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Congratulations!
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Your penis is a Tentacruel
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with bulging pink glans
and glittering mushroom blue veins.
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Your penis is filled with a…
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quiet menace.
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Your Bulbasaur's special move
is Ooze Attack, extremely potent pre-cum.
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Watch out for…
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Accidental pregnancies.
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Your Flygon's special move
is Poison Prison.
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In which you ask a girl for so many
reassurances that she loves you,
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that she stops loving you.
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Your Gengar's special moves
are Ooze Attack and Clear Body,
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in which your penis completely disappears,
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which can happen when it's cold out
or if you hear your mother's voice.
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Your weiner is the cutest little Pokémon.
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Pikachu, Pikachu.
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And it ejaculates with a sneeze. Achoo!
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Achoo!
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You got 200 fans?
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A hundred-ninety-six to be exact.
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And you're just describing dicks
as Pokémon?
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Turns out the ones that hate their dicks,
they tip the most.
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That is amazing.
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No, what's amazing is WangMangler99.
She has 50,000 fans.
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But no one can find me.
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I need more exposure
if I want more subscribers.
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That's why I need to hook up with someone
who's better at this than I am.
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Who's the cutest?
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Isn't he the cutest?
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Yes, he is.
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Shout, shout, shout
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Shout, shout, shout
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Shout at the devil!
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Nice.
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Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs.
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Boobs. Boobs.
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It's so meta, dude.
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Don't make me look too fancy.
We want things to feel authentic.
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I know.
I just have a thing about flat lighting.
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Can I try on some of your cosplay stuff?
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Oh, my God. Yes. Yes, please.
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Just not Shadowheart, she's not ready yet.
But anything else.
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- Nice. Oh, that's nice with your hair.
- Like this? Like that?
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Sick.
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- You wanna see?
- Yeah.
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There you go.
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Oh, my God. These are funny.
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They're also hot.
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Where you going?
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Well, day job does call from time to time.
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Shuffling papers in the education mines.
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Oh, right.
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What?
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Nothing. Just…
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jealous, is all.
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Sorry.
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What are those?
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Cheri just shipped me
all of my belongings.
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Media Mail. The cruelest class.
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Kind of makes it official
when your stuff gets sent.
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You've been in your room a lot.
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Yeah, so have you.
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In Susie's room.
What are you two doing in there?
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We're making educational videos.
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Look, guys, I'm not just gonna pour
hot wax all over my tits for free.
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Yeah, guys,
it's a very complicated process.
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If you wanna see that,
we'll do a payment plan, okay?
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But we have to lay down a tarp.
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We have to get protective eyewear.
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- It's like a whole situation.
- You gotta think of the furniture.
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- You have to think of the furniture.
- Somebody think of the furniture.
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I want to go to a scare zone right now.
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I need to go to a haunted maze.
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You like the one with the spiders
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- at Knott's Scary Farm.
- You know damn well…
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But she doesn't like the clowns
that come and jump at you…
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Knott's, huh?
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Wait.
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I knew it. I knew it.
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That's the Huntington Beach pier.
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You woke me for this?
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- These girls are locals.
- Okay.
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With like 50,000 fans each.
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Last week, they had a couple thousand
people watching their stream, live.
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HungryGhost needs to be buddies
with these girls.
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It does sound beneficial.
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I'm gonna message 'em. Okay.
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"Hi, I love your streams
and I also live in Orange County
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and I would love to be a guest someday,
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if you would be willing to help a new
creator survive in this crazy world."
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No, you're being way too thirsty.
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"PS. Big fan."
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You said that already.
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And $50 tip.
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You can't buy buddies, Margo.
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Watch me.
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Zero response.
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"Ha ha."
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That's what I get for $50?
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"Ha ha." Okay.
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"Fuck the fuck off,
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you flat-lit, flat-ass,
Orange County, trash heap bitches."
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Fuck you.
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What?
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"Titmouse"?
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What do you mean you're going over there?
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I mean, I'm going over there.
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I paid them 50 bucks.
I deserve satisfaction.
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These could be dangerous people.
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Well, I can be dangerous too.
