Original subtitles

I LOVE RIDING THROUGH THE COUNTRY

WITH MY TWO BEST FRIENDS.

YEAH, ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE'S A WAR BREWING.

BOOBY TRAPS IN THE BUSHES.

SNIPERS BEHIND EVERY TREE.

WOULD YOU GUYS RELAX? WE'RE UNDER A FLAG OF TRUCE.

WE'RE MEETING AT THE SACRED ALTAR, NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN.

JASON, SPARTA AND THEBES ARE ALWAYS FIGHTING, WHY GET INVOLVED?

'CAUSE NOW THEY'RE FIGHTING NEXT TO CORINTH

AND IF THEY GO TO WAR, I DON'T WANT TO SEE

MY PEOPLE GET HURT.

SO WHY SHOULD THEY LISTEN TO YOU?

BECAUSE HE'S JASON, PROUD PRINCE OF CORINTH,

HONEST AND TRUE.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

NOW, NOW, GENTLEMEN.

ARES.

YOU REMEMBERED, I'M FLATTERED.

I'VE BEEN TRYING HARD, REAL HARD,

TO START A WAR BETWEEN THEBES AND SPARTA

AND I JUST CANNOT HAVE YOU BUTTING IN PROMOTING PEACE.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

I THINK MY ASSOCIATES WILL MAKE SURE THAT PEACE

IS NOT GIVEN A CHANCE.

STRIFE, DISCORD.

GOODBYE.

WHOA.

EASY DOES IT, EASY DOES IT.

MAY THE HORSE BE WITH YOU, ALWAYS.

YOUNG PRINCE JASON BETTER GET HERE SOON

OR THESE PEACE TALKS ARE CANCELLED.

I ONLY SPEND THIS MUCH TIME WITH THEBANS

WHEN I'M CONQUERING THEM.

I SEE THAT THE SPARTANS HAVE AS LITTLE PATIENCE

AS THEY DO INTELLIGENCE.

Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org

STOP, I CAN'T HOLD ON.

OKAY, OKAY, I GOT AN IDEA.

IOLAUS, TAKE THE REIGNS, TAKE THEM, TAKE THEM, ALL RIGHT.

JASON, COME HERE.

I'M GONNA UNHITCH THE HORSES.

IT'S JAMMED.

IT'S NOT MOVING.

- LET GO! - LET GO!

WHAT? OKAY.

IF JASON DOESN'T SHOW UP, THEN WE'RE GOING TO WAR.

WE'RE WASTING TIME HERE.

AT LEAST WE AGREE ON THAT.

THIS MEETING'S OVER.

I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN.

ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE.

ALL HAIL ARES, GOD OF WAR.

LEAN TO THE RIGHT, LEAN TO THE LEFT.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT NOW. I GOT AN IDEA.

WHAT?

TO THE RIGHT, BEAR TO THE LEFT.

- PUT IT IN THE CREEK. - OKAY.

HERE WE ARE. WHOA!

HERCULES, WHAT ARE WE DOING?

YOU OKAY?

LET GO.

IOLAUS.

HEY, HEY, HE'S HURT.

I SHOULD'VE LET GO.

IN AN AGE OF LIGHT AND DARKNESS,

ZEUS, KING OF THE GODS, RULED THE UNIVERSE.

HE HAD A SON,

YOUNG HERCULES.

HALF-GOD, HALF-MAN,

YOUNG HERCULES LONGS TO FIND HIS PLACE IN THE WORLD,

THE FATHER HE'S NEVER KNOWN

AND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A HERO.

BEFORE THE MAN BECAME LEGEND,

BEFORE THE LEGEND BECAME MYTH,

CAME THE GREATEST ADVENTURE OF ALL.

WE'VE GOT TO FIND A PLACE FOR YOU TO REST.

NO, NO, I'LL BE FINE. JUST DROP ME OFF

AT THE NEXT VESTAL VIRGIN TRAINING CAMP.

THAT'S THE OLD IOLAUS. DON'T WORRY, BUDDY,

WE'RE GONNA GET YOU HELP.

THEN WE'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO GET STRIFE AND DISCORD

BACK FOR WHAT THEY DID.

OKAY.

COME ON.

OVER THERE, THERE'S A BARN.

