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Number 1587, Jae-bum Jang! You're free to go.

Jae-bum's leaving!

Jae-bum Jang!

EPISODE 1

-Jae-bum Jang! -Jae-bum Jang!

We love you!

Jae-bum Jang!

Don't forget me!

-Jae-bum Jang! -Jae-bum Jang!

-Jae-bum Jang! -Yes!

Jae-bum Jang!

Jae-bum Jang!

Jae-bum Jang!

Stay safe!

Come visit us, Jae-bum!

We love you Jae-bum Jang!

Jae-yeol, come down here!

Come down here!

Everybody shout!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Thank you!

Drinks are on me!

-One more time! -One more time!

One more time! One more time!

One more time!

Mr. Jang!

Mr. Jang!

Mr. Jang! Mr. Jang!

Die!

Jae-bum.

That stupid jerk.

The bestselling author, Jae-yeol Jang's final ruling

for his assault case was reached today at the Seocho Courthouse.

At the hearing, Mr. Jang pleaded for the court's leniency on his brother

claiming that he had a nervous breakdown due to his long detention.

However, the court rejected the appeal

with reasons that his violent outburst wounded others

and that he showed no remorse over his actions.

He was sentenced to another 30 months in prison.

Jae-yeol Jang has been writing new books...

Is he a writer or a celebrity?

I'm sure he gets by with his good looks.

Many of his fans are saddened by the outcome.

We hope Jae-yeol Jang...

-would recover from his pain and... -Goodness, this is so annoying.

Does this mean his new book won't be released?

I've waited so long for it.

He's got no respect for his readers.

What's with you?

Why did you have to move so early in the morning?

I couldn't sleep because the television was freakishly loud.

Don't you have any manners?

Deal with it. That's just how I am.

Stop taking my food.

Hey, why did you leave your cereal bowl here?

Don't expect me to clean it up for you.

I am your senior colleague and roommate.

I'm not your maid.

Learn to clean up after yourself before I beat you to death!

This house is already a mess. Why should I have to clean up?

I'm back, Soo-kwang!

-Help me with my bags! -Hey, leave him alone.

He's been crying for the past three days because he got dumped.

Soo-kwang!

Come down here, you brat!

Hae-soo!

Soo-kwang, don't you hear me?

Hey!

Hae-soo!

Hey! I told you not to...

He was blowing his nose.

I saw it with my own eyes.

Really.

Well...

He had a lot of snot.

Let's not make a big deal out of this.

Let's live quietly and happily.

Goodness.

Erotic Pleasures by Jae-yeol Jang.

Hey.

Did you really use all those tissues just from reading this book?

Read it and see for yourself.

Goodness.

Was the book really that good?

Definitely.

EROTIC PLEASURES

Let me read it after you're done

and clean up this mess.

TWENTY-SIX MONTHS LATER

Lock activated.

You got a call from Tae-yong. He's looking for a place for you.

I told him to find a place for you

by the end of this week or you would crash at his house.

Wake me up with your hands next time.

Don't open the window or turn the music on really loud.

Okay.

You want me to leave, right?

You're not saying much.

I'm going to a talk show.

What about my book?

What happened?

The doctors are here. Get up!

Get up!

-Hey! Can't you hear me? -What are you doing?

Look here!

He's faking it. I bet he's not even sleeping.

He's a disgrace to our family. How could he chop off his...

Hey!

-I said, get up! -Hey, stop!

Doctor!

He doesn't belong in a hospital.

He's a guy who wants to be a girl, so he chopped off his thing.

He likes other guys!

He needs a psychiatrist.

He belongs in a mental institution! Where's the psychiatrist?

That would be me. I'm the psychiatrist.

What?

Lower your voice and watch your tone.

After he's done here, sign him up for psychiatric treatment.

He doesn't need any treatment! Lock him up in a psychiatric ward!

He's a transgender. He got surgery three years ago.

He started seeing me two years ago.

First, he was beaten up by his family because they thought he was insane.

Then he was beaten because they thought he was possessed.

This time

his relatives took turns beating him up.

They might really kill him.

Let's move him to the psychiatric ward immediately.

Once his transfer is approved, I'll have him moved to my department.

We can't just leave him here.

Yeah, you're right.

