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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:34,319 - I can�t believe it. - Way to go, girl! 2 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,989 Now you�ll have to marry to keep up with tradition. 3 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:41,076 - Bruno will panic. - We�ve been talking about it. 4 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:44,246 - Really? And where is he? - I don�t know. 5 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,416 He�s probably grabbing something to eat. 6 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:07,102 - Uncle? - Hi, darling. 7 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,646 Congratulations. The party is beautiful. 8 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:13,108 - Clara is beautiful. - Right. Beautiful and happy. 9 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:17,112 - Where�s Bruno? - I�m looking for him. 10 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:18,197 And I will find him. 11 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,032 Take care. Excuse me. 12 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:23,452 - Have you found Bruno? - No. 13 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:27,581 - You two are so much alike. - We�ve been together for years. 14 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:31,210 - I can�t do that. I get tired. - We know that. 15 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:34,463 I can�t get enough of Bruno. He�s always so surprising. 16 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:39,593 - Here�s to a surprising man! - OK, I�ll drink to that. 17 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:48,560 Over there! 18 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:12,167 Everybody, please... 19 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:16,713 I�d like to have your attention for a second. 20 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:21,468 There�s a saying that goes "Time fies"... 21 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:26,473 but today I know we can�t... 22 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:30,602 measure up the depths of this feeling... 23 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:36,066 until a day like today finally comes around. 24 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:40,612 My sweet loving and dearest... 25 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:42,614 daughter Clara�s wedding. 26 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:49,788 That�s why I�d like to invite you all... 27 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:54,626 to embark on a journey that I�ve put together myself... 28 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:58,255 where I pay tribute, a tribute that begins in Friburgo... 29 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:03,260 some years ago, where Risoleta and I... 30 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:08,473 began to build our beautiful love story. 31 00:05:10,768 --> 00:05:12,644 - What light is this? - I couldn�t care less. 32 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:17,524 We were young and na�ve, very na�ve... 33 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:24,406 Good old times, which will never come back. 34 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:30,829 We�d have lots of fun, we�d go out together... 35 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:34,249 we�d walk along by the riverside. 36 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:37,419 Do you remember, Risoleta? 37 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:44,551 The warm cow milk freshly milked out of the cow�s tits. 38 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:49,681 Risoleta would say: "Z�, that�s not good for you". 39 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:53,727 And I�d say: "No, no, no, I want more. I want more". 40 00:05:58,107 --> 00:06:00,692 - Take your pants off. - I can�t unbuckle my belt. 41 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,361 Let me help you. 42 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:04,571 Pull it. 43 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:09,409 And then Clara came along... 44 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:13,163 to enlighten our lives. 45 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:14,581 Right, honey? 46 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,184 What�s going on? 47 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,353 I don�t know what to say. 48 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,357 I know what to say, you son of a gun! 49 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:42,609 Calm down, Fernanda. 50 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:45,404 I don�t know what I was thinking. 51 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:48,365 Everybody saw exactly what you were thinking. 52 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:50,200 Bruno, how could you do this to me? 53 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:53,453 I hate you! I�m so embarrassed. You�ll pay for that. 54 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,205 You asshole! 55 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:11,096 "CILADA.COM" 56 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:21,481 Man, what a nightmare... 57 00:07:34,203 --> 00:07:35,662 Good morning. 58 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:40,459 You are thirsty today, Mr. Bruno. Have you had fish? 59 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:45,088 Mr. Bruno, if you want me to cook you dinner... 60 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,507 you�ll have to buy the ingredients. 61 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:51,386 Also, Miss Fernanda called... 62 00:07:51,512 --> 00:07:55,265 and said you should take a look at the "In Tube". 63 00:07:56,267 --> 00:08:00,312 She said that and hung up on me, that wench. 64 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,814 Augusta, you should�ve waken me up. 65 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:05,734 I�m not crazy to wake you up on your day off. 66 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,402 It�s not my day off. 67 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:10,155 I have never seen you go to work at 11:30 a.m. 68 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:11,698 11:30a.m.? 69 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:37,599 Hello? 70 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:41,061 Where are you, damn it? The guys from the government are here. 71 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,313 I�m on my way. Just stall them a bit for me. 72 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:44,731 Where are you? What�s that noise? 73 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:46,650 It�s raining. 74 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:49,319 Is it? It�s so sunny here. 75 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,072 It�s El Ni�o and the global warming. 76 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:55,408 That�s why the traffic is just chaotic. I�ll soon be there. 77 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,079 I�ll get back to you. 78 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,685 Be a little bit more patient. 79 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,563 Yone, we can�t wait any longer. 80 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:28,275 The governor awaits us for a conference. 81 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,026 I understand, Dr. Ferrari. 82 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,031 I know it�s been a long... 83 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:39,452 Can we just skip the small talk? How is the campaign? 84 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:46,585 The Traffic Awareness Campaign, created by our creative duo... 85 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:48,545 is very interesting indeed. 86 00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:58,471 I�m sorry. A terrible traffic jam. 87 00:09:58,514 --> 00:10:01,558 And the police had a road block just to dig into our pockets. 88 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,734 When the guy said that, I had to lecture him on citizenship. 89 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:14,404 Nobody should knock down the government and get away with it. 90 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:23,038 Well, it�s all fine and dandy, but let�s get down to business. 91 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:26,291 Brun�o, give us the campaign�s theme. 92 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:29,336 This is the laxative�s... Here it is. 93 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:35,425 "I drank, I drove, I split..." 94 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,312 Split where? 95 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:53,068 It�s a young concept, as in "I drank, I drove, I�m gone". 96 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:57,614 But we thought "I�m gone" might not mean "I died". 97 00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:58,740 "I died". 98 00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:08,333 I see. 99 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,338 If this whole concept is in the past tense... 100 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:19,219 I suppose this message was passed on through a psychic. 101 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:43,660 Well, it is in fact a little... 102 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,705 - fragile. - Fragile? 103 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:50,583 Listen, I don�t know if There`s life after death... 104 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:54,713 but if I show this crap to the Bureau, you�ll find out... 105 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:58,133 because I�ll get fired and I�ll kill you myself! 106 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,052 - Let�s get out of here. - Ferrari, Ferrari. 107 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:02,303 Ferrari. 108 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:07,517 You may rest assure that in no time at all... 109 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:13,148 our creative minds will come up with another option. 110 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:35,420 Dr. Leone, I�m sorry about the presentation, but I had... 111 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,171 Bruno... 112 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:45,764 first thing an advertiser should know is how to handle rejection. 113 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:49,350 Was your idea rejected today? That�s life. 114 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,437 - I�m glad you see it like that. - But if your next idea... 115 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:56,441 is also like that, I�ll have to fire you. 116 00:12:59,069 --> 00:12:59,652 Hello? 117 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,323 Go ahead. No, it�s impossible. 118 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,702 Don�t you understand? No can-do. 119 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:12,123 Are you trying to screw me? Are you pulling one on me? 120 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,750 You�re not going to the mall and that�s final! 121 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,006 My daughter. She�s just like her mother. 122 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,467 Yeah, Isaura is kind of spoiled. 123 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,344 It wasn�t Isaura. It was Marcinha. 124 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:27,263 But Dr. Leone, Marcinha is only seven years old. 125 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,390 What is it, Marcinha? 126 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:34,103 I�ve told you no already. Are you trying to screw me? 127 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:37,232 Up yours! Up yours! 128 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,150 I�m telling you up yours! 129 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,529 Damn it. This is bullshit, isn�t it? 130 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,242 What the hell, Marcinha? 131 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:01,756 Bruno, one thing nobody can deny... 132 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,633 you are very straightforward. 133 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:11,558 - What is it? - Don�t blink or you�ll miss it. 134 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,434 Are you sure you want to record it? 135 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,645 I�m sure. Why not? It�s just for the two of us. 136 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:20,650 I don�t know. I�m worried. You hear all kinds of stuff. 137 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,739 This will be unforgettable sex. 138 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,075 - Do you know why? - Why? 139 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,577 - Why unforgettable? - Why? 140 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,287 - I�ll do you good. - Really? 141 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,329 - Yeah. - Real good? 142 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:36,332 - I�ll terminate you. - Will you? I want to see it. 143 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,667 I�ll terminate you. 144 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,230 You done? 145 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,359 Yup. It was kind of quick, right? But it was nice. 146 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:06,446 Is there any ice cream left? 147 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:10,199 Unforgettable indeed. 148 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,369 Cot,der than that, only with ice cream. 149 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:16,122 Don�t forget to delete that. 150 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,791 The "terminator"... 151 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,796 How did you find that out? 152 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:26,591 Hor�cio from Accounting sent it to me... 153 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,135 but three other people sent it also. 154 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:34,265 These things spread really fast. But not faster than you. 155 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,268 Sorry, Bruno, but I couldn�t resist. 156 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:51,366 - Hi. Are you with "Help Desk"? - Yeah. 157 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:52,408 - Leo? - Teo. 158 00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:55,620 - Hi, Teo. How are you? - Now the boss calmed down. 159 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,373 I told him to change the mother board. 160 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:01,501 - Tell me something, Teo. Leo. - Teo. 161 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:05,380 Anyway, how can you take a video out of the InTube... 162 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:08,508 - if you did not put it there? - Why? 163 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,385 - Why what? - Why would you do that? 164 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:14,055 Hypothetically, let�s just say your girlfriend... 165 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,683 - Do you have a girlfriend? - I do. Two. 166 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:21,688 Great. Let�s just say one of them, out ofjealousy... 167 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:24,983 put on the InTube a video of you going at it in a quickie... 168 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,193 like a premature ejaculation, then... 169 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:30,989 - That�s bad... - Hypothetically, Leo. Teo. 170 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:34,117 If you don�t like it and wish to take it out... 171 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:37,578 Take it out? Before you finish your business? 172 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:40,665 - No, I don�t mean take it out... - That�s bad... 173 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,208 Never mind. 174 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:48,464 Don�t be stupid. Your boss would never watch this sex video. 175 00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:51,718 No, but one entitled "Unforgettable Sex With Bruno"... 176 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,469 might make him wonder. 177 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,597 Relax, my friend. It could�ve been worse. 178 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,225 Worse than a premature ejaculation video on the InTube? 179 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:00,226 Sure thing. 180 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,443 I just can�t recall right now, but it could have. 181 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,570 I�m sure. 182 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:20,747 I love Fernanda. I screwed up, I�ll admit, I did... 183 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,749 but she didn�t have to hit below the belt. 184 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,043 Relax. My mom used to say... 185 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,879 "No night is so long that doesn�t turn into day". 186 00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,338 You think so? 187 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,469 THREE YEARS EARLIER 188 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:42,060 Awesome, camping out on the beach. I just love it. 189 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:46,230 - And we�ve got no jacket. - No jacket and no blanket. 190 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:50,276 But we�ve got a bunch of these dish cleaning rags. 191 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,779 - Do you want some? - Do you think it�ll work? 192 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,616 Come here. I�ll warm you up. 193 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,494 You�ll warm me up, uh? 194 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:08,086 - Are you telling me you love me? - Relax. First things first. 195 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,796 But will you one day tell me you love me? 196 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,054 So rough. 197 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:26,687 - What is that, Bruno? - A bug is eating me alive! 198 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,525 Where�s the repellent? 199 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,276 - Did you bring any? - No. 200 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,572 I�ve got deodorant. That should work. 201 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:55,716 What is it? 202 00:18:58,178 --> 00:18:59,345 Did you change your mind? 203 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,816 Man, this girl loved me. And I loved her. 204 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:15,153 But now you�ve lost her, right? Forget about Fernanda. 205 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:20,324 Well, forget about all women. After that video, you are... 206 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,577 Holy shit, I can�t think about it. 207 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:26,205 Sandro, thank you. You really make me feel better. 208 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:29,083 Man, you�ve got to make yourself look better now. 209 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,587 Call three ex-girlfriends and record them... 210 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:37,592 saying you�re the man, you�re real good in the sack. 211 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:41,721 - Like a campaign for you. - Are you crazy, Sandro? 212 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:45,600 It was just a meaningless video. They�ll forget. 213 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,477 No one will recognize me. You can barely see me. 214 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,773 Look, man, that dumb guy from the video. 215 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,027 OK, they can�t tell it�s me. 216 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,407 What do you want me to talk about? 217 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,410 About me. 218 00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:07,205 Against or pro? 219 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:13,294 Actually, I can remember many traits in one man. 220 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,128 Please. 221 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:18,049 Sometimes I�d say: "You stay on top"... 222 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,219 and he�d say: "You stay under". 223 00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:24,513 Bruno is very rude... 224 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,265 I see what you mean. 225 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:29,227 - Is it OK for you? - Sure, you know me. 226 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,686 - Is it recording? - Yes. 227 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:35,191 - Bruno is very... Hi, honey. - What�s up, baby? 228 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:40,404 Great, great... 229 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:45,660 Suck up your man a little, come on. 230 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:53,209 Who is? 231 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,544 - This is Bruno. - Who is Bruno? 232 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,422 A friend of mine. He�s doing a documentary... 233 00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,424 About endangered penguins in Antarctic. 234 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:04,095 - But you said... - North Pole, but now in Antarctic. 235 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:08,099 Bruno was the last man I had sex with. 236 00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:12,311 After him, I�ve met Mara. 237 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:15,690 And we�re happy, we�re together. 238 00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:22,280 Bruno gave my mother a dog with a bow, but she hates dogs. 239 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,700 Bruno is boring, Bruno is snotty... 240 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,244 and kind of silly, he sleeps with his mouth open. 241 00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:31,998 Great, those stories are all very funny and hilarious... 242 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,457 but what about in the sack? 243 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,711 Hot and sexy. 244 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:40,131 Wow, just amazing. 245 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:49,307 Fernanda. 246 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:53,352 Happy birthday in Japanese! 247 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:54,395 Happy birthday! 248 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:59,108 Happy birthday in Japanese! 249 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:02,611 Happy birthday! Happy birthday! 250 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:05,114 Happy birthday in Japanese! 