No, your daughter's fine. 525 00:35:56,921 --> 00:35:59,423 -I just have to... -He had a... 526 00:35:59,423 --> 00:36:01,759 -No... Jesus! -What? 527 00:36:01,759 --> 00:36:04,262 -I have to go now, mother. -Hold on. Okay. 528 00:36:04,262 --> 00:36:06,898 -I mean Vivinha. -I'm coming. I'll drop him off. 529 00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:08,933 -We'll talk later. -We'll be there. See you soon. 530 00:36:08,933 --> 00:36:11,993 Are you crazy? You said you'd be there. 531 00:36:12,803 --> 00:36:16,007 Helena, the lingerie client just got there. 532 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:18,476 She's waiting for me, or rather, for you. 533 00:36:18,476 --> 00:36:20,578 Not in this lifetime. 534 00:36:20,578 --> 00:36:23,948 Helena, losing this campaign is not an option. 535 00:36:23,948 --> 00:36:25,882 Only if you go to the chorus rehearsal. 536 00:36:28,252 --> 00:36:29,651 See what you make me do? 537 00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:33,357 -Did you understand everything? -Yeah. 538 00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:35,985 Make the kids rehearse the piece several times. 539 00:36:38,062 --> 00:36:40,364 With feeling, okay. Go on! 540 00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:43,267 -All right, I'm going. -She's already here. 541 00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:44,666 I know. Relax. 542 00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:46,771 Hello. 543 00:36:46,771 --> 00:36:48,432 Jesus Christ... 544 00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:53,044 For the last time: Be careful with those two. 545 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,513 -They're crazy. -I'm used to crazy. 546 00:36:55,513 --> 00:36:56,639 Go on. 547 00:36:57,248 --> 00:36:59,216 -Go on, Helena. -I'm going. 548 00:37:00,484 --> 00:37:02,220 Walk like a man! 549 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,854 -Relax. -C'mon! 550 00:37:03,854 --> 00:37:04,821 Relax. 551 00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:37,688 Claudio, don't make me nervous. 552 00:37:37,688 --> 00:37:41,292 What happened? She's been waiting for almost an hour. 553 00:37:41,292 --> 00:37:43,658 Marcos called your house. What happened? 554 00:37:44,795 --> 00:37:46,764 The queen's been here for more than half an hour. 555 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:49,033 Let's go, for God's sake! 556 00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:51,335 You've never left a client waiting. 557 00:37:51,335 --> 00:37:53,104 -Let's go. -This is unacceptable. 558 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:54,538 -Take it easy, guys. -Let's go. 559 00:37:54,538 --> 00:37:55,562 Relax. 560 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,264 Hello. 561 00:37:57,908 --> 00:37:59,102 Excuse me. 562 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,370 Hello. 563 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:07,209 Traffic was terrible. 564 00:38:13,858 --> 00:38:15,793 Claudio, here's Tereza. 565 00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:18,229 Oh, Jesus... I'm so sorry. 566 00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:19,964 Things are hectic. How are you? 567 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:24,435 With all this running around, we end up... Don't mind me. 568 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:27,371 I don't mind waiting, as long as the material is worth it. 569 00:38:27,371 --> 00:38:29,240 And it had better be worth it. 570 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,542 -Shall we start? -The sooner, the better. 571 00:38:31,542 --> 00:38:33,377 I have an appointment at one of our branches. 572 00:38:33,377 --> 00:38:35,813 You'll be there in time. Traffic isn't that bad. 573 00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:37,212 It's in Paris. 574 00:38:38,082 --> 00:38:39,283 Beautiful city. 575 00:38:39,283 --> 00:38:41,513 You should see it in Fall. 576 00:38:52,196 --> 00:38:53,364 Hello, Father. 577 00:38:53,364 --> 00:38:56,100 -Your blessing. -God bless you. 578 00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:58,295 This is hard. 579 00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:06,544 The campaign is very appropriate, 580 00:39:06,544 --> 00:39:09,206 because it's based on the concept of... 581 00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:16,651 On the erotic appeal, or rather... 582 00:39:18,723 --> 00:39:20,748 Jesus Christ! 583 00:39:21,492 --> 00:39:24,328 On banalizing 584 00:39:24,328 --> 00:39:28,230 women's way of thinking. I mean, actually... 585 00:39:31,836 --> 00:39:34,472 Apparently, women like to get beat up. 586 00:39:34,472 --> 00:39:37,675 Nelson Rodrigues! Merely a quote. 587 00:39:37,675 --> 00:39:40,878 I'd like to point out another aspect of the campaign, 588 00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:42,812 which is... 589 00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:45,716 the impact it will have, 590 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:49,520 the shock, the scandal it will cause, 591 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:54,253 and we know nothing sells like a good scandal, right? 592 00:39:59,163 --> 00:40:01,599 Sell the chares. 593 00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:04,602 Hey there! Good morning, miss. 594 00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:06,036 Hi, cuties. 595 00:40:06,036 --> 00:40:08,706 How's it going? Did you dream of Tom Cruise? 596 00:40:08,706 --> 00:40:12,009 Everything's great. How's it hangin', my boy? 597 00:40:12,009 --> 00:40:14,278 Hello. Good morning. 598 00:40:14,278 --> 00:40:17,081 Have you decided who's getting the solo? 599 00:40:17,081 --> 00:40:19,517 Regina and Mar�lia, of course. 600 00:40:19,517 --> 00:40:21,352 -What? -Never mind. 601 00:40:21,352 --> 00:40:25,982 Let's get this ball rolling. Follow the yellow brick road! 602 00:40:33,664 --> 00:40:41,105 Okay. Since I was so lucky as to meet two great moms, 603 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:43,699 why don't you help me get to my classroom? 604 00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:47,178 You don't know where the classroom is? 605 00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:50,948 Of course I do, but I went out with my husband last night. 606 00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:55,019 When I drink a little extra, my memory gets a little worse. 607 00:40:55,019 --> 00:40:56,452 Here we are. 608 00:41:00,591 --> 00:41:03,185 Wonderful. Wonderful. 609 00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:05,686 Provocative, isn't it? 610 00:41:06,330 --> 00:41:08,432 Very sexy. 611 00:41:08,432 --> 00:41:09,899 Excellent. 612 00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:12,470 I'd like to hear Claudio's opinion. 613 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:15,039 -Mine? -Yes, yours. 614 00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:17,837 You came up with the campaign. I'd like your opinion. 615 00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:22,346 Well, it... 616 00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:26,750 It's interesting, because it shows women as... 617 00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:29,520 Women are sort of... 618 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,789 Vulgar. That's it. 619 00:41:31,789 --> 00:41:34,091 I think that does it. 620 00:41:34,091 --> 00:41:38,062 Claudio is playing the devil's advocate today. 621 00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:40,498 This campaign is very important to him. 622 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,434 Exactly. He worked on this concept for weeks. 623 00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:45,629 On what concept? "Vulgar"? 624 00:41:49,473 --> 00:41:50,841 Tereza... Excuse me. 625 00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:52,309 Excuse me. 626 00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:54,345 Tereza, wait! 627 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,609 Are you going to waste more of my time? 628 00:41:58,148 --> 00:41:59,884 Men. Men... 629 00:41:59,884 --> 00:42:04,154 They... We have this habit of thinking we know women. 630 00:42:04,154 --> 00:42:07,424 But it isn't easy to understand how women feel 631 00:42:07,424 --> 00:42:10,594 without feeling what women feel. 632 00:42:10,594 --> 00:42:13,931 That's the first thing you say that makes any sense today. 