LOOK AT THAT AXLE, TIMOR, YOU BROKE IT. THAT'S IT,

I'VE HAD IT, I GIVE UP.

DON'T GIVE UP, UNCLE, WE... WE... WE CAN FIX IT.

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE CART, TIMOR,

I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU. YOU'RE HOPELESS.

I TRY TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A FARMER

BUT YOU KILL EVERY CROP YOU PLANT.

I EVEN TRY TO TEACH YOU HOW TO FIGHT

BUT YOU'RE SCARED OF YOUR OWN SHADOW.

THIS GUY SOUNDS LIKE A REAL PRIZE.

THERE'S A WAR BREWING, I'VE GOT TO GO TO TOWN

TO GET SOME SUPPLIES IN CASE WE GET CUT OFF.

ALL RIGHT.

EXCUSE ME, SIR?

ARES.

LOOK, ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED OUTSIDE,

SORRY, IT'S JUST THAT I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE...

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?

WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT

THAT YOU'RE NOT ATTACKING ME,

I COULD SWEAR THAT I'M SITTING AT THE TABLE WITH ARES.

YOU ARE? WHERE IS HE?

NO, NO, I'M SAYING THAT YOU

LOOK LIKE THE GOD OF WAR.

OH, SO THIS ARES GUY,

HE LOOKS LIKE THE GOD OF WAR TOO, HUH?

NO, NO, I'M SAYING THAT ARES IS THE GOD OF WAR,

YOU SEE... OKAY, LET'S DO IT THIS WAY.

ARES AND I HAVE THE SAME FATHER, ZEUS.

BUT ARES MOTHER, HERA, MY MOTHER, ALCMENE.

NOW HERA, THAT'S THIS ONE RIGHT HERE,

SHE'S A GOD, BUT ALCMENE, NO, NO, NO.

ARE YOU GETTING ANY OF THIS?

NO.

WELL, THAT'S OKAY, IT'S CONFUSING FOR ME TOO.

TIMOR, RIGHT? JASON.

WE HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU.

WE WANT TO MAKE YOU BECOME ARES.

YEAH, IT'LL BE FUN, HUH?

INTRODUCE YOU TO A COUPLE OF PEOPLE

AND YOU GET TO BOSS 'EM AROUND,

HAVE A FEW LAUGHS. HUH, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

- I DON'T KNOW. - JUST HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

JASON, OVER HERE.

YOU'RE GONNA USE HIM AS BAIT OR SOMETHING?

NO, A WEAPON. WE MAKE STRIFE AND DISCORD

THINK HE'S ARES, HE KEEPS THEM BUSY

WHILE I GO PUT THE PEACE TALKS BACK ON TRACK.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, NO, NO, NO, NO, OKAY.

DISCORD AND STRIFE FIGURE OUT THAT HE'S NOT ARES,

HE'S TOAST, ALL RIGHT?

THEY'LL NEVER KNOW, LOOK AT HIM.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, ARES? HE'S COOL.

HERCULES, WE'LL COACH HIM, WE'LL TEACH HIM,

WE GOTTA MAKE THIS WORK.

IF WE DON'T, THOUSANDS OF LIVES COULD BE LOST.

WELL YOU KNOW, GEE FELLAS, I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU,

I WOULD BUT YOU KNOW, YOU HEARD WHAT MY UNCLE SAID,

I MESS EVERYTHING UP AND I WOULD, I'D LET YOU DOWN.

TIMOR, THINK ABOUT THE HONOR, HMM?

THINK ABOUT THE REWARDS.

- REWARD? - SHH...

CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS.

HEY, YOU'LL BE A HERO.

GIRLS LOVE HEROES.

GIRLS?

YOU'RE SCARING ME, TIMOR.

THEBES AND SPARTA ARE GOING TO WAR IN TWO DAYS,

YOUR FARM IS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE.

IT'S GONNA BE DESTROYED UNLESS YOU HELP US.

YEAH, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

YEAH, OKAY.

- YEAH. - ALL RIGHT.

SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT, LET ME GET THAT. I'M SORRY. NO.

ONE, TWO.

NO, NO, NO,

YOU DON'T DO THAT. YOU'RE ARES, GOD OF WAR.

YOU DON'T GIVE PEOPLE THINGS, YOU TAKE THINGS AWAY.

