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Bastards! Bastards!

I don't believe it!

Is it every three minutes that you pass by?

Every 3 minutes a fucking plane shatters my brain.

You always exaggerate, honey.

- It's about every 5 minutes. - No!

Every day the "cabrones" of the world land on our heads.

Where the fuck did I put it?

- It's here. - I ironed it a bit.

I wouldn't call them that, love. Those tourists..

..bring "dinero". - The tourists give..

..all the "dinero" to the discos!

You look so cute like that!

I don't know how you can handle this!

It's their fault that you....

- It wasn't the planes' fault. - It was. - It wasn't.

The doctor said spontaneous abortion, remember?

It wasn't the right moment. When it is,..

..everything will be okay. Give me a minute and I'll be ready.

It's because of those shitty planes!

A baby can't be born in this "sitio de mierda".

Don't feel guilty.

In all his life, he never had such a wonderful present.

He killed himself with my present! He's my best friend, you know?

Let's go. Not a fucking thing is happening.

Miguel, what the fuck do you expect to happen at a funeral?

Whatever had to happen, already did.

- Hi, Angelino. - Hi, Jorge.

Done! So the old man is happy. What a story!

It's a fucking story! Hippy stuff!

He always followed his instinct..

..to the end.

Come. Be careful!

Life is great!

- I was waiting for you. How are you, my love? - Todo bien.

- I don't know anyone. - Don't worry.

Stay with me and I'll take you back to the bar.

- I 'm going inside a minute. - Okay.

Could you sit somewhere else, please?

Why?

Now I don't associate with you, my life..

..has improved a lot. Very much! Very much!

- Are you still mad at me? - Yes.

It wasn't my fault, Sandro!

Real friends should realize when you mean well!

But the guy who fixed my speedboat,..

..the one you broke, wanted a huge amount of money.

Those aren't real friends!

- Anyway, I envy him. - Who?

- Pablo, the deceased. - Oh, Pablo!

He died in the best moment of his life,..

..on his beloved bike. - Right.

Before having prostate problems.

You know, at your age, keep it under control.

Sandro, I know, I know!

He belonged to our tribe.

Same war colors.

Right.

And they won't make us prisoners, right?

Right.

- She's arriving tonight. - I didn't know..

..you had a daughter. - She's 17.

And is as spoiled as her mother, a little shit!

I always managed to avoid her coming,..

..but this time she insisted.

She says she has to tell me, something important.

I'm starting a new job, and she doesn't know anything.

- Doesn't know what? - That I do porno films.

Shit, what a mess!

Now you be a good girl! Please, please!

I haven't slept for two nights. I am worried, agitated.

I can imagine! Why do you treat me like this? What did I do to you?

What did I do to you? What did I do to you?

Do you have that good grass? What's it called?

Buddha Grass.

Right. You are fantastic!

- Will you bring it? - Sure. You'll sleep for sure.

- I'm glad I talked to you. - So am l.

- I enjoyed it. - Me too. A lot.

- Bye. - Bye.

You are ungrateful, really ungrateful!

Come on, move!

Sir, I didn't see you!

Sir!

Holy shit! Fuck!

You could've told her not to come.

You think I didn't?

This could be the right moment to tell her.

This could be the right moment for you..

..not to talk crap seeing as how every day about this time..

..you have to come out with some.

"The Diablo's Sex" will all be shot in the guest house.

I have an obsessive story in mind. It's very claustrophobic.

Pier, simple lights, few things, but a lot of realism.

Don't sigh. It'll come out fine!

We'll do exteriors in the pool.

When Pilar takes her away..

..a half day, we'll do exteriors.

Remember, my daughter thinks this is a textile company.

She'll never believe it.

Why not? She's just a kid, they're naive at that age!

- My niece went into a community for drugs at her age. - Nice!

Pilar, you'll be my secretary, which is true.

You, Pier, what can you do? Art Director!

The problem is Dani.

- Why? - What's your place in textiles?

What'll we do with the actors?

No actors, all clients.

Get rid of all this. My daughter has never seen this stuff.

Let's get rid of all this stuff!

There's no time! Get that thing with the hat.

It's full of cocks here.

> Donna:....rather interesting phenomenon:

..the Moon will completely cover the Sun.

> And this is due to a rare occurrence..

..when the Earth, the Moon and the Sun lined up with one a nother.

February 22nd.... Luce's birthday.

11 years old. Left for important trip to the US. Couldn't go!

Where did I go? Las Vegas. No, San Maria. Dallas!

Come in!

Dallas is credible!

Should I take this away too?

Is it right for a young girl?

- The Kamasutra is a sacred text. - In India, not in Florence.

Those two are screwing! Take it away.

- Love, where have you been? - To work.

- Bobo, give me some Buddha Grass. - It's in the office.

It's always been there. Don't you remember?

No. I've become stupid.

Your face is all sweaty.

Love, I have a lot of problems. A lot of problems.

"Con este calor me pasa que sudo." Strange, huh?

In fact, I am going to sweat a bit more.

Because I like it!

- Am I interrupting? - Not if you knock.

- Look what I brought you! - How nice, Angelino!

- Take this. - Thank you.

- What are you reading? - Some notes.

- Are you connected? - Yes, I am.

I'll put it in the goodies cabinet.

I can't believe it!

You wrote all the bullshit you said..

..ever since your daughter was born?

No. Ever since she was 7.

Why since she was 7?

Because it was the first time she asked me what I did.

She has a perfect memory.

You're incredible! You are a clinical case!

Your phone is ringing.

Maybe. Why don't you mind your own shit!

I don't come to your house..

..and look into your computer. - No, Sandro....

- I never would have dared. - I understand very well.

Each one of us has his secrets.

In fact, this morning....

I must pick up my daughter.

Only 5 minutes, Sandro.

Call me back. I need 5 minutes with this guy here.

This morning after we saw each other....

Dead on the spot and with nobody around.

It's like finding a lottery ticket.