633 00:42:13,931 --> 00:42:16,534 That's because, I assure you, I understand 634 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:19,236 what goes on in a woman's mind. 635 00:42:19,236 --> 00:42:21,500 Tereza, let me have another chance. 636 00:42:22,573 --> 00:42:23,674 Okay. 637 00:42:23,674 --> 00:42:26,410 You have until Friday to show me a new ad campaign. 638 00:42:26,410 --> 00:42:27,811 Friday? 639 00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:32,305 Friday... That's the day my... 640 00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:36,047 My wife's chorus is performing. 641 00:42:37,621 --> 00:42:39,486 Okay, girls. 642 00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:42,560 So... 643 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:47,497 Follow me. One, two, three, go! 644 00:42:59,176 --> 00:43:00,244 Hold on, people. 645 00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:01,973 Hold on! 646 00:43:02,813 --> 00:43:06,305 Miss, you forgot to give the pitch. 647 00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:09,887 You're doing this on purpose right? 648 00:43:09,887 --> 00:43:13,324 You want to sink the agency and ruin the sale. 649 00:43:13,324 --> 00:43:15,826 Putting off a campaign like this one because 650 00:43:15,826 --> 00:43:18,662 of your wife's little chorus! You must be kidding. 651 00:43:18,662 --> 00:43:20,731 Her "little chorus" is much more important to me 652 00:43:20,731 --> 00:43:22,499 than the agency must be to you. 653 00:43:22,499 --> 00:43:24,201 At least I didn't put it up for sale. 654 00:43:24,201 --> 00:43:27,471 Well, if you can get this campaign by Friday, 655 00:43:27,471 --> 00:43:29,306 I won't sell the agency. 656 00:43:29,306 --> 00:43:30,705 Good enough? 657 00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:40,551 Claudio, if you allow me, I'm not going to pass you 658 00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:43,921 any calls or let anyone in here. 659 00:43:43,921 --> 00:43:47,118 I think you need to relax a little. 660 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:52,755 And how do I relax? 661 00:43:53,597 --> 00:43:58,035 Well, first I'm going to put on your favorite song. 662 00:43:58,035 --> 00:44:02,272 Cibele, could you please leave me alone 663 00:44:02,272 --> 00:44:05,042 for just a little while 664 00:44:05,042 --> 00:44:09,913 so I can think of what my favorite song is? 665 00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:13,371 Then I'll get you that tea you love. 666 00:44:16,253 --> 00:44:20,057 -Hello. -Claudio, help me out here. 667 00:44:20,057 --> 00:44:23,618 If I jump out the window, who dies? Me or you? 668 00:44:26,597 --> 00:44:28,326 This way, please. 669 00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:32,369 So how was it with Tereza? What did she think? 670 00:44:32,369 --> 00:44:34,104 Good afternoon, Mr. Claudio, Mrs. Helena. 671 00:44:34,104 --> 00:44:35,172 Good afternoon. 672 00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:36,874 What did she think of the campaign? 673 00:44:36,874 --> 00:44:39,104 -The same drinks as usual? -Same as usual. 674 00:44:40,744 --> 00:44:43,614 First you have to explain how you pee with this thing 675 00:44:43,614 --> 00:44:46,684 -before I wet myself. -It's simple. 676 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:49,153 Aim carefully so you don't wet the bathroom, 677 00:44:49,153 --> 00:44:50,921 then shake a little. That's all. 678 00:44:50,921 --> 00:44:54,958 -I don't have good aim. -Go on. 679 00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:57,518 I really have to go. 680 00:45:06,637 --> 00:45:08,036 I'm sorry. 681 00:45:15,612 --> 00:45:18,046 I really have to pee... 682 00:45:18,916 --> 00:45:21,578 How does this work? 683 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:26,985 Okay. 684 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,262 I can't hold it in. 685 00:45:32,262 --> 00:45:35,493 I really have to go! 686 00:45:43,974 --> 00:45:46,443 It really is much more practical 687 00:45:46,443 --> 00:45:48,812 to pee standing up. 688 00:45:48,812 --> 00:45:50,404 Just aim. 689 00:45:51,281 --> 00:45:52,680 Just aim. 690 00:45:56,186 --> 00:45:59,019 I knew you guys didn't wash your hands. 691 00:45:59,857 --> 00:46:02,325 Pig. I knew it. 692 00:46:04,795 --> 00:46:06,854 Truly amazing. 693 00:46:07,798 --> 00:46:10,701 -Did you pee on my linen pants? -Lower your voice! 694 00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:12,828 I didn't quite get the shaking thing. 695 00:46:13,804 --> 00:46:16,640 Just tell me what Tereza thought of the campaign. 696 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:19,905 Good thing we switched bodies, because I think you'd kill me. 697 00:46:20,844 --> 00:46:24,177 An iced tea, Mrs. Helena. Your scotch, Mr. Claudio. 698 00:46:24,681 --> 00:46:26,308 -Thank you. -Excuse me. 699 00:46:29,686 --> 00:46:30,983 Thank you, Paulo. 700 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,627 Go ahead. I'm ready. 701 00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:43,592 That campaign was vulgar, Claudio. 702 00:46:45,035 --> 00:46:48,372 -Is that what Tereza told you? -No. That's what I told her. 703 00:46:48,372 --> 00:46:50,140 She hated it, too. 704 00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:55,145 What? Do you mean to tell me you ruined the whole deal? 705 00:46:55,145 --> 00:46:58,282 But she gave me until Friday to come up with a new campaign. 706 00:46:58,282 --> 00:47:00,250 I gained her trust. 707 00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:03,276 You're going to come up with a new campaign? 708 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:08,292 No, silly. You're going to come up with a new campaign. 709 00:47:08,292 --> 00:47:11,061 You're going to get the account. 710 00:47:11,061 --> 00:47:14,731 Then Marcos won't sell the agency anymore. 711 00:47:14,731 --> 00:47:18,302 I think the outcome was quite positive, 712 00:47:18,302 --> 00:47:20,003 -wasn't it? -Yes, it was. 713 00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:22,940 How can I do that and rehearse with the chorus? 714 00:47:22,940 --> 00:47:26,137 How did it go? Was anyone suspicious? 715 00:47:26,777 --> 00:47:30,110 No one. I behaved like a lady. 716 00:47:30,781 --> 00:47:33,614 What about the kids? Did they sing well? 717 00:47:34,418 --> 00:47:36,318 They sucked. 718 00:47:37,421 --> 00:47:40,357 Don't talk that way about my students. 719 00:47:40,357 --> 00:47:43,160 And don't drink so much. You'll bust my liver. 720 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,754 You bust my campaign, and I have to go dry? 721 00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,028 Don't be rude. 722 00:47:53,170 --> 00:47:55,906 This can't go on. We have to switch back. 723 00:47:55,906 --> 00:47:58,008 Only if they've invented a body transplant. 724 00:47:58,008 --> 00:47:59,376 Let's ask my doctor. 725 00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:02,903 Didn't we agree not to tell anybody else? 726 00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:07,673 But I trust her. We went to school together. 727 00:48:10,087 --> 00:48:12,723 Didn't Helena come with you? 728 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:14,953 Claudio's parking the car. 729 00:48:15,959 --> 00:48:18,757 -Who? -Claudio. 730 00:48:21,098 --> 00:48:22,933 I'm Helena. 731 00:48:22,933 --> 00:48:26,232 I wouldn't come to you with something this serious 732 00:48:27,237 --> 00:48:31,173 if we hadn't been friends for more than 30 years. 733 00:48:36,246 --> 00:48:39,349 This is psychological, Claudio. 734 00:48:39,349 --> 00:48:43,620 It doesn't happen. There isn't a case in history. 735 00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:45,822 If it doesn't happen, how come I know 736 00:48:45,822 --> 00:48:48,058 you were in love with Dudu in the third grade? 737 00:48:48,058 --> 00:48:52,095 Why did Helena tell you that story? 738 00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:54,531 Like I remember the night you decided to have sex 739 00:48:54,531 --> 00:48:56,897 with Rog�rio for the first time. 740 00:48:58,435 --> 00:49:01,305 And I'll never forget that party 741 00:49:01,305 --> 00:49:04,808 where you had nine rum and cokes, remember? 742 00:49:04,808 --> 00:49:08,612 You decided you liked girls and kissed Rog�rio's sister 743 00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:09,874 in the bathroom. 744 00:49:11,748 --> 00:49:13,375 I'm going to kill Helena. 745 00:49:14,117 --> 00:49:16,483 How can I explain? 