- WHO ARE YOU? - I'M ARES,

- GOD OF WAR. - NO, COME ON, SAY IT.

I'M ARES, GOD OF WAR.

- SAY IT AND MEAN IT. - I AM ARES, GOD OF WAR.

I AM ARES, GOD OF WAR.

YEAH.

GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE AN ARES.

ARE YOU SURE STRIFE AND DISCORD

HANG AROUND ARES' ALTAR?

WE'LL FIND OUT, WON'T WE?

OKAY, HERE WE GO.

ALL RIGHT, OKAY, I'M GOING, I'M GOING.

WE COME IN PEACE.

LOOKS LIKE THAT LITTLE RIDE

IN THE CHARIOT DIDN'T HURT YOU AFTER ALL.

DID YOU THINK WE WOULDN'T CATCH YOU

TRYING TO KEEP THE PEACE?

NOW UNCLE ARES WOULD WANT US TO HURT THEM.

WHERE SHOULD WE START?

DON'T BOTHER.

LET ME.

HOW DARE YOU DESECRATE MY ALTAR.

AS ZEUS IS MY WITNESS, I VOW MY PUNISHMENT WILL BE SWIFT

AND SEVERE.

NO, DON'T HIT HERCULES OR I WILL HURT YOU.

DON'T THROW ME BACK, PLEASE, ARES, NO.

OH, BOY, THEY'RE IN TROUBLE NOW.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THEY"? THAT WAS JUST A WARM-UP.

YOU'RE THE ONES WHO ARE IN FOR IT.

- US? - SAY WHAT?

YEAH. YOU DISGRACED ME BY THE WAY YOU TREAT

MY BELOVED HALF-BROTHER HERCULES.

YOU'RE DISOBEDIENT AND YOU'RE INSOLENT

AND YOU'RE NAUGHTY.

NAUGHTY?

DON'T INTERRUPT ME.

HEY, SHE SAID IT.

NOW YOU WILL BOTH BE PUNISHED.

I THINK THEY FELL FOR IT.

YOU AND TIMOR KEEP THEM BUSY, I'M GONNA GO STOP A WAR.

TAKE THAT, ENDURE THE WRATH OF ARES.

HURRY UP, WE DON'T WANT TO MAKE ARES MORE MAD.

WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

ALL OF A SUDDEN, ARES LOVES HERCULES.

ARES HATES US.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

IT HAS TO BE SOME KIND OF TRICK.

MAYBE ARES WANTS SOMETHING FROM ZEUS

AND IS TRYING TO GET ON HIS GOOD SIDE.

WELL WHATEVER IT IS, WE BETTER FIND OUT

BECAUSE I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS.

I REALLY THINK

THAT WE ARE PUSHING OUR LUCK HERE.

NO, NO, NO, NO,

THE PLAN'S WORKING PERFECTLY. LOOK, CHECK IT OUT.

ALL RIGHT, WHEN YOU'RE DONE WATERING THE GARDEN YOU CAN...

PLOW THE FIELDS.

PLOW THE FIELDS AND...

OH, AND SLOP THE HOGS.

SLOP THE HOGS.

YOU TELL THEM TO DIG A BIG WELL.

YEAH, AND DIG A BIG WELL.

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT,

THAT'S IT.

I QUIT.

BLAST ME, FRY ME, BROIL ME, I DON'T CARE.

ALL RIGHT, YOU SHALL BOTH FEEL MY WRATH.

LET'S NOT BE HASTY.

SEE? PROBLEM SOLVED, EVERYONE'S HAPPY.

SORRY, SORRY, SORRY. SORRY.

OH, NO, NO, NO, HE'S FINE, HE'S FINE.

YOU'RE A FAKE.

- YOU'RE HISTORY. - OH!

WELL, THAT WENT WELL, DON'T YOU THINK?

STRIFE? DISCORD?

JASON IS BACK AT THE PEACE TALKS.

WHERE ARE YOU?

OH, THAT CLUMSY... THERE HE GOES AGAIN.

THAT IS ENOUGH OF THAT.

I BEG YOUR PARDON.

OH, YOU WILL BE BEGGING FOR MORE THAN MY PARDON

WHEN I AM THROUGH WITH YOU, MISTER.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, HUH?

I AM ARES, GOD OF WAR.