Four kilos of cocaine!

Aside from moral implications,..

..did you ever try cashing in a lottery ticket?

There are lawyers, banks,..

..and it's legal. Cocaine isn't.

If you look at it that way,..

..you'd better stay home and sleep. Are you listening to me, Sandro?

Sandro, listen to me.

I can buy a new house.

Not a house as lovely as yours,..

..but a house with a garden.

I can have a child! It's important, isn't it?

Sandro, it's 11!

I'll throw a party for the end of the shoot!

- Give me 5 grams. - Five grams?

What can 5 grams solve?

What can 5 grams solve? 5 grams are enough.

I'm not Scarface!

I have 3,995 grams left.

I love you, but what can I do?

You don't love me.

Take a kilo!

It's not potatoes! Are you crazy?

Jennifer and Debora are here.

Excuse me. Hola Jennifer, hola Debora.

Nelly! She's in a coma!

- Shit. Ernesto, I 'm sorry. - So am l. Wrong time!

She was dosed up to here!

They complained about the music.

I went to hear her in London!

Play whatever you want. They can't hear anymore.

- What deal? - Stuff. Very pure stuff,..

..with no cuts.

Ernesto, not even as a favor?

Do me a favor.

If you have stuff on you, get the hell out of here.

I'd never come here with stuff on me!

Then I'll do you a favor.

I'll ask if a friend is interested.

Now go away because I banez is on my back.

- Mr. Ibanez, how are you? - Mr. Zunino, what a pleasure.

Are you waiting for someone?

- My daughter. - You have a daughter?

- A mistake made in my youth. - Strange way of defining a daughter.

I was kidding. Are you hunting down an international criminal?

Just routine, don't worry.

- Bye. - Bye.

I'm your daughter, remember?

Luce, what did you do? Did you cut your hair?

You change so often at your age.

- I cut it two years ago. - But it never grew back!

- You look great. - You look good too. - Thanks.

- You've put on weight. - Thanks. Always pleasant, like your mother.

This suitcase is heavy!

You must be tired.

You can take a shower and relax.

- You like the house? - Yes. Is that my room?

No, your room is upstairs.

Hi, I 'm Pilar, the textile company secretary.

My secretary.

You're pretty, Luce. We'll become good friends.

- Really? - Yes, come.

See if you like how I arranged your room.

Go, go now.

- The costume try-outs. - Do them over there!

Idiot!

Do you like your room?

- Yes, it's nice. - If you don't, you can change.

- It doesn't matter. - We have a problem.

Sandro, Jennifer is on her period. We can either send her away..

..or she can just play the flute.

Who gives a darn about your girlfriend?

I am talking to my daughter..

..and you come here with your problems?

Go and tidy up that swamp out there!

- Excuse him. - Who is he?

- Dani, the gardener. - An idiot we keep in the house.

He has a girlfriend? How can she stand him?

We wonder about that too. She's a musician, an old hippy.

A lot of women like horrible men.

Een your mother....

I am Pier. Hi, Luce.

Pier, Luce. Luce, Pier. He is....

Gay. You noticed, I hope.

No need to get affectionate.

He's the art director, fashion designer.

He designs these shirts and for this reason I should fire him.

Too bad. He's the only pleasant person here.

Then we'll keep him.

- I'm going to see the pool. - Okay. Bye, beautiful.

Are you crazy to let her go around the house by herself?

We haven't dismantled the studio yet..

..and outside, there's a huge, 6 foot, black dick!

- Luce! - What is it? - Forget the pool.

Let's go see the sunset at the Cafe' del Mar.

And then we'll go eat. Are you hungry?

Asshole!

You get stuffed with shit by all the pushers on the island!

- Want some? - No thanks, love.

- Norman and Piero will say yes. - Yes for what?

Angelino, give me 4 torpedoes, 4 Sensimiglias,..

..joints like yesterday.

You can't come in here! It's private!

Preguntalo to Alicia and speak Christian.

- Try it! Try it! - Try it!

Hello, Norman? Are you Piero? You two have the same voice!

- Gracias! - Gracias, Dulcinea.

Miguel, you know what happened to Nelly?

Some other time. Say hello to Norman.

It's not easy to work in the textile business.

- My work is very.... - Boring?

Yes, boring, but tiresome too.

Always traveling, non-stop.

In fact, the last time we saw each other, was Christmas.

The first time in 4 years.

The same average as birthdays.

- That's not the point. - You're right.

You don't have to see each other for Christmas and Easter.

They invented holidays to see aunts and uncles.

So they can tell you that you've grown and ask how school is.

- Mom, for example... - What does she say?

- That you're a shit. - Sweet. Mothers are like that.

She's a shit too.

But sometimes she calls me and invites me.

You see things either black or white.

Does gray exist too? Are we starting with lessons on life?

No lessons on life.

I may be an idiot, but I work my ass off.

Life is more complicated than you think.

More than living in that room,..

..in that shithole near Florence?

More than hearing your parents say they're not coming?

- I 'm really sorry. - The table is almost ready.

- Good. We're hungry, right? - So-so.

Don't worry about dieting here.

- These actresses.... - Actress? She's my daughter.

- Your daughter? - Why did you say actress?

- You know, here in Ibiza.... - You're so pretty.

Are you sure you're her father?

Virginie owns the restaurant. This is Luce.

We've been friends for many years.

- My pleasure. - Hi.

I n a minute I 'll come call you.

You weren't very nice.

- What did you want to tell me? - Is she your friend?

Yes. Something important?

No, nothing. Who is that man?

- Vicente, her boyfriend. - Did he drop her?

- In jail. - What did you want to say? - What did he do?

- We look nice together, huh? - Any news on Vicente?

None. He says it's as if they have forgotten us.

He feels abandoned.

The times when you don't know what to do.

Or you'd like someone to tell you that everything is okay.

That's enough, isn't it?

If you wanted me to feel like a shit, you've succeeded.

Big satisfaction!

I 'm sorry if you felt a bit lonely.

A bit lonely? Let's discuss fabrics.

- At least you know what you're saying. - The bill!

I know you're tired..

..but if you want to tell me something,..

..this is the time to do so.

What I mean is....

Wait!

It's your impression. He accompanied you to the car.

He pushed me inside.

Don't say bad things. He didn't want you to be bored, so....

Luce, please. I know.

It's not as you expected, but don't be upset with me.

I just want to be your friend.

At the most, you could be my mother.

You don't know how much I 'd like that.

Let's talk about something else. How's the ice-cream there?

- Delicious. I 'll get you one. - Alright.

Here, Luce.

Where are you?

Luce?

Honey?

Like that! Yes!

Okay, that's fine.

She should stand up.

Okay, okay, that's good!

- Cu�nto es? - Ochomil pesetas.

This should be pulled in!

Fuck!

You can't have a moment of peace around here!

All I needed was that shitty dog!

Why? Why?

Luce, love! Where were you?

We couldn't find you. We were worried.

- I got lost. - I gave her a lift.

Thank you. Pilar is still looking for you.

I'm home. You can stop worrying.

- I'm going upstairs. Bye. - Bye.

She's cute.

- What's in that briefcase? - I wanted to talk to you about it.

I can't keep it anymore.

- No, not that briefcase! - Just two days.

Who'd i magine you hiding it in a house like this?

- You're a real shitface! - Do me this favor.

If you asked me, I wouldn't call you..

..a shitface.

You asked me to keep 4 kilos..

..of cocaine in my house,..

..while they're shooting a porno film here, and Luce knows nothing.

Sandro, I lost her. I don't know how....

- You are a real imbecile. - Right.

Thanks. Now go keep her under control.

I don't care what you do, but keep her under control!

Keep her under control!

Sandro, you're my best friend. You can't say no.

It's blackmail. You want me to end up in jail.

- You're no friend. - We're ready.

The actors can't wait.

- They'll droop. - The actors will droop.

When I come back, I don't want to see you or the briefcase.

We can't work overtime.

Did you do the close-up?

It's no good! No enthusiasm, no love!

It looks fake.

- Do you believe it? - No. - Do you believe it? - No.

- No. Shall I show you? - Forget it.

We know you can do it. Come on.

Do you hear me, Pilar?

Everything okay?

She's relaxing by the pool, reading.

Wait!

- She got up. - What? Where's she going?

- She is heading towards you. - Stop her! Over. Stop her!

Luce, what's wrong?

I....

What's the matter, Pilar?

- What's going on? - It's the director's daughter.

- She fainted. - What?

Don't worry. She's fine.

I'll take her to her room.

Let's shoot. Turn off the radio! Wait!

Let me know what happens.

I'll go on shooting. Over and out.

Let's start over! Be tough!

Be alert!

His name is Goldie.

And he only buys wholesale. A black guy, loaded with money.

- Privately, understand? - Great! Great!

I guaranteed for you.

- If you come with shit.... - Oh, no! He'll be very happy.

We'll know that after a taste.

- Bring six, nine units. - Tell me where and when.

Tonight, at the Pereira Theater.

Remember the long shark? The celery stick?

He has your name.

We'll wait for you inside. Don't be late.

Perfect! You don't know how happy you make me.

- I'll never forget this. - I'll bet.

You better never forget.

Hurrah!

- Alicia, love. What is it? - Who were you talking to?

With a friend. Problems?

The music. You can't hear..

..the music very well.

Who cares about the music!

- I want to show you something. - No, no.

Something is wrong. Tell me the truth.

Alicia, mi coraz�n, everything is fine. Come!

Fuck off!

- Look how nice it is here. - Yes, it's beautiful.

Love, look at the colors of the sea.

Yes, Angelino.

I always thought this is..

..where I wanted to found a family.

Now I know we'll have a real house at last.

A real house.

You and I, here, facing the sea.

What's going on?

The eclipse!

You can't see a damned thing!

- It's not my fault. - Sandro, the eclipse.

Come here. The view is better.

- A real spectacle. - Look.

- Isn't it something? - Beautiful.

Everyone out! Come on, move!

Stay there and don't move!

Luce, you're almost an adult now.

You can understand certain things.

There's a war out there, where everyone is involved.

And where there are no prisoners. "Mors tua vita mea."

That's what an entrepreneur faces today. It's the business world.

You thought your father..

..was an upright businessman.

Instead, I have to do this.

- Who were they? - Good girl!

It was May 1995.

I remember business was going very badly.

Very badly.

I took a trip to the US.

And there I met John.

John was the biggest..

..textile distributor in America.

I got into business with him and things began going well.

John is a wonderful person.

You saw him. He's the black man with a beak and red tail.

The only thing is that when he comes here..

..he wants a few girls.

It's not my fault. He's sex crazy.

In that hell out there,..

..he's my only ally. Know what the global market is?

More or less. But I didn't know..

..you had to organize orgies to be part of it.

I am forced to.

Don't worry. I've seen worse things.

- I wonder what you think of me! - Of you?

Maybe you're right.

Sometimes people are not as they seem.

- Well? - I'm a genius!

- I have imagination! - But Luce.... - Everything is okay with her,

..but I feel like a shit.

Two more shots and we're finished.

Hi. My name is on the list. Angelino.

Angelino?

Wait. Where's the tall guy, the shark?

He's outside.

It's important. There is a person inside....

You can't stay here.

Don't put your hands on me!

Don't put your hands on me! Don't put your hands on me!

Sandro? Sandro? Sandro?

- Luce! Pilar! - Sandro? Sandro?

- Se�or, por favor. Se�or! - Sandro!

- Did mom buy that dress? - No. I bought it this morning.

- Do you like it? - Cool.

Miss, a rose for your beauty.

A gift for your beauty!

He was looking at your cleavage.

He was cute. He smiled.

It wasn't a smile. He got paralyzed.

When he looked at your tits.

