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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Who are you?
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- I'm Paige.
- This is a very advanced class.
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Do you know how to differentiate
under the integral sign?
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No.
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[CHUCKLING]: Do you know anything?
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I know you're in my spot.
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These are parents we
can actually relate to.
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- Sounds good.
- Oh, thank you, Lord,
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for connecting us with the parents
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of another special child.
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You kids are special, too.
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I used to work at the practice
with Barry, but I had to quit
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once Paige's schedule
started to get busy.
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Well, a unique child can
require a lot of attention.
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Try all the attention.
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Barry, it sounds like you
might be feeling left out.
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Sometimes I do.
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Don't you get him another beer.
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Oh, come on. You love
this, and you know it.
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They're as messed-up as we are.
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[BOTTLE POPS OPEN]
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♪ ♪
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ADULT SHELDON: From a young
age, I was the proud member
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of several elite organizations:
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The Radio Shack Battery Club,
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entitling the bearer to
the incredible bargain
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of one free battery per month.
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It's no wonder they
went out of business.
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Starfleet International,
entitling the bearer
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to say things like, "I'm a member
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of Starfleet International."
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And best of all, the Natural
Science Museum of Texas,
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which included a free
subscription to their magazine.
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"The secrets of carbon isotope dating."
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Juicy.
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Mom, can you make the salad?
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Sure.
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Hey, don't put in any
of those little tomatoes.
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Hey, I don't tell you how to
impersonate a lump of clay.
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You don't tell me how to make a salad.
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There's going to be a
lecture on carbon dating
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at the Natural Science
Museum on Saturday.
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Who would like to take me?
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You know what? I'd be happy to.
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What happened to helping
me at my yard sale?
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Ooh, is that this Saturday?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm taking him to a lecture on, uh...
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what is it? Carbonation?
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Carbon dating. A method of determining
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the age of artifacts and fossils.
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Hey, we could use that to figure
out how old your grandma is.
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That won't work.
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You can't carbon-date
something that's alive.
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Well, then, we'll just chop
her down and count the rings.
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Oh, George, did my "lump of
clay" remark strike a nerve?
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A little.
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[LAUGHS]
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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Dad, do you believe that fossils
are millions of years old?
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I guess. Why?
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Well, Mom believes the world
was only created 6,000 years ago.
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Yeah. So?
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Are these differences a
sticking point in your marriage?
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Not at all.
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- Why?
- Simple.
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We never talk about it.
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So you just avoid discussing
topics you don't agree on?
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At all costs.
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Hearing that further convinces
me I'll never get married.
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Never say never.
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Why not? You just said it twice.
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All right, as soon as I get
these tables set up on the lawn,
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y'all can start bringing that stuff out.
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You think you're gonna get ten
bucks for this piece of junk?
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Hey, that piece of
junk is a wedding gift
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from my cheap-ass Cousin Betty.
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And I was gonna leave
a little room to haggle.
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What's a haggle?
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Negotiating. You start high,
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they offer less, then you
meet somewhere in the middle.
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Leaves them feeling like,
you know, they got a deal.
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- Did they?
- [GIGGLING]: Not if you did it right.
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How much are we getting paid today?
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You're not getting paid squat.
You're helping out your meemaw.
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That doesn't seem fair.
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Yeah, we should get something.
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Fine.
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How much you want?
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- Five dollars.
- Each.
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Each.
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That's pretty steep.
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How about I give you a buck apiece?
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Let's meet in the middle...
Three dollars each.
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Now we're haggling.
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Let me ask you a question.
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If you break something today,
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are you prepared to
cover the cost of that?
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- No.
- Nuh-uh. Mm.
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Well, we're gonna
have to factor that in.
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And did you bring your own lunch?
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You said we were getting pizza.
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Well, I did, but pizza ain't free.
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And I'm teaching you about negotiating,
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which is a pretty valuable
life lesson, right?
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- Yeah.
- I guess so.
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So, if my math is right,
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you owe me... two dollars each.
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We owe you?
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The numbers don't lie.
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Dang it.
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All right, listen.