What's the standard protocol when you receive a patient?

You.

We need to check the patient's medical history...

MEDICAL HISTORY HEARING

Especially his view on gender role...

It's so obvious that you're an intern here.

ROLE OF GENDER

What about you?

There's nothing wrong with him. Just send him home.

Aside from a gender identity disorder, he doesn't have any mental illness.

Even the doctors confirmed it.

That's why he was able to receive the surgery.

He's right.

Homosexuality is a sexual preference, not a mental disorder.

Even psychiatrists from around the world agree on this

and it was acknowledged as a condition rather than a disorder.

Let me see that.

Are you trying to teach me? I know a lot more than you three.

If someone was beaten half to death, it's normal for them to run away.

But he keeps taking the beatings. Is there nothing wrong with that?

As the result, he is now lying on that bed hopelessly.

Could he be suffering from depression?

-Yes. -Yes.

Does he need counseling then?

Yes, he does.

Now that you know, get out of my face.

Go on.

Dong-min, what's with the text you sent me earlier?

Why would I go on a talk show?

Hae-soo, it's just that I have an urgent consultation with a patient later.

So, do you always consult with your patients in bed?

What the...

Why would I consult my patient in bed?

I'm sitting in my office at the hospital right now.

Which phone are you using?

Hae-soo, cover for me just this once.

I got to see my wife for the first time in two years.

She's going to catch a plane in two hours.

Come on, I can't let her go just like that.

I need to please her before she goes.

You go on your own talk show.

Ms. Yang!

Ms. Yang!

Ms. Yang?

Hey, Ms. Yang!

Honey...

Aren't you going to your talk show?

Hae-soo will cover for me.

I've never done it so early in the day.

I'm going to eat you away.

Goodness!

Hey, Dong-min.

There's no need to rush it. Be patient.

You like it rough, don't you?

I'll be your obedient dog today.

He's got Tourette's syndrome.

TIC DISORDER WITH BOTH MOTOR AND PHONIC SYMPTOMS

It's like a serious tic disorder.

He'll be fine in a minute.

Ms. Yang!

I'm sorry, excuse me.

Ms. Yang!

I'm sorry.

My daughter doesn't want to stay in the hospital.

That could put her life in danger.

Are you trying to kill her?

Ma'am!

Ms. Yang!

Hey, Honey.

Help me out here, will you?

It's live broadcast, not a recording.

We have a full audience and the studio set is ready.

Hae-soo...

Come on, Hae-soo!

Okay.

I'm only doing this because I love you. Where do I need to go?

Okay.

Hey!

What did she say?

-She's coming. -That's great!

Not now. The rehearsal is more urgent.

Then do it quickly and go.

-What's that? -Who's there?

Uh-oh.

Oh my god.

I'm sorry. I got lost.

What's everyone doing instead of controlling the set?

AUTHOR JAE-YEOL JANG

I don't have a nickname.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

THEME TALK SHOW

Camera number three, adjust your position.

Hae-soo's calling me.

-I'll go get her. -Okay.

I'm coming.

Hae-soo!

Is everything good?

You know that author, Jae-yeol Jang, right?

Yeah, I used to be his fan, but not anymore though.

Why not?

His novels are junk nowadays.

For the past three years, he's been writing boring thrillers.

He only writes about violence and gore.

His writing days are over, I'm sure.

Cha told me that you have a sex phobia.

Do you have a phobia of men too?

The precise nature of my phobia

has to do with commitment issues and insecurities.

You'll change your mind after you meet him.

He's incredibly handsome.

There's no need to hug me.

But is he really that good-looking?

You can't wait to see him, right?

AUTHOR JAE-YEOL JANG

Yes?

Hello, I'm Min-yung Lee, the assistant producer.

This is Hae-soo Ji. She's the psychiatric specialist.

She'll be joining you on the talk show.

Hello, I'm Hae-soo Ji. It's a pleasure to meet you.

The pleasure is all mine.

Mr. Jang, I'm your fan.

-Can I get your autograph? -You shouldn't be in here.

Just one autograph please.

I'm sorry. Now is not the best time.

I'll give you my autograph after the show.

Please leave. Bye.

That's strange.

I was told that my co-host would be a guy.

I hope you're not disappointed that I'm a girl.

I am a little bit.

I was hoping to have a heated debate.

I'm going to be distracted by your good looks.

Mr. Jang, I'll see you on the stage in 30 minutes.

Hae-soo, let's go.

I'll see you in a bit.

Not too much makeup please.

Ten seconds before we go on air.

We're going live in ten seconds. Please focus everyone.

A huge round of applause, okay?

Five, four, three, two, one!

Zoom in.

Standby.

Cut.

Hello, I'm Hwan Kim. I'll be your host for today.

Welcome to Theme Talk Show. We'll be debating for one hour.

Today's topic will be about the human mind from a psychological point of view.

-Are you nervous? -Eighty percent of the human brain...

Take deep breaths.

Breathe in through your nose and breathe out through your mouth.

Many psychiatrists have argued that

-most of the characters -Just look after yourself.

in artistic fictions such as dramas, movies and novels

-Did I offend you? -struggle from disability.

If I did, I'm sorry.

Be nice.

We have invited two special guests to the show.

Please welcome author, Jae-yeol Jang and Dr. Hae-soo Ji!

Let's give them a big round of applause.

Standby.

Cut.

THEME TALK SHOW

How can we understand the minds of criminals who are not deemed normal?

Mr. Jang's detective novels has captured the attention of

many people nationwide with criminals as the main character...

He thinks he's so tough.

Let's have an honest talk with Dr. Ji.

Punishment isn't always the right answer.

In some cases of sexual obsession, it can be seen as a mental disorder--

It's still a crime.

In my book, the rapist dies by his own method of killing.

He raped and strangled his victims and ended up suffering the same death.

Wouldn't that be another act of crime?

That's not for us to decide, is it? That's up to the judge.

As the author of my book,

I believe that we need that type of punishment.

Dr. Ji.

How about considering the lives of the victims first,

rather than considering the perpetrator's state of mind?

Right, everyone?

THEME TALK SHOW

My latest book is going to talk about the limits of the evil human mind.

The moral of my story is that all humans are evil without virtue.

It's a story about healing.

I'm curious about one thing.

Are psychiatrists able to tell when someone is faking depression?

Yes.

As long as the psychiatrist is properly certified like myself.

I see.

It's not easy to tell, right?

What if someone is smart like me?

If I was your patient, I think I would be able to fool you.

Think of it as professional athletes being able to pass the drug test.

Likewise, I think I can pass a blood test or even a polygraph for that matter.

It seems that you think very lowly of psychiatrists. Or is it just me?

Goodness.

Hae-soo's quite good at this.

Good going. Teach that guy a lesson.

Hae-soo is one courageous girl.

I wonder how he's going to respond.

Just look at him. He looks so despicable.

Totally!

Mr. Jang, how will you respond?

Remember that the entire Doctor's Association is watching.

I've got nothing to say.

How can a mere author like me challenge a psychiatrist?

As a low and humble author, I accept my defeat.

To all the psychiatrists in the world,

I'm just a novelist with no proper knowledge of the medical field.

So please understand.

Are human beings innately good?

Or are they bad in nature?

Is it possible to dissolve this debate once and for all?

Yes, it is.

Is there anyone here who wanted to hurt someone at one point in their lives?

Whether it be to hit someone, curse someone or kill someone.

Quite a lot of people.

What do you think?

To those who have their hands raised, have you actually beaten up someone

just because you hated that person? Please stand up if you have.

My goodness.

There are a few.

Quite a few.

Let's do another one.

Now, let's try to relate to the character in Mr. Jang's book.

Please keep standing if you actually killed someone.

The rest can sit down.

Oh my god, that's strong.

This is the universal nature of humans.

Shall we try another one?

Let's use sexual deviance as an example since Mr. Jang is so fond of it.

Okay.

This is only for the guys.

Have you ever been sexually aroused by a random woman?

You can cover your face when you stand up.

-Goodness. -Great.

I think I've won this one.

Then for those who are standing, keep standing

if you have ever raped a woman because you were randomly aroused.

Let's see.

I'm relieved that no one is standing.

Anyone can have scary thoughts in their minds.

However, we don't act based on our thoughts.

As I have said before, humans can be good

-by nature-- -Then...

you're saying my novels are not wrong.

You said it yourself that we don't base our actions on our thoughts.

