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Thank you guys so much.

I've been out here forever.

What do we have here, Willie?

Looks like we got ourselves a hitchhiker, Billy.

I was looking for a ride, but I can just keep walking.

Oh, come on. We're not the type of guys to leave a girl out here walking in the

rain. Are we, Willie?

No, we're not, Billy.

I'm glad.

If you're going to be walking, you're going to be going nowhere fast.

There's not a town for miles.

So are you going to get in or not?

Come on, we going back.

Alright, that's what I'm talking about.

Come on, get in here.

You getting in or what? Come on.

I'm actually going really far, so if you guys wouldn't mind just dropping me at

the next rest stop.

Well, honey, there ain't no rest stop for a while.

Not for miles.

We're all alone out here.

Don't you worry, we're going to drop you off at the next stop.

Okay, thanks.

being out here all alone.

You know what's dangerous for a young girl like you? Hitchhiking out here all

alone.

Yeah, all sorts of weirdos out here.

Oh, come on. We're just messing with you.

So how old are you?

Um, 19.

What's your name anyways?

In case you haven't figured out already.

We're the Dalton twins.

Billy and Willie.

My name's Tanya.

Aren't you going to say nice to meet you?

Or is it not nice to meet us?

I'm just messing with you.

I'm sorry about that. You know my brother doesn't talk to too many

You don't see too many new faces.

So anyway, what brings you out to this neck of the woods?

Well, I'm actually writing a modern day hitchhiking book.

So, I've been hitchhiking in the U .S.

Been out here a couple weeks.

It hasn't been too much trouble to get a ride, but this past town that I just

had to walk out of, well, there is literally nobody.

It's true.

That's so true.

Speaking of being out here all alone, got anybody waiting for you to get back?

Boyfriend or something.

I mean, say if I had you on my side, I wouldn't let you go nowhere.

Is that right?

Me neither, brother.

Me neither.

Um, you know, I actually just... I just got off the phone with him right before

you guys pulled up.

And just to let him know where I was.

Oh, you don't have to worry your pretty little head about anything.

You got a lot of us.

Besides, there's no reception out of here for pals.

Feisty one.

So,

how far is it to the next town?

It's not too far, is it, Willie?

It's not too far at all, Billy.

But we do have to make one stop first, don't we, Billy?

Certainly do, Willie.

Certainly do.

That?

Yeah, we got to make a stop, you know, stop right at our house right up here.

Are you trying to open the window?

Yeah, Billy here likes to keep the safety lock on.

Don't want you falling out or anything, do we?

But listen, don't worry about a thing.

Yeah, we just got to take a little, take a little care of something for our ma.

Yeah, she ain't well, you see, she ain't all right in the head.

Don't you worry right when we're done. We're gonna take you right back on the

road where you want to be

We're

here

Coming or not.

our humble abode.

Let's eat.

Um, that's okay. I'm just gonna wait for you guys by the door.

Our couch ain't good enough for the big fancy writer?

No, I just don't.

I'm just playing with you.

I got it again, Billy.

Let's go say hi to mom.

Alright.

Uh, the phone, guys.

Willie, don't you have the phone? Come on, Willie. You know you had it last.

I swear you had it. Come on. Quit playing with it.

We'll get you that.

Yeah, we'll find it.

Hey, Mom, your favorite son's here. Quit playing. You know I'm your favorite

mom.

How are you?

So you found a bum?

Thought you'd try your luck out there, huh?

Don't you know there's lots of dangerous animals out there?

You can go if you want.

Or you can stay, have a little fun.

No!

What the hell are you doing over there?

Oh, come on, Billy. We're just having fun.

Ain't we?

Come on now. You're scaring the poor girl.

Sit down.

I told you not to do this.

Without waiting for me.

You guys are fucking creeps. Leave me the fuck alone.

All I want is a ride.

Actually...

We were just going to give you that lift we were talking about, but you can't

even take a joke. She can't.

I don't think we're going to do that anymore.

You know, guys, we got up on the wrong foot. I really just want to get to the

next town.

Yeah, we sure as fuck did get on the wrong foot.

That's all I want.

You know, I don't really like your attitude.

No, sir.

Bad attitude indeed.

Ungrateful.

But you know what?

I think I got an idea.

You know, like we were saying earlier, we don't really get to see many faces

around here, do we now, Willie? No, we don't, Billy.

I was thinking, you know, maybe you could ease our loneliness.

The both of us.

You guys are fucking sickos. Fuck that. Oh, suit yourself.

Enjoy yourself out there now.

But make it quick.

We'll make it quick.

Don't worry about a thing.

And darling, when we're done, we'll give you a ride wherever you need to go.

Thank you.

That's all I want.

And this is all we want.

It's been a long time, hasn't it, Willie?

Yes, it has, Billy.

It's been too long.

That's right, Lily. That's right, Lily.

That's right, Lily. Look at that.

Make it quick, boys.

Look at that, Lily.

Look at that.

Yes. Yes.

That's right little girl.

Suck that fucking dick.

That's how the Dalton brothers do it.

Yeah. Fucking weirdos.

Suck Willie's cock over there. Suck his cock. Wow. Suck Willie's cock. Give

Willie some love.

Yeah, there you go.

That's right.

That's right.

Open that mouth. Open that mouth.

Open your eyes.

That's right, Willie.

We're getting to all the fucking ass right now.

We're getting to all the ass right now, Willie.

And for God's...

Do you want to get some air, Willie?

That's right. Better?

Don't you let her sit on that.

Yeah. Yeah.

Get on there.

That's right.

Yeah,

there you go.

That's right.

We definitely picked up a bit.

Picked up a good one this time, Willie.

Picked up a good one this time.

That's a good girl.

riding my brother's cop, don't you?

Yeah.

Give me that.

Give me that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's it. That's good.

Yeah, that's right. Look at that.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Just like that.

Just like that.

You want to come on my brother Willie's car, huh?

It's so wet.

Yeah, Willie.

Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

That's right.

Yeah, I'm going to go open that up.

I think this can go in right about your fist. You're hitchhiking. You're both

done now.

You're done now.

You have no idea.

All the stories.

All the fucking stories.

Yeah, that's it. Just like that.

Take both those fucking guys.

Take both those fucking guys.

Open that mouth.

Open that fucking mouth.

That's it.

That's it.

Give Willie what he needs. Give Willie what he needs.

Yeah.

Don't leave Billy out.

God damn, that's so good.

You'll end up getting exactly what you wanted.

I'll tell you what, there's only a good chapter in your book when I say

football.

It's true.

Bye.

You like that, don't you?

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

That's right.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, Willie, why don't you give that one to him?

Oh, it's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

We're gonna give you a ride.

But before we do, we got one person we want you to meet.

Meet a what?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, he's real excited about it, too.

He?

Oh, here he comes.

Boy.

Hey, Pa.