746 00:49:18,555 --> 00:49:19,790 Cris! 747 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:23,226 I Know I'm hot and sexy 748 00:49:23,226 --> 00:49:26,897 and I Know you see me and want me 749 00:49:26,897 --> 00:49:30,500 I'm a beast with sexy sKin 750 00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:34,271 be careful, boy, I'm dangerous 751 00:49:34,271 --> 00:49:37,808 there's sweet poison in my mouth 752 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:41,578 there's a demon in my chest 753 00:49:41,578 --> 00:49:45,148 there's a Knife in the twinKle of my eyes 754 00:49:45,148 --> 00:49:48,251 I'm going to maKe you crazy 755 00:49:48,251 --> 00:49:50,153 really crazy 756 00:49:50,153 --> 00:49:53,490 really crazy 757 00:49:53,490 --> 00:49:55,321 inside me 758 00:49:58,228 --> 00:49:59,490 Remember? 759 00:50:02,733 --> 00:50:04,030 Nice. 760 00:50:04,868 --> 00:50:08,538 Have the girls decided what we're going to do? 761 00:50:08,538 --> 00:50:13,771 If this can happen, there is a Santa Claus! 762 00:50:28,358 --> 00:50:30,121 Everything is normal. 763 00:50:32,429 --> 00:50:35,665 The sex chromatin is correct. 764 00:50:35,665 --> 00:50:39,936 She has the XX, you have the XY. 765 00:50:39,936 --> 00:50:44,708 Both of you, whoever you are, are in great health. 766 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:48,144 And what do you think we could do? 767 00:50:49,212 --> 00:50:53,016 As a doctor, I honestly don't know. 768 00:50:53,016 --> 00:50:54,684 Jesus Christ... 769 00:50:54,684 --> 00:50:57,517 But I was thinking... 770 00:50:59,089 --> 00:51:02,859 -Aren't you curious? -Curious? 771 00:51:02,859 --> 00:51:07,998 Don't you want to know what sex with a woman is like? 772 00:51:07,998 --> 00:51:10,300 What? No way! 773 00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:13,103 My life is messed up enough as it is. 774 00:51:13,103 --> 00:51:16,539 I can't believe you'd pass up this opportunity. 775 00:51:17,340 --> 00:51:20,444 Your husband is in that hot body. 776 00:51:20,444 --> 00:51:23,174 Take him to a motel right now. 777 00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:28,144 Can you imagine? That would be wild. 778 00:51:32,656 --> 00:51:37,116 Tomorrow, hopefully, we'll have switched back, 779 00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:42,632 I'll go to the agency to work on the campaign, 780 00:51:42,632 --> 00:51:45,068 and you'll go fix that piece with your chorus. 781 00:51:45,068 --> 00:51:47,229 Tomorrow's your birthday. 782 00:51:49,406 --> 00:51:51,508 -The party! -What about it? 783 00:51:51,508 --> 00:51:53,777 -We have to call it off. -Of course not. 784 00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:56,541 What will I tell people? Not to mention the caterers. 785 00:51:59,082 --> 00:52:00,242 What is it? 786 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:02,782 -What? -Just be quiet. 787 00:52:03,587 --> 00:52:05,555 Claudio, what's going on? 788 00:52:05,555 --> 00:52:07,785 Hold on. What's the matter? 789 00:52:09,226 --> 00:52:10,660 You scared me, mom! 790 00:52:10,660 --> 00:52:12,560 Would you mind introducing me? 791 00:52:13,263 --> 00:52:15,288 Mom, this is Cau�. Cau�, my mom. 792 00:52:16,233 --> 00:52:18,235 I thought you'd be home later today. 793 00:52:18,235 --> 00:52:22,005 Can you tell me what you're doing alone with this punk? 794 00:52:22,005 --> 00:52:25,408 I thought you said your mom was cool. 795 00:52:25,408 --> 00:52:28,979 Relax, honey. Don't exaggerate. 796 00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:31,047 The kids are just watching TV. 797 00:52:31,047 --> 00:52:32,878 No big deal! 798 00:52:33,583 --> 00:52:36,052 So you're the famous Cau�? 799 00:52:36,052 --> 00:52:37,110 Yo! 800 00:52:39,022 --> 00:52:40,557 So cute! 801 00:52:40,557 --> 00:52:42,548 -Dad! -What, honey? 802 00:52:43,426 --> 00:52:45,228 I think you'd better go, Cau�. 803 00:52:45,228 --> 00:52:47,230 Yes. I'll drive him. 804 00:52:47,230 --> 00:52:49,733 -You don't have to. -I insist. 805 00:52:49,733 --> 00:52:50,859 Okay. 806 00:52:55,972 --> 00:52:57,098 Cau�... 807 00:52:59,242 --> 00:53:01,378 I know your type, kid. 808 00:53:01,378 --> 00:53:04,114 Bia isn't even 15 yet, 809 00:53:04,114 --> 00:53:08,285 so you think twice where you want to put your dick, 810 00:53:08,285 --> 00:53:11,121 or you'll end up losing it. Understand? 811 00:53:11,121 --> 00:53:12,452 I understand. 812 00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:28,004 I'm going to start a novena to Our Lady of Mercy 813 00:53:28,004 --> 00:53:32,498 -asking her to switch us back. -Are you kidding? 814 00:53:33,276 --> 00:53:37,144 I can't take one more day, let alone nine! 815 00:53:39,449 --> 00:53:41,849 If this was a test, 816 00:53:43,186 --> 00:53:46,019 we've learned what we were supposed to learn. 817 00:53:53,129 --> 00:53:56,826 I just hope we don't need good grades to pass. 818 00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:40,765 Claudio? 819 00:54:42,412 --> 00:54:43,709 Again? 820 00:54:49,486 --> 00:54:51,113 Happy birthday. 821 00:54:52,522 --> 00:54:54,224 Happy birthday to you, too. 822 00:54:54,224 --> 00:54:57,591 After all, you've got my wrinkles now. 823 00:55:01,765 --> 00:55:03,858 Wait just a minute. 824 00:55:17,714 --> 00:55:20,774 I got this for you. We did. 825 00:55:22,619 --> 00:55:24,120 Stop it, Helena. 826 00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:25,755 Don't tickle me. 827 00:55:25,755 --> 00:55:28,291 -The big 5-0! -Stop it, Helena. 828 00:55:28,291 --> 00:55:31,094 -You're getting old. -Nice shoes. 829 00:55:31,094 --> 00:55:33,029 -Like them? -Yeah. 830 00:55:33,029 --> 00:55:36,260 Too bad I can't wear them. 831 00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:41,104 Especially in our situation. It wouldn't be fitting. 832 00:55:41,104 --> 00:55:44,407 What's this for? That's too much! 833 00:55:44,407 --> 00:55:47,911 Don't make me waste it. It isn't too much. 834 00:55:47,911 --> 00:55:51,147 Why so much? I'm going to be all gooey. 835 00:55:51,147 --> 00:55:54,684 You'll be nice and soft. Every woman likes that. 836 00:55:54,684 --> 00:55:58,221 Contrary to how it may seem, I'm not a woman. 837 00:55:58,221 --> 00:56:01,391 But you're in a woman's body. Go on. Circular motions. 838 00:56:01,391 --> 00:56:04,427 -Don't leave me like this. -You spread it. Start learning. 839 00:56:04,427 --> 00:56:07,197 I like taking care of myself, okay? 840 00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:09,597 Funny. Claudio... 841 00:56:10,333 --> 00:56:13,136 How would you like it if I waxed my back? 842 00:56:13,136 --> 00:56:16,039 I think you should stop kidding around. 843 00:56:16,039 --> 00:56:18,775 -I'm just saying... -Stop kidding around, 844 00:56:18,775 --> 00:56:20,877 or I'll stuff my face with chocolate. 845 00:56:20,877 --> 00:56:22,674 Okay, you win. 846 00:56:23,113 --> 00:56:24,239 Ouch! 847 00:56:27,917 --> 00:56:30,147 Cida, what are you wearing? 848 00:56:32,088 --> 00:56:34,624 I knew you'd like it. 849 00:56:34,624 --> 00:56:36,893 Cida, for heaven's sake! 850 00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:38,962 Didn't Helena tell you to wear your uniform? 851 00:56:38,962 --> 00:56:40,897 Hurry up, people will be here soon. 852 00:56:40,897 --> 00:56:42,455 What a nerve! 853 00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:45,335 You're so stubborn! 854 00:56:45,335 --> 00:56:46,970 Hi, m... Vivian. 855 00:56:46,970 --> 00:56:49,172 -How are you? -Happy birthday. 856 00:56:49,172 --> 00:56:50,740 I'll get you a little something later. 857 00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:53,877 Where's Helena? She's forgotten her mother, 858 00:56:53,877 --> 00:56:57,414 doesn't even return my calls. Helena! 859 00:56:57,414 --> 00:56:59,983 Vivian, she's not having a very good day. 860 00:56:59,983 --> 00:57:02,752 -Lf I were you, I'd... -Fortunately, 861 00:57:02,752 --> 00:57:04,754 you're you, and I'm me. 862 00:57:04,754 --> 00:57:06,156 Helena! 863 00:57:06,156 --> 00:57:07,824 Honey... 864 00:57:07,824 --> 00:57:09,859 -Hi, mom. -Hi, grandma. 865 00:57:09,859 --> 00:57:12,487 Bia, come give grandma a kiss. 866 00:57:13,496 --> 00:57:15,293 -Bye, grandma. -Bye. 867 00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:21,471 You always have to arrive before everyone else. 868 00:57:21,471 --> 00:57:23,473 You should be grateful I came 869 00:57:23,473 --> 00:57:25,475 to your ill-mannered husband's birthday. 870 00:57:25,475 --> 00:57:29,612 -Is this piano in tune? -You're the ill-mannered one, 871 00:57:29,612 --> 00:57:33,082 always rude to my husband, a man who loves me, 872 00:57:33,082 --> 00:57:36,886 who does everything for me, including putting up with 873 00:57:36,886 --> 00:57:39,116 your unpleasant company on his birthday. 