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I love ya, and you're family,
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so if you do it for
nothing, we'll call it even.
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Take it, take it, take it.
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You got yourself a deal.
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[SIGHS] Y'all drive a hard bargain.
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[MUFFLED LAUGHTER]: Now start
bringing that crap outside.
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[LAUGHS]
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SHELDON: Oh, my.
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GEORGE SR.: Yeah.
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I bet he dresses down
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to about 6,000, 7,000
pounds of USDA prime.
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You would eat him?
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He'd eat me.
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Wow. You're really cleaning house.
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Got to get rid of the old gar-bage,
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make room for the new gar-bage.
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This was Dad's.
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You're not getting rid of this, are you?
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Didn't need it when he shot it,
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didn't need it when he stuffed it,
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- don't need it now.
- Really?
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It was his first attempt at taxidermy.
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He was so proud.
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If it has sentimental value to you,
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I'll let you have it for five dollars.
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Ooh. For this nasty thing?
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[DROPS RACCOON ON TABLE]
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Oh, you're selling his golf clubs, too?
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Which one of your children do you see
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hanging out with Arnold
Palmer in the future?
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Dad's clothes, his shoes, his pipes?
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Honey, it's just stuff.
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I know, but still...
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I get how you're feeling.
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I do.
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Now go away.
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I got a lot of crap to sell.
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♪ ♪
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[GEORGE SR. SIGHS]
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All right, now, don't wander off.
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Pick you up right after
the lecture's over.
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Bye.
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You gonna be okay by yourself?
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I actually prefer it.
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Yep. I'm leaving.
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You keep saying that,
but then you don't do it.
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Bye.
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He's so needy.
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PAIGE: Sheldon?
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Paige?
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I'm so happy to see you.
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Are you happy to see me?
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Not immediately.
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That's okay.
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I'm happy enough for both of us.
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SPORTSCASTER [ON TV]: Rice Stadium in
Houston. Dave Barnett and Dave Rowe.
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And Baylor's bidding
to go up 14 to nothing.
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SPORTSCASTER 2: And if you're Rice
right now, and you're in that huddle...
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- George?
- Uh...
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Hi.
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Oh, Paige's mom.
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- I know.
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
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What a nice surprise.
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I just dropped Paige off at
the carbon-dating lecture.
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And I dropped Sheldon.
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Well, how about that?
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- How about it.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
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Mind if I join you?
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Sure.
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So, uh, where's your... your hubby?
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- Oh, Barry?
- Barry. Yeah.
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Who cares? [LAUGHS]
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That doesn't sound good.
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Oh, sorry. Just ignore me.
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Okay. [CHUCKLES]
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Oh, hey, you want a wing?
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Yeah, no, thank you.
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You mind if I watch the game?
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Oh, no, not at all. Enjoy.
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I'll just see what
kind of pie they have.
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Mm-hmm.
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[CRYING]
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SPORTSCASTER: Well, we were
here last year when Arkansas...
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[CRYING]
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It's getting a little tougher
to ignore you. [CHUCKLES]
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Oh. I'm sorry. It's just...
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Oh... forget it. [LAUGHS]
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Okeydoke.
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Fine, I'll tell you. Barry and
I haven't been in a good place
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in a long time, and I...
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I think we're headed for divorce.
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I'm sorry. Uh...
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I don't know what to say.
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Uh, oh. [SNIFFLES]
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You don't have to say anything. [LAUGHS]
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That I can do.
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Ooh.
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[VOICE BREAKING]: They have cobbler.
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SPORTSCASTER: Rupert Taylor
got the block, and Charles...
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All right, everybody, welcome.
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Glad to see we got so
many people interested
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in radioactive decay.
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Well, hello.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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This is a nice surprise.
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I don't usually see young
people at my lectures.
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I enjoyed your paper on
accelerator mass spectrometry,
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and wanted to find out more.
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Is that so?
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And you?
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I read this magazine.
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Uh-huh.
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It has puzzles, too.
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Okay.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Do you want to kick this off
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and tell us exactly
what carbon dating is?