Since my novels are a creation of my thoughts,

then it should not be a problem.

I'm just pointing this out because you thought my books were bad for society.

I'll be releasing a new book soon.

Please show your support.

What's happening?

Dong-min, what did Mr. Jang say exactly?

He just knocked down Hae-soo with one blow.

What a pity.

I can't believe she lost.

Where are you getting off?

We missed my stop!

I want to thank Dr. Ji for showing me the goodness in people.

Let's give her a big round of applause.

That's right.

Thanks to you, my books are going to be a big hit.

You're more of a book salesman than a writer.

Okay.

Please read Mr. Jang's books for entertainment.

I hope you see the good in people.

I have one last question to ask everyone.

I have

two pieces of paper with the word "death" written on it.

However,

the soldier lies to his captive.

He tells him that he'll let him go if he picks the one with the word "life."

What if he asks the soldier to choose?

That's not how this works. The captive needs to choose.

Which piece of paper will you choose?

Can I call you when I know the answer?

-Amazing. -Give her a call!

You're awesome!

-Ask her out! -Ask her out!

-Ask her out! -Ask her out!

The captive

lives in the end.

When life gets hard,

we tend to get hopeless and depressed.

Just like everyone here who doesn't know the answer to my question.

However as a psychiatrist, I want to think differently.

Hope can be found even in the darkest moments.

Please don't be the character that appears in Mr. Jang's book.

That is not always the case in reality. Always be open-minded.

When you're feeling depressed or heartbroken,

seek a psychiatrist because they can give you hope.

Thank you.

We have been talking to Dr. Hae-soo Ji and bestselling author, Jae-yeol Jang.

Let's give them a huge round of applause.

-Well done. -Well done.

I don't do autographs. I'm sorry.

Dr. Ji.

May I talk to you?

You did great.

You were awesome.

You're quite a debater.

Want to do it again?

Is seeing me that boring? Do you want to fight instead?

Let's go to a cafe.

I can't. I need to get back to the hospital.

I thought Mr. Jang wanted to talk to you.

I never said I would.

Are you going to leave?

Yes.

Not in public.

Our 300th day anniversary is coming up.

I booked a hotel for that day.

You better show up.

Don't forget your promise.

Okay.

Excuse me!

Please hurry up and drive.

Hey, wait!

Wait!

Mr. Choi, give me her phone number.

She'll kill me if I give you her number. Plus, she already has a boyfriend.

I doubt that.

You can tell just by her demeanor

that she has never been in love.

She's so uptight.

I'm sure of it.

He's so narcissistic. He thinks everything revolves around him.

For god's sake.

Shake it properly and leave.

Don't just stand there like that.

I'm almost done with my book.

It's really entertaining. You'll be surprised.

You should check it out.

I won't be surprised.

Never mind that.

Do you know the answer to that doctor's question?

It sounded like nonsense.

Of course I do.

What is it?

Check out my book.

If you tell me, I'll check it out.

So what's the answer?

How should I know?

You little...

Don't be afraid.

Is your dad still

beating you up these days?

After listening to your advice,

I started working out

to prevent the beatings.

Take your best shot.

One, two. One, two.

One, two, three, four, five, six...

Good.

Send me your book.

This is the last time I'm reviewing your book.

Really?

Yes!

If it's boring, I'm going to throw it away.

Got it?

Two pieces of paper with death written on it...

I must choose one of the two...

Which one am I going to choose?

What could be the answer?

It's not like I'm making this up. You're the one who told me.

You said you were afraid of the surgical table.

That's why you chose psychiatry.

To avoid getting blood on your hands

and you said that I was amazing.

You said I was an amazing person.

Okay, stop over-exaggerating.

You remember such useless things.

That's enough.

This is far from enough.

I'm just getting started.

You should stop them.

He's going to humiliate Dong-min if he keeps going.

Why should I stop them?

If Ho-gyeol is not going to humiliate him, then I will do it.

That good-for-nothing...

It's nice to see everyone here.

Make sure you guys major in psychiatry.

Let's have a toast!

-Cheers! -Cheers!

Listen up everyone.

Let me tell you a secret.

These two used to be married, but they got a divorce.

Hey, don't you think you're crossing the line?