Hello!

When the hell is he coming?

All the best, Goldie.

My wallet's in the car.

- I'll get it. - No, I will.

I will. It's what children are for.

Excuse me.

Angelino!

Angelino, look son,..

..wonder if it's possible you've got something which is not yours.

Luce! Luce!

- What the hell is going on? - You shouldn't leave me alone.

Shit!

Sandro?! Sandro?!

Sandro?! Sandro, start the car!

- Go on! - Where the fuck should I go?

It doesn't matter. He'll kill me!

- Go! - Keep calm!

Hurry. Go on!

Maybe we made it.

You're dangerous! What'd you do?

- It's not the right time. Go! - Yes, it is.

Someone wants to kill you!

What if he shot?

No. He wants me.

- Who is he? - Luce, mind your own shit!

We'll drive 200 yards..

..and you get out!

You should be more responsible!

I don't want to be a criminal's accomplice. It's a moral matter.

You talk about morals to me?

I was about to die and a pornographer talks of morals!

- Shame you! - A what?

What?

I wanted to give an example.

- You shoot porno films? - Asshole! - I'm the asshole?

- Those with animals too? - No. Come on, Luce!

- No. - The fat man!

- Who? - Who's the fat man?

Go now! Go!

Shit!

- Where the hell are you going? - I don't know!

Are you crazy? We're heading towards the ferry!

Hey, man!

Where the hell are you going with that car?

You're the best!

Thanks, Sandro!

Something terrible happened, love.

I'll explain later. There are no more ferries.

I had to get a rubber raft.

Paid for by me.

Take the car and go to Cala Jundal.

No, everything is okay. Don't worry, love.

Love, everything is okay. Just make sure nobody follows you!

- You think she'll worry? - Oh, no!

Excuse me. You have some smoke for tonight?

- Smoke? - Be quiet... Luce.

Oh, sure. I don't have paper.

- I do. - Luce has it.

Where will we go sleep?

- I didn't know you smoked. - Occasionally. It's normal, huh?

Yes, it's normal. You just didn't seem like the type.

You didn't seem like the type either.

We have a lot to talk about, huh?

I met Bob Guccione in Los Angeles. I was 25 years old.

EVer heard about the sexual revolution?

A bunch of people make up..

..a bunch of stuff on sex. Pictures, magazines, films.

I have a vague memory of you.

Photographing an ass was political.

A big man cuddling me.

Tits were revolutionary.

I felt protected.

I always shot in film, and possibly scenes..

..with no cuts, for added effect.

I didn't ask you to bring me into the world.

If you want to take a ride with someone,..

..you must take care of him. You must stay close to him.

..otherwise, what's the point? - There is sincerity in porno too.

- I didn't ask you. - Things must be done seriously.

You can't make fools of people.

I always looked for the truth, except with you.

The only way to grow up is taking care of others.

Especially those with whom you have some sort of bond.

I was ashamed. I didn't know how to tell you.

It's not a fault. You seemed like Miss Perfect.

I thought you were a ball breaker, a real square.

Instead....

Instead, you're the only important thing I have.

- I'm a little cold. - Take my jacket.

Thanks.

Thank you.

- Ahi! - Sssh!! Alicia!

- What's the matter? - My ankle!

- Where is the car? - What's going on?

It's not the right time. We have to go to Virginie.

Stop! I'm not stupid!

- I understand. - What? - That you have another woman.

Alicia, what other woman?

- What's going on? - All right, I'll tell you.

From the beginning!

Yes, from the beginning.

Let's go. Remember Pablo's funeral?

- Yes. - I was on my bike....

And me, there, like an idiot....

- Angelino! Angelino! - I don't have it!

What are you doing here?

Don't get mad. I'll explain.

Hello? Ernesto!

Excuse me.

I was about to....

- Why didn't you come? - A real mess happened.

You made me look like shit with Goldie. He's pissed off.

Give me another chance.

- Just a minute. - Do you really have the stuff?

Yes. It's in a safe place.

Go get it and don't lose sight of it.

Tonight at Amnesia.

If you're shitting me, your ass is grass.

Ernesto, don't worry. See you at Amnesia. Bye.

I have to go, love. See you later.

What a fantastic day!

Holy shit!

Holy shit! Holy shit!

Come on! Shit!

He's gone!

Fuck!

Oh, Christ!

I was passing by.

I was about your age and many roads lay ahead.

All the possible lives you can live when you are young.

Then I met Vicente.

He dreamed of buying a sailboat.

In the evening, when we sat down to smoke in the veranda,..

..he told me about the trips we would take on the boat.

And after making love, his eyes turned to those countries,..

..those islands he had never seen.

I imagined myself on that boat with him.

I, who have always been afraid of the sea.

Day after day, I forgot about myself.

He kept the helm, and I let myself be guided.

Now Vicente is in jail, Alicia.

And I live alone on this island where I came by chance.

And I'm here waiting, waiting.

Waiting, waiting....

If you want, you still have time to leave him.

But if you decide to stay with him,..

..try to understand if your dreams and Angelino's..

..are the same.

I know what's in that briefcase.

- See you at lunch. - I'll cook.

Have Dani cook. He's cuckoo, but is a good cook.

- I like cooking for company. - As you wish.

I'm going to work. See you later.

- Do a good job. - Bye.

You know what I had to tell you?

- What? - I am pregnant.

- Pregnant? - At 17! - What great news!

Great news my ass! What's gotten into you?

At 17, she's a little girl, and pregnant!

She smiles, acts sweet..

..and makes me feel guilty. She's a slut!

Luce?

Luce, you're a slut. Understand? A slut!

Maybe I deserve you,..

..but tell me who did it! Come on!

The father of one of my schoolmates.

Disgusting! An old man got you pregnant?

- He's 2 years younger than you! - He's not old, but disgusting.

Tell me that bastard's name!

It just happened, a mistake. I don't talk to him anymore.

But now it's in my belly. It's mine, understand?

