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ABSOLOODLE. CAN'T STAND BEING STUCK IN SCHOOL

WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS.

HEY, HERCULES, ARE YOU SURE YOUR MOM WON'T MIND

THAT YOU INVITED US ALL ALONG?

MY MOTHER LOVES COMPANY, ALRIGHT?

HEY, LISTEN, WAIT UNTIL YOU GUYS GET A HOLD OF THIS THRACIAN CASSEROLE.

SHE COOKS IT IN THIS GOAT STOMACH,

OH, FORGET ABOUT IT.

THE FEAST OF PERSEPHONE

IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY

BECAUSE I GET TO HAVE BIG HEAPING DELICIOUS STACKS

OF FISH AND FETA POPOVERS.

YEAH, WE DON'T USUALLY HAVE THOSE.

WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY? WE HAVE FISH AND FETA POPOVERS

AT THE PALACE ALL THE TIME, IT'S A TRADITION.

JASON, HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO COOK THOSE?

NO.

YOUR HANDS STINK FOR A WEEK.

WELL.

SO IOLAUS, WHAT HOLIDAY TRADITIONS

DOES YOUR FAMILY HAVE?

OH YOU KNOW, THE SAME OLD, SAME OLD.

DON'T WORRY, JASON, OKAY?

WE ARE GONNA HAVE THE WILD BOAR ROAST.

THAT'S NOT EXACTLY A FISH AND FETA POPOVER

NOW IS IT, HERCULES?

I SAID I WAS SORRY ABOUT THAT.

HEY, LOOK, THERE'S MY MOM.

HELLO, EVERYONE.

HEY HERCULES, COULD I GO BOAR HUNT WITH YOU GUYS?

OH NO, LILITH, NO. THIS IS MY JOB,

I AM THE MAN OF THE HOUSE, YOU KNOW?

AT LEAST YOU WERE.

HERCULES, WHO IS THAT?

IN AN AGE OF LIGHT AND DARKNESS,

ZEUS, KING OF THE GODS, RULED THE UNIVERSE.

HE HAD A SON,

YOUNG HERCULES.

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HALF-GOD, HALF-MAN,

YOUNG HERCULES LONGS TO FIND HIS PLACE IN THE WORLD,

THE FATHER HE'S NEVER KNOWN

AND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A HERO.

BEFORE THE MAN BECAME LEGEND,

BEFORE THE LEGEND BECAME MYTH,

CAME THE GREATEST ADVENTURE OF ALL.

WELCOME, EVERYONE.

HEY, ALCMENE, THANKS FOR HAVING US.

IOLAUS, WELCOME.

HEY, ALCMENE.

YOU MUST BE LILITH.

HI, I HOPE I'M NOT INTRUDING.

NOT AT ALL, THE BIGGER THE CROWD,

THE BETTER THE FEAST.

HELLO, HERCULES.

HI.

WHO'S THIS?

EVERYONE, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE CAPANEUS,

HE'S A GOOD FRIEND

AND I'M HAPPY HE COULD JOIN US.

- HOW YOU DOING? - HI.

HEY.

HOW ARE YOU?

HERCULES.

YEAH.

LILITH.

BOYS, WE SEEM TO HAVE A FULL HOUSE

SO I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO SLEEP IN THE BARN.

THE BARN, THAT'S GOOD.

COOL, COOL.

TO THE BARN.

YEAH TO THE BARN.

LILITH, YOU CAN HAVE HERCULES' OLD ROOM.

OH NO, THE BARN'S OKAY FOR ME TOO.

HERCULES CAN HAVE HIS ROOM.

DON'T BE SILLY, HE INSISTS. DON'T YOU, HERCULES?

HUH?

OH, YEAH, YEAH, GO AHEAD.

OKAY, THANKS.

YEAH.

NOW WE NEED MORE FIREWOOD.

I'LL GET IT.

NO, NO, YOU'RE A GUEST, RELAX, I GOT IT.

WELL, HE'S RIGHT AT HOME HERE.

YOU'RE IN YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE, HERCULES.

LET'S JUST GET READY FOR THE FEAST.

HERCULES, I...

OH, HEY, I CALL THE LOFT. LOOKS COMFY.

OKAY.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA ARGUE WITH ME?

LISTEN, JASE,

MY FAMILY, WE NEVER, I MEAN, WE NEVER...

LOOK, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

ABOUT THIS WHOLE FEAST BUSINESS.

OH.

CAN YOU FILL ME IN ON THE TRADITIONS AND STUFF?

YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE FOOL.

WELL, THAT'S GONNA BE IMPOSSIBLE.

NO, COME ON, MAN, I'M BEING SERIOUS.

OF COURSE, I'LL HELP YOU, LATER.

RIGHT NOW, I'VE GOT TO CHECK OUT THE SWEET LOFT.

WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST SLEEP OVER HERE.

HUH?

OR MAYBE I'LL JUST SLEEP OVER THERE,

THAT LOOKS NICE.

I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU.

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD.

WHO IS HE?

I MET CAPANEUS IN THE MARKETPLACE.

THE MARKETPLACE?