874 00:57:40,023 --> 00:57:42,958 Maria Helena, that isn't how I raised you. 875 00:57:44,928 --> 00:57:46,463 What's this? 876 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:49,399 How can you allow your maid to dress like that? 877 00:57:49,399 --> 00:57:50,800 How dreadful! 878 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,392 I told you so. 879 00:58:04,047 --> 00:58:06,950 Claudio, I was thinking about the campaign. 880 00:58:06,950 --> 00:58:08,952 -I'm going to get a drink. -Go ahead. 881 00:58:08,952 --> 00:58:13,122 I think you're right to see it from a woman's point of view. 882 00:58:13,122 --> 00:58:16,960 -But don't get too feminine. -What's the matter? 883 00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:18,928 Afraid you'll like my feminine side? 884 00:58:18,928 --> 00:58:21,898 I'm a man, you know that. If you want, ask Barbara. 885 00:58:21,898 --> 00:58:24,033 No way. I'm a man. 886 00:58:24,033 --> 00:58:27,570 But seriously, Claudio, this thing of working at home 887 00:58:27,570 --> 00:58:31,438 -in the middle of a crisis... -Will you excuse me a minute? 888 00:58:32,375 --> 00:58:35,278 Marcos, that woman is into me. 889 00:58:35,278 --> 00:58:36,506 I'm going to seduce her. 890 00:58:37,247 --> 00:58:41,684 -I see you had an argument. -It's none of your business. 891 00:58:41,684 --> 00:58:43,119 I'm sorry. 892 00:58:43,119 --> 00:58:46,956 I forget how hard it is to be nice to you. 893 00:58:46,956 --> 00:58:50,493 Apparently your wife came to the same conclusion. 894 00:58:50,493 --> 00:58:54,898 My daughter has never treated me this way. 895 00:58:54,898 --> 00:58:57,133 -She's really on edge. -It's your fault. 896 00:58:57,133 --> 00:59:00,570 It's a serious problem I'm having at the agency. 897 00:59:00,570 --> 00:59:02,205 What kind of blunder did you make? 898 00:59:02,205 --> 00:59:04,974 It wasn't a blunder. It's serious. 899 00:59:04,974 --> 00:59:07,076 -That's why she's like that. -She's worried about me. 900 00:59:07,076 --> 00:59:09,178 He was drunk as a skunk in front of the hotel. 901 00:59:09,178 --> 00:59:12,081 He said he wanted a woman that night, 902 00:59:12,081 --> 00:59:14,551 but he was so drunk... 903 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,553 So the sales dropped 904 00:59:16,553 --> 00:59:19,355 and they lost the campaign in two weeks. 905 00:59:19,355 --> 00:59:22,552 Were you telling the joke about the inflatable woman? 906 00:59:23,860 --> 00:59:26,829 -Yeah, I was. -Go ahead. That's a good one. 907 00:59:26,829 --> 00:59:32,535 -Go ahead. -Anyway, the guy was there... 908 00:59:32,535 --> 00:59:35,305 Hold on, Marcos. You can't tell a joke. 909 00:59:35,305 --> 00:59:37,240 I'll tell it. 910 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:40,043 So the drunk calls the reception desk: 911 00:59:40,043 --> 00:59:42,478 "I'd like a woman," and so on. 912 00:59:42,478 --> 00:59:45,606 You were going through all these problems, 913 00:59:46,382 --> 00:59:48,782 and never considered asking me for help? 914 00:59:51,321 --> 00:59:54,722 You hate me, remember? 915 00:59:58,661 --> 01:00:01,892 It's so fun to badmouth sons-in-law. 916 01:00:03,232 --> 01:00:04,859 It's amusing. 917 01:00:07,837 --> 01:00:09,702 Okay, I admit it: 918 01:00:10,707 --> 01:00:14,473 I would have preferred it if you'd gone to Sorbonne, 919 01:00:16,179 --> 01:00:18,306 but, deep down, 920 01:00:20,950 --> 01:00:23,817 I've always liked you. 921 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,130 But don't tell anyone, okay? 922 01:00:44,907 --> 01:00:46,909 She farted, turned three somersaults, 923 01:00:46,909 --> 01:00:48,672 and flew out the window. 924 01:00:53,816 --> 01:00:55,718 The breath analyzer! 925 01:00:55,718 --> 01:00:59,822 Do you know the one about the blonde with a flat tire? 926 01:00:59,822 --> 01:01:01,658 -She got out of the car... -That's a good one. 927 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:03,526 Excuse me. I know that one. 928 01:01:03,526 --> 01:01:06,462 The blonde gets a flat tire and gets out of the car. 929 01:01:06,462 --> 01:01:10,099 -Are you guys okay? -Stay a little with your mom. 930 01:01:10,099 --> 01:01:11,225 What? 931 01:01:12,702 --> 01:01:13,862 Please. 932 01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:17,162 Stay with your mom a little while, please. 933 01:01:18,708 --> 01:01:19,766 Okay. 934 01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:24,580 You know I hate your husband, but I have to admit 935 01:01:24,580 --> 01:01:27,947 he seems like a different person. 936 01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:30,720 I can imagine. 937 01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:33,089 Juliana Paes, without a doubt. 938 01:01:33,089 --> 01:01:36,693 You must be kidding. Gisele B�ndchen anytime. 939 01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:38,995 Too thin. 940 01:01:38,995 --> 01:01:41,297 I like flesh. 941 01:01:41,297 --> 01:01:43,766 -Luma de Oliveira. -Good one. 942 01:01:43,766 --> 01:01:45,568 One thing depends on the other. 943 01:01:45,568 --> 01:01:48,705 What good is quantity without quality? 944 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:51,007 Are you talking about men or grocery shopping? 945 01:01:51,007 --> 01:01:53,710 I agree with Debora. 946 01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:57,237 Marcos and I haven't had sex in months. 947 01:01:58,281 --> 01:02:01,375 You know that glass of water? It's much more interesting. 948 01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:05,688 Claudio's right. This is silly. 949 01:02:05,688 --> 01:02:07,857 Let's talk about real women, women we know. 950 01:02:07,857 --> 01:02:09,381 From our circle. 951 01:02:10,259 --> 01:02:12,795 Have you seen the new girl in accounting? 952 01:02:12,795 --> 01:02:14,764 What a hottie! 953 01:02:14,764 --> 01:02:18,401 But the hottest woman there is Cibele. 954 01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:22,371 -Cibele's definitely the hottest. -Wait a minute! 955 01:02:22,371 --> 01:02:25,208 Claudio keeps that one all to himself. 956 01:02:25,208 --> 01:02:27,301 You animal! 957 01:02:28,678 --> 01:02:30,546 Clever boy! 958 01:02:30,546 --> 01:02:33,606 You stud! 959 01:02:35,051 --> 01:02:39,322 Helena, is Claudio more like a glass of water 960 01:02:39,322 --> 01:02:41,657 or vodka with tequila? 961 01:02:41,657 --> 01:02:43,090 Claudio? 962 01:02:44,127 --> 01:02:45,719 He's a whole lot of tequila. 963 01:02:48,664 --> 01:02:54,604 Although, sometimes, he's a little selfish. 964 01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,906 Selfishness isn't a flaw in men. 965 01:02:56,906 --> 01:02:59,136 It comes with the package. 966 01:03:16,192 --> 01:03:20,496 I don't know whether to avoid another sweet 967 01:03:20,496 --> 01:03:22,165 or schedule another liposuction. 968 01:03:22,165 --> 01:03:24,224 Okay, who knows this joke? 969 01:03:25,935 --> 01:03:29,605 How do you entertain a woman for a long time? 970 01:03:29,605 --> 01:03:31,307 I don't know. Tell us. 971 01:03:31,307 --> 01:03:35,334 Just write "TURN" on the front and back of a piece of paper. 972 01:03:40,283 --> 01:03:41,910 I love that one! 973 01:03:43,619 --> 01:03:45,746 "TURN"! Get it? 974 01:03:49,492 --> 01:03:51,153 That's great. 975 01:04:08,444 --> 01:04:11,747 Marcos, have you noticed 976 01:04:11,747 --> 01:04:15,444 that Claudio's got a different kind of feminine thing going? 977 01:04:21,591 --> 01:04:23,125 It's Helena. 978 01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:27,964 Have you noticed that couples start acting alike after a while? 979 01:04:27,964 --> 01:04:32,535 I'm talking about his feminine side, you know? 980 01:04:32,535 --> 01:04:35,504 I think it's cool. 981 01:04:35,504 --> 01:04:37,607 It's cool to let out your feminine side. 982 01:04:37,607 --> 01:04:40,075 Helena must be loving it. 983 01:05:02,732 --> 01:05:03,858 Beautiful. 984 01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:15,002 Beautiful... Beautiful. 985 01:05:16,512 --> 01:05:18,446 The water's great. 986 01:05:24,687 --> 01:05:28,858 Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you 987 01:05:28,858 --> 01:05:33,761 happy birthday, dear Claudio, happy birthday to you 988 01:05:44,473 --> 01:05:46,407 Happy birthday, Claudio! 989 01:05:53,015 --> 01:05:54,243 Happy birthday! 990 01:06:05,661 --> 01:06:09,966 I can't believe no one was onto us. 991 01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:13,202 At least there's one good thing in all this. 992 01:06:13,202 --> 01:06:18,307 I've never been so sure of my sexuality. 