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- Hey, how we doing?
- Hey, hi.
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Could you watch Bodhi for a couple hours?
I have a job interview.
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Yeah. It just so happens
my schedule's free today.
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Margo.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Don't take it personal, sweetie.
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She's just really annoyed at you.
Come inside.
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Hi, I'm--
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HungryGhost.
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We protect our precious identities
around here. I'm SucculentRose.
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Rose for short. Welcome, welcome, chica.
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You look "funkadelic."
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You got some balls
to actually show up here.
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Hi, baby.
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That's Biotch.
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She's a thousand years old.
She hates the Roomba.
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And KC.
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I mean, WangMangler.
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She acts mean,
but really it's an affectation.
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In actuality, she's fine.
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Right, you're fine? Use your words.
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Look, I'm sorry. It's just, I paid $50
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and all I got back was "Ha ha"
and it triggered me.
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It triggered you?
You're not getting back your 50 bucks.
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Okay. K, K, K, K. Hey. Hi.
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She's really pretty and young.
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So, what are we? Chopped liver?
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No. You've been saying it's time for us
to introduce some new characters
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and our lighting is flat.
Maybe she can help.
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Look at her, she's green.
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Green? I'm not that green.
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Don't get crazy, girl.
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Oh, yeah, you're not that green?
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You showed up to a random person's house
in the middle of the week,
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wearing fucking space buns.
You don't even know us.
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She's got a point.
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Did you even share
your location with anybody?
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It's just not something
that an experienced person does.
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We could be human traffickers.
Skin suit people. You don't know.
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But you're not human traffickers.
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You don't know.
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What's skin suit people?
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Like the movie that we watched
the other day. Like Buffalo Bill.
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- Yeah.
- He was sweet
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and he loved his little dog too.
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Either way, you're not ready.
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I think she's right.
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You know, you risk being a liability.
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Guys, look, I know that I am new to this…
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but I am so, so eager to collaborate.
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And I've been told
that I'm a really good writer by people.
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I've got big ideas,
world-transforming concepts
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to drive your numbers up and up and up.
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There she goes.
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And listen to this crowd. Electric!
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As Leather and Lace take on Jinx.
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Oh, my goodness.
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See? You get him around.
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You see, how she's got him?
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Guess again, ladies!
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Brutal…
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Hello.
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Hello.
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- Where's Margo?
- Job interview.
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Goddamn it.
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You watching yourself fight women, Jinx?
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No. It's just an old match
with Leather and Lace.
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She was supposed to do
wedding prep with me today.
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You can't reschedule?
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You can't unbake a cake.
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Marcy from the church
has a bakery in Yorba Linda…
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How is church, Shyanne?
Are you enjoying church?
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And she's doing our wedding cake for free,
but I have to pick the flavor.
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What's your favorite Psalm?
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And there is no way I am stuffing myself
with all this sugar so close to the date.
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I happen to have developed
quite a refined palate.
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- Fine. Go for it.
- Yeah?
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All right.
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Hi, baby.
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- You got him?
- Uh-huh.
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Hey. Hey, baby.
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This one's…
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Nice crumb.
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What the fuck?
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He just cries with me.
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I pass him back and…
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Bend your knees.
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- I'm sorry?
- Go ahead. Bend 'em.
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I didn't say squat. Just slightly.
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Okay.
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Yeah. It's all in the legs.
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When you bend the knees,
kinda works like a shock system.
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They feel safe.
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What?
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I don't suppose you could've shared this
with me back then?
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When you walked out on her,
she was a baby, you know?
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Of all the times
when she would need to be held,
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would need to be made to feel safe,
and you?
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No, couldn't bother to say to me
just bend your fucking knees.
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What's your problem, Shyanne?
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My problem is that
she has always innately…
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I mean, you don't even know her.
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And she doesn't have
the slightest idea of you.
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And yet, with you she feels held
and she feels safe.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. Just wedding stress
and the planning.
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I'm just…
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Sometimes I think
the whole wedding industrial complex is…
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is designed to make a woman
feel like a failure.
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This one right here, is the one.
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It's pink champagne.
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Hello, sexy Zelda.
You're born to cosplay, bitch.
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I still can't believe
they actually asked you to collab.
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Well, it's just a trial. A couple
photo shoots in their weird sex-loft.
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A mutually beneficial agreement.
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They're worried
that they're gonna get stale.
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And I'm fresh meat.
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High in Omega-3s.
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Oh, gobble, gobble.
231
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,761
Think I might actually
make a real living out of this.
232
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,192
Hey, cool dad shirt.
233
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,280
Listen…
234
00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:14,159
There's this fan expo.
235
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:18,288
It's wrestlers, ex-wrestlers.
236
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,165
Signing autographs, that sorta thing.
237
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:25,921
I typically avoid 'em because
they're for somebody I used to be,
238
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,506
which I'm not now.
239
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,721
How would you feel about coming with me?
240
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:39,101
- Everything okay?
- Your mother made a remark.
241
00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:44,273
How you don't have
the slightest idea of me.
242
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,775
- That's not true.
- It's true enough.
243
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:51,446
Anyway, it would be good for you
to get a glimpse of my prior life.
244
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,282
The prior me.
245
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,910
I'm trying.
246
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,122
This is me trying.
247
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:03,792
I think he might be depressed.
248
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,045
Or it was what I said.
249
00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:11,300
Nice. Okay…
250
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:15,470
Well, you know, it's natural
for a father to want to know his daughter
251
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:20,142
and for said daughter to have feelings
if she doesn't actually know him.
252
00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:21,727
True.
253
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:26,607
I think I might talk to him.
You know, clear the air.
254
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,817
It'll be fine.
255
00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:33,113
- Girls, have you seen Bodhi's binky?
- No! No!
256
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:34,698
Never mind!
257
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:41,079
Oh, my God.
258
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:45,918
I'm sorry. I should've assumed.
259
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,254
I mean, I guess it makes sense
that you and Susie
260
00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:51,798
would be in a romantic relationship
261
00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:53,300
and decide not to tell me.
262
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,426
That's…
263
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,345
That's not it at all.
264
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:57,429
Okay.
265
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:00,766
Then… Then what?
266
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,435
It's…
267
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,271
my job.
268
00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:08,774
Your job?
269
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,074
I'm just gonna say it.
270
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:23,747
I made an account on OnlyFans
and that's my job.
271
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:26,458
You're on OnlyFans?
272
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:29,545
I am.
273
00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:32,881
It's… It's mainly writing.
274
00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,968
It's like descriptive prose, really.
275
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,971
There are… There are
sometimes some images.
276
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:41,723
May I see?
277
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:44,560
Absolutely not.
278
00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:48,146
So, it's pornography.
279
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,983
It's not pornography.
280
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,026
Sometimes there's…
281
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,737
some nudity.
282
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,406
Oh, God. Margo.
283
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,033
Oh, I hate this. I hate it.
284
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,369
You don't wanna be
one of those kinds of girls.
285
00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:06,540
What kind of girls?
286
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,210
Sluts? Those kind of girls?
287
00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:13,130
Girls who use sex and exhibitionism
to get what they want.
288
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,303
This is not you.
289
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,348
So…
290
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:25,809
what's me?
291
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:27,853
Why don't you tell me what's me?
292
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:31,064
Well, my mom worked at Hooters
and my father was a pro wrestler.
293
00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:34,109
So, tell me what's me.
294
00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:36,320
What about Bodhi's dad?
295
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,822
- What does he think about this?
- No. He doesn't get a vote.
296
00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:41,325
- He's not in the picture.
- Well, he may one day
297
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,286
- want to reenter the picture.
- I don't wanna talk about him ever.
298
00:20:47,164 --> 00:20:50,375
This is not something
an honorable person does.
299
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,586
I have a son…
300
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,048
who needs to be provided for.
301
00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:01,345
How dare you judge me?
302
00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:12,940
The night we met
I knew I needed you so
303
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:20,239
And if I had the chance
I'd never let you go
304
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:22,616
- Hey.
- Hey.
