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CUT IT OUT, IOLAUS.

I'M TRYING TO PRACTICE, ALL RIGHT?

UGH!

SAY HELLO TO FATUUS, HERCULES.

STRIFE.

ANY FRIEND OF YOURS IS A FRIEND I DON'T WANNA MEET.

I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.

I DON'T KNOW WHY.

WELL, DUH.

FATUUS IS THE GOD OF UNWELCOME PROPHECY.

HE CAN SEE EVERYTHING IN THE FUTURE

BUT THEY'RE ALL GENERALLY PRETTY BAD.

HE'S A REAL FUN GUY TO HANG OUT WITH.

GOSH, YOU GOT TO BE DESPERATE

IF YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH STRIFE, HUH.

UH-HMM.

WE'RE HERE TO SETTLE A LITTLE BET.

I BET FATUUS THAT I CAN NOW FIGHT THE SON OF ZEUS AS IN YOU.

IF I WIN, HE HAS TO TEACH ME THE SECRET OF PROPHECY.

IF I LOSE, I HAVE TO BE HIS FRIEND FOR A YEAR.

OOH.

IF YOU DON'T FIGHT, YOU LOSE.

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I FORESEE.

WHO HAS A BAD FOOTWORK?

HERCULES...

YES.

IS GOING TO HAVE A BAD HAIR DAY.

EXCUSE ME.

MY NAME IS PYTHAGORAS.

I'M A NEW CADET.

CAN YOU GIVE ME DIRECTIONS TO THE DINING HALL?

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT HERE, OKAY?

IT TAKES TWO TO FIGHT AS I UNDERSTAND THE TERM.

YOU KNOW ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GOD?

MORTALS CAN'T SEE YOU UNLESS YOU WANT THEM TO.

THERE'S ANOTHER THING.

OH!

DID YOU MEAN TO DO THAT?

DID YOU MEAN TO WEAR THAT?

I WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BREAK A HALF GOD IN HALF.

LET'S FIND OUT.

IN AN AGE OF LIGHT AND DARKNESS,

ZEUS, KING OF THE GODS RULED THE UNIVERSE.

HE HAD A SON,

YOUNG HERCULES.

HALF GOD, HALF MAN,

YOUNG HERCULES LONGS TO FIND HIS PLACE IN THE WORLD.

THE FATHER HE'S NEVER KNOWN

AND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A HERO.

BEFORE THE MAN BECAME LEGEND,

BEFORE THE LEGEND BECAME MYTH,

CAME THE GREATEST ADVENTURE OF ALL.

YOU SEE, FATUUS, I TOLD YOU I COULD BEAT HIM.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

I'M FIGHTING THE GOD, STRIFE, NOW GET ME A STAFF.

I'M AFRAID THE EXISTENCE OF THE GODS

IS A SCIENTIFIC IMPOSSIBILITY.

HA-HA! HE THINKS I DON'T EXIST. OH.

OH, I GET IT.

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE ACADEMY PRACTICAL JOKES, RIGHT?

I GET THE NEW CADET FIGHTS AN IMAGINARY GOD

AND THEN EVERYONE JUMPS OUT AND LAUGHS AT HIM.

HERC, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH, IOLAUS, HEY, LISTEN.

I'M FIGHTING STRIFE, BUT HE WON'T REVEAL HIMSELF.

WELL, DON'T MENTION ME. I'M NOT IMPORTANT.

OH, YOU'RE IN ON THE JOKE, RIGHT?

WHAT JOKE?

HERC, CATCH.

WHAT WAS STRIFE DOING HERE?

THERE WEREN'T ANY GODS HERE.

OH, YES, YES.

YOU SEE, HE THINKS I'M MAKING THIS ALL UP.

IOLAUS, MEET PYTHAGORAS. HE'S A NEW CADET.

NEW AT THE ACADEMY.

I'VE BEEN STUDYING SCIENCE AND MATHEMATICS

WITH PRIVATE TUTORS FOR YEARS.

GREAT. WELL, THERE GOES THE GRADING CURVE.

I WAS LOOKING FOR THE ACADEMY DINING HALL.

WELL, IT'S CLOSED, BUT YOU CAN GET SOMETHING TO EAT

AT KORA'S IF YOU WANT.

IF YOU SHOW ME WHERE IT IS, I'LL BUY YOU DINNER.

YOU NEVER DID THAT FOR ME.

HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GODS, HUH?

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

I FORESEE, ONE DAY,

ALL MORTALS WILL STOP BELIEVING

IN THE GODS OF OLYMPUS AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS,

WE'LL CEASE TO EXIST.

YOU MEAN THIS GUY'S SOME KIND OF A TRENDSETTER?

JUST A LITTLE STAIN REMOVING COMPOUND

I STUMBLED ON ONE DAY WHILE DOING AN EXPERIMENT.

IT'S LIKE MAGIC.

NOT MAGIC, JUST CHEMISTRY.

NOW, COME OVER HERE AND I'LL SHOW YOU SOME REAL MAGIC.

- JUST CHEMISTRY. - JUST CHEMISTRY.

NOW, BEND OVER. TOUCH YOUR HEAD TO THE WALL

AND PICK UP THE CHAIR.

IF THIS IS A TRICK, IT'D BETTER NOT BE ON ME.

SIMPLY A DEMONSTRATION.

NOW, STRAIGHTEN UP.

HMM.

OH, YEAH, VERY MAGICAL.

YOU CAN'T DO IT.

EXCUSE ME.

YOU'RE SAYING HERCULES CAN'T PICK UP THAT CHAIR?

DO YOU KNOW WHO HIS DAD IS?

- OH. - HUH? NO, NO, HUSH.

- NO. NO, NO. - I'LL TELL YOU.

- NO, DON'T TELL HIM. - HIS DAD IS,

IT'S ZEUS, KING OF THE GODS. HE IS HALF GOD.

YOU'RE TELLING ME, HE CAN'T PICK UP THAT CHAIR?

YOU EVER SEEN THIS SO-CALLED ZEUS?

I CAN DO IT. OKAY.

WHAT PEOPLE CALL GODS

ARE EITHER HALLUCINATIONS OR NATURAL PHENOMENON.

OKAY. OW.

I CAN'T DO IT.

YOUR CENTER OF GRAVITY IS TOO HIGH.

WEIGHT IS DISTRIBUTED DIFFERENTLY ON A FEMALE BODY.

OH, YES, IT IS.

TADA. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

STRIFE AS IN THE GOD OF STRIFE.

THIS IS FATUUS, HE'S A GOD TOO.

NOT THAT IT DOES ME ANY GOOD.

YOU NEVER GIVE UP, DO YOU?

YOU REALLY THINK SOME SECOND-RATE

MAGICIAN PRETENDING TO BE A GOD.

WHOA. TIME-OUT.

DID YOU SAY SECOND-RATE MAGICIAN?

ALL RIGHT. THIRD-RATE.

HE'S GOOD.

NO. HEY, STRIFE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I BET FATUUS HERE THAT I COULD MAKE LITTLE

MR. SKEPTIC ADMIT THAT I'M A GOD.

THIS JOKE IS GETTING STALE.

WHY DON'T YOU WASH OFF THE MAKEUP.

NO, DON'T.

.AND TELL US WHO YOU REALLY ARE.

OOH, AW.

HIKE, 48, 33.

LOOK AT MY TABLE.

I THINK WE SHOULD STAY RIGHT HERE.

- OH, OH. - IOLAUS, GET UP.

TRICKS OF FURNITURE DON'T MAKE YOU A GOD.

HUH, I'M JUST GOING TO BRING

THE WHOLE BUILDING DOWN ON TOP OF ALL OF YOU.

- OH. - KILLING ME

WILL PROVE THAT I'M MORTAL,

BUT IT WON'T PROVE THAT YOU'RE IMMORTAL.

IF YOU GET RID OF HIM BEFORE HE ADMITS

THAT YOU'RE A GOD, THEN YOU'LL LOSE YOUR BET WITH FATUUS.

I SAW A MAGICIAN IN ATHENS

WHO USED TO DO HIS EXITS THE SAME WAY.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

SO THIS MORTAL PYTHAGORAS

IS RUNNING AROUND SAYING,

GODS DON'T EXIST.

SO I FIGURED IF HE HAD A WELL LOOK AT YOU,

I MEAN, ARES, GOD OF WAR, DEITY WITH A CAPITAL "D."

YOU KNOW YOUR PROBLEM, STRIFE?

WHICH ONE?

YOU'RE GOD.

YOU'RE JUST NOT VERY GODLIKE.

OH, I DID MY GODLY POWER THING,

YOU KNOW, THEN HERCULES GOT IN THE WAY.

HERCULES?

HERCULES AND PYTHAGORAS ARE FRIENDS.

WELL, SORT OF.

OH, I WONDER WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE A FRIEND.

REAL GODS DON'T GO AROUND TRYING

TO PROVE THEY'RE GODS.

IF A MORTAL DARE NOT BELIEVE ME OR YOU,

- CRUSH HIM.

HOW, UNC?

ZEUS HAS GOT POWER HE HASN'T USED IN YEARS.

WHAT YOU DO, YOU GO DOWN TO THE BASEMENT AT OLYMPUS,

GET INTO HIS CLOSET, BORROW AN ATTRIBUTE OR TWO

JUST FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS, THUNDER, LIGHTNING.

WIND?

WHATEVER.

OF COURSE, A POWER THAT POWERFUL CAN BE HARD TO CONTROL.

IF YOUR AIM'S JUST A LITTLE OFF,

YOU MIGHT CRUSH HERCULES ALONG WITH PYTHAGORAS AND REALLY,

- WHO'S GOING TO BLAME YOU, HUH? - HUH?

THIS COULD BE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY

TO CRUSH AN ANNOYING MORTAL AND HERCULES.

"A" SQUARED MINUS "B" SQUARED.

NO, THAT DOESN'T WORK.

BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL, PYTHAGORAS?

YEAH, I'M JUST WORKING ON THIS THEORY

I HAVE ABOUT TRIANGLES.

WHY ARE YOU STILL UP?

WE HAVE TO TALK.

THANKS.

OKAY.

YOU CAN BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU WANT ABOUT THE GODS.

OKAY. THAT'S FINE.

BUT WHEN YOU GO AROUND SAYING THAT THE GODS DON'T EXIST,

YOU PUT YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE AROUND YOU

IN DANGER, IN MORTAL DANGER.

WHY ARE YOU SO DETERMINED

TO MAKE ME BELIEVE IN YOUR GODS?

I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.

BUT TRYING TO CHANGE YOUR MIND IS IMPOSSIBLE, I SEE THAT.

SO I TELL YOU WHAT, FOR YOUR SAKE,

I HOPE STRIFE FEELS THE SAME WAY.

ZEUS SURE HAS A LOT OF CLOSETS.

YEAH. WELL, YOU KNOW, ZEUS,

HE NEVER THROWS ANYTHING AWAY.

LET'S SEE WHAT'S BEHIND DOOR NUMBER ONE.

LOOKS LIKE RAIN.

THANKS FOR THE FORECAST.

WHAT DO YOU SEE BEHIND THE NEXT ONE?

I FORESEE.

MAKE IT STOP.

I THINK WE SHOULD TRY THE NEXT...

I THINK WE SHOULD TRY THE NEXT ONE.

I FORESEE... NO, NO, WAIT.

IT'S THE NORTH WIND.

GIVE ME THE BAG.

I TELL YOU WHAT, FATUUS, I'LL MAKE YOU A BET.

IF I CAN'T CRUSH HERCULES WITH THIS,

I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND FOR THREE YEARS.

AND IF I WIN, YOU HAVE TO TEACH ME THE SECRET OF PROPHECY.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

T-T-T-TRIPLE OR NOTHING, HUH?

HMM, I FORESEE...

OH, NEVER MIND.

OH, WAKE UP. COME ON, PYTHAGORAS.

COME ON! GET UP PLEASE.

COME ON, PYTHAGORAS.

BUT WE ALWAYS DO THIS TO NEW CADETS.

SOUND ASLEEP.

AS A GREAT PHILOSOPHER ONCE SAID, GOTCHA.

THAT'S VERY FUNNY.

NOW, LET'S GO GET SOME BREAKFAST

BEFORE IT GETS ANY COLDER.

IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?