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The 5,730-year half-life of carbon 14
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is used as a geochronometer.
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Anything else you'd like to add?
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Um...
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carbon dating is how we figured
out how old my grandmother is.
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[LAUGHTER]
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ADULT SHELDON: It was
at this moment I learned
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I was not only brilliant;
I was also hilarious.
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[ADULT SHELDON LAUGHS]
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[SPORTSCASTER SPEAKING ON TV]
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I mean, you, of all
people, would understand.
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You've got a special child of your own.
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[CHUCKLING]: I do, I do.
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How do you and Mary handle the stress?
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Well, we actually have
a pretty good system.
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Oh, please tell me.
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We don't talk about it.
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Not at all?
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Zippo.
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Boy, that doesn't sound
like it could work.
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Suit yourself, but
I'm having a nice day;
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you're crying into your peach cobbler.
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For now, let's neglect
changes in the isotopic
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ratio of the air over
thousands of years.
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[WHISPERING]: This
is pretty basic stuff.
260
00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,189
[WHISPERING]: Yes.
261
00:10:18,190 --> 00:10:20,449
I'm bored.
262
00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:22,399
Let's get out of here.
263
00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,360
I can't. I told my dad
264
00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:26,729
I'd stay here until
the end of the lecture.
265
00:10:26,730 --> 00:10:29,999
Okay. Be a baby.
266
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,970
I'm leaving.
267
00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:33,829
In our case, the math yields
268
00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:38,289
approximately 48,000 years.
269
00:10:38,290 --> 00:10:40,379
ADULT SHELDON: I was most
certainly not a baby.
270
00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:42,280
If anyone was a baby, it was she,
271
00:10:42,290 --> 00:10:44,019
because people who call
other people babies
272
00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:45,720
are the real babies.
273
00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:48,500
[WHISPERING]: Wait up.
274
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,080
[SNIFFING]
275
00:10:54,090 --> 00:10:55,439
I like it.
276
00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,409
It likes you.
277
00:10:57,410 --> 00:10:59,440
- How much?
- Five dollars.
278
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,379
I only have 50 cents.
279
00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:02,949
That's okay. We're haggling.
280
00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:05,179
I don't know what that means.
281
00:11:05,180 --> 00:11:07,580
You make me an offer,
and we meet in the middle.
282
00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:09,590
The middle of what?
283
00:11:10,690 --> 00:11:12,790
I'm not really sure.
284
00:11:15,590 --> 00:11:17,590
Hmm.
285
00:11:18,830 --> 00:11:20,510
[CHUCKLES]
286
00:11:23,270 --> 00:11:25,199
What are you doing?
287
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,139
Considering buying this jacket.
288
00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:32,009
I found chewing tobacco and
Juicy Fruit in the pocket.
289
00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:34,580
Does that come with it, or is it extra?
290
00:11:35,810 --> 00:11:37,800
Actually, that's not for sale.
291
00:11:37,810 --> 00:11:39,519
Why don't you look for something else.
292
00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,449
You sure? There's a price tag on it.
293
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,219
Just take it off.
294
00:11:43,220 --> 00:11:45,989
Is this some kind of
bargaining technique?
295
00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:47,720
Because I should warn you.
296
00:11:47,730 --> 00:11:50,529
I've been to the bazaars in Istanbul,
297
00:11:50,530 --> 00:11:54,949
where the negotiations are
fast, furious and bilingual.
298
00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:56,550
Just take it off, damn it.
299
00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:02,110
What just happened?
300
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,039
That's my dad's jacket.
301
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,010
Oh.
302
00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:10,180
Still don't know what happened.
303
00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:15,230
Do you think humans will become
extinct like the dinosaurs?
304
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:18,050
Yes, but before that
happens, some of us will merge
305
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,239
with computers and
become immortal cyborgs.
306
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,989
That's a fascinating idea.
307
00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:23,390
Thank you.
308
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,059
Did you get that from a TV show?
309
00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:27,290
No.
310
00:12:28,590 --> 00:12:30,500
A comic book.
311
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,280
And then when Paige
turned six, it was obvious
312
00:12:35,290 --> 00:12:36,770
she wasn't like the other kids,
313
00:12:36,780 --> 00:12:38,779
and she needed a school
where she could excel.
314
00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:40,840
- Uh-huh.
- But Barry's dental practice
315
00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:42,919
was 50 miles outside of Fayetteville,
316
00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:45,449
and do you know what's available
for extraordinary children
317
00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:47,819
50 miles outside of Fayetteville?
318
00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:49,839
- I'm gonna guess not much.
- Nothing.
319
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,470
So I packed us up, and I
made him move to Texas where,
320
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,559
believe it or not,
people do get cavities.
321
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:58,230
I believe it. I had a
humdinger last summer.
322
00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,369
- Face swelled up like a cantaloupe.
- And do you know
323
00:13:00,370 --> 00:13:02,269
he's been cool to me ever since,
324
00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:04,199
even though his practice is making money
325
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,040
- hand over fist.
- Yeah, yeah.
326
00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:07,200
SPORTSCASTER: A flag down...
327
00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:08,760
And as much as he says I ignore him,
328
00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:10,339
he ignores me just as much.
329
00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:12,509
I mean, would it kill him to
get a babysitter every once
330
00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:14,709
in a while and take me
to dinner, maybe a movie?
331
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:15,749
It would not.
332
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:18,010
Oh, darn. You didn't see me.
333
00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:22,519
Then you've got fourth
down, and he throws the...
334
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,490
BARRY: George!
335
00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:28,429
Hey. [CHUCKLES]
336
00:13:28,430 --> 00:13:29,690
Paige's dad.
337
00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:32,599
Barry. Yeah, of course, I remember.
338
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,029
What are you doing here?
339
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,299
Uh, just, you know,
340
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,550
Sheldon wanted to go
to a science lecture.
341
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,569
No kidding.
342
00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:39,939
We just dropped Paige off there.
343
00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:41,939
You don't say. [CHUCKLES]
344
00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:43,229
PAIGE: Ooh. [CHUCKLES]
345
00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:45,399
Caveman stuff. I love that.
346
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,689
Where are you going? It's closed.
347
00:13:47,690 --> 00:13:50,880
I can read... baby.
348
00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:55,770
Just so you know, that
won't work every time.
349
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,219
You haven't, uh, seen
Linda around, have you?
350
00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:00,460
Linda.
351
00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:03,209
Your wife, Linda.
352
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,999
[LAUGHING]: Yeah. No.
353
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,729
So what's new?
354
00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:08,329
Oh, not much.
355
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:09,510
Hey, you like football?
356
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,539
No.
357
00:14:10,540 --> 00:14:12,669
Well, you sure? It's a close game.
358
00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:16,210
Uh, no, no, I'm, uh,
more of a tennis man.
359
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:20,479
Well, those are two very
different sports, aren't they?
360
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,309
SPORTSCASTER: I think
you've got to go outside
361
00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:24,239
and rely on somebody like...
362
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:28,390
George... can I confide in you?
363
00:14:37,730 --> 00:14:40,290
♪ ♪
364
00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:45,949
This is oddly reminiscent
of a dinner with my family.
365
00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:47,619
You're funny.
366
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,080
I know.
367
00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:51,459
My family never eats dinner together.
368
00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:52,919
Why not?
369
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:56,390
My dad always manages to come
home from work after we're done.
370
00:14:56,400 --> 00:15:00,199
Hmm. My dad never misses a meal.
371
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,430
Do you think Stone Age parents
stayed together forever?
372
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,669
They had to. There were no lawyers.
373
00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:07,000
- [LAUGHS]
- What?
374
00:15:07,010 --> 00:15:08,439
That was funny.
375
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,009
Right, we've established I'm funny.
376
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,309
Well, I think my parents
are getting a divorce.
377
00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:14,609
Why?
378
00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:16,009
They fight all the time.
379
00:15:16,010 --> 00:15:18,150
- About what?
- Mostly me.
380
00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:21,289
Hmm. That's too bad.
381
00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:23,089
I guess I'm lucky.
382
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,530
Why?
383
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:27,179
I'm the glue that holds
our family together.
384
00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:28,400
[KNOCKING]
385
00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:29,940
What are you kids doing in there?
386
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:36,409
Okay, ten cents a week for a whole year.
387
00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:39,989
I get the raccoon, and to tell
people you're my girlfriend.
388
00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:43,089
15 cents a week, and if you
say hello to me in school,
389
00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:44,489
I'll say hello back.
390
00:15:44,490 --> 00:15:46,460
Deal.
391
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:51,939
Connie, I need to apologize.
392
00:15:51,940 --> 00:15:54,419
Oh, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
393
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,389
No, I am worrying about it.
394
00:15:56,390 --> 00:16:00,020
I didn't realize that with you
and I being in a relationship,
395
00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:02,519
me wearing your dead husband's clothes
396
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,359
would be emotionally
challenging for you.
397
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:08,289
All right, apology accepted.
398
00:16:08,290 --> 00:16:09,690
Thank you.
399
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:15,350
Are you okay?
400
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:22,679
I guess I just didn't expect
that getting rid of my...
401
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:26,450
my husband's stuff was
gonna hit me so hard.
402
00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:32,059
He must have been a wonderful man.
403
00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,759
[LAUGHS]
404
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,359
Well, he had his moments.
405
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:39,660
He was married to a wonderful
woman, so that says a lot.
406
00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:42,880
You're pretty wonderful yourself.
407
00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:46,250
Thank you.
408
00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:50,420
Now, let's talk about
this hula girl lamp.
409
00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:52,589
What's your best price?
410
00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:54,829
It's my gift to you.
411
00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:56,260
Nice haggle.
412
00:16:56,270 --> 00:16:58,500
Nice mullet.
413
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,219
Thanks again.
414
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,639
Real sorry about this.
415
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,399
What were you thinking?
416
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,839
I got bored.
417
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,070
'Cause you're a baby.
418
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,239
LINDA: What happened?
419
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,579
BARRY: Everything's fine.
420
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:12,020
They just wandered off.
421
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,080
Hey, Linda, nice to see you.
422
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,619
George, Sheldon's dad.
423
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,819
Oh, sure, yes. Hi.
424
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:22,389
Well, good to see you folks.
425
00:17:22,390 --> 00:17:24,120
Take care.
426
00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:30,059
Did you know that her
parents are getting a divorce?
427
00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:32,170
Just keep walking. Keep walking.
428
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:39,769
[LAUGHING]: What... what is that for?
429
00:17:39,770 --> 00:17:41,839
Well, can't I appreciate my wife?
430
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,479
What did you do now?
431
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,940
I didn't do anything.
432
00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:46,710
Want to hear something cool?
433
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,119
Sheldon skipped out of that lecture
434
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,949
with that little Paige girl,
snuck into a closed exhibit.
435
00:17:51,950 --> 00:17:54,269
- You're kidding.
- True. [LAUGHS]
436
00:17:54,270 --> 00:17:57,690
Even got, uh, "arrested"
by the museum security cops.
437
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,459
Why would you think that's cool?
438
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:01,429
Sheldon got into trouble with a girl!
439
00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:03,499
I'm bursting with pride.
440
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,029
[SIGHS]
441
00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:07,630
You know what? I don't
want to talk about it.
442
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,439
There, right there.
443
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,440
That's why I love you.
444
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,619
You gonna eat your beans?
445
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:24,059
Yeah, I'm gonna eat my beans. Duh.
446
00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:25,459
What about your tots?
447
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:27,150
- Those, too.
- Georgie!
448
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,460
Just eat your own dinner.
449
00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:29,499
Dad?
450
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,860
Can't have my tots, either!
451
00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:33,469
[GRUNTING]
452
00:18:33,470 --> 00:18:35,939
[GEORGE SR. GRUNTS]
453
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,540
[ALL GRUNTING]
454
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,229
[BIRD SCREECHES, GRUNTING CONTINUES]
455
00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:47,200
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