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Seriously? You know I gotta go to the bathroom first thing in the morning.

But you've been up before me though.

God,

why are you just irritating me? It's too early for this shit.

Well, obviously, I know you're in there. I need you in the restroom.

Don't be an asshole.

Why would you knock the door anyway? You're in the shower. I could easily use

the toilet.

It's like a fucking grocery store. I'm going to wait my turn.

Seriously?

Come on, let me do this again this morning. Come on, I really gotta go.

You know when I wake up, I gotta go to the bathroom.

You're the most frustrating person ever.

Fuckin' up the damn house.

Why you got the water so loud?

It's loud as shit. Open the door.

Okay,

that's fine. I'm supposed to do it in the morning, but I gotta pee.

I gotta fucking pee.

Open the door. I really gotta pee.

Girl, you do this shit every morning. I gotta pee. You know I gotta pee first.

Come on.

You gonna ignore me?

Seriously?

I would pick this lock.

Come on, come on. I can pee while you brush your teeth. Come on, I gotta pee.

Don't ignore me.

Why are you in my bathroom?

Your mom got the door locked.

I'll be a second.

Get out!

Damn.

Damn.

What are you looking at?

Um... Oh, shit.

It's okay. I just never seen anything so big before.

Ever.

That's because you've been dealing with them white boys.

Is that true?

I don't think I'm qualified.

I'm a stepfather. I can't tell you that.

Show me.

I don't know.

Please. You're just my stepdad. You said it.

Just for a second, okay?

Okay.

Oh, my gosh.

Can I touch it?

I don't think that's appropriate.

But, like, but...

Don't worry, I won't tell anybody.

Alright, just a little bit.

Oh my gosh, it's so big.

Okay guys, I think that's enough.

I mean, I said just a little bit. Oh, big.

You're just my stepdad, not my real dad.

Oh, my God. It's so big.

It's literally like the size of my arm.

Oh, my gosh.

Yes.

Never had that. I was like the worst, huh? No, never.

This is so awesome.

You're not going to tell mom. No, I'm not.

Can I play with my mom?

Please.

I don't know where I've gone.

Oh, shit.

Wet mouth, Barry.

Suck it, motherfucker, buddy.

Bloody cat.

The girls always spit. I love it.

I've seen the white boys who can do that, but they don't like to just show

Show off on the other side.

Yes,

we've always got to stay positive about all the other things that we have to do.

Yes Oh

Let me hear that drop.

You're going to do a dance on my dick, man.

What's your throat?

Look at me, baby.

Yeah. I love it when you poop on my dick.

I don't feel the pressure when I poop on my dick.

Take it out. Spit on it.

Don't touch it. Take it out. Spit on it. Just spit on that motherfucker.

Do it again. You miss.

No hands. I keep using no hands.

Fuck.

I'll keep that mouth open.

Turn that motherfucker around. Let me see.

You got to give me a thumb of that now. Turn it around.

We might be all the way back.

Pull it up. Let me see.

Yes.

Put your hands on that wall and bend that ass over.

Oh, shit.

I'm going to leave it right here.

Lean up a little bit.

Let me get in there with no hands. Lean up a little bit more.

Yeah.

Oh,

yes.

Yes.

Now lean over a little bit more.

Yes.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Take advantage of that day. Use it.

Never had one that big, huh?

Huh? No.

White

boys

can't do that, huh?

No.

Walk them hands on that wall, lean that muscle up, bounce it up and down like

that.

Okay, bye.

It's cold.

I'm going to start just like that.

That's pretty good.

Oh, shit.