Yours? You're 17, a minor.

You must give me authorization.

- To do what? - To have an abortion. - What?

I hadn't decided but now I want to keep him. I'll keep him.

Keep who?

How can you raise a baby?

Some do, in worse conditions.

You don't need to be an adult to know what a child needs.

You know what raising a child means?

You're in no position to tell me.

My child will never be alone.

I'll watch him grow day after day, and I'll learn.

He and I will learn, and be happy together.

I don't know if there are specific regulations for raising children.

Maybe a mother is enough.

Are fathers needed just for TV debates?

They're important, but why should they be the biological fathers?

I came here to tell you, to make you suffer.

But I made my decision after I got to know you.

Now I know my child will have a father.

Who is that?

I'm offering you another chance.

How fortunate.

Usually at 50 past mistakes can't be mended. For you, instead....

What luck! Aside from the fact that I 'm not 50,..

..should I decide if I want a child from my daughter..

..in a Turkish bath?

I appreciate your decision..

..but I'm an old fart who needs time.

The old fart has to think it over!

I'm an old fart!

Don't worry. Everything is okay.

- Want one? - No, thanks. I'll get fat.

The old fart hasn't decided yet.

Is this a funeral wake?

Come on. Hurry up!

We're going dancing.

Let's go. Not a fucking thing is happening.

Miguel, what the fuck do you expect to happen at a funeral?

Whatever had to happen already did.

- Hi, Angelino. - Hi, Jorge.

Done. The old man will be happy.

- What a story, huh? - It's a fucking story!

- Hippy stuff. - But there is one interesting aspect.

- Like what, man? - That something good becomes bad.

And gold is transformed into shit.

The moral is: "Let's enjoy it now".

- Why is mine red? - Because you're different.

Why do you always give me a different one?

Okay, friends. There's still a long time to get to the end.

Life is great!

Where's Nelly?

No trouble today, okay?

Don't worry, Ernesto. Where's Nelly?

Where do you expect?

They already filled up on candies.

I don't want trouble, understand?

You know I'm cool.

Fuck off.

- Is he really sick? - Worse, he's gay!

How do you know if a German war dog is cock dependent?

His eyes. Did you see how he looks at you?

He doesn't obey, doesn't attack, doesn't bite. He plays!

Destiny is cruel. I'm sorry, friend.

They broke. They cost a fortune. What will I do now?

You don't even know how.

- Sorry. Maybe you're in heaven. - Take me to heaven, too.

You want to go, slut?

Then go on. Fuck off, slut!

What time did they find him dead?

This morning. The coroner will be more precise.

He was a first class delinquent.

- We've been after him. - No signs of violence?

No, and that is strange.

But he was armed meaning he was loaded.

It's quite strange.

Let me have everything on my desk.

We'll go over it carefully. I'll be in after lunch.

See you later.

Shit! They accepted me.

- Jorge! - Yes?

- Lunch is ready. - Fuck off.

Let's start with the bank statement.

You've gone under quite a bit.

Life has become expensive, big daddy.

Especially if you shop every day..

..at all the pushers in the island. - Pushers, big daddy?

It's technical language. I don't understand it.

- As long as I do. - Sure, as long as the boss does.

- The big cop boss. - Don't think that.

Sometimes I wish I had another job.

I would avoid hearing my colleagues talk about you..

..every day. You exaggerate, Jorge.

The man of the house has spoken.

I work to earn money that you throw away.

Too bad that when mom got sick..

..you were on a mission..

..arresting two pimps and four sluts.

You're being unfair. Where were you?

Where were you? At 4 in the morning,..

..a 20-year-old should be in bed.

I am sure your mother must have looked for you, asked for help.

Where were you?

Are you preaching? A little mean, big daddy.

Too bad that guilty feelings bounce right off me.

Right,..

..and that is why I blocked your credit card.

That will limit damages, at least material ones.

What can you expect from a cop? Sanctions.

I've decided to turn off the faucet until the end of the summer.

That's it. I don't want to talk about it.

I 'm going to the office.

I'll see you for dinner.

Aren't you hungry?

Clear the table.

Accidental death?

That's what the doctor says. He crashed against the only pole..

..in a 2-mile radius. Like Willy Coyote.

Not even he could have hit it.

Any traces of being followed?

A motorbike.

- Maybe he was cut off the road. - What type of bike?

An Enduro. There must be a hundred bikes..

..with those tires on the island.

- The weapon? - A loaded Uzi.

Tomorrow morning we're getting ballistic results.

Good morning Felipe.

Bring me the Vicente Flores file.

- Conclusion? - What you already imagined.

Antonio Marquez, international courier,..

..crashes into the only pole for miles around.

He knows we're onto him but goes around armed.

Most probably he was going to deliver.

His deliveries are huge. We don't have enough evidence.

- For what? - To open a homicide investigation.

If you have to kill a mule,..

..you do it to take his load.

The questions are: "Who killed him?"..

..and "Who took delivery?".

Three: "When is the next homicide?".

- The file. - Thanks, Felipe.

I'm going to the airport to check arrivals.

See if this case has anything to do with the Vicente Flores one.

Xavier, something else.

I'm going.

- What did he do? - This time something big.

What did he do?

- Did you already ride her? - No. She's a Barbie girl.

To turn her head, you have to be a Ken boy.

Smiles and plastic hair, even the dick. Sure!

I think there's a bomb under that plastic hair!

The fuse is a bit long, but when it explodes, dynamite!

Aside from the tricks she can do, what is she?

Want her to read poetry?

- No, but.... - Emilio dreams of a romantic girl.

Dream, Emilio, dream!

Romantic chicks are rare..

..like magic mushrooms, but more dangerous.

If you saw one, would you leave her in the woods?

I don't know, my friend.

I was never able to resist temptation.

Hey, how about a joint?

Miguel, forget the dog.

Go get four torpedoes like the ones we had yesterday.

Godzilla, wait here. Sit!