993 01:06:18,307 --> 01:06:20,242 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 994 01:06:20,242 --> 01:06:22,945 That's funny, isn't it? 995 01:06:22,945 --> 01:06:28,713 When we love someone, we love them inside and out. 996 01:06:30,353 --> 01:06:36,726 The craziest thing is that I love another woman, 997 01:06:36,726 --> 01:06:40,184 and so I love my own body as if it were another's. 998 01:06:42,131 --> 01:06:44,200 Don't start with me. 999 01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:46,930 I've never liked male bodies. 1000 01:06:49,138 --> 01:06:52,975 Claudio, since you have my body, 1001 01:06:52,975 --> 01:06:54,465 learn how it works. 1002 01:06:55,311 --> 01:06:58,681 See this nightgown? 1003 01:06:58,681 --> 01:07:01,117 It's comfortable, makes me look thin, 1004 01:07:01,117 --> 01:07:02,778 and you love it. 1005 01:07:04,653 --> 01:07:05,984 Put it on. 1006 01:07:50,599 --> 01:07:52,260 This isn't so bad. 1007 01:07:54,770 --> 01:07:56,499 I miss it. 1008 01:07:59,008 --> 01:08:01,610 What are we going to do tomorrow? 1009 01:08:01,610 --> 01:08:03,879 I was thinking about that. 1010 01:08:03,879 --> 01:08:07,483 I think we have to work with the chorus first. 1011 01:08:07,483 --> 01:08:10,853 Then we'll work on the campaign together. 1012 01:08:10,853 --> 01:08:12,455 Together? 1013 01:08:12,455 --> 01:08:15,558 -Together, of course. -But... 1014 01:08:15,558 --> 01:08:18,959 We're in this together now. 1015 01:08:30,506 --> 01:08:34,310 No, not that. I can't, Claudio. 1016 01:08:34,310 --> 01:08:37,913 Relax, Helena. 1017 01:08:37,913 --> 01:08:41,283 Listen, let's forget what's on the outside 1018 01:08:41,283 --> 01:08:44,687 and think about the inside, okay? 1019 01:08:44,687 --> 01:08:48,190 But I have to be relaxed. I have to be relaxed! 1020 01:08:48,190 --> 01:08:50,526 I don't see how you can think of that 1021 01:08:50,526 --> 01:08:53,262 when we've got this problem, this situation. 1022 01:08:53,262 --> 01:08:55,798 It's a once-in-a-lifetime experience, 1023 01:08:55,798 --> 01:08:59,902 like seeing the Earth from the moon, honey. 1024 01:08:59,902 --> 01:09:02,104 Please, Claudio. 1025 01:09:02,104 --> 01:09:05,174 -I can't do this. -Relax. 1026 01:09:05,174 --> 01:09:08,144 -Will you listen... -Relax. 1027 01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:11,147 You're smothering me! 1028 01:09:11,147 --> 01:09:13,716 -Please! I have a headache. -Helena! 1029 01:09:13,716 --> 01:09:16,685 I have a headache, Claudio. 1030 01:09:18,888 --> 01:09:21,257 I don't know how you can think of that. 1031 01:09:21,257 --> 01:09:23,851 -Fuck! -Watch your language. 1032 01:09:32,968 --> 01:09:34,670 I'm here to help with the campaign. 1033 01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:37,039 Since when are you part of the creative team? 1034 01:09:37,039 --> 01:09:39,808 Since your husband began to screw our campaigns 1035 01:09:39,808 --> 01:09:41,477 in front of our clients. 1036 01:09:41,477 --> 01:09:43,546 Marcos, I'd rather work by myself. 1037 01:09:43,546 --> 01:09:46,549 -Time is short. -All the more reason. 1038 01:09:46,549 --> 01:09:49,852 You go ahead to the rehearsal, we'll talk over the phone. 1039 01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:52,521 -What if it doesn't work? -I'm going to miss 1 st period. 1040 01:09:52,521 --> 01:09:54,819 Relax, honey, we're on our way. 1041 01:10:02,164 --> 01:10:05,034 Since when do you let Helena drive your toy? 1042 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:06,869 Let her play a little. 1043 01:10:06,869 --> 01:10:09,394 Let's get to work. 1044 01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:15,037 So, what have you got to show me? 1045 01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:20,816 Would you excuse me a minute? 1046 01:10:20,816 --> 01:10:22,084 Cida! 1047 01:10:22,084 --> 01:10:25,988 -Cida! -What is it now, Mr. Claudio? 1048 01:10:25,988 --> 01:10:28,757 You're letting the house go, Cida. 1049 01:10:28,757 --> 01:10:32,228 That shelf, in the office, is all dust, girl! 1050 01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:34,396 And there's another thing. 1051 01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:36,799 I've already asked you, for God's sake: 1052 01:10:36,799 --> 01:10:40,963 This Indian elephant's tail has to face the northwest. 1053 01:10:41,837 --> 01:10:44,206 Since when do you care? 1054 01:10:44,206 --> 01:10:46,675 Do you want us to have bad luck, is that it? 1055 01:10:46,675 --> 01:10:48,609 Having a man in the house is hell! 1056 01:10:52,448 --> 01:10:54,950 I know exactly what's going on here. 1057 01:10:54,950 --> 01:10:57,653 -What? -You don't fool me. 1058 01:10:57,653 --> 01:11:00,055 Do you think I'm some kind of idiot? 1059 01:11:00,055 --> 01:11:03,092 I've been onto you since the other day, but after yesterday, 1060 01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:06,595 I know exactly what's going on. 1061 01:11:06,595 --> 01:11:08,964 What are you talking about? 1062 01:11:08,964 --> 01:11:11,489 Don't play dumb, Claudio. 1063 01:11:12,868 --> 01:11:18,397 Neither you nor Helena have been acting the way you should. 1064 01:11:20,342 --> 01:11:22,105 And I know why. 1065 01:11:22,745 --> 01:11:24,747 -You do? -I do. 1066 01:11:24,747 --> 01:11:27,182 So tell me. 1067 01:11:27,182 --> 01:11:29,852 We're so confused... 1068 01:11:29,852 --> 01:11:32,855 You guys don't want me to sell the agency, 1069 01:11:32,855 --> 01:11:37,326 and you're acting this way so people will feel sorry for you. 1070 01:11:37,326 --> 01:11:39,461 Amazing! 1071 01:11:39,461 --> 01:11:41,827 I really can't keep anything from you. 1072 01:11:42,931 --> 01:11:45,161 Wow! You're quick. 1073 01:11:46,568 --> 01:11:51,106 You didn't even tell me what was going on with the agency. 1074 01:11:51,106 --> 01:11:53,509 I didn't have time, mom. 1075 01:11:53,509 --> 01:11:55,544 Tomorrow there's the chorus performance... 1076 01:11:55,544 --> 01:11:58,414 You should forget that chorus for a while 1077 01:11:58,414 --> 01:12:00,449 and pay more attention to your husband, 1078 01:12:00,449 --> 01:12:02,618 who, by the way, has a heart of gold, 1079 01:12:02,618 --> 01:12:06,179 especially now that he needs you so much. 1080 01:12:07,256 --> 01:12:12,261 Speaking of which, I was trying to think of a way to help, too. 1081 01:12:12,261 --> 01:12:13,896 It's okay. You don't have to. 1082 01:12:13,896 --> 01:12:16,765 Claudio can work out his problems on his own. 1083 01:12:16,765 --> 01:12:20,166 -Where are you, honey? -Up shits creek, mother! 1084 01:12:21,804 --> 01:12:25,140 But there's one thing you have to know: 1085 01:12:25,140 --> 01:12:27,676 What kind of approach are we taking? 1086 01:12:27,676 --> 01:12:31,013 Marcos, please, give me one minute of peace 1087 01:12:31,013 --> 01:12:36,485 so I can think. You ask too many questions! 1088 01:12:36,485 --> 01:12:38,253 Please, I have to think. 1089 01:12:38,253 --> 01:12:41,056 That's being creative. Just give me a minute. 1090 01:12:41,056 --> 01:12:44,389 Please. I'll be quick. Just one minute. 1091 01:12:48,597 --> 01:12:50,963 Oh, my God... 1092 01:12:55,137 --> 01:12:57,373 -Hi, my love. -I'm glad you called. 1093 01:12:57,373 --> 01:13:00,976 -Claudio... -What is a "mezzo-soprano"? 1094 01:13:00,976 --> 01:13:04,146 Marcos is pressuring me. I don't know what to do. 1095 01:13:04,146 --> 01:13:06,615 -Don't you have the earphone? -Hold on. 1096 01:13:06,615 --> 01:13:09,017 Repeat everything he says out loud, 1097 01:13:09,017 --> 01:13:10,719 and I'll answer. He'll never notice. 1098 01:13:10,719 --> 01:13:16,024 Marcos! We have to value comfort and sensuality, 1099 01:13:16,024 --> 01:13:22,998 but our differential is treating women like people who think. 1100 01:13:22,998 --> 01:13:27,836 -And how will the print ads be? -How will the print ads be? 1101 01:13:27,836 --> 01:13:29,838 I have a bit of a fever. 1102 01:13:29,838 --> 01:13:34,207 Of course! Newspapers! Use a newspaper. 1103 01:13:35,544 --> 01:13:39,640 People think women don't read newspapers, only magazines. 1104 01:13:39,715 --> 01:13:41,717 Half a page in the paper. 1105 01:13:41,717 --> 01:13:45,421 I don't know who's worse off: You, with Marcos, 1106 01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:49,158 -or me, with these girls. -Me, for sure. 1107 01:13:49,158 --> 01:13:50,659 You what? 1108 01:13:50,659 --> 01:13:53,262 Me. Marcos, me! 1109 01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:55,264 I'm also a target market for this product. 1110 01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:58,867 -But you're not a woman. -Of course not! 1111 01:13:58,867 --> 01:14:02,037 I mean as a consumer. I'm also a consumer, 1112 01:14:02,037 --> 01:14:05,541 a man who buys this product as a present for my wife. 1113 01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:07,609 Good one, honey. There you go. 1114 01:14:07,609 --> 01:14:09,745 There's certain things... Think! 