It's a shame that none of you saw how they fought when they were together.

They got into huge arguments at a hospital.

They were always cursing at each other.

There was a lot of commotion.

It was quite a scene.

That was us.

-We were like that at one point -We were like that at one point

After that incident,

their supervisors recommended them to go see a psychiatrist.

I still remember what the supervisors said.

He said something about them wanting to treat mental patients,

but they were the ones who needed the treatment.

You little brat, I said that's enough.

This happens all the time.

I'm leaving first.

Hey...

Soo-kwang, where are you?

You want to fight over this?

That's right.

I'm a psychiatrist who went for some counseling.

What about it?

You think you won't get cancer because you treat cancer patients?

If you treat patients with a cold, it doesn't mean you won't catch a cold.

The same goes with brain tumors.

That's enough, Dong-min.

He's having a hard time these days.

Getting divorced was a painful memory of our past.

Does it make you happy to talk about other people's painful past?

How would you feel if you had cancer and I made fun of you?

Would you feel good?

Hey.

He has stomach cancer.

Really?

You little brat...

Hey...

I seriously had no idea.

Hey!

Ho-gyeol!

Hey!

Why are you drinking when you have cancer?

I had one beer, man.

How serious is it?

I was lucky to have found it at an early stage.

I'll be fine once I get surgery and I don't need chemotherapy.

It's in an easy spot too.

You scared me to death!

You really scared the crap out of me.

Give me back my water!

-What a bastard. -My wife wants a divorce.

You can have this.

Goodness.

Dying is better than a divorce.

It's all yours.

-Mr. Jang. -Hey.

This drink is on the house.

Thanks.

Hey.

Have you seen my publisher?

No, I haven't.

Mr. Jang!

-Nice to see you. -I can't believe we're seeing you here.

He's so handsome.

These drinks are from Mr. Jang.

-My gosh, thank you. -How nice of you.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

Enjoy.

Right!

I know now.

THE RECIPE FOR MEATATARIAN

IS MURDER OKAY?

THE RECIPE FOR MEATATARIAN

It's plagiarism for sure.

Only the genders and circumstances have changed.

Also, he just changed the genre.

This can't be!

How could he copy his girlfriend's work like this?

Call a lawyer

and contact Jae-yeol.

Are we going to distribute the books?

Of course we are.

Let's fight heads on.

I choose this one.

If this one is death, then the one inside my mouth must be life.

A tricky question has a tricky answer.

You got it.

I'll be sad if you leave.

Right, I'm sorry.

Don't worry about it.

Hey, go to hell!

Go to hell!

Burn in hell!

Beom-seok! Calm down!

I'm not going back!

Stop it!

What do you think you're doing?

Stop it! Let him go!

Call the cops!

Beom-seok, calm down!

You need to relax!

I'm never going back to the hospital.

Never!

I'd rather go to hell!

Beom-seok!

Are you okay? You need to go to the hospital.

Beom-seok! Come back!

Mr. Jang!

Are you okay?

I've had it with that woman!

Mr. Jang!

Beom-seok!

I won't go to the hospital!

-I won't go to the hospital! -It's dangerous!

I don't want to go to the hospital!

Beom-seok!

Beom-seok!

Excuse me, Why isn't Beom-seok at the hospital?

I was his doctor.

He's been out for a week.

Please call his family and notify them.

Beom-seok!

You punk!

-Hey, Mr. Jang. -Right.

I won't go to the hospital!

-I need to borrow your car. -Okay.

I'll call you later, sorry.

Beom-seok!

Beom-seok!

Beom-seok!

Hey, you!

Hey! That's my car!

Beom-seok!

Hey, look here.

What is up with you?

I need you to follow that cab.

Why should I?

That man is schizophrenic. He's suffering from a mental illness.

He could die and injure others.

Come on, do something good for a change.

Hurry!

The cab's over there! Drive faster!

You're not normal, are you?

What?

You said that man's schizophrenic.

That must mean you're not normal.

Why would you think that?

My name is Hae-soo Ji, I'm a psychiatrist at Hankook University Hospital.

A schizophrenic patient has stolen a vehicle and is on the run right now.

The cab number is Seoul...

His girlfriend called?

Yes, please give her my number.

And please connect me to an emergency hotline.

Thank you.