305
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:25,160
- What are you doing?
- What do you mean what am I doing?
306
00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:27,120
I'm picking you up to do our errands.
307
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,331
Do you remember
we have a wedding coming up?
308
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:32,417
No, I mean what are you doing
suddenly jerking the radio off like that?
309
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,169
Like what?
310
00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:36,255
Like you didn't want me to hear
what was playing.
311
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:37,339
Was it vulgar?
312
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,093
No, it was not vulgar.
313
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:44,137
Well, why didn't you want me to hear?
314
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,687
I was listening
to some sample wedding songs
315
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:54,106
and I thought I'd surprise you.
316
00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:56,817
We have our wedding song.
317
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,611
Which we need to rehearse, by the way.
318
00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:02,698
Does everything
have to be so orchestrated?
319
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:05,951
- What's the matter?
- No, nothing's the matter.
320
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:08,120
I just… I just… I don't know.
321
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,872
I… I would think we…
322
00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:13,625
we would want the moment to be…
323
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:17,171
I don't know, more spontaneous.
324
00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:19,339
Well, it's a ceremony, you know?
325
00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:21,383
It takes work, Shyanne.
326
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:24,678
Probably a bit like marriage itself.
327
00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,014
What? Are you okay?
328
00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:29,183
Yeah, I'm fine.
329
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,686
Are you having second thoughts about us?
330
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:34,354
No.
331
00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:38,483
Well, then what's going on?
332
00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:43,155
You're like a…
333
00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:46,325
a new car, Kenny.
334
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:50,204
When people buy automobiles,
335
00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:53,373
more times than not,
they're buying the narrative.
336
00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:55,375
The driving it.
337
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:58,795
Being seen driving in it.
338
00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:01,215
The way the car makes them feel.
339
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,593
I like how I feel when I'm with you.
340
00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:07,387
Being seen with you
341
00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:10,599
and I even like me with you.
342
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:14,269
That's awesome
because I don't always like myself.
343
00:23:17,773 --> 00:23:18,774
I…
344
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,362
I love you so much, Shyanne.
345
00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:35,499
Well, maybe it's not meant to be.
346
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,085
- Of course it was meant to be.
- Mom--
347
00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:40,963
I didn't call you
to talk me out of my marriage.
348
00:23:41,046 --> 00:23:42,422
I just called to talk.
349
00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:44,216
Yeah, well, I can't talk right now.
350
00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:46,218
I'm at a wrestling convention with Dad.
351
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:48,387
What? Why?
352
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,805
Because of something you said.
353
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:50,889
About the cake?
354
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:54,643
And now here he is. So, I'll just…
I'll talk to you later. Bye.
355
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,316
- All set.
- All set.
356
00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:04,194
Hey, for today, can we…
357
00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:07,072
can we just forget about that?
358
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:11,535
Of course.
359
00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:16,248
Well, here we go.
360
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:41,648
Wow. So, these are your people?
361
00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:43,901
Past tense. These were my people.
362
00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:45,194
Jinx?
363
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:48,488
Lace?
364
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:52,868
Oh, my God.
365
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:56,246
Oh, my God.
366
00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:58,832
Oh, my God.
367
00:25:01,627 --> 00:25:02,628
Wow.
368
00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:03,712
Wow.
369
00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:08,550
Oh, my God.
370
00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:11,053
Do you remember Margo?
371
00:25:11,136 --> 00:25:12,971
- Hi.
- Margo.
372
00:25:13,055 --> 00:25:15,390
- Do you remember meeting her?
- Yeah, you were like, three.
373
00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:17,434
Feels like yesterday.
374
00:25:17,518 --> 00:25:19,019
Now I feel old.
375
00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:20,187
You look fantastic.
376
00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:24,024
Well, I'm doing some photos later, so…
377
00:25:24,608 --> 00:25:25,943
Man, I lost all track.
378
00:25:26,777 --> 00:25:29,029
I assumed you moved to Melbourne
after you and Leather…
379
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,114
Leather is dead to me.
380
00:25:32,324 --> 00:25:33,659
Fair enough.
381
00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:36,537
So what happened?
You fall off the end of the earth
382
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:37,871
- or…
- Oh, pretty much.
383
00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:40,040
I went to law school.
384
00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:42,000
- Say what?
- Yeah.
385
00:25:42,084 --> 00:25:43,877
I have an office in Costa Mesa.
386
00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:46,421
- A nice little practice.
- Jinx? Jinx.
387
00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:49,591
- Can we get a photo?
- There we go.
388
00:25:49,675 --> 00:25:51,176
- Excuse me.
- Go for it.
389
00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:52,594
- Sorry.
- Hey, guys.
390
00:25:52,678 --> 00:25:55,389
Wow. Look at that. People love your dad.
391
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:56,807
They just love him.
392
00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:03,397
- Thank you so much.
- How about we give 'em a little show?
393
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:06,483
Come on. Come on. Jericho's game.
394
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:08,819
- No. I don't think so.
- Yes. For old time's sake.
395
00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:11,154
Come on, man. Come on.
396
00:26:15,284 --> 00:26:18,453
Lace! Lace! Lace!
397
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:20,163
Just like riding a bike.
398
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,791
Yeah, man! He's scared!
399
00:26:27,337 --> 00:26:31,175
Jinx! Jinx! Jinx!
400
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,557
Jinx!
401
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,199
Come on now. Come on, old man.
402
00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:57,826
Come on!
403
00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:00,954
Yeah!
404
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,251
Jinx.
405
00:27:07,878 --> 00:27:08,962
I love you, man.
406
00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:10,797
Now give me a hip toss.
407
00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:16,470
What do you think about that?
408
00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:18,180
Now you can make some noise!
409
00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:41,620
Just block this punch. Shoot me off.
I'll take care of you.
410
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,163
Don't you dare take it easy on me.
411
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,468
Lace! Lace! Lace!
412
00:27:57,803 --> 00:28:00,138
Lace! Lace! Lace!
413
00:28:00,222 --> 00:28:02,015
One, two, three!
414
00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:08,146
Lace! Lace! Lace! Lace! Lace!
415
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,607
Okay, lover boy. You can get up now.
416
00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:12,734
- I actually can't.
- What?
417
00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:15,153
I just… I can't move.
418
00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:19,199
Hey.
419
00:28:22,828 --> 00:28:25,163
He says he's fine,
but he can't quite move,
420
00:28:25,247 --> 00:28:26,915
so they're sending us to urgent care.
421
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:29,710
Anaheim somewhere.
422
00:28:30,836 --> 00:28:32,379
Okay. I'll call you in a bit.
423
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:35,924
Dude!
424
00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:38,093
Jinx!
425
00:28:38,719 --> 00:28:39,720
Hey, Jinx!
426
00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:42,890
How you doing?
427
00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:45,225
Better.
428
00:28:45,851 --> 00:28:47,895
I think I was just in spasm.
429
00:28:48,478 --> 00:28:51,315
Listen. Come a little closer.
430
00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:55,319
When we get to urgent care,
431
00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:58,447
the doc is probably gonna ask me
if I have any history with drugs.
432
00:28:58,530 --> 00:28:59,698
I'm just gonna say no.
433
00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:01,909
We can figure it out after.
434
00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:04,786
I can just refuse to take
whatever they send me home with.
435
00:29:05,871 --> 00:29:07,706
I just know from my experience,
436
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:10,792
as soon as you bring it up,
they instantly treat you like a criminal.
437
00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:14,338
Okay.
438
00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:16,256
Also…
439
00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:24,932
I was so wrong to judge you before.
440
00:29:27,059 --> 00:29:28,393
I'm sorry.
441
00:29:28,477 --> 00:29:30,562
I was feeling protective of you.
442
00:29:31,313 --> 00:29:32,564
But what you're doing,
443
00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:35,317
we're all just putting on a show.
444
00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:37,444
Entertaining.
445
00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:41,448
As Lace or as Jinx.
446
00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:45,702
- Or as?
- HungryGhost.
447
00:29:46,537 --> 00:29:47,788
That's what I'm calling myself.
448
00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:50,832
I like it.
449
00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:54,336
And I love you.
450
00:29:55,921 --> 00:29:58,173
And I'm gonna be there by your side.
451
00:29:58,882 --> 00:29:59,967
No matter what.
452
00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:08,100
The father. I know you told me
to never talk to you about him,
453
00:30:08,183 --> 00:30:11,353
but is this young man even
aware that he is a father?
454
00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,655
He…
455
00:30:22,614 --> 00:30:23,657
He was my teacher.
456
00:30:24,575 --> 00:30:25,742
I beg your pardon?
457
00:30:26,451 --> 00:30:28,620
My lit professor at Fullerton.
458
00:30:31,123 --> 00:30:32,165
Your teacher?
459
00:30:32,249 --> 00:30:33,667
I signed an NDA.
460
00:30:34,376 --> 00:30:36,128
And it means I can't go back to school.
461
00:30:36,211 --> 00:30:38,380
But he paid me, so it's done.
462
00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:40,340
Margo, he… he fucking paid you?
463
00:30:40,424 --> 00:30:42,176
- What are you… What are you even…
- Just…
464
00:30:42,259 --> 00:30:44,428
- We'll just talk about this later. Okay?
- Fuck.
465
00:30:45,888 --> 00:30:47,055
Fu…
466
00:30:52,144 --> 00:30:53,270
You're sure he's okay?
467
00:30:54,313 --> 00:30:56,148
The doctor said he's completely fine.
468
00:30:56,231 --> 00:30:59,193
No compromise to the spinal fusion
or anything.
469
00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:01,737
Yes. And he's okay to walk, right?
470
00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:03,947
Yeah. They actually recommended walking.
471
00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:05,991
Basically, he just seized up.
472
00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:08,327
Probably more from moving boxes
than wrestling.
473
00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:11,914
- Just keep an eye on him.
- Yeah, the reason I called…
474
00:31:11,997 --> 00:31:13,624
I haven't got an eye on him.
475
00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:14,958
What?
476
00:31:15,626 --> 00:31:17,878
Well, he went for a walk
about 20 minutes ago.
477
00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:19,421
- But he seemed okay.
- Susie.
478
00:31:19,505 --> 00:31:23,592
Look, it's difficult to keep an eye on
two different people.
479
00:31:23,675 --> 00:31:24,676
Yes, it is.
480
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,137
One who can walk, and one who can't.
481
00:31:27,221 --> 00:31:28,514
Ghost, come on.
482
00:31:28,597 --> 00:31:30,432
- We don't got all day.
- I'm coming.
483
00:31:31,183 --> 00:31:32,684
I'm sorry. I'll call you back.
484
00:31:33,602 --> 00:31:35,354
Okay. All set.
485
00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:37,397
I just wanna say one time,
486
00:31:37,481 --> 00:31:39,066
if you don't wanna do this, it's okay.
487
00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:41,610
It's easier to get in
than it is to get out.
488
00:31:42,945 --> 00:31:45,656
- I want in.
- Okay.
489
00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:48,951
Well, in that case, you need to make
a TikTok and an Instagram.
490
00:31:49,034 --> 00:31:50,744
- I have an Instagram.
- No, baby.
491
00:31:50,827 --> 00:31:54,081
You need to make a TikTok and an
Instagram as your HungryGhost persona.
492
00:31:54,164 --> 00:31:55,874
Link it back to your OnlyFans,
493
00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:57,668
totally separate
from your personal accounts.
494
00:31:57,751 --> 00:32:00,963
And try not to let the civs know what
you're doing because they'll dox you.
495
00:32:01,046 --> 00:32:03,632
And destroy your life. You know,
put your real identity online.
496
00:32:03,715 --> 00:32:05,467
- Okay.
- A lot of times you're gonna get messages
497
00:32:05,551 --> 00:32:06,885
saying that you should kill yourself,
498
00:32:06,969 --> 00:32:09,596
or destroy your pussy
with a cheese grater.
499
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,849
So, just find like,
a really deep well of strength
500
00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:13,308
and just tap in, you know?
501
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,686
What's this?
502
00:32:16,395 --> 00:32:17,563
NDA and waiver.
503
00:32:17,646 --> 00:32:18,939
You gotta sign it.
504
00:32:19,022 --> 00:32:20,399
'Cause your life's about to change, girl.
505
00:32:20,482 --> 00:32:22,568
And if not for the better,
we can't have you suing us.
506
00:32:22,651 --> 00:32:24,152
Just… fuck it.
507
00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:28,031
Now, where are you with your taco?
508
00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:31,702
- I beg your pardon?
- Your vulva, my love.
509
00:32:31,785 --> 00:32:32,953
What are you charging for pics?
510
00:32:33,537 --> 00:32:34,997
I haven't even shown that yet.
511
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,123
What?
512
00:32:36,206 --> 00:32:37,833
Zero vag pics at all?
513
00:32:38,417 --> 00:32:39,877
Just boobs and butt only.
514
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,045
That's actually really good.
515
00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:43,964
No. Like, that's insanely good.
516
00:32:44,047 --> 00:32:46,717
Like, you cannot waste the vag debut.
It's the biggest debut
517
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,969
- you'll make in your life.
- No, we had no idea,
518
00:32:49,052 --> 00:32:50,762
and we wasted ours weeks into the process.
519
00:32:50,846 --> 00:32:51,972
- It was just…
- Dude.
520
00:32:52,055 --> 00:32:56,393
- Puss in the wind.
- And we sold ours for like $3. Pathetic.
521
00:32:57,519 --> 00:32:59,438
Oh, my God. I got it.
522
00:32:59,521 --> 00:33:01,190
For your first vag shot,
523
00:33:01,732 --> 00:33:03,442
we'll make you a scary girl.
524
00:33:04,234 --> 00:33:07,237
- Scary girl?
- Yeah. Like a sexy, scary girl
525
00:33:07,321 --> 00:33:09,573
like, crawling up the walls,
on the ceiling
526
00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:10,908
and your head's flying around.
527
00:33:10,991 --> 00:33:14,244
And you're floating in the air like a real
hungry ghost ready to chomp on a dick.
528
00:33:14,995 --> 00:33:16,788
Oh, my god! Like The Grudge.
529
00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,000
Yeah, yeah. Like, it's your legs open
530
00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,877
and then the hand comes out of the puss.
531
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,670
And then there's another puss in the hand
532
00:33:23,754 --> 00:33:25,005
and another hand comes out of that.
533
00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:27,174
- And it's like, infinite puss.
- I'm obsessed.
534
00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:29,426
- You give the best ideas.
- You love it, right?
535
00:33:31,011 --> 00:33:33,013
You know, I'll marinate on it.
536
00:33:33,805 --> 00:33:36,350
Fine. Your vag, your choice, girl.
537
00:33:36,934 --> 00:33:40,771
Now, why don't you tell us about some of
those big, world-changing ideas you got?
538
00:33:49,112 --> 00:33:52,115
Professor Gable. Sorry to interrupt.
539
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:54,701
James Millet.
540
00:33:56,036 --> 00:33:57,037
Hi.
541
00:33:58,372 --> 00:33:59,373
How do you do?
542
00:33:59,998 --> 00:34:01,250
I guess I'm doing okay.
543
00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:05,754
As okay as a 54-year-old man
who has a daughter
544
00:34:05,838 --> 00:34:08,090
and the last name Millet
could expect to be doing.
545
00:34:12,553 --> 00:34:13,637
You're hurting me.
546
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:14,929
What? With my handshake?
547
00:34:15,013 --> 00:34:17,724
A firm handshake is
a sign of good character.
548
00:34:17,808 --> 00:34:19,851
You would be
a proponent of good character,
549
00:34:19,935 --> 00:34:21,937
wouldn't you, Professor?
550
00:34:23,397 --> 00:34:25,983
I mean, if you had a kid,
you would want he or she to grow up
551
00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:28,068
to be a person of good character.
552
00:34:28,694 --> 00:34:29,902
Am I right?
553
00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:32,322
You're really hurting me.
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