1115 01:14:09,745 --> 01:14:12,414 Why is there a chubby girl in the first row 1116 01:14:12,414 --> 01:14:14,650 who won't stop yawning? 1117 01:14:14,650 --> 01:14:16,982 What you can do is... 1118 01:14:18,854 --> 01:14:20,122 Hello. 1119 01:14:20,122 --> 01:14:21,390 Claudio... 1120 01:14:21,390 --> 01:14:23,192 The battery ran out. 1121 01:14:23,192 --> 01:14:26,094 What would a newspaper ad for female consumers be? 1122 01:14:26,094 --> 01:14:29,565 Just use a hot chick. That's how they want to feel. 1123 01:14:29,565 --> 01:14:32,835 Has it ever crossed your mind that they may want to feel 1124 01:14:32,835 --> 01:14:34,928 a little more authentic? 1125 01:14:35,604 --> 01:14:38,774 You're being sensitive, right? 1126 01:14:38,774 --> 01:14:41,677 I think a little more overtime with Cibele 1127 01:14:41,677 --> 01:14:44,680 will make you an expert on women's lingerie. 1128 01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:46,081 That's enough. 1129 01:14:46,081 --> 01:14:48,116 Since I can't be rid of you here, 1130 01:14:48,116 --> 01:14:50,949 we're going to the agency. What an outrage! 1131 01:14:51,854 --> 01:14:53,822 Okay. I'll be right there. 1132 01:14:53,822 --> 01:14:54,890 Okay, bye. 1133 01:14:54,890 --> 01:14:56,792 Claudio, something came up. 1134 01:14:56,792 --> 01:14:59,161 You'd better go ahead, I'll be there later. 1135 01:14:59,161 --> 01:15:01,595 So you scheduled overtime with someone else? 1136 01:15:21,984 --> 01:15:23,474 It doesn't sound right. 1137 01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:26,545 Sounds too sad. 1138 01:15:27,422 --> 01:15:29,390 I have an idea. 1139 01:15:31,059 --> 01:15:34,790 Claudio, your horoscope says your day will be great. 1140 01:15:35,364 --> 01:15:37,666 Follow me. Marcos called and told me 1141 01:15:37,666 --> 01:15:41,670 you wanted to meet with the entire creative team. 1142 01:15:41,670 --> 01:15:43,160 Everyone's waiting for you, 1143 01:15:43,872 --> 01:15:45,607 but the meeting room is that way. 1144 01:15:45,607 --> 01:15:50,045 I know, but I just want you to clear something up for me. 1145 01:15:50,045 --> 01:15:52,240 -Sure. -Come with me, please. 1146 01:16:00,289 --> 01:16:01,449 So... 1147 01:16:03,025 --> 01:16:04,219 So? 1148 01:16:06,929 --> 01:16:09,329 So here's the thing. 1149 01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:13,735 How do I say this? Have we ever... 1150 01:16:13,735 --> 01:16:17,102 -Have we... -Like this. Have we? 1151 01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:21,076 Excuse me. 1152 01:16:21,076 --> 01:16:22,805 I'm sorry, but... 1153 01:16:23,612 --> 01:16:25,011 I'm sorry. 1154 01:16:25,681 --> 01:16:28,673 After all this time? I don't get it. 1155 01:16:29,217 --> 01:16:32,087 If it's for the client's fantasy, fine, 1156 01:16:32,087 --> 01:16:36,080 but everyone knows how in love you are with Helena. 1157 01:16:37,726 --> 01:16:39,027 I am? 1158 01:16:39,027 --> 01:16:41,830 Don't you play dumb with me, Claudio. 1159 01:16:41,830 --> 01:16:44,162 Everyone knows you are. 1160 01:16:45,434 --> 01:16:46,602 Helena... 1161 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:48,695 You know what? 1162 01:16:50,005 --> 01:16:51,905 You have no idea. 1163 01:16:52,674 --> 01:16:54,801 Cibele, you're the best secretary in the world. 1164 01:16:57,579 --> 01:17:00,309 Okay, girls, that'll be all. 1165 01:17:02,584 --> 01:17:05,020 What's going on? They're so happy! 1166 01:17:05,020 --> 01:17:06,888 Looks like a birthday party. 1167 01:17:06,888 --> 01:17:09,291 Not to mention you haven't picked... 1168 01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:13,729 Ladies... Keep your cool. They'll both get their samba. 1169 01:17:13,729 --> 01:17:14,896 Samba? 1170 01:17:14,896 --> 01:17:17,933 -Helena, I don't think you... -No, listen. 1171 01:17:17,933 --> 01:17:21,503 I'd love to stand here and chat with you, 1172 01:17:21,503 --> 01:17:25,807 but I'm having the weirdest cramps, 1173 01:17:25,807 --> 01:17:27,866 so excuse me. 1174 01:17:28,677 --> 01:17:31,009 She's got her period. 1175 01:17:35,050 --> 01:17:38,417 And that's why I wanted to invest in this concept. 1176 01:17:39,988 --> 01:17:42,024 What do you think? I want the honest truth. 1177 01:17:42,024 --> 01:17:44,549 Don't try to please me. The truth. 1178 01:17:45,761 --> 01:17:47,456 Listen... 1179 01:17:48,630 --> 01:17:49,931 Go ahead. 1180 01:17:49,931 --> 01:17:53,802 I think you've never penetrated so deep 1181 01:17:53,802 --> 01:17:56,171 -into your target consumer. -Great. 1182 01:17:56,171 --> 01:17:58,503 It's as if a spirit got into you. 1183 01:18:00,242 --> 01:18:01,376 A spirit! 1184 01:18:01,376 --> 01:18:04,413 Excuse me, Claudio. Helena is on line 2. 1185 01:18:04,413 --> 01:18:07,015 -She says it's urgent. -Okay. Excuse me. 1186 01:18:07,015 --> 01:18:08,448 Thank you. Line 2. 1187 01:18:09,351 --> 01:18:10,545 Helena? 1188 01:18:11,486 --> 01:18:12,817 Go ahead. 1189 01:18:15,857 --> 01:18:17,757 You what? 1190 01:18:19,194 --> 01:18:22,330 Stop laughing, Helena. This is serious. 1191 01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:23,732 Take it easy. 1192 01:18:23,732 --> 01:18:25,427 Here's what you do... 1193 01:18:25,967 --> 01:18:28,570 -Have you washed your hands? -Yeah, I have. 1194 01:18:28,570 --> 01:18:30,806 That's very important. I want you to get... 1195 01:18:30,806 --> 01:18:32,974 You know my little pink makeup case? 1196 01:18:32,974 --> 01:18:35,310 There's a pink makeup case in the bag. 1197 01:18:35,310 --> 01:18:37,505 Get a tampon in there. 1198 01:18:38,580 --> 01:18:40,015 Got it? Okay. 1199 01:18:40,015 --> 01:18:43,885 Then you tear off the plastic strip around the middle. 1200 01:18:43,885 --> 01:18:46,955 Just pull on it and take it off. 1201 01:18:46,955 --> 01:18:53,462 Take off the bottom, and you'll see a little blue string. 1202 01:18:53,462 --> 01:18:57,023 Rotate it a little. That's right. 1203 01:18:57,766 --> 01:19:03,405 Now hold it and take off the plastic, okay? 1204 01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:07,501 And... You know... Put it in. 1205 01:19:08,610 --> 01:19:11,747 Okay. I'm going to hang up. 1206 01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:13,448 I can't talk and do this at the same time. 1207 01:19:13,448 --> 01:19:14,916 Okay! 1208 01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:16,611 What a character... 1209 01:19:18,954 --> 01:19:21,047 She has a hard time with her period. 1210 01:19:23,892 --> 01:19:25,694 Did you call me, Mrs. Helena? 1211 01:19:25,694 --> 01:19:30,563 Bring me a hot water bottle and some painkillers, please. 1212 01:19:31,099 --> 01:19:33,101 Get a grip, Mrs. Helena! 1213 01:19:33,101 --> 01:19:35,670 You have this every month, and you're still not used to it? 1214 01:19:35,670 --> 01:19:38,440 Bring me some ice cubes, too. 1215 01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:42,069 -Why? Are you mixing them? -For my scotch. 1216 01:19:42,744 --> 01:19:45,247 One is melting like jelly because of cramps, 1217 01:19:45,247 --> 01:19:47,977 the other one complaining about the elephant's tail... 1218 01:19:48,984 --> 01:19:51,544 I don't even know who has coffee or papaya anymore! 1219 01:19:56,658 --> 01:19:58,226 Poor baby... 1220 01:19:58,226 --> 01:20:00,160 Do you have a booboo, honey? 1221 01:20:02,664 --> 01:20:07,936 I had no idea my sarcastic look was so annoying. 1222 01:20:07,936 --> 01:20:09,767 Did you know I'm in pain? 1223 01:20:10,272 --> 01:20:12,107 I'm not being sarcastic. 1224 01:20:12,107 --> 01:20:15,243 I'm just used to it, so I think it's funny 1225 01:20:15,243 --> 01:20:17,746 -to see your drama. -There's no drama. 1226 01:20:17,746 --> 01:20:19,948 I'm not a drama queen. I can take pain. 1227 01:20:19,948 --> 01:20:22,918 Punch me, if you want. I can take pain. 1228 01:20:22,918 --> 01:20:25,420 I'll do nothing of the sort. I believe you. 1229 01:20:25,420 --> 01:20:27,789 I'm going to get you what I take. 1230 01:20:27,789 --> 01:20:29,086 You'll be all better. 1231 01:20:31,493 --> 01:20:33,895 Flying saucers, in general, 1232 01:20:33,895 --> 01:20:37,465 give out very strong magnetic fields, 1233 01:20:37,465 --> 01:20:39,901 which can affect the flow of electrons 1234 01:20:39,901 --> 01:20:45,540 and cause apparently unexplainable phenomena, 1235 01:20:45,540 --> 01:20:47,142 such as abductions, 1236 01:20:47,142 --> 01:20:49,144 cosmic projections, 1237 01:20:49,144 --> 01:20:53,376 and out-of-body experiences. 