Dr. Kim.

This is very urgent. Do you remember the patient, Beom-seok Kim?

Well he's on the run in a stolen vehicle and I'm in pursuit of him.

I need you to prepare some haloperidol or lorazepam.

Oh my god.

How is that madman such a good driver?

He sure knows how to race.

He's heading for Gyeonggi-do.

Then we should go there too.

You can't be serious.

Is that a request or an order?

Come to Gyeonggi-do, route 65.

Contact his family and inform them of the situation.

Okay.

Didn't you say that he's your patient?

Why would he beat you up like that?

That's because he's suffering from schizophrenia.

I can't tell you more because it's doctor-patient confidentiality.

Blow into it.

I saw you drinking earlier, that's why.

I need to have a long talk with you after we catch that man.

How many fingers?

I'm not a patient.

How many?

Four fingers. So what?

Don't give me that tone. Tell me if your vision gets blurry.

Hello, you must be Beom-seok's girlfriend.

Has he not been taking his medications?

This wouldn't have happened if he took his medications.

I see. It was because he couldn't have sex?

That fool. He could have had all the sex he wanted if he was patient.

Why? He can't have sex?

When did he stop taking his medications?

Prepare the IV.

DANGER BEWARE OF FALLING

Hold on tight.

This won't do. We're running out of fuel and I'm tired.

I'm facing him head on.

Let's go!

My goodness!

No, stop it!

Hold him down!

Let me go!

Calm down!

Inject him!

I can't see his veins!

-Is that 4ml of lorazepam? -Yes.

Flip him over. Get out of my way.

-Flip him over! Carry him! -Give me the needle.

I'm going to give you some sedative.

Calm down.

-Calm down, Beom-seok. -No!

Beom-seok, it's okay now.

Everything's going to be better now.

It'll be okay.

Try to calm down.

Please get him to a hospital.

Contact his family members and don't forget to monitor his vitals.

Okay.

MEASURING VITAL SIGN

Thank you for your help.

Are you Beom-seok's guardian?

Yes, I found him.

He's being transported to the hospital as we speak.

How could you pull down a guy's pants?

We can't leave.

There's not enough gas.

We won't make it back.

Emergency hotline?

I have a patient with an injury on his head.

We're on route 65.

Okay.

You're good at lying.

Is that how you hitch-hike?

I wasn't lying. I was telling the truth.

Close your eyes.

My eyes?

Yes, close your eyes.

Why?

What for?

You'll find out soon.

This is a bit random, but I think I like you. What about you?

What about it? You're not going to like this.

Open your eyes now.

Sit down.

What is this?

What situation is this?

It's not a deep cut. About a centimeter.

I hit you earlier back at the club.

I was trying to save another man's life by stopping you from hurting him.

That can't be prosecuted by the law.

Let me see your head again.

Can you open this for me?

You're one peculiar girl.

When were you going to tell me about the cut?

Well, it all happened too quickly.

Just a little bit more.

What's on your mind?

I'm going to get revenge.

I guess it's not that painful.

Could you hold this for a bit?

Wait.

What happened to your arm?

I got kicked in the arm by a patient earlier.

But don't worry about me. I'm fine.

Dr. Ji?

Hae-soo?

Hae-soo!

I'm a guy with a lot of manners.

Too bad not a lot of girls know that.

You did all that with an injured arm.

You're pretty cute, now that I'm seeing you under the sun.

But...

why is the ambulance not coming?

What is this place?

The two of us together like this.

It wasn't that bad, right?

You remember her, right? She was the woman at the talk show.

I told you that we were going to run into each other somehow.

Oh my god.

His brother didn't kill her but they keep saying that he did?

-Do you have OCD? -You could say so.

I give as much as I recieve.

If you come into my room without knocking, then I'll do the same.

I'm Soo-kwang Park. I'm 28 years old. I'm a guy.

You're so fussy.

Do you guys have to kiss and love each other

in order to live together and hang out?

Am I the only one who thinks sex is an assignment?

They totally made out.

Do I seem easy to you?

I felt a little sad over this incident. But now I want to face them head on.

Whether you stay or leave, it's war starting tomorrow.

Are you saying that my eyes are on you? Do you think you're that attractive?

Subtitle translation by Hafizzul Deraman