Angelino, could you give me four torpedoes?

Four Sensimiglia joints like the ones we had yesterday.

Hello, Norman? It's Angelino.

Excuse me a minute. You mustn't come in here, it's private.

Excuse me a minute, Norman. Preguntalo to Alicia.

And speak Christian. Try it!

- Gracias. - Gracias, Dulcinea.

- You know what happened to Nelly? - What?

What the fuck does "in a coma" mean?

They said she was out of it.

She's in hospital.

- What a story! In the john. - I know where, but when?

A half hour after we pulled out.

- Are you going to the hospital? - You go, and get hospitalized.

I'm going shopping for the evening. Give me a lift.

Are this current week's arrival's enough?

Okay. Thanks a lot.

You have been very kind.

Mr. Ibanez,..

..how are you? - Mr. Zunino, what a pleasure.

- You look great. - Waiting for someone?

- My daughter. - You have a daughter?

- A mistake made in my youth. - Strange way of defining..

..a daughter. - I was kidding. Hunting some international criminal?

No, routine check. Don't worry.

Zunino..

..you know something?

I wanted a daughter, too.

Bye.

What the fuck is this sign doing on my car?

You're late. Sit down.

What does it mean?

It means you've gone too far.

I heard about that girl in the disco.

This time, you've gone too far.

- Is she dead? - Luckily for you, she's coming out of it.

- So, what do you want? - These are no longer the acts..

..of a stupid and spoiled kid. They're delinquent offences.

You're not going out anymore.

Curfew for the entire summer.

So you don't need the car anymore.

And the money will pay back the damage you did.

You want to sell my car to fix a shitty rose garden?

That shitty rose garden belonged to your mother.

But since you're not capable of understanding certain emotions,..

..the only way to remind you of your idiotic behavior..

..is to deprive you of material things.

What a hypocrite! A real cop.

You just know how to punish and look for fucking excuses.

You like using your petty power, huh, cop?

You're just a servant who orders other servants,..

..but you can't with me, because I 'm not like you!

Like me? No, don't worry.

We wanted you to be better than us.

To have more than we had.

All parents want that, I believe. But then....

You'd better be home tonight.

Be very careful!

Miguel, I have a problem with the car.

Come pick me up.

We'll come back, okay, Jorge? She's a knockout,..

..a knockout slut. See how she looked at me?

She looked at you..

..while the other guy had his hand under her skirt!

No, he was kidding.

Christ! That's daddy cop.

What the fuck is he doing here this late?

It's normal. The big man always works late.

- Jorge, should we go back? - Where the fuck is he going?

Mystery. Not home.

Follow him slowly, Miguel.

Big surprise! Daddy cop is a ladies man.

A ladies man who prefers blondes.

Blonde men.

Cock dependent. Cool!

Hi, hi. It's me. So, are you free to talk? Good.

Is he sleeping? Good.

Just to talk, that's all.

Why have you been so aggressive? Why do you have to behave like this?

Honey, all I'm asking you to do is to think it over.

I haven't changed.

As far as I'm concerned, nothing has changed.

We are just going through a bad patch. That's all.

Honey, honey, listen. Listen! Honey!

All I 'm asking for is just a little more time till the job is finished.

Please, honey....

- Who am I talking to? - To a revengeful god.

Did you already strike?

Not yet. There's time, brother.

- Today it's California. - Almost, brother.

California is my final prize.

That's Godzilla.

Take him away! Take him away!

Angelino, are you crazy?

Get rid of that animal or I'll kill it!

- Fuck off! - Who are you killing?

This mierda dog!

- What's going on? - He's found treasure.

Not treasure!

If he digs holes, my customers will fall!

- Tell him to stop. - Why? He found treasure.

Did you hear what I said? Go away. Beat it!

Take that animal away, Miguel.

Let's go, Godzilla!

Let's go.

The ballistic report stated..

..that the weapon found in the mule's car..

..was the same which shot last year.

If so, Vicente Flores has nothing to do with this matter.

- Madam, I am going. - Alright. See you tonight.

- May l? - Hi! I was in the area..

..and thought I'd stop by. What a great smell!

This is the most beautiful kitchen in the island.

What is it, Angelino?

I wanted to talk to you, but....

- Did something happen to Alicia? - No, no!

I just wanted.... It's a little embarrassing.

I'm caught up in a situation..

..which is very complicated. - What situation?

I thought,..

..maybe Virginie knows someone.

- I don't understand. - Here's the story.

Four kilos, very pure. If I sell it, I've made it.

- Alicia and I will have a new life. - Get lost, asshole!

Get lost. That shit destroyed my life and you bring it here?

If you want to destroy your life and Alicia's, go ahead.

You'll end up in jail.

You want to see Vicente's letter?

Want to know what it's like in jail 5 years,..

..with another 5 to go? - I'm sorry.

He thought he'd make me happy and we'd be rich, too.

You're not as shrewd as you think.

You got yourself..

..in one hell of a situation!

Sorry, Virginie. Forget what I said.

Don't apologize to me, but to Alicia. Her life is the one you'll ruin.

Sorry. It was open.

Can I still eat?

I'll fix something.

If it's not too much bother.

- Hola, Angelino. - Mr. Ibanez.

I'll go sit at a table.

Did he hear anything?

Go away, please.

Okay.

Angelino.

- Can I talk to you a minute? - I'm in a hurry, Mr. Ibanez,..

..a big hurry. - Two minutes. Just one question.

- Sit down. - Sure.

What is it?

I'd like you to tell me something.

- About what? - Are you nervous, Angelino?

I knew it. I'm nervous..

..you're asking me if I'm nervous.

It's normal. If you ask, a person gets nervous.

- There is no reason. - No.

We're just having a chat.

Did you hear about a dead mule?

A mule carrying, let's say, a package.

Watch out. I had one..

..with a faulty lock and lost everything.

Even if this opens, all I can lose..

..are bills, papers. - Facturas! - Facturas!