1238 01:20:57,686 --> 01:20:59,821 You think we're crazy, don't you? 1239 01:20:59,821 --> 01:21:02,457 -Do you believe us? -Relax, Helena. 1240 01:21:02,457 --> 01:21:04,254 -Helena, right? -No. 1241 01:21:05,660 --> 01:21:08,964 The minute you walked through that door, 1242 01:21:08,964 --> 01:21:12,601 I noticed your auras were switched. 1243 01:21:12,601 --> 01:21:14,002 Really? 1244 01:21:14,002 --> 01:21:18,607 Seeing as your material bodies are merely energy terminals, 1245 01:21:18,607 --> 01:21:20,442 you know what happened? 1246 01:21:20,442 --> 01:21:23,478 An exchange of magnetic signals, 1247 01:21:23,478 --> 01:21:27,582 most likely caused by the helicoidal trajectory 1248 01:21:27,582 --> 01:21:30,819 of antimatter induction. Was I clear? 1249 01:21:30,819 --> 01:21:33,388 I have a question: Can we switch back 1250 01:21:33,388 --> 01:21:35,413 or will I get my period every month? 1251 01:21:36,057 --> 01:21:37,524 Oh, God... 1252 01:21:38,193 --> 01:21:42,095 I'm going to need a minute to consult the cosmos. 1253 01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:46,101 Cosmos! 1254 01:21:46,101 --> 01:21:49,404 -Who's he talking to? -Just kidding! 1255 01:21:49,404 --> 01:21:52,305 -Oh, I see! -I'll do it now. 1256 01:21:55,810 --> 01:21:57,437 You can switch back. 1257 01:21:58,546 --> 01:22:00,343 You can switch back. 1258 01:22:00,782 --> 01:22:03,478 We just have to uninvert the frequency. 1259 01:22:04,653 --> 01:22:08,180 And how do we uninvert this? 1260 01:22:10,458 --> 01:22:12,427 I am the path, 1261 01:22:12,427 --> 01:22:15,726 and the universe is the answer! 1262 01:22:16,398 --> 01:22:17,990 Communication... 1263 01:22:18,733 --> 01:22:20,132 Communication... 1264 01:22:21,436 --> 01:22:23,063 Do you feel anything? 1265 01:22:24,773 --> 01:22:26,365 Communication... 1266 01:22:28,410 --> 01:22:29,809 Communication... 1267 01:22:31,413 --> 01:22:32,937 Communication... 1268 01:22:34,015 --> 01:22:35,539 Communication! 1269 01:22:37,452 --> 01:22:40,722 -Don't move. -I can't take this anymore. 1270 01:22:40,722 --> 01:22:42,724 Hold still! 1271 01:22:42,724 --> 01:22:47,562 Lipstick, panties, tampons, cramps, bras, high heels... 1272 01:22:47,562 --> 01:22:48,927 Bras kill me! 1273 01:22:49,831 --> 01:22:53,323 Do you think I enjoy peeing standing up? 1274 01:22:54,235 --> 01:22:55,971 Being a woman is hard. 1275 01:22:55,971 --> 01:23:00,108 I'm not ready for this, I wasn't made for this. 1276 01:23:00,108 --> 01:23:02,711 I don't know what's still to be invented. 1277 01:23:02,711 --> 01:23:06,648 You haven't seen anything yet. Hold still. 1278 01:23:06,648 --> 01:23:08,741 What a pain in the neck! 1279 01:23:09,384 --> 01:23:12,012 My chorus is singing today. 1280 01:23:12,554 --> 01:23:14,886 I have to look gorgeous. 1281 01:23:21,196 --> 01:23:22,831 Tereza's coming. 1282 01:23:22,831 --> 01:23:24,799 Here she comes. Pay attention. 1283 01:23:25,433 --> 01:23:28,303 -How are you? -Fine, thank you. And you? 1284 01:23:28,303 --> 01:23:30,105 -I'm fine. -This is my wife Helena. 1285 01:23:30,105 --> 01:23:31,272 How are you? 1286 01:23:31,272 --> 01:23:33,208 Would you mind if she stayed for the presentation? 1287 01:23:33,208 --> 01:23:34,876 -Not at all. -Great. 1288 01:23:34,876 --> 01:23:39,614 Helena, I could ask Cibele to get you some coffee 1289 01:23:39,614 --> 01:23:42,617 and a few magazines so you can wait at the reception. 1290 01:23:42,617 --> 01:23:46,287 Absolutely not. I insist on her presence today. 1291 01:23:46,287 --> 01:23:48,323 Isn't this about the female universe? 1292 01:23:48,323 --> 01:23:50,859 The creator's wife should be the first to approve it. 1293 01:23:50,859 --> 01:23:52,019 Come on, honey. 1294 01:23:56,197 --> 01:24:00,201 We're going to show the thousand, 1295 01:24:00,201 --> 01:24:03,271 the million sides there are to all women. 1296 01:24:03,271 --> 01:24:05,640 -Many sides indeed. -Am I right? 1297 01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:10,311 Women have always been much more skilled than men, 1298 01:24:10,311 --> 01:24:14,015 especially when paying attention to detail, 1299 01:24:14,015 --> 01:24:16,684 showing affection, 1300 01:24:16,684 --> 01:24:18,887 transpiring care, 1301 01:24:18,887 --> 01:24:21,689 overflowing with love. 1302 01:24:21,689 --> 01:24:24,192 Competing with men in the job market 1303 01:24:24,192 --> 01:24:26,694 hasn't hardened women's hearts. 1304 01:24:26,694 --> 01:24:28,252 Exactly. 1305 01:24:28,963 --> 01:24:31,232 Thank you, sweetheart. That's exactly it. 1306 01:24:31,232 --> 01:24:37,034 Because, even when women become independent, 1307 01:24:37,505 --> 01:24:44,179 they always retain that female sensitivity. 1308 01:24:44,179 --> 01:24:46,181 Right, Tereza? Always. 1309 01:24:46,181 --> 01:24:49,484 -They have desires and power. -And are still women. 1310 01:24:49,484 --> 01:24:50,746 Go ahead. 1311 01:24:52,454 --> 01:24:54,722 "Affection when and how I want it. 1312 01:24:54,722 --> 01:24:57,292 -That is being a woman." -What do you think? 1313 01:24:57,292 --> 01:24:59,021 What do you think, Claudio? 1314 01:25:02,630 --> 01:25:08,000 I think it captures the female spirit perfectly. 1315 01:25:08,670 --> 01:25:10,695 What do you think, Helena? 1316 01:25:11,606 --> 01:25:16,373 I think the campaign is very direct and to the point. 1317 01:25:17,779 --> 01:25:21,282 But of course they're going to think it's great. 1318 01:25:21,282 --> 01:25:23,885 The important thing is: What do you think, Tereza? 1319 01:25:23,885 --> 01:25:25,687 I think Claudio is wrong. 1320 01:25:25,687 --> 01:25:27,746 It doesn't capture the female spirit. 1321 01:25:29,624 --> 01:25:31,359 It goes beyond that. 1322 01:25:31,359 --> 01:25:33,628 It understands the man in every woman 1323 01:25:33,628 --> 01:25:37,065 and the woman in every man. Congratulations. 1324 01:25:37,065 --> 01:25:38,589 The account is all yours. 1325 01:25:42,337 --> 01:25:45,363 Thank you so much! 1326 01:25:46,641 --> 01:25:48,910 -Honey, the chorus! -Yes, let's go. 1327 01:25:48,910 --> 01:25:51,312 I'm sorry, Tereza. She has a chorus performance. 1328 01:25:51,312 --> 01:25:52,680 I have to go. Please excuse me. 1329 01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:54,671 Thank you. I'm coming, honey. 1330 01:25:56,684 --> 01:25:59,754 Claudio, where do you think you're going? 1331 01:25:59,754 --> 01:26:02,222 We have to have a little talk. 1332 01:26:02,891 --> 01:26:04,290 But... 1333 01:26:06,461 --> 01:26:08,429 Go on ahead, honey. 1334 01:26:08,429 --> 01:26:10,632 I'll meet you there. Please. 1335 01:26:10,632 --> 01:26:11,690 Go on. 1336 01:26:16,070 --> 01:26:18,439 Be quick. I want to see my wife's "little chorus". 1337 01:26:18,439 --> 01:26:21,676 Here's the thing: I sold the agency... 1338 01:26:21,676 --> 01:26:23,007 Yesterday afternoon. 1339 01:26:24,212 --> 01:26:28,049 What about our deal? If I got the account, 1340 01:26:28,049 --> 01:26:30,585 didn't you say you wouldn't sell the agency? 1341 01:26:30,585 --> 01:26:33,588 And I didn't sell it to the S�o Paulo guys, 1342 01:26:33,588 --> 01:26:36,991 but another buyer approached me. 1343 01:26:36,991 --> 01:26:39,391 Business is business, Claudio. You know that. 1344 01:26:44,632 --> 01:26:45,997 You punk! 1345 01:26:59,714 --> 01:27:01,409 Excuse me. 1346 01:27:02,483 --> 01:27:04,815 -Hi, Father. -Just in time. 1347 01:27:09,424 --> 01:27:11,259 Go on, cuties. 1348 01:27:11,259 --> 01:27:13,386 Bring down the house. 1349 01:27:17,165 --> 01:27:21,302 Now the S�o Jos� girls' chorus. 1350 01:27:21,302 --> 01:27:24,005 They're going to sing Beethoven's Ninth, 1351 01:27:24,005 --> 01:27:26,473 conducted by Mrs. Helena. 1352 01:27:30,845 --> 01:27:33,109 -Good luck. -Thank you, Father. 1353 01:27:34,148 --> 01:27:35,080 See you soon. 1354 01:27:43,958 --> 01:27:46,294 Okay... Follow me. 1355 01:27:46,294 --> 01:27:48,353 One, two, three... 1356 01:29:39,073 --> 01:29:40,274 You know, 1357 01:29:40,274 --> 01:29:42,577 I never thought you'd make such a great 1358 01:29:42,577 --> 01:29:44,772 children's chorus conductor. 1359 01:29:45,913 --> 01:29:50,051 And I never thought, on top of being a good driver, 1360 01:29:50,051 --> 01:29:52,451 that you were creative, too. 1361 01:29:52,987 --> 01:29:54,818 Right, but listen, 1362 01:29:55,390 --> 01:29:58,226 It's not that hard to be creative 1363 01:29:58,226 --> 01:30:02,253 when you have a woman's sensitivity. 1364 01:30:03,731 --> 01:30:08,035 And it's not that hard to conduct a chorus, either, 1365 01:30:08,035 --> 01:30:10,026 when you're a creative guy. 1366 01:30:13,307 --> 01:30:15,832 Are you calling me square? 1367 01:30:17,745 --> 01:30:22,617 Didn't you just call me insensitive? 