I NEEDED HELP WITH THE PLANTING, HE NEEDED WORK SO...

HE'S A HIRED HAND.

NO, HE'S A FRIEND.

NOW YOU'RE BUYING YOUR FRIENDS AT THE MARKETPLACE?

DON'T FORGET WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO, YOUNG MAN.

I KNOW YOU'RE MY MOM, BUT I THINK I DESERVE TO KNOW

WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE?

IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE ALONE OUT HERE AND THERE ARE MEN

WHO WOULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS GUY ANYWAYS?

I KNOW HE'S GOOD AND KIND.

HE MAKES ME LAUGH.

I DON'T TRUST HIM.

I EXPECT YOU TO BE NICE TO HIM.

WHY?

PLANTING SEASON'S DONE, RIGHT?

HE'LL MOVE ON AND I'LL NEVER HAVE TO SEE HIM AGAIN.

YOU MAY SEE HIM MORE OFTEN THAN YOU THINK.

I WANT HIM OUT OF HERE.

I'M SORRY, HERCULES, BUT THIS IS MY HOUSE,

I DECIDE WHO STAYS OR WHO GOES.

I WANT HIM OUT OF HERE.

WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THIS LATER,

WHEN YOU'VE HAD A CHANCE TO CALM DOWN.

IT'S TRADITIONAL FOR YOU TO LEAVE A FEW PEAS

ON YOUR PLATE IN THE SHAPE OF A STAR

FOR PERSEPHONE TO TAKE BACK TO HADES WITH HER IN THE FALL.

UGH, WELL IF YOU SAY SO.

AND YOU HAVE TO EAT AT LEAST ONE STALK OF ASPARAGUS.

OH YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

IT'S AN INSULT IF YOU DON'T.

BUT I HATE ASPARAGUS.

HEADS UP.

HEY, LET'S PLAY SOME BALL.

SHOULDN'T WE BE HELPING OUT IN THE KITCHEN OR SOMETHING?

IOLAUS, SPORTS COME FIRST.

OH, NOW THAT SHOULD BE A TRADITION.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, SON, JOIN US?

I'M NOT YOUR SON.

COME ON, HIM AND ME AGAINST YOU TWO.

SURE. LOVE TO.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YOU HEARD.

OH, I DIDN'T MEAN TO PRY.

YOU DIDN'T.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT HERCULES, HE'LL BE OKAY.

HE'LL COME AROUND.

I HOPE SO.

WOULD YOU MIND VERY MUCH

GIVING ME A HAND IN THE KITCHEN?

OKAY, YEAH, SURE.

YOU GUYS TAKE IT OUT FROM THE BARN.

HOPE YOU LIKE LOSING.

COME ON, HERC, HEADS UP.

ALL RIGHT, GO LONG.

HERC, I'M OPEN.

I GOT IOLAUS.

OUCH.

HEY, COME HERE, COME HERE.

BAM!

THAT'S NOT FAIR.

HEY, HEADS UP.

WHOA!

YOU KNOW YOUR WAY AROUND A KITCHEN.

THANKS.

BUT YOU'D RATHER BE OUT THERE.

I WAS RAISED BY MY SISTER,

I WANTED TO BE A WARRIOR,

BUT SHE TRAINED ME UP TO BE A GOOD LITTLE WIFE.

- OH, I'M SORRY. - DON'T WORRY, DEAR.

SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T HURT TO BE A BIT OF BOTH.

OH, I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO PLAY.

THAT'S RIGHT, PLAY, NOT FIGHT.

OH WAS THAT TOO ROUGH FOR YOU?

OH I CAN HANDLE IT.

OH YOU THINK I CAN'T?

HEY GUYS, COME ON,

SAVE IT FOR THE GAME.

COME ON, COME ON.

IT'S A GAME, TAKE IT EASY, CALM DOWN.

HERCULES, HERCULES.

IF YOU WANT TO REMAIN IN MY HOUSE,

YOU'LL STOP THIS RIGHT NOW.

IF HE CAN'T TAKE IT, HE SHOULDN'T PLAY, ALL RIGHT?

YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A CHILD.

I MAY HAVE STARTED IT, I TACKLED HIM KIND OF HARD.

THERE'S A LOT OF ENERGY BEING WASTED OUT HERE

THAT COULD BE BETTER SPENT ON A BOAR HUNT.

THAT IS, IF WE WANT A MAIN COURSE TONIGHT.

I'LL GO.

WELL, I THINK THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA.

HERE HERCULES.

FOR YOU, CAPANEUS. THERE.

GO.

MY MONEY'S ON THE BOAR.

HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO CUT THIS STUFF

WITHOUT SLICING YOURSELF TO RIBBONS?

COME ON, HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.

WHAT A MESS. OKAY,

YOU HOLD IT AN ANGLE AND CUT IT AWAY FROM YOU.

OH. NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,

I DIDN'T GET THAT, DO THAT AGAIN. THAT LITTLE THING.

OR YOU CAN PRETEND IT'S HANGING

IN FRONT OF A SHOP AND YOU'VE GOTTA CUT IT DOWN

REAL QUICK BEFORE THE OWNER SEES YOU.