I SUPPOSE NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE CREDIT

FOR A SIMPLE CHANGE IN THE WEATHER.

HMM.

IT'S THE GODS WHO MAKE THE WIND BLOW.

YOU MORTALS BETTER REMEMBER WHO'S GOT THE REAL POWER.

IOLAUS, GET THE DOOR.

WELL, USUALLY, HE'S FULL OF HOT AIR.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP EGGING HIM ON LIKE THAT?

JUST PRETEND THAT HE'S A GOD.

WELL, THAT WOULD BE EASY, WOULDN'T IT?

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BELIEVE IN THE GODS

AND FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

MY FATHER DEVOTED HIS LIFE TO SERVING THE GODS,

GAVE EVERYTHING HE HAD TO THEM AND THEIR TEMPLES,

HIS MONEY, HIS TIME,

AND HIS LOVE

TILL THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT FOR HIS FAMILY.

THAT'S GREAT. HERC, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT STRIFE?

OKAY.

NOW, I'M GONNA OPEN THE BAG AND I'M GONNA BLOW THE ACADEMY DOWN.

JUST WAIT TILL I SAY GO.

AND GO!

THE ROOF'S STARTING TO GO.

HOW DO YOU FIGHT THE WIND?

YOU HAVE TO BUILD A FIRE.

COME ON.

GO.

I FORESEE.

OH, WHO CARES?

AFTER I WIN A LITTLE BET, YOU'LL HAVE TO TEACH ME

HOW TO BE A PROPHET AND I'LL FORESEE FOR MYSELF.

I FORESEE I'M GOING TO WIN THE BET

AND THEN STRIFE WILL HAVE TO BE MY FRIEND.

I CAN STRIFE BEING MY FRIEND

BUT I CAN ONLY SEE THE FUTURE IF IT'S BAD.

OH.

FIRE SHOULD DRAW THE NORTH WIND

RIGHT UP TOWARD THE HOLE IN THE ROOF.

AND THEN WHAT?

I BAG IT.

WELL, THAT FIRE SURE IS MAKING THINGS

A LITTLE STUFFY IN HERE.

MAYBE I CAN HELP.

YEAH.

HURRY UP, HERC.

OH, WHAT A SURPRISE.

I'M WINNING.

OOH.

I GOT IT.

I GOT AN IDEA.

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU YET.

TIE IT TIGHT.

I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL GOD LOOKS LIKE.

AS A GREAT PHILOSOPHER ONCE SAID, GOTCHA.

AND STAY OUT.

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS?

THAT WAS MY FAULT, CHEIRON.

WELL, STRIFE DID HAVE A LOT TO DO WITH IT.

GO ON, PYTHAGORAS, IT'S NOT OUR USUAL PRACTICE

TO TURN THE ACADEMY INTO A WAR ZONE.

I WAS AS STUBBORN IN MY SKEPTICISM

AS OTHERS ARE IN THEIR SUPERSTITION.

I MADE THE GOD STRIFE ANGRY.

WELL, AT LEAST, HE SEEMED TO BE A GOD.

I GUESS IT'S POSSIBLE THERE ARE SUCH THINGS THEORETICALLY.

COME ON, DON'T TELL ME

YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE IN GODS.

WELL, LET'S NOT RUSH TO JUDGMENT.

ADMITTING YOU COULD BE WRONG

IS THE FIRST STEP TOWARD WISDOM.

NOW YOU'RE READY TO UNDERSTAND THE FIRST LAW OF THE ACADEMY.

AND WHAT'S THAT?

IF YOU MAKE A MESS, YOU CLEAN IT UP.

NOW, GET TO WORK, ALL OF YOU.

PYTHAGORAS, ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT,

YOU KNOW, ABOUT MY BEING DETERMINED

TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE IN THE GODS, WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT.

I JUST TOOK IT KIND OF PERSONALLY.

BECAUSE OF YOUR FATHER.

YEAH.

WELL, I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS

EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT BECAUSE OF MY FATHER.

GUYS, YOU WORRY ABOUT THE GODS TOO MUCH.

THEY'RE THERE, I'M HERE, SO WHAT?

LIVE AND IT LIVE FOREVER.

IT SEEMS IOLAUS IS WISER THAN BOTH OF US.

NO.

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