1368 01:30:22,617 --> 01:30:25,720 I said women are more sensitive than men. 1369 01:30:25,720 --> 01:30:28,621 -Don't you think so? -Men are stronger, Helena. 1370 01:30:29,390 --> 01:30:31,859 That depends on what you mean by "stronger". 1371 01:30:31,859 --> 01:30:34,555 I'm talking about muscle strength. 1372 01:30:35,263 --> 01:30:36,787 That's a good one. 1373 01:30:37,632 --> 01:30:42,831 Only you forget I have your muscles now. 1374 01:30:44,705 --> 01:30:46,332 Actually, 1375 01:30:47,275 --> 01:30:49,177 muscles themselves don't mean anything. 1376 01:30:49,177 --> 01:30:51,668 You have to know how to use them. 1377 01:30:52,814 --> 01:30:55,450 And what will you do now? 1378 01:30:55,450 --> 01:30:57,919 Where's your strength? 1379 01:30:57,919 --> 01:31:01,514 I want to see you free yourself. 1380 01:31:13,501 --> 01:31:15,636 Claudio, what was that? 1381 01:31:15,636 --> 01:31:17,160 What was that? 1382 01:32:05,753 --> 01:32:06,888 Darn... 1383 01:32:06,888 --> 01:32:09,857 It's Saturday, I could sleep in, 1384 01:32:09,857 --> 01:32:11,893 and I had to get insomnia. 1385 01:32:11,893 --> 01:32:15,522 You know what that's called? Being in love. 1386 01:32:54,068 --> 01:32:56,337 Claudio... Claudio! 1387 01:32:56,337 --> 01:32:58,172 -Claudio! -What? 1388 01:32:58,172 --> 01:33:00,541 Claudio, wake up! Look! 1389 01:33:00,541 --> 01:33:02,743 -Look at what? -Look at this! 1390 01:33:02,743 --> 01:33:04,506 What's wrong? 1391 01:33:05,146 --> 01:33:06,670 It happened! 1392 01:33:07,348 --> 01:33:08,975 Oh, my God! 1393 01:33:10,051 --> 01:33:11,686 Thank God! 1394 01:33:11,686 --> 01:33:14,814 What's up, woman? 1395 01:33:16,123 --> 01:33:19,627 What's with all the noise? 1396 01:33:19,627 --> 01:33:22,330 If they continue going crazy like this, 1397 01:33:22,330 --> 01:33:25,094 we're going to have to commit them both. 1398 01:33:26,901 --> 01:33:30,304 Good morning, darling. Good morning, Cida. 1399 01:33:30,304 --> 01:33:32,640 Good morning isn't enough. 1400 01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:35,165 I've never seen such a great day, honey. 1401 01:33:35,843 --> 01:33:37,511 So excited! 1402 01:33:37,511 --> 01:33:39,914 I guess I wasn't the only one who didn't get any sleep. 1403 01:33:39,914 --> 01:33:44,852 When love comes around, it takes hold of everyone. 1404 01:33:44,852 --> 01:33:46,820 Everyone goes wild. 1405 01:33:48,489 --> 01:33:53,688 After years, Eucrides decided to "perform" last night. 1406 01:33:54,996 --> 01:33:56,258 Here, honey. 1407 01:33:56,864 --> 01:33:58,299 Crazy! 1408 01:33:58,299 --> 01:34:01,359 You're trying to drive me crazy! 1409 01:34:14,915 --> 01:34:17,251 Working overtime for Marcos on a Saturday? 1410 01:34:17,251 --> 01:34:18,953 Losing my Saturday. 1411 01:34:18,953 --> 01:34:21,188 I could be on the beach playing soccer, 1412 01:34:21,188 --> 01:34:23,157 scoring chicks... But I'm here. 1413 01:34:23,157 --> 01:34:25,626 Emergency meeting with the lady who bought the agency. 1414 01:34:25,626 --> 01:34:29,130 Really? A woman? Good for you guys. 1415 01:34:29,130 --> 01:34:31,394 Women bring good luck to this agency. 1416 01:34:32,033 --> 01:34:33,868 Have you noticed we only meet 1417 01:34:33,868 --> 01:34:37,104 -at our husbands' events? -That's true. 1418 01:34:37,104 --> 01:34:38,833 -Good morning. -Hi, Cibele. 1419 01:34:39,540 --> 01:34:43,277 Could you help us pack up Claudio's things? 1420 01:34:43,277 --> 01:34:46,047 Lt'll be the worst job he ever had me do. 1421 01:34:46,047 --> 01:34:47,381 Oh, Cibele! 1422 01:34:47,381 --> 01:34:49,383 -Excuse me. -Go on. Thanks. 1423 01:34:49,383 --> 01:34:51,952 Claudio, no hard feelings. 1424 01:34:51,952 --> 01:34:54,188 I tried to explain, but you wouldn't let me. 1425 01:34:54,188 --> 01:34:57,385 No hard feelings. Whatever. Give me ten. 1426 01:34:58,392 --> 01:35:03,197 I want you to be really happy, and you too, Barbara. 1427 01:35:03,197 --> 01:35:05,633 They will be very happy. 1428 01:35:05,633 --> 01:35:07,260 They were made for one another. 1429 01:35:09,704 --> 01:35:11,238 Honey! 1430 01:35:11,238 --> 01:35:13,340 I'm so glad you're here! 1431 01:35:13,340 --> 01:35:16,210 I called a thousand times, but your cell phone was off. 1432 01:35:16,210 --> 01:35:19,380 Mother, I'm a little off. 1433 01:35:19,380 --> 01:35:21,816 I don't understand what you're doing here. 1434 01:35:21,816 --> 01:35:25,352 Everyone, I'd like you to meet Vivian Medeiros de Albuquerque, 1435 01:35:25,352 --> 01:35:28,981 the company's new partner. She bought my shares. 1436 01:35:29,857 --> 01:35:31,825 -What? -What? 1437 01:35:32,426 --> 01:35:36,294 I believe in Claudio's talent, honey. 1438 01:35:37,965 --> 01:35:39,934 People who say happiness can't be bought 1439 01:35:39,934 --> 01:35:42,300 just don't know where the store is. 1440 01:35:44,338 --> 01:35:48,297 What a lovely, pleasant place. Wonderful! 1441 01:35:48,943 --> 01:35:50,945 Too bad I can't work here. 1442 01:35:50,945 --> 01:35:52,079 Let's go, please. 1443 01:35:52,079 --> 01:35:53,981 The decorator will be over at noon, 1444 01:35:53,981 --> 01:35:55,649 and he's coming from S�o Paulo. 1445 01:35:55,649 --> 01:35:57,284 And I still have to stop by the beauty parlor. 1446 01:35:57,284 --> 01:35:59,420 I'm talking about serious matters, 1447 01:35:59,420 --> 01:36:01,822 and you're worried about beauty parlors and decorators! 1448 01:36:01,822 --> 01:36:04,258 I don't just think of frivolous things. 1449 01:36:04,258 --> 01:36:06,827 Do you think it's easy to take care of a house, a family? 1450 01:36:06,827 --> 01:36:09,296 Do you think it's easy to support a house, a family, 1451 01:36:09,296 --> 01:36:10,631 the way you spend? 1452 01:36:10,631 --> 01:36:12,466 -All you think of is you. -All you think of is you. 1453 01:36:12,466 --> 01:36:13,801 -That's the problem. -That's the problem. 1454 01:36:13,801 --> 01:36:15,269 -Lf I were you... -lf I were you... 1455 01:36:15,269 --> 01:36:16,604 -What? -What? 1456 01:36:16,604 --> 01:36:18,333 -Again? -Again? 1457 01:36:21,242 --> 01:36:24,973 Men and women are strange creatures. 1458 01:36:26,480 --> 01:36:29,313 Venus and Mars. Two different planets. 1459 01:36:30,151 --> 01:36:32,453 It's hard to live with that person, 1460 01:36:32,453 --> 01:36:35,322 but it's impossible to live without them. 1461 01:36:35,322 --> 01:36:36,590 Ooh, what are you doing? 1462 01:36:36,590 --> 01:36:39,024 I'm driving, for God's sake! 1463 01:36:40,161 --> 01:36:42,429 But that problem will never be solved. 1464 01:36:42,429 --> 01:36:45,666 There isn't really a solution to that problem. 1465 01:36:45,666 --> 01:36:48,157 Because it isn't actually even a problem. 1466 01:36:49,236 --> 01:36:50,504 -It's life. -It's life. 1467 01:36:50,504 --> 01:36:51,971 -Hey! -Don't start. 1468 01:36:53,974 --> 01:36:55,943 -I've had enough. -Oh, Helena, 1469 01:36:55,943 --> 01:36:57,678 I forgot to tell you. 1470 01:36:57,678 --> 01:37:00,080 -What? -I'm trying to remember. 1471 01:37:00,080 --> 01:37:02,249 -Tell me. -At the party... I'll tell you. 1472 01:37:02,249 --> 01:37:04,485 What happened, at the party? 1473 01:37:04,485 --> 01:37:06,720 -It's ridiculous! -Tell me. 1474 01:37:06,720 --> 01:37:09,023 -Hold on! -You always do this. 1475 01:37:09,023 --> 01:37:11,692 I'm just trying to remember everything that happened. 1476 01:37:11,692 --> 01:37:15,219 So tell me. Hurry up. 1477 01:37:15,729 --> 01:37:18,933 -Tell me. -Barbara told me, 1478 01:37:18,933 --> 01:37:21,202 told everyone, actually, 1479 01:37:21,202 --> 01:37:24,872 that Marcos hasn't "performed" in months. 1480 01:37:24,872 --> 01:37:29,276 -She's in a terrible state. -So that's it. 1481 01:37:29,276 --> 01:37:32,379 I knew it. That's why she's on edge. 1482 01:37:32,379 --> 01:37:35,316 I also noticed she's been taking a lot of pills. 1483 01:37:35,316 --> 01:37:37,284 Really? Why? 1484 01:37:37,284 --> 01:37:40,487 Because she's unfulfilled, so she wants to lose weight. 1485 01:37:40,487 --> 01:37:43,057 I shouldn't laugh, but it's pretty crazy. 1486 01:37:43,057 --> 01:37:44,458 All that attitude... 1487 01:37:44,458 --> 01:37:47,328 Oh, what about Carmelia? 1488 01:37:47,328 --> 01:37:49,663 -What about her? -Didn't you notice? 1489 01:37:49,663 --> 01:37:51,498 -Her surgery. -Right. 1490 01:37:51,498 --> 01:37:53,968 -She looked awful. -She's not the only one. 1491 01:37:53,968 --> 01:37:57,004 At one point, I couldn't understand what she said. 1492 01:37:57,004 --> 01:38:00,074 -I swear to God. -She got her body done, too. 1493 01:38:00,074 --> 01:38:05,446 She turned to me, thinking she was hot... 1494 01:38:05,446 --> 01:38:08,438 She said, "Listen Claudio, you're in advertising..." 1495 01:38:12,419 --> 01:38:13,909 You're laughing... 1496 01:38:24,164 --> 01:38:26,359 English Version MONICA DIAS 110300