- So, you didn't hear anything. - What? No, nothing.

I heard a lot of things, but nothing that interests you.

But don't worry. I'll call if I hear of anything.

- I'm counting on it. - Of course.

If that's all.... I'll be going.

Bye.

- The pasta is almost ready. - Thank you.

I have good news on Vicente.

Maybe he didn't shoot.

If everything is confirmed, he may be released soon.

It's not an easy procedure and we have a lot of things to do.

Always new problems. Right now,..

..there's an important delivery on the island.

..and we don't know who is delivering it.

If you heard anything from old friends....

I haven't seen old friends in 5 years.

I know, Virginie.

But if you hear anything, it would help Vicente get out.

I didn't hear anything. I'm sorry. The pasta's ready.

The truth, gentlemen, is that we are animals!

Animals made to stay in a group. To smell, touch and get excited.

Money for discos, candies, joints..

..and the rest, is not a luxury, but a necessity!

They want us dead, ready for those disgusting coffins..

..they call offices, houses, families!

You won't get me, bastards! Because I can fly!

I can fly!

Jorge!

- What is it? - You disobeyed again.

- Well? - You don't accept my authority.

- I mean as a father. - So?

Consider yourself an adult as of today, in every respect.

Throw it in the fireplace.

- What the fuck does this mean? - You're an adult.

You can choose the university you want.

The one in California? Pay it with your own money.

- That's what adults do. - Is that how things are?

Yes.

And if they break the law, they go to jail.

Daddy policeman doesn't cover up for them.

Not policeman. Fucking cop.

You're right. That's what I am. I failed as a father.

I admit it. I wanted the best for you.

That was my mistake.

Very good! Nice speech.

How long did you practice it? Since mom died or before that?

Since when do you want to get rid of me?

It won't be easy.

Thanks.

It was a nice thought. You're romantic.

I 'll try not to break your heart.

- Are you so cruel? - It's a natural gift.

With your sweetness, I might change.

- It's a good start. - How should I go on?

You're doing fine. Let yourself go,..

..give me your hand and come see the night with me.

- You're scaring me. - If not, it's not worth it.

Who knows if it's worth it. Come and find out.

Kid, you found the doors to paradise..

..between those tits.

Tell me you didn't mean her, that I'm mistaken.

And what do you want?

Hold it.

I apologize, romantic girl, but I'll be violent and cruel now.

Yes.

Sandro! Sandro!

Go on! Go! Go!

- Go. He'll kill me! - Go!

I'm going, fuck it!

Wait.

Where the hell did I see you?

Chandler. Doug Chandler.

Ibanez, who is this?

Love, I'm off work. You coming?

Yes. I'll be right there.

"I don't want you anymore!", that's what my wife told me one day.

Out of the blue.

She asked: "Why have you changed?". I said it wasn't me who changed..

..just our shitty life. But try to explain that to her!

Our daughter is called Prudence because of the Beatles' song.

One day, she will treat me like a common stranger.

My own daughter will treat me as if I'm some old shithouse.

Her mother... We met hitch-hiking. "Excuse me", she said.

.."Where are you going? Can I come with you?".

We went everywhere,..

..the world was ours. It was a dream. We lived a dream.

Then, we bought this campervan..

..so we can go when we liked, where we liked.

Now, that fucking campervan is in some fucking garage.

And I am tripping the world on business,..

..alone.

Sometimes it strikes me that the dreams..

..are more real than reality itself.

You know, like that old Beatles' song...

Do you like the Beatles?

I'm sorry, I don't speak English.

Come on, baby.

Angelino!

Shit, Bobo! You scared me! You come up behind me..

..like an owl! - You know why it doesn't work?

No, but don't worry. We'll get a bigger and better one.

I'll be out all day today.

- Good morning. - Jorge?!

- Good morning, dad. - How are you, Pedrito?

May I? I'll wait outside. I have to tell you something.

No, we've finished. See you later.

Leave those papers alone.

You did that at the Pereira Theater?

Wow! Nothing escapes the forces of law and order!

- You weren't supposed to be there. - Careful!

You weren't supposed to be where you were last night, either.

- What do you mean? - I mean sticking it up a young guy's ass.

After having sucked his cock. Otherwise, it's no fun.

Big daddy, maybe I am old fashioned,..

..but to see the chief of police..

..screwing a kid, shocks me.

He's a cube dancer at Amnesia, right?

He's got a nice body. At least you have good taste.

- You saw? - With these incredulous eyes.

I almost got a heart attack..

..and to think I 'm the misfit!

Just think if Pedro..

..and the police force found out! How will they react?

Are you blackmailing me?

Technically, yes.

Father and son should be honest with each other.

I'm threatening to tell everyone..

..you're cock dependent.

You, the chief of police.

Is that clear? I'm summing up the concept,..

..give back my credit card with an extra bonus.

We won't change the car,..

..and hurry up and pay the first university installment.

Clear? Or should I put it in writing?

It's clear.

Good day, big daddy.

Say hi to that busted ass boyfriend of yours.

Idiot! Son of a bitch! Where are you going?

Pedro? Come here with at least two cars, and hurry!

I know who has it, in a briefcase.

I won't wait more than 5 minutes!

Is your sex life still going strong with your boyfriend?

Jorge, please. I have no time for our private war.

You neglect me, big daddy.

Is that why I'm always pissed off?

You neglect me..

..to go smooching with your lover.

- Leave me alone. - I want to know something.

- How do you two do it? - Stop it!

Are you versatile..

..or do you always do it the same way? - I'm sick of you.

I'm curious.

- I want to know. - Enough!

It's the details that count, right?

What the hell do you want now? It's your word against mine.

Want to bet who they'll believe?

If you want, we can bet.

Let's play a quiz game.

Who is he?

- You bastard. Why? - Why, bastard?

So you won't break my balls again!

Big daddy, I won't be coming to dinner.

I'm doing what I want.

And your father, the cock dependent?