YOU ARE A LOON, THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE.

NO. YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE.

WHAT IS THIS, SOME KIND OF BAD JOKE?

YOU'RE THE JOKE, ARES. YOU CALL YOURSELF A GOD.

WELL, YOU'RE NOT THE KIND OF GOD I'D EVER WANT TO WORSHIP,

YOU MAKE PEOPLE SUFFER,

YOU DEMAND RESPECT, BUT YOU DO NOTHING TO EARN IT.

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BULLY.

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF THE POWER I POSSESS.

YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING WORSE TO ME

THAN I'VE ALREADY DONE TO MYSELF.

WATCH ME.

TIMOR, MOVE.

YOU LUMBERING OAF.

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE WRATH OF STRIFE.

YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE DOING THIS, STRIFE.

OH I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THIS FOR SUCH A LONG TIME.

NOT SO BOLD WHEN THE TABLES HAVE TURNED,

ARE YOU ARES? WHOA.

NOT HAPPY.

HERCULES OH.

OH, HI, UNC.

YOU'RE THE REAL ARES, AREN'T YOU?

YES!

COME ON.

COME, COME, COME ON.

THAT WAS PRETTY BRAVE STANDING UP TO ARES LIKE THAT.

YOU MEAN I DID OKAY?

OKAY? I'M PROUD OF YOU.

WHERE'S STRIFE AND DISCORD?

ARES TOOK THEM UP TO OLYMPUS

FOR A LITTLE BIT OF A CHAT.

OOH. WELL, THAT OUGHT TO KEEP THEM OUT OF THE WAY

LONG ENOUGH FOR JASON TO SORT OUT THE PEACE TALKS, HUH?

WAIT A SECOND, WE CAN HELP. YOU GAME?

YOU BET.

OKAY.

I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU BOTH

FOR AGREEING TO MEET WITH ME HERE.

NOW SPARTA HERE, THEBES HERE AND THE VALLEY

IN BETWEEN IS A BUFFER.

IF YOU'D SHOWN US THIS WHEN YOU PROMISED,

IT MIGHT'VE WORKED, BUT NOW...

IT'S TOO LATE, WE CANNOT STOP THE WAR.

GENTLEMEN, PLEASE, PLEASE, THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY

WE CAN SIGN THIS PEACE TREATY.

A LITTLE MORE TO THE RIGHT.

OKAY, LET 'ER RIP.

OKAY, HERE WE GO, HOLD.

HERE WE GO.

THREE, TWO, ONE.

- WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS? - WHO ARE YOU?

I AM ARES, GOD OF WAR AND YOU'RE UNFIT TO LICK

THE SOLES OF MY SANDALS.

IT'S NOT ARES.

WHAT?

TIMOR.

OH.

ARES, IMPOSSIBLE.

NO, NO, NO, HE'S ARES ALL RIGHT.

GREAT ARES, YOU HAVE COME TO DESTROY THEBES

FOR THE GREATER GLORY OF SPARTA.

NO, YOU ARE HERE TO WATCH OVER THEBES

AS WE ANNIHILATE THE UNWORTHY SPARTANS.

QUIET, BOTH OF YOU. IT IS I WHO DECIDES

WHO HAS A WAR WHERE AND WITH WHOM.

THIS PATHETIC SKIRMISH OF YOURS IS TOTALLY UNAUTHORIZED,

SO STOP IT, YOU UNDERSTAND?

YES, SIR.

SIGN THE TREATY.

I BETTER GO TALK TO MY UNCLE, I HOPE HE'S NOT MAD.

WELL YOU JUST REMIND HIM THAT YOU HELPED

SAVE A LOT OF LIVES, HUH? AND HIS FARM.

MIGHT EVEN ASK HIM FOR A RAISE, HUH?

OOH.

SEE YA, BIG GUY.

- HEY... SORRY. - OW.

GOT A WAR, GRR.

- OKAY, SO WHAT'S NEXT? - SEE YA, TIMOR.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

THE IDENTICAL TWIN THING. COME ON,

IT WORKED SO WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

OH, COME ON, WE DRESS SOMEONE UP

TO LOOK LIKE HERA.

SORRY, SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

ZEUS, COME ON, WE'LL HIM DRESS UP.

COME ON, GUYS, PLEASE!

Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm