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Thank you

- Hello Gladys, tea without sugar - tea without milk

oh, and how about you, you want your tea withoutmilk or without sugar?

Without tea, for me coffee.

You are in early tonight

yes we come early to do homework

every time we are doing it wrong so we

make a plan to meet here and do it all together

eh, plenty smart, eh?

- Here we are! - I hope we are not being late

no we just got here ourselves you want a tea?

- Oh thank you very much! - Not that one

much better do the homework first before mr. Brown arrives

this is a good idea. Ok first question give a single noun to replace the

following phrases: A person who has reached the age of 100

- anybody any ideas - sure, very old man!

- That is not right - si hombre, 100 year old, very old man

no we want one word for man who is 100

oh blime, I am knowing that, Farouk

- what is Farouk? - My uncle, he is being 100 years old

that is not being the answer, you Tandouri twit!

All right you penjabi prawn, you tell us the answer

centurion!

- That sounds ok to me - oki toki everybody put down certrurion!

- Next question - right

give the past tense and the past participle of the following verbs

cling

clung

that is right, clung, that is the past tense now we want the past paciciple

- cling, clung - clang!

Oh blime, mr Brown will be surprised when he find how clever we are

next question, past tense and past participle of the word fly'

- flewed - no not flewed

- flied - that is better

- we want one more we have fly, flied - fleed!

Hey we must do the homework like this every time

and the next question, give opposite in

meanings to following nouns: Disapointment!

That appointment

with due respect-o, opposite of disapointment-o is joy.

Oki toki

- can I have some milk please Gladys? - Yeah.

- Hey Daniele, what have you got in the pram

- a bag of the potatoes.

Not potato, bambino! Hello bambino

hey he speak to me, ah nice little boy

how you know he is a little boy?

Easy, he's got what every little boy has blue clothes!

- Here, is he yours? - No he belongs to the family I work as au pair

they had to go out tonight so I thought

I would bring him here to the lessons

- oh you can't do that - why not?

Well its against regulations, miss Courtney will never allow it

- are you sure? - Positive

what am I going to do? I don't want I don't want to miss my classes

I tell you what to do, You leave him here behind

my counter and collect him when you go

- thank you Gladys - don't mention it

see you later boys

holy ravioli, for what I am thinking now I could be excomunicated

I was excomunicated five minutes ago

give a collective noun to describe a group of footballers

- Real Madrid - oh blime, that is no good answer

- the correct answer is team - that's right team

- who said that? - I did!

- How long have you been here? - Long enough

a homework is work to do at home individually not here collectively

as you obviuosly cannot be trusted you will all stay behind after class

and do you homework there come on!

Now there, what about a nice smile for you auntie Glad

you know you're a nice fellow

I'm gonna tickle your tommy Here give us a nice kiss

- Hello Sid! - Look Gladys, what you do is your own affair

but be sure don't let miss Courtney catch you at it

- oh, what do you mean? - I heard you

I'm doing it as a favor you want to tickle his tommy?

I beg your pardon?

Tickle his tommy, he likes it, look!

It's Daniele's, I'm looking after it for her

yeah? Lovely little fellow how are you then? Aie, he bit me!

Come on everybody, places please if possible

now that we've lost Sultan and Ingrid

my counter and collect him when you go

Jamila would you like to come back to front?

No master-J I am very glad to be sit here in the backside

Taro?

Japanese philosopher once said-o a person-o who is in front lin-o

more likely to get-o shot at-o

ah-so, ali and Sue Li why don't you come out here then, all right?

Right now tonight, for a change we are going to do a crossword

- you all know what a crossword is? - Ya ya

all right I shall ask each of you a clue and

I hope I will get some correct answers

- Juan I'll start with you - si signor.

- One across, the feminine of a horse - por favor?

The feminine of horse, you've heard of the word horse?

- Ah si si! Sore throat - no that's hoarse

- it's all right - come along the feminine of horse

- lady horse - o anybody knows?

- Ya, feminine of horse, mare - well done

- excuse me please - yes Ali?

- I am thinking, mayor is not feminine - yes it is

oh no mayor of London is most definitely masculine

that is a different sort of mayour that's m a y o r

-jelly good - Rangit 3 across, not down

I am knowing it's not down because you are saying it's across

- not down is the clue - thousand apologies

well what is the answer?

No, what is not the answer, the answer is up

thank you, Giovanni,6 across, a punctuation

mark used to indicate antitheses or quotation

- ask me another - come along think, I'll give you another clue

- it's not a comma but it begins with a C - question mark

don't be ridiculous anybody know?

- Colon - good, c o I o n

Ali, 7 across, a word used to describe a group of 4 musicians

Beatles

this is not a group although the Beatles were one of these

- oh blime, - well think, if you have a cake

- and you cut it into four you then have four - pieces

- yes but what is each piece called? - A slice

- quarter -jally good

then what do we call four musicians? Anybody?

- Quartet? - Good quartet, well done

Sue Li, 8 across, to tell an untruth

to spread decadent western propaganda about republic of China

- well then the correct answer is lie - same thing

that is a matter of opinion L I E Jemila, one down, the plural of mouse

- mouses - no jemila think, look look at the board

- its m, blank, c blank - no master J I am also being blank

- mice - ah, mickey

- mickey? - Ha, mickey mouses

- mice - sorry masterji

- Taro - aso

2 down to consign or dismiss to an inferior position

- you know the answer? - Not know question-o

look is one of the teams finish down the league that means they are

- very bad-o team-o - they get relegated

then the answer is rel e gate good, well eh Max

- yes boss - for down the opposite of wealth

- skint - no

- broke? - No

if you are very poor, what state are you in

desperate

- mr Brown, can I speak to Daniele outside - yes if you must

it's very personal

- what is the matter? - Baby's done a bunk

- is it the same as doing a pouie? - No he's gone

gone?

Yes Gladys went to the ladies when she come out, there he was gone

that is impossible

well if you don't believe it come and look for yourself

- but if he's not there where can he be? - I havent got the faintest idea

right now can anybody tell me the rule about I and E? Jemila?

- I before E excepting after C - very good

- Juan, Juan! - Si signor

- you are not paying attention - si, plenty attention

all right what did I just say?

- You say, Juan you're not paying attention

before that?

Before that you're right, I not paying attention

we were discussing I before E except after C

ah, its all right

- spell receipt - por favor?

- You heard, spell receipt - R, E, C, I before e..., E

- good - I, T

come on, think you've missed something out

what comes before T?

Breakfast

I am not amused, you're not here to make jokes

- sorry amigo - P, T

it's all right

Max, what always follows a Q?

People who are queuing

- the letter Q - R

- R? - Sure, LMNOPQR

we're discussing spelling, not the alphabet

if a word begins with Q what is the next letter?

I don't know boss

- U - me what?

- Q U, only U can follow a Q - ok

mr. Brown can you come to my office?

Now?

Yes it is most important

well carry on studying chapter 10 on spelling, I can't be long

- is it something I've done? - I sincerely hope not

- take a look at that - it's a pram

well done mr Brown

what do you normally associate with prams?

- Babies? - Exactly

- good Lord you're not? - Not what?

- Expecting? - Oh don't be ridiculous

- look in the pram - it's a baby!

- It certainly is not a cockey spaniel

- well you must not worry miss Courtney

I beg your pardon?

These things happen in even the best families

there is no shame these days being an unmarried mother

you silly little man, its not mine I found it in the canteen

I've spoken to Gladys but she denies All knowledge of it

The poor little mite has obviously been Abandonned

oh how desgusting

I can only assume that one of the students

from our school has deliberately abandonned

that baby on our door step

- I thought you said it was in the canteen? - Its just a figure of speech mr. Brown

now I shall ask all the teachers to question their respective classed

in an effort to discover the guilty party

I will go question mine

oh no you wont, you will stay here and look out for the baby

while I go inform the rest of the staff

hello... shut shut... don't cry don't cry... come over here and see all the trees

see all the birdies chirping, here we are

rock my baby on the tree top when the wind blows the cradle will rock

when the bound breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby, cradle and all

there, what did you think of it? Stay there, I 'm going to get you a choky

- what am I going to do? - Not to worry, we'll find him for you

we'll serch the school

Sid and Gladys, they've looked everywhere

maybe he's being baby napped

- you is being mean kidnapped - yes please

Mr. And mrs, Barkley they are going to kill me how

am I going to tell them I lost their baby?

Why not write them a letter

I've got an idea, if someone stole daniele's baby

why don't we go outside and steal someone else's baby?

Don't be so stupid Max

now settle down and study your books and why are you crying?

Miss Courtney I've done something very bad

now what you do oustside is no concern of mine

- that is in the school, where is my baby? - Baby? Oh so its yours is it?

- You know about it - I found it

- sorry but I must go to him -just a moment, come here I want to ask you

now I know that we live in a permissive society and these things

are not untolered but you must think of the baby, don't you love him a little?

- I love him very much - good, do you know who the father is?

Yes

well then have you never considered marrying him?

How can I, he's only nine months old

- not the baby, his father - I don't think his wife will be very happy

- he's a married man - yes

well that's difficult, they don't care who they let into trouble

- it was his wife's idea - good heavens how awful

- do your parents know the situation you are in? - Yes

- well surely they don't approve - certainly, next year my sister is coming

- to England to do the same - extraordinary

oh no, many french girls want to be au pair

- au pair? - Yes

this baby, it belongs to the family you work for?

- That's right - thank heaven for that

- pardon? - It doesn't matter

I promise I don't bring him to the school again

well see that you don't

can I bring him in this class

no he can stay where he is, he's in very good hands

oh there you are, thank goodness come on dear to aunt Gladys

you're hungry, yes my darling we'll go get a little milky

- at least he's stopped crying - maybe he's dosed of

I got you a little choky mickey

- he's gone - maybe he went for a walk?

- He cant walk, he just about can crawl - well he must be around somewhere

- oh my God, the window is open - what about it?

- He could have crawled out, could he - of course he couldn't. Could he?

They crawl anywhere, I was the biggest crawler in our street

- I can believe that, aren't you frightened to look? - He's not there

he could go there on the edge and turn around

- well go have a look - I cant stand heights I've got claustro phobia

- vertigo - I got that in one shoulder as well

I'll give you a bunk up, I'll go see to my boiler

- arent you staying here? - No I cant stand the sight of blood

- GLAD YS, what are yo doing with that baby?

- Well I took it for a drink of milk

well wait here for a minute

now take this baby back to the canteen and keep it there

I never want to see it again

oh very well

oh my baby is he all right? I take him to the classroom

oh no, miss Courtney said I take him to the canteen

oh no, I cant take the chance of loosing him again

please yourself

- he did it eh? - Who did what?

Mr. Brown se saved the baby off the window edge?

What are you talking about? The baby's never been on the window edge

- no? - No

- well mr. Brown is

- very pretty baby - ya, I would like to have a baby like that

- come out with me tonight and I'll - Max

- professore, - oh blime he's out of his mind

- you're all right mr. Brown -just about, how's the baby?

- Oh he's ok - Thank goodness for that

- will you hold him for me for a minute? - Well I don't know if I can really

- while I fix his blanket - mr. Brown what is that baby doing in the class?

- I'll give you three guesses