I laid it on the line, so he'll be a good boy now.

- Where is Miguel? - With Godzilla.

I'm going to drink.

Wait for me here! Don't be a fag. Here!

- Dolores, my vodka? - Here, Jorge.

Come on.

Can I leave this with you 5 minutes?

Not here. There's too much confusion!

A bottle of champagne.

- Hi Pilar! - Hi Angelino.

- Is Sandro here? - Yes, come with me.

You're here, Pilar!

Hi, Sandro!

You came just in time to toast.

We're celebrating an event.

At almost 50, I've decided..

..to become a father for the second time!

- What? - He'll be the father of my baby.

Really? Congratulations! Congratulations to Luce..

..and Sandro. I am so happy for you.

Let's drink. Sandro, I need a little favor.

You're still breaking my balls?

It's dangerous. Put it away!

Just 10 minutes.

Nobody will notice in this confusion. Be a friend.

- This isn't friendship. - It is.

Are you a friend or not?

Come in.

- Hi, Ernesto. Where's Goldie? - Good question. Here's mine.

- Where's the stuff? - I have it.

I don't see it. Sit here.

We'll have a friendly chat.

- Goldie? - Goldie is enjoying himself.

He doesn't waste time talking to losers.

But, he gave me something which for you is the same, I think.

Stop!

If you don't show me yours, I won't show you mine.

We've known each other a long time! You don't trust me?

You keep talking, but I haven't seen anything yet.

You miss out on appointments, don't have stuff. I don't trust you.

- Okay, I'll get it. - You're leaving me alone?

Have your colleague bring it. You do have a colleague?

Call him and we'll close the deal.

Alright. I'll call him.

Ernesto!

Hello?

Bring the briefcase.

Idiot! I won't come. I'm scared!

So am l! Hurry.

At the end of the corridors, I'll be waiting for you.

Who cares! I'm not coming!

I'll be here waiting. Alright, okay.

- No! - Alright.

- I'm waiting. - I said no!

He's coming.

- Here I am. - At last.

No, come on!

What a nice surprise!

You deal in drugs too?

No.

I'm here with my family, with my daughter.

Make yourself comfortable.

Have a seat.

- I saw all your films. - Good. Thanks.

Now kindly give me the briefcase.

No. This is still mine.

You can't even close it!

It's faulty.

It belongs to the guy you killed.

- I've nothing to do with it. - Right, nothing!

Give me the stuff,..

..go back to your wife and we'll all be happy.

Give me the money and we'll be even happier.

Give me the stuff and that's all.

Give it before I get nervous.

But, Mr. Ernesto....

- Be quiet, understand? - Right.

You dirtied your hands too.

Always making money. You sell cocaine,..

..drugs, cars, porno films.

You just want to be comfortable.

- Don't worry. I.... - You have the villa, the big sluts.

Not like me and Angelino.

Angelino, you realize why I have to screw you.

I don't see why I have to get screwed too!

Ernesto, don't be an idiot.

Put that thing away.

Don't be a shit. Put that gun away.

Afraid I'll shoot?

It's not a bad idea, though. I'll let you decide.

Hurry!

You're a piece of shit, Ernesto.

My leg!

- Fuck, help me! - Out!

This way! This way!

Shit, move! Move, fuck it!

Sandro! Sandro!

Shit, move!

Go, go! Go!

He called 5 minutes earlier..

..saying he'd solved the case.

We found him on the couch.

The doctors say it's an irreversible stroke.

- Go! - Go, where?

It hurts! You think they'll amputate?

Considering the circumstances....

Yes!

- What'll I do with a wooden leg? - Don't give a shit about your leg!

We've got them up our ass!

You've broken my balls! Hold on!

He'll be back.

Today is one of those good days.

Stop crying.

- Where the hell are you going? - Where? Up shit creek!

I talked to the lawyer. They're re-opening the case.

It looks as though Vicente isn't guilty.

Really? Wonderful!

If they release him, I am leaving all this.

Didn't you and Angelino dream..

..of having a bigger house?

Fuck off!

Sandro! Sandro!? Sandro, I screwed them!

I screwed them!

Sandro, Sandro.

Angelino!

Hello.

Give me that case.

Slowly!

Now!

Kindly give me the briefcase.

Kindly give him the briefcase.

I'll give it. I can't stand it anymore.

Move that fucking gun.

It opened up.

No!

I don't believe this...

This is my last chance to get my life back.

That whale is crying like a baby.

And now, it's gone....

Yeah, he looks like a pussy.

Let me take you down..

..'cause I'm going to..

..Strawberry Fields.

Nothing is real....

I don't speak English.

The experiment is expensive.

Who gives a damn! Not so expensive.

I want to try something new.

- You like the story? - Yeah, it's nice.

At least it's a story.

People like to follow stories.

We'll put the screwing parts in later. Don't worry.

It's time to eat.

We're hungry, huh?

Look how cute!

Look how cute! He looks like granddad without a beard.

See the little lamb say hello? Look, Uncle Dani.

Oh, God, uncle Pier!

- Pier! - Oh, come on!

Look here. Look here!

Miguel, lower that fucking music!

Fix the milkshake. What the fuck are you waiting for?

Fill the torpedoes later.

Godzilla, in the kitchen!

Here they are. What a line at the supermarket!

Good boy. Eat.

How many times did I tell you these don't absorb a fucking thing?

I always buy the wrong ones.

You always do.

Feed the wheelchair man.

The stuff in the oven is burning. I have to do everything!

How are you? You feel okay?

Tony, give me a hand in the kitchen.

I have to do everything here!

- Hi, guys! - Boss, we can't accept anymore..

..reservations this week.

- Fantastic! - Better yet, impossible!

- I'll bring the basil leaves. - Okay.

- How do you feel, sweetheart? - Never felt better.

Dear Alicia and Angelino, we are in Paris.

Vicente and I can just see you..

..in the veranda making plans. I love you.

You have a family, a real family.

I always said this was a blessed land.