251 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:08,284 Happy birthday! Happy birthday! 252 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,411 Happy birthday in Japanese! 253 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,330 - Happy birthday! - Fernanda! 254 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,627 Get out now or I�ll throw this cake at you. 255 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,174 Do you know you screwed my life? 256 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:28,304 And you had sex with a tramp in front of all my friends. 257 00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,514 I was drunk. It was the liquor. 258 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:33,267 He�s so cute. 259 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:36,437 And I had PMS. It was the hormones. We�re even. 260 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,522 Come on, you guys! Cheer up, grandpa! 261 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:42,026 Happy birthday! Happy birthday! 262 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,528 Happy birthday in Japanese! 263 00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:46,781 Happy birthday! 264 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:51,410 Happy birthday in Japanese! Happy birthday! 265 00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:55,456 Fernanda, PMS? What about it? It is not even your date. 266 00:22:56,333 --> 00:23:00,211 You don�t even know our anniversary, but you know that? 267 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:03,381 November, 28th, 2009, the day we started dating. 268 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,548 You�ve got the nerve! 269 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,552 That�s when your soccer team won and got back to the first league. 270 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,681 How come you know that? You hate soccer. 271 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:15,684 That�s right, but that match I�ll never forget. 272 00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:18,229 Don�t you remember the sex we had? 273 00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:27,988 I�m almost there. 274 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,827 Let�s come together. Come on, baby. 275 00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:35,704 Come on. 276 00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:51,262 Goaaaaaaal! 277 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:55,516 Goal. I was coming and you were worried about soccer player Carlos Alberto. 278 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,226 Fernanda, you sound like... 279 00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:00,521 It wasn�t "any" goal, It won the Title. 280 00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:04,525 Which they had won the week before. That was a replay. 281 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:05,276 Fernanda... 282 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:08,404 don�t say that. 283 00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:10,739 You know I... 284 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,288 Say it, Bruno. 285 00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:21,625 Say it. 286 00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:36,432 Say it, boy. 287 00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:43,397 It�s no use, Bruno. 288 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:47,651 It�s game over for us. 289 00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:09,340 YOUR LOVED ONE BACK IN THREE DAYS 290 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:20,684 - Do you bring them in three days? - If they are in Rio de Janeiro. 291 00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:25,105 I�ll put down the cards and summon the spirits. 292 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,106 Summon? 293 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:30,444 - I�ve got a message for you. - For me? 294 00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:42,122 Sorry. I didn�t get that. 295 00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:44,500 I�m cleaning up my throat. This cigarette sucks. 296 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,128 It�ll start in a minute. 297 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,131 I�ll summon them up. 298 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:54,134 - Them? - The entities. 299 00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:07,147 It�s very tough what you�re going through. 300 00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:10,401 - Do you see it there? - No, I�ve seen it on the Web. 301 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:13,654 It�s anxious dick problem, right? That�s bad. 302 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:17,157 I�ve got something to do. I�ve got to go... 303 00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:19,618 Do you want to get it fixed? 304 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,412 No, actually I�ve... 305 00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:27,751 I can see it. 306 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:34,300 I can see you like this girl very much. 307 00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:42,766 - And she hurt you a lot. - No, actually I... 308 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:55,613 What is it exactly that you like about this girl? 309 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:59,033 Fernanda? I like everything about her. 310 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,660 Everything? Her earrings? 311 00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:05,164 Her make-up? Her panties? 312 00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:08,042 I see in your future... 313 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,462 a Jack of hearts. 314 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:13,797 I�m sorry. I don�t get it. 315 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:26,644 And with a king of clubs. 316 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:28,687 Wait, are you suggesting... 317 00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:32,358 What is it? What is it? 318 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:39,323 I can see you don�t like women not even covered in chocolate. 319 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:42,618 - No! What is this? - Yes, but he doesn�t listen! 320 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:45,371 - They�ve got a message to you. - I don�t want to hear it! 321 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:47,748 He�s having a fit. He�ll soon freak out. 322 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:48,999 Enough! 323 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,669 I won�t pay 50 bucks to be called a faggot. 324 00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:55,089 - 150 bucks. - 150? The banner says 50. 325 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:59,593 During working hours. After hours, there�s an extra charge. 326 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:09,728 If I were you, I�d watch out about being kind of a faggot. 327 00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:12,690 But I�m not you. So screw it. 328 00:28:12,732 --> 00:28:16,735 Relax, I said kind of, you just kind of like it. 329 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,408 You�re so funny. And you�re a very good friend. 330 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:27,287 Wow. I�m coming out. Don�t you want to come in? 331 00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:28,288 In a minute. 332 00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:31,291 Bruno, do you want to come in and out real quick? 333 00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:36,296 I don�t get it. 334 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,299 He must�ve seen your performance. 335 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:42,136 A unique performance. It was a one time deal. 336 00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:44,304 But everybody saw that one. 337 00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:51,520 I�ve become famous because of that one bad sex performance. 338 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:55,149 Now I�ve got to show a good sex performance. 339 00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:57,651 Tell me more about it. 340 00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,696 How about the guy who filmed your sister�s wedding? 341 00:29:03,324 --> 00:29:12,082 Death hurts. 342 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:18,172 Intense. Very intense. 343 00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:23,093 That�s "Destruction". The one I showed you... 344 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:25,763 with the paint on the wall, that is "Construction". 345 00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:32,686 Now I�ll show you the last one of the trilogy, "Reconstruction". 346 00:29:32,687 --> 00:29:33,604 Marco Andr�. 347 00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:36,315 You can call me "Marcojuana". You�re my homey. 348 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:41,320 Marco Andr�, good job, your work is very good. 349 00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:45,616 Do you dig it? Really? Nice, uh? 350 00:29:45,992 --> 00:29:48,452 It�s in the same tone as Smerillova. You know? 351 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,579 The Slovenian filmmaker. 352 00:29:53,249 --> 00:29:57,252 Great, I�d love to see all your work, your trilogy... 353 00:29:57,253 --> 00:29:59,797 but I�d like to watch it focusing on it... 354 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,758 and I�m in a hurry right now. 355 00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:07,513 We�ve talked about price. Let�s go, I�ll tell you the details... 356 00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:09,640 What happened? 357 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,142 Do you have rolling paper? 358 00:30:14,103 --> 00:30:17,648 It�s got something to do with reconstruction in a way. 359 00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:19,024 Kind of... 360 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:23,237 Marcojuana, I�ll tell again, because I wasn�t very clear... 361 00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:25,739 the last four times I explained it. 362 00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:30,285 Bruno, to be honest with you, your story is a pain in the ass. 363 00:30:30,411 --> 00:30:34,248 Cheating, bad sex, lies, vengeance, hatred. 364 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:36,667 It sounds like my old folk�s marriage. 365 00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:41,004 I don�t know if I can handle that. It hurts me. 366 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:43,674 Relax. I just want to film a good sex performance. 367 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,259 - Sex performance? - A good one. 368 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:46,760 Who�s the girl? 369 00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:49,805 Well, I�m missing that one detail. 370 00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:52,266 Leave your stuff there. 371 00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:57,813 We could do it in the sofa. It�s easier than in the bedroom. 372 00:30:58,022 --> 00:31:01,525 You can stand behind the furniture or in the bedroom... 373 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:04,444 and make it kind of a documentary. What do you say? 374 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:08,073 Marcojuana! 375 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:11,660 I�m sorry. 376 00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:14,830 I was here tripping on the smoke. 