OH WELL I CAN DO THAT.

BOYS.

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THIS TRADITION.

IT'S A NEW ONE ON ME.

OH COME ON, YOU GUYS, YOU ARE PATHETIC.

YEAH WELL,

WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU IN A BOAR HUNT.

OH NO?

LET'S STOP A SECOND.

NO SIGN OF THE BOARS TODAY.

HERE, WANT SOME WATER?

BETTER DRINK.

LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET.

YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE BEEN CONCERNED

ABOUT HOW TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS.

OH,

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT?

LOOK,

I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOUR MOTHER

AND I BELIEVE SHE HAS FEELINGS FOR ME.

YOU CAN'T JUST WALK AWAY FROM IT.

LEAVE ME AND MY MOTHER ALONE.

SOME BOAR HUNTERS WE ARE, HUH?

NEED A HAND?

WE'D BETTER GO AFTER IT. YOUR MOTHER WILL SKIN US

IF WE GO BACK EMPTY-HANDED.

YOU TELL HER.

SHE'S YOUR MOTHER.

SO THAT'S WHERE HE WENT.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE GOT HIM FIRST.

YEAH, COME ON.

SO WHO CAUGHT THE BOAR?

JASON OR IOLAUS?

WE DID.

WHILE WE PEELED POTATOES...

I CUT ASPARAGUS.

WE THOUGHT YOU TWO WOULD BE TOO BUSY

BUTTING HEADS TO HUNT ONE DOWN.

WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.

- HEY. - HEY.

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?

THAT'S MY MOM IN THERE, ALL RIGHT? MY MOM.

YEAH, YEAH I GET IT,

IT'S YOUR MOM IN THAT NICE HOUSE,

COOKING YOU A HOT MEAL,

WAITING FOR YOU TO WISE UP AND GET BACK IN THERE.

WHATEVER.

OH, WELL, YOU WANT TO TRADE PLACES, HUH?

BECAUSE I'D HAVE A MOM LIKE THAT ANY DAY.

YOU KNOW AND IF SHE HAPPENED TO FIND SOMEONE

THAT MADE HER HAPPY THEN THAT'S FINE WITH ME,

BECAUSE I WANT HER TO BE HAPPY.

YOU BIG DOPE.

YOU KNOW,

SOME OF US NEVER HAD IT THIS GOOD.

THAT SHOULD DO IT.

LOOK AT THAT, HUH? WHO SAID WE COULDN'T COOK?

YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE MISSING.

FISH AND FETA POPOVERS.

LILITH MADE THEM, I DON'T KNOW HOW.

WOW.

WELL, EVERYTHING SMELLS WONDERFUL.

SO WHERE IS LILITH ANYWAY?

SHE'S COMING.

HERE I AM.

WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?

NOTHING.

WELL, YOU. YOU'RE A GIRL.

ALCMENE LENT ME THIS DRESS.

YOU LOOK LOVELY.

CAN WE JUST EAT?

OH, I FORGOT THE BREAD.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

EXCUSE ME.

HI.

WELL, I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN VERY UNDERSTANDING

ABOUT THINGS LATELY.

NO, HERCULES, YOU HAVEN'T.

BUT THE THING IS, I JUST WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU,

YOU KNOW?

AND YOU'RE THE BEST OF THAT, I REALIZE THAT.

WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT

WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY MAKES ME HAPPY, OKAY?

THANK YOU, SON.

OKAY. NOW DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THIS?

- SURE. - OKAY.

IOLAUS, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ASPARAGUS?

NO. I MEAN I WOULD LOVE SOME ASPARAGUS, THANK YOU.

SOME WONDERFUL ASPARAGUS.

I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST.

TO THE BOYS FOR HELPING PREPARE THIS BEAUTIFUL DINNER

AND TO THE LADIES FOR BRINGING HOME THE BACON.

HEAR HEAR!

AND TO WHATEVER OR WHOEVER

MAKES YOU HAPPY.

OH, AND TO LILITH, WOW.

LET'S EAT, ALL RIGHT?

HEAR HEAR.

JASON, DO YOU THINK THAT ANY OF US COULD HAVE

A FISH AND FETA POPOVER?

OH, ALL RIGHT.

I FEEL THE SAME WAY, CAPANEUS.

I'LL MISS YOU.

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

THAT'S NOT BECAUSE OF ME, IS IT?

DON'T GIVE YOURSELF SO MUCH CREDIT.

NO, IT WAS MY CHOICE. I WASN'T READY.

BESIDES, HE'LL BE BACK IN SIX MONTHS TO HELP WITH THE HARVEST.

HERCULES, YOU'RE MY SON.

HE'S NEVER GOING TO REPLACE YOU IN MY HEART,

NO ONE CAN.

I KNOW THAT IT'S JUST...

I FORGOT FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

I'M SORRY.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK IOLAUS LIKES MY COOKING.

HE ONLY HAD ONE STALK OF ASPARAGUS

AND LEFT SEVERAL PEAS ON HIS PLATE.

I THINK THAT WAS THE BEST FEAST EVER.

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