377 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:17,541 What smoke? 378 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:23,797 Smoke... 379 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:31,680 There it goes. Now it looks like a Smerillova short film. 380 00:31:33,099 --> 00:31:34,349 Smoke... 381 00:31:34,475 --> 00:31:38,729 Marcojuana, you smoked my house... 382 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:42,316 because of a damn short film nobody�s ever seen? 383 00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:51,825 What about that guy on the Web with his 10-second super sex? 384 00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:54,202 His ejaculation is so premature... 385 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:56,496 that before sex, he smokes a cigarette. 386 00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:01,501 He doesn�t need Kama Sutra, he needs "Calm Sutra". 387 00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:03,629 Easy, easy. We�ve got time. 388 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:06,381 How do you introduce a girl to him? 389 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:10,218 "Pleased to meet you, I�m F�tima", and he goes... 390 00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:13,263 "My pleasure". 391 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:19,603 And while I was joking he had sex with three different girls. 392 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:25,859 Hello? May I speak to Bianca? 393 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:30,989 Hi, Bianca. Bruno here. Bruno, your ex-boyfriend. 394 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:33,533 Have you forgotten? 395 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,118 Well, Bianca... 396 00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:37,412 What do you mean, three years later? 397 00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:41,041 No, that�s not true. I really had to take a shower... 398 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:43,001 I returned your call and it was busy. 399 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:46,296 I went out and when I came back, I forgot to call again. 400 00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:49,800 Bianca, I wasn�t inconsiderate. 401 00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:50,676 Bianca... 402 00:32:51,761 --> 00:32:55,055 Bianca, I�ll take a shower now. I�ll get back to you. Bye. 403 00:32:56,766 --> 00:33:00,185 Hi, Mrs. Neusa, how are you? Is Carmen there? 404 00:33:00,561 --> 00:33:02,562 No, I haven�t heard. Did she get married? 405 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,189 She�s dead? 406 00:33:05,274 --> 00:33:07,526 Well, that�s too bad. 407 00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:10,654 Teresinha, where have we met? 408 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:13,407 You were my cleaning lady... 409 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:22,040 Fernanda. 410 00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:31,049 What�s going on? Oh, it�s you, Bruno. 411 00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:35,429 Sorry. I aimed at Fernanda�s window, but I missed it. Sorry. 412 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:38,432 It�s OK. I�m with you on that Internet deal, man. 413 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:46,189 Bruno? What are you doing there? 414 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:49,359 I�m trying to talk to you. May I come up? It�s going to rain. 415 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:51,737 Don�t even start. It�s not going to rain. 416 00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:56,616 - Isn�t it raining? - What is it you want? 417 00:33:56,617 --> 00:33:59,369 If it�s about the video, I took it out already. 418 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:03,040 But these things spread. I�ve nothing to do with it now. 419 00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:05,125 You don�t have anything to do with it? 420 00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:08,128 Damn it! It�s 3 o�clock in the morning, man! 421 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:12,424 Some issues are timeless. The heart�s clock beats differently. 422 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:15,177 The heart�s clock my ass! 423 00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:18,221 I don�t want to talk about the video, but about us. 424 00:34:18,264 --> 00:34:22,100 I�ve nothing to talk about. I don�t even want to see you. 425 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:23,685 I�d like to tell you... 426 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:35,697 that I made a mistake, I�ll admit, but I was drunk. 427 00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:41,036 Some people drink to enjoy the moment and lose their lives. 428 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:45,665 Good one. Write it down and use it in your traffic campaign. 429 00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:47,751 It�s better than "I drank, I drove, I split". 430 00:34:48,002 --> 00:34:50,087 That�s awful! 431 00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:53,632 Now do me a favor. Forget about me. 432 00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:56,093 Boy, she�s really mad. 433 00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:58,261 Go away. It�s going to rain. 434 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:17,739 Hey. 435 00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:18,990 Hey! 436 00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:31,253 - Hi. - Hi. 437 00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:38,510 I�m Fernanda�s neighbor and I overheard you two arguing. 438 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:41,346 I see. You recorded it and you�re putting on the Web? 439 00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:46,476 No, that�s not it. I�ve been through the same situation. 440 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:50,105 My fianc� cheated on me last week and we had... 441 00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:53,108 Look, I�ve had enough sermons for today. 442 00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:56,027 - No, I�m not giving you a sermon. - No? 443 00:35:56,028 --> 00:35:56,528 So? 444 00:35:57,321 --> 00:36:02,784 I�ve decided from now on I will let no man make me cry anymore. 445 00:36:03,035 --> 00:36:10,208 I�ll use men as if they were a play thing, a sex toy. 446 00:36:10,209 --> 00:36:13,503 Listen, it�s late, I�m tired. 447 00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:16,173 Could you get straight to the point? 448 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,759 I could. Do you want to have sex with me? 449 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:25,807 Hold on just a sec. 450 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,104 Hello? Marcojuana? 451 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:37,194 Don�t mind the mess. I didn�t expect such special company. 452 00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:41,281 Relax, I�m just loving this unexpected date. 453 00:36:58,591 --> 00:37:02,052 Have they cut the power or is this a s�ance? 454 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:06,223 Would you like a glass of wine? Hold on. I�ll get it for us. 455 00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:10,602 Marcojuana. 456 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,605 Marcojuana? Marcojuana? 457 00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:21,112 - What the hell is that? - Didn�t you want invisible? 458 00:37:21,113 --> 00:37:24,366 That�s it. I am a professional. 459 00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:27,452 What about those candles? She�ll think it�s a setup. 460 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,538 The smoking machine broke down. 461 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:35,085 Listen to me. If she finds out, we might end up in jail. 462 00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:39,631 I�m tripping. I went to the bedroom. 463 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:44,552 I�ve put out the candles. I don�t like candle light. 464 00:37:44,553 --> 00:37:47,639 I�d rather do it out in the clear. 465 00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:50,392 - Do you mind? - No, I don�t... 466 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:56,481 Will you take me to your bedroom? 467 00:37:57,650 --> 00:38:01,069 Let�s go to the bedroom. Let�s go to the bedroom! 468 00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:04,656 - Down, I�ll finish you. - Be my guest. 469 00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:05,657 I�ll finish you. 470 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:11,329 - You�ll be my play thing. - I am your play thing. 471 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:14,749 Stop that. 472 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:19,129 Shut up, shut up! I am the boss around here. 473 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:21,256 Say I�m hot. 474 00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:23,508 - You�re hot. - Say you want me. 475 00:38:23,592 --> 00:38:24,259 I want you. 476 00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:27,304 Say it, say you want me. 477 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:40,108 Did anyone turn the lights out? 478 00:38:40,192 --> 00:38:43,361 Well, they did it for good. The whole street is dark. 479 00:38:44,363 --> 00:38:48,533 It�ll have to be in the living room and with candle light. 480 00:38:48,617 --> 00:38:52,329 Let�s keep the same mood and don�t lose focus. 481 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:55,248 Losing focus isn�t nice. 482 00:39:15,227 --> 00:39:17,354 - Damn it! - Don�t you like it? 483 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:20,523 I love it, but something burned me. I�m too hot. 484 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,027 - It�s a fire burning. - On your ass? 485 00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:26,738 - No. I guess it was a bee. - A bee? 486 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:28,698 - Stop. - What is it? 487 00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:31,284 - Stop. I�m allergic to bee sting. - No. 488 00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:39,209 Over there. 489 00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:42,504 - What is it? - I saw a light over there. 490 00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:46,216 - It�s a firefly. There are lots. - You don�t understand. 491 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:48,593 - Are you allergic to them also? - No, Bruno. 492 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,721 It�s not a little firefly... 493 00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:55,225 it�s a frigging big firefly. 494 00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:03,691 - I�ll kill it with my hands! - You�re too stressed. 495 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:08,780 Hi, Gerson. 496 00:40:09,615 --> 00:40:14,285 Don�t be paranoid. This time, the campaign will be a success. 497 00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:39,561 Damn it, Marcojuana! 498 00:40:48,154 --> 00:40:49,070 Marcojuana. 499 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:50,530 Action. 500 00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:55,326 Hi, man. What�s up? 501 00:40:55,494 --> 00:40:59,289 What is that? Getting old and playing with a doll? 502 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:03,293 I�m sorry. I�ll introduce you to her. This is Fiorella. 503 00:41:05,045 --> 00:41:08,798 No, I don�t have sex with her. That�d be too complicated. 504 00:41:09,049 --> 00:41:12,844 I�d have to fake my orgasms and hers. 505 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:14,554 This is a real woman. 506 00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:18,266 Next morning, I empty her and she goes in the drawer. 507 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,272 Are you still mad about yesterday? 508 00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:27,817 - What do you think? - I swear I didn�t mean it. 509 00:41:28,068 --> 00:41:32,322 Look, not burning people�s asses on purpose... 510 00:41:32,364 --> 00:41:34,824 is the very least I can expect of you. 511 00:41:35,367 --> 00:41:37,160 Unless I was a whacko. 512 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:42,499 I�ll be home around 6 p.m. I might bring some company. 513 00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:45,585 And it might be your last chance of making this film. 514 00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:50,507 So, for Smerillova�s sake, stay alert. Can you do that? 515 00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:51,674 It�s done. 516 00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:57,096 If it�s not asking too much... 517 00:41:57,139 --> 00:42:01,226 will you please stop hanging your underwear on the doorknob? 518 00:42:03,145 --> 00:42:04,729 Augusta, are you available today? 519 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:06,731 Do you need anything? 520 00:42:06,982 --> 00:42:08,149 Did anything happen? 521 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:10,151 What happened, Mr. Bruno? 522 00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:14,614 Nothing, but my place is a mess. A friend crashed there. 523 00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:19,327 I will be there. I�ll do whatever you�ll ask. 524 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:20,662 I�ll be there in no time. 525 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:26,543 Samara? Hi, this is Marco Andr�. I�m a filmmaker. 526 00:42:26,585 --> 00:42:29,671 I was taking a look at your add in the paper. 527 00:42:29,755 --> 00:42:32,549 Tell me, how much do you charge for the show? 528 00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:35,176 Yes, I do want it. 529 00:42:35,427 --> 00:42:39,138 It could be here at my place. Write it down. 530 00:42:39,181 --> 00:42:42,225 Samara, another thing... 531 00:42:42,351 --> 00:42:46,729 these measures here are for real? 532 00:42:47,189 --> 00:42:51,526 Really? Wow, what a big ass, uh? 533 00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:55,697 Hello. Good morning. Good morning. 534 00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:03,413 Bruno, way to go. Almost 300 thousand hits. 535 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:06,499 - That�s nice. - Six crowded Maracan�s. 536 00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:09,669 Six crowded Maracan�s because of one own goal. 537 00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:12,213 One own goal at the World Cup final. 538 00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:16,467 - Are you well prepared now? - Yes, sure. 539 00:43:16,468 --> 00:43:20,430 The conference room door will be the doorway to success today. 540 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:21,723 - It will be. - It has to be. 541 00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:22,765 It has to be. 542 00:43:23,225 --> 00:43:25,226 - Great. - Otherwise... 543 00:43:25,394 --> 00:43:28,313 I�ll show you out the door. 544 00:43:33,235 --> 00:43:34,527 What did he mean by that? 545 00:43:34,528 --> 00:43:37,447 Exactly what he said. If they don�t like it, he�ll fire me. 546 00:43:37,531 --> 00:43:40,617 I�ll be carrying the can for this. 547 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:45,580 - And I can�t even focus today. - Relax. It�s going to be fine. 548 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:48,625 Open up my drawer and get a pill. 549 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:51,169 I won�t take a pill. I�ve never taken it. 550 00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:54,213 Come on, take two. They�re mild. Trust me. 551 00:43:54,214 --> 00:43:55,590 They�re in the drawer. 552 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:09,270 Did you take them? 553 00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:16,486 Here. They�re very mild. Even a kid can take them. 554 00:44:17,696 --> 00:44:21,783 - What about these? - Are you crazy? These are tough! 555 00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:26,079 These are antidepressant for my brother. He�s schizophrenic. 556 00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:28,289 I�m going over there. Relax. 557 00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:38,216 So soon? 558 00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:44,681 Good morning. You must be Marco Andr�. 559 00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:48,685 You got here early, baby. Come on in. 560 00:44:49,144 --> 00:44:52,522 I got here later today. I didn�t know I was supposed to come. 561 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:55,650 I usually come earlier... 562 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:58,736 when Mr. Bruno is still here, not in a hurry. 563 00:45:01,281 --> 00:45:04,158 So you came here already? 564 00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:08,371 I come twice a week. Sometimes, three times a week. 565 00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:10,498 Mr. Bruno can�t do without me. 566 00:45:10,791 --> 00:45:13,835 He says I do it just the way he likes it. 567 00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:19,757 And is it too different from the way others like it? 568 00:45:21,301 --> 00:45:24,053 He�s got some quirks actually. 569 00:45:24,054 --> 00:45:28,099 - What quirks? - He just loves my cooking. 570 00:45:28,350 --> 00:45:29,559 Really? 571 00:45:29,601 --> 00:45:32,603 - And he doesn�t eat just once. - Doesn�t he? 572 00:45:32,646 --> 00:45:38,693 - He eats four times in a row. - Come on. Four times? 573 00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:42,739 - Don�t you complain? - No, I�m used to it. 574 00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:45,116 Not everyone is the same. 575 00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:51,330 We just have to make them like us e do a good job. 576 00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:56,419 I�ll change now to start doing it. 577 00:45:56,587 --> 00:46:00,590 - Make yourself at home. - I will. 578 00:46:00,632 --> 00:46:02,383 Make yourself at home too. 579 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:03,760 Excuse me. 580 00:46:08,056 --> 00:46:10,683 This will be so much fun. 581 00:46:13,061 --> 00:46:15,146 The concept now is a mix... 582 00:46:15,355 --> 00:46:17,648 between the worldwide successful campaign... 583 00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:21,235 which has influenced the youth political attitude... 584 00:46:21,653 --> 00:46:24,781 Obama�s campaign: "Yes, We Can"... 585 00:46:25,407 --> 00:46:29,410 and the relentless and necessary strictness of the Prohibition. 586 00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:35,792 Ladies and gentlemen, out of this mix, came the concept... 587 00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:47,011 "No, we can�t". 588 00:47:05,405 --> 00:47:10,159 We thought about making a short film... 589 00:47:10,410 --> 00:47:13,162 to launch this idea and amplify this concept. 590 00:47:13,205 --> 00:47:14,997 The idea is the same as in the ad... 591 00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:18,835 a guy goes to a party where a girl offers him a beer. 592 00:47:19,211 --> 00:47:25,299 And we gave this guy a name to bond him with the public. 593 00:47:25,717 --> 00:47:26,509 "Juca". 594 00:47:33,433 --> 00:47:38,479 Now we�ll give you a small demonstration of this film. 595 00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:41,190 But for that I�ll call my friend Bruno. 596 00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:48,030 He�s much more of an artist than I am. Right, Dr. Leone? 597 00:47:48,031 --> 00:47:49,156 Yes. 598 00:47:56,248 --> 00:48:02,753 Well, ladies and gentlemen, I�ll give you Juca. 599 00:48:15,267 --> 00:48:16,267 Juca. 600 00:48:20,188 --> 00:48:21,022 Juca! 601 00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:35,745 Hey, girl, are you coming or not? 602 00:48:37,205 --> 00:48:40,207 Do you need anything, Mister... Geez! 603 00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:48,341 Why are you acting all weird? Relax. 604 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:53,095 Do you want to drink anything? Do you want to smoke anything? 605 00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:57,266 Do you want to grab anything? 606 00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:06,400 Well, music. 607 00:49:10,656 --> 00:49:12,365 Get into the rhythm, Juca! 608 00:49:15,327 --> 00:49:17,370 This guy is an artist. 609 00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:27,046 What is it, Bruno? Do as we planned, damn it. 610 00:49:39,017 --> 00:49:42,144 Let�s dance, Juca. The party is on! 611 00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:43,354 Come on, Juca. Dance! 612 00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:08,587 At this point, the girl offers Juca a drink. 613 00:50:09,172 --> 00:50:11,632 Can�t you do the girl, Dr. Monica? 614 00:50:16,471 --> 00:50:20,725 Well, it looks like I�ll have to do the girl myself. 615 00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:24,145 I�m sorry. I�m not as good an actor as he is. 616 00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:44,874 So? What is it going to be? 617 00:50:49,588 --> 00:50:51,213 I get it. 618 00:50:57,345 --> 00:51:00,681 Shall we start the cock fight already? 619 00:51:15,697 --> 00:51:17,740 Bruno, quit this shit. 620 00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:24,455 Don�t do that, Bruno. That is not funny. 621 00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:36,675 Bruno, stop this shit right now. 622 00:51:39,805 --> 00:51:42,181 Stop it, damn it! What�s that? 623 00:51:54,152 --> 00:51:55,694 Is that how the film ends? 624 00:51:56,446 --> 00:52:01,242 I�m sorry, Mrs. Augusta. I thought you were someone else. 625 00:52:01,243 --> 00:52:03,119 My mistake. 626 00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:06,747 What a shame! I�ve never seen anything like this. 627 00:52:06,748 --> 00:52:09,500 Specially that size! But I�ll tell Mr. Bruno. 628 00:52:09,501 --> 00:52:13,546 - There�s something wrong here. - Wait, Augusta. I�m pure. 629 00:52:14,089 --> 00:52:16,507 Augusta, don�t tell Bruno. 630 00:52:18,468 --> 00:52:20,136 I�ll be honest with you. 631 00:52:21,513 --> 00:52:25,307 I�m part of a tribe. An Indian tribe. 632 00:52:26,434 --> 00:52:27,810 The Smerillovas. 633 00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:32,022 Our tribe is being hunted down throughout the country. 634 00:52:34,776 --> 00:52:39,280 I just came here so I could save my own neck. 635 00:52:40,782 --> 00:52:45,536 Don�t tell Bruno. The fewer white men know, the better. 636 00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:48,789 Our tribe is going through some rough times. 637 00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:51,500 It was on the news. Haven�t you seen it? 638 00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:56,088 I don�t get paid to take this bullshit... 639 00:52:59,176 --> 00:52:59,800 Hello? 640 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:09,602 There�s a girl named Samara looking for you, you pervert. 641 00:53:09,811 --> 00:53:15,191 Thank goodness! The Indian Samara has run away too! 642 00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:23,657 Unforgettable sex. Unforgettable sex. 643 00:53:26,119 --> 00:53:28,370 So soon? So soon? 644 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:32,166 I�ve sent you. Take a look. "The Big Rabbit Funk". 645 00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:37,213 So soon? 646 00:53:37,255 --> 00:53:38,380 Unforgettable sex. 647 00:53:40,258 --> 00:53:42,301 So soon? So soon? 648 00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:44,220 It was good. It was good. 649 00:53:49,643 --> 00:53:52,353 - I�m going to kill myself. - Is that a promise? 650 00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:58,359 RECONSTRUCTION 651 00:53:58,693 --> 00:54:01,403 A FILM BY MARCOJUANA 652 00:54:01,863 --> 00:54:05,199 Love burns. Love burns. 653 00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:09,411 In a barren t,andscape, a stump in flames. 654 00:54:10,413 --> 00:54:12,414 I feel the stump in fames. 655 00:54:12,457 --> 00:54:15,084 I shout: "A stump in fames". 656 00:54:15,377 --> 00:54:18,212 I cry: "A stump in fames". 657 00:54:19,047 --> 00:54:21,257 Love, goodbye. 658 00:54:25,136 --> 00:54:27,388 My next movie, I�ll make it abroad. 659 00:54:27,430 --> 00:54:29,431 You know Smerillova, right? 660 00:54:31,142 --> 00:54:34,270 Actually, by looking at you right now... 661 00:54:35,397 --> 00:54:38,357 I think I have a role for you on my next movie. 662 00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:41,151 Do you want to be an actress? 663 00:54:42,153 --> 00:54:43,654 Do you think you can handle it? 664 00:54:44,322 --> 00:54:47,992 Yes! Yes, you can! 665 00:54:52,205 --> 00:54:57,459 Brun�o, I think I�ve found the perfect actress for our movie. 666 00:55:19,024 --> 00:55:19,982 Is it OK? 667 00:55:20,442 --> 00:55:24,653 I guess so, I guess it�s OK. 668 00:55:24,696 --> 00:55:26,155 Really? 669 00:55:26,531 --> 00:55:29,158 I thought I was kind of shy. 670 00:55:30,493 --> 00:55:34,038 Not that I�m shy, but if I forget about the camera... 671 00:55:34,039 --> 00:55:36,749 I loosen up and can do it better. 672 00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:38,125 I see. 673 00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:39,710 Just a sec. 674 00:55:42,213 --> 00:55:44,631 - Marcojuana. - She is true to it, right? 675 00:55:44,632 --> 00:55:48,302 If she keeps talking like that, I won�t get it up. 676 00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:50,679 What do you mean? I gave her the script. 677 00:55:51,222 --> 00:55:54,224 You�re a pain in the ass. I�ll practice the dialogues with her. 678 00:55:54,225 --> 00:55:57,561 The dialogues don�t matter. She might go... 679 00:55:57,562 --> 00:55:58,562 or she might go... 680 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,235 It doesn�t make a difference. 681 00:56:06,237 --> 00:56:09,990 - Are you listening to me? - Yes, I love it. Tell me more. 682 00:56:10,075 --> 00:56:14,078 It�s important your perception as a character. Dig deeper. 683 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:22,544 Focus. Here, Bruno, you open up the door to Samara. You got it? 684 00:56:22,754 --> 00:56:28,550 Now you. You come here, across him, and suck him. 685 00:56:31,012 --> 00:56:32,513 Honey, it�s only rehearsal. 686 00:56:32,555 --> 00:56:35,557 Now you two come over to the table. 687 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,560 There. You got it? Here. 688 00:56:39,437 --> 00:56:40,229 Bruno... 689 00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:44,691 easy, no hurry, that�s it. 690 00:56:45,276 --> 00:56:47,778 Shall we do it? Shall we record it? Come on! 691 00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:55,452 Can�t we wait a little longer for me to get in character? 692 00:56:55,578 --> 00:56:59,039 Honey, I am going to get in your character. 693 00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:03,127 Rolling! First take! 694 00:57:04,045 --> 00:57:04,586 Action! 695 00:57:06,047 --> 00:57:07,047 Truth! 696 00:57:08,049 --> 00:57:09,508 Hi. How you doing? 697 00:57:35,076 --> 00:57:39,037 Come! I want to capture this moment! 698 00:57:39,038 --> 00:57:42,624 - Sorry. What do you want? - To capture! 699 00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:44,626 Cut! Cut! Stop! 700 00:57:44,669 --> 00:57:47,463 Marcojuana, how about we do a silent movie? 701 00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:49,506 We don�t say anything and then we add a song? 702 00:57:49,549 --> 00:57:53,260 - Great! Put a balad on! - A totally silent movie! 703 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,471 - Can�t I moan at least? - Moan? 704 00:57:58,099 --> 00:58:00,767 We add moaning on the subtitles later. Let�s go talk. 705 00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:03,562 You�re doing great, honey. 706 00:58:07,358 --> 00:58:11,487 I�m not feeling hot for this lady. 707 00:58:11,529 --> 00:58:16,200 I�m sorry, she can�t even talk Portuguese properly. 708 00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:21,121 Pay the fee to your "actress" and let�s call it a day. 709 00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:23,332 - Don�t cancel it. - It�s cancelled already. 710 00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:26,210 - It�s up to you. - Great. 711 00:58:26,211 --> 00:58:27,336 It�s 3,000 bucks. 712 00:58:28,129 --> 00:58:31,673 3,000? Marcojuana. I haven�t got that cash. 713 00:58:32,091 --> 00:58:34,134 Really? That�s tough luck. 714 00:58:34,219 --> 00:58:38,472 You know how those things work. Those people are dangerous. 715 00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:42,142 She might have a knife in her bag to cut your... 716 00:58:43,311 --> 00:58:46,522 face. You better make a deal with her. 717 00:58:49,150 --> 00:58:52,361 Oh shit, I�m going to miss that plasma TV. 718 00:58:55,740 --> 00:58:57,491 I hope 2012 comes as soon as possible! 719 00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:02,538 This show will cause a lot of debate in bed. 720 00:59:02,580 --> 00:59:05,707 After all, are you too quick on the trigger or not? 721 00:59:06,125 --> 00:59:07,501 Fernanda is the leading lady... 722 00:59:07,502 --> 00:59:11,588 of one of the greatest hits on the Internet. 723 00:59:11,589 --> 00:59:16,176 Is it true you already had a job offer on TV? 724 00:59:16,177 --> 00:59:20,389 No, not at all. I just accepted coming here today... 725 00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:24,518 But you will have a job offer to pose nude. Right, audience? 726 00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:28,188 Of course she will. Fernanda is a sexy catch. 727 00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:31,191 Let�s watch a part of the video. 728 00:59:31,192 --> 00:59:35,362 Whatever can be shown on TV. Get your kids, out of the room. 729 00:59:55,466 --> 00:59:58,760 - So soon? - Yes. It was kind of quick. 730 01:00:00,221 --> 01:00:03,765 Before we comment on this unusual performance... 731 01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:05,601 I�d like to tell you something. 732 01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:09,605 Did you know the quickest fuckers in the world are the mosquitoes? 733 01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:12,566 They go for two to three seconds. 734 01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:15,444 The guy is basically Spiderman, right? 735 01:00:19,490 --> 01:00:24,494 And now it�s time for our chat. The word is with you! 736 01:00:24,537 --> 01:00:26,496 - Who would like to talk? - I do! 737 01:00:26,748 --> 01:00:32,169 This guy is a scumbag, a liar! He promises and doesn�t deliver! 738 01:00:35,006 --> 01:00:37,299 - Thank you. Who else? - Me! Me! 739 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:42,262 I didn�t see a man making love to his wife! No way! 740 01:00:42,263 --> 01:00:46,016 I saw an animal displaying its needs! 741 01:00:51,230 --> 01:00:52,481 Thank you! 742 01:00:54,525 --> 01:00:57,527 Listen, Fernanda, I just want to tell you something. 743 01:00:58,029 --> 01:01:02,032 Did you know that pigs enjoy 30-minute pleasure during sex? 744 01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:11,625 - Bitch! - May I help you? 745 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:14,628 Can you turn me into a pig? Then you can�t help me. 746 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:22,511 Excuse me... Excuse me, guys, but Bruno is nothing like that. 747 01:01:23,304 --> 01:01:24,721 If I knew this would... 748 01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:28,308 Did you know that `Vem C� soup is the most delicious... 749 01:01:28,309 --> 01:01:32,688 on a cold day? Because it�s the only that gives you energy... 750 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:36,316 all day long. Including for better sex! 751 01:01:40,071 --> 01:01:42,781 According to the law, you�ve been given the right to answer. 752 01:01:43,032 --> 01:01:45,325 You�ve got to go to the show and stand up for yourself. 753 01:01:45,326 --> 01:01:47,619 Are you comfortable, is that what you want? 754 01:01:47,662 --> 01:01:49,579 I do. I have to. 755 01:01:57,088 --> 01:01:59,506 I know exactly how you�re feeling. 756 01:01:59,632 --> 01:02:00,590 No, you don�t. 757 01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:05,429 Aren�t you the guy that gets there very fast? 758 01:02:06,681 --> 01:02:09,099 Listen, I don�t know your definition for `there�... 759 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:11,518 but I�m not in the mood to listen to jokes right now... 760 01:02:11,519 --> 01:02:14,521 or I�d hang myself in this elevator in front of you. 761 01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:18,650 I�d never joke about it. I�m just like you. 762 01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:24,072 Yeah. I face this little issue, too. 763 01:02:24,365 --> 01:02:27,117 I get "there" very fast. 764 01:02:27,618 --> 01:02:30,454 We�re passing the sixth floor. 765 01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:32,748 That means if we start fucking right now... 766 01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:35,709 I�d be getting dressed before we get to the car. 767 01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:45,677 Marcojuana, I�m going home for a quick bite. 768 01:02:52,143 --> 01:02:54,394 We have half an hour before going back to work. Is it enough? 769 01:02:54,395 --> 01:02:57,481 - For that and more. - You haven�t told me your name. 770 01:02:58,608 --> 01:02:59,649 I won�t. 771 01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:05,405 Look, I think you�re nice, I came here to fuck... 772 01:03:05,406 --> 01:03:09,451 - but let�s discuss some rules. - What do you mean, rules? 773 01:03:09,952 --> 01:03:14,414 I have someone. I swore I�d never kiss another man in the mouth. 774 01:03:14,582 --> 01:03:16,750 - Also... - Also? 775 01:03:16,959 --> 01:03:20,962 I swore to him my... you know... would belong only to him. 776 01:03:21,130 --> 01:03:22,255 You understand, don�t you? 777 01:03:23,174 --> 01:03:26,760 OK. What are we doing here then? Watch a DVD, discuss philosophy? 778 01:03:26,761 --> 01:03:29,763 Not using the usual ways. But there are other ways... 779 01:03:29,764 --> 01:03:35,018 that are not included in my oath. And "those ways" can become your way. 780 01:03:35,144 --> 01:03:36,353 By right. 781 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,753 - Was it good? - Man, you�re wonderful. 782 01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:05,257 - Come on. - Wonderful. 783 01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:22,232 Marcojuana! 784 01:04:22,567 --> 01:04:26,236 You nuts! I had to hold myself not to get into that. 785 01:04:26,279 --> 01:04:30,448 Thank you very much, Marcojuana. Now, tell me. I did it, didn�t I? 786 01:04:30,449 --> 01:04:33,702 - It�s yours. - I did it! I did it! 787 01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:51,344 This a man�s rebirth, Marcojuana! 788 01:04:53,764 --> 01:04:57,726 I was first prize, man! First prize! 789 01:05:00,479 --> 01:05:02,814 And you�re a genius! You�ve outdone yourself! 790 01:05:02,815 --> 01:05:04,774 You�ve outdone them all! 791 01:05:10,615 --> 01:05:13,742 Hold it, hold it. What was that thingy? 792 01:05:14,243 --> 01:05:16,578 That! It�s a dick, man. 793 01:05:17,788 --> 01:05:20,540 What do you mean a dick? That wasn�t my dick. 794 01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:25,253 Only in an X-ray machine! Obvious it�s her dick. 795 01:05:25,379 --> 01:05:28,131 Marcojuana... have I fucked a drag? 796 01:05:28,215 --> 01:05:30,550 - Technically, you did. - And you knew? 797 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:34,763 What did you think it was? A super developed clit? 798 01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:37,557 You knew and didn�t tell me? 799 01:05:37,558 --> 01:05:40,518 If you went for oral sex, I�d warn you. 800 01:05:40,519 --> 01:05:44,230 Let�s check this once again. Me, a woman... 801 01:05:44,315 --> 01:05:47,317 and two hard dicks on the same bed! 802 01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:52,489 If it bothers you that much, I can remove it on the computer. 803 01:05:53,115 --> 01:05:55,992 All this fuss because of such a small thing like that 804 01:05:55,993 --> 01:06:00,330 Marcojuana, you let me fuck a woman with a dick! 805 01:06:00,331 --> 01:06:04,292 - So you�d rather... - Shut up your shitty mouth! 806 01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:10,382 You�re the biggest asshole I�ve ever seen in my life. 807 01:06:10,758 --> 01:06:14,636 Now you�re offending me. 808 01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:17,847 Do you know what? 809 01:06:18,140 --> 01:06:20,266 I�m not sure I want to be friends with you anymore. 810 01:06:20,351 --> 01:06:22,644 What you�re doing to others is really childish. 811 01:06:22,853 --> 01:06:25,355 You�re exposing people without their knowledge. 812 01:06:25,815 --> 01:06:27,107 That�s cowardice. 813 01:06:27,108 --> 01:06:29,609 Cowardice? And what they�re doing to me is what? 814 01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:34,447 If life isn�t fair, let it sometimes be unfair favoring me. 815 01:06:34,532 --> 01:06:37,784 Do you know why? Because I want the right to laugh, too. 816 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:39,411 Get out, leave! 817 01:07:43,684 --> 01:07:48,605 Little things only affect little things. Who want�s to speak? 818 01:07:53,194 --> 01:07:54,069 Please. 819 01:07:58,074 --> 01:07:59,449 I had few girlfriends. 820 01:08:03,245 --> 01:08:04,120 All of them... 821 01:08:04,705 --> 01:08:09,209 when they found out I had premature ejaculation... 822 01:08:10,169 --> 01:08:11,086 left me. 823 01:08:14,465 --> 01:08:16,466 I started fearing women. 824 01:08:21,305 --> 01:08:25,517 But yesterday at the party something unusual happened. 825 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:31,189 Go on. Tell us. 826 01:08:33,150 --> 01:08:35,860 I was by the window trying to get away from the party. 827 01:08:37,530 --> 01:08:39,405 To get away from me even. 828 01:08:41,784 --> 01:08:44,744 Two feminine hands covered my eyes. 829 01:08:45,538 --> 01:08:48,706 A warm breath, a whisper in my ears. 830 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:52,752 `Let�s go to the bathroom. I want to fuck you right now.� 831 01:08:54,505 --> 01:08:55,672 I�m sorry. 832 01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:58,341 I�m sorry, I�m sorry. 833 01:08:58,551 --> 01:09:01,177 Relax buddy, relax. 834 01:09:01,512 --> 01:09:04,681 Be calm, everything is alright. 835 01:09:07,059 --> 01:09:10,186 Let�s concentrate. Let�s change the subject. 836 01:09:10,187 --> 01:09:15,191 Let�s think of dead family members, the starving children in Ethiopia. 837 01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:19,737 Tsunamis. Let�s think of Mike Tyson naked. 838 01:09:24,451 --> 01:09:25,410 Plan B. 839 01:09:39,758 --> 01:09:43,803 May I tell you of my dream of Angelina Jolie? 840 01:09:56,609 --> 01:09:59,319 REHAB CLINIC ON PREMATURE EJACULATION 841 01:10:06,035 --> 01:10:06,826 Hello, Fernanda. 842 01:10:07,036 --> 01:10:09,454 No, Mrs. Marta Paranhos, your lawyer. 843 01:10:09,455 --> 01:10:10,788 Hi, Mrs. Marta. 844 01:10:11,081 --> 01:10:14,209 We have the right to respond on Regina Kelt,y�s program. 845 01:10:14,335 --> 01:10:18,004 Tomorrow afternoon. Should I pick you up? 846 01:10:26,430 --> 01:10:28,681 - May I help you, sir? - Maybe. 847 01:10:29,558 --> 01:10:31,768 - Bruno, what are you doing here? - What do you think? 848 01:10:32,686 --> 01:10:36,606 - Bruno, I don�t wanna talk. - Can�t I be in the mood for eating? 849 01:10:36,607 --> 01:10:38,316 Bruno, please, leave. 850 01:10:38,317 --> 01:10:41,611 Why? Is the restaurant closing? Not even a birthday to lighten up? 851 01:10:42,029 --> 01:10:45,615 What do you want? Do you want me to lose my job? 852 01:10:45,783 --> 01:10:49,619 Treating customers like that, it wouldn�t be a surprise. 853 01:10:49,620 --> 01:10:52,205 So, what will be your order, sir? 854 01:10:54,541 --> 01:10:58,670 - An apology. - Sushi, sashimi, harumaki... 855 01:10:58,671 --> 01:11:00,421 - Fernanda. - Guioza. And to drink? 856 01:11:00,422 --> 01:11:01,214 Fernanda, quit that. 857 01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:02,632 Any hot dishes? Shimeji, shitake! 858 01:11:02,633 --> 01:11:05,260 Stop being such a child. I came here to make it right. 859 01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:06,219 And what did you think, Bruno? 860 01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:07,553 That you�d come here posing as a romantic lover... 861 01:11:07,554 --> 01:11:10,306 with a cheap violet vase from the kiosk and impress me? 862 01:11:10,349 --> 01:11:12,558 I didn�t remember you being so insensible. 863 01:11:12,559 --> 01:11:16,062 You�re playing the sorry one because of the consequences. 864 01:11:16,063 --> 01:11:18,189 - That�s all. - Oh really, Mrs. Therapist? 865 01:11:18,232 --> 01:11:19,524 Regret doesn�t change the facts. 866 01:11:19,566 --> 01:11:22,652 And what does? Tell me, so I can change. 867 01:11:26,073 --> 01:11:29,659 You tell me. Just don�t come with the same old... 868 01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:31,452 `I�m sorry, Fernanda,� `I�m sorry Fernanda.� 869 01:11:31,495 --> 01:11:33,162 That�s long worn out. 870 01:11:34,039 --> 01:11:37,667 I�m not the dushbag you believe I am. 871 01:11:37,751 --> 01:11:40,295 And I�m not the idiot you thought I were. 872 01:11:44,466 --> 01:11:46,509 Well, have you decided? 873 01:11:49,179 --> 01:11:51,139 Hey! For you. 874 01:11:54,059 --> 01:11:56,602 My friend, that was cruel. 875 01:11:57,438 --> 01:12:00,440 The bad thing of the smart ones is to think others are stupid. 876 01:12:00,441 --> 01:12:05,611 - He seemed honest. - I was talking about me. 877 01:12:09,283 --> 01:12:11,492 Look, Bruno, is just a right to answer. 878 01:12:11,535 --> 01:12:15,079 You go there, speak calmly and leave, OK? 879 01:12:15,122 --> 01:12:17,707 OK, I thought of starting like this. Good evening, Brazil. 880 01:12:18,292 --> 01:12:20,543 Good evening, Regina Kelly. I�d like to... 881 01:12:20,544 --> 01:12:21,252 Let�s go! 882 01:12:29,136 --> 01:12:30,553 Good afternoon, my dear. 883 01:12:30,554 --> 01:12:33,097 We�re starting another Regina Kelly Show. 884 01:12:33,098 --> 01:12:36,559 You might remember last week we had a guest, Fernanda... 885 01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:38,144 who posted a video on the Internet... 886 01:12:38,145 --> 01:12:43,608 showing that her boyfriend couldn�t have a sex intercourse... 887 01:12:43,734 --> 01:12:46,527 - for more than ten seconds. - Well, actually twelve. 888 01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:56,537 Anyway, today he�s with us. As you all know, he�s name is Bruno. 889 01:12:57,331 --> 01:12:58,748 Good afternoon, Bruno. 890 01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:00,750 Good afternoon, Regina. In fact... 891 01:13:00,751 --> 01:13:04,462 Let�s welcome as well the sexologist Dr. Mirtes Moreira. 892 01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:11,552 And the urologist Dr. Aluisio Alvarenga. 893 01:13:13,597 --> 01:13:19,394 As you at home may have realized, our theme is premature ejaculation. 894 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:23,773 First of all, I�d like to congratulate Bruno for coming out and saying... 895 01:13:23,774 --> 01:13:28,653 `I have premature ejaculation!� That is a really mature attitude. 896 01:13:35,285 --> 01:13:38,204 Excuse me. There might be a mistake here. 897 01:13:38,205 --> 01:13:40,665 I don�t really suffer from premature ejaculation. 898 01:13:40,707 --> 01:13:45,211 Dr. Mirtis, is denial common to victims of premature ejaculation? 899 01:13:45,212 --> 01:13:47,088 It�s very common. 900 01:13:47,172 --> 01:13:51,259 Men find it difficult to assume they fail. 901 01:13:51,385 --> 01:13:54,595 Whether with an erection or maintaining the erection. 902 01:13:54,596 --> 01:13:58,391 There must be a mistake. I�ve come for my right of answer. 903 01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:02,603 This denial from Bruno is the most common reaction. 904 01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:06,524 And it�s this defensive attitude that gets in the way of the cure. 905 01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:10,695 - Does it have a cure, Dr. Aluisio? - In most cases it does. 906 01:14:10,696 --> 01:14:15,658 But for that to happen the patient must want to get better. 907 01:14:15,659 --> 01:14:18,202 - He must admit the... - The thing is, doctor... 908 01:14:18,245 --> 01:14:20,746 I don�t have to be cured for I have no disease. 909 01:14:20,747 --> 01:14:22,123 I don�t suffer of this. 910 01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:26,294 For viewers at home, let�s show the video once again. 911 01:14:26,295 --> 01:14:28,379 You won�t show no fucking video! 912 01:14:28,422 --> 01:14:30,631 If you want to show something show this. 913 01:14:30,632 --> 01:14:33,384 - Strip off, you shit sexologist! - But what is that? 914 01:14:33,427 --> 01:14:36,471 Shut up, you fag! Come on, Regina, on your fours. 915 01:14:36,513 --> 01:14:39,390 - Come on, on your fours! - We go to the commercial. 916 01:14:39,391 --> 01:14:41,684 On your fours here, I want to see you! Come on! 917 01:14:46,356 --> 01:14:49,650 You�ve become a circus, a buffoon... 918 01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:51,694 the laugh of town! 919 01:14:52,446 --> 01:14:55,281 And all that is fucking the business! 920 01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:58,367 I don�t want you in our meeting today. 921 01:14:59,536 --> 01:15:01,078 Can you give me a sec? 922 01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:07,668 Aren�t you going to the meeting? 923 01:15:09,213 --> 01:15:11,714 No, I... I�m on vacation. 924 01:15:13,175 --> 01:15:16,385 OK, I was sent on vacation. Mr. Leoni let me go. 925 01:15:19,264 --> 01:15:20,473 Hard times, right? 926 01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:27,313 Well, I�m going. They�re waiting for me to start the meeting. 927 01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:30,316 Can I call you up some time? 928 01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:36,322 You can invite me for a drink. Who knows? I can say `yes� to you. 929 01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:59,178 Holy shit! In Christ�s trial, he was the first to cry out. 930 01:15:59,179 --> 01:16:01,347 - You�re screwed. - Indeed I am. 931 01:16:01,598 --> 01:16:04,600 Since we mentioned it, have you produced the video? 932 01:16:04,685 --> 01:16:07,687 Nothing. I�ve given up. The more I try, the worse it gets. 933 01:16:07,771 --> 01:16:10,189 Soon there�ll be another video in InTube... 934 01:16:10,190 --> 01:16:14,026 - and your 15-minute fame is over. - Yeah. There�ll always be a loser. 935 01:16:14,194 --> 01:16:16,696 Tomorrow is Fernanda�s birthday, you remember, right? 936 01:16:17,364 --> 01:16:18,322 Tomorrow? 937 01:16:19,199 --> 01:16:21,659 I won 50 bucks! I bet you�d forget. 938 01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:23,494 - Whom you bet with? - With her! 939 01:16:24,162 --> 01:16:25,121 Have you seen her? 940 01:16:25,163 --> 01:16:26,998 I went to the restaurant where she works with Marielly. 941 01:16:27,374 --> 01:16:29,000 You remember her, don�t you? The hot one. 942 01:16:29,209 --> 01:16:31,210 Fernanda is cool. She always gives me a discount. 943 01:16:32,212 --> 01:16:35,423 - Did you talk about me? - Sort of. 944 01:16:36,216 --> 01:16:40,803 She said things about you and I learned new swearing words. 945 01:16:41,305 --> 01:16:44,473 - Come on, forget it, man. - Is she going to celebrate? 946 01:16:45,017 --> 01:16:46,517 I think it�s going to be on her parent�s penthouse. 947 01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:48,019 `Petit comit�. 948 01:16:49,354 --> 01:16:51,230 It would be too crazy for me to show up, you think? 949 01:16:51,231 --> 01:16:52,231 Don�t waste your time. 950 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,233 Sandro... 951 01:16:55,652 --> 01:16:57,737 have you ever said `I love you� to someone? 952 01:16:57,779 --> 01:17:00,781 - No. I�ve said it in English. - To whom? 953 01:17:00,824 --> 01:17:03,659 - My mom. - No, man. To a girl you like. 954 01:17:03,785 --> 01:17:06,287 To all of them. Until I�m laid. 955 01:17:09,249 --> 01:17:12,168 I mean it, man. I�ll never be able to say it to Fernanda. 956 01:17:14,087 --> 01:17:15,046 But do you love her? 957 01:17:16,423 --> 01:17:17,340 I need her. 958 01:17:23,597 --> 01:17:24,347 Hello? 959 01:17:25,515 --> 01:17:26,682 Hi, Monica. 960 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:33,648 Sure. I�ll be waiting. Deal. Kiss. 961 01:17:45,285 --> 01:17:47,703 - I�m sorry I took so long. - No problem. 962 01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:53,042 - What�s this face? - I never expected your call. 963 01:17:53,460 --> 01:17:55,461 I wanted to call you up for a long time. 964 01:17:55,462 --> 01:17:56,212 Yeah. 965 01:17:57,130 --> 01:18:02,510 Yeah. You don�t know, but I live in front of your ex�s parents. 966 01:18:03,553 --> 01:18:10,017 I used to watch both you both sunbathing in the penthouse... 967 01:18:10,143 --> 01:18:13,020 - together in the pool... - What a weird odor! 968 01:18:14,314 --> 01:18:17,441 I don�t smell anything. Isn�t it coming from the sea? 969 01:18:17,442 --> 01:18:20,569 Only if there was fish killing. Shut up your window. 970 01:18:24,574 --> 01:18:28,494 - It�s too much pollution! - Gosh! Open it! It�s here! 971 01:18:38,338 --> 01:18:42,341 - Your apartment is really cute. - I�m glad you enjoyed it. 972 01:18:43,552 --> 01:18:47,096 - You�re at home. - I feel at home. 973 01:18:51,017 --> 01:18:52,143 Can you give me a sec? 974 01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:57,773 It�s impossible. Have I stepped on something? 975 01:18:57,816 --> 01:19:00,025 Where does this shitty smell come from? 976 01:19:00,026 --> 01:19:04,155 - Bruno, can I use your bathroom? - Sure. Second door on the right. 977 01:19:08,368 --> 01:19:11,537 Wow! So much incense! 978 01:19:11,705 --> 01:19:14,331 Think so? I think it�s little. 979 01:19:14,666 --> 01:19:17,168 Because of my neighbor�s habit of recycling garbage at home. 980 01:19:22,507 --> 01:19:25,134 Well, let�s have a drink? 981 01:19:25,135 --> 01:19:28,095 Do you think the smell of the sea gets here? Two miles from the beach? 982 01:19:28,138 --> 01:19:31,474 - You�re still smelling it? - Come on, aren�t you? 983 01:19:31,516 --> 01:19:37,354 No. I mean, I smell cinnamon, vanilla, cherry... 984 01:19:37,355 --> 01:19:39,023 - Shit. - Sorry? 985 01:19:40,776 --> 01:19:44,403 Let�s put that aside. Or at least let�s try. 986 01:19:45,405 --> 01:19:51,535 Let�s toast to his wonderful night, away from work... 987 01:19:51,703 --> 01:19:58,209 to our dating, to our reunion, to new dating... 988 01:19:59,044 --> 01:20:01,796 to the friendship that can grow a little... 989 01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:06,759 Can you give me a sec? 990 01:20:10,138 --> 01:20:12,264 Holy shit! Foul mouth? 991 01:20:12,474 --> 01:20:16,644 Man, you don�t understand. Her kiss must be a kind of chemical weapon. 992 01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:19,438 You tell her you�ll do anything but kissing in the mouth. 993 01:20:19,439 --> 01:20:21,273 I got a slut once that told me that. 994 01:20:21,274 --> 01:20:23,192 Yeah, I got a shemale too... 995 01:20:23,193 --> 01:20:24,819 - Never mind. - Bruno? 996 01:20:25,195 --> 01:20:27,154 - Is everything okay? - No... 997 01:20:27,155 --> 01:20:28,447 Yes, fine. 998 01:20:28,448 --> 01:20:30,491 I'm going, drink your wine. 999 01:20:30,492 --> 01:20:32,785 Wine? Giver her some disinfectant! 1000 01:20:36,623 --> 01:20:38,040 Aren�t you sitting down here? 1001 01:20:46,550 --> 01:20:51,679 Aren't you going to drink? But a good wine has a nice bouquet. 1002 01:20:52,097 --> 01:20:54,598 Yeah. To combine the smell and the taste... 1003 01:20:54,599 --> 01:20:55,474 Yeah! We�re drinking on empty stomachs. 1004 01:20:55,475 --> 01:20:58,644 I�m going to get something for us to eat. What do you think? 1005 01:20:59,104 --> 01:21:00,521 I�m not hungry at all. 1006 01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:04,525 But you have to eat. You have to. I prepare some toasts... 1007 01:21:04,568 --> 01:21:07,027 with some paste... toothpaste. 1008 01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:10,781 Do you want a mint? 1009 01:21:12,492 --> 01:21:14,410 Thank you. I don�t have it usually. 1010 01:21:14,411 --> 01:21:18,122 You should. Just one. It won�t add any extra weight. 1011 01:21:18,123 --> 01:21:22,418 No, it�s not that. I don�t like it because it�s bad for your teeth. 1012 01:21:22,460 --> 01:21:25,421 It�s bad if you have a lot. Just one is no problem. 1013 01:21:25,463 --> 01:21:27,298 A mint candy and wine makes you high! 1014 01:21:27,424 --> 01:21:31,010 Let�s go high together. Come on! You can brush your teeth later. 1015 01:21:31,094 --> 01:21:32,303 I have extra toothbrushes. 1016 01:21:32,596 --> 01:21:34,221 One mint. One! 1017 01:21:50,655 --> 01:21:53,532 - It�s hot, isn�t it? - Yeah... 1018 01:21:54,034 --> 01:21:56,660 I wasn�t going to say it, but since you mentioned it... 1019 01:21:56,661 --> 01:22:01,332 - I�m feeling it, too. - That�s why I offered you the mint. 1020 01:22:01,374 --> 01:22:04,251 Do you mind if I get a bit more relaxed? 1021 01:22:05,170 --> 01:22:06,545 No, I... 1022 01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:10,299 I mind. A lot. 1023 01:22:12,344 --> 01:22:16,347 Relax, Bruno. I�m going to take care of you. 1024 01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:23,646 Listen, Monica. We�ve known each other for a short time. 1025 01:22:23,688 --> 01:22:26,565 There�s our professional relationship. 1026 01:22:26,733 --> 01:22:29,068 I didn�t want to go too fast. 1027 01:22:29,694 --> 01:22:34,198 I mean, precipitate things. Because of being hot. 1028 01:22:34,574 --> 01:22:37,743 - Bruno, can I say something? - Just one sec. 1029 01:22:44,209 --> 01:22:50,089 It�s obvious I `ve bet my chips in a case that�s not for me. 1030 01:22:51,257 --> 01:22:52,424 Pure need, right? 1031 01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:56,762 I think there could have been something between us, but... 1032 01:23:04,688 --> 01:23:06,772 - Listen, Bruno, I�m leaving. - Yeah. I loved it! 1033 01:23:13,697 --> 01:23:17,616 We need to have someone we can take care of... 1034 01:23:17,784 --> 01:23:19,702 who takes care of us, too. 1035 01:23:22,414 --> 01:23:29,044 The name of that is survival. But if you add some enchantment... 1036 01:23:29,713 --> 01:23:32,089 then it�s no longer survival. It�s love. 1037 01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:37,761 Bruno, do whatever has to be done. 1038 01:23:40,140 --> 01:23:45,019 Say whatever has to be said. Otherwise, you�ll never know... 1039 01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:49,815 if the game is really over for you. Think about it. 1040 01:23:53,069 --> 01:23:55,654 I�m going. Bye. 1041 01:24:09,669 --> 01:24:13,797 ONE YEAR EARLIER 1042 01:24:15,258 --> 01:24:18,343 - For how long have we been watching? - Half an hour. 1043 01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:21,180 Do you know how many have died so far? 1044 01:24:21,681 --> 01:24:28,145 Eighty. With this explosion of the mall, 2,080. 1045 01:24:28,438 --> 01:24:32,733 - Sandro said it was good film. - And only you believed it. 1046 01:24:35,195 --> 01:24:39,073 Who are you shushing to, Bruno? We�re the only ones talking. 1047 01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:41,450 By the way, we�re the only ones here. 1048 01:24:41,493 --> 01:24:44,620 Even so, Fernanda. We�re not supposed to be chatting at the movies. 1049 01:24:44,662 --> 01:24:46,705 Every place is a for anything. 1050 01:24:46,706 --> 01:24:49,541 Especially when no one is looking at us doing something. 1051 01:24:50,543 --> 01:24:51,627 What are you talking about? 1052 01:24:52,712 --> 01:24:56,090 About having a chat without bothering no one. 1053 01:24:56,424 --> 01:24:59,343 About talking on the cell phone without bothering no one. 1054 01:24:59,677 --> 01:25:04,056 We can even do things without shocking anyone. 1055 01:25:08,228 --> 01:25:10,771 - Got it. - Finally. 1056 01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:49,453 I came here to apologize. 1057 01:26:54,834 --> 01:26:57,836 I was an idiot, a loser, a coward... 1058 01:26:59,380 --> 01:27:02,174 If you want to hit me in the face, I�ll understand. 1059 01:27:09,015 --> 01:27:09,765 Friends? 1060 01:27:10,850 --> 01:27:15,229 - A love story! You�ve changed! - I�m trying. 1061 01:27:15,438 --> 01:27:17,105 - Who�s the cast? - Just me. 1062 01:27:17,523 --> 01:27:21,193 Hold it. You want me to record while you are at... 1063 01:27:21,194 --> 01:27:24,446 Of course I don�t, Marcojuana. You�ll understand. 1064 01:27:32,288 --> 01:27:35,123 From the expression on your face, he hasn�t called. 1065 01:27:35,583 --> 01:27:39,544 No. But if he had, I wouldn�t have answered. 1066 01:27:39,587 --> 01:27:44,049 Great! To lie to yourself is always the best medicine. 1067 01:27:44,092 --> 01:27:47,261 I don�t know what�s worse. That he�s forgotten as usual... 1068 01:27:47,262 --> 01:27:49,388 or if he has remembered and didn�t want to call. 1069 01:27:57,855 --> 01:28:00,148 Thank you for accepting my apologies. 1070 01:28:02,318 --> 01:28:05,612 They�re gorgeous. And your friend? Isn�t he coming up? 1071 01:28:06,406 --> 01:28:08,407 He�s coming, alright. He�s bringing the equipment. 1072 01:28:09,701 --> 01:28:13,287 - I�m addicted to the smell of roses. - You�re special! 1073 01:28:14,289 --> 01:28:15,831 I like you as you are. 1074 01:28:17,083 --> 01:28:17,708 Thank you. 1075 01:28:19,294 --> 01:28:22,587 Good evening. Hi, Mr. Camargo. Congratulations for your daughter. 1076 01:28:22,672 --> 01:28:23,672 Where�s Fernanda? 1077 01:28:24,465 --> 01:28:26,842 Over there? And where�s the good Scotch? 1078 01:28:30,138 --> 01:28:33,557 Happy birthday, honey baby. 1079 01:28:34,517 --> 01:28:36,268 Thank you, Sandro. 1080 01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:38,562 I was going to buy you a cool present. 1081 01:28:38,563 --> 01:28:41,773 But since you owe me 50 bucks, we�re quits. OK? 1082 01:28:43,151 --> 01:28:46,153 The bet you lost, that Bruno would remember your birthday. 1083 01:28:47,697 --> 01:28:50,490 Wow, Sandro! You�re really a gentleman. 1084 01:28:50,533 --> 01:28:51,325 Come on, Fe. 1085 01:28:52,618 --> 01:28:55,454 I didn�t know my present was that important. 1086 01:28:56,706 --> 01:28:59,124 Wow! You smell good. 1087 01:29:00,335 --> 01:29:01,710 I�m going to get a Scotch. 1088 01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:10,344 - What could you wait from Bruno? - Nothing. 1089 01:29:21,230 --> 01:29:22,147 Fernanda... 1090 01:29:33,076 --> 01:29:36,161 HAPPY BIRTHDAY 1091 01:29:36,287 --> 01:29:39,456 YOU ARE WONDERFUL 1092 01:29:47,173 --> 01:29:49,591 AND I AM AN ASSHOLE 1093 01:29:52,678 --> 01:29:54,179 Holy shit! 1094 01:29:56,557 --> 01:29:58,683 I WANT TO TAKE CARE OF YOU 1095 01:30:05,191 --> 01:30:06,775 AND NEVER HURT YOU AGAIN 1096 01:30:11,447 --> 01:30:12,781 YOU SEDUCE ME 1097 01:30:12,782 --> 01:30:15,075 EVEN IF YOU 1098 01:30:20,289 --> 01:30:22,666 DON�T WANT ME ANYMORE 1099 01:30:33,594 --> 01:30:36,596 I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT 1100 01:30:44,188 --> 01:30:46,356 PUT ME ON THE SPEAKER PHONE 1101 01:31:06,711 --> 01:31:17,345 I love you. 1102 01:32:45,184 --> 01:32:48,144 Fernanda, are you sure you want to do that? 1103 01:32:48,187 --> 01:32:49,688 6 MONTHS LATER - Totally. 1104 01:32:49,689 --> 01:32:51,606 I want to have recorded for the future... 1105 01:32:51,607 --> 01:32:53,358 this wonderful man that�s only mine! 1106 01:33:10,001 --> 01:33:14,296 - Relax, love. It happens. - Not to me! Never happened before. 1107 01:33:14,297 --> 01:33:17,173 - It�s all right. - I don�t know what happened... 1108 01:33:17,216 --> 01:33:22,387 - Bruno, just let me do something. - Don�t forget you�ll be seen, too. 1109 01:33:48,664 --> 01:33:52,542 - Hey, let